Checking The Pulse: Who Is The Boldest Fan On BRB?
by Tim on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 AM CDT
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PrintI suppose I could just declare who the boldest fan on BRB is, but where's the fun in that? BRB is a community, so it's only fair that we do this democratically. Cast your vote for the boldest BRBer after the jump.
There's no way I can list everybody, so if I forgot the person you believe is the boldest member of BRB, vote for "Other." If you choose "Other," I would ask that you tell us who your write-in candidate is in the Comments below.
To the chagrin of some of you, people who have been banned from BRB are not included in the poll. I figure they can't be the boldest member of BRB if they're not even members of BRB.
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Of course I voted for myself
but, I should get extra points for trying to calm things down with BTSC
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I should get points
for starting them up
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Lol @ DaGoat.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I want to vote for a$$man!!!
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Sep 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I voted for myself. Twice.
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Sep 30, 2011 11:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
So banned people aren't eligible
but fictional people are, Scott Tim?
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You Met Scott, Man
You know he exists. You even had dinner with him!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I met the actor that you paid to play "Scott."
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So did I
Then saw him on a commercial for Ron Carter Chevrolet in Alvin.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Tom Park is his real name.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
DNV
No NUTT’d option.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
So who gets the Italicizedest Fan?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM CDT reply actions
Look!
I iz winning!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
But why?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 30, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty tame bunch
I went with F-bomb cuz he went a full week with “Fuck” in his name.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Wait!
Now you’re tied with MDC! I wonder who could have done such a thing!!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
douchenozzle!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Damn
I’d have voted for myself if I’d known my vote would oppress Jordann.
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Thank God you put a subject line.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Obligatory
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
So friggin' banned.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I voted for UT because he doesn't wear pants and he's a staffer.
And I like to stir up things.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
I would never expect to win this because I don't consider myself to be a "bold fan"
I will tell you how unbold I am. I don’t own a team jersey. That is bad. Definitely not bold. I don’t have season passes. I have never tailgated. Much is missing from my fan-life that spells “not bold.”
However, I feel emboldened that I was thought of when the ballot was being created. Thank you for that. And, I didn’t have to pay anyone for that…..
Now, if someone can just throw a pity vote my way, my day will be full. If not, I will remain a fan and devoted follower of BRB, nonetheless.
Always, Rip.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Don't own a team jersey and never tailgated???
If anyone votes for this man I will drive to your house and beat you about the head and face.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Ha! I got a vote so I'm happy!
Also don’t need to know who it was that took the chance of a beating at the hands of HydroSpock to do it, but thx!
Also, I’ll have everyone know that I show my fandom in different ways than some. I post regularly here, so that says something. I was the self-appointed Chairman of the successful “Send Leach to the Beach” initiative here on BRB last season! That may be what earned that solitary vote that I am very proud of. And let’s be clear, I also placed a lot of votes as part of that initiative, too.
Anyways, this thing is all in fun, so let’s have fun with it! I wish I could vote for everyone here on BRB! We are all bold fans in our own ways!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Voted other
simply because i think all of us on BRB are the boldest fans. Now with the politcal answer out the way, time for me to get really bold on some of y’all asses. Seems to me i am not being taking serious, so with that said Texans will not lose another game this year.
Sothpaw i got one thing about your comment...
That's Racist
You know I got love for you though.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I voted other for no reason at all
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I can't not vote for Bo$$man...
It’d be a sin against my soul… He may be banned and not IN the poll, but you never said he couldn’t be a write-in candidate.
Bo$$man!!!
I voted other
cubic is my choice.
I’m really surprised -Jay has no votes. Needs to coordinate another McNair thing so people remember him.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Yeah
It’s his low number of total comments that keep him from winning this in a cakewalk.
I voted for Scott.
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You are being IRONICAL
Effin HIPSTER!!!!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
What fun is voting in a poll
if you don’t try to make the result absurd?
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So can I change my vote?
I want to Vote for Vince Young!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I figured at least
Shake would vote for me.
If this means I have to comment more than once per quarter in order to win the favor of Tim’s internet minions…then I think I’m good with zero votes.
Can I submit a write-in vote for -Ray?
Yes...as a matter of fact, that IS a pic of Steve McNair & Sahel Kazemi parasailing. Suck it, Titans fans.
by -Jay on Sep 30, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Had Scott not been an option
I’d have voted for you.
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I'm using Chrome now
Do you have scripting turned off?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I, too, am using Chrome.
Fought it for a while, but it integrates so well with my phone that I would be stupid not to use it.
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not sure how to do that.
The drop down bars at the top are working either. How do you turn scripting off. It just stopped working a few days ago. I thought it was because the site went into maintenance one day. But Chrome is still not working with this site properly.
Chrome
(and the Linux version, Chromium) are working fine for me.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Woohoo! Two Votes
…and I voted for MDC. After his drunken foulmouthed rants at the Superdome, there is no other option for me. Literally saw the young mother in front of us put her hands over her daughter’s ears – and they LIVE in NOLA. Shock value FTMFW!
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that around the time of the anal penetration jokes?
Or the suggestion that God himself prays to Andre Johnson when he needs spiritual guidance?
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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I believe is was a comparison to Jabari Greer's coverage skills
with a vague reference (read: too drunk, can’t remember) to Dre’s cock size. By the time the anal penetration jokes were made, you’d effectively raised the bar on shock value to all new heights (read: lows). And I am proud to have witnessed it all.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
I voted for me
Because I kicked so much ass on the podcast the other night. Bold!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I haven't listened.
Is it worth the price of admission?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
It IS free
So barely!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
How are we defining "bold" here?
You mean predictions for team success (or failure) or something along those line?
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Bold Is Definied However You Want It To Be Defined
Truly, bold is in the eye of the boldholder.
/drinks pint of Guinness
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
It isn't rocket surgery
There is
regular
bold
italicized
and the guys on strike
Pretty simple:P
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 30, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like I should drink Guinness tonight.
Thus, I would have to say that this is by far the most effective ad campaign ever run on a SBN site.
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had this been held during the bush days
i would have won.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 30, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions
Wookie bush?
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
I voted for Taco Joe
Some of y’all may have missed back when Taco Joe had this awesome mohawk that he painted red white and blue. LOL I thought that was BOLD!
So many cool choices. It was a shame I had to pick one. Luv ya ALL!
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