Peyton Manning Officially Out for Week 1
Bring on the Kerry Collins Experience. Per Evan Silva per BSPN.
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Um OK - so it is official
I guess we will have to be satisfied with the front seven crushing some Collins
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Vodka Collins on ice -- I LIKE IT!
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Mind if I join you?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not at all.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
yay
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
What is odd
Is I am already tired of hearing this…
It is nice that it should give a great advantage to the Texans, but seems like it has been going round and round forever.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Better just mute the TV on Sunday then...
…because I expect it to be referenced about eleventy-billion times when the Mannings Vodkas have the ball.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
"You see that's a play Manning would have made"
“Manning wouldn’t have gotten sacked there”
“Addai was tackled in the backfield because without Manning the Texans will just tee off on the runs”
etc…
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just do what I do
Watch the game muted.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
....because your wife likes the sound of your voice so much better, ri-i-i-i-i-ght.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
WOOOOOO!
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I watched this live maybe back in 2006 or so lol. Hilarious.
In GOD I TRUST>In BB i trust......faith where it belongs!!
Lewis Hamilton~ 2011 F1 Champion!!!
Life is about who makes it, not who makes it the fastest! Drive slow homie.
I am perfectly fine with this
This whole season looks like it’s going to be a gimmie to the Texans in this division, and I am okay with that.
Especially if it leads to a home playoff game. I’ll take just one even.
Colts Week 2 starting QB...
Collins makes Manning look like Mike Vick… he gets hurt in the 2nd quarter.
Curtis Painter plays the entire 3rd quarter… and is released by the team at the start of the 4th…
So, the Colts week 2 starting QB is….
David Gerrard here we come!
Joining those who hope for a change at Stampedeblue, so that the vibrant online Colts community can put its best foot forward.
Sounds about right
Plus, Garrard has a good track record against us.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
The real question is
how long will he be out?
Oh and I SMELL BLOOD!
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Alright...
I’m sure that we’re all expecting a win now on Sunday (and rightfully so). But with this team’s luck, I’m not going to say anything until after the game Sunday, lest I tempt Durga’s wrath.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
So, you're not counting on a first round playoff bye?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Ask me on Sunday night, can’t talk right now. Durga is listening…
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 1:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dont know if this will work
But my reaction: rtsp://v5.cache7.c.youtube.com/CjgLENy73wIaLwncNOUhCfgXoRMYJCAkFEIJbXYtZ29vZ2xlSARSB3Jlc3VsdHNg4OGlodX0hatMDA==/0/0/0/video.3gp
by BricAM on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Didn't
I can’t help you out, either.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Bric...
…if it’s a video, make sure your using the video icon (far right) and then pasting the hyperlink in the popup.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
God smiles upon our team!!!
This divison is being handed to us on a silver platter!! Our other hated divisional opponets are all in a state of turmoil, especially at their quarterback position. Matt Schaub is now the best QB in the AFC South. We have a chance to shift the balance of balance of power and NOW is the time for the Texans to DESTROY and pillage all who dare to stand in our path. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS SEASON IS THE SEASON OF THE TEXANS, WITH OUR REVAMPED DEFENSE AND OUR THREE HEADED OFFENSIVE MONSTER, THERE WILL BE KNOW STOPPING US AND HATERS EVERYWHERE WILL BOW BEFORE THE MAGNIFICENCE OF OUR DOMINANCE.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
by Bo$$man on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I guess you were let out of the basement...
But I can’t help but smile at your post.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 7, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Thank you, brother
Bo$$man has returned and I would like to thank BFD for giving me the opportunity of rejoining my BRB admin just as the season is ripe and near. In my exile I had time to contemplate what I had done and how I had treated people. I have returned a changed man, and NOW ALSO WITH A NEW A IMPROVED AVATAR. IM JUST VERY PUMPED FOR THE SEASON TO START. WE ARE GOING TO KICK ALOT OF ASS AND I HOPE ALL OF OUR PLAYERS ARE HEALTHY FOR OUR PLAYOFF RUN!!
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
by Bo$$man on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Right on, brother!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Everyone deserves a second chance, I ’spose. And every blog needs more viking warrior cheerleader types around, for sure. Welcome back.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Where would we be without your enthusiastic attitude?
I’ll tell you where. This whole board thinks that if they utter one word about winning the playoffs, all bets are off and this Texans team is DESTINED TO LOSE! Well, that’s not what is going to happen. You know why? Because, WE HAVE PASSIONATE FANS LIKE BO$$MAN, THAT’S WHY!!!! YOU PEOPLE (BRBers with the sit tight and wait attitude) ARE GOING TO GET LEFT BEHIND!!! THIS WAGON IS ROLLING AND ROLLING IT’S GONNA KEEP ON DOING! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 7, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think the Volkswagen is fine automobile.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Bo$$man 2.0...
Stop following behind Bo$$man like a horny teenager chasing some tail :D
...more like an ambulance chasing a drunk driver
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 7, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I will start the timer
until you get /NUTT’d.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Sep 7, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
How?!!?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He held up his end of our deal
I’m holding up mine. Only fair.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Um OK
I was just confuzed is all
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
/sigh
/erases one BanHammer icon from side of Tim’s BFD’s red Fokker Triplane
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I got this reference.
Because I rock. That’s why. And I’m a history geek.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I was expecting someone to get it because...
… they liked the Royal Guardsmen
Anyone? Anyone?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
How long until Christmas shows up on the radio?
Because you have to get the full version of that song at least once.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 7, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
HEEEEE'SSSSS BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!1!11111$$$$
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
*golf claps*
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Seriously guys,
Read this in Macho Man’s voice! It’s perfect. Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Only if I get to munch some slim jims
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
too late
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Hi Dillo =)
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Don't think I don't see through your evil plans...
You’re a bad, bad mans…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Evil plans?
Me? No waaaaay!
This panda is smart enough not to get in the ring against Macho Man. No sirreeee!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
New bag of popcorn...
/crunch… crunch… crunch… crunch…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I hate popcorn!
It gets stuck in between my teeth too much!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
It's one of the few snacks I still have in my life...
It’s pretty tasty freshly popped out of the microwave with some Parmesan cheese sprinkled on it.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Parmesan cheese on popcorn.
I shall try that soon. Sounds yummy!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
It's sooooo good!
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Get one of these, coconut oil, popcorn, and do it yourself. You’ll consider microwave popcorn dead after that, and it’s even healthy!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
nom nom nom
Looks like a good football snack…although I doubt I’ll be eating this Sunday.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh... is coconut oil healthy?
I thought it had one of those bad fats in it…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
as long as you buy it from some hippie "all natural" store then you're OK
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, too...
True!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Damn reply fail
So basically the only thing they didn’t claim it could do was make my dick bigger, or teach me how to invest like a pro. Got it.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
if you apply it there, it just might, just like your normal third Saturday of the month
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
It's not a miracle worker.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
...ya had to know this was coming...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
You people make popcorn intriguing
And I don’t like popcorn at all.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I can't do microwave popcorn, sorry...
I’m a popcorn snob and microwave popcorn is garbage. That’s my opinion on popcorn, not you Dillo. This doesn’t change my perception of you, at all.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
/laughing... Cuz there ain't no "down" button on the elevator in the basement...
I’m on a diet. I’ve found a reasonable sized serving of microwave popcorn that’s about 200 calories. With the Parmesan extra I’m able to have that on a regular basis and still peel off pounds. Trust me… if FLAVOR was my deciding factor… there are many other options I’d pursue.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Is that a dead monkey's head in the center?
/nightmares
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Sep 7, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it's 3 lbs of Angus beef bacon & cheese in the middle
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
/wipes chin
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Can't wait for game-day threads
It’s gonna get better
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
LOL
I did!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Jon I would like to formally apologize
To what I said about your city and about the community of the great city of New Orleans. Those comments were inexcuseable and completely out of line, and though I will be rooting for the Texans to demolish the Saints in week three, I wish no ill upon the fans who choose to represent such a prestigious organization and shining example of a team, one that the Texans would be proud to follow.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
by Bo$$man on Sep 7, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 25 recs
Rec'd
Welcome back!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Hell yeah rec'd.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Okay, now we need to start working on the NUTT....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Wow.
Rec’d for change of leaf!
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
yup... you got it
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
u hit the bulls eye nolander
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 7, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm near speechless.
Way to turn things around. I see someone is serious about their second chance! welcome back.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 7, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the hell did all that vocabulary come from?
There at least two in there with 5 sil-lab-buls. Welcome back $$!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Who are you, and what did you do to Bo$$man?
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit
This. 100 times.
Beyond perfect
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Ohhh hell yes baby!!
WEL COME BACK BO$$MAN!!! GOOD TO SEE YA!
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
by Carter Liles on Sep 7, 2011 4:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's official
If Kubiak loses the AFC South, he cannot keep his job.
by Karsh on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
FIRE MUBARAK!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 7, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
FIRE 'EM ALL!!!
LET’S CLEAN HOUSE AND START OVER !!! RIGHT NOW!!!
KUBIAK SUCKS!!!
SCHAUB SUCKS!!!
WADE SUCKS!!!
ANDRE S…. can’t do it… even for a gag.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 7, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
ANDRE (davis) sucks!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 7, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
apostrophe
REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM
Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.
For all of our sakes, I really hope that this year is the year that the Texans get it done.
I don’t think my sanity can handle being in this position and coming away with a losing record. This is the best team that Houston has ever fielded, the rest of the division is looking weak, and we have to get it done. There are literally no excuses left.
FIRE MUBARAK!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I think that was a given from sometime in March.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
photobucket hates you lately.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Opening Day
As long as beer flows threw my veins, and a W on the scoreboard. Great weekend ahead.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Head to the OT's!
They miss you there! At least let them know that you’re back and that you’ve returned as a change man!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
//facepalm
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Did you see the apology above?
I think the basement dwellers deserve something along those lines as well
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I cant go on those threads
My internetz always crashes because of all the comments. When a new one is created I might find it it in me to see how our Colts brethern or dealing with Peyton Mannings death, I mean injury
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
"Peyton Mannings death, I mean injury"
Hah!
Yeah, don’t go there right now. There’s about 1300 comments in that thread right now and 300 of em are pics. Takes forever to load.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
We might let them come up for air and they can read it here.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Sounds humane enough.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
....only to stuff them back down so they can experience a Manningless Colts defeat this weekend!!!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
It's kinda like...
…watching a drunken BESF fan being told he can “make it” if he runs across I-35…
…you want to look away and feel you should intervene, but just can’t make yourself ruin the party.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 7, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lulz
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
If you break this one, we're not getting you a new one.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I don't break stuff.
I just take em apart for the purpose of reverse engineering!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Well, I must say when it comes to disassembly...
…you got mad skills…
…I’m just going to put you on speed-dial when I need someone “dealt with” from now on.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
713377NUTT
is my number
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Well... I guess that it's possible that we may see Nutty back here soon too.
… I may need a break.
… I only have so many IQ points to sacrifice.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Wait till game-day threads!
Fun, fun!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I remember...
…sadly the best games I remember were:
- the Redskins game (obvious reasons)
- the games after the bandwagoneers had wandered off
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
The redskins game was ridiculously good.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I was at that game
Best live game of football I’ve gotten to see.
The defense played like crap, but wow was it exciting.
Just called
Didn’t realize you were an elderly hispanic woman.
by BricAM on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
This is just the scenario that usually has us spitting fire and belching on bleach because somehow the Texans find a way to screw it up...
However I think this Team is different?
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
He resigned after a kerfuffle with some of the commenters.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So being a blogger is tougher than being a Texans Fan?
I mean, I can sometimes look back to the Rosencopter and smirk a lil bit… so I’d think I have tough acid scarred skin
You do need a thick skin for this kind of thing.
People don’t always agree with your opinions and if someone criticizes it, you can’t take it personally. Plus you have to deal with heartbreaking crap like the Rosencopter, et. al.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
So he got defensive when someone challenged his position
And things must have degraded from there. Thats too bad, Still Blue was a good writer.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
He was a good writer.
Kinda sad how things turned out.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Pretty much.
He was a damn good writer, but a lot of times you have to check emotion at the door, especially when doing analysis on the scale he did.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 7, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
You can say that, seeing how almost no analysis goes into your writing....
j/k UT
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I thought you were banned.
Did you get un-banned? Is that even possible?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 7, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Anything is possible
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 7, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I think they put him on parole
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and part of the problem is...
…that people don’t take the time to disagree with the writer’s opinion, they aim the attack at the writer personally. There’s no need for that.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Am I the only one
That feels like a 12 year old girl that just saw Justin Beiber in person whenever a real, live BRB writer personally responds to one of my comments?
And no, I will not tell you how I know how that feels.
by TexansPride on Sep 7, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's pretty much just you.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Laughing... the evolution of a meme
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Laughing so hard
I’m crying.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
And what are you laughing at you....
you….. Big…. Fat…. Drunk….
Damn. that didn’t work out the way I thought it was going to
Once...
on a fluke that you even called haha
I noticed your COD tone changed real quick tho lol u got NCAA?
nah traded that shit in for madden.
online dynasty kept freezing up on me. You will probaly kick my butt in COD but i ain’t no pushover either.
rec'd cuz one of my favs...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
damn yall
quite talking about Call of Duty my WiFi went out and I dont have a extra ethernet cord.
(walks to corner of room sits and pouts)
tell me about it
I’m a beast on COD.
Fells like God is punishing me for doing fools so nasty on that game.
/laughs
Just do some war-driving
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I ordered these for a friend
Work really, really well:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002BFMZR8
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Let's do this!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Not "chest"... "chess!"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
You're welcome.
Now who do I make this out to?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 7, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Manning Statement
It sounds to me like he is someone who thinks he will be out for a while…
http://espn.go.com/blog/afcsouth/post/_/id/27649/manning-makes-a-statement-about-being-out
I certainly can't imagine he'd only be out a week or two.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's my fault.
Last year, I drafted Sidney Rice.
This year, I drafted Peyton Manning.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Just Andre.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's have a word outside, Banksie.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
/winks signficantly at PUD
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR!!
/wait is the word outside a good thing?
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
suuuure it is Banksy... Just let me hold onto your wallet and valuables while you go with 'em...
/wags innocently
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Um, not in this case.
/ass-whoopin’
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
kinky.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
appreciate that
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 7, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
As much as I want whatever is best for the Texans
I definitely hope Manning makes a full recovery and finishes his career with the same kind of play he’s become legendary for. He is good for football.
I hope Manning makes a full recovery and finishes his LIFE with fully functional limbs.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Thanks.
At this point, I’d be thrilled to have him back for next season.
It would be a sad day for football fans everywhere if we all have already watched his last game.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Not many athletes do.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Unfortunately
This is true
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea unfortunately...
I still wish the whole Favre thing ended better
Soooooooo...
Miami’s in our division now
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
ya....i heard that..it amazes me how dumb sum of them r. i jus laugh it off
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The link above to Mannings statement on ESPN.com
Near the end one of the Talking Heads says, “If not the Texans, who then, Miami?” referring to who wins the AFC South division.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
"You never know"
actually there are some things in life that you do know for sure, lol. Talking head make to many money. grunt
Well wishes to 18 on his recovery
and Kubiak better have this team ready for Sunday. A loss will not stand.
"Lord, beer me strength."
currently doing mental gymnastics
trying to figure out how the Texans are going to screw up a golden opportunity to take the most gift wrapped division in the entire NFL. Still haven’t figured it out yet… I’ll let you know.
OU SUCKS!!!!!!
Just enjoy the ride!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So how long do we have to wait...
Before we can start calling Manning “injury-prone”?
Depends on how you calculate the Schaub coefficient.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So if he misses 2 more games?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Nightmare scenario?
Peyton’s career ends with this injury (purely for speculation—not wishing anyone such ill), Colts finish with worst record in the NFL and draft Andrew Luck. 20 years from now we’re debating who was the best QB in Colts history, Peyton or Luck? (Unitas who?) (Sorry, Bert Jones.)
aka quikkag
Sadly... not that far-fetched
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I, for one,
fully support the 49ers winning the Suck for Luck sweepstakes. I’m not sure what the hubbub is about, but based on what everyone else is saying, I would be perfectly satisfied to be stashed in the NFC where we only have to see him once every 4 years in the regular season.
Jags or the Besfs might suck enough to get the first pick too...
Let’s not forget that our entire division short of the Texans is possibly a league bottom dweller.
Luck,landry,k.moore,and gabbert n locker
Odds are that the colts will draft a qb early next year and the quality of that player is increasing along wiyh those odds. So I believe we wil be in a division with 3 1st rd qbs, and any 1st rnd qb tutored by peyton will be trouble. So yes we must do what we can while we can!
by Hstntxns on Sep 7, 2011 1:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yes, I fear any QB drafted 1st overall.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 7, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice picture of Jordann
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 7, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Im sorry...
I had to laugh. I just had to. YOU SUCK DAVID, Ruined the best years of my life!!!!
by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 8, 2011 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Oddly enough
Most betting sites still list the Colts as favorites to win the division, followed by the Texans. Personally, I’d jump on the Texans right now at these prices.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
www.battleredblog.com
Apparently,
Methopotamians think that with Garrard being cut, They are the favorites to win the AFCS.. I would provide a link but.. I’m lazy and at work. Sites like that are banned and cannot pass through the filters.
This is it
Just a Homer article at BEST’s site
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
*BESF's
ugh I can’t type today
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
lol nice article...
Well written…but seriously, he writes off the Texans running game when we have 3 guys that could be the feature back of this team and do very well? Ward has proven himself that he can get significant yardage on any given play, if what’s-his-name (the Texans announcer) can be believed then Tate is a no joke either and his preseason wasn’t a fluke.
That said, I have to say this guy really doesn’t know much about the Texans…and it wasn’t about CHOKING last year, Jesus Christ, the offense was under so much pressure to score 100 points every game it’s no wonder they failed 10 times out of 16. Our D was that bad. If Peyton was required to score that much with such a historically bad defense he would be viewed as a choke artist too. And it’s a bullshit label. The Texans balls dropped in the 4th more often than not. A loss is a loss, I’ll grant you that, but in the fashion that the Texans went out…we had some damn entertaining games.
But that’s what they need to say to have hope before game 1. And I’m OK with that. I don’t begrudge a team’s fans their hope. Even if it is FALSE hope.
That's the great thing about the preseason.
Everybody is drinking the kool-aid for their team and everybody can string together reasons why their team will succeed.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
What's funny about that
is that it basically puts the Glitter Kitties in the same boat as the BESFs. They’ll both be bad teams this year. And then of course, there is the division Juggernaut they’ll all have to worry about this year, with our new D.
With the exception of the Texans, this is going to be an extremely weak division. The Seahawks could probably win it.
That's why most betting sites suck
Not afraid to bluff
by ReneeNee on Sep 7, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Newb rec
Welcome, ReneeNee!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
And theres reality
Vegas, what happens in vegas stays in vegas! those odds are sorta odd!
by Hstntxns on Sep 7, 2011 1:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Speaking of Vegas and odds, can someone give me the league number and password for the BRB Pickem league, please?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
ditto, what is it?
I don’t see the league this year…I joined Friends of Texas/Houston, and I am the only one.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
by do on Sep 7, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
"Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz.
Aqui.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Also, ummmm....
Another Blazing Saddles reference from yesterday.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
but are we going to have a picks league
truly
i can handle the truth
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
by do on Sep 7, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
The above link is a pick 'em league like we had last year. Is that what you're looking for?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
and i even
did well in high school spanish. Sorry working my 20 hour into a 10 hour day job, and was distracted. Thanks.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
by do on Sep 7, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in that league
But the REAL fun of last years league were the weekly updates and awards. That kept me very interested and was a lot of fun.
I hope somebody does that for this league.
So do I
I think a have a real candidate for the Rex Grossman “Fuck It, I’m Going Deep” Award in Week 1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You're picking Indy?
That’s bolder then when I picked the Seahawks to beat NO in the playoffs with max points.
Oh hell no, I put 16 points on Houston
But I put 10 on Oakland to beat Denver
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you looking over my shoulder?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I've been a closet Raiders fan for a long time
Plus they went 6-0 in the division last year, so I think they can get a win in Week 1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the Raiders
And have since a long time ago, unless they are playing us, of course
But I also put 16 on the Texans
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I know the pick'em league organizer offered to work up something
But I’ll throw in my hat, too. Working overnights has it’s advantages, like hours straight of silence to work on things like this. Lol.
All new awards this year, though…fair warning.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Despite Peyton being the biggest obstacle in texans history
I hope he can recover, can’t help but like and respect the guy
by TheDream34 on Sep 7, 2011 2:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I hope he makes a complete & total recovery
After he retires
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
That's really not funny or appropriate
Not to be “that guy” but that’s douchey.
by Patrick Harrel on Sep 7, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I do think it was a figure of speech
Poorly chosen, but I think it was coincidental. Just my opinion.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Jim Caldwell must be the most nervous man in the world
Because without peyton, he has to actually, you know coach lol
by TheDream34 on Sep 7, 2011 2:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
lol
BUT Peyton will be on the sideline…I’m betting he takes over the coaching responsibilities. No moar stoopid time outs.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
From your lips
to Peyton’s ears.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont mind us getting a break to our 11-5 season.....
take all we can get. Plus the first six games will be tough (sans miami)
YEEBEEDABA our D is DOO DOO
I am a Colts fan and this team will suck bad without Peyton. He will not play this year. I think we are going to be bad enough to get the number 1 pick in next years nfl draft. I know for sure that we get a top 5 pick. Good luck to your team. I think the one thing your team lacks to make a deep playoff run is a killer instinct. Kubiak and Philips are just too laid back. Some of those losses at the end of games last year are definately on the coaches. The Colts this year really will be unwatchable. A lot of Sunday and Monday night games that will be blowouts.
by SRBradford on Sep 7, 2011 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
/thinking same thing
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Dingy might have been laud back
But he can actually coach, unlike kubiak
by TheDream34 on Sep 7, 2011 2:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Now, that is troof.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Kubiak has twice the SB rings Caldwell has
He can coach just fine. He just cannot evaluate defensive coordinators and defensive position coaches very well.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 7, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dungy might have been laid back
But he can actually coach, unlike kubiak
by TheDream34 on Sep 7, 2011 2:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pity he can't play QB...
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Thats true but they had one of the greatest Qb of all time
Everybody is going to find out how good Peyton really is. Hey hides so many of their deficiencies. He makes Coach Caldwell look a lot better than he really is. I do think you guys have a good team but Kubiak is just an average coach. At least he is better than Caldwell.
As they said on the MCM post linked above.
People are about to see why Peyton should be voted MVP every single year. There is no single player in the NFL (possibly NFL history) that is as important to his team as Peyton Manning is to the Colts. With Peyton, the Colts are a potential 12-4 team; without him, they’re 4-12 at best.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I think they can win 6
The schedule isn’t terribad….and the defense is still fast enough to get to a QB on the turf if you’re dumb enough to not run against them
"Lord, beer me strength."
I disagree...
The offense is potent…he takes chances when he needs to, and yes, he fucks up…but were those fuck ups to pan out he would be considered great. I’m not saying he’s perfect, who can really know that? But the Texans offense, his specialty, reflects very well on him. And I’m sorry but the Texans were NOT choke artists last year. The offense had to contend with a historically bad defense and we actually came on strong in the 4th quarter in a number of those games that we lost. Very sorry but if our D is bad enough to make the Jets look like the 49’ers of the 90’s then something is seriously wrong.
That's a really interesting point
We really may find out just how good Manning is this year, while he’s on the sideline.
You're forgetting who is really running that team...
Peyton is ANYTHING but laid back…the team lives and dies on his shoulders. Dungy was just a prop as are all head coaches that grab the clipboard.
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Does it show you that it's someone's first post on BRB?
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You can click on a user name to see their history, but I can also be Rainman-ish when it comes to names. HOWEVER, if I meet you in person, I will never remember your name. It’s a “print” thing.
Also, forgot to ask. You doing OK with all the fires?
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You saw where those in Leander were arson, right?
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Yeah
And Riata. Sick assholes.
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I know it's not the lowest point for humanity, but its pretty low
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Yeah i'm doing fine.
Thanks for asking. I got up for work this morning and it was pretty hazy outside and I could smell the smoke. I’ve seen a ton of pictures being put up on facebook, it looks insane.
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A good friend of mine lost everything.
As in, EVERYTHING she didn’t have on her at the time. I’m just heartbroken with the whole thing.
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What should I buy stock in
Vodka or Bleach?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
just saw this,
bq.Hmm RT @injuryexpert: Indy radio host @jakequery reporting that Manning had another procedure on Sunday. Out for season. We’ll see.
Goodness
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I LOVE to hear that he's out for week 1
but it would suck to see him out for the season.
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Whatever it takes to get him healthy is fine by me
I just hope he hasn’t played his last down in this league. As much as it hurts to have him throwing all over us every year, he is good for football and its hard not to hope the best for him. This is sounding worse and worse.
On another (more hilarious) note:
The Cowboys might be without Newman, Jenkins, and Tyron Smith for week one.
Various reports saying Manning is out for the season
Can anyone confirm this?
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
Does that put the Colts in the "suck for Luck" sweepstakes?!
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Dear god I hope they dont suck that bad without manning
Luck still has to prove he can play at an NFL level but they hype in him is immense and I dont want to see Peyton mentor a sucessor for the Colts.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
The Colts will suck bad enough to get Luck.
There will be 3 teams possibly worse than the Colts. The Bengals, Bills, and Panthers. I am hoping we are the worst team so we can get Luck and he can develop behind Manning. But I know how competitive Manning is he will want to play another 5 years unless this injury is career ending. Luck will not sit behind Manning that long in that case we get a lot of picks for 1 pick.
No bro
lol no way the colts ever get a first round pick unless they trade for it. and they have plenty of needs in the D
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
I don't know why Colts fans hope to get Luck.
Plan and simple, you are not. There are teams that are worst off than a Colts team without Manning. Kerry Collins is better than about 7-10 other QB’s that are currently starters in the NFL. Those teams with crappy QB situations will purposely tank games just for a shot at Luck and you don’t pay a veteran/retired QB 14 Mil for 2 years just to have an 0-16 season (Yes, there will be a team that will lose all 16 games for a chance at Luck)
I agree.
I don’t see it happening.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
If I were a Colts fan, I would be ashamed at even the thought of hoping to get Luck. I may dislike Peyton when the Texans play him but he’s one helluva player. A true first ballot lock to be in the hall of fame. He’s single-handedly brought the Colts franchise back to prominence and as a fan of the game, I would be insulted at the suggestion of replacing one of the NFL’s greats at the first sign of panic.
Who said replace him?
They’re talking about having the best back-up in the league. If Peighton stays injured he will retire early and Luck could step in and keep the train rolling. If not at least Luck could learn from the best and be an instant MVP candidate in his first year as the full time starter. It’s the slow road, but why would he want to go play for a super shitty team and take all of those lumps? For career stats? Bah I say, BAH! He seems like a smart guy…i think he’d love to learn under the best.
Thing is,
I, personally, hope that Peyton still has 4 or more years left in him regardless if he plays this season. Say we get Luck and he sits for 4 years…that’s a lot of money against the cap.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno
I think even without the injuries he only has 3 years left. Now with the neck BS I wouldn’t be surprised if it was less than that.
by Bobbythegreat on Sep 7, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That's true.
All I have is hope at this point.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Now you sound like a Texans fan!
Welcome to the club.
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by Lone Spot on Sep 7, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So,
can you point a gal toward a discount bleach distributor?
I’m going to need a lot.
"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007
by peytonsthebest on Sep 7, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
We do get it in bulk
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
texans fans response for 10 years.
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
Peighton can win...
You’ve seen that…and teams are able to wiggle under the salary cap somehow with restructuring. Are you willing to let your team go into the crapper when he retires in 4 years? The NFL is a fickle bitch…it might be 20 years before the Colts become elite again.
I would have way more confidence in Peyton knowing how competitive he is
and the work he puts in. You are basically already trying to put insurance in place at the first sign of trouble.
So far, only rumors
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Mario and the D must be licking their chops right now.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Check it out
http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasyfootball/players/playerpage/12531/peyton-manning
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
Report: Manning could miss season: WDNE-AM in Indianapolis is reporting that Colts QB Peyton Manning has undergone another surgical procedure on his neck and is in danger of missing the season. This is the second radio report from Indianapolis in less than a week that has suggested that Manning will not play in 2011. Manning has been ruled out for Week 1 at Houston already as he has not rehabbed quickly enough from neck surgery in May. “It will be tough not to be out there playing for the organization and our fans,” Manning said regarding missing Week 1, per ESPN. “I simply am not healthy enough to play.”
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
tough loss for them but i think the defense will
somehow step up and be impressive and thats when our defense has its time to shine when its a defensive battle
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
UprootedTexan
you sir speak many wise words in your blog.
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
I do?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 7, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Week 1 we need to win big.
42-19 or 38-17. We should blow this team out. No more excuses. Our offense is full of fantasy all-stars. Our defense has one of the most respected D-coordinators in the league. All the other teams in the division have new QB’s (Colts for an undetermined amount of time). It’s now or that’s it. I’ve been a Kubiak defender mainly because I’ve never loved the two D-Coordinators he’s had here and the defenses performance reflects that. Well we finally got one so for the first time since I started watching the Texans I expect them to win 11+ games and win this division.
If that doesn’t happen this year,I hate to say it, we’ll have to clean house.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 7, 2011 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm counting on a clean sweep of the division...
We should get two out of Jacksonvillage and Manningless and I’m going to puke if they don’t beat the shit out of the BESF’s twice.
Ok, nobody get cocky ok?
This is the Texans remember? Let’s actually win the damn games before we starting crowing.
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by Xiane on Sep 7, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cocky is all we have...
or better said…Cocky is all we got…what’s the fucking point if we’re cowed and cringing like little bitches fearful of our precious team losing? None of us will die if they lose and we will have unending joy if they win. So what’s the point of being modest or tempered? Life is too short to be cynical and without hope. My hopes won’t crush them, and neither will yours. I’m looking for a perfect record for the next 10 years or so. THE TEXANS ARE THE NEXT DYNASTY!!!!!! Amen.
by Peckerwood on Sep 7, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
BO$$'ED
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
No idea what that means :D
Calling me Bo$$man? Lol…sorry, Just kinda tired of all of the cynicism. There’s a culture with the fandom of people just waiting for them to disappoint us…it’s a sad way to exist really as a sports fan.
It mean you have the mentality of a winner.
To be Bo$$’Ed is a legendary compliment. Accept it with pride my brother.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
+1
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 7, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Did not expect to hear this from McClain
We’re talking about the Texans, who usually are favored to break your heart.
Surprised he didn't write this:
With Peyton out only a few games, Texans will go 11-5 and win the divison.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 7, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Thing is, we need Manning playing.
B/c it’s not the Colts we can’t beat, it’s Peyton Manning we can’t beat. I don’t want the AFC South handed to us, I want us to earn it.
Only if we beat at least the following teams:
1. A win or two against Ravens and Steelers
2. A win or two against Falcons and Saints
Going 6-0 in division doesn’t say much this year.
It says that we have 6 wins without even counting the other 10 games on the schedule...
Pretty awesome if you ask me…can afford some down games and letting injured players get back to 100 percent if you have that kind of a handicap. Sitting Foster for a few games to let him heal up? Excellent….if they have an easy go of the division we might not see the team at full strength until the end of the season…and there’s no telling how much noise they could make at that point.
Considering the Texans' tradition of "winning"
I’d say a 6-0 division run would be a great start. But then it is the Texans, so it would not surprise me at all if they beat Pittsburgh and Baltimore and find ever-so-creative ways to lose to JAX and Cincy.
Cleveland and Miami...
Might be better than advertised…I don’t expect ANY easy games in any given year. There’s no telling. Baltimore could go 6-10 and Cleveland could go 11-5…you never know.
If we go deep into the playoffs does it really matter?
People will calling the central weak and saying that the Texans couldn’t have won it had it had it’s previous strength. But remember we still have to play the likes of NO, Shitsburgh and Baltiless…if we have a good showing in those games I think the league might be fearful of facing this team in the Playoffs.
deep into the playoffs I think will have to be through 2 rounds if we don't get bye.
Otherwise the Seattle Seahawks is a good team.
They were in the Playoffs...
And they beat a very good NO team. Shows they have balls if nothing else. You have to give them THAT MUCH credit don’t ya?
hehe...
Yeah, that record sucked…was stomach turning that they made it into the playoffs and other teams were sitting on their thumbs at home…but for the most part I think you would agree that that year was something of a fluke. Not too many teams with that bad of a record make it into the playoffs…and how many have ever made it that deep? Bad taste in your mouth, I understand that…but come on…put yourself in a Seahawk fan’s shoes. You’d be giggling like a retard with a popsicle if the Texans made their way into the playoffs…no matter the record.
Yeah I would be giggling.
But, they pay for it at the next draft when their draft position is way down near the bottom when they actually could use some help.
It's kinda like the haters saying...
that the Rockets championships weren’t legit because of MJ being there. So what? They had awesome playoff runs and it was the first time in the Jordan Era that they even got to the Finals (And the Rockets were a difficult matchup for the Bulls based on their regular season matchups during the Jordan era). It’s not like the Bulls ever kept them from the Finals. The Knicks? Yeah, the Magic? Sure. They wouldn’t have even gotten that far had the Bulls been around…most likely…woulda coulda shoulda…doesn’t matter. A ring is a ring is a ring!
Ha, MJ not being there isn't the only reason.
We also got lucky with Seattle Sonics getting eliminated before having to play them. Rockets never could beat the George Karl’s Sonics.
Ha....
I think those teams were on a different level. It was always a crap shoot in any game against the top teams of that day…Spurs, Suns, Sonics, Jazz…there were a bunch of consistent teams back then. But even still…Hakeem was just out of his mind…and the team chemistry was ridiculous. That was a team unlike anything I have seen since.
The closest I'd ever seen Hakeem go 'vendetta' against another player
was David Robinson 1995 Western conf. semifinals. The ’95 Rockets were a good team, but Olajuwon personally dismantled the NBA MVP in that series.
Oh Durga...
Just seeing the clips of Hakeem from that series alone is enough to make your jaw drop. And even more so if you had ever seen Robinson play. He was really good. Fast, athletic, strong as a bull…but Hakeem made him look like a walking stump.
oh God...
I had clipped that segment of basketball history from my memory…Damn you!
Yeah, I believe Hakeem told one of the other players "They're giving him my trophy"
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup, a W in the NFL is a W.
This is not college football where you impress the polls based on who you play and how much you score. Luck plays a part in every season and that’s why there’s always an underdog team that somehow wins it all. It’s sometimes more about who wants it more.
is a W in the MLB against the Astros a W?
It was funny my friend was telling me they should be renamed AAAstros. Then we discussed a bit and figured one A is enough.
If it was the last game of the season
And a W gives a berth to the playoffs then saw that we were playing the Lastros, I’d jump for joy. Also, the lastros will have the #1 pick for the next 3 years LOL
The Astros could definitely use a few consecutive #1 overall picks. I hope they take Nick Williams next year.
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by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Astros could use a few consecutive first round picks as well
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I would think they take Lance McCullers
since he’s soooooo young but is really really talented. Nick Williams is a great prospect too, has a powerful swing. Wouldn’t mind either.
You still have to go out and play the games.
The Texans have proven nothing yet this season.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 7, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Word. But last time I said that here, I got flamed.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 5:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Very true.
I’m withholding my opinion of the team until I have seen several games. They have broken my heart too many times…
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Bunch of bleach-drinking pussies
If you can witness something like “The Comeback” and not swear off your NFL team forever, then you are a true fan. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_%28American_football%29. It took two years before I could watch another Oilers game.
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by pecosbob on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
racist...
You’re banned…you’re just saying that because Warren Moon was a chocolate man. He is the greatest chocolate man to have ever lived and that game was not his legacy! Damn Jim Eddy to eternal BESF fandom!
Gah...Jim Eddy
There’s a name that I didn’t need to hear again. Damn you, sir! I guess we’re even now.
If I could invent brainbleach, I’d be a gazillionaire from the BRB base alone.
//weeps openly//
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/lays head on bfd's foot
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I was only 7 years old when that game was played, but my dad to this day still tells me stories about how awful that game was.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 6:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
At some point
You will need to watch it.
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I feel like I’ve already seen it, as I’ve heard every detail. But I guess I should find it online and check it out.
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by Stupendous Man on Sep 7, 2011 7:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was 9 when that game happened
It still scars me to this day
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 7, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was 8....
And Mike Renfro’s feet are still inbounds.
Assholes.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/laughing...
I wasn’t even an Oilers fan and that one hurt me… So wrong.
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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2 houston memories
that always make me feel nauseous
the Charles tip in to beat Phi Slamma Jamma
the “comeback”
by jbars on Sep 7, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Newb rec
Welcome, and ugh. I feel like it’d be most fair to my kids to play those two games and then welcome them to being Houston sports fans.
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