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Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!

by Jon Banks on Sep 30, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was number 30

I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!

by schillingb on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loves Tight Ends::Vivid Entertainment

Porn/comedy gold.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Sep 30, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I love me some Vivid Entertainment.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you ever stumble upon a shoot or anything?

I’d be very likely to join.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

me to fuck it I'll be the fluffer!

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 30, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, but it's funny how everyone knows someone in the business...

for example, went to the police station to report identiy theft (grrr! ) and there was The Hedgehog, as ugly and hairy and probably as hung as he is on film!

My friend has a friend who we sometimes see at a local bar, and we hang out, and he’s got porn stars with him, and yes, we did the AVN at Vegas a couple times and walked the red carpet :-)

Still haven’t been invited on a set, but hell, I’m not dead yet!! LOL

by BruinBaller88 on Oct 1, 2011 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a small world

Damn you need to holla at me next time you go to the AVN but then again I would probably go insane chasing skirt there.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is too funny

again!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 30, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

Watching it tonight.

Also, I’m a rec whore for y’all. :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

M...

…as in Mancy.

This post was brought to you by http://beardsleymcturbanhead.com/ (seriously)

by La Voz on Sep 30, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mancy. What'd you think I said?

Hahaha, oh man he’s so stupid but awesome at the same time

by Tony Ung on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the strange thing is

the hydrogen isn’t as dangerous as people think. The hydrogen burns almost instantly – on the Hindenberg is was the paint and canvas burning that was the problem.

And still no one will ride in my zeppelin.

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by Xiane on Oct 1, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, wasn't it

that the paint was nearly identical chemically to thermite or something?

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by MDC on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you mean "rigid airship."

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Oct 1, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I just now realized the Omar Epps thing and I love his movies and TV shows.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 30, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Except Major League 2

He could never fill Wesley Snipes’ shoes as Willie Mays Hayes

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 1, 2011 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does anyone think Curtis Painter look alot like Kurt Cobain.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is a wonderfully funny post

Lightened up my afternoon for sure

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 30, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

diagram 1

Kinda unfair to politicians ain’t it?

by DTango on Sep 30, 2011 4:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

FTFY
Kinda unfair to flattering to politicians ain’t it?

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by DilloTex on Sep 30, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I smiled and rec'd

before i even read this. ok time to read this.

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 30, 2011 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Rec #27

This is awesome. I especially enjoyed the Zima-Tim graft.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Sep 30, 2011 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought big nose/ got busy in public restroom would be humpty for sure

“My nose is big, uh huh, I’m not ashamed…”
“I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom…”

Fun fact: tupac was in Digital Underground and I appears in the humpty dance video if memory serves

by JBal on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

yep you are correct

“hey fat girl come here are you tickilish”
“yeah I called you fat look at me I’m skinny”
“never stoped me from getting busy”

had to do it.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the record, this is now my favorite recurring feature here

since our conferences with the enemy have devolved into childish bickering

by JBal on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

that childish shit is uncalled for and unnecessary

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 30, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

With that said

I love me some Ginger girls though.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 30, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure

I do, too. Redheads top my list when it comes to women.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep I agree with both of you

It’s funny though with redhead chick’s there’s only two types
smoken hot or but ugly no happy medium.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!

That’s my fourth theory on life: there are no average redheads. The hair always either makes them super hot or super fugly. You are literally the only other person I’ve ever heard (seen?) say that.

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by MDC on Sep 30, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

True story

So, you know I sent you a pic of that porno mag from like ‘82? On the very first one I had, I must’ve been 8 or 9 (which is scary, considering that’s how old The Boy is. Wow, it also explains much of my life, especially college.), it was a gorgeous redhead on the cover.

I think I’m broken. HAHAHA!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also found out as I got older

I’m not near as picke as I used to be for instance I used to not dig really pale chicks but now I kind of find it attractive. Dont get me wrong I still dig darker skin to just I would have never even gave a pale chick a chance 10 to 15 years ago. And chubby girls also now I say chubby=little meat on the bones.
Not fat=a couple of chicken buckets shy of being forklifted out of the bedroom.
I also would have never given a chubby girl the nod either back in the day but fuck it big girls need love to I suppose ; )

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

The advantages of getting older

is that a larger percentage of women are hawt.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Oct 1, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

but I’m a major coze hound so I try not to read to much into my own theories

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's all based on perspective

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 1, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep that's what I'm talking about

10 years ago I woulnt of given her the time of day but now I would totally knock the dust off that shit.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I knew that was Kathy Griffin before I got to the end of the picture

I could tell because my penis instinctively crawled back into my body until it was safe.

by riversmccown on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yup

I just…yeah….

//has momentary flashback from 20 years ago//

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I believe that graph needs to be edited

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 1, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now that I would of hit 10 years ago

and not think twice about it.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 1, 2011 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Please keep this feature going.

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by Xiane on Oct 1, 2011 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

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