Peyton Manning Has Another Surgery; Out 2-3 Months
So says Chris Mortensen, anyway. This keeps getting worse and worse for Colts fans.
h/t Rivers and Kerns.
9 months ago
Tim
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I would HATE to be a colts fan this year...
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
Maybe they'll have a little LUCK...
And suck so badly during Peyton’s one injury prone year and get Andy Luck in the draft…heir “no shit” apparent.
Yeah if Manning is projected to miss > 1/2 the season, the Colts would be well advised to
bring back Dan O and start him. That will assure them of being in the hunt for the Luck sweepstakes. This Manning injury could turn out to be the Texans’ nightmare if Luck = Manning v2.0.
This is our year, we need to do it up in a big way.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sucks.
I always look forward to the Peyton vs Texans matchup. I like beating the best team not the injured team.
Its so much more fun when you aren’t expected to win.
by forloveofthegam3 on Sep 8, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Sucks for him and for Colts fans...
Sympathies to both.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Yeah, it's one thing to go into a season with low expectations...
…and quite another to get the rug pulled out like this.
It’s not how any of us wanted it to play out.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
hey break it up you two!
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
But we are so "in sync"?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I don't know WHAT he's complaining about...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I KNOW?!?! RIGHT?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Bottom line... I'm an idiot...
/waits for Rip
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Who needs me
When there’s BO$$MAN
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 8, 2011 3:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Everytime I see your name
I read it as DildoTex.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
by Bo$$man on Sep 8, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everytime I see your name I groan
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 8, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
good groan or bad groan?
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
im not gettin any sleep tonight til I know what kinda groan were talkin here
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
how's your FF team doing?
I have a box of crackerjacks if you’re interested….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Sep 8, 2011 3:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There are rumours swirling around furiously, about my backup QB (who I invested in heavily, as you already know).
Other than that, Indy is 0-0, as is my fantasy team. Besides, with 19 other managers, every one of us is thin. Thin -like Randy Moss.
/oooh a prize…
By the way, I think I'll decline your trade offer now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Just like in a box of Cracker Jacks!
Only this one will probably be scoring points for the Patriots in about two weeks….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Since our trade is finalized, and I'm the commish...
which player are you dropping, in order to make room for Peyton?…
mos def
and i cant help but chuckle a little at your sig, seeing as you suffered said consequences for spreadin the hate around! nice!
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I give him props for owning it
he was an asshat and he did his time for it and it’s over.
by Bobbythegreat on Sep 8, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
BURNED!!
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Very very unfortunate.
Hopes for a speedy recovery and more importantly, no lingering issues for Manning.
Neck injuries are nasty.
Hello Jinx!
Playoffs are earned, not given away like cake…(which is a lie).
by Bennyscrap on Sep 8, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
+1 rec for (outdated) Portal reference
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Sep 8, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Portal two came out less than a year ago...
I believe the Cake was still a lie in that one as well.
They didn't mention the cake because they knew it was a tired internet meme
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Tell that to Mark Sanchez
after Jim Caldwell decided to play Curtis Painter in place of Manning in 2009. I’m glad they paid for it later, suckers!!!
by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 8, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if he's out 2-3 months,
why assume the division is decided and the Texans are #1? Heck, maybe the Jags ( or as you guys call them Glitter Kitties(?) win the division.
{ ZuKeO}
by BobInBlue on Sep 8, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahaha
Rec’d for giving me a good laugh…thanks…I’m in tears here…
Say it ain't so Joe...
Say it ain’t so!
I really like Peyton as a football player and as a person. Wish we could beat him in order to go to the post season rather than having a weak division like we do now. Would mean more in the long run.
However, if we don’t make it to the playoffs, I’m blaming Peyton!
Big elephant in the room
sux for peyton, GREAT for my texans. WOOOOHOOOOO. but seriously YAAAAAAAY!!!!!
okay all joking aside, SAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
2011 Season is the Reason!!!
by TexanSam on Sep 8, 2011 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
but lets get serious for a second

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Seems legit
here’s a quote from Archie:
Archie Manning said this to Chris Mortensen about Peyton Manning’s state of mind after Thursday’s surgery:
“I think he’s OK, probably because there’s a little finality to this deal in terms of playing,” the elder Manning told Mortensen. “He’s been on the clock since May. He didn’t make it. Obviously, it’s a big letdown, but he can relax a little bit compared to the intensity of everything he has done trying to rehab.”
Part of the game, but very sad news
Was always a pleasure to watch him play (except when it was against the Texans)
I suspect that Manning just faked this surgery
A convient disguise after he signed a multimillion dollar contract. Sounds to me like the Colts pocket got swindled and left bewildered at the alter.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
i think it was more or less Peyton never wanting to admit defeat w the injury
If it was just smoke and mirrors then they would have waited longer to release this info. I think this was more or less a hopeful day to day situation that has ran outta time.
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Well... mostly.
But I actually tend to think that Polian refused to admit defeat, here, as well. Pride is a mf.
Then his ruse has work and he has you all fooled
He wants you to think he is a gung ho sling-it-till-i-die type of person. But I see him for what he really he. A pro con artist who is now going to kick it back and enjoy retirement.
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
/facepalm
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
that's /facepalm 2.0
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
facepalm reprised
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Polian, Irsay, you can lump them together and I use the term lump liberally
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
and he wouldve gotten away with it too!!
if it wasnt for you damn kids!!
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I refuse to celebrate
Sincerely sorry to hear about Manning. As far as celebrating because of it, no way! I believe in my Texans but not at the expense of someone’s personal tragedy.
by CjScuba on Sep 8, 2011 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Tragedy: noun \ˈtra-jə-dē\ - When a grown man doesnt get to throw a ball around??
"THERE WILL BE CON$EQUENCE$"
by Bo$$man on Sep 8, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
gotta rec that one...
Agreed…sounds like people are weeping about this…Peyton will be back…sorry for Colts fans but…no, not really…welcome to the Texans world.
I am a Colts fan. This really sucks but what can you do about it. Hopefully he will be back to torturing the Texans next year. Dont screw this up you have been given a gift and with this gift comes great responsibility. On a lighter side I love the Jim Carrey video.
Peyton's a hell of an athlete...
He’ll be back for sure… I just wonder if he will be able to perform as he had in the past. My hope is yes, actually, even as a Texans fan. When he’s good, we have to perform better to beat him. Not an easy task, but it’s do-able. Colts are easier to beat without Peyton… hands down. That doesn’t do much for me…
He is 35
Recovery takes LONGER as you get older. I’m only 28 and don’t recover like I did when I was 21-24
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Sep 8, 2011 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes... BUT...
You don’t drink milk or buy Sony TVs like Peyton does… you’re not super human!
i think PeyPey dodged a bullet this weekend too
a bullet named mario
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Great Responsibility?
The Texans are Spider-Man?
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 8, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last year the Texans went...
1-1 vs the Colts and gave them a mighty scare in game 2 on a 6-10 team with a stupidly bad defense…pretty sure the Colts reign of terror over the Texans ended long before Peighton was injured.
Yes,
But this year we could have made it official, we still will, but not as fun.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Touche.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
did we ever get an injury report?
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
didnt Steve Slaton have a similiar type of
neck fusion surgery?
by FLASH94 on Sep 8, 2011 3:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Now that you mention it, his might be more serious and here he is still playing
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
well sort of
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Sep 8, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Trolling
It is just down right depressing on the colts blog. I mean get a grip, it isn’t like your team is packing up their shit and leaving in the middle of the night.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
...Again.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
What if
Indy ends up with the #1 pick like the Spurs did missing David Robinson in the late 90s and drafts Andrew Luck, the most polished QB prospect since Peyton Manning. Coincidence? Logic says they’ll finish higher with their supporting cast, but anything’s possible.
by InstrumentsofNature on Sep 8, 2011 4:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Not in this division
Not a strong division right now. I’d be shocked if there weren’t a number of games in the AFC south this year who went to the team that sucked just a little bit less. Colts will fall into a couple wins against the Jags and Titans. I think the Panthers can make it two in a row. The seahawks and Bengals also have better shots than the Colts IMO.
The Colts have way too much talent to end up dead last in the league
By midseason they should be playing better. Collins may be a statue in the pocket but he can sling the ball. If he and Wayne ever get on the same page they could still do some damage. Fortunately for us he’s only had a week or so to grasp a pretty complex offense, so they’ll be using a pretty small sample of the playbook against us on opening day.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
so just went to Stampede Blue wanted to reply to this post but not able to yet
Jags Fan here. Hope he heals up.
I like our battles, and having Peyton to hate is part of it. I wish Peyton a return to health and feel sorry for all the Colt Fandom.
Chin up guys, could be worse you could be the Texans who are super bowl favorites every year yet can barely get a winning record.
by Atl- Jags Fan on Sep 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT replyactions
Was this really needed.
I think not.
Colts fans probably realize that their team is the Super Bowl favorite every year, yet barely ever make it that far…
Somebody's jealous.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As opposed to a Jags fan
Who wonders every season, “Is this the year they move to LA?”
by InstrumentsofNature on Sep 8, 2011 4:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
/fixed
Who wonders every season, "Is this the year they move to LAWhere DID I put that fishing pole?"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Why?
They’re no threat…just some 5 year old with a whiffle ball bat trying to get Daddy’s attention.
Too soon?

Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Sep 8, 2011 4:21 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I'm so ashamed of myself for laughing at that... but it was funny.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 8, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm with you there.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Ouch...
Do NOT post that anywhere that Colts fans can see it. Kinda harsh stuff from the Onion. Funny, but harsh.
OH YEAH, 'cuz they'll NEVER show up here!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Hearing this news
I bet Kubes feels a little more secure about his job now
by LordGav1n on Sep 8, 2011 5:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
We've got to beat
a lot of teams who aren’t the Colts to get 10, 11 wins. Peyton doesn’t effect how he gets this team ready for Sunday. As a fan it sure feels like our chances improved to win the division but as a Coach he doesn’t care in the slightest bit what injuries occur on other teams.
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
Actually I think otherwise.
If, for any reason, the Texans don’t make the postseason now, there are absolutely no excuses left. No Peyton, a rebuilt defense, a competent defensive coordinator and a damn good draft class. If he can’t do it this year, he can’t do it at all.
If anything, he’s probably feeling MORE pressure than less.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think
there is any chance at all that if we didn’t make the playoffs, that he would keep his job? I think the pressure is at 100% capacity regardless of what happens before or during the season. The last excuse was terminated when we hired Wade.
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
None. There are no more good excuses left to fall back on.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Other than Andre, Schaub, Foster, Watt, Joseph, & Mario all ending up on the IR
Which is pretty a nuclear disaster
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Sep 8, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude.

I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what the big hub bub is about...
Peyton gives our division credibility…and the Texans CAN beat him. We saw how close the Texans came last year to beating some very good teams. We’ve all seen teams go from “oh so close” to being a solid winner from one year to the next…granted the Texans have been that team for several years now, always competitive but always coming up a bit short, but we have more tools to work with this year don’t we? The emergence of our RB’s into a squad that most of the league will come to fear, an offense that has been dynamic and might have evolved even further with the addition of James Casey to the starting lineup, a Defense that added some very solid players and a coach that is known for turning shit into gold…I see this team taking the next step and getting over the humps that previously sent them rolling right back down the hill…this year we get OVER that hump, gain momentum, and scare the shit out of the league.
I’ve said it all offseason and pre-season, if the Texans would have won a few of those tight games last year, they would have been down right SCARY come playoff time. They were battle tested like no other squad. They’d have gone into the playoffs beating on their chests like rabid gorillas and ripping off helmets and taking a shit in them. Give me a division with NE, Shittsburgh and Green Bay along with the Texans and I still think we come out 3-3 or better.
Hate to hear it
The Colts are a guilty pleasure team for me. Hate to see Manning go out before the season even starts especially since he is an exciting athlete to watch. But more than that, this is not how I would want the Texans to win the division. Granted we haven’t won it yet but given our preseason performance its not a pipe dream this year. But now with Manning out and the Jags dropping Garrard, I think an 11-5 record is not a hallucination.
by BattleRedPriest on Sep 8, 2011 6:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If the Texans win the division, I don't care how it's done.
They can only compete against the players on the field. This isn’t college where you need to score style points for a panel of inept judges.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I think Peyton may need to start considering what he's going to do after football
3 neck surgeries……not good.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Yeah, it's not looking promising...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
This is totally a bummer...
I bleed Texans blue and red, but along with being an extremely talented QB, Peyton is a class act and pretty funny too. I’d always root for him once the Texans were outta contention or when he was playing against Brady.
On another note…
Screw that guy. Let’s get this division Texans.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
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