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Hello, Texans fans.  I am stopping by for a Q&A leading up to the week so you can learn a little bit more about your opponent, the Steelers.  I know a lot, but not everything, and I am sure other Steelers fans will stop by and fill in the gaps.  If one of you has time you should go over to BTSC and make a similar post; it is always well-received.

If you want to trash talk, keep it to talking about the Steelers and do not make it personal. 

Ask away.  Oh, and if you could rec this up so it sticks around until Sunday, that would be awesome.  Then you can unrec it after the game.  Thanks!

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Are you aware that Bo$$man’s twin brother is posting on your blog?

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 7:59 AM CDT reply actions  

No idea who bossman is

So no?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bo$$man is their MaLoR.

This comment was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

by cscmember on Sep 29, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh okay

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has been banned here

and on several other SBN blogs

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's no fun!

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you guys not like him?

I only ask because even though it may seem like we hate Malor, we actually like him because he’s a pretty smart guy and funny. We just like going back and forth because we’re all still clearly immature.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m not embarrassed at all.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would I be?

They aren’t my comments. Similarly, I’m not embarrassed when Ward gets a DUI or Mendenhall twitter rants.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's fair

You’re your own person.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

In your heart you did.

We can tell.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm really upset with that post

I wonder how they feel about me since I’m Mexican?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why “they”? I don’t care what nationality you are.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its a joke

The same jokes that people go home and tell to their families without saying it in public.

We make fun of everybody. Black, hispanic, Jewish, white, asian, etc.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

there in lies the difference

Your site is public.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised they didn't remove it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 29, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see one of those threads

when they play a team from California.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strangest dude I ever met was a Korean redneck from Tennessee

I swear, if you talked to him over the phone, you would have never known he was Asian. His accent was that thick

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The US is such a blender. It's one of the things I love most about it.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of a comedian.

Henry Cho.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Sep 30, 2011 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's who I was thinking of too...

That story he tells about visiting Korea and the Caucasian woman approaching him for directions is priceless.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I need to get back to work

So I’m just gonna rec that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I met him at AUS... very down to earth... extremely nice in person.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

You’re Jewish?

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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!

by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am

Wanna see?^

I didn’t go to temple or anything, but my mother is Jewish, and you are what your mother is.

^ My favorite pick-up line from college: “I’m Jewish. Wanna see?”

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol.

Didn’t know that, that’s cool.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're welcome!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a MOG

half man, half dog

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm my own best friend.

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Never use the passive where you can use the active.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

......

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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!

by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

tbh the only ppl eroding the language are the idiots who say grammar on the internet doesn't matter

and proceed to use its and it’s wrong and misspell the word receive everywhere else as well. It’s really sad to see many Americans not only speak just one language, but have a poorer grasp at that one language than foreigners who learn it as a second or 3rd or 4th language.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 29, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You misspelled "people"

/spelling nazi

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

Can I misspell lulz?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND

their, they’re, there…effect, affect

by DerrickDoll 7 on Sep 29, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

Should’ve / should of
Could’ve / could of

etc

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now...

Don’t lump affect/effect in with they’re/their.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do people seriously do that?

Gah. Face-palm.

Personally, I’m a big fan of the subtle misspelling of player names. JJ Watts, Adrian Foster, et al. (narrowly avoided an “etc.” there).

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really like your center, Andre Caldwell

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's more impressive when it comes from a Texans fan.

And it’s usually after a loss, when somebody is looking for a place to vent (perhaps drunkenly). We get the occasional hastily scrawled rant about how we need to trade Shane Cody and Kevin Walters for Champ Bailey, then cut everybody besides Andrew Johnson and Daunte Robertson.

Usually, those people end up at the Houston Chronicle (and actually comprise the top 5% of football minds who comment there). But every once in a while… They end up here.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hos many Vince Young arguments do you guys get?

You know, the ones that claim that Vince’s “winning record” would’ve paid dividends for the Texans by now because some of those would’ve been playoffs wins.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not so much, these days.

It only took about five years of Mario averaging nearly ten sacks per season and Vince throwing more picks than TDs for people to come around on that one.

Then again, as KSK reminds us, every Dream Team has its Laettners.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Used to be we got that all the time.

Mario has made his point since. The FO stats had Williams as top five for his position. Vince Young and Reggie Bush are….not.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that draft

I was the only person i knew that i had personally discussed this with that thought the Texans made the right pick right after this draft.
I was convinced Young and Bush were busts…turns out i was right, but for some strange reason, people don’t really call Bush a bust as much as they should.
You guys definitely got the true number 1 that year

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 3:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Like that makes it okay, or something.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well since

Mechem speaks fluent spanish and lives in Peru.

He’d probably feels just fine about you.

I love the Steelers.

by tannofsteel84 on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mendenhall hasn't had a game with over 70 rushing yards

why?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Mostly the offensive line. They are struggling to create seams for Mendenhall to run through. One of our better run blockers, Kemoeatu, has been hampered by an injury for the entire year and has not been himself. I don’t expect us to be a good running team this year.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

My fantasy team says F you!!!

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yours and mine

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Likewise

Probably should’ve traded him in the beginning of the season.

All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.

by hornedfrogrocket on Sep 29, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Offensive Line Blows

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great analysis

go on

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rb is a bust

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Go deeper

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

too ez

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hyeah... when have I EVER indicated I had pride or standards?

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

DC is one cigarette away from a oxygen tank

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Superbly articulated

Please continue

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

#1 wide reciever is way past his prime

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I think Andre Johnson still has a few years left in him

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

25 and in your 4th year is past your prime?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pssst

Hines Ward isn’t the #1 guy

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how people still think Wallace is the #2.

Is he still that under rated?

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ward's gotten the publicity for a long time and has the #1 rep

It’s hard to change national reputation overnight even if Mike Wallace is going bananas in Pittsburgh.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

The rep I have been hearing outside of Steelers fans is that he is old, slow, and dirty…

One thing I love about the Steelers is they show their vets respect, they don’t cast them off when they are declining, they keep them around to teach the younger players. I’m sure at some places they still list ward as the #1 WR.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's good that Wallace will learn the crackback from a master.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wallace, Sanders, and Brown are all learning how to block from the master.

They have sprung a bunch of long runs for the RBs so far in preseason and the regular season.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rashard Mendenhall's longest run this season

is 23 yards. Isaac Redman’s is 20. Mewelde Moore’s is 5.

Mendenhall’s longest run against Seattle was 11 yards. His longest run last week was 15.

Also, preseason doesn’t matter.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

of course it doesn’t matter, But I’m saying the WRs are capable blocking for the RBs.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I'm saying

that your claim of “a bunch of long runs” is dubious at best.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the seasons they have been here

they have most certainly had some key blocks on running plays.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Possibly true

But:

They have sprung a bunch of long runs for the RBs so far in preseason and the regular season.

You were not talking about previous seasons. At least not if we’re applying commonly accepted rules of grammar and syntax.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Originally, no i wasn't. talking about previous season

 But this is about the blocking ability of the young WRs, correct? And I’m telling you that they have progressed well in their blocking skills by learning from Ward.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is this wallace guy you talk of

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

its this guy

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 29, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome cuz

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least our HC will be with us next year

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's because

he’s auditioning for DWTS because he feels threatened by the fact that Hines had won, but he had not.
He wants to show the show’s producers that he can dance with the best of them. However, sometimes this causes him to not gain positive yardage…but you gotta prioritize

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 3:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Antonio Brown or Emmanuel Sanders?

Who’s more reliable?

Big-play potential?

Most likely to succeed?

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 9:37 AM CDT reply actions  

2 football questions and a HS yearbook one?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much hah

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good questions and easily up for debate, so here is my opinion

Sanders is more reliable of the two right now. He’s a better route runner and he seems to be more in sync with Ben than Brown, especially on hot routes.

Brown is much more of a big-play potential kind of guy. He reminds me of Wallace in his first year. Tons of raw talent and speed to back it up. If Ben can get him in a 1on1 he will try to exploit it.

I would say Sanders. Since we drafted him I was very intrigued by his potential to be the next Ward, in the sense that he could be a very good possession WR. He is smart, not outspoken (we’re not much for flashy), and dedicated. I think he will have a good NFL career. Brown could go either way. He’s got a ton of potential, but I’m not sure how willing he is to learn. I’ve seen Ben yell at him a few times already this season about stuff he should have down. He may be a bit too much about “me” and not the team.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bumped To Front Page

Thanks for this post, John.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 29, 2011 9:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the bump, Tim

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder who is the "catcher"

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently Mechem

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today is the catcher

Who is on first :)

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Behind the steel curtain

Some of their posts over there make me really dislike their fans, like the post linked above. Like seriously? Childish. They even ragged on us and said we havent played shit and when we did play a real team (saints) we lost. They beat the lowly seahawks and BARELY beat the colts. Championship teams right there.

by fgp on Sep 29, 2011 10:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I realize the hate post isn't for everyone

But, those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Don’t generalize an entire fanbase because of one or two people. It’s pretty lame.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uh...

other than a “rapist” joke at the beginning, how is that post anything like the hate post at BTSC?

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, except for the jokes about rape, I guess it’s nothing like it….

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sexual assault =/= rape. Accused =/= Charged =/= Convicted. I guess I don’t find rape jokes funny and I find people calling my QB “Rapelisberger” tasteless, lame, and stale.

I guess if it suits you, you can downgrade the seriousness of rape and say it’s not as bad as insulting a state or a football team, or a race.

All I am saying is you want it one way, fine, have it that way. But don’t bitch about someone doing some “hating” and then do it yourself.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has been accused twice

one was a lil more sketchy than the other, and people are going to make jokes. Stating Texans are Rednecks and Illegal Immigrants is insulting an entire group of people. If someone was to say, Cushing was a roid head would be more comparable. What if someone on this blog stated that Pennsylvania is a bunch of backwards amish Hicks?

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

shouldn't have put himself in that situation?

a 28 year old male with a ton of money etc shouldn’t try to bang as many chicks as he can like any other male? how is he supposed to weed out the nutjobs that want a piece of his 108 million dollar pie?
The first one did not bring a criminal suit…she brought a civil suit
the second one said “bingo”

It’s like people that believe there is actually a parent in the world that would allow their kids to sleep at Michael Jackson’s house after the first case…
i’m sorry, but those parents, and this girl, were attempting to be opportunistic

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've got news for you

Some parents did indeed let their kids stay at Michael Jackson’s house after the first case.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

you are correct allegedly

but what do you think was going on in that parent’s head?
hmmm…the last one to do this got a HUGE settlement…maybe i can to
if you think anything other than that, you’re just trying to win an argument, because you know damn well that there isn’t a sane minded person in the world that would allow their little boy to go unsupervised in the home of an alleged molester. come on now

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course not

and I’d never let a female friend of mine anywhere near Rothlisberger. He’s about as innocent as Michael Jackson or he wouldn’t be basically constantly saying “I didn’t do anything wrong, but I’m a changed person and I won’t do it again.”.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

so if one girl

who texted a friend saying she hope he got her pregnant, make false allegation, you don’t think that opens a door for another opportunistic female? he would be a “repeat” offender, wouldn’t he?
very conveniently, not too long after he signed a 108 million dollar contract, so that’s weird

I was an average player on a bad high school football team.
There is no way you will convince me any athlete, rock star, movie star, businessman etc would ever have to force themselves on anyone.
But i guess since you were there for both the Roethlisberger AND Michael Jackson events, i’ll take your word for it
However, it’s kind of weird that you could have been both, that’s new information, either you’re a girl, and MJ wasn’t himself that day, or your a guy, and you turned Ben gay for a day.
Which is it?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh after the "football team"

thing it should say, i had no problem with girls, and i’m not “smooth”

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very telling
There is no way you will convince me any athlete, rock star, movie star, businessman etc would ever have to force themselves on anyone.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

especially considering any girl that is generally considered hot is attracted to two things, and two things only
money and power, all of those professions provide plenty of both
so, i would say you’re wrong about it being retarded.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being considered a moron by you is hardly an insult

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Considering I have neither money nor power. But the wife is hot!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

again

we haven’t seen her, and we may disagree
or i may disagree that she is the type of woman a pro athlete, or any of the other professions would go after.
That is not really proving anything.
But it’s cute that you guys read BRB together..that’s pretty nice

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many people here have met my wife.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

but one of those many is

not me, and i don’t want to really, because i feel negatively about her, i would have to say so. and i’d rather not. It’s why i hate when anyone i know says “oh my girl is so hot”.
But i sincerely doubt she is the kind of hot that all these people would go after. Or if she is, she is one of the 3 like her in existence.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

no one has seen your wife, so it’s not like you can actually prove me wrong
and if your name is an accurate description of yourself, i can assure you that you haven’t proven me wrong.
So you and your wife don’t wish to face the facts? well that’s too bad… at least you’ll be able to witness someone put to death this week, right?
Isn’t it about one a week down there?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am firmly anti-death penalty

So your criticism is widely misplaced.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hypocrites?

Do you have any idea what the word means? How it’s applied? Etc.?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

an example would be when party a gets offended and pops a tampon because someone called them names, then they respond by calling names.

What do you think? do i get it or what?
you know what the worst part is.
you weren’t even called names, you read a post that wasn’t intended for you, and got so offended you petitioned the site to get it taken down.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, the nazis like you

got to dictate what other people could view. I don’t even really like his posts, though some are funny..but i’m not a nazi, commie, socialist, Texist (new faction i made up, since you guys seem like fascists judging from these boards)
People should have the right to see it. When your opinion starts forcing a different way of life on other people, you are Adolph Hitler

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

This here Jew, who had relatives die in the ovens at Treblinka, thanks you for that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so because you're Jewish

that means that your decision as to what’s right and what’s wrong that you forced on another group of people isn’t Hitler like?
I guess you being Jewish excludes you from wrongdoing, at all times.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Logic is overrated, right?

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, i could say

“hey i’m black so it’s not racist”
But i didn’t feel like making stuff up to “win an argument”

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is retarded.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you see that their opinions are inherently better than our own, Frank?

Surely, we must cease all resistance to their enlightened protests and do exactly as they say!

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE A COMMIE FOR TAKING DOWN A BLOG POST!

Seriously, read your comments before posting. There’s no freedom of speech on the internet, because it’s not publicly owned. You pay to get on it, and it’s private. Please think before speaking.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

that is so odd…you point out one thing in the post, and focus on that, rather than examining the whole thing, and responding accordingly
i think i’m exposing a pattern here “Sally”

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That doesn't make any god damned sense.

But thanks for playing anyway.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

so i guess the guy who wrote the hate guide was dead on, eh?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll ummm simplify

See, there was more to the comment than that, even containing an explanation of how your behavior was similar to that of the Communist way. However, you picked a “headline” if you will and ran with that. That is exactly what you did while reading “hate guide”. You ignored the whole thing, but saw something you didn’t like said about you “proud” people, and ran with that.
Now does it makes sense?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...just....wow.

I’m speechless with how much of a dumbass you are.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

again..

making statements, not providing an evidence to back up your claim.

But that how ye folks dewit nah dontcha there? Dayyle junyer rulz, and if dat damn hahschool football team dont win dat der game imma gon find the other teams dads and whoop they monkey ass hee yuk

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very racist.

Good job.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can it be?

I’m white…remember..it works both ways smart guy

to quote a certain sore vagina
“Logic is overrated,right?”

I don’t even know how LV hasn’t gotten rid of you, you’re easy

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

The fact that you are actually out there in this world deeply upsets me. What you said just made everyone lose IQ points just by reading it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

are you going to shed tears?

all you’ve done, is insult, but you haven’t made one point, and somehow claimed ’victory"
is that the Texas way?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a pretty intelligent

paraphrase of an Adam Sandler movie..i gotta give you credit for that, you really proved something there.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you could say what you want

But it upsets me to know that there are MEN out there in the world who are as sensitive as you. It’s really a tell as to where this country is headed. When Texas boys start getting soft, we’re screwed as a society.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was taken down thanks to the wildly inappropriate trolling of a certain Colts fan and his jejune friends

The one from week 3 is just as “bad” and still up.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

hurrr I use words like jejune to look smart in front of Internet peasants hurrrr

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, actually I use them because it is one of many words that describes you and your ilk perfectly

I’m not going to dumb my comments down for the benefit of your comprehension.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would think that a more accurate

statement for you would be
“hurr, my panties bunched a long time ago over something that meant nothing, and i can’t seem to extract them from my sensitive vagina, and it’s causing unreal irritation, and because of that, i have to find someone on the internet to harass.”

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i mean seriously

do you want to fight the guy or get him in bed?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

but I am curious

how in the hell can you possibly call that misogynist? really man. because i compared a guy to a girl?
so it’s not a fact that 98 out of 100 females are physically inferior to even the most out of shape male?
or is it because i mentioned tampons, and vaginas? if it’s the last part..i’ll take that. My girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

so do we just say it's retarded?

or do we actually prove we are less retarded by saying why?

i know, i know…silly idea…sorry

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, Punky Brewster admitted she was in a hot tub talking with MJ when she was 10

Apples to Oranges, not even close to the same situation

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by The Night Owl on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

A bathroom stall?

Really? Discretion isn’t that difficult. Bang as many chicks as you want, but be smart about it…oh wait, I forgot who we’re talking about.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It may not be right

But thats what a lot of people think about Texas. Let’s not pretend that there isn’t a such thing as racism anymore.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that goes beyond just racism

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

We do it every week

And we make fun of everybody. What is wrong with that?

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So when you play a team from California

Do you call them cock gobbling fags and wish another earthquake would sink their state into the ocean or something equally offensive and nothing to do with football?

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont

But if someone else does I cant control that.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are Colts fans dropping them on our site right now

I dont like it, but they’re apparently going to do it anyway. And those posts by Mechem aren’t meant to be taken seriously.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

who?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ColtsHomer

dropping homophobic slurs

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

hasn't anyone posted the rules over there?

seriously that crap has to stop.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

my mistake

i thought they were doing it in the AFC South thread.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

The rules are posted

but like Speed Limit laws, some people choose to ignore them for whatever reasons.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go to the thread and read the comments

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe it's been closed already

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should still be able to read them

I was over there a few minutes ago…you just can’t post anymore comments. Unless that has been changed very recently

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Just drop it brother. they have to live in Pittsburg. They are bitter.

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^^That right there.

Every word of it.

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right behind you

From the other side of the planet.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I’m from Houston. My wife is from Pittsburgh. My experiences have been very similar. When I first visited the area, I was not prepared for the degree of racism (mostly via comments) I heard.

by USMC_JA on Sep 29, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I was in pitt last year

I felt more out of place there, than I ever have, even when I walked into a catfish parlor in bodunk Louisiana. I got more dirty stares in Pitt than I ever have taking my white gfs into diners in Texas. I am a Mexicajun, but look more Mexican than white.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys have seen pictures of me,

I know Jordann has a few NSFW’s of me he took while stalking me. Yeah Jordann I saw you out my window in your panda suit. Panda’s arent camouflaged. I just don’t care if pics of me show up on the internet. lol

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well I'm mostly white....

look it, and don’t easily get my feeling hurt. But lots of folks I was around felt pretty comfortable throwing racial colloquialisms around…more so than I hear back home. Wife who has now lived in Houston 10 years believes more racism to exist in the North as well.

I consider myself a Texican. :-)

by USMC_JA on Sep 29, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the worst logic I've seen on this site

And that’s truly saying something.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

There should be a trophy or something.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

A joke about a football player

on your team is nothing compared to idiotic statements about a whole state and its hispanic culture.

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 29, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily the lack of respect for our team

Is what sets ne off, it’s the portrayal of us texans. Absolutely hate that. I know I shouldn’t have generalized based on a few fanposts but the steelers fans locally can get pretty bad. Usually worse than some cowboys fans.

by fgp on Sep 29, 2011 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll be at Reliant Sunday

wearing my Steelers gear and I am not a tool. All my buddies are Texan fans and we respect each other. This is an internet blog, some of these people are 12 year old kids for all we know. I was at the game in 2008 and despite the beat down we put on the Texans, the Steeler fans in our section were not ugly or disrespectable in the least bit.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

The posts tears apart every team. That’s what it does. It’s meant to be humorous. You shouldn’t take it as serious analysis or let it degrade your opinion of our site.

And I can’t help the bad fans you’ve encountered. Every team has bad fans.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I understand the concept of a humor post

and its perfectly fine. I just didn’t find any of it particularly funny and it looked like it was written by a 14 year old.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said, it’s not for everyone.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well what if we just made fun of Rick Perry the whole time?

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

OK by me.

I think we have a no politics rule though, so keep it personal.

by Nashmeister on Sep 30, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

There is a "no politics" rule on here.

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by texanslady on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

No objections.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least if there weren't a "no politics" rule.

Other than that…

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, like Nash said ...

if he keeps it to nothing but personal attacks on Perry that don’t touch on Rick’s political positions, that would (almost) be ok, right?

/kidding
//sorta

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can I make fun of his hair?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh lord, that's just wrong in so many ways.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

For what it is worth

he puts a disclaimer at the start of the post before he goes into his rants.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that helps

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by Hydroshock on Sep 29, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did add

“For what it is worth” nobody was forced to read it after that

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the Hate post was hilarious.

I even said so in the comments.

Take it in stride, it is all in good fun.

If the Texans win, that is the best response ever.

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by TexansForever on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well somebody here has a sense of humor

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well somebody here has a sense of humor

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least getting OU'd

is something we have in common.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

We get it. Many of you didn’t like the post and didn’t find it funny. Can we move on?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's so hard.

Withering sarcasm is all I have left.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

you said “hard” and “withering” in the same sentence!

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 29, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

*post...

whatev…

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 29, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

We usually have a lot of posts like what you described

You’re just focusing in on one particular one.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I will enjoy those to the fullest.

It’s possible to do that while pointing out the crap, nomsayin?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

classy

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solidarity rec...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're apologizing for joking about an accused rapist

one who got off because he cover his tracks well.

Don’t sweat it. You’re fine.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

because I never intended to offend anyone, although I am not the public figure who put myself in an undesirable position by behaving irresponsibly, (I’ve never been accused of rape, murder, killing dogs, quitting football to smoke pot, had 2.5 lbs of weed delivered to my house, assault, being on an orgy boat, having sex with a 15 year old escort, shot myself in the leg, changed my name to ochocinco, cussed the caterer out, punched the OC during a game, beat my wife, sent nude pics to anyone via text message, nor have I ever been in the public spotlight so I can’t afford to pay someone to make it go away.) the media is evil, but public opinion is a motherfucker, immagine being being a Bengals player who hasn’t been to jail, or a Dallas Cowboy that doesn’t have a crackpipe in his jockstrap, or a Raiders fan that doesn’t have a gun in his car? A few bad apples make the whole crop look bad. I don’t consider myself a bad apple and I don’t want to represent Texans fans in a rotten fashion. I am not bo$$man.

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 29, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Potential new sig...

“I am not bo$$man.”

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

in my eyes

i say don’t worry about it…i make Roethlisberger jokes all the time, and i love the guy, and am a huge Steeler fan.
I make racist jokes too, but only if they are based on retarded stereotypes. or else they aren’t fun
that is why i’m not upset with Mechem’s Hate Guide
i don’t care what anyone says about anyone, when i meet someone, there is still only going to be one thought in my mind “is this a good person?” i don’t think about anything else.
I personally think that if i was offended by someone making a stereotype based race joke about me, i’d feel like maybe i’m proving that stereotype to be correct
i don’t know..but you shouldn’t feel bad. i don’t think you were being malicious

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 3:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is a disclaimer at the beginning of that post

Read on at your own risk and don’t get upset if you see something you don’t like, because well you were warned.

Besides the post is purely out of humor (much like Ben jokes?). I’m sure Mechem doesn’t really feel that way… maybe.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck the steerlers

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

classy

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

then why did you read it?

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

But we hardly have heard that much complaints about it up until now.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

^Time to clean underneath your nails^

Go back to the factory

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was going to be talking crap about the Texans

not Mexicans or the people that live in Texas. yeah i saw that they did eventually talk about the Texans.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have Mexican fans on our blog and as far as I know there were no complaints about it because they know its in in good nature.

31 teams were completely fair game

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/shakes head... contemplates new sig...

/recs

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of people take that stance

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that its right

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

True fact:

It’s possible to have black friends and still be racist.

When I lived in the Caribbean, I had British friends who would only date black girls and were filled with hatred for all Pakistanis.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well those aren't American black girls

A lot of times foriegn girls are much better options than westernized women.

I doubt those British guys would go to a place like Cleveland and date exclusively black females. Its a losing proposition.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those dudes wouldn't last a minute in Cleveland.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like a window into 1978.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont get it

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't be Vick

some of my best friends are dogs.
uh oh here I go again…. weeeeee

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 29, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I cant be racist.

Wake up every morning to count white faces.

by southpaw70 on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Besides it was out of humor.

Stand up comedians tell racist jokes all the time but it seems to be just fine. same thing basically.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well to be fair, they're pretty hard on white comedians being racist around here...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

why should it matter?

A white man not being able to tell a joke about someone of a different race in its self is racist. But yet someone who is of a different race can make a racist joke about a white man and its no big deal.

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you believe in the concept of "Inherent Depravity"...

And his logic is as flawed as most race-baiters is.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet to the mind of someone who's as dysfunctional & emotionally damaged as Titus is

How exactly would logic come into play? Although he does handle his emotional trauma very well

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

True

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's kinda' my point skippy...

Selective sensitivity to racism is, in and of itself racist.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t know who he is, what he looks like, etc etc etc.

I just know that those statements aren’t funny at all. Where’s the punchline? What’s the point? It’s just hate towards a culture.

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except that

It wasn’t funny in the least.

I find this problematic.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here’s the thing. Mechem likes to write intentionally over the top posts about all the teams that he hates, and is intentionally racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and lame brained. He is actually none of those things. It is meant to be extreme, taking all stereotypes and multiplying them by 100. It is not serious, purely for our enjoyment.

The reason many of us find it funny is because we know Mechem. We don’t take it seriously.

It’s ok if none of you find it funny. You are not the target audience.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

His weekly ’hate" is so far over the top and extreme I would have an expectation that people would recognize that the humor is actualy, in effect, making fun of those kinds of attitudes.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

But we on the site who know Mechem know what he is doing, and therefore find it funny. Sometimes to take a stereotype and blow it up to its most extreme can be funny.

Certainly some of the observations Mechem makes in those posts are cringe-worthy. But some of them are also very funny. That is the thing about risky humor like that, sometimes it hits, and sometimes it misses, and what hits and misses varies with the one receiving the humor.

Most of you didn’t find, in particular, the Texas humor to be all that funny. We get it. It feels to me like way too much of a big deal has been made about it on here, by many of you being indignant and many of us trying to convince you it’s funny.

Again, we get that many of you didn’t like it. Noted.

Now how about we just talk about the game and our teams now?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was a joke, i dont see why it was a big deal

if mechem actually feels that way than hes a fucking retard and the jokes on him

by Johnson vs. Finnegan on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I pray that he doesn’t actually feel that way

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

as do we all

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah there's a lot of that "blowing up stereotype" stuff going around these days.

What I find is that it’s a way of winking at some nasty comments so that they’re now ironic and acceptable but what people are really laughing at isn’t the irony but the old-style abuse humor.

“It’s great, I can make racist/sexist/whatever jokes straight up AND be firmly entrenched on the side of cool detached irony! It’s a Win-Win!”

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I understand why you could find some of that offensive.

The same as we find some of the rape jokes offensive. However, as explained it is all over the top humor. The more you talk about, the more life you give it. Stop talking about and it dies. Besides, how many things about the Colts or the Jaguars that he joked about did you find humorous?

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

As has been pointed out

No one is offended by what is said about the teams. Its the xenophobic and racist comments, which you cannot draw a valid comparison to other teams with.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe as a balance

you should go back and read some of his more serious posts.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTSC was not my intended audience either

but I do apologize to anyone I offended, HOWEVER, people in the public spotlight need to act accordingly, otherwise they will be subjected to public opinion, I personally have never been accused of rape, murder, murdering dogs, quit football to smoke pot, had 2.5 lbs of pot delivered to my house, married a Kardashian, been on an orgy boat, had sex with a 15 year old escort, been in a fight at a strip club, attacked a fan in the stands, shot myself in the leg, or been in the scope of the public eye (until now) albeit I apologize for my statements about Roethlisberger, (I did edit 3 words, how do you like me now?) I never said anything derogatory about anyone other than the specified recipient of my (seemingly tasteless) pun, whether he his guilty or not is not my resposibility, I am not the public figure that subjected myself to ridicule by behaving in an irresposible manner. again I apologize to anyone who was offended by my fan post.

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 29, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Argh

Beat me to it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought about making that joke,

but it’s already been forced enough.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rimshot.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

I’m following you on Twitter now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, cool.

Prepare for disappointment, if not spam.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he may be a piece of shit...

but he’s no Jerramy Stevens.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Or Rafael Septien
Rafael Septien: January 22, 1987 Former Cowboys kicker, Rafael Septien, was indicted in Dallas County, Texas on a charge of "indecency with a child." He was accused of having sex with a 10-year-old girl. The charges were later ammendended to "aggravated child molestation." On April 9th of that year Septien pled guilty to a single charge of "indecency with a child." And what type of sentence did the now-convicted child molester get? Probation. Don’t forget, this was Dallas County (the court did fine Septien a whopping $ 2,000). That’s right, Septien didn’t spend a single day in jail for being convicted of molesting a child.

At least the kicker felt enough remorse to flee the country. He moved to Mexico after the conviction. (Cancun, in case you were thinking of making a trip. Probably best to leave the kids at home.) Too bad the folks in the Dallas County Prosecutor’s Office were incapable of feeling the same amount of shame. The country would be better off if Septien had taken them with him.

This whole story sickens me, so let’s just move on.

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Lawrence Taylor.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Septien was worse than LT

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll grant you that.

But it’s not a contest.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

LT

bought a hooker, he believed her to be of age…you can’t tell these days

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

/laughing

So THAT’s the defense? “I didn’t know the hooker was too young.”

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

sure, why not

Dirty Sanchez banged a 16 year old (i don’t know somewhere between 15 and 17)

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

 I wonder if there’s a statute of limitations for sex crimes involving a minor. If not, we need a talk with the Federales.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't get the whole story, do you?

Septien spent 10 years on probation and paid a $2,000 fine. He was ordered to avoid alcoholic beverages and completed his sentence without any publicized problems.

After completing his sentence, Septien moved to Cancun, Mexico, where he is now a Vice President for the Krystal Hotel. And if you’re planning on taking the kids down for a family vacation, I have great news for you! “Babysitting service”, “children activities”, and “Water Sports” are all standard hotel services!

Septien’s story has a happy ending. In 2000, he was named to the Cowboys’ 40th anniversary team.

Only the Cowturds would honor someone like that

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see. Reading comprehension fail on my part.

Thanks (I think?) for sharing.

I’m starting to think that the Cowboys aren’t very good people.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! I stayed there!

Nice place. Fortunately, I didn’t require his babysitting services.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
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by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has he invested in a valid motorcycle licence yet?

oops, was that in bad taste? I humbly oppologize.

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd be more worried

about whether he invested in a better helmet..
his concussions cost us fans an entire season

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly this

There is a reason I do not rec the weekly Mechem hate post nor do I find it funny. But so be it, the majority of BTSC enjoy the humor, and each to their own, I stay out of it

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 29, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if it is even a majority

but obviously there are enough who seem to enjoy the humour. It isn’t my thing either but c’est la vie.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

"the majority of BTSC enjoy the humor"

This statement says soooooo much

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by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

In fact, I retract that statement. There are a hell of a lot of people that read BTSC, not all of them regularly post.

It just seems those who do not like the Hate posts as much as others rather stay quiet and let those who do enjoy it without confrontation

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read your post

in the voice of Murray from Flight Of The Conchords.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

We’re not friends, we’re colleagues

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick question

How do you see the injuries to your OL impacting the game this weekend?

by BleachBum on Sep 29, 2011 10:19 AM CDT reply actions  

I actually think the injuries might make our OL better

Another opinion that might not be shared with every Steelers fan, but I think Jonathan Scott is lousy and Doug Legursky can’t run block. Their replacements would almost have to consciously try to do worse.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with John

sometimes to make something better, it has to be blown up first. Not that I am wishing that on anyone, but it also seemed that last year our line seemed to improve and become more cohesive after out rash of injuries.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hows Curtis Brown looking?

Any chance of seeing him take a few snaps on sunday? I havn’t really been able to keep up with his progress.

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by AlDe2356 on Sep 29, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Brown

He has been pretty good on special teams but most 1st year DB’s don’t come into Lebeau’s system and play right away because their system is very complex. Personally I am excited with Brown being a part of our team moving forward. But since we are #1 vs. the pass right now with a veteran group, not much room for him in the base or the nickel.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

The #1 status will likely change after this weekend. Still, I think our DB corps is better than it has been in years even if a couple of the guys are too green to let out too often.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Texans were #1 through week 2 in total defense

that was before the Saints hung 40 pts and about 1,000 yards on us

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

This should be a good game

I am hoping it isn’t a blow out one way or another. Actually I am hoping for no injuries then no blow out.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

have to disagree on that one

I’m hoping for a Texans blowout on the order of 77-0.

Should be a good game though.

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

I am a visitor so I thought I should be polite.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess it isn't polite to want your team to win.

Good luck anyway. Hoipe for an injury free game!

by JBal on Sep 30, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

*59-0

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ravens, colts,n seahawks

Not one of these teams have a andre,arian,o.d, our even a shaub. How can yall stop 2 out 3 of these guys stop andre and we replace him with casey! play action wil kill it.

by Hstntxns on Sep 29, 2011 10:50 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I certainly agree

that the Steelers will have trouble with the Texans’ offense, and I think the Texans front 7 will absolutely eat the Steelers’ O-line but I’m not ready to be too cocky just yet because of how poorly the Texans secondary played last week.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

We’ll try to stop them the same way we do any team. With a well-designed defense.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

amen

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then how the hell did the Colts score 13 points on them?

See how I omitted that fumble return for a TD?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man. 13 points. They should forfeit the season I guess.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the point

is that a defense that is as good as the Steelers’ D supposedly is shouldn’t be giving up 13 to the Manningless Colts. The Texans will be the best offense that the Steelers have faced this year, so if they can’t shut down the Colts, what hope do they have of stopping the Texans? For the Steelers to win, it has to be a shootout.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Add in the fact that Curtis Painter almost got them in position to take it to overtime

Which that alone is sad

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Steelers defense has never been perfect. They always tend to play to the level of their competition. Even in 2008, when they won the SB, they had a ton of close games.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

well hopefully a “better” LT and better blocking from the OL will cut down on the turn overs. Most teams do not survive being -1 in the turn over ratio let alone making 3 turnovers.

We fix the OL problems and that close game turns into a blow out in a big way for the Steelers.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

because things are completely different

every single week….last week, two weeks ago, or three weeks ago mean nothing for this week.
way to many factors in the game to think you can predict the future based on the past.
if you could…you’d be a billionaire off of your winnings from betting football

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

They only scored 7 on us, & that was in garbage time

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure their is a correlation there.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

If the Steelers defense couldn't contain the Manningless Colts until at least near the end of the game

I can’t wait to see what our offense can do against them

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Besides their ground game, I’m not sure how you think the Steelers didn’t contain their offense.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is worse cause the Texans ground game is much better than Indy's

and they run a crap load of play action off it

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess they shouldn’t play the game then. This one is already decided.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who knows, but don't underestimate the Texans

The Dolphins fans thought that Henne would throw for a ton of yardage because he threw for 400+ yards against the Pats. After the game, they were ready to crucify him

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m not underestimating the Texans. But then again, it doesn’t really matter if I do, because I’m not playing/coaching.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this guy for real?

Most people come on here to have a good time and discuss the two teams in contention, but you seem to have a bit of a chip on your shoulder. We dont hate you. we like a bit of friendly banter. But dude, your the one who came here. “I’m not playing/coaching” . Seriously?

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry?

I’m having a great time. You’re the only one with a problem apparently.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had 236 against the Texans & got only 7 points

Quite a bit of difference there

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So did the Texans win count as extra in some way?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, but it is telling of the effectiveness of our defenses against a common opponent

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It might be telling. Or it might mean nothing at all. I mean game one at home against a team who is starting a quarterback who had been on the team for, what, about two weeks? Vs a game three on the road against a team playing (did I mention that Indy was at home in this one) in a nationally televised game with their backs against the wall, and the offense having had some additional amount of time to practice and play with their new quarterback.

Like I said, it might be telling. Or it might not tell us dick.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least one of the fumbles

came about because the LT didn’t hear the QB audible out of a draw to a passing play.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They also lost that QB in the game & had to depend on Curtis Painter

Who has been in that system, yet they didn’t let him start because they didn’t trust him. It really doesn’t matter, that game should have never been that close in the first place

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have a problem with any team “should” win by any particular amount, or at all. The team that wins is the the one that should, and the amount they won by is the amount they should have won by. it’s the great thing about keeping score. It tells you exactly what should have happened.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um, redzone stoppage?

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine was in response to us not containing the Manningless Colts
If the Steelers defense couldn’t contain the Manningless Colts until at least near the end of the game I can’t wait to see what our offense can do against them

Soooo, the total yards were close, that means that you guys could not contain them either. Seems the only difference is 6 points.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but like how someone mentioned earlier that was after Kubes called the dogs off

It could have been a lot worse than what it was.

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by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 29, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

our defense

laid off a bit after the third quarter. and moved to more of a prevent defense. Obviously prevent didnt work against NO… and prob wont work against Big Ben. I hope Wade goes for the throat all game long..

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true.

The Texans basically loafed around the 2nd half trying not to humiliate the Colts. We had 34 at the half.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be me, I mentioned that

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently they stopped us in the redzone...

where we used to have the best percentage of TDs. I’d say that means quite a bit, actually.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have games like that every year

So it doesn’t really mean much this early in the season.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

what?

you trying to say Collins or Painter aren’t as good as Shaub? are you crazy? jk
Is Arian even playing this week?
The thing is, they won’t have to stop all three at once, or even two at once…just the right guy at the right time

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Arian is expected to start on Sunday.

Backed up by Ben Tate and the indomitable Chris “Oingo Boingo” Ogbannaya.

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by Synchysi on Sep 30, 2011 4:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

good, good

not saying our guys will win, just that, if they do win, i want all of your dogs in the fight….

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

/suits up

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh... I ear ya'...

I’m kinda’ bad about biting on hard snap counts, tho…
But I’m great at sniffing out flea-flickers.
Kinda’ hate the Wildcat tho…
But I won’t roll over and play dead in the middle.

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even if Pouncey bribed you with treats?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

After Falling Behind

Do you think the Steelers have enough fire power to Win a game they will be trailing?
Who is going to take the heat off Wallace by stepping up in the passing game?
Will Pittsburghs O-line be able to band together and stop what has been a pretty potent pass rush?

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by WreckNTexan on Sep 29, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Ben

has never had a come from behind 4th quarter win in his career so, no (insert sarcasm)

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd out loud in class

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by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

/Panda snickers

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You do realize this is a football post right?

What a complete and utter douchebag thing to say.

What a switch from one week to the next: Last week, the Colts guys were a really good group.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well at least now there’s a reason for it.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've developed an even deeper sympathy for Bo$$man's victims.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, yeah, things started badly on your side of the fence

and you’re over here telling us what jerks we are?

You know what a troll is, right?

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find his post very relevent.

But its ok if you think your QB never raped anyone (twice).

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess it's not a popular thought

among Steeler fans…but i gotta say, i laughed my ass off at that..

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

It all depends on the OL. If they can give Ben some time, we can make a comeback if need be.

Ward, Brown, Sanders, and Heath are all capable of drawing attention to free up Wallace. We might even see Cotchery this weekend.

Will we be able to stop your pass rush? Absolutely not. I only hope they can make enough plays to have a chance to win.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cothchery Spotting

Must be very simliar to a Slaton spotting here the first 3 weeks

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by WreckNTexan on Sep 29, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

They have more than enough firepower to win in a shoot out given our OL and OC cooperates,

Ben trusts all of his receivers. and Ward, Sanders, Brown, and Miller are all more than capable of stepping up in a big spot.

Brown taking off the top of the defense. Sanders and Ward finding the soft spots in coverage underneath. Miller running down the middle of the field. And Wallace running wild deep or underneath.

Now as far as your pass rush, its not a matter of if our OL will stop them, because they wont. Its more of a question will the OC dial up some plays that will allow Ben to roll out and/or get rid of the ball quickly. Hopefully the new bodies on the OL will buy Ben more time.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets be nice to the steeler fans

some of them ACTUALLY live in pittsburgh, and thats punishment enough! Ive lived there before so YES I can say that

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

until you read

the hate blog

Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
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by WreckNTexan on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty funny.

No problem with it on my end.

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by TexansForever on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm stirring up stuff there a little bit

So far the only thing I took offense to is how they lumped Dallas in with Texas when it’s in South Oklahoma

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

^This

I think I put a big spoon in the pot too.

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 29, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will say...

that I enjoyed the four days I spent in Pittsburgh earlier this summer. The people were incredibly nice, the weather was 30 degrees cooler than here, and Primanti Bros. is muy bueno.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was not voted the most livable city in America for nothing

what you said MDC is very true (especially Primanti Bros.)

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Of course someone from there would bring up a totally worthless vote of most livable city

If you cant play golf at least 11 of the 12 months, then no way can that city be in the conversation

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can keep your unbearable hot weather and droughts (:

We will deal with a little snow.

Besides golf is over rated

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Snow is overrated

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

James Harrison~ "We are not trying to hit nobody hard. We don't want to get fined" *blank stare* /end sarcasm.

by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ice is a bitch though

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yup

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a little saying...

“On ice or grass we’ll kick your ass and then we’ll pay the fines.”

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

My condolences on your sex life.

/cries a little at the similarities upon self-reflection

Blind fandom is all I got left.
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by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Balls.

I lobbed that one right over the plate.

by Nashmeister on Sep 30, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha nice

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're just a little sensitive

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I grew up in Michigan with lake effect snow, did a tour of duty in Iraq, went to Panama for a humanitarian mission during one summer, & worked in Wyoming in the middle of winter

I’m well versed in dealing with extreme temperatures

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

tour of duty

appreciate your service sir.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for serving

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

As the sister of a retired Naval officer, thank you for your service.

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by texanslady on Sep 29, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I moved to Pittsburgh

It would be for the long summers and warm climate. It’s all relative.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winnepeg?

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

never heard of it

Pamela’s

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Turning me into .YMMV.

Most impressive. Heh.

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, that's a new one on me... What does YMMV mean?

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by texanslady on Sep 29, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks. It always helps to expand one's vocabulary.

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by texanslady on Sep 29, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

IMO parsing internet laziness has become a necessary part of expanding one's vocabulary.

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by texanslady on Sep 29, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very true.

On the other hand, what’s considered internet laziness could very well be the ongoing evolution of the English language.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

a day there is fun

6 months is not.

And I kind of enjoyed the hate blog. I mean when someone from the east coast actually puts legible sentences together, and uses big words like THE and OR, its a sight to see

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even though

You’re a smart ass, I agree on the weather and I have enjoyed my 12 years here in Houston.

In regards to your statement I made about the city being livable, wtf?

You gotta love playing golf here in Houston when it’s 110 degrees for 90 straight days with humidity so thick you can barely breathe. I’d rather play 5 months out of the year in nice cool breezy weather.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't pick

either Houston or Pittsburgh if I was picking “the most livable city”. Of course I would factor weather in and the list you are referring to did not. Personally I would rather live in San Diego, perfect weather all the time.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

can't argue with the weather in San Diego

a whale’s vagina

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I just saw the list, they have Washington D.C. as the third “most livable city” and that place is a total shit hole

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

never actually lived there

I have spent several months there though. If I had to move there for work, I would live in Virginia and commute.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I live in the DC metro area (in northern VA)

I find that despite the lack of good bbq, the DC area is not an unqualified shithole. That being said, the traffic is absolutely horrendous, even with all the prep work I had with Houston traffic before I moved…

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was really talking about

the city itself, not the entire metro area.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

After seeing some parts of the District itself.

Like Anacostia and the SE parts of DC, I’m inclined to agree with you.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, you've sorta nitpicked the worst parts of the city, there.

Urban renewal was not kind to southeast DC. The waterfront restoration was a massive failure. There are plenty of cool and historic neighborhoods in the NW and NE parts, though.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Re: Urban renewal

Have you seen H Street NE? The area looks unrecognizable after they finished laying the track for the new streetcar. I was very pleasantly surprised.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's crazy.

I remember going there for a show at the Rock n’ Roll Hotel my first year up there. There was supposed to be a shuttle to take everybody to Union Station afterwards because you couldn’t get a taxi out there, but it didn’t show up and everybody there was afraid to walk through the area. Then I moved in a few blocks south of there last year and strolled though it; unrecognizable is indeed the word I’d use. Irish pubs and trendy pie shops? Not the H Street Corridor I remembered.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I live in VA myself

and I hate DC with a passion. The worst traffic situation of any city I have been to repeatedly, and there are more foreigners living there than actual citizens. English was probably the 3rd or 4th most common language I heard there.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

With all the embassies & other int'l institutions

I’m not surprised by the international presence. Judging from your posts above, it didn’t seem like you’d be bothered by foreigners speaking non-English in one of the major capital cities of the world.

And yes, the traffic here will be death (slow, agonizing, death) of me.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not bothered by it

as long as I don’t have to live in it. They can do what they like there and I will avoid it like the plague. I’m just saying calling it one of the better places to live is just laughable. One of the strictest gun control places in the country, yet has a high crime rate. But thats a debate for a different place I suppose.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Add high cost of living.

I suppose it’s a more livable place if you have the money for it.

Re: Gun laws in DC. That’s exactly why I live in NoVa. CHL reciprocity.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where in NoVA?

I’m out in Manassas.

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm no fan of it

I work off hours as to avoid as much traffic as much as possible. Only commute to Chantilly area.

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Sep 29, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Falls Church for four years.

I’ve lived all over the world and hands down, the DC area is the worst place I’ve ever lived.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me guess. Traffic? Gun Laws? A Mayor who does cocaine?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

DING DING DING DING!!!!

Correct

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

However, it is telling about DC that he can get busted for buying cocaine & still get reelected

And I’m done with politics for today

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Point granted.

The local DC government is all kinds of dysfunctional. If we don’t read about local corruption in the Post or Times, we’d wonder if a plague of locusts is next.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why you should read the Express.

That newspaper kicks ass.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

For starters

The place is filled with ignorant, self-absorbed assholes who have no clue how to drive. It’s expensive, and most people there manage to be this amazing combination of stupidity and arrogance that just infuriates.

The traffic is horrible. If you have a family, you either have to be wealthy or live way out in the godforsaken suburbs to do anything nice.

Plus, you’re attached to DC, a city which is filled with insufferable pricks who think way too highly of themselves and cougars. And as I married man, I couldn’t touch the cougars.

I like to say that living in DC area is almost like living in the U.S. They speak the same language, use the same currency and watch the same tv shows. The only difference is, it’s filled with a whole bunch of cocksuckers that can’t relate to anyone else because they have zero social skills.

Hell, every time I went to NYC, I was amazed at how much friendlier the locals were.

Oh, and it’s filled with fucking native Washingtonians who are Cowboys fans. WTF?

Nice climate though. Four very nice seasons.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm curious to the context of your DC experience (work, school)c

My time thus far in DC has been dominated by grad school. So my social experiences have been tempered by the fact that it’s in an academic environment. However, as I read your post, I found myself agreeing to just about everything you wrote. Now that I think about it, the insufferable-prick quota here in DC is a lot higher than in other places, with the Capitol Hill interns constituting the core nucleus of dbaggery.

And yes, I don’t get how there are so many ’Boys fans up here, given the rivalry with the Redskins.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I worked there for four years.

To be fair, I spent some time there when I was younger, single and not as prone to hangovers. That was fun. I mean, if you’re a guy and you’re over 25, you should be able to go on a date with a different woman every week.

But the last time I lived there, I was married with two kids and had to slog into DC every day for work. Totally different perspective. If you’re wealthy, married w/o kids, or single, you could have a great time there. And it’s a great city to live in as far as having guests is concerned, because there are a ton of touristy things to do.

Where are you going to grad school?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just finished my M.A. in security policy studies

At George Washington University. Now it’s onto the great job hunt, and figuring out how to deal with self-absorbed people who can get me a job in a somewhat related field.

I will have to say that the talent pool here is something else. If I didn’t have a gf, I’d be a kid in a candy store.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to walk through GW's campus on the way to work

From the Foggy Bottom metro down towards Constitution.

Sometimes we’d go get sandwiches at the GW deli and eat them out in the quad out there.

Being letch never felt so good.

Good luck with the job hunt. You should be able to find something in that field in DC.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmmm, GW deli.

Probably the only place within ten miles of the campus that you can find a reasonably priced meal. They used to sell enormous breakfast sandwiches for $3.99. Plus, you can take a shit in the pristine, empty bathrooms of the business school right around the corner. Best poopin’ spot on campus.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't usually find that sort of affection for a good BM

from anyone under the age of 50.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chairman Mao once said...

The best times of his life were when he was a guerrilla soldier sparring with the KMT in the early 30s, because that was when he had his best bowel movements.

True story. Constantly on the run, getting shot at by nationalists, sleeping in a different place every night, starved, cold, etc… And that was the highlight of his life? It really makes you appreciate that morning poo.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for truth.

It’s like a black hole that sucks in every student council asshole you ever knew and makes them important or delusionally important.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't disagree with that...

I suppose you do have to factor in “people” to the living experience. Though, from what I remember, most of the awfulness came from the north (Jersey, Boston, etc.).

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best public transportation in the city.

Long springs and autumns, cooler summers than the south, warmer winters than the north.

Aside from having two of your football slots occupied by the Redskins and Ravens every week, it’s pretty nice.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

It didn't get too terribly hot up here until about early August

People were complaining about mid-high 90s and around 75% humidity. I just snorted and laughed to myself. The weather suits me just fine.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way.

NYC has much better public transportation. Ever try to take a metro to Georgetown? It’s impossible. Literally. Similarly, in the four years I lived there, the metro train I was riding on broke down no fewer than a dozen times.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

My solution: don't go to Georgetown.

But the Circulator buses solve that problem, anyways. And in four years I never had to deal with a broken metro train. Also, every time I visit people in NYC, 50% of their conversations consist of how they get to various places. And the place is just too damn crowded for me.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You lived there for four years and never had to deal with a broken down train?

What lottery numbers are you picking this week?

/head asplodes

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did it

well, I took it past Georgetown to the washington monument.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 29, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Impossible

There is no metro stop in Georgetown. The nearest one is either Rosslyn or Foggy Bottom, both of which are a few miles away.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get the

Browns and Lions every week where i live now
This year, the Lions aren’t a bad draw…but i’ve had to deal with this for 6 years now.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 4:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it hot

because that means the courses are empty

I will say they have some AWESOME courses up there, but they are always so crowded. I really REALLY like clover hill. GREAT COURSE

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good point sir

If you ever go back, you should play Oakmont East. Obviously not as nice as The tournament course but a great track.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

and the beer tastes better

when it’s 100+ and that is what it’s all about when I tee it up

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just have to drink fast

Because after 10 minutes that beer is boiling

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 1:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

They have one of the nicest baseball stadiums

on the planet

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by nolander on Sep 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Texas

and the happiest day of my life was seeing the whole State in the rearview mirror.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking truth??? It’s the truth…

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That has yet to be determined

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Uh huh.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a sad sad life, if that's the happiest moment.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

FTFY
What a sad sad life, if that’s the happiest moment.

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

That is a good one

“i thought happiness was Lubbock, TX in the rear view mirror”

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I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am glad someone caught the joke.

Love that song.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup... he was an amazing song-writing talent.

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Close.

We were blessed, by the Department of Defense, to have lived in Del Rio for 3, long years. Lubbock is paradise in comparison.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok that makes more sense to me now.

But you know Texas is like, really big, for a state? Or a country (larger than say, France). There’s more to the state than Del Rio.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

My first duty station

Was San Angelo. Yep… batted 2 for 2.

I did spend a lot of time in San Antonio, though. Nice zoo. Loved North Star Mall. Oh and Schlitterbaughn, too.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baby… I was the one who threw the party. See how it worked out so nicely for all of us?

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

How good is Clark

in coverage, seems that Troy is around the box more often then deep. Andre always requires saftey help, do you think they will keep Troy back to help?

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

They will game plan for Dre'

and that game plan will have 43 moving around all over the field.

Clark is pretty good and our pass defense is #1 so far ( i know who we’ve played)

Our defense is designed to not give up the big play, we led the league last year by not giving up 1 pass play of over 40 yards (until the playoffs) With that being Dre will get his.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shit

thats a hell of stat! Do Woodley and Harrison every go 1 on 1 with TE.

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 29, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

They mix it up a ton

I don’t think they blitzed Harrison until the 4th quarter last week, he was in coverage a ton.

Woodley has been in coverage more this year than in the past but we haven’t been blitzing much because of the opponents. Don’t ask what happened week 1 – total debacle.

We will give up a bunch of “underneath” stuff, I expect a big day for OD and Casey.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jerks.

I think we gave up 18 passing plays of 40+ yards last year. I still have nightmares about Eugene Wilson coming in late on safety help.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kareem Jackson = worst starting corner in the NFL

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I follow the Texans

because I live here now and I can’t figure out why Kubiak won’t recognize they made a tremendous mistake and move on.

How do you like Joseph so far? Manning roaming back there has to be an upgrade over Pollard? I think they’re the most improved unit in football (Texans D)

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joseph has been as good as advertised for the most part.

He blew it on a couple of two-point conversions by the Saints last week (particularly the second one), but it’s incredible to see a CB actually make plays on the ball. The play he made on the Garcon deep ball in week one was one that no other CB we’ve ever had could have made. And while I haven’t seen much of Manning in coverage (aside from some bogus personal foul penalties), he’s ten times the tackler that Pollard was.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

John, what do you make of the "Steelers are old" talk?

Is it a legit criticism? Is their age showing?

Or is it much ado about nothing?

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by TexansForever on Sep 29, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

It has some legitimacy. A few of the players, Aaron Smith and James Farrior in particular, seem to be showing their age. Hines Ward too might be seeing his shelf life coming to and end. I wouldn’t be surprised if over the next couple years we see some significant turnover on the team. Although significant to us might mean something very different compared to some other teams. The guys on this team, particularly on defense, have been playing together for a long long time.

Although watch Polamalu on the field and you have to wonder what Warren Sapp was talking about. Like almost everybody else on the team he looked horrid against the Ravens, but he seems to be pretty well back to being the guy that we all are used to seeing. And that guy (said in my best Jon Gruden voice) is one of the best ever.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

A football question!

I had given up hope.

Worldtrip covers it fairly well.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the guy who called us "Dallassholes"

“Dude, we’re playing Houston, they’re in Texas, and so is Dallas, I’m gonna call the ‘Dallassholes’ too, haha!”
It’s like he has one good line, and uses it every chance he can.

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by SpaceCityFan on Sep 29, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

It's like

insulting people from Pittsburgh by talking about Philadelphia.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 29, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great analogy

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

precisely

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Sep 29, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So about 5 actual football questions

And 20 rants about a post I didn’t write. This has been less than productive so far.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

There's no such thing as productivity on the internet.

/goes to wikipedia to read about something I saw on YouTube

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Usually we get football questions

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know... this has been kind of like a "productive" cough...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta agree with this

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I was tainted by reading your site before this post went up

So I felt it would be a waste of time to ask questions of a fanbase that has little respect for anything outside of their own radius. I’m not terribly surprised though as I live on the east coast so have contact with many Steeler fans. One of my least favorite groups outside of Redskin and Cowgirl fans.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m repeating myself over and over. You’re generalizing the entire group.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never said that

Parts of my father’s family are from Texas. So why would I?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you levelling me here?

My sarcasm detector is wonky and I’m not sure if it’s getting a reading or not.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

people always tell me they can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or not.

I’m just being stupid, having a laugh. It’s not a dig at you

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's ok if you were.

I was being kinda meta-contextual there and thought you were coming along for the ride. Which I think you were.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to rec this comment

but I won’t. It would be too ironic.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

/Hipster'd?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roll credits.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i chortled

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by Jordann on Sep 29, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know what your problem is. But it isn’t my post and it’s not my call if it stays or goes.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohrly?
Best line w/o a doubt

    They often claim that ‘’everything is bigger in texas.’’ This is an absolute lie. From Jerry Jones’s micropenis, to the Houston Texan’s win average, to Tony Romo, nothing in this state is big or special or awesome

I hate Texas and it stanks.

That is a direct qoute from you in that thread. But hey, far be it from me to generalize.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

John said the last line because that is a play on the title of the post

The direct quote is from Mechem. Re-read my friend.

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where am I generalizing?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are not

You tell me not to generalize others like yourself because of the “funny” post of one man. I was merely showing that it seems fitting to generalize the whole group when members such as yourself are showing support for such behavior in your comments. A spade is a spade, if you found it funny, don’t be offended to be generalized as a racist.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So from what you are telling me, if I laugh at a comment about Jerry Jones having a small penis, that I am a racist. Seems legit.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

duh

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

We wouldn't mind that one so much

Personal attacks towards Jerry Jones & Bud Adams are usually given a pass

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because those two

are not people. So it can’t be a personal attack.

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by MDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personal attacks towards Jerry Jones & Bud Adams are usually given a pass encouraged.

Fixed.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

A real testament to the power of the internet to bring people together, I'd say.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of it got answered in an earlier post

but this, so far, looks like the least productive “Ask the Steelers…” to date.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Define "productive"

If by productive you mean did we get x number of football questions addressed despite the elephant in the living room, then yes, it would appear that it wasn’t at all productive.

However, I would argue that finding out if the piece was indicative of the attitude of the overall Steeler fanbase would be very productive from the BRB perspective. We want to know if we’re dealing with straight-shooters, and if it would worth BRBers to pose a question and expecting a good-faith answer.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

^This

I had no desire to talk football after reading the racist hate. It doesn’t matter who wrote it, the effect is the same regardless.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Joke

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad for you

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hooray for obvious jokes that people from other jobs whine incessantly about while talking about how funny rape is! Yay!

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

jobs=blogs

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and your whole family too.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Actually, it's only funny if the quarterback of a team you hate is being accused of it

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does it feel

To be a fan of a team that has a defense they can almost always rely on. I am hoping to discover that feeling this season.

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by silentassassin on Sep 29, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Amazing

it also feels good to have the weapons to have a very potent offense for once. Now if only we can put the pieces together (OL, OC)

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you know enough about Hines Ward

Antonio Brown seems to be a lesser version of a rookie Mike Wallace. When he gets the ball its more than likely a for a big play down field. He has some speed and is pretty dang shifty. He needs to work on his route running much like Wallace did early on, but he also seems to have some lapses in concentration and needs to do a better job of picking up the hot route.

Emmanuel Sanders is more polished than Brown and seems to be more of a speedy possession receiver. He reminds me a bit of Santonio Holmes in how he goes in and out of his cuts. 2nd best route runner of the top 4 WRs on the team and I 2nd best hands as well, even though he did miss a perfectly thrown pass in traffic last week but I’m sure he will make up for it. He also has a knack at finding the weak spots in coverage and finding the 1st down much like Hines Ward.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

  1. Wallace, with Ward set at #2 with Sanders and Brown gaining ground on him. #3 and #4 is usually a toss up between Sanders and Brown depending on who played well last week, who’s healthy, and who is practicing well, pretty much their competing to be better than the other, thus making each other better in the process.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s nice, but you make sacrifices on offense. There is a give and take, unless you get lucky with draft picks like the Packers.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s great, except for the annoying fans and commentators who think the defense is no longer any good because they allowed a rusher to run for over 100 yards for the first time in two years.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking

I figured it kind of spoils the fans a little bit and expectations go through the roof.

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by silentassassin on Sep 29, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

it spoils the fans more than a little bit. It can be extremely annoying, frankly, to hear/read/observe some of the reactions when the Steelers don’t play up to their expectations. Someone on our blog, immediately after the game, wrote that someone needs to be fired before midnight that night. She didn’t specify who, or really why, she just wanted heads to roll. Because of a loss the first game of the season after playing in the super bowl last year.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't been able to watch nearly as much football as usual this year

(just Texans games so far, in fact, and those hours later from the DVR).

so I haven’t kept up with the Steelers much at all. However, the Steelers seem to have among the lowest turnover in the league. Are there any new players we should be watching out for? What do you think the Steelers would have to do to win, based on what you know of the Texans? Vice versa, what weak spots should the Texans be looking to exploit? Your guess as to the final score?

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

New players? What new players?

Seriously there isn’t a single new starter on offense or defense.

Depth wise we might see more of Keenan Lewis CB this week since he has been filling in for the injured Bryant McFadden and has held his own fairly well.

 Rookie DE Cam Heyward might see some playing time subbing in for Aaron Smith. Heyward has done alright so far and has had some pretty good stuffs in the run game and taking on blockers for the LBs. Pretty much he has been what you expect out of a 1st round rookie.

Isaac Redman might/hopefully will some playing time spelling Rashard Mendenhall. He is a good complement to Mendenhall since Redman is more of a tough north and south runner who rarely goes down on first contact, while Mendenhall is more of an elusive RB.

For the Steelers to win they have to limit Andre Johnson and Arian Foster (obviously). But the key to stopping that to is winning the war in the trenches and getting to Shaub and closing holes for Foster to run through. But the most important key to winning is winning the turn over ratio. Don’t make mistakes and force and take advantage of yours. Also with the Steelers weak O-line and the Texans improved front 7, it would help Ben alot if the Steelers can dial up pass plays that can get rid of the ball quickly. It would also help alot if they can establish the run game. Hopefully Kemo will be back at LG and with Foster at RG it should make things easier to run it up the middle.

The Texans should be looking to take advantage of our weak O-line. Passing the ball to Foster would most likely give the defense alot of trouble. Depending on if William Gay is covering Owen Daniels I would be throwing to him often.

not going to predict a score.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The LBs are playing fine for the most part. The D-Line is another story. Aaron Smith has not been his usual self and isn’t really making plays. Keisel was out last game and his absence was definitely felt. Hampton has been just fine though.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question for Texans fans. You seemed to have a history (at least last year anyway) of starting really slow and getting down big and then making a big comeback late in the game.

Is that a fair assessment, and what are they doing differently if anything this year?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

that was the case all of last year

Only been three weeks, but this year they’re starting really fast on offense, but are struggling to get 7 instead of 3 in the red zone. Defense is helping shortening the field which facilitates “fast” starts for the offense. They started strong in NO last week but left the ball in Brees’ hands too much in the 2nd half and it came back to bite them in the ass, along with the fgs instead of tds inside the red zone in the first half.

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by silentassassin on Sep 29, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anecdotally, it seems to me that the offense is calling plays more for effect than diagnosis in the first quarter.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

^This

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the case last year.

We’ve definitely been a one-half team for the past few years, but so far in 2011 (as well as most of 2009), they’ve been a first-half team for the most part.

It’s too early to tell this year. But last week the obvious difference was that New Orleans picked up the tempo in the fourth quarter and forced us into our nickel package. Seeing as we only have three competent DBs on the roster, he just picked our secondary apart. It didn’t help that the D-line and linebackers were completely gassed by that point, either.

The other issue was that we were down to less than two full-strength RBs. Tate had an ankle injury, and Slaton is just ineffective. As much as they would have liked to pound then rock and run out the clock throughout the fourth quarter, they didn’t have the personnel to do it. We’re hoping the return of Arian Foster solves that issue.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Having Ward back ASAP would help as well

unless Ogbonnaya can pick up his slack

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're starting fast & pulling off the gas now late in games

We did that against the Colts & Dolphins without consequence, but the Saints had too good of an offense to do that to. Not having Arian Foster hurt in the red zone against Miami & New Orleans, but that should be different against the Steelers as he will be starting. If the Texans jump on the Steelers early & build up a lead, they better hope their offense is good enough for a late comeback when Kubiak goes into clock killing mode

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair assessment, though I would rephrase it:

“…making a big comeback late in the game only to still lose.”

As has been noted quite a bit, the Texans offense has been quite potent for the last several years. The miserable defense last year was not an aberration, the Texans defense has never really been sound. The difference was the slow starts from the offense tended to put the team in a deep hole, then they had to hit the high gear to pull it out (or again, lose in most cases). The offense has been focusing in practice on eliminating the slow starts, and the team has shown up well in the first half of all three games so far this year.

As for preventing playing from behind, the Texans placed a focus in the offense on improving the defense, with new coordinator Wade Phillips, the addition of Johnathan Joseph and Danieal Manning to the help in the secondary, and a “defense-first” draft. The revamped D fared well against inferior opponents the first couple of weeks, before being put in their place last week by the Saints. Overall, especially with the shortened offense I think the fans collectively were expecting a period of transition before the unit came together, but so far the results have been promising.

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

All of the above

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously,

All bullshit aside. I know people are saying your team is getting old, and your offensive line and running back is weak. The steelers havent played anyone good. But do you think you can hold our offense in check? Who wins and why?

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we hold your offense in check? No. But, if we can get our shit together, I think the defense can do enough to give the offense a chance to win.

I think Houston wins by about 7, mostly because they are the home team.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I like you now Johnny Boy

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our running back is weak? When did this happen? I’d like to see Foster run behind our O-line.

If the defense plays as good as they are capable of (which they haven’t yet unfortunately) then we should be able to limit Foster and get to Schaub. Its a bit of a wait and see thing. Right now the Texans are our measuring stick of where we are at.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll agree with the fact that your O-Line is making Mendenhall look worse than he actually is

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

the only thing i can say bad about Mendenhall is he tries to hard to be Barry Sanders behind the horrible Lions O-line way back when. Mendenhall make make 1 man miss in his backfield, but when it becomes more than one it is better to just be decisive and just hit the hole in front of you and gain 2/3 yards rather than lose them.

 But then again that would be a problem if they played more Redman, all he does is get the ball and hit the hole.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, he's trying to be like Barry Sanders????

Ain’t he a bit big for that? I thought he was more of a bruiser, or at least a bit more balanced. He should leave that crap up to Reggie Bust

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever watched Mendenhall run?

The guy has dancing feet, (after he broke his shoulder in his rookie season he took dancing classes), and is definitely more elusive than power even though he has a decent frame for a RB (225lbs). The AFCCG against the Jets is a perfect example, there one be atlest one defender in the backfield and Mendenhall would be running at him, back step away from him in time to miss the defender diving at him, bounce it out side and out run another defender to get up field. But he also isn’t afraid to run over a DB for a first down.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

finally...

i see someone else call Bush exactly what he is….
i thought he was too pretty for that

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I must have missed something

please inform me.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

He’ll have plenty of holes off guard to run into, since our nose tackles suck.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

^WOW^

Lick another steeler nut dude

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course not you ra tart

But you wont catch me saying weak shit like that

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's weak about it?

Is it false? Are Shaun Cody and Earl Mitchell secretly the second coming of Jay Ratliff and they’ve just been fooling everyone this whole time?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

^Yawn^

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Care to answer the question?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's a ra tart?

and saying that he expects mendenhall to be able to run on us up the middle since we have no adequate nose tackle on the roster seems reasonable enough to me.

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

o...k

makes as much sense as anything I suppose

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was calling him a retard

without actually spelling it out.
I on the other hand am afraid of Mendenhall running up the middle. He is a fine RB, and is getting killed due to OL but unless Cush and Ryans put a licking at everyone coming through the hole in the middle, he could get some nice yardage.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

think he was talking to me

but I’m with you, I don’t think Mendenhall finding room in the middle is outrageous at all. Cush and Ryans do seem to be getting somewhat back to form though, but Ryans especially still has a ways to go.

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was the best I could come up.

Was thinking ra ra ra or something

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by HoustonTransplant on Sep 29, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were trying to make something out of nothing

it was a good effort, but there wasn’t much there to work with

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Being honest isn't weak

I for one don’t understand why everyone keeps hyping up our pass rush either. The last two games they havent gotten any pressure on the QB. I’m hoping week 1 wasn’t a fluke. Right now they are paper tigers, on paper it should be a talented pass rushing group, but I haven’t seen it in 2 games.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

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Mentally bookmark this comment, in case you get an email from me...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh Thats so sweet Goat.

We should build a fire, sit around it and sing songs to each other. Anyone care for a marshmellow

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want

none of your stinkin’ backward mouth breathing cattle herdin Mexican employin gun shooting inbred hick marshmallows.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please have some. MLK would be smiling from heaven

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

you just can't get over

generalizing an entire site because of the ironic views of one person can you?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

well...have you identified each one of them

in this post? even still…did you feel the same way about Dave Chappelle when he did the black white supremacist? i’m pretty sure that post is based off of that. but either way, because we aren’t sensitive Sallies and don’t get uptight about meaningless things…that makes the entire site scumbags? (even the ones who don’t enjoy the posts)
are you seriously that offended that someone makes a joke about where you live? are you that sensitive?
i think that would make a part of his post pretty damn accurate, don’t you?
do you think i’d get sand in my vagina if you made fun of where i live right now?

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I’ll stick to the Steelers fans I know who aren’t fucking racist or applauding racism.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I would hate to live in a world where I would see racism under every bed and couldn't tell a joke from a racist diatribe

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm enjoying this way too much to leave

And if you knew anything about me beyond what CH and co. has filled your head with, you would be embarrassed to look at what you just wrote about me.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I defend neither

I defend obvious jokes and my own comments that were taken out of context by someone who is apparently obsessed with trashing me. And making assumptions about my life and telling me to “eat a bag of dicks” says quite a lot about who among us is the troll.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should've read "pimple-covered dicks"

also, your sister left her beads at my house. Again. My wife is starting to think something is up.

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your wife shouldn't be concerned

My even though my nonexistent sister is her biggest threat since she married your.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I knew that was just you in a blonde wig

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can be pretty sneaky

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, in a hurry

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ce n'est pas ma faute si tu ne peut pas me comprendre, mon pauvre ami

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ain't your ami,

cabrón.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dommage

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gott im Himmel. Keine Spanisch, bitte.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

J'espere que BRB n'a pas de regles contre les attaques personelles

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hardly taken out of context.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saying that it's taken out of context is actually incredibly generous

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to cheat on that other comment with this comment and have a whole bunch of little comments with this one.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Consent is still optional.

Assuming you got away with it the first time…

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

A fan of Scrubs I take it

by worldtrip on Sep 30, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pass Rush

If your D can’t get a decent pass rush going against the Steelers, you have a big problem. Everyone gets a pass rush against the Steelers (and has for a few years).

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That shouldn't be a problem

The question is can your defense stop our offense. After watching how they did against the Colts, I’m starting to have my doubts that they can

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many yards did addai again

I mean if addai can get yardage then Foster/tate should have no problem.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Addai had 86 yards

Compared to 39 yards against our defense

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be his career best right?

MWAHAHAHAHAH!

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He had 5.8 ypc, which is tied with his rookie year.

And pretty damn good for a Colts RB. Now only if Peyton was playing.

/cries

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes naturally, if one player in one game is able to accomplish something, then obviously everyone else can as well. Because as we know, nobody ever makes any kind of adjustments in the NFL.

How easily we forget that the Steelers had, with really pretty much all of the same players, by far and away the number one defense against the run last year. There wasn’t even a close second.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Bills have nearly all the same players on offense & now they're one of the best in the NFL right now

Amazing how much can change from one season to the next

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really think they are one of the best in the NFL?

The Bills were on the come last year. If you saw all the close losses they had last year, you could see the potential of their step up this year. It was the natural progression.

Anyway, maybe the Texans will run the ball well. I just wouldn’t make the assumption that they will just because Joseph Addai had some decent runs.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had one or two losses last year

by more than one touchdown…

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Five, actually.

Of course people have been talking about the Texans making the leap to the playoffs for a few years now.

Texans had a tough schedule last year I see.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah the Texans

did have a rough schedule last year. We have a rough opening schedule this year, but I think Sundays game shows there is a difference between this year and last.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isnt that what you guys say every year?

Why should this year be any different?

If I’m not mistaken, you’re defense was pretty good in the last few games of 2009 too. So one would assume that there would be a natural progression to a more consistent defense.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the first year we've had a legitimate Defensive Coordinator

and a more-than-just-nominal effort at improving that side of the ball. That’s a huge difference from any year

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha there is no natural progression

when Frank Bush is your DC…. Our defensive guys were having great years their rookie years and then they were coached down. Last year we had no defense this year, our D is loads better. but that isnt saying much. Our Offense has been the same and little to no regression.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You might be surprised to learn that we know the history

of the Texans pretty well. We’ve heard it all, coming from ourselves.

You have nothing to say, absolutely nothing, that we haven’t heard a million times before.

We’re not going to call you a genius for stating the obvious, so you can stop trying.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would I want to be called a genius

For keeping up with a sport that I love?

I dont just watch my team, thats kinda pointless to me as a fan of the game. You just said that because you had nothing else to add about your team being the same year in and year out.

Even if you beat us it will probably end up being the same result as every other year. At least, until you fire Kubiak.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me put this another way.

What I’m hearing from you is the conventional wisdom and nothing else.

It doesn’t strike me as insightful to hear what ESPN thinks about the Texans on this blog. Maybe it’ll be true- if you’re going by past history it’s the way to bet. But you’re really not offering anything we haven’t heard 1000 times before.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What other insight is there?

You guys haven’t made a lot of good personnel decisions on the defensive side of the ball in years. You should’ve upgraded the safety position years ago when Wilson was nearing the end of his deal, plus gotten another pure pass rusher to go opposite Mario.

That’s a major reason why Schuab has struggled, he has to work too hard to maintain a lead or come from behind.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is truth

but we have made good FA signings this year with Manning and Joseph, and JJ WATT is a monster at 3-4 DE

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that's actually worth replying to.

And not what you were offering before.

Here’s where a very well informed fan base here is:

We think we’ve seen some really positive changes. But we lost a barn burner to the Saints in NO. So now we get the “Nothing’s Changed” schtick. Honestly, we don’t know that yet. No one does. The Saints nearly knocked off Green Bay in Green Bay the same way. They were able to seal the deal at home.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

NO has an amazing offense behind brees. He is a shorter version of Peyton Manning able to be quick, decisive, and surgical. and that is what he did in the fourth quarter to our team last week.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes you are right

but, Addai getting any amount of yardage over 50yds against said prior #1 D, is a tell.
Houston has a better O-Line, and Better Backs, and a better QB than Indy. (BY FAR) To control Houston the Steelers are going to have to play perfect Defense. Our O is are Strength, our D is just getting better.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Realy tells nothing.

Their backs were against the wall, they were trying to prove all the naysayers wrong that they could win without Peyton and what better way than at home in prime time. It is going to be a good game either way, but I do not think you guys will run all over us as you are implying.

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not saying we will run all over you

I was stating that our Offense has more weapons than INDY, you are playing in our house this weekend. and with Andre Johnson, OD, James Casey (a legitimate threat), and Foster/Tate you can’t focus on just the pass or the run. Indy’s O is a pass all offense, Houston is a pick your poison.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the first time we have been faced with that dilemma.

It will be a good game, hope we bonce back and resume making teams one dimensional and then let our D have some fun

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember the Saints game last year

A lot of people thought they had too much firepower for us to handle. Well, outside of Brees’ 300+ yards they didn’t seem to dominate us like everyone said they would.

Beating us by 10 isn’t exactly convincing.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

What Kubiak needs to do if we are in the lead

is not let off the throttle. with good teams we can’t allow them back in. what the Steelers have to do is exploit our weakness in our D and stop all facets of our offense, which is incredibly hard to do.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fact that your D really didn't have to worry about the pass

(Collins is horribly inaccurate) and could/should have focused on the run, I would think it would have been much easier to shut him down.

btw, their backs have been against the wall since week 1. The Texans are legit this year.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

We where the best rush offense last year

immovable object vs unstoppable force. Should be fun to watch.

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by nolander on Sep 29, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Principals office NOW sir

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not entirely sure, tbh.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the sound of that

Putting Foster back at RG should help the run game up the middle.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have some kind of problem with folks that work for a living Abrego?

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

^stupid comment^

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had to try to keep it to a level you'd understand.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone's a wee bit thin-skinned, don't you think?

Like you said, pups.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't appreciate ridiculing ANYONE that WORKS for a living...

Simple as that.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all work for a living slick.

I dont consider shadetree mechanics workers tho.

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, just sounds like old grandpa shit

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure thing, dude.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for your medications pops

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that the best you can do?

Come up with something a little more original next time.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I didnt know people where dropping the medication line around here.

Would you stop, please stop asking the nurse to put it on the Gamblers game.

Dip Set Haaaa

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

The key is to put a little bit of yourself in your work. This is just grade school drivel here. No creativity whatsoever.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know you are but what am I?

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am rubber you are glue...

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOM!?!?

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will turn this thread around RIGHT NOW if y'all keep making noise back there!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ahhhh

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want you to live up to your potential.

I’d hate to see a man(?) of your intellect waste their considerable potential.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's beautiful! What is that velvet?

  

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

^YES^

Lets stay classy guys. Martini anyone

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've once again proved that Houston is underrated in every way.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats a laptop?

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lmao

well played

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

We call it table dances here

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by The Abrego on Sep 29, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bossman would be so pissed

At how well everyone is getting along

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 1:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You should have seen the Steelers Week 4 hate thread

Between Colts Homer & LV, he would have been in troll paradise. Too bad they closed it already

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

In a shocking twist

the hatemongering thread appears to have been locked…at least in part because of ColtsHomer. Strange to see such things from a Colts fan who has generally been very easygoing around here, unless I missed something

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

He was having a troll war with LV

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

they do

i had seen in the first few AFC South threads that they didn’t get along.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've been going at it for a while now

Like children, though I respect CH, so there’s that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

...pups... /shakes head knowingly...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I asked Bean to close it

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Where exactly did I condone rape? I can see you’ve been getting your marching orders from the Eternal Thread dimension of alternate reality.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's interesting

I’m not sure what a DTF button has to do with me condoning rape, unless you’re referring to when I said wearing such a button doesn’t really help if you’re trying not to get raped.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you expect when people who didn't know I existed when I made that comment keep trying to bring it up

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm facepalming your comment.

Wearing a DTF button does not excuse rape. That doesn’t even count as consent.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never said I condone rape

I said wearing a DTF button doesn’t help your cause if your goal is not to get raped. Wearing such a button obviously does not make rape any less wrong, of course. This isn’t Saudi Arabia.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Victim blaming!

Awesome. She was totally asking for it.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never said that

Never will.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly what it says

It doesn’t that was the reason she got raped or that it excuses the rape. Just that it was a lapse in judgment.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go have this talk on some other blog. No really. Do.

(Not including you Colts+Jon)

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said, the thread on BTSC is for football discussion

Its too late for this mess.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The feeling is mutual

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

False.

You DID say she was asking for it.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

She had a button on.

Maybe the button was asking for it, not the girl?

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, the party can really heat up now!

How have you been over this last year Gizz? Fuming over how unfair it is that the “rapist” is still walking free?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually never said Ben rapo

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excuse while I go laugh hysterically

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because you someone get raped?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, because claiming that you never said Ben raped anyone was just too much

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't.

You did, however, defend him doing so.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, that proves it

You do think he did it! We’ve all known that since it happened, Gizz.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

*raped anyone.

I’m shocked at you though.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shocked that I think wearing a DTF pin at a bar with drunken and entitled older men is a judgment error?

Okay then.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that you think it counts as asking for it.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure where you get that from

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's right

Keep tap dancing. It’s amusing.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Who's dancing?

I’m seriously wondering why you would take my comment saying that wearing a DTF pin shows a lapse in judgment as me saying that the alleged victim “asked for it”.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The original discussion.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where are you getting all this from?

Saying that someone made an error in judgment =/= looking down on them.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I have to ask.

How is this a judgment error? I want to hear YOU explain what makes this a judgment error.

Humor me.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about you explain to me why you don't think its a judgment error?

Do you think its smarter to go into a bar with or without a badge that says DTF?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just wondering

I haven’t gotten a straight answer to a question in this entire thread.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to repeat what has been said 100 times on this thread alone

But I will suggest that you ask yourself why you think my family being raped is funny, and what that might mean about you as a person.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty tough to dodge a question you've answered many times to the same person

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't answer questions.

How about you answer it again in a clear way that someone in Ivy League could do. Of course your ugly whore mother sucked and fucked your way into Cornell so it’s not saying much.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Actually, I had to work hard to get in since my gender, ethnicity, and religious affiliation confer no advantages upon me, and I'm not legacy

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Ivy League loves sociopaths.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure that my essay about my six months living and studying on the Caribbean island of Martinique outed me as a sociopath

Man, those Ivy League admissions people must be really good! :-O

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

How are French people pussies?

They only came within inches of conquering all of Europe twice.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because they are pansies who also let the Nazis walk in and just rule their country.

And because you are French and their soccer team is full of pussies. There’s a word we aren’t supposed to use here that would be great to describe them.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

They didn't let the Nazis walk in

They were defeated by a war machine the likes of which had never been seen before. And every nations’s soccer team has some pussies.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bravo

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to the logic used in this thread so far, you liking his comment means that you approve of raping people with dildos

/Am I doing it right?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to dodge the question there.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Back at you

The reason I turned your question around is because I’ve explained this multiple times in this very thread, yet you refuse delivery and keep asking, hoping for a different response for some reason I’m still not too sure of. However, I must say I’m impressed with my ability to inspire such strong emotions in those who barely know me.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again, I ask:

How can you claim that it is a lapse in judgment without also suggesting that she should have known that her odds of being raped increased by wearing it.

(Hint: you can’t.)

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yes, I would submit that wearing a DTF pin in a bar would somewhat increase the wearer's chances of having sex, consensual or not

This does not at all reduce the evil of or excuse any potential crime, nor say that the pin in and of itself led to or even contributed to the crime.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is exactly not what I said

Wearing the pin increased somewhat her chances of sex, consensual or not. I’ll add this disclaimer again, just so you don’t flip out:

This does not at all reduce the evil of or excuse any potential crime, nor say that the pin in and of itself led to or even contributed to the crime.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop with this damn logic.

I’m running out of recs to give.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

What emotions?

You personally inspire absolutely nothing in me. This subject, however, is kinda important, and how some people can have the same mindset as you about it boggles the mind.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What, that Ben might not have raped someone?

Yeah, I wonder what could ever make us think that.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing well though.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Sep 30, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

who the hell's goal is to "not get raped"??

Its every persons RIGHT to have a choice whether they want to have sex or not.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did I say it wasn't???

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You obviously miss the point. Not surprising.

No matter what a woman is wearing, it is her right to decide who she wants to have sex with. No one goes out and TRIES to “not get raped”. Not getting raped is a reasonable expectation no matter what she was wearing.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

All I’m saying is that the alleged victim made several errors in judgment that night.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've known of your existence since the days of the threads at (expletive deleted)

as well as the threads at Indy Corn Rows. This hasn’t always been my username.

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, well then that puts you in the same boat as CH

GFY.

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-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

They want it!

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, keep running with that

It seems to make you feel oh so pleased with yourself. Someone with your anger could really use a few happy moments.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm never angry.

I used to be a goon. Now I'm a pretty bitch!

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Lapse in judgment" = yes.

Apparently.

The lapse in judgment belongs to the one who commits the assault, genius.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it doesn't

But just because the attacker had a huge lapse in judgment doesn’t mean his victim didn’t have a smaller one earlier(and no, this doesn’t lessen in any way any crime that occurs afterwards, before you all flip out again).

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This

I’m sure it’s just the filthy liberal hippy in me, but I feel like people like LV Steelers Fan are the reason we have to have rape-shield laws. Otherwise, you get the “well, she fucked my buddy, so she’s clearly a slut” defense.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

This is getting comically bad.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Please see above.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please don't lump us together.

Please please please.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Please.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep rattling that head

Maybe you’ll shake some sense into it after a few hours.

If you had bothered to look at the CONTEXT of my comment, which was made before you had ever seen or heard of me, rather than just taking CH and co. at their word, you would have seen that I most certainly wasn’t saying she was asking for it. Rape disgusts me, and if I thought that it was at all likely that Ben raped the alleged victim I would have been screaming for him to be released. That was my position until the evidence, or lack thereof, began to leak out.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This

At the risk of being holier-than-thou, I would assume that this guy has never known a rape victim. Because I don’t know how anyone who does know someone who was raped could possibly say any of this ridiculous shit.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Gee, if I didn't know any better I'd say that I'm something of a persona non grata here

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turns out he's very good at spreading propaganda, actually

When he’s done, everyone on SB Nation will know my name! Well, everyone who hates the Steelers and needs something to direct their vitriol at, at least.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah because he's a scary inbred crackhead who fucks goats.

(luv ya PUD)

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder how different ways that joke can be made in one thread

Right now we’re at 173.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's your problem, low self esteem

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have a low self-esteem.

I just know that my opinion doesn’t matter to most people because my days consist of class and homework, smoking marijuana, hanging out with my roommates and my girlfriend, and then going to sleep. I really fucking love that life.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure your opinion matters to your friends and family

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably in a sense, but I also like to say stupid shit so I'm not taken seriously.

Which is good because I don’t want to be taken seriously.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you think there are times when you'd want to be taken seriously?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why context is important

The ONLY reason I brought up what I perceived as a lapse in judgment is because everyone else on the thread was taking everything the alleged victim as gospel while ignoring the fact that she originally said she wasn’t raped, only to change her story after a while. Perhaps, I thought, presenting this evidence might lead the others to realize that there might be a slight chance the alleged victim’s story wasn’t totally straight. It was ham-handed, I know, and there were other things I could have said that would better have served my purposes. I suspect that the others know what I meant, but took my comment ad ran with it as an excuse to slime me at every turn.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right. I get that.

But I think the “lapse in (her) judgment” is where everyone takes exception.

Because at that point, nobody knew the whole story and, really, how the whole story eventually played out ultimately became irrelevant.

“Lapse in (her) judgment” turned the whole argument into a debate about rape in general and whether a girl (or a guy for that matter) is ever to blame in any way, shape, or form getting raped.

There’s simply no way of saying she made a bad judgment call without making the next logical step to “if she did that, then she had to know what she was getting herself into,” to, “if she knew what she was getting herself into, she must have been asking for it,” and, ultimately, “if she was asking for it, then, it must be her fault for getting raped.”

It wasn’t about Roethlisweasel and this girl anymore by that point.

Anyway, I’ve spent enough time on this subject.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

The feeling is mutual

At least some of the fans here decided to come over to BTSC and chat about the game on Sunday.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa, now I'm racist?

Just because I said Mechem’s piece was a joke?

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you don't want to be called a racist

You should probably stop defending blatant, overt racism.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

You mean a blatant, overt joke made by someone who intentionally uses obvious stereotypes against people of all races, religions, regions, etc.

Except for Steelers fans, of course.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, you're losing respect for me? OMG!

Someone call 911!

And BTW, maybe some people enjoy taking a break from our hyper PC culture and indulging in some risque jokes(including ones that target people of our own ethnic, religious, or regional background) that are frowned upon by the culture police and self righteous busybodies such as yourself.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I can see we aren't making any progress here

Does the fact that the writer of the weekly Hate post is

1) Not white
2) Living in Peru

change anything for you? People of all backgrounds read the hate post. It’s directed at EVERYBODY besides the Steelers and their fans.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^^This is the same person who got on me for calling a spade a spade by using the word "faggot"^^^

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just don't like slurs when used in a non-joking context

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

SMDH
I said wearing such a button doesn’t really help if you’re trying not to get raped.

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And dressed like a nun.

Cause, you know, there are things a person can do to avoid rape and all. UGH

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a middle ground between dressing like a nun and wearing a DTF button in a bar while accepting shots from a group of drunken, entitled men who are ten years older than you

Right?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once again, you're putting words into my mouth

When did I say that one type of attire means that you “should” be raped?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're not suggesting

that the nun is not asking to be raped while the chick in the DTF button is, what are you suggesting? That’s understandable that the latter got raped? That the latter should have kind of expected to get raped? That the guys who raped her were justified in not believing that she didn’t want it? That she should have known that she was increasing her odds of getting raped?

Seriously … all you’ve said (that I’ve read, at least) is that you AREN’T saying that she deserved to get raped. So, then, what the fuck ARE you saying? Go ahead. Spell it out.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm suggesting Ms. D.T.F Pin made an error in judgment

What is your obsession with painting me as someone who condones rape?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wearing a DTF pin would seem to imply that you want consensual sex, would it not?

Don’t you think an entitled, drunken guy who sees that might be a bit more enticed to start hitting on her, buying her drinks, and eventually thinking she wanted to have sex?

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It could absolutely imply that.

But consensual sex is in no way equivalent to “drunken guy … hitting on her” as soon as she says no. So, again, just because you are doing something that suggests that you might be more open to consensual sex, how is that a lapse in judgment vis-a-vis rape?

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Because what a drunken guy considers consensual sex might actually be rape and a drunken girl might not say no even if she doesn't particularly want to have sex

Additionally, in the Ben case the alleged victim, like I said, originally told the cops she wasn’t raped only to change her story later.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
-Thomas Szasz

Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rape is never OK

Although I’m starting to wonder why you seem to take everything I say as evidence that I think it is. Maybe you have some personal rape issues you need to sort out.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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Cornell University Class of 2014

by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only

if the entire post is in Spanish.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 29, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Si!!!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for "Esteelers".

That’s my favorite aspect of translating English to Spanish. I still have my “Espiderman 3” DVD case that I bought in Guatemala.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You misspelled "comprenden"

/spelling nazi

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I caufght it too

/wishes there was a way to edit comments

by JBal on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Football question:

Cameron Heyward (who I lavished tons of praise on during the pre-draft season)….how’s he progressing?

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Slowly

He took some snaps in the Colts game and look a bit lost. You can see the potential there though.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

he is going to be really good for a long time. Injuries might thrust him into the lineup sooner than most rookies but I don’t think that is a bad thing.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buried behind Vets and Ziggy Hood

who was a first rounder two years ago. He’ll be good for a long time imo.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've no doubt about that

I loved Heyward as a collegiate player and during the draft season. The guy has very good athleticism and football IQ…things to work on (get stronger, work on the hand work some, typical rookie line concerns), but he dominated games at times.

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buried. Order probably goes Smith, Keisel, Ziggy, Heyward

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW our site founder is a Texan

And somehow he allowed the Mechem post. Must be one of those self-hating Texans.

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Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn’t you use that line already?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have it on standby.

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it bears repeating...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know a shitload of native born Texans who are Steelers fans

Most of those from Generation X growing up with those 70s Steelers teams. Many are good friends.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Friends who are Steelers fans, surrounded by Cowboys fans, sister is a Colts fan....

Who did you piss off in a past life to land in this situation?

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone, apparently.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Sep 29, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The worst one?

The VY fan boy who insists on talking football like he’s ever actually watched a game.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Football questions

How is your punting game?

Who is the hottest/slutiest cheerleader?

Why is shaun Cody in the NFL

Thanks !

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 1:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Punting game is good, but our punter is injury prone.

Steelers have no cheerleaders.

Who is Shaun Cody?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

their NT

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

their sucky NT

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

or even our suck NT

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can trade your our back-up NT for a G or Tackle.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deal, we'll give you Rashad Butler

Damn, I forgot, he’s out for the season

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

What kidn of injury? He might still be better than Scott.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to UT

I’m better than Scott. At least I can get in the way.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tore his tricep

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can have Steve Slaton.

Oh, wait. He’s in Miami.

Tell you what. You can have three of our tight ends. We still have twenty of them.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we give them Anthony Hill?

He was supposed to be a good blocking TE. Is he still on the roster?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

we already tried Dickerson

and he had thumb surgery after the first practice.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We tried him at WR

Didn’t seem to pick up on the routes. Such a shame, he had a lot of potential

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was a beast at Pitt

We’re still looking for that tall WR since Burress left and Sweed was a total bust.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tip of advice

Hope the Steelers lose a bunch of games this season so you have a shot at drafting Alshon Jeffrey

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only if he falls to the 3rd or 4th

We got bigger needs than that. We’re seriously aging at safety and NT.

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Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We may be looking at WR around that point as well, maybe 2nd round at the earliest

I hope we get Dwight Jones from UNC. He’s a physical freak & UNC’s offense is based off the Texans offense, so he would have a jump start that other rookie WRs wouldn’t have coming here

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

And one more O-line relatively early please

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

One? Looks like you need a lot of them right now

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

One more decent o-lineman and we could get by. Two would be better but there are other needs.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punter is a Baylor kid

He is 2nd in the league right now behing Lechler. He’s torn the same ACL in his right leg three times. They did something different with the last procedure and he said the leg feels great. He is left footed btw.

We don’t have cheerleaders, never will as long as the Rooneys own the team.

Not sure on Cody, they need a bad ass NT to get that front seven completely nasty.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was the most valuable player for Baylor every year of his career there.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

he went there as a LB

him and some teammates were screwing off after practice and the coach saw him and he was like wtf? and the rest is history

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the video of his tackle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhCgLeuO0I

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just informed by a Cards fan

that Neil Rackers has a drink dedicated to him. A shot of Tequila dropped into a Guinness. because it is like a kick to the head. I am designating this the Kamikaze Kicker!

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a terrible thing to do to a Guinness

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would say sir, do not knock something until u try it.

I am planning on trying this, this weekend. and I will report on my findings.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm too old for those kind of experiments

I do remember doing tequila pops over a quarter century ago. Then I parked my car atop one of those concrete logs they used to have in parking lots when I made a trip to the beer store. The one thing I can’t remember is what was in them besides the tequila.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep, he's dreamy

gives me a chubber every time he goes down for the year

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well we call our Punter the Sepulverizer. You tell us.

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our Punter is called the Hitman simply because of his name, Bret Hartmann

Kid has a monster leg though. Consistently boots kickoffs for touchbacks, & can drive punts high & deep. Nailed one punt for 69 yards against Miami. He’s also been fairly consistent on pinning teams deep despite the fact that was the knock on him

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't Hartmann

make a big tackle on 43 last week?

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two, actually.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a good indicator

of your coverage groups.

our 84 is dangerous, special teams could be a big part of the outcome Sunday.

I know Jacoby is dangerous. Should be a good match-up in all 3 phases.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our special teams coverage sucks

Has for a couple years now.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Hartmann does run down the field to make tackles

Same for Rackers when he’s kicking off. Neither one stays back as that last line of defense

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has Rackers

been kicking them out of the endzone?

I personally hate kicking off from the 35

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, Rackers kicked them to the goal line or just inside the end zone

Which is why Hartmann took over kickoff duties. Hartmann kicks them out of the end zone, a few of which went through the uprights or hit the crossbar. Plus we don’t need our Kamikaze Kicker getting hurt making a tackle

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be cool if the ones that went through the uprights counted for three points.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then

Janikowski becomes the MVP

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 29, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Inner Raider fan would rejoice at that

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say we through Kamikaze Kicker

out there on the Punt Coverage team. him and Braman would be scary together lol

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yuengling

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

bless you

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume you enjoy it as well?

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I thought you sneezed...

/blushes…

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

You never heard of it?

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm a total beer dumbass...

There are some real evolved beer-drinkers around here that will elevate the discussion on that topic.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lone Star

I haven’t acquired the taste for that one yet.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't waste your time.

It sucks.

Buy any Shiner product instead. It is the true national beer of Texas.

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You have (almost) redeemed NVA for me.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I could afford it

that would be all i drank.

but i am a drunk so i go the cheap route most cases. (no pun intended)

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to write-up my cheap vs. good beer thesis and post it

Because, honestly, drinking crappy cheap beer does NOT save you money.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 29, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing good can come

From drinking crappy beer.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shiner is a lot cheaper than most beers I buy

$11.99 for 12 when most craft beer six packs are $9 or $10.

Still haven’t found me a Black Metal Stout.

But I’m with you and I’m behind (I think it was) MDC’s logic about light vs. normal beer.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...Rhodeside Grill

1836 Wilson Blvd, Arlington VA. A bunch of UT Exes gather there on Saturday for college football, so the place started carrying Shiner Bock. Closest Metro stop is Courthouse on Orange line.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Haven’t really hung around that part of Wilson. Usually when I’m in that area I’m around Clarendon stop.

Last time I was at Rocklands in Arlington they had Shiner on tap. Was a while ago.

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by HoustonTransplant on Sep 29, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll have to give that Rockland's BBQ a look-see.

You’re talking about the one on Washington Blvd, across from Giant?

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That's the one

I enjoyed the baby back ribs there as well.

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by HoustonTransplant on Sep 29, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now if I could only find a place here in Seattle that carries it, I'd be a happy guy.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one from that little brewery?

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

It is from heaven.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Lone Star

and I’m at least top 5 snobbiest beer snob around here.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same.

It depends on your intent. If I’m looking to get quickly buzzed, I’ll shell out for a sixer of a nice, strong IPA (or maybe a 4-pack of the Dogfish Head IPA). But if it’s a day at the beach, on the golf course, or any long, drawn-out drinking affair where I plan to hit twenty while it’s still light out, Lonestar is my number one choice. And of course, if you get it bottled at a bar, you’ve got the riddle cap, which is nice.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lonestar is good

for Beerpong, cheep and goes down like water… not what I enjoy in beer but definitely better than Nasty Ice.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember drinking Shiner in Austin

back in 1985. Decent beer.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Shiner Bock for the Win… At least he didn’t say Pearl.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got no gripe with Shiner.

But according to the billboard, disparaging Lonestar is treason.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the micro breweries

I gave up on the big name North American brands a long time ago.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't blame you.

It’s a golden age for microbreweries right now. Still, if you’re out in a camping situation and you can’t/don’t want to deal with empty bottles, sometimes you’ve gotta settle.

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Overruled.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yuengling is good, old school beer

Have you been to the Yuengling brewery?

They have one in Tampa now too, I’m going to go check it out when the Texans play the Bucs.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have not been there

Tampa should be a great trip for you.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOW you did it...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have 6

We won the Super Bowl 6 times. So we have 6 rings, did I mention that?

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No wait, I was wrong.

Now the thread is worse.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

FML

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Trust me, I hate that as much as you do.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is...

I feel like I need to remind everyone that the 49ers have never lost a Super Bowl.

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

/whining of thread spinning toward earth

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither have we

I don’t think Detroit has either

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nor have the TEXANS!!!!

UNDEFEATED IN SUPERBOWLS BITCH!!!!!

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I said

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't read title

just content lol……

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

......

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And absolutely nobody under the age of 17 has seen them in a Super Bowl?

And nobody under the age of 9 has seen them in the playoffs?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You oughta what?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cry?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Sep 29, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did we mention that we have 6 Super Bowl rings?

Well if no one did, then I’ll be the first to say that we have 6 Super Bowl rings.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jackie Smith says "You're welcome..."

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who among us will get that?

And chuckle at the memory?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

who could forget it?

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

To your credit

Your team has at least won one this millenium.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And by 6, I mean we won 3, and then we won 3 more

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

/bitterly laughing... nicely overdone...

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well we won 4 and then won 2 more

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

And also, we have so many that they cant fit on one hand

Ok, I’m done.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

Of those among us, who has the most recent ring?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ain't got nothing against New Orleans

I did hate Reggie Bush, but you dumped him. I enjoy that the fresh prince is on your defense.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

They didn't dump him...

They traded him….to someone…..for something.

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by TexansDC on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

To Miami...who just picked up a running back who does everything he does...

I love irony.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

For free at that

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are a regular Jacques Derrida.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

I had, what could so eloquently be called as, blue balls from all the years of wanting the best out of him. That happened when Darren Sproles took off in Green Bay. I love that little bastard.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry. Only four of those rings are legit.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

since when did they start handing out fake superbowl rings??

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by H-burgSTEELfanatic on Sep 29, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because we used steriods to win in the 70's, remember?

And our last two titles were won by the refs.

But its a good thing that both the Seahawks and Cardinals are still Super Bowl contenders even after their losses to us.

Wait…

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Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone who brags about that Seahawks superbowl just lost all credibility.

With no interest in the outcome whatsoever I thought that thing was disgusting.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

But UprootedTexan might be

There’s two things he really hates. The Steelers & the Oklahoma City Thunder

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

All 6 are. http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/history

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

You mean all Super Bowl rings are clean?

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on the owner. If they take care of it and polish it, it should be fine. I’d probably recommend not wearing it every day and only on special occasions to those who do own them. Why do you ask?

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Most are clean

Especially the ones that weren’t the result of stealing.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just steroids.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So we're like baseball players then?

Just making the game exciting.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you say we had 5?

I coulda sworn we had more.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a tragedy

I get that you’re joking, but he’s no Ed Reed or Casey Anthony. It just happened at his house and I feel badly for the family and friends of that person.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 29, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure Matt Schaub

can take you to the promised land.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Disagree strongly.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just seems to crumble under pressure

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

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by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that would be our defense screwing up when he's given them a chance

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

A thousand times no. I understand that you probably don’t follow the Texans regularly. Hell, a lot of people who do follow the Texans regularly labor under the same delusion.

Schaub has done fantastic work under pressure in the fourth quarter. As pointed out, Schaub has led the team on nine game-winning drives. In the same period, over the same number of games, Big Ben has eleven game-winning drives to his credit (taking out the playoffs to normalize the number of games). And that number would have been higher if he didn’t have epic failures named Chris Brown, Kris Brown and Frank Bush on his side.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Points Taken

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Wilson doesn't

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was bone headed play calling, can't blame that on Schaub

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I’m no Toolshed, but I sorta see what he’s getting at with this.

Let’s give him credit when he plays well (which is more often than not), but when he completely fucks up (like that throw to Wilson), he deserves plenty of blame.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

However we shouldn't have been throwing when we were backed up in the end zone

Sure it was a dumb throw, but calling a pass in that situation when the Ravens defense was gassed was completely stupid

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

100% agree with that.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look up a few posts and read my entire premise.

There is no point in using one incident to make a generalization about a person’s entire career.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 29, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

not that it's the same

but if you take Romo’s gift to Revis in week one…that to me is a case where one incident can be used to make a generalization about a person’s entire career…
good thing Jerruh made the the ribs story so people will believe again, i guess…
(if he didn’t make it up, he certainly made sure it got mentioned 79 times on MNF this week)

of course, that’s one situation
Schaub is way different…i do think he’s a top level qb

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

What about those two drives where he butchered the defense?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And when he could least afford to make a mistake, he did

Same ole, same ole for your team.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

guess we will see what happens on Sunday then.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 29, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Sunday, Sunday, wherefore ART thou, Sunday!?!

Once again I’m going to be so emotionally invested in this game that I’ll have to forego participating in the game threads.

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by DilloTex on Sep 29, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is a noon start, right?

If it is, I’ll be stuck at work like I normally am

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

He definitely can, our offense doesn't depend on a QB throwing 40+ times a game.

We’re not asking him to be Drew Brees or Tom Brady, just somewhat better than Dilfer.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 29, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right

I have become friends with a bunch of Texan’s fans since I moved here in 1998. Not a Hater, just my opinion which is irrelevant.

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's definitely much better than Romo

Romo may be a better athlete, but Schaub’s mistakes aren’t anywhere near as epically failures as Romo’s have been

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

My inner Raider fan says Romo wouldn't have made it off the field alive

Someone would have either shot him or a bunch of fans would have ran onto the field & shanked him

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone would have bit him

And he’d die a slow death by tetanus. Or rabies. Or lycantrophy.

by Spektr6 on Sep 29, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well there might be some merit to that

Just ask Lawrence Taylor.

Maybe if members of your defense were a little crazier then you wouldn’t have to win shootouts all the time.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last time someone on our defense did anything crazy

Bob McNair called Mario into his office & told him he better not be driving around going 100+mph ever again

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I didn't realize the Super Bowl was played September 11th, 2011.

Congratulation's Baltimore Ravens, 2011 Super Bowl Champs - wtf?

by WARDANE33 on Sep 29, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 of those should be vacated

Solely because Bradshaw is so goddamn ugly.

And shit I’m doin’ this year? Insanity
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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anger issues much?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angry?

Not at all.

And shit I’m doin’ this year? Insanity
Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony

by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or just a typical Colts fan

No, I’m wrong. The Colts fans at Stampede Blue were a pleasure to speak with.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really have a reason to go there when they're not playing the Steelers.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like sheep following a wayward shepherd

/speaks no more of this.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So a quick visit equals following?

Mmm hmm.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hating that site's leader doesn't mean you have to hate all of the people who comment there

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I comment there relatively frequently.

At least until they all started to agree in principle with what I’d been saying. And I don’t have a problem with anyone on that side of the fence, or the guys here. But I’d like to keep all avenues open at all times.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should read the comments from Colt's fans in Mechem's post

Not trying to judge, but if you think that our comments are rough, just read some of theirs.

I think you’ll enjoy the ones made by Colts Homer the best.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read them.

CH’s attacks were more of a personal, guns-blazing-at-anyone-present thing.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

guns-blazing-at-anyone-named-LV

And shit I’m doin’ this year? Insanity
Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony

by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, people started to jump in to defend and were sort-of caught in the crossfire.

The ironing is delicious.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which apparently is totally OK!

Along with calling my mother all sorts of things and talking about raping her dead body. You guys are just too much.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You seemed to brush it off as if it was nothing

Unlike my comments defending myself and others from slander and defamation, which are totally off base.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bottom line though, we both played close games this past week.

Steelers made the necessary plays to win the game. Colt even did as well to try to win (Freeney’s sack/fumble) but their offense simply didn’t provide enough points. We just don’t make enough late game plays, especially on the defensive side.

When was the last time we had someone make a defensive play that iced the game? On offense last I remember was Schaub’s throw to Andre with one ankle against Washington last year.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 29, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Glover quin

I mean he iced the game, just for the other team.

Throws up the hail Mary…..

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by AllenOU on Sep 29, 2011 3:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember that one

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait

NO CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!!

And you argue that it’s a nice city to live in???

That should be unconstitutional

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::Twitch, twitch::

Must…resist…trolling.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey guys!

Can your remind me how you guys won Super Bowl 40? I want to know!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 29, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I...will...ban...you...so...quickly...

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Down Commie Kittie

Before I get the spray bottle

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't scare me.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't make me break out the Ghost Chili & Habenero spray

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not afraid!

I cook with those all the time!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 29, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then don't make me break out the Naga Viper & Trinidad Scorpion Butch T chili spray

You don’t even want to know what that’s like

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by The Night Owl on Sep 29, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

By scoring more points than the other team

What round of the playoffs did you guys reach last year?

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

By scoring more points than the Seahawks

and making plays when they needed to be made. Your point?? Remind me how you guys won your SB…oh wait…you haven’t

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike

Pittsburgh Steelers fan - nuff said.
Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

Things can always be worse....

by ncmt40 on Sep 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point was that I was trolling UT, who is a Seahawks fan.

And yes, my Saints have won a super bowl. In fact, they’ve won a Super Bowl more recently than your Steelers.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're bragging about winning the Super Bowl a year after we did?

Great argument bro.

Now catch up.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Better than your argument of "LOLTEXANS CAN'T MAKE PLAYOFFS HERP DERP."

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

the “HERP DERP” part really sold me.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 30, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well has it happened?

Please prove me wrong.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have not =/=

will not or cannot.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you guys get a new HC

You will live in the playoffs.

Too much talent on the team to be held back by Kubs.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, go fu...

Uh…yeah, I kinda actually agree with this a little. Great OC. HC? Not so much. As you were.

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by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

We ran a series of jokes on the Seahawks game

Trying to bait them into saying “XL” in our game thread. Good times.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

game = fans

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The more I see of you the more I think you're a comic genius.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't imagine why we aren't getting along...

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll lay this out rather than being elliptically snarky.

My experience of you today is of a guy who really likes stirring things up, while at the same time acting like he’s above it all. You seem to adopt a quite condescending sort of tone while also egging things on.

Maybe that’s a misreading, and if so I honestly apologize, that’s my impression.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you might be a bit bias, because everyone in here was egging everyone else on. To pick me out of it and ride with it, is absurd. I mostly only egged on the guy who was just saying “Steelers suck” and the guy going on and on about the Colts game.

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

I’ll stand by my comments though, I don’t think it’s absurd, I think it’s accurate. Other people, myself included, were being silly, but into the silliness if you will.

Not effectively saying “Now calm down children!” while throwing a bag of candy at them.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like 6 of these and a half dozen of the other to me. I’m easy going and the majority of my comments in here are light-hearted.

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah maybe I should lighten up.

You caught me on a very bad day. My apologies.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No worries. I’m sorry about the part I played in the downfall of this post and defending that post.

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So did I miss anything good in this thread

No, OK moving on.

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by papabear on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

There is a lot more relevant football stuff in this thread

http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/9/27/2453440/will-there-be-chaos-in-the-pittsburgh-backfield-certainly

though there is some dross in there as well, just not as bad as on this thread.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I made some fairly good acerbic comments.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the most ridiculous group I've ever seen.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

We are Re-dick-u-lust?

Because we haven’t reached the playoffs in the 9 yrs of our existence? Because we have had a top five Offense the past three years and no defense the past 2? Because our first five years we were led by a guy who fluffs eli manning? or is it because you are scared JJ WATT will put Ben into the dirt?

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thread has been particularly pointless, but you realize you're just adding to that pointlessness right?

I haven’t spotted any football talk from you by the way. Try it and see what might happen.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a football thread?

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't tell from looking at it.

But your pal above has been working hard on getting that Trolling Merit Badge.

These two fanbases seem incompatible.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is weird

Because we really have no beef. The only blog we probably have done worse with is the Browns. The Seahawks and Ravens threads both went better than this. It makes no sense.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

they are more tolerant of assholes who despise Mexicans and Texans. Just a hunch, I could be wrong.

by Patrick Harrel on Sep 29, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand why one guy’s comments apply to all of us.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don't understand how you don't understand that you are endorsing them, tacitly or not

When people say “oh it’s meant to be funny” or “it’s not for everyone” or “i’m not embarrassed at all by that”, you’re defending a guy who is outrageously racist and completely inappropriate. In addition, your site leaves crap like that up when any self-respecting blog would have that immediately taken down. BRB is one of the most lax blogs I’ve ever seen, and that would be removed immediately here.

by Patrick Harrel on Sep 29, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s not my call whether it stays or goes. I cringe when I read parts of those posts, but I still can find parts I think are funny like the line I quoted about Jerry Jones. If that to you means I am renting ad space on youtube and buying commercial time on TV to promote that post, then I don’t know what to tell you.

I’m still not embarrassed by it, because those aren’t my words. I don’t take responsibility for the opinions of other people. Sorry, bro.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad it was good for you, wasn’t for me.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you realize how many people read that post every week?

Between our site and other sites? I don’t recall anyone taking it this personally.

Seriously, the guy posts one every week and makes fun of EVERYBODY. Even fans from other blogs say they like it.

We’ve told you guys again and again that post isn’t meant to be taken seriously, its just poking fun at stereotypes. You know, like Chappelle’s Show or Mind of Mencia? He says all that stuff and titles it “hate” to make it over-the-top because its funnier. I’ll admit he can get a little carried away sometimes, but its all written in jest.

I seriously doubt a guy that lives in Peru would feel that way about his surrounding demographic.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 29, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen a lot more defending of that posters supposed humor by you and your pals.

You can’t have it both ways.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You all keep saying I “defended it” like I was like “yeah screw Mexicans” or “Mechem is totally right.” I never did and I won’t.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok fine.

Well done.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make that one guy's completely sarcastic and farcical comments only intended to amuse some of us at BTSC

You guys know that post is a joke and Mechem doesn’t actually mean most of those things, right?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 29, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Asked and answered.

See 400 comments above.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'd think so,

but there’s real hate mixed in there, blurring the line. It might have started off humourous, but it’s now well past the point where it should be awkward for those that originally laughed.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess Pittsburgh is the new Boston

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Miami Hurricanes fan - nuff said.
Georgetown Hoyas fan - nuff said.
Cleveland Cavaliers fan - um yeah, about that...

by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Except for the whole city of champs thing.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not without a hoops team they aren't.

And the Pirates, don’t forget them. OF course the Astros more than matched that this year, but overall haven’t been as sorry.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah those Sox sure did close out the season right

And those old legs in Celtic land probably need a little rest before they get destroyed by Miami again.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, Sox have been above 500 more than once in the past 30 years.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well I'm not a Pirates fan

So this ragging on Pittsburgh sports has no effect on me besides the Steelers. You’re just acting like your sports teams didn’t go through a bit of a dry spell.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see...

My personal sports teams –
NE – played in a Super Bowl in the 80s and the 90s, 4 in the 00s. Pretty successful over those 30 years, even with the lean few in the early 90s.
Hawthorn Football Club – premiership in each of the last 5 decades.
Tottenham Hotspur FC – have won at least one trophy in England or Europe every decade for the past 60 years. Could be worse.

These are just the ones I’ve invested money in directly.

Sox – 86 years without winning a World Series, as everyone knows. Did win pennants in the 70s and 80s, several more postseason berths… Not like they were continuously languishing on the bottom of the table for years on end.
Bruins – 16 division champs since the 70s, although they sucked a bit around the turn of the century.
Celtics are the Celtics, of course. And basketball’s dead for the next 3 years anyway.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

COME ON YOU SPURS!

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hooray lockout!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude.

EPL.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soccer?

Screw soccer.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to feel the same way.

But Spurs are awesome, in no small part due to the fact that they are the Texans of the EPL.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty big collapse, but as much as it pains me

several titles in every major American sport within the last 10 years? It’s kind of hard to argue with.

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by Xiane on Sep 30, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you a psychologist? How can you tell the "real hate" from the joke?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here we go.

Anything written down is either real hate, like for the Pats kicking your ass up and down the field each time they play, or the Ravens, or the Seahawks, or perhaps that ref who flagged Harrison for headshotting a guy that one time, or Goodell who issues reasonable rational fines against every team but the almighty Steelers who are just playing football the way football was meant to be played, dammit!

Where’s the joke? Was it somewhere around the dirty messican bit? I guess that guy was joking too when he called another guy a certain epithet in jest. Didn’t stop the shit from being beaten out of him.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The whole thing is a joke!

It’s something to laugh at and get our juices flowing a bit. In other words, its a tradition. Who are you to drop in on something like that for the first time and have the temerity to assume you know what its all about?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

First time? lol

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you regularly visit BTSC and read our weekly Hate Threads?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I'm there, and think something could be of interest to me.

Not going to comment on something like the Steelers signing a new player, because I don’t care about that.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't remember the last time you posted

And those threads are only around during the regular season.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate saying it, but ISN is actually pretty frequent at our site

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really notice him

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's tradition to be a massive racist and celebrate sterotypical differences?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, its a tradition of making a long joke comprised of obviously exaggerated stereotypes about ALL types of people

Not everyone on BTSC likes it, but they simply ignore it and let the rest of us have a good laugh.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just telling you its a joke

You’re the ones ignoring all evidence to the contrary to go an an arbitrary crusade against how racist and pro-rape you think Steelers fans are. And thank you for using personal attacks. It makes the distinction between us so much clearer.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, if this gets any clearer it'll be downright transparent!

Not that it wasn’t before, but I don’t letting good memes die so quickly.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

*don't like

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mother's racist is family

A bunch of rich, stuck up, sorry fucks. And what I saw in that post is the same bunch racist bullshit I had the displeasure of growing up with when I was a kid and I didn’t have a choice.

The dog whistles sound the exact same.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

*family is racist

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

But what you consider a “dog whistle”(such a trite and subjective term) in Texas(or wherever you live)might be more innocuous in Peru or PA.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

See that "X" in the upper right hand corner of the screen

Hit it and don’t come back.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'm using Safari, so the X is in the upper left hand corner of the screen

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you love using personal attacks

But our faults are what give us our personality!

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No U

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I've just been throwing out the personal attacks left and right, huh?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Such pretension, coming from an asshole who likely had everything he wanted growing up.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

No more than any other middle class American child who grew up in a town with a poverty rate several times the national average.

In case you weren’t aware, most people at Cornell aren’t trust fund babies with rich daddies.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny, I've never heard of that site

And looking at it, I’m glad I haven’t.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've done work for the SPLC

In a past life.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Southern Poverty Law Center?

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Si

Just some side stuff for a buddy about 7 years ago. All IT related (security, specifically. Turns out racists don’t like to be called out, if you can’t tell here.).

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that job dovetailed nicely with your degree in Humor Recognition

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

James Byrd agrees

Racism is hilarious.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I guess its time to play 52 race card pickup now, eh?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would gladly talk football

and I didn’t say anything about

"we’re gonna kick your asssssss"
I was voicing my frustration about everyone talking about Pitts superbowl wins and how the Texans havent even made the playoffs. Many people forget that the Texans are fairly new, and have been mismanaged for the majority of its existence. I was also trying to point out that besides Andre Johnson, Foster, and maybe Mario, most people who don’t face the texans twice a year have no idea the kind of team they are playing. Plus the Texans came out of NO with a L to a superbowl caliber team, and it was a nail biter. Yeah I might have made the comment that Addai ran for almost a hundred yards on your d. But we see Addai twice a year, and he can barely match that in two games against our Shitty defense the past couple of years. Many people also forget that the Texans have to play Peyton Manning twice a year, and until recently we havent given up much of a fight. The dominant QB in your division is on your team. So yes, we might be a little excited this year, but hey it is our division to lose, and we have a team that can possibly make it to the AFCCG if we stay healthy and our D progresses under Wade. I am sorry that your 60+ yr old team has had the benefits of good coaching, good players, and longevity to make you a little jaded about the playoffs. I know probably more about the steelers than you do about the Texans, that is partly the Media’s fault.
So what if we poke fun at the fact that your QB has gotten accused of sexual assault, you are going to hear it for a long time, much like everyone brings up Cushing and roids to us.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. The Texans look good this year. You should be excited about your team.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one was talking about our SB wins until well after the wave of "This game's gonna be a blowout" started to roll over the thread

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

46?

Heck, she’s younger than my wife and I robbed the cradle.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you don’t get old you die young. I like birthdays.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow....

just wow….
i thought my mom was sensitive..

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Most moms’ are.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL yeah, being sensitive about being called an inbred illegal mexican redneck (or some shit like that, I'm not going to go copy paste it).

Meanwhile, you guys throw the biggest of fits when SOMEONE says anything about Big Ben being a rapist.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh my god, you have to be kidding

someone “called” you that? or did you make a choice to read a piece called “Week 4 Hate Guide” in order to find something to get up in arms over for no reason?
 I’m betting it’s the latter, and for the, i don’t know 500th time, it’s a freaking joke. Why would you be that offended, unless there is a hint of truth to one of the comments? Does it bring you to tears when Carlos Mencia or George Lopez makes jokes about white people? or D l Hughley? or when a southern comedian makes fun of northerners? i sincerely doubt it
The fact that he put “inbred” and “redneck” with words like “illegal Mexican” should be a pretty good indication. Those are completely different things.
You can’t copy and paste it, you whined enough, it was taken down.
Congratulations, a win for commies everywhere.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

commies =

Sensitive Sallys that see something they don’t like (which is not uncommon when these types of people are constantly looking for things to complain about) and they cry about it so much, it gets taken down.
That’s for a country that doesn’t have rights to free speech.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just facepalmed so hard, I think I broke the space-time continuum.

Oh look! An old man in the middle of no where next to time portals! I did break the space-time continuum.
/finally played Chronotrigger

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no facepalm exists that would somehow

lessen the effect that the “facepalmer” is the most sensitive of Sensitive Sallys
and you’re supposed to be a guy

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

HERP SEXISM JOKE HERP DERP

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The door is there for you, too.

Feel free to use it and never come back.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So much for Southern hospitality!

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your punctuation

irritates the shit out of me.

That is all.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for sharing.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you only reading this thread?

There are no less than a dozen threads each week providing analysis and criticism (good and bad) about the technical aspects of the Texans’ performance.

by MeMongo on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I chose this thread to read thinking it would be the readers digest version regarding individual battles on the field and a Texans-fans guide for who’s who on your team.

After the train wreck was cleaned up, it got more informative.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Also keep in mind this early in the season most blogs are flush with new folks to all sites and the troll cleansing is still in progress.

And the fact that after a decade of heartbreak and underwhelming seasons, many Texans fans have had to cling to a variety of humor ridden survivor kits to endure the fandom.

Here’s to a great game Sunday!

by MeMongo on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

We all have our issues.

It’s all good~ the season is young and I really am looking forward to this match up. (I’m a Steeler football junky though so I look forward to every match up.)

Cheers.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is another thread on BTSC where actual football conversations are currently ongoing.

Shocking, I know.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

honestly, i think the cowboy fans are worse

but not by much.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't have told you that

We came here for the same rational discussion that we have with 95% of the other fans we talk with in the week leading up to our games. Instead, we got this.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like you want to start things up again

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

They never stopped

Or have you not noticed?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the most ridiculous group I've ever seen....But

yet you continue to comment and stir the shit if were that bad then leave no one is putting a gun to your head and making you read our comments…..Way to stay classy.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

778 comments of non football talk

Ya’ll boys was throwing down up in this thread

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by Antho10000 on Sep 29, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

At this point I'm just amazed.

Nothing like this has ever happened before, not even with the Titans fans, and they’re actually livestock.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

This is probably the worst I have seen as well.

Maybe we can a better one going in the post season.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Tim

This the worst thread ever. Good night Texans fans.Way to show how great we are!

no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!

by trutxfan on Sep 29, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Worldtrip

it started ugly and just got uglier. I have no real hate towards steeler fans. I just think some of the arguments made on both sides lacked backing. I would enjoy another chance to change this thread around without all the animosity from both parties.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be nice.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Blog

is usually full of insight on both the strengths and weaknesses of our team. The fact that it was sort of hijacked by another thread posted that offended many because they felt it attacked a fanbase/population (which I include in myself being a Native Texan, and a Mexican American). We may have slighted Big Ben, but it was an attack on him due to the circumstances he put himself in being a public figure.

Like I said about I would gladly talk with you about football 1bgf. but don’t go using the Your team has never made the post season crap, because it is childish. If you want to know the strengths and weaknesses, who you have to look at for in the game on sunday I can show you, and i would hope you inform me more about your team. I know that Meddenhal is a threat, along with Troy, Harrison, and Big Ben. I would like to know more about your unsung heroes other than the aging Ward.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Blog is usually full of insight on both the strengths and weaknesses of our team.

That was the intent of this thread.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

this thread should be closed

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Like I said,

ask questions we will happily answer them. I will definitely answer them without any personal attacks on you or anyone else. Except for Jerruh Jones.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The post was meant for you all to ask me (us) questions. I was hoping a Texan fan would come to our blog and do the same, which is the usual procedure.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is usual procedure,

but seeing as many were offended by the post by mechem, I guess I can start it over there. as long as we can agree not to get to the level of playground bickering as we have unfortunately in this thread

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't let it happen

I’ll hide the S out of some comments if I have to

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry John

you seem like a nice guy, but I’m not going over there. I don’t think much will change.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't blame you

But you are missing out on some really cool people who know a ton about football. It’s too bad all this went down the way it did.

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by John Stephens on Sep 29, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here

we really do have bunch of great guys who can talk football, but this went south fast and now it is too late in my opinion.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 29, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Start 'er up, Joe.

I’d love to talk some actual football.

by Nashmeister on Sep 29, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seems almost too much to ask at this point.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have made a fan post

here is the link
http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/2011/9/29/2459416/ask-brb-texans-fans

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Read the post before you comment

That goes for Texan fans and Steeler fans alike

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh great… after I typed all that (below).

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and read the tags

the few I posted myself are supposed to be funny, and I strayed from using, Don’t Rape me Bro, though I find it to be a little humorous, I wanted to start anew.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of the time SB Nation blogs are just that: informative.

I really have no clue what happened here~ it’s irrelevant though. Can’t change the past; can only make strides toward what happens in the future.

We’re pretty sick of hearing the same stuff; different fanbase about our QB who was not ever charged with a crime. (by the way; here’s a little myth-buster: Most fanbases think Steeler fans wanted Ben “no matter what” – including criminally charged. That couldn’t be more incorrect. Starting with the Rooneys; If he was charged; he was gone.) We’re also not going to issue any apologies for 6 Lombardi’s and every year wanting a team that can deliver the next. Jaded? No… just very high expectations.

Ok; air cleared.

Football time! YES!

Offensive threats the Steelers have: Wallace, Brown and Sanders (Ward is aging but he’s old money…) each of these wideouts is capable of big YAC’s. Isaac Redman: up & coming and a solid back.. Our O-line sucks. Sometimes they do just enough to win; and sometimes they open the door to get Ben killed. Heath Miller: the best kept, most underrated TE secret in the league.

Defense: Timmons lead the Steelers in tackling last year with 135. Yep, more than Harrison, Woodley and Farrior. He’s a beast and he’s fast. If a LB can cover a WR; it’s Lawrence Timmons. Troy Polamalu is, bar-none, a big play waiting to happen. I heart Troy. Ike Taylor is the closest thing to a shutdown corner we’ve had since Rod Woodson. Big hitter Ryan Clark and Troy work well together..

Ok Taco… your turn dude. (and I don’t hate anyone…lol)

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll play nice if you will.

Here are my questions of the Steelers fans.

So far the Steelers seem unable to run the ball. This strikes me as uncharacteristic. When this has happened before the Steelers were able to throw their way out of the problem. With the O line like it is, can they do that?

Also, on the defensive side, age is not on the side of the big names. Is this having any effect that you’ve noticed?

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always play nice.

Here’s my opinion and I’m sure other will chime in and offer different observations.

Any running game is dependent on the O-line opening holes… no big surprise there; BUT what is surprising to me is Mendenhall dancing around waiting for the red carpet to be rolled out. That bugs me… I’d actually like to see Redman get more carries. Ben has been awful in decision making (or…. maybe the WR aren’t running the routes just right?) and his INT’s are pitiful. Ed Reed gets 2? Really?? Dumb. Just bad football. We’re only in week 4… if history repeats itself and the Steelers actually fire on all cylinders this week (and we win) we’ll be 3-1; just like last year. Concerned; yes. Panicked; absolutely not.

Chronological age is not on the Steelers side on defense; that’s true….. but it would be a very grave error to count them “too old, too slow and beyond done”

This team has the talent and the desire to make a run deep into the playoffs… IF they don’t F’ it up.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!
"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

From my point of view – I’m fairly hopeful about the Texans pass rush this week given what appears to be the state of the Steeler line and the fact that Brees made about 6 big plays by being small and shifty and generally excellent. I think Brees will prove more of a problem for us to bring down than BR but we’ll see.

For the Texans- it looks like you can run up the middle on them. The Saints offense wore them down, and in the nickel they couldn’t cover the slot receiver at all. My sense is that Pitt isn’t the offense that New Orleans is, though and can’t keep up the same tempo.

The Texans offense is very difficult to stop as you have possibly the best WR in the NFL along with possibly the best RB, a very good TE, QB and now an interesting HBack weapon in Casey. You can’t load up blitzes on the Texans as they can run into them and their play action game with Schaub is only behind Manning’s. The Steelers balanced approach on D worries me more than some team like the Jets.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that's true

and the Texans are vulnerable up the middle, Mendy might just see some daylight. Maurkice Pouncey (our center) is outstanding. He was a Pro Bowl’er in his rookie year (high ankle sprain in the AFCC game against the Jets and didn’t play in the SB). We say our O-line sucks; but he’s a big bright star in the middle.

Ben is a tough cookie. Pretty mobile for a big man and accurate when he’s on the move (most of the time). If he rolls out to the right…. he’s deadly. Left… not so much. There are so many variables with the offense right now it’s tough to say even what “should” happen.

Like Mr. Worldtrip said, the Andre-Ike match up is one I’m excited to see. (I live in Nashville currently and couldn’t have been happier to see Andre begin his post-football boxing career on good ole Cortland. Dirty SOB…)

I’m looking for a close game~ I really don’t feel like this is going to be a QB shoot-out as much as a defensive battle. I’m fine with that though.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

In answer to your question, I think many of us feel like this game with the Texans, more than any other so far, is really going to help answer those two questions. So far things haven’t looked great, and we are hoping it just took a few games to get their game legs under them.

The other thing that I like to remind myself is that the team you have in September is not necessarily the same team you have in December.

I personally don’t expect the Steelers to win on Sunday. I’m hopeful, but I don’t expect it, and it is fairly rare that I don’t expect them to win.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish

that we could have the confidence that no matter what things will probably be right by December. In our case this team needs to show that it is different than the past and honestly, they need some luck on their side for a change.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will respond kindly

Many fanbases are jaded about playoff appearances, and if any fanbase wants their team to reach the second season badly it would be the Texans fans. We have had our hearts broken by a horrible d last year, the Colts rolling over to the Jets the year before. Many of us are also tired of hearing the “your team has never made the playoffs,” statement.
I try and pick up Heath every year for FF, he is a solid production TE. I will say, no CB in the league can cover Andre one on one. Reevis has been the best at it, but if you give Andre that match up he wins one on ones 8 times out of ten. I would like to see how Ike does against him because he is the best the Steelers have. I know the Steelers aren’t going to just roll over, but I have not been impressed by their performance so far this year, and you can’t be all that elated either.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh believe me, I don’t think there is a Steeler fan out there that isn’t rightfully concerned about the quality of play in 2 out of 3 week. But in my black and gold world, the bridges aren’t melting in Pittsburgh~ they do need to have a very strong game this week and I do think they’re more than capable.

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by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m very excited about the Andre-Ike match-up. I think it is going to be an outstanding battle within the battle. I hope the network isolates it a lot.

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

This will be a big game for Ike to show he was worth the contract. Woodley made a comment today that Antonio Brown was really giving the defense a workout today….. is that good or bad, remains to be seen.

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"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if you stopped trolling and complaining and actually said something we might respond to.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’re a pretty classic example dude. I haven’t talked a word about football in this thread…. try looking at another. Trolling seems to be your forte…. not mine.

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"Our Father, who art in Pittsburgh, Football be thy game. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, at Heinz Field as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, a stellar D and forgive us our bogus fines, as we (sorta) forgive Goodell who trespasses against us. And lead us not into defeat, but deliver us a Victory. For thine is The Steelers, the power and glory of climbing the STAIRWAY TO 7."

by 1BlkGldFan on Sep 29, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's kinda of pot-kettle thing with you, eh?

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW - where my trolling on your blog?

Where’s me slagging off on where you live? Am I posting this on your blog? Did I enter this discussion with a full-force whinge, and persistently keep whining no matter how often you’re invited to add something else?

No, sorry, that’s all you.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was hoping that all of the vitriol would be used up in the "There will be chaos in the Pittsburgh backfield" thread, hence my comments there

But apparently that was a big miscalculation on my part.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 29, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

that was a much better thread than this one. There was a lot more football discussed.

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by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on Sep 30, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

That right there

deserves a rec.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

/hurl

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Hydroshock on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 29, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the game is Sunday.

We know that much.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Tell me about your offensive line. Anybody suck?

by worldtrip on Sep 29, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Winston was

for the first couple of games, but last week he started to perform like he has in the past a solid rock as a blocker. Our OL isn’t made up of HOFers but together as a team they are damn great.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The O Line is a

“greater than the sum of it’s parts” sort of thing. There are no Jake Long-type guys on the line, but it’s a very very effective group. Last year, according to a lot of metrics the Texans were only behind the Patriots for offense.

The Texans can run or pass equally effectively and no one is a turnstile. Winston is a better run blocker on the right, but ok. Duane Brown looks like he’s turned a corner – he’s been awfully good this year.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

basically what i said

on the BTSC post i made

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, sorry.

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by Xiane on Sep 29, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

no worries Xiane

I was just reiterating what you said.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 29, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eric Winston hasn't exactly been setting the world on fire as a pass blocker.

But he’s still pretty damn stout as a run blocker.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

UT

you are awake?

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by Taco Joe on Sep 30, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Remember, he's in Seattle

it’s barely 10:48PM there right now

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by The Night Owl on Sep 30, 2011 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I am in AZ same time zone right now. just haven’t seen him comment till now.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 30, 2011 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, it's almost 1am here in Houston and I'm still awake

Then again, I’m not The Night Owl for no reason

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by The Night Owl on Sep 30, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was about to say

I thought your name was self explanatory

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by Taco Joe on Sep 30, 2011 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' work's kept me away a lot lately.

And writer’s block is taking its toll on me something fierce.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went through Texans-related writer's block

for over a year. No shit.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is going to be starting for the Steelers O-line?

I know Mike Pouncey but I have no clue about the others, Trai Essex I guess would take a spot?

by b0ng on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Maurkice Pouncey

Mike is with the Dolphins. It looks very likely that J Scott (our starting LT) will be ruled out and Doug Legursky (starting RG) will be active but only as an emergency. So we will probably start Trai Essex at LT, Kemoeatu at LG (questionable), Pouncey, Ramon Foster at RG, and Jonathan Gilbert at RT. We might be missing two starters, but I think this line might be better than our starting line. Or, at least, I am hoping it is.

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is the coolest troll thread evar!

Oh, wait, it wasn’t supposed to be a troll thread?

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Just stay away from the thread on BTSC

We’re trying to create a troll-free discussion zone that doesn’t include backwards-looking. Colts fans.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anti-rape people are backwards-looking alright.

The progressive people think women ask to be raped.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next time you try to force some words down my throat, could you be so kind as to include some fries? Maybe a burger?

Thanks.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So would you

say that he was raping your throat with words?

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 30, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he's trying to take what I said one night eighteen months ago out of context for the express purpose of adding fuel to his fiery hatred of me

Which originated long before that comment, might I add.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny, I've never choked on spaghetti before

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You must either be drunk or high right now then

But it can be so hard to tell with you.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really hope you're joking.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

not in a "ha ha" way

but more like a “damn, this little girl is pathetic” type of way

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to my nightmare from June 2009 to September 2010

It was self induced, I admit, but I’ve always had a thing for train wrecks.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I'm totally pro rape

I sent all of money to Saudi Arabia to fight against any laws to protect women accused of enticing men to rape them. I’m evil.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you like rape and dick jokes?

Must be a blast to have you at parties.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would depend on teh evidence in the case.

I would certainly hope that that would be the case for fans of other teams, but…

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always learn so many things in these threads

For example, now I know that I’m a rape lover, a racist, and a scar on the planet. In fact, I should just stop going to class and start learning everything I need to know from here!

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have too much of an ego to kill myself

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be really bad

My parents decided not to get the tuition emergency reimbursement insurance for this semester! X-O

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your parties at Cornell suck if they don't appreciate a dick joke.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not saying they don't

I’m just not the one who makes them.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

They smell to bad from all of the people puking in them.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who knew my friends performed such valuable public services three times(at least) a week?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope they die and make it look like you killed them.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I hope they don't

With whom could I show what I have to deal with on these threads then?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet they pity you a lot.

Since you’re such a fucking martyr.

Yes I got a lust for life and I drink my weight in whiskey and these hoes are acting different cuz I'm Rich comma Richie.

by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i sincerely hope

that sometime in your life, you can find a way to extract that tampon that got pushed way too far into your vagina years ago. I think you’ll find when you do, it will help you be less of a whiny B

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll do it when you get new material.

Preferably something that’s at least a little clever.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 30, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

who's trying to be clever?

there’s something wrong with you, and it’s obviously a female problem.
Males don’t stalk people for 2 years…that’s sad..that’s a female problem

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

see, if you were a guy

you would have staled him for one night, and one night only. You would have gotten him drunk, and followed him into the bathroom.
Instead, you are stalking him from afar, letting him know you still love him, but at the same time, you’re not ready to make your move.

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait a minute

i got some new material. so does that mean you have to hold up your end of the bargain? who am i kidding, like that would stop a crazed stalker like you

by FrankWyt on Sep 30, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, they think you're pretty funny

Although you did help me convince them that using Barcelona in FIFA 11 was kind of cheap.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

There goes that backward mouth breathing cattle herdin Mexican employin gun shooting inbred hicks logic again.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Self-delusion is fun, isn't it?

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Self delusion is SELF delusion. It's not really all that acceptable to laugh at it from the outside.

It’s self deprecation, too.

Good to see that education at work.

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by ISN on Sep 30, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm sorry, I just find large numbers of self-righteous hypocrites whining about being offended by a joke to be rather humorous.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You will find neither at BTSC

Not every blog has a rape obsession.

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by LV Steelers Fan on Sep 30, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

What’s he got written on his palm?

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's an address to some booty call's house

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by Matty_Sweatshirt_KTA on Sep 30, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rule 34 ruined my childhood

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would Charlie Batch win as many games with this team as he did with last years team?

by b0ng on Sep 30, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Against the colts

He probably would have looked toward Freenery, called an audible, and broke his ankle motioning Ward to come across the line.

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by John Stephens on Sep 30, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!

by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

While he was starting he had Max Starks and Flozell protecting him, two pretty decent OTs. Now that Willie Colon is on IR and Jonathan Scott is, well, Jonathan Scott, he would have little to no protection.

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by StoneColdSteel on Sep 30, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity

what would it take to get a thread locked/taken down here on BRB? Surely this one has reached the limits of its productivity.

by JBal on Sep 30, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m not sure it was ever productive in terms of football talk

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by Michael Hewitt on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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