Texans Sign Punter Brett Hartmann, Release Jesse Nading
by Tim on Sep 4, 2011 8:47 PM CDT
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PrintThe Houston Texans, in need of a punter, signed rookie Brett Hartmann after releasing him last week.
Hartman replaces 15-year veteran Brad Maynard, who was waived on Saturday.
To clear a spot on the roster for Hartmann the Texans released outside linebacker Jesse Nading.
While bringing Hartmann back doesn't surprise me, the Texans' decision to release Nading over others (Bryan Braman?) does. You?
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they should have never cut him the first place.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
by Joe25 on Sep 4, 2011 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
This whole thing confuses me
I see no reason
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I think we knew what we had in him.
And knew none else would sign a free agent rookie punter, with only 3 presaeson punts
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
by Carter Liles on Sep 4, 2011 11:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What the eff, David Blaine?
I’d have kept Adibi over Braman too, with the preseason he’s had, although obviously I don’t see him in practice. I’m also a little surprised no other team picked up Oingo Boingo.
Adibi is lacking in instincts. I'm not a fan.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
i dont like the saying "its like comparing apples to oranges"
you can compare anything to anything you want, thats the point: to find alike characteristics. Apples can EASILY be compared to oranges: they are both fruits, both grow on trees, both very citric, both have seeds, both make delicious juices, etc, etc..
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 4, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
It’s a fair question to ask. Is Adibi a better reserve ILB to Braman’s OLB? I think we may be bringing in a new OLB though. Some good ones were cut yesterday.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Exactly
also, Im kinda glad to see Nading go, not that he didnt look decent in preseason, I was just always confused at the vision of him as a WOLB behind Mario. I personally think Braman and Reed need to compete for that spot and the other backs up Barwin.
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 4, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not -
I am a Nading fan
He has a high motor and is always around the ball
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 4, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're comparing apples and oranges then it's largely personal preference
As you can’t equally compare two different things.
The better comparison to make here is Dobbins over Adibi.
"Lord, beer me strength."
isnt about personal preference when you compare
a granny smith apple to a red delicious?
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 4, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Granny Smith wins hands down.
I love me some of those green apples!
.................
by Schlauton on Sep 5, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They make good pies
I make good pies. Could be some of the best around.
Now I have to go make a pie….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I'm a gala man myself.
Can’t stand green apples, and gala has a better flavor than the regular red ones.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 5, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Them's the sweet yeller ones, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
WHY YOU HATIN' ON GREEN APPLES!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHH
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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by DilloTex on Sep 5, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
really jus messin around bc I dont like the saying
i understand what your point
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 4, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
But!
one you can eat with the skin on and the other you have to peel to get what you want (more work)
by DerrickDoll 7 on Sep 4, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
There were guys on my HS track team that would eat oranges whole, unpeeled
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I used to work with a guy that ate the entire apple, core and all...
I think he was just showing off… I found it curious but not nasty.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
This move just makes no sense to me.
We are trying to make the playoffs this year, and we cut a good backup in favor of a raw player. Granted, Braman does have a higher ceiling, but he’s still raw. He’s now the backup WOLB.
Not angry about this move, since I’m a Braman fan, but I’m shocked.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Adibi
Rarely got playing time anyways….
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
He was often injured
if memory serves me correctly.
by TexanRudeboy on Sep 4, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
A money thing maybe??
Don’t the Texans still need to sign another WR? Maybe the cap is playing a part.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
no on the WR
The Texans do not need to sign another WR. Well, that is to say that they don’t need and, I expect, will not use more than 4 WRs. With the receiving talent the Texans have at TE I strongly expect them never to have more than 3 WRs on the field for any snap this season. That being said, if they can land a WR more talented than Bryant Johnson, he’ll be cut in favor of said new WR.
aka quikkag
He's on the jets right now
If I’m not mistaken I don’t think they cut him..
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
....didnt he get picked like 1th overall in 09?
And now he can’t make a squad…
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
0 sacks in Buffalo, cut, Jets for about a week, and cut again.
Bust in the House.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I'd prefer someone who could get a sack
And Maybin’s never shown that ability. If the Jets, a team lacking in pass rushers, cut him after a week then I’m thinking there’s nothing there.
"Lord, beer me strength."
y'all maybe right but i think i would not mind bringing those kind of guys in.
we just lost a backup OLB we need another one, i give it week one brahman gets hurt on ST and we then we have no backup for mario.
Things aren't settled yet.
We may be bringing in a different OLB.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You are pretty big on guys that have never done anything, huh?
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by riversmccown on Sep 5, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Brown would be interesting
he hasn’t show anything yet really but the guy was explosive in college and was way too light to play DE in Carolina. The guy was more fit for OLB from the start
But footie,
is a genius on that side of the ball.
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
Dude.
He’s another Vernon Gholston. A combine superstar who went into Bills camp weighing 228 pounds this eason.
And if Rex didn’t see enough to keep him why would we?
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I figured
That my statement covered that..
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
Debatable.
Hate Rex Ryan and Jets all you want, but the guy is a hell of a defensive mind. I’d be perfectly happy to defer to his judgment on a player.
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That's simply not true.
You probably know two or three of his players off the top of your head on defense. He has put together one of the best defenses in the league and it is certainly NOT start studded.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Like I said.
You could probably only name 3 of his current starters on defense.
We actually have more star power if you go off draft status.
3 first round CB’s. 2 1st round LB’s (counting Mario). 1st round DE.Second round Safety. And 3 more second round LB’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
we have yet to see what the jet put on the field defense of wise.
they lost alot on the d-line i think. Pace and and harris are ok. I was mostly talking about last years team.
The only two startes on the d-line
Whoms names I know are Mike DeVito,and Muhammed “The Profit” Wilkerson.after that allot of confusion comes to mind.
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
I thought they were already down to 52?
Why would they have to release another player for Hartmann?
They brought in an O Lineman earlier today.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 4, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
And haven't moved Newton yet?
by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 4, 2011 9:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
When was the last time someone took Nadings spot on the Active Roster?
hmmm..http://www.battleredblog.com/2009/11/17/1162452/arian-foster-was-justed-moved-to
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
Didn't someone say this kid had a cannon for an arm?
He’s not really gonna be the punter, Kubes just wanted another QB project.
by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 4, 2011 9:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He does have a good arm, at least good enough for the Fake Punt Pass
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 4, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
MDC won't have nightmares about Nading covering McFadden anymore.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Maynard v. Hartmann
The only guy I saw throughout the preseason holding for Rackers was Maynard. Also, despite his pathetic average punt distance last season for the Bears, he was right there with Hartmann on punt distance from what I saw while both were still on the team. Those two things together indicated they were going to keep Maynard over Hartmann. HOWEVER, once Hartmann was cut, Maynard was losing, like, 10-12 yards per punt. Without a threat to his job, his effort dropped.
This is what my eyes told me from watching the four preseason games. Maybe others saw it differently.
Frankly, I’m very glad the Texans dropped Maynard in favor of Hartmann. The question, though, is who is going to hold for Rackers now? Hartmann? Leinart? Someone else?
aka quikkag
Casey.
FB/TE/LS/QB and holder. Why not?
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by Synchysi on Sep 4, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
With Casey's superior athletic ability
He will snap, then run back to catch and hold, while shooting laser beams out of his eyes to block his man.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 4, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in NY
I finally get a chance to watch the game…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
rain delay
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Okay
Where in NY? I’m originally from up there.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Rottenchester...
Obviously Rochester. But I know alot of people only know NYC. I hate it here. If I didn’t cut my wrist thru the bone last year I would have moved across the street from Reliant Stadium by now.lol Just waiting on the settlement from comp first. I’m that sick in my FANhood…lol
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Rochecha
My brother went to school there. I visited for some good parties, back in the day.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Right, didn't think so.
Plus, you might be talking UofR. My brother was at RIT. His frat could throw some parties!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
didnt go to college till now...
I was just at ALL the best parties till I was 31. I used to go to alot of college parties. mostly Brockport and Canadagua, and MCC tho
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Ha! So, you've drank your fair share of Genny Cream Ale, then...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
or vodka
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
yuck...no
i hope yall dont. that stuff is gross. up here we drink Canadian beer. that is the good stuff. Gennessee river is toxic
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
You are right, of course. The day I saw the Genny River is the last day I drank a Cream Ale.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
we dont ever go in there…we fish there and dont eat the fish.lol that is the model river for how people are destroying the environment.lol the Akzo salt mine dumps thier waste there by the Pennsylvania border and gets dirtier from there. ( I realize they dont use that water anymore) but the stigmata
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
If it hasn't caught on fire yet, then they just aren't trying...
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I dunno if I would move directly across the street from Reliant.
However, you could move a little farther up Kirby drive in the Rice Village. There you could hang with the hipsters and drink PBR and stuff.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
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by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
why is that a bad part of town?
I’m in the hood. so unless I have beef I’m ok. oh I also been stabbed 5 times. and I really wish I was makin it all up to sound tough.lmao But nah…just had a crazy life.lol
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
There's not really any place to live right at Reliant, except on the Fannin side.
Reliant itself is not in a bad area, and you also have the Medical Center just to the north, unfortunately you have to cross OST to get from Reliant to the Medical Center.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 4, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
perfect
I’m taking classes for Xray tech….with the Med center so close it woni be a bad commute if I can land a job there…..nice
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Well we only have about 5000 hospitals in the med center
And I work at one of them. In IT. One time I made the mistake of allowing work to be scheduled on a Sunday afternoon with the BESFs were in town. Ugh, I won’t let that happen again, makes rush hour and teenage-girl-night-at-the-rodeo traffic look pleasant.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 4, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
As someone who graduated a year ago as an Xray Tech I feel very sorry for you sir. If you can stay in school and go CT or MRI.
Sounds like pretty sound advice.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Sounds like bad judgment and slow reflexes...
After the first, oh… three times… did it occur to you that you might want to relocate?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I just moved to ROC a couple of weeks ago. Any bars around here play the texans games?
by Mr. Robie on Sep 5, 2011 9:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've never been to NY
but I don’t have to go there to know its a total shit hole. Its stupid and going there would only confirm that, obviously.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 5, 2011 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
now I'm pissed
when it comes down to it… what the fuck has Texas done for this country? if it came down to it we would kick the shit out of you fucking Mexicans!!! Fuck you, you WhishyRunt mother fucker!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
You sold yourself short.
Could’ve extended this longer!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
you know where it is...
don’t play stupid. if you said that shit in person you’d be picking up your teeth and you know it. don’t let the fact that you’re behind your laptop give you rthe balls you wouldnt have in real life
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
You're behind a laptop too
NY is a crap hole that needs to severed from this country. Heck, give it to Canada so they can use it as a trash dump site or something. It’d be more useful that way instead of just pumping out hipsters and disease-infested people
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
!!!
do yall really wanna start talking shit to me? It wont end with Ny Tx bullshit. You are fucking assholes. I have enjoyed having TEXANS fans to talk to… You can all go FUCK yourselves with this negative NY bullshit. I may not love it here. But I will fucking blow Texas off themap before I let a bunch of cock sucking faggots talk shit about my state!!! I could care less who the fuck you 2 are on this site. If you have any sense and brains you will back the fuck down NOW! I didnt start this and I’m positive I was tha one saying I wanted to move to your fucking city….so KEEP TALIKNG SHIT AND I WILL HAVE YOU ASKING YOUR FUCKING MOTHER WHY THE FUCK SHE SHIT YOU OUT!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
There you go with that stanky-ass yankee swagger
with the whole “i’m tougher than you” attitude. But when it comes to following up with that fake tough act, you fold faster than an origami paper.
Maybe instead of spending all your time practicing that front, you should take some sarcasm classes. I think they have those in cassette tapes now, you can listen to some of it while you’re riding the train with hobos. Or people. In NY, you can’t really tell the difference anymore.
Novel idea: Transport all hobos from all over the country to New York and rename it “Hobotopia” or something. Don’t judge that name just yet. It’s still a work in progress.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 2:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
work in progress?
is that what your parents are still calling you? I say the things that I say because I used to kick the shit out of pussy bitches like you my entire life! I don’t like the fact that I have had to fight for everything I have earned. But the facts are I have. I live in Rochester! Haven’t seen a Hobo in a whille but whatever. My yankee swagger comes from kicking the shit out of the sout…oh wont go there. This is about you Jordann with your gay ass faggot name! with your 2 NN’s. you fucking Nut Nibbler! Go fucking water your burnt ass lawn and fuck your daughter you fucking dick boy!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
gibberish, gibberish, gibberish
Personal attacks here, internet tough-guy attitude there. Sprinkle in some misinformed assumption about a person that you don’t know anything about. And, oh! I almost forgot! A cup of homophobic slur and a teaspoon of ignorance.
If you followed the recipe word for word, what do you get?!
A comment from somebody that comes from a shithole, most likely New York!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 2:56 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Crap... I try to catch just few minutes of sleep...
…and miss all of this. DAMMMMMN.
Thank you Jordann, for so effectively stating the case.
I can’t IMAGINE how he got stabbed five times…
Probably because of all of those stupid gun control laws in NY. Could have been dealt with effectively the FIRST time if they had ready availability of the proper ordinance.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I'm a slow reader, Rip...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Never Mind
I just read this comment. You’re gone. Thanks for taking the time to read BRB.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 5, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
DUH WINNING
And Jordann takes it by judge’s decision.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Sep 5, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Nice.
Though it would have been more fitting to say, “Didn’t read your comment, but you’re banned”.
by Nashmeister on Sep 5, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
2 bannings in one month?
I’m afraid of what’s going to happen during the season.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Only if we have more crazy guys like Bossman & TexansNutt
Bossman was a overzealous Texans fan who’s extreme fandom was like a weapon of mass destruction he used to antagonize opposing fan bases & all those that talk bad about the Texans (especially now on Yahoo apparently). However his Katrina shot towards Saints fans was just too far.
TexansNutt just got a bit too sensitive & carried away with his state pride & that led to over the top unwarranted personal insults.
As long as no one repeat those mistakes, we shouldn’t have many problems (I hope)
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
When I read that second line...
I was reminded of this gem.
And let me tell you, it doesn’t end well for that guy.
Consider This A Warning
Please re-read your comment and realize that much of what you wrote was completely unacceptable on any level. Do anything resembling that again, and you’ll leave us no choice but to ban you.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 5, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pride....
you want a “yankee” talkin shit? I’m not a bitch!!! I"M A TEXAN!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I've been to New York.
And I fully agree. It’s about the last place I want to go back to.
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by Synchysi on Sep 5, 2011 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't start
blahblahblah(insert internet tough-guy bullshit here)blahblahblahblahblah
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
if this is what I'd have to deal with if I moved to Houston
FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
just kidding
I already put my house on the market. I will be in TX weather yall want me or not. AND trust me I will talk shit there too
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
totally false by 1000000 %
“there’s better weed up here anywayys”
by strokin_stros on Sep 5, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Deal with what?
People having opinions? Gasp, the humanity! Differing opinions!
I’ve been to New York. Hated it passionately. Don’t like that? Convince me otherwise, or move on. Why does it bother you so much?
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
well
the 2 times I was in Texas it sucked. But I’m not gonna judge the entire state by a few hours. If you wanna judge NY by the time u spent here fine. Just dont try to insult the people. I am here!! You are in a sense insulting me. Don’t that make sense? gasp…I can make stupid sounds too
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I've lived in Houston nearly all my life.
I’ve heard people call it far worse than a shithole. I shrugged it off because, honestly, it doesn’t matter what they think as long as I like it. From what I saw, you responded with extreme hostility to a fairly mild comment, which caused people to respond in kind.
I should clarify, when I say New York I’m talking about NYC. The only other place I’ve been in the state is up toward Niagara Falls, so I really have no opinion about anything outside of NYC. I didn’t like it. If that somehow offends you, well, I’m sorry you feel that way. No amount of needless physical threats or personal insults will make me change my mind.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
sorry...
to you….
the other 2 were obviously talking shit to fuck with me. I’m not like normal people.lol I will go crazy. I apologize to anybody if I offend them. But whisky and Jordann were insulting. you were not
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
don't start
I’d say the same shit in your living room bitch!!!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You call it hostility, he calls it NY swagger!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I call it...
not wanting some dork to talk shit just based on the state I live not knowing the man that I am. Maybe if you were a MAN you’d understand it…JordaNN
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
actually
sorry south… I threw dork out there. I have no beef with you. IJust the people who are talking shit to me…Jordanna and Wishy
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
i know but hey i am like a kid with a new toy.
and now that i know how to i think tim and them might banned me soon. only time will tell.
Brother ain't gonna last long down here with that hostility
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Talking shit about you?
As in how? ENLIGHTEN ME, OH GREAT ONE
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Oh, not much here, southpaw.
Just calling out a hostile hypocrite that likes to attack people. Not much to see here.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Was kidding about the turning away part lol
It’s everyone’s business. It’s a public blog!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
I was beiing cool with people. I said I was from NY and you and Whisky R wanted to talk shit. I put you FAGGOTS in check. I tried to lety it go. I WILL NEVER LET IT GO NOWE!!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. IF I COULD GET M`Y FUCKING HANDS ON YOU I WOULD SHOW YOU HOW FUCKING FAKE I AM!!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE HATE TEXAS IN THE REST OF THE US….TRUST ME THEY DO!!!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Fuck!
People hate Texas?! What will I ever do with my life! I’m just gonna spend all my time in the interwebs personally attacking people that hate on Texas because we are not fake here! It’s the best state ever! Every other state can go to hell!
By the way, I understand what you’re going through. Selective reading, as Spiderman said, is a “gift or a curse.” Im sorry that it’s affecting your life in such a negative way!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Another personal attack?!
O. M. G.
I want more! Come on! Your best shot!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
listen
I like this site and dont wanna get kicked off cuz 2 assholes wanna talk shit about NY. But I will never lay down and let these 2 inbreed pieces of shit talk shit to me!!!!! for the record.
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Just gonna quote my friend again
don’t let the fact that you’re behind your laptop give you rthe balls you wouldnt have in real life
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
exactly
I have been in jail for 3 counts of attempted manslaughter. I have been stabbed 5 times. I was in a gang from 16 to 31…WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU LITTLE SOFT BITCH!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I'm nobody.
Just a nerd behind a laptop. No, wait, let me change that. I’m just a geek behind a laptop.
Yep. That sounds better. A geek. Or a nerd. Gosh. You’re calling me so many names that i’m confused as to what I am! If I don’t know who or what I am anymore, that means we lose one thing in common. But it’s okay, you can still look me up when you get here, we’d still have one thing in common. Right?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Bro, chill the fuck out
Having that attitude will get you hurt in Texas. This isnt NY where guns are hard to come by and illegal. Just letting you know many people are carrying. Many people will also pull the trigger if you try to get physical.
whateva I roll with 12 gangs and we only commit hate crimes whateva I'll do what I want
gotta love Cartman quotes at a time like this
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 5, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
things you want to brag about
for 500 alex?!?!?!
by strokin_stros on Sep 5, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a personal threat?
Just when I thought you were running on empty, you surprise me with this gem! 2013? Can it be sooner? I don’t wanna be bitin’ my nails and peeing myself to sleep for two years in my anticipation of your arrival!
It’s like a post-dated ass-kicking! Fantabolous! Wonder if the check willl bounce, hmmmmm
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
nope
thats when my real life plans are to move to TX…you fictional faggot!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Is that a nope to you moving to TX sooner?
Aw man! I never get what I want. Ever!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
To add to that
I’m just gonna keep telling people how tough I am and that i’m gonna fuck them up and call them homophobic slurs and ignore sarcasm. Well, not ignore sarcasm. Just act like it never existed. Because it doesn’t! What is SARCASM?! That’s such a random arrangement of letters! Is that even in english? Probably not. Sounds like a latin term or some shit.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
again
you sir are a retard. and I pray when I move there I dont run into you beacuse I am very aware of who I am and what I am capable of….
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
You pray that you don't run into me?
Are you that scared of a retard like me? Geez, you don’t need to pray and be scared. There’s like millions of people in Houston. What are the chances that we run into each other! I mean, if you really wanna make it happen, we can. I know who I am, you know who you are, it sounds like. You’re moving to TX and I live in TX. We’re soulmates!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Texas sucks!
With the weather and the cowboys and the steaks and the horses and the people and the oil and the ranches and the wildlife and the cars and the hispanics and the blacks and the asians and the border patrol and the police and chinatown and pho and cookies and santa claus and more cookies
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
dissing pho
How is this poster not banned?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
THANK YOU!
I appreciate this so much!
Did you ever stop to think that this wasn’t about winning? That this was actually about you checking yourself and losing closely at the way you act towards people?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
looking*
hahah freudian slip? maybe
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
freudian
because you wanna fuck your mother you fucking cock sucking red neck!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
More slurs!
You’re like a bevy of slurs! I wanna hear more!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
YOU TALKED SHIT
I responded! It’s about you not talking shit! Fucking loser!!!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Talked shit? About what?
About New York? Am I getting this right? That I talked shit about new york and not you? Is that correct?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
yep
faggot! I represent bitch! I am a man and if you talk sht I will put you in check. Dont try to rally people with your shit. U R A BITCH!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING SCUM SUCKING LEACH Texas aint you BITCH!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I hate insomnia. But not tonight!
Keep representing and personally attacking me! It’s mildly entertaining! But you gotta step it up, I know that you’re better than this. More nonsensical diatribes containing homophobic slurs and personal attacks please!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Yep, it's like 4am!
I should be sleeping, but this is too much fun!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
for real Nutt if they talked about ny is that so wrong?
I have not seen anything directed towards you. I mean we are on a houston blog site and some guys dont like new york for whatever reason. Like i said i have never been there so i can only go by what their teams do.
when they call it a shit hole and insult the population. yes.
I go to Bills games when they play the Texans. I argue everyday that this team is gonna be something. To come on here and have people talk to me in this way is disrespectful. I don’t know how yall down there do it. But up here you dont pussy out and rep your shit!. Like I said I like you and everyone I have been chillin with. But I’m not gonna let this dude talk this shit….sorry. I AM A MAN!!! I would not let it happen face to face. this computer bullshit is just frustrating me more
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
they just seem to be talking about their personal time in the city.
i dont think they meant more then that.
i got a buzz...
I had enough trouble with the Cush pic. Dont make me figure out how to do the quote thing.lol I really dont do alot of computering
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
lol
imagine how hard I go on these NYers that wanna try to diss my Texans. I just dont like when people try to talk shht or bully me
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
whats wrong with new york?
i have never been, only thing that irk me was when the rockets won and no SI issue. dont know if they in new york but i think they are.
i cancelled
I was a Miami fan before all the LaBron stuff…dont watch bball. No coverage of Football in SI… I do this and the texans site. Cancelled my ESPN mag tpp…pics but nothing else
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
People were just talking about how they don't like NY
before you started attacking them and being hostile towards them. Great job, bro!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
There's nothing to win.
There’s no winning or losing in this argument.
But there’s this moral story about being civil and rolling with the punches when people are being sarcastic with you, instead of personally attacking them and stuff like that.
It’s okay, you go on and pretend like you’re the bigger man.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Let me save you the trouble!
People sarcastically hating on New York! Oh, and hostility!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
NO
I’m calling you a BITCH!!!! Like I said it aint NY TX its you ad the fact YOU ARE A BITCH!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I'm a bitch?
What is bitch? Is that like a synonym for awesome?!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I'm gonna quote this very smart guy. I heard he's from New York
don’t play stupid. if you said that shit in person you’d be picking up your teeth and you know it. don’t let the fact that you’re behind your laptop give you rthe balls you wouldnt have in real life
You’re behind a laptop too, DUDE. Yet you keep talking your shit and attacking people with your bullshit. But then, check this out. Seriously. Check this out.
THen, claim that you’re a victim! Hoorah! Acting tough and claiming that? It’s either you’re a flip-flopper, or bipolar as fuck. Which I could really care less because I don’t wanna know anything about you.
I’ve seen your generic “internet tough-guy” bullshit all over the place and that’s all i’m attacking. Because that’s what I know.
But you go a different route and talk all these bullshit as if you know me personally. Then turning around and crying wolf because you think you’re being attacked personally.
YOU SHOULD CHECK YOURSELF.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 3:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just gonna quote my genius of a friend again
don’t let the fact that you’re behind your laptop give you rthe balls you wouldnt have in real life
Words of fucking wisdom. Right there. I’m gonna print it out, laminate it and tape it to my desk. Or maybe I should just frame it! Getting shit framed is really cheap when you know somebody that works in that industry, but if you don’t, it’d be expensive!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
quote me all u want bitch
don’t fucking start no shit and you wont hear no shit pussy!!!! You felt the need to talk shit to me. Now I will wig the fuck out! Bitch check me? You’re better off checking who your real father is chump!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Teach me your ways, oh master!
How can I become as clever as you! Jordanna?! That is golden!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Best insults ever.
Do they only sell those in New York? Because I have never seen those ever in my life! A dig at my preferred user name? Questioning my gender? Fuckin A!
So original! How do I gather the same shit-talking skills that you have?! Do I have to live or have grown up in New York? Fuck man. I SO SO SO missed out. Y’all are so advanced over there with the gay marriage and stuff. We folks down south don’t know nothing about none of that stuff. Teach us!
I would love to see that hostility from a fucking New Yorker down here. Pro Tip: Check your hostility as baggage, and tell the airlines to purposely lose it for you. You’re not gonna survive down here with that. Buy some civility when you land in Houston. We got tons of them down hurrr
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Oh the humanity!!#*@(&$#@(~!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
ok.... you know me
sometimes the formula equals the person that is really is. not some equasion. and check spelling. I dont know how to spell not for you but because I am who I really am stupid
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
lolwut
nobody called you out on your spelling!
preemptive strike? I like it! Fucking New Yorkers.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
What were you trying to do?
If you were trying to post an image, you have to do it in the body. That stuff doesn’t work in the subject line.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
It's likely you have a bad image address then.
You’ll need to find it online or upload it somewhere before it’ll display.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
http://synchysi.firefish.org/img/img.png
Click that button and paste the address of the image you want to post.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
WHAT IS SARCASM?!?!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
you are right Jordann
alot of people talk hard and are not. I promise I am not one of those people. Please talking shit so I can let it go. I promise I wont if you keep it going!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Talking shit?
I am merely stating my opinions about your comments! I’m not the one attacking somebody personally as if they know me, or calling them homophobic slurs, or questioning their manhood. I wonder who does that?!?!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 3:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please Stop
This is over now.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I'm ashamed
of this blog now. I won’t be letting my kids read it from now on. I’m very disappointed that you allowed these kind of slurs and language to go on this long and not do anything about it.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
not sure if serious
considering it happened at like 3am.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
He has been banned,
And trust me, if any of us had been here at 3 a.m. last night, it would have been stopped a LOT sooner than it did.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 5, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
They didn't allow it to go on
Tim banned him as soon as he saw it. We can’t expect him to moderate the forum in the middle of the night, it was well within an acceptable time frame.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 5, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's always been a bit of an adult blog.
I know I wouldn’t let my kids read it. Or my parents. It will confirm for them that I’ve wasted my life.
Also, as has been stated before, it’s kinda hard to moderate a blog at 4:00 am.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 5, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
...and absolutely yup
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Re: Ashamed
My apologies. I took action as soon as I read it.
If me or the rest of the guys not being awake in the wee hours of the morning means your kids won’t read BRB, that’s a consequence I have little choice but to accept.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 5, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Amen. Shalom. Peace.
Why continue to antagonize anyone who appears to be having a serious issue. Grow the hell up, will you.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That's why we should all rally around banning Jordann
That was cruel what he did
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
/dives into foxhole as flamer throwers appear over the horizon...
Not a ban, but a little sense of humilty, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Is that possible?
He has openly bragged about how he artfully drew NUTT into further discussion. He isn’t innocent. Sense of humility? No.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Deep breath, brother. It's done.
Need a Beatles link? ;- )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdopMqrftXs
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I love ya, Rip!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Fuckin' Awesome Tune and...
eerily applicable….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
My shenanigans are cheeky and fun
his shenanigans are cruel and tragic!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You partook in a conversation that posters are commenting on that this is the reason why they won't allow their children or parents read the blog
You could have just walked away.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I could've just walked away.
And I didn’t. Consider it a crime of opportunity and boredom. There’s no excuses for what I did, and I don’t even have any qualms about apologizing for taking things too far and antagonizing him repeatedly. But I had to say something, and I felt like taking the normal route wouldn’t have gotten the same impact that it did.
I did what I did. That’s it.
On a related note, Parents shouldn’t really let their kids read the comments section of this blog, or maybe even some of the posts. Parental Control, I think that’s what you call it. You know how people are here, it’s an uncensored public forum. And if you let your child wander around the interwebs without supervision, then you should be ready for the consequences.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
considering he didnt use personal attacks himself
I consider it an act of Darwinism. Jordann did us a favor leading him to the door.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I'm loving me some Darwin awards!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
This is my favorite award winner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkT2tII_GI&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
It looked like earlier you were just posting the image file itself, but you need the full address including the http:// part and everything after.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
glad u finally figured it out
I just feel like it blew it’s load before it got the zipper down…. lol
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
BUT IT MATTERS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAYS!
There really isn’t room for any logic or thicker skin here.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
No thanks.
We’re homophobic around these parts. And we don’t take kindly to your kind!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
OT but
Foster tweets a sliver of apic of his hammy and the world blows up……but a tweet from an Indy radio station saying Peyton Manning needs another surgery and could be out indefinitely and not a peep from ESPN….
by Biggity B on Sep 4, 2011 10:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lol its breaking news on the ticker..
My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games
How about Yahoo! Aren't they the ones that turned the tweat into big news>
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Ok they finally put it on there
But there was nothing when I first heard about it from another BRB member. Sure seems like they wanted to keep it quiet. Bill Polian was playing damage control.
by Biggity B on Sep 4, 2011 10:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nobody cared
about Slaton posting the pic of the bolts in his neck.
by TexanRudeboy on Sep 4, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
because....
Foster is a player who is under contract to not reveal things of that nature…the other thing is a radio station…not the same
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
For those interested...
Dorin Dickerson will be working out for the Steelers on Tuesday.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Probly being looked at as a ST contirbutor.
He’d probably never touch the field for them on offense. They are stacked at WR.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
and he will come back to haunt us
When the Steelers visit Reliant on october 2nd. They should have release Jacoby Jones. He can’t catch a cold much less a football.
by agent86 on Sep 4, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt he'd touch the field. He'd be behind
Cothery,Hines,Antonio Brown,Mike Wallace.
Besides before we talk about Jacoby’s short comings how about Dorin register a catch in a real game? Bad enough he struggle to get separation against 2nd and 3rd team CB’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Can you haunt someone from the practice squad?
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by riversmccown on Sep 5, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
He may not stay in the PS for long
Pittsburgh may need another receiver if one goes down hurt. OR, he can talk trash on October 2nd and cause Jacoby Jones to fumble a kickoff return. He does this from sticking a needle in a vooodoo doll. hahaha
Adibi picked up by Vikes
but the transactions page in the Texans page shows he was signed by Houston. THis page is always wrong when updated on who signes with who. He was signed by Minnesota not Houston. HOuston cut him.
Yes by challenging Ike taylor everyday
so that he actually becomes average against us.. wait that might take an act of god
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Weird way that punter thing worked out...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
That was kind of a first for me too....watching that go down
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
A Colts source tells CBSSports.com’s Mike Freeman that there is “potential” for Peyton Manning (neck) to miss 4-5 games “or more” to start the season.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Was not expecting that reality, eh?
Dammit. Kinda sux for 5head.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I guess someone ought to drop by over at the Indy Blog and offer condolences.
…aiyn’t offering neither. Send T’Nutt, yeah that’s the ticket….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I offered
They don’t want to talk about it
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Might not wanna go in there right now anyway...
I bet they’re opening up their wrists as we speak. Might be unspeakable carnage in there.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
There are still some there that are saying, wait until next Sunday and he doesn't suit up, then and only then will I believe it!
No kidding.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
You gotta admire good, old-fashioned homeristic myopia.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Noticed there were a lot of people lamenting about how the team wouldn't be worth watching without him
Yeah, they won’t be as good, but really?
If that's true, they will expose themselves to
potentially be labelled bandwaggoners…..the ones that went to so much trouble to remain as a group, come here and re-invent themselves as a fan group, I would imagine are not the ones saying that.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
They might be thinking it, though
After all, think about it, Kerry Collins! Kerry Collins! Kerry Collins!
Not the same is it?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
not so fast...what's Collins record againt the Texans?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
We're not going there.....
suffice it to say he’s managed to give us plenty trouble despite being as mobile as a tree sloth.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
This is 2011, now
Kerry already RETIRED. He was through two years ago, he said. He didn’t know why he came back LAST YEAR! Then he quit. He’s done. He is done and now he’s back. This is just my opinion. He was never Brett Favre and he is definitely not Brett Favre, now.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 4, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Deep down, I know that. Buckets of bleach have deeply scarred my perspective.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that and the fact that for many of those years
we couldn’t have sacked my grandmother in the pocket. And she’s dead.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
What's Collins' record against these Texans with a team that he doesn't fit
and has no chemistry with yet?
I put as much stock in a QB's record as I do a pitcher's record.
The Titans’ offensive line and running game are light years ahead of the Colts’. The Colts have a much strong receiving corps. We’ll see which one helps him more.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I'm not even sure about the receiving corps argument
Peyton Manning can make some pretty mediocre guys look downright brilliant.
eewwww
baseball reference
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
by TEXANSNUTT on Sep 4, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure.
I just think that there are some Colts fans who have grown up with one of the greatest QBs in the history of the NFL as the QB for their team, and at some point that will change. I will be pretty disgusted if they stop following the team after Manning retires.
Totally agree with you.
I was there the whole time Favre was there. And I’m just as passionate a fan now than I was before. Of course, having Rodgers right behind him certainly helped, but if the 9ers got him, and we had to settle for shudders Alex Smith, I’d still be there through the bad times as well.
What the hell?
My post completely disappeared! I had said that I was there the whole time Favre was around, and I’m just as passionate now than before. Of course, it helps that we had Rodgers behind him, but had fate not looked upon us, and had the 49ers gotten Rodger, and we had to settle for “shudders” Alex Smith, I’d still be a huge fan going through that depressing era.
Yea I know
but on my original post that I replied to, I had typed in that body of text, but it didn’t post.
There's a weird /OU'd here somewhere, I know it.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, the Texans don't really have any past glory to reflect on, so yeah...
This observation is off topic, but I’m not sure how any Texans fan could ever be considered a bandwagoner. The wagon never got out of the wagon factory.
thats why most of us are...
SINCE DAY ONE!!!!! I wanna get a custom jerzey that has the name plate “since day” and the number 1, but I’m 5 10 220 so I will get 01 cuz it looks better
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Sadly, a painful truth relevant to all Houston football through the years.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha
Sorry, I was commenting that my own observation was off-topic, yours seemed spot on.
We're going to dress that bitch up for a parade this winter, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If the unthinkable becomes reality
I’ll call some of my agriculturally inclined friends and turn my cul-de-sac into Pamplona.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow I must be blunted
I just dont get this one. I want to, I’m trying to…just dont.lmao
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
The band wagon...I was looking for more of a parade float..
blunted…is that like doobied?…:- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Bonged maybe. Or maybe just double jointed.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 4, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
happens to me when the connection gets old or Microsoftiepause kicks in...
Refresh. It’s probably still there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That's right , NUTT
Kerry Collins will be target practice for the Texans. Put that on your bulletin board Colts!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
/sharks beginning to frenzy...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
if I could do photoshop
I’d get a pic of Peytin and a dismembered corpse and do majic
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
OH PLEASE!!!!!!
I WILL LOVE THAT….and thanks for thinking of me. I havehad to fix holes in my walls and friendships over that fn guy. The game where Dunta caused 3 fumbles and they kept calling it an incomplete pass……so awesome ud wanna send me….blushing
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
just hope he heals up right
I like the guy.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Dude, bad karma to wish for injuries
I want Vince Young to fail in every way imaginable, but I wouldn’t even wish an injury on him.
Dude...I have
8 screws and a plate in my ankle, a herniated disk with 2 compression fractured vertebre and I cut my arm thru the bone on a circ saw last year….FUCK KARMA!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Nicknamed "Lucky", right?
..sorry dude, couldn’t hep mysef.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
lmao
it’s all good. I can take the best. Look at my intro here.lol I have a black cloud….sorry it makes it so far south
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Those bolts probably rust, so much salt on the roads...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Some more.
The Colts originally thought Kerry Collins would play a game or two in place of Manning. That’s no longer the case. “I can tell you the coaches are preparing for a longer period of life without Manning,” writes Freeman. “They are hoping for the best but now fearing the worst.” It’s time to lower expectations for Reggie Wayne, Austin Collie, Pierre Garcon, and Dallas Clark. Kerry Collins is now on the radar as a low-end QB2.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
finally getting to watch the game....
I can see why Nading was cut. He has been in position to make a ton of plays. He is clearly not an OLB
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Okay, it's kinda strange way of doing it, though, don't you think?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I can only guess they felt Maynard had won the job and he f'd up in the Vikings game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Does this happen often?
Because releasing a guy and then cutting his replacement and re-signing within the span of 4 days reeks of indecision.
Something had to happen outside of the game, right?
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Remember that Maynard evidently phoned it in on the hold for Rackers against the Vikings too
Rackers was yelling at him as they left the field.
I think he just decided to stop trying again.
Peter King now reporting that Manning's back is injured as well
He’s the King of Derp, but there you go
If we don't win this division now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 4, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
Rec'd for troofiness
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
thought about it...
didnt know how loose ppl were with the Recs.lol
Reccin bitches!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I'm guessing
They cut Hartmann though he was pretty close in competition with Maynard, but Maynard won out with his inside 20 accuracy. When Maynard screwed up that hold in gm4 vs the Vikings, it was doom for him. The Texans then figure they can wait and see if any punters are available after the 80 to 53 cuts. When there weren’t any, they re-signed Hartmann.
As for keeping Braman over Nading, perhaps they saw more upside to Braman whereas Nading may have peaked as far as his talents can take him already.
I, too, am confused about how we handled the Punter situation, however...
… I don’t understand why anyone’s confused over why Braman’s on the roster.
Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!
word
Braman Made this team. Not to mention he was “brought here” by a coach. I’m also puzzled with the punter situation
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
joe likes braman.
he’s gonna be a special teams monster, mark my words.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 4, 2011 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That at least makes one...
If Hartmann still does kickoffs, we should keep Rackers in on ST because he’s evidently the only guy that know how to tackle
by Karsh on Sep 4, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
you must've missed when Hartmann laid a guy out in preseason.
announcers thought it was Rackers but it was Hartmann. Those damn announcers also kept calling Ward Foster after he left the 49ers game.
F*cking announcers
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember that, he sure did lay the guy out, just before he could escape out of bounds, pushed him right into the crowd, he did...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Of all the bubble players
Releasing Nading?
He is the man (behind Mario)
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
They can
But Nading kicked a$$ in preseason
He earned a spot on the roster.
And they keep Slaton? gimme a break.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
not really
if you pay close attention. He didnt always beat his guy. Alot of his success was the scheme…
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
right....
but if someone else was in that position he could have done more with the opportunities he had
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
Which someone else?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
true....
that sucks. I’m just hoping with the first team there will be sombody else to help the play
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
can't really say that
Mario was in the same scheme and he didn’t get any sacks. Gholston was probably in the same scheme Terrell Suggs was in and he couldn’t get a sack in 3 years whereas Suggs is a perennial Pro Bowler.
When did Gholston get on the field. He didn't
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
did you guys?
Really think Nading out played Braman in the preseason? even at 230 Braman was a beas…imagine what the NFL coaching will do for him now that he can be a professional football player
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
After the jets game he really didn't stand out.
Although neither did Nading. I still think we may be bringing in someone else.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah and it was against scrubs.
He’s been a good ST player though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yes - Nading did
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
not to me…just sayin. I watch schemes and I saywNading blow at least 5 sure good plays tonight alone. that was against Minnesotas 2nd stringers. I think Braman will put on 10 lbs and be a situational monster
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
tonight?
That is awesome
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
didn’t get to evaluate the Nading/Braman for myself thing till today….oh yeah I’m a coach, this is my team and I make decisions.lol You aint heard….lmao
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
You guys have never been in the playoffs before--
but from where I stand, it looks like there is no bigger lock to make the playoffs in the entire league, this year. Pretty remarkable.
Now there are rumors that Manning could miss the whole year.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
Rumors
Are rumors
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. And really, you guys don't need the help.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
On SB they are reporting how Bodog took down the Colts and Texans off their board while they rethink what they want the line to be on wins and losses!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 5, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been attempting to bet on us winning the AFC south for two weeks
But its been off the board on Bodog for about that long. the entire division is off the board. Sucks.
You guys know what though?
If Manning is indeed out 4 to 5 weeks, our first playoff berth will be forever tainted with the “Oh Manning was hurt” excuse for them not winning the division.
by jkcheng122 on Sep 5, 2011 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
And my response will always be
Who gives a F*ck?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And, their division championships are tainted because they had Manning! How's them apples?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Exactly!
Last time I checked they were called the Indianapolis Colts not the Indianapolis Mannings!
by DerrickDoll 7 on Sep 5, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe the Colts only ever won the division because we had David Carr
and Travis Johnson
by WhiskeyR on Sep 5, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
O/T: Looking for articles on how your defensive transition has been going.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
Don't believe negative reports about Mario's transition to OLB
especially if you’re citing your source as the comicle
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
NO!!!
Believe them!!! we suck….yall have the best team ever….Don’t worry That big birth defect is OK
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
ISWYDT
He’s right! We suck!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
We'll suck it all the way to the best record, too...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
At this point I'll be dissapointed if we are a wild card team
We SHOULD win this division now, but we know how the texans operate
by TheDream34 on Sep 5, 2011 12:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm getting twelve wins.
Let’s say three losses to the AFC North/NFC South (tough draw), plus one division loss.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
I've had 11-5 in my head.
Mostly because I made a bet with a Steelers fan I work with, so I kinda have to pick the Texans to win that game (not sure I wouldn’t anyway, the Steelers don’t match up well with us).
But that was before this Manning news. If he’s out for an extended period, I could see us sweeping the Colts, which leaves my predicted losses at the Saints, Ravens, Falcons and Jags (because we always split with them). In typical Texans style, we’ll win one game we shouldn’t and lose one or two games we shouldn’t, so I guess I’m sticking with 11-5.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Jacksonville is not beating you this year.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
Neither is Pittsburgh
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 5, 2011 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
That would make me happy, as I hate them more than any franchise in sports.
Still, you’re getting them early, and the new defense is unproven.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
8-8
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
B-B-B-Buzzkill
And yet I’m hopeful but not yet confident that our defense has improved enough.
I am...
Our “new” D isn’t that far from what we had. (hybrid) just now we have someone who actually can caoch it
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
I am.
Not a pessimist. Just a realist.
Predicted 6-10 last year, and I was still disappointed.
8-8 won’t win the division, but it might be enough to get the wildcard.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You know what?
I don’t care if it’s P8on Manning, Kerry Collins, Curtis Painter or some guy in a track suit! The pressure is coming!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
we could always come back with....
Peyton was scared shitless. Then reference how he got fucked up last year. AND how his broken neck would have left him paralized after the 3-4 defense we run( that has always gave him fits) would have left him a lifeless corpse on the Texans logo at center field!!!! Fuck the Colts! Fuck the Titans and FUCK THE JAGS!!!!!
I'm legendary bitch!!!!
the only thing i see wrong with this.
is that he moved the team to the 50 yard line where the logo is. I would say we would laid him out in the endzone with a safety.
Some Colts fans think they are better with Kerry Collins at QB, rather than Peyton.
Um……ok.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
They've already hit Bargaining...
that’s a good sign.
by Karsh on Sep 5, 2011 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was wondering if the colts go conservative.
i mean are we now going to be more in our base d compared to the nickel if peyton is not there now?
But
With Peyton out of the game you can essentially hone in on the run and shut that shit down. Without Peyton, the Colts are going to have a severely uphill climb this week.
Ahh…it’s football time. FOR REAL BITCHES!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
we will see
dont forget kerry is no scrub he can do the basic stuff pretty sure, The thing that hurts them is all check off peyton does.
I would like to take this time to thank
Jordann and the hardcore internet gansta from NY for the highly entertaining morning read. I didnt did read more than the first line. It was seriously not so seriously :joker: the worst best thing on the internet. It was so bad awesome it made me want to vomit eat my own vomit.
P.S. TEXANNUTT, you don’t have to come to my house to defend your e-honor, its just a joke.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Sep 5, 2011 8:05 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
He doesn't appreciate your sarcasm.
And he might add another count of attempted manslaughter to his record if you don’t watch your tone.
I know that if I didn't do it
You, or somebody else would’ve done it! I was really fed up with the way he was acting. I know that I’m not speaking for everybody here, but I was just done with it
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I won't lie
if I had been up at that time of night I would have been the Robin to your Batman. The Ocho to your TO?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
...Booboo to Yogi...Panda style?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
The shake to my bake?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
The cocaine to your waffles
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...waffles?
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How dare you disparage waffles like that
Besides everyone should know by now that the only way to enjoy waffles is to make them out of beer batter, add chocolate chips & crumbled bacon, then top with bacon & Bailey’s whip cream, then cover with a Jack Daniels Maple Syrup. If you don’t know that, you don’t watch enough Epic Meal Time
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by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That does sound pretty damn good
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It looks even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow a plate made of bacon. epic win
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The things they make are tailor made for tailgating
Especially their Tur’Bacon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, now I will remember epic meal time
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Colt homer logic
This just in, we are more likely to lose week 1 now with Manning sitting:
Texans
Are bad. One winning season in team history. Never been to the playoffs. Always have high draft picks. Always have high hopes.
Manning is one player. You guys draft that One Player every year and it doesn’t help.
The Colts are kicking your asses even with Kerry Collins. In fact, in a lot of ways, the Colts can be better without Manning. Manning throws too much. He trusts his arm more than he trusts the line and the runningbacks. Collins is more balanced.
I like the Colts against the Texans even without Manning.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Sep 5, 2011 9:31 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Good read
Was this a Chris Chase article? Bspn?
by WreckNTexan on Sep 5, 2011 9:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rec'd for displaying the severity of Coltsfan's arrogance
That’s awesome.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I hope to Durga that Collins actually trusts that offensive line.
We might get to double-digit sacks in week one if he does. Rookie left tackles routinely get abused. Diem is awful. Linkenbach isn’t much better. Nobody knows a thing about Reitz, and at some point, even Saturday has to take a step back (he turned 36 this year). There’s some actual talent in that receiving core, but that offensive line is one of the worst in football in run-blocking and not much better in pass protection. Take away Manning’s pocket presence, and you’re looking at a boatload of sacks (and likely a whittling away of Collins’ health until you get to Orlovsky or Painter).
Sound logic
Good team – best QB = MORE wins.
Problem reality?
by BricAM on Sep 5, 2011 10:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Re-retort
Turning the page to Game 1
The Indy QB situation and yes, I’m a Texans fan, but…. if Indy trots out Kerry Collins in Game 1…. I expect Wade Phillips to treat him like the washed-up, over-the-hill, past-his-prime, weak-armed, wobbly-legged, new-to-the-system, has-been that he really is; and send the blitz crashing down on top of him like there’s no tomorrow.
- Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 9:52 AM CDT
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
What a homer
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 5, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I didn't read any of these comments
but I don’t have to to know that was an epic “/Nutt’d”
by WhiskeyR on Sep 5, 2011 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Am I detecting a man crush??
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ha ha
Just trying to make conversation. Really only been commenting regularly for about a month or two, still trying to figure out all the ends and outs.
I was a little disappointed with Jordann.
Nutt has some issues to be sure and I guess if it hadn’t been Jordann it may have been someone else. I just hate to see the continued antagonism of someone who has obviously blown of the handle. An enemy troll, maybe. But that’s quite a bit different.
Other news. Is Jim Irsay a freakshow or what. I couldn’t believe the insanity of his tweets. Not a wonder the Colts weren’t preparing for the possiblity that Manning may not start a handful of games to start the season. Apparently they did well to sign Collins when they did.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I see your point
I don’t usually condone this kind of behavior, I didn’t know Nutt would go off the rocker like that, I guess I should of expected something like that after the way he acted about a “pessimistic” fan post.
Yeah I think he did his team a diservice putting all that attention
by Catallac392 on Sep 5, 2011 11:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sorry was posting on my phone and it just automatically posted without me finishing
To me the colts should have addressed the back up position a whole ago, but tleast they got mr. Vodka. Lol we’ll see how that turns out for them.
by Catallac392 on Sep 5, 2011 12:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nutty chose the wrong Panda to tangle with...
Jordann is home here and his input is a vital, entertaining part of this community.
Nutty, on the other hand, was following a pattern of unstable behavior that he has demonstrated here and on other boards. I don’t know if it’s the result of a bad mixture of meds or an untreatable mental condition, but the fact is, from the behaviors I’ve seen, you have two choices in dealing with him: ignore him or be prepared to go to the mat like Jordann did.
We ALL have differing opinions about SOMETHING and if you can’t come in here and be civil in discussing those things, I am going to shed NO tears (except tears of joyful thanks) if Tim decides to make you the second person IN THE HISTORY of BRB to be banned.
Kumbaya…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I've had Nutty come after me elsewhere...
… not missing his input.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I actually feel kind of bad about the whole thing
I’ve been to New York and I like it fine for what it is. I was just having a little fun by Nutting him on any random subject but I guess I hit a nerve. It set off a firestorm though. sigh.
He shouldn't have overreacted to you
But at least you left the conversation at a certain point.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 5, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Again?
I guess it’s necessary. One of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard was the Aldine Sportsmanship Diatribe before every baseball game we played over their. Talk about PC.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
*there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Sad to hear...
That’s going to be a hell of a nightmare guideline to write and enforce.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I'm thinking there's a pretty clearly defined line there...
and if you don’t understand what that line is, you’re subject to the repercussions as the staff sees fit. I’m good with that.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm thinking that line gets pretty blurry when dealing with an internet bully...
…and I think that penalizing the target for not letting the psycho-off-his-meds have the last word is the wrong approach.
Frankly based on what Nutty said, I think that he needs some PoPo knocking at his door today for making terroristic threats if we REALLY want to get careful about this.
There are enough lawyers here to correct me if I’m wrong, but assault in the state of Texas can be as simple as stating intent to harm…
Anyone?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Those threats were very over the top
The kind of thing that is so ridiculous that you never take it seriously until it actually becomes serious. I think the guy has some genuine problems – or he was hammered. But at any rate, threats are even worse than personal attacks.
Agreed.
I really hope he gets whatever help he needs. That was certainly a sad display of rage.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yeah
I woke up this morring and read the shit storm that happend early this morring and I was like WTF. NUTT was way over the line on the shit he said dude has issues.
*off
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yup... Panda luuuv
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Call me sapping, but that's so sweet...
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8597
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
You know that you are old when:
1) You remember when that song was released
2) Instead of immediately nauseating you and making your ears bleed… It gives you wistful pause.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Yeah...I didn't listen to much of it either...LMAO.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
<33!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I'll take the props
as soon as everybody accepts my apologies!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I loved your exchange with the Nutt, it was a battle of wits and he went unarmed , l laffed till I had tears in my eyes lol
I cant blame you for putting him in his place so no apologies needed .
Thank you, kind sir!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
That whole conversation made my morning
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after a good ol' fashioned shift + A...
only thing i got from all that is jordann’s new nickname is Nut Nibbler. me likey.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 5, 2011 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Damn you, Chris!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Holy crap
I go to sleep when Texansnutt is beginning his downward spiral and come back to this?
Jordann, it was like you were poking a blind, starving bear with a stick. That was one of the saddest displays of, well, anything, that I’ve ever seen.
I just got home from work & saw the aftermath
Kinda felt like slowing down on the freeway to watch a car burn up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I want us to Sign Donnie Avery as the 5th starter if we havnt solved that issue yet
If he ends up heeling fully from the injury he could become the number 2 but the end of the season or beginning of next. Also would get more coog fans on our side. GO COOGS
Firesale! Everyone must go!
So from waiver wire reject
to our #2 huh? Man the Dickerson hype replaced so quickly.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I was saying that because of how high he was for them and he was making plays
Prob be better as a number 3 but still i think he would be a good player to get. If JJ gets his hands to start catching more passes then there really isnt much room for a guy like him to move up but still. Really hoping that Lestar and Toliver make an impact in the future
Firesale! Everyone must go!
by astrosfan1989 on Sep 5, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Im still suprised that Dickerson didnt even make the PS
He must have really dont nothing to impress Gary
Firesale! Everyone must go!
by astrosfan1989 on Sep 5, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I almost dont even consider Owen Danials as a TE anymore. He is basically a slot guy for us
Firesale! Everyone must go!
by astrosfan1989 on Sep 5, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Somewhere in NY, at an inmate computer terminal
The internet gangsta is logged in as a Guest reading all of this aftermath and plotting Jordann’s demise. Before he gets shanked by a toothbrush knife for the 6th time.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Sep 5, 2011 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
sounds like a man of experience
a toothbrush knife, I would never survive….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
...meanwhile in his compound, Jordann...
…carefully loads his 50 caliber sniper rifle while scanning the horizon from his 360 degree view crows-nest.
He glances briefly toward the console with the detonation switches for the 300 carefully placed claymore minds while humming “Texas Our Texas” and sipping green-tea.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 5, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Come and get me
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Why? Just why?
Some things you just can’t unsee…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
/fumbles for the Elmo gif...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Hurry, man!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Here...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Broken link...blinding pain...oh, that's better...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Sep 5, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
ahhhhhhh...
thengkyoooo
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
That chick might be crazy
but god damn those things were built right.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
And is it just me or does he look like a pasty Worf?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I ought to ban you for this picture alone.
But I won’t. Instead I will take these needles and jam them into my eyes to relieve the pain.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 5, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Where'd you get a personal photo of me?!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Googled, "Come and get me".
The cartridges on the shelf was the thing that sealed it.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ah, total give away indeed.
Apologies to you if you thought that I took it too far. And I admit that I did
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
S'all good. Defending the turf combined with testosterone...
…wisdom ain’t an easy trick and it’s much easier to judge from the outside than to battle self once I’ve stepped over the line in anger.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Heck yeah!
He glances briefly toward the console with the detonation switches for the 300 carefully placed claymore minds while humming "Texas Our Texas" and sipping green-tea.
You know me so well, Dillo!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I just saw my typo... "minds"? Probably Freudian
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
You know
If a person happens to come across this blog for the first time and sees that we’ve managed over 500 comments on a post about signing a punter and releasing a backup lineman, they’re going to think, “Wow! What a blog!”
uhhh.
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We're just THAT active...
Clorox… How ya’ like us NOW?!?!
Wish you’d bought that ad-space now dontcha bitches!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
HOLY SHIT!!
WOW…..I can’t believe I missed this thread last night! That was THE best internet meltdown I have EVAR seen!!
RAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!
: )
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
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Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 5, 2011 4:19 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Here, Here
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 5, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd. Keep us all mindful of the potential pitfalls out there challenging the apparently unarmed...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
After I type up my apology!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Now we're on
Come at me bro!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
this dude...
he sounds like the sort of guy that gets picked on all day long.. but he acts like a thug. but then he still has that lisp so it becomes funny again.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 5, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Apologies are in order
So here they go:
I apologize to the BRB community, the staff, and to Tim for taking it as far as I did. I admit to antagonizing him and pushing his patience to the limit. I was fed up with his hostility towards the members of this community. I just felt like I had to say something so I did. But I ended up overdoing it and here are my reasons(not excuses): I couldn’t sleep. I was trying to pass time, and I thought it was fun. I clearly wasn’t thinking right so I just went on and on and on and on, and I couldn’t stop myself.
So I really do apologize for my actions. Take it for what it’s worth. If what I did was a bannable offense, then I’ll take my punishment and not bitch about it. If not, I can almost assure you that I’ll never take the troll route as far as I did again.
P.S. Trolling means never having to say you’re sorry! But I digress.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Forgiven.
…and rec’d. Cute little booger.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I forgive you and appreciate your sincerity
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Thanks.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
pfft
I find apologizing on the internet a deduction of awesomeness. I reward you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Do you feel dumber after reading my apology?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Still a fan...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Thanks Dillo!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
No worries man
I thought it was pretty funny the way you played him like a drum. The things he was saying was really pissing me off as I read it this morring. Had I been awake when you and NUTT were going at it I would of chimed in and probbaly got myself banned in the process. So to make a long story short I forgive you and am pretty sure the whole BRB community forgives you as well.
Best NUTT'D EVAR!!! Jordannnnn FTMFW!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 5, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
BUT!.. didn't you see the Ghost!?
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 5, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
just read all 600 comments...
ashamed that this happened on BRB…. that being said, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
geez...600+ replies...when did the party start, and why wasnt I invited?
I think it went down something like this:
Smith: We are still one over our limit
Kubes: Yeah, but we have two punters. I like the young guy. He has promise. What’s his name, Maynard? I forgot my menu…so I guess we cut Hartmann.
a week later:
Kubes: Ohh!! we cut the wrong punter, the new guy was actually Hartmann. Any chance we can get him back?
Smith: Sure Gary, I will give it a shot
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