Battle Red Radio: Covering This Loss Better Than Kareem Jackson Did
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 7:00 PM CDT
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PrintPlenty to talk about tonight. Some bad, some good, some sad, some ... hood? Well, Kareem Jackson has been working on his trash-talking this offseason, so at least there's that.
Join myself, MDC, and BFD at 9:00 PM CT as we discuss this loss, what it all really means, and then slice each others' veins just to feel ourselves bleed. Because nothing has ever changed now that we lost to a good team on the road.
Leave your questions in the comments or over here. This week we are going to (for the second time) attempt to take a few phone calls during the show. If you listen to the show, I will read the call-in number on air at some point. That is your signal to jam the phone lines and become immortalized as part of a radio segment that tens of people will listen to. Or don't, like you did last week. Whatever you feel like. (Jerks.)
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed below doesn't let you listen to it live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where Tim and I attempted to convert Chris of Houston Diehards over to the dark side
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All I know is that
I just watched Kubes give the Monday Q&A over at the mothership:
we may have lost, but I do like this guy…….
Too bad he's a BUM.
I think 95% of all my comments now are just sarcastic replies about firing coaches and trading players.
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There's a call-in number....
Jordann, if you don’t call in so. help. me. durga.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I will be in class!!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
All the time.
Cut my pinky pretty bad a couple years back. Now it stays up all the time.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I don't care if this isn't relevent, please laugh at this man's expense for putting me through that tortuous hell last night.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Serious Question
When I signed up for BTSC last night, one of the guidelines said something about don’t type something so stupid that it’ll make the regular commenters leave or something like that. I am some-what making that up, but that’s what I got from it.
Y WE NO HAZ DAY HURR?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
We're not total dicks?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure about that?
Last time I checked, MDC still writes for BRB!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Define "writes"
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I define it as...
currently puts up more content than most of these cockgobblers.
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Nom nom nom nom nom
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Exact quote
Above all else, make sure that a longer standing BTSC member doesn’t stop interacting with our growing community because of you. Welcome!
by Patrick Harrel on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That's fuckin' pathetic.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's le awesome
Shut up, hipster
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Awesome
So if any of their longer standing BTSC members are douche-nozzles, they get to bring the banhammer down on you.
Seniority systems are for pussies.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Titans play them a week from Sunday
I’ll have to go sign up over there and see if I can’t get somebody banned later in the year.
Waste of time
Been scoping out the place.
All I can say is “merrrrrrrr”
But whatevs
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Power is aweszoome!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I'm still stuck on the most accurate comment of the week about how Kareem Jackson
couldn’t cover a receiver inside a phone booth!
….and how unfortunate it is that Hines Ward is phoning all his posse about this fact…
Seriously, we dump Slaton and still haven’t cut K-Jax?!! That guy is our biggest liability on defense, and even Cody supports this comment which says VOLUMES.
Newbie here
I know that Kareem Jackson was thrust into a starter role before he was ready and before we had a real Defensive Coordinator. But if we don’t see any significant improvement by the end of this season, how much longer should we invest in a liability? As long as you’re a nice guy, Kubes is gonna believe in you. And with his status as a first round selection, how much longer can he command a starting slot?
by BattleRedPriest on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 6 recs
Great Question
Welcome to BRB.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Thanks
Been following for a while. Decided to stop shadow lurking and join the conversation.
by BattleRedPriest on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I hate to talk out of both sides of my mouth
since my current assessment of K-Jax is that he is a *"mudslide" bust, but in fairness most current top talent shutdown corners spent 2 to 3 years on special teams and bench duty. Even the valiant Nnamdi was on special teams for 3 years before rising to greatness. So do we suffer while they let him learn in a hot position, or do they park his ass for someone with some “skill”?
*mudslide = that chunk of shit that slides down your leg when you are so drunk that you “shart” and don’t feel it, but you are SO drunk that you don’t care because both elbows are dug in deep to hold you up and keep you from cracking your skull.
As I said this offseason.
If he doesn’t significantly improve by years end I have no doubt we’ll see him demoted/cut. Yes he was torn apart Sunday by Lance Moore but it’s still 1 game. He played solid in the first couple so lets see how he responds in the Steelers game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
cue me in when to call
and leave the number via comment
So I can at least slip out of class and make fun of MDC
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
JORDANN! YOUR TIME TO SHINE IS NOW!
(661) 244-9808
PS: “JOHN MCCLAIN” if you’re out there please call. Tim and I both would like that.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I smell a call-in by Tim to challenge the lot of them to a duel for defending Okoye.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Screw That
I’ll just revoke their writing privileges on BRB.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
You'll have to make those 3 articles a year up somehow.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Who sucks more? Jason Allen, Troy Nolan, or cornerback Kareem Jackson?
These are the questions I wonder.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I know who doesn't suck,
Their agents.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Yes.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Tate has to learn patience
I think he’s too jacked from missing time and just running hard. I think he can improve on that.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Agreed.
He is in his second “rookie” year. What I like is his ability to carry defenders for extra yardage before finally going down. Imagine how good he will be with a full season under his belt.
by BattleRedPriest on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Texans technically in first
On divisional record (1-0 v 0-1). Broncos played without Dumervil and Bailey.
by NewsToTom on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Not signing Gage
Nate Washington’s had a good year, been useful, but the other guys are trash, and the free agent list is even worse.
Jake Locker's the backup
Rusty Smith has no reason to be on the team.
Yeah, letting BFD and MDC talk about the Titans
Is like asking Poland what they think about the Nazi Party.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Ich bin ein hater.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
CJ2mpy
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
BFD Is Trying To Out-Crazy Us All
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
You're welcome.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jordann, number's up above
And damnit, “John McClain” please call in if you’re listening.
"Lord, beer me strength."
WIMPS!!!!!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I loved the Falcons hate.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Or I'd kill the show with my unfunnyness.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Or you could talk about the Texans from an opponent's POV which would be awesome
"Lord, beer me strength."
That I could.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Was Sunday's game odd, from a fan perspective?
I remember the 2009 game against the 49ers and found it a bit interesting as a fan to look from both sides of the fence, so to speak
"Lord, beer me strength."
So weird.
I hated the Texans, yet didn’t want them to suck. I hated Andre catching so many passes, but damn did it make me love him more. I felt so conflicted, but it ended in the best way for me.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I promise no matter how awkward you are
You will not be as awkward as the first few times I called in to do a show with these clowns. It gets easier.
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by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Question For MDC
The Erin Rose: Greatest Bar In The World, or Greatest Bar In The Universe?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I'm on the host's cue!
But I only got a minute!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
nvrmnd
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Hm.
It usually shows up if you hold on.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It said I was on cue
But y’all were talking about Andre bringing out his “inner diva” and I had a feeling that the call in section was over
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Rivers Wasn't Really Expecting Any Callers
On this call-in radio show, Jordann. The fault lies with you.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Sorry, next time I'll hold the line open for 15 minutes instead of 10.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Okay
You’re learning. Richard Justice probably made the same mistakes when he started hosting his radio show.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
To be fair
The delay on getting a call (I’ve tested) is about 35 seconds, so if you hold on for just a minute, there is no way I can get to it in time.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
In your defense
I kept pushing 1 because I thought that would catch your attention quicker. Didn’t know there was a 35sec delay. Womp womp
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Colts 4 guys consists of Mathis and Freeney though.
Not saying the Texans pass rush isn’t effective, but still.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Double-Digit Win By The Texans On Sunday?
You boys are certifiable.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
It could happen.
I mean, the Titans beat the Ravens by double digits.
Oh, it's happening.
I can FEEL it.
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He was in a bathroom stall.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
It's Official
BFD is drunk on Battle Red Kool-Aid. And absinthe.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Mead, actually
Like when I was a kid.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You know you can still find that stuff
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes
A friend home-brewed some recently. Tasted…inedible. Like I cared.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
My uncle is a beekeeper
and makes his own mead. 25 gallon batches take 2 years to come out tasting right. He puts in a new 25 gallon batch every 2 months, so he has cases and cases and cases of different kinds of mead lying around.
It’s amazing.
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
I've been wanting to try mead for years
But have never really been able to find any. Until last weekend when I stumbled across some at Central Market of all places. But I didn’t want to spend $20 on one bottle at the time. At least I have some hope of finding some whenever I decide to throw the money at something that I have no clue if I will like it.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 29, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
That was fun
I kick ass.
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Listening to it this morning...
I have to think that Rivers was serious when he said we weren’t allowed on the show at the same time ever again.
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It's sad he couldn't handle our asskicking
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Someone has to play the foil around here.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 28, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
We would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you rascally kids.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Listened to the recorded version
Fun and entertaining
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 27, 2011 11:45 PM CDT reply actions
Kareem Jackson is not very good
I just wanted to point out that KJ is not very good. The Texans D was fine until Drew Brees remembered Kareem Jackson was on the field and supposed to cover someone. That is all.
by Stoicsoldier on Sep 28, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Newb rec
Welcome!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Relevant stat from PFO:
Brees had -74 DYAR throwing to his right on Sunday, the worst of any quarterback this weekend. Both of his interceptions went that direction, which doesn’t help. He ended up going 9-of-15 to his right, but for just 56 yards, a rate of 3.7 yards per attempt that is very un-Brees-like.
Much of that seemed to come from Kareem-related coverage towards the end of the game (along with some nice plays by DeMeco in the flat on the right side). Still, seems like there might have been a way to adjust based on that. Oh wells, another week, another match-up for Wade to figure out.
Have a linky?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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Oops, read right past it
Nevermind.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
*Never mind
Yes, I’m being anal retentive.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Whupps.
Started as a journalism major, so I’m a stickler for citations, too. Couldn’t hotlink it in the subject line, though. Here you are, sir.
"So it's gonna be that kind of show"
Looking forward to more fireworks!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Moar Titans hate!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
"festering carcass of shit"
yessssssssssss
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did we kick?
I’d give it an easy 23.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
24
I give it an even 24. But the dick level is at maximum! Continuing the podcast right now. Making fun of Painter is too easy!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
"I hope you like em hard"
“We’re gonna play catch”
Dirty talk. Me likey
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Lame joke BFD!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Taking the words out of my comment, BFD!
About Brandon Harris BTW
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Equating stalking to marriage
WIN!!!!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
a mention of Filipino tranny hookers
wooooohoooo! destroying Rivers’ chances of getting a sponsor for the show!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
What makes you think this isn't who we're going after?
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