The Kubiak Konundrum
Our fearless battlefighting leader is like a polarizing political issue in which each side has their predetermined POV and uses any event, statistic, or development to prove their already held belief. It's like that except with the whole world being in one party except for one person who stubbornly (or with passionate conviction, depending how you see it) sticks to his beliefs. That would be me.
I am undoubtedly Gary Kubiak's last defender, or often it feels like it. Part of my allegiance comes from the Broncos being my number 2 team growing up. I loved Elway and, therefore, Kubiak by sheer adjacence. When they brought him home, I was only mildly a Texans fan, having lived outside my hometown for the early years of the franchise. But, Kubiak's arrival coincided with my return to the H in a fortuitous confluence of fandom. I also loved the fact that he was a hometown guy, playing for a school I played in high school. It felt good. It felt even better when Kubiak led the Texans to beating the Vegas three out of his first four years, the other being a push (last year, of course, they were under, but Kubiak still has me well in the black). Not expecting playoffs in the early years, this made the last few games thrilling because they seemed to only pull it out by half a win every season. Don't tell me that Bears game in '08 wasn't like a playoff game.
I think Kubiak's a brilliant offensive mind, a coach the players absolutely play for, even battle for, who is more fired up behind closed doors than in the public. I actually admire the fact that he takes the bullets for the team and doesn't run them under the bus for the press. I admire him saying, "It's on me" and am baffled by how that's a bad thing. I think Kubiak is clearly building something and, while he has had missteps, while he has been stubborn or slow at times to adjust (Chris Brown, D Coordinator), I think it's been in the name of seeing his convictions through and that he has eventually adjusted.
Anyway, that's my history with Kubiak and why I am Kubiak's last defender. I wanted to put my cards on the table. Because of confirmation bias. Steph Stradley recently blogged about the confirmation biases surrounding the Texans, and it quickly became my new favorite term regarding the Texans. Confirmation Bias, a/k/a everyone using any strand no matter how flimsy, whether consciously or subconsciously, to cement their already held beliefs.
See, I've been surprised that Kubiak still gets ripped like he does for game management. I absolutely concur that Kubiak was challenge flag challenged early in his career. I admit he had poor game management skills. But, first of all, I believe every fan base unduly criticizes their head coach because it's so much easier to make the decisions from the proverbial arm chair and especially in hindsight. See Bill Belichick and Andy Reid and their fan bases criticizing individual plays and game management.
Second of all, and more importantly, I believe Kubiak has significantly improved in game management in the last two years. But public perception has been quite the opposite, seeing him as if anything getting worse. I don't know if I'm the one with confirmation bias making him better than he is or the naysayers' biases keep seeing him as worse than he is. Both biases keep us from seeing the truth.
So, here's the challenge:
Most of you in your opinions of Kubiak fall somewhere in the range of disgust to hatred, somewhere around the neighborhood of where Ed Hochuli views loose sleeves. Let's both put our confirmation biases aside. With the upcoming season full of optimism, let's give this thing a fresh look.
I have no interest in looking back because I think that would lead to vitriol, tail chasing, and beating our heads against the pavement like Chris Brown hitting the invisible wall also called the goal line (see, I can throw you naysayers a bone when it's due). Instead, I am going to track Kubiak's moves throughout the season and evaluate whether or not each one worked out.
This is where y'all come in. If I find the arguments persuasive enough that I am wrong with one of my conclusions whether it worked out, I'll change the scorecard. If it get's heated enough, maybe occasionally my fellow Coors Light drinking buddy will deem it prudent and we can have a fan poll. Also, if you see something you would call a game management decision that I missed, I'm all ears.
So, what I need from you now is y'alls thoughts on Kubiak's inadequacies as a game manager so that I can pay special attention to those situations during the season, though other things that come up will be fair game. These things have to be trackable. They cannot be game planning decisions (like whether or not he should go off script). They cannot be whether or not he watches end of game field goals or mention of Denny's menus, because, well, those are just ridiculous, ridiculous criticisms to begin with. Obviously, we won't be able to make some definitive judgment on Kubiak that we will all agree on, be we can damn sure get a better look at his game management skills moving forward, and maybe even challenge our own confirmation biases on both sides.
One last request: any idea where I can find statistics on challenge flags or any other game management decisions? Obviously, we're looking forward in regards to Kubes, but it'd be nice to be able to compare when possible with coaches around the league.
Hopefully, one day 15-20 years from now, when Gary Kubiak is the Texans' iconic, beloved head coach with multiple championships and Wade Phillips has retired the conquering local hero, we will look back at this experiment and laugh at how silly we were. For now, I shed my admitted biases for the sake of objective evaluation.
Let's be heated. Let's be passionate. But, most of all, let's be unbiased.
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You're not Kubiak's last defender
I have my own reasons for rooting for him. If you’re interested I’ll tell you why. But it’s a long story. :)
I was ready for Kubes to go after last year, but I was happy when McNair kept him and hired Wade. While past failures have me apprehensive going into this season, I’m still very optimistic.
And for the record, I don’t think Kubiak’s near as shitty a game manager as others do.
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This is a good article
I am not a hater. I basically like Kubes, but his clock managememt (I don’t know what game management means) has been at times more than questionable.
His offensive genius is very noticeable, but I would rather Dennison calls all the plays and then Kubes only has to focus on the clock. etc.
That is my $.02
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
If Dennison were to call all the plays
Do you not worry that the offense wouldn’t be as prolific as it is?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Not really
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 9, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I do
Credit to Dennison for teaching our guys how to run block, but Kubiak is the Texans offense.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Sep 9, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the play calling was better when Gary started to let baby shan start
to call them…and later last year I think he started to let Dennison call more. Gary has too much on his plate as HC. I think it is wise of him to set up the general game plan and let Dennison (and Schaub) call most of the plays
I know Kubiak would have made a better call than Sean Payton
for all his faults he is great at finding mismatches and would not on the last play of the game called a i-formation run up the middle. I like the guy but he needs to stop the inconsistency of our team disappearing for entire halves and generally looking like sleepwalker right out of the gate. I think he will have his best year this year.
yeah that last play of the game
I really think a playaction bootleg would have got the Saints that score. And how many have we seen Kubes make that call in the same spot and get the TD.
or even
a simple counter. the packers were so sold on straight up the middle…
by Travis Roggatz on Sep 9, 2011 4:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Re: stop the inconsistency of our team disappearing for entire halves
I think that falls more on the players but he could probably do a better job keeping them focused and motivated.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Like kubiak as well...
And I didn’t know until recently that ge played behind elway but I remember elway being my favorite non Houston player so this makes me like kubiak even more…great offensive mind who learned from shanahan and elway…what a combo
by SMITHILLIAK on Sep 8, 2011 11:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I like Elway cause dude was a machine
But I also hate him for ripping the hearts out of the Oilers in the playoffs. That was the first time I cryed as a result of Houston loosing a game.
When I first read that the Texans hired Gary, I blurted out to my family
that this was a bad hire…because although I felt he would someday make a good head coach, I didnt think the Texans would have the patience to wait that long. I think last year I was very close to being proven right on that assessment. But now Gary, and really the Texans management, has a golden opportunity to prove me wrong. I wish them luck, because I really hope they do well. And I think they will.
I do have to argue with you about the Denny’s menu. In principle I am not against using an aid. Each game plan should be tailored to that weeks opponent, and certainly something to refresh your memory from time to time is good. But when it gets to the point that you focus on it and not the play on the field, it becomes a problem. You need to know if your players are tiring, looking lost, or having a problem containing the guy across from them. Waiting to watch the film after the game or at the half isn’t a good practice. And losing track of down and distance is just mind blowing.
But winning covers a lot of weaknesses. So does a decent defense. I like to think I have an open mind, and I have seen some improvements in Gary. But I think this is his last chance. It will be playoffs or bust. No excuses.
Denny's Menu
Ughh. Every good offensive coach in the league uses something similar. I believe Andy Reid popularized it. It comes with the territory of having a complex system with brilliant play design.
But, losing down and distance is certainly a valid criticism if true. The only one I can remember was the Schaub sneak on 4th and almost two yards when Kubiak thought it was shorter. However, from what I recall, it was more a matter of the play clock winding down and the ball being half way down the field, so he couldn’t get an accurate look. But, I will certainly put not knowing/forgetting down and distance on the list. Not focusing on the field and not noticing when people are tired or being overmatched would be pretty hard to prove and track. But, certainly, let me know moving forward if you think you have evidence of this.
Yeah I fail to see how his "Denny's Menu" deserves any sort of criticism whatsoever
except that it may look funny.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 9, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
beledat... silly non-issue... just like turning his back to field goals...
Haters gotta’ hate.
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by DilloTex on Sep 9, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL ...haters gotta hate?
Funny coming from someone with “Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum.” in his tag line.
Glad you like it...
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I remember that play...
And my perception was that it looked as if Schaub made the call there. It was quick, and there was never any hands over the helmet in a loud environment or a glance towards the sideline. With some coaches, you’d know what really went wrong because later in a press conference they’d say, “there was some miscommunication” (i.e., my QB screwed up big time). In Kubiak’s case though, I imagine he just said, “that one’s on me”. Hard to get a good read on what really went wrong on that play.
I think keeping track of the players being tired and what not is up to the coordinators and the asst coaches
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Sep 9, 2011 7:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Was thinking the same thing
Maybe the superstar players would be on the HC, but when you have so many players to keep track of I think the position coaches might play a bigger role there. But I’ve never been on an NFL sideline so I don’t know how it’s usually delegated.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
The biggest issue to me is game and clock management...
…and the degree to which Koobs has had to learn THAT aspect of it has been a REAL surprise to me.
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I agree in principle, but the more eyes the better
I want Kubes to be seeing the game.
I hate to say it
but I think the Colts win too. I just think our defense needs more time to gel. But I do think we win the rematch in Indy. By then the defense and the team should be in full stride.
I think even if the defense struggles
The Colts offense struggles even more.
Either way the Offense will run the Colts defense out of the building. Colins won’t be able to keep up and he’ll get sacked several times. He doesn’t have CJ behind him anymore to take the pressure off him.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think it will be a shootout
They have great receivers, and Collins is a vet. Yeah he will get sacked, and yeah he doesnt know their offense real well. But he can read defenses, and he and the receivers will both know where the holes are. I am afraid we come out overconfident with PM out. I hope I am wrong, and that we come out looking for blood. But I am prepared for a loss.
I've said it before and I will say it now
I dont think our D is going to take this game lightly. We attack the Colts full force. I think the problem last year (besides Frank Busch) was we played that first game against the Colts like it was our Super Bowl and we were overconfident from that one game. But I belive we dont make that same mistake this Sunday.
I agree.
These guys remember what happened the last time we faced Colins. Guys like DeMeco aren’t going to let the defense take this lightly. They’ll come out focused and ready to play. The whole unit has a chip on it’s shoulder to perform anyways.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
From Antonio Smith
"I think it’s just like you said. Every year, if you get bullied on, me personally, that’s something I probably would be getting bigger, getting stronger, getting as much confidence as I can to when that next school year comes to not get bullied on. On a football field or whatever, I think that’s how you got to take it. If you don’t, you’re going to remain whatever you were the year before. If you don’t try to better what you were the year before, you’re going to be there. It ain’t going to magically happen and just come in here in the locker room and, ‘Oh, I’m a better defense.’ No, you got to work, and I think that the work we put in, in this preseason and in training camp, it was a physical camp to me. It was a real physical camp, especially in 100-something plus every day banging. Kub (coach Gary Kubiak) made it an emphasis that we’re going to lay the leather this training camp, and I think it’s paying off and building the confidence… to getting us to feeling like a winning defense."
They won’t take this game lightly.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 8, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
only one thing will make me a believer..
seeing it on Sunday :P
I got a little more hope though
Couldn't disagree more.
We are NINE point favorites. That means that we would even be favored to win at Indy. We kicked the crap out of them at home with a defensive coordinator that actually made us worse.
Now we have a premier defensive coordinator and we’re going up against a team starting a qb they just signed a week ago that could be starting as many as three rookie o-linemen.
Also, these guys can’t defend the run and won’t be able to do much with Owen Daniels and Dre. Even if we start Ward or Tate, we’re going to be gouging them for long runs.
This is going to be a bloodbath.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 9, 2011 5:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
that's how I see it
They’re defense won’t be able to keep up with us I think casey is gonna have a big game too. I might be getting a ticket not sure yet but will be there in the blue lot for sure
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Sep 9, 2011 6:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Our two TE sets are going destroy them
I predict
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 9, 2011 6:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They shored up their d-line a little in the off season
with Jamaal Anderson and Drake Nevis, so I am not sure we run as effectively, but I love how that 2 TE set looks. But I am not saying they will stop us. Like I said, I think it will be a shootout….I just dont think we will stop them either.
i was excited to finally watch him say that the texans win a game
but then he pulled that s*** out of his azz
This man is on drugs.
Most likely powerful ones.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 9, 2011 1:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well I've been a Kubiak defender.
I’ve loved what he’s done in developing our offense. His first year here he got Andre 100 catches and under him Andre has become the best WR in the league and we have found offensive stars from all over the place. Whether it’s Vonta, Walter,Owen Daniels, Arian Foster and perhaps Casey. It’s clear he knows offense.
My problem with him is his terrible choice of DC. Richard Smith and Frank Bush had no business being coordinators for this team and their two hirings set the team back so much. They couldn’t evaluate defensive talent worth a damn and Kubiak certainly can’t (but that’s okay because several teams in the league have Head Coaches with an offensive background and are successful). We just need on defense what Kubiak brought to the offense.
I personally think Bob McNair stepped in and made the Wade hiring which was a great move regardless of who was responsible.
This is it for Kubiak though. This team has no choice but to go to the playoffs. Owen Daniels openly stated there will be major changes if the team doesn’t make it and everybody knows that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Sep 8, 2011 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree with everything you said
But just one thing to add. Despite having terrible DC’s in the past (which is on Kubiak, IMO), at least it has all worked out to us getting Wade now. He’s probably a lot better than anyone we could have picked up in the last two years. Our DC’s sucked, but going forward we’re pretty much set at DC.
I relate to a lot of what LedTexan had to say
towards the end of last season I kind of wanted Kubes to get the axe. But with the hiring of Wade Phillips I agreed with the dissision of Bob McNair to bring him back. But in saying that I hate to admit this but if Kubes dosent make the playoffs this year he will be fired and I honestly belive that it will be a long time tell we get a wining team because this organization will be in a rebuid mode. But hey stranger things have happened I hope I’m wrong.
Pretty sure the franchise is still in "Build" mode
Hope this is finally the year we move into “Play” mode.
I have always supported kubiak
i think hes had his growing pains as a head coach but he is just too good with our offense to start over. If we would have had the same record last couple of years but the offense was middle of the road and the defense was middle of the road hed be gone but you just cant deny his offensive mind and firing him last year and scrapping our offense starting all over would have been the wrong move I believe all the right moves were made we will make the playoffs the defense will continue to improve and gary and wade will be our coaches for a long time we will continue drafting players into established systems and be competitive for a long time. Man before kubiak got here texans werent even entertaining to watch at least the last few years they were worth watching and now all of us loyal fans will get the season that we deserve.
Kubiak's Cult comes out!
I thought I was the only one. Good to have you all. First rule about Kubiak’s Cult is you don’t tell anyone you’re part of Kubiak’s Cult, at least not in public. You might get shanked or at least treated like Billy Joe Shaver treats men who talk about his wife.
As much as I like the Kubiak love, where are the naysayers?! I need stuff to look for starting Sunday. Bring it!
My opinion about Kubes
Is way too nuanced to hammer out on my Blackberry, especially when I’m supposed to be unpacking boxes. If my wife catches me doing this, it’s curtains. So I’ll have to wait until who-knows-when.
Suffice to say, much respect for bringing this topic up.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 9, 2011 2:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Boxes...curtains
Curtains sound easier :)
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 9, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 5:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok, here goes.
I was an early member of the Kubiak-must-go movement. I even announced it in a game thread – when we played the Jags a few years ago. It was the game with the infamous Chris Brown HB option pass. As a matter of fact, I announced it at the beginning of the game, before the pass.
However, over time, I’ve come to moderate my position a little. I think there are very valid criticisms of the Kubiak/Smith/McNair regime, which are primarily an extension of their strengths. Unlike Dan Snyder, McNair is not going to change personnel at the first sign of adversity. I view that as a positive. However, as we’ve all seen, the downside of this is that people tend to stick around when it is bleedingly obvious that they should have been canned a lot sooner (ex: Capers/Casserly, Richard Smith, Frank Bush). Also, the team (and Kubiak should get part of the blame for this) tends to promote incompetence from inside rather than look for excellence from outside.
Having said all that, we have to look at what Kubiak is. He’s in the top two or three offensive minds in the game. He is, as has been said, a coach that players play for. We’ve never once heard that he’s lost the locker room. In fact, in the past, when his team has had its backs to the wall and Kubiak’s ass has clearly been on the line, they’ve always risen to the occasion. So it’s clear that Kubiak is respected and liked and can still motivate the players. That’s hugely important. He’s also someone who believes in hiring someone he thinks is right for the job and trusting them to get about their business. That’s often a strength, unless that person is Richard Smith, David Gibbs or Frank Bush.
On the other hand, we have to take into account what he is not. He is not a defensive guru. He is not the best game manager (although I don’t think he’s the worst). He tends to botch what seem to be amazingly routine calls that can cost the team the game (like letting the clock tick down to two minutes at the end of the first half at Indy a few years ago after the Moats fumble instead of getting a quick play off). In the aggregate, plays like that might cost the team .5 points a game, which may cost them a few wins here and there.
He is also not a zen-like master of all details like Bill Belichick. I think this is where the main criticism comes in. Belichick is like the Rain Man of professional football, to the point where I kind of fear for the guy’s soul. Kubes is not Tom Landry or Don Shula, a guy who had his finger on the pulse of everything. Kubiak is more of an MBA-style coach who prefers to delegate some of his authority while retaining overall responsibility. There’s nothing wrong with that model and I think you can find plenty of coaches who have been successful with that style.
Kubes is an offensive genius who, in my opinion, could have done better in the last few years in terms of giving his defensive staff direction and the occasional ass-chewing. I think if he’d had some kind of defensive philosophy over the last few years, he might have been able to pull Frank Bush or Richard Smith aside and say, hey fuck-o, this is what I want from the defense; now make it happen. I never got the sense that this happened.
The good news is, you put a guy Wade Phillips, a guy who has no interest in knifing the boss in the back, in charge of the defense, a lot of those issues get minimized. Kubes can just hand the keys of the defense over to Phillips with the command to let her rip and Phillips will do the rest. With an offense as good as ours, we can afford to take a few .5 points/game losses on bonehead decisions if we have a defense that is even average for the NFL. Games decided by less than seven points or less are hugely influenced by luck or any number of small things that go for or against a team. So we need to be winning games by more than seven points. And with a decent defense we can do that.
To sum up, Kubes is a pretty well-known commodity at this point. We know his strengths and weaknesses, and while he might get better at some things, they’re pretty much going to stay that way. Having a guy like Phillips on board is going to go a long way towards making those weaknesses look less glaring, which is going to make Kubes look like a better coach. I am at the point where I’ve accepted that and as a result, I’ve kind of shelved my skepticism about Kubes for a while.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 5:53 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Excellent...excellent...did I mention excellent?

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I think that the players play for Koobs because he doesn’t throw them under the bus in public. I think that the very qualities that get so much ridicule (“Its on me”, etc…) are the things that keep his people loyal.
I think that McNair’s approach to personnel is one that will tend to build a long-lasting contender over time as long as continual incremental improvement can be maintained.
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Excellent assessment
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
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Been reading for a long time and I just got my account right to text on my bb soo glad to finally be a vocal part of the community!!!! Super excited
get it while the gettins good!!!
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by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 9, 2011 7:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Welcome, JLN
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Count me in as a Kubinista
While I understand some of the concerns raised about him (halfback pass, down and distance, etc) there are several, more common criticisms that just don’t make sense. The Denny’s Menu, The Script (Dear Lord that does my head in), turning his head on important kicks, calling them “Kids”, saying “We’re goin’ with our guys”, and lastly, the apparent inability to go apoplectic at failed plays, players, or ref’s decisions, also known as, “fire”.
I think his only downfall as a head coach has been his inability to properly assess what’s needed on defence. Some of this goes on Rick Smith’s head and some on Kubes. But after failing miserably with his first two DCs, it appears he realised he needed someone with experience, someone who the players would buy in immediately.
That said, the Hindsight Brigade will always be right and there’s simply nothing that can be done about it – just ask Sean Payton.
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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 9, 2011 7:10 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Well put
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Sep 9, 2011 7:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Kubinista
I like that.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 5:54 AM CDT up reply actions
No question that he took a crap team and made big improvements
but he absolutely has to be held accountable for the years of bad defenses and terrible clock and timeout management.
There are things I love about what Kubes brings to the team: the players love him, he’s relatively aggressive on 4th down, and he’s raised the expectations. I’ll even give him a little bit of a pass on the replays because I think those things might not be as easy as we all make it out to be. He’s not sitting in front of a TV and I don’t know what kind of access he has to replays (though if it’s good, then add this to his faults).
Again, though, if you’re going to credit him in one area, you have to hold him responsible for his absolute stubbornness in improving clear faults of the team. At the end of the day, he’s responsible for results. We can debate all day the things he’s done well and not done well, but the results haven’t been there. There’s no arguing that.
by Vega on Sep 9, 2011 7:27 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Completely agree
That the failures on D are on him, so to speak. Hopefully, that’s fixed, but either way, it’s not something we can really track in this exercise. The proof is in the proverbial pudding. Which is just how Wade likes it.
As for clock and timeout management, this should be fun . . .
JJ Watt
Chocolate pudding!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_W-e8TyP38
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 9, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice post, JMay
Althought Jordann may may challenge you to some sort of internet battlefight to determine who is holds the title as Kubes’ true last defender.
P.S. You & Jordann should totally make out.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I am soooo late to the party.
Fuck you, Bubba!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
13 days late on the reply so no one sees it?
Fuck you too.
/leg hugs
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
One of people's biggest Kubiak gripes
is that he “doesn’t allow Schaub to audible to a different play at the line of scrimmage,” even though both Kubiak and Schaub have repeatedly stated – REPEATEDLY STATED – that they do.
Haters gonna hate I guess.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 9, 2011 9:02 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In all fairness though
the 49ers game this preseason was the first time I saw Schaub change the play at the line.
I may have missed it in the past, but it certainly doesn’t happen often if it does.
Yep
LZ had a nice breakdown of that play, showing how Schaub changed it. If there are specific instances in a big play where someone can show how the Defense’s front should have dictated an audible on a failed play, it might be open for debate. There’s just so much open for interpretation there. I for one think most of the “audibles” are built into the plays i the form of check downs.
check downs
I very much agree with that point. I think most of our pass plays are designed to always have an open target, therefore we won’t see many times where Schaub will audible out of them. Instead, he will change the protection more than anything
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Everyone's A Kubiak Fan Right Now
The season hasn’t started, and the issues facing the other teams in the division have only increased the sense of optimism and excitement around the Texans.
You may not get any real resistance/Kubes criticism until the first loss (depending how the game is lost, of course).
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Not everyone is a Kubiak fan, I was reading a blog at the Comical , why l guess l was bored, and l get the sense
that some of these fools want the Texans to lose JUST to get rid of Kubiak. One fool wants him fired Monday if they lose,. Kubiak may not be the best coach out in the NFL but you have to give him credit for building a top O and now that we have Wade the D is going to improve greatly. I think some of these haters are just going to hate because the Texans didnt get the coach they wanted or draft the players they wanted , namely Radio. The Texans could go 19-0 win the Super Bowl 99-0 and they still would find something to bitch about .
There are "fans" on this very blog who last year were openly rooting for the Texans to lose.
Because I’m polite I didn’t say anything. Suffice to say, though, that I don’t consider these people to be fans at all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 5:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bummer.
I can’t wait until November to start this argument again!
Pretty much this.
I was certainly done with Kubiak after last year (specifically the Denver game). But with Wade, I gave him one last chance because I’m a schmuck like that. I also think this year he has no excuses. His defense (if we can believe what we’ve seen in the preseason) is looking markedly improved from the last (insert number here) years or so, we have an infusion of talent thanks to a damn good draft class/free agency period, Indy is minus Peyton which makes them an easier win (not easy, by any stretch though), and the rest of the division is in flux.
If this isn’t the year we make the playoffs, then I would wonder if he’s capable of it at all.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 9, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You're not alone...
Although some of us that have caught arrows as Kubiak defenders for five(?) seasons now have finally reached the point where nice guy, great ethics, humility, and personal responsibility are becoming harder and harder to prioritize to the pitchfork and torches crowd when the team underperforms.
I want Kubiak, McNair and now Wade to go all the way because (to me) it would be a real “feel good” / “the good guys won one” story. They’ve had it all set up for them now and if they don’t perform under these circumstances… I just don’t have anything left to defend.
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by DilloTex on Sep 9, 2011 9:14 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
This dude just needs
to have his team ready to play all four quarters…. MOTIVATE…….. If he can do that, chalk him in as COY
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
It's just the defense that needs to do that.
No offense blazes for all four quarters. But defense should be solid throughout.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 5:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Another Kub supporter
I think he is one of the better QB coaches in the league (if not the best); I’m actually really interested in how Leinart turns out. I think he has a great offensive mind and keeps his cool under pressure (you don’t see him rex ryaning [tearing off] his headphones during preseason)
as for Coach of the Year, if the Texans make the playoffs (even if they lose the first round), he’ll win it; thats just how the award works
Kubiak's biggest fault imo
Is choosing his DC from within. Many of the offensive minded head coaches have a well-regarded guy for their DC (Payton and Gregg Williams comes to mind, and I remember we had a chance to hire Gregg Williams, who runs a 4-3 defense that’d have kept Mario at DE), yet he hires a guy from within that has never been a DC before.
I've always been on the fence with Kubes
I love his offense; especially when he has a decent running game. The only thing I wish would change about that offense if giving Schaub the power to audible out if he sees something he doesn’t like.
I think Kubes and Ricky have brought in some good talent over the years, but it just hasn’t paid off yet. They’ve missed on some picks, but hit homeruns on others.
His clock management is pretty much inexcusable. I will never understand his decision making process during the two-minute drill of the Jets game last year. How can you not use all of your timeouts? That still baffles me to this day.
2009 was on Kubes. The Texans turned in a 9-7 season which realistically should’ve been 13-3. They outplayed their opponent in four of those games and lost. I don’t chalk it up as missed FGs, fumbles near or on the goal line, and half-back passes costing the Texans those games. When you CLEARLY outplay your opponent, you win. You don’t let costly events beat you. This is what good teams do. They find a way to win ball games.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
They lost two starting offensive linemen for the year...
Along with a pro-bowl tight-end for half the year. Not to mention, Chris Myers played with a high ankle sprain all year and got pushed around. That was actually a pretty miraculous coaching job. To have to adjust on the fly and just give up on your running game (the one that carried you in 2008, and would do the same in 2010) is a tough thing to do. Most teams would completely collapse on offense. The Texans, instead, created the league’s most prolific passing game.
This tends to get overlooked, for some reason. But losing starters on your offensive line is a major setback.
I agree they were one dimensional for a bulk of that season
But they were successful with it. Losing Pitts and Brisiel early in the season was bad I agree, but they still out performed the opposing team in games they should have won.
I can certainly see your point about Kubes shining and making adjustments on the fly when his offense was no longer a balanced attack, but why wasn’t Foster’s number called sooner? I know the o-line began to gel towards the end of the season, but was Moats really the best option before the Miami game? I know Arian got some touches against Seattle but what if Kubes started using him after the Cincy game when they lost Slaton? That may have been the difference.
I still look back at that 9-7 season and see more of lost opportunities than a year of franchise success.
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by H-town Fanatic on Sep 9, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
The only thing you would change about the offense is something they do.
That they don’t do that is a complete myth. Every Monday when they have Kubiak on the radio after a game he always answers that same question, the same way. Schaub can change things, they have a set of backup plays he can switch to at the line whenever he feels the need to. I think its just idiot radio callers who perpetuate that myth.
Something I guess I was uninformed of...my bad.
It always looks as though Schaub doesn’t react to something that looks bad or promising when approaching the line. Maybe when QBs start making signals with their hands, scooching down both sides of the line giving o-lineman new blocking assignments, and/or backing from under center and going to the gun is a stereotype to audibles.
I guess everyone on the Texans offense is a Jedi and they just know what Matt is thinking. Again, my bad.
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by H-town Fanatic on Sep 9, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I was against changing coaches for this year
But I believe a firing would have been justified. Kube’s weakness is his loyalty to friends, and that is where Rick Smith needs to step in. Kube’s needs to acknowledge his weaknesses and learn to work on them, or even better, delegate them. I think he should delegate the clock management to another coach – so he can focus on the big picture.
As far as the Denny’s menu – it is not that he has one, it just seems at times when I think (and a lot of other fans) he should focus his attention elsewhere.
On the challenges – it may be whoever is upstairs fault as much as his, as seeing things field level is not the best perspective of things.
I like Kubes, and I hope for all of our sake he is successful. The ball boy is now the boss – makes for a good story.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I agree
although I think the loyalty is good…to a point. It is just that in the past his hires almost always seemed to be his friends. It (loyalty) seemed to blindfold him from considering anyone outside his circle of friends. Maybe he has seen the light with the hiring of Wade. Gary has continued to improve over the years, although at an agonizingly slow pace (for me anyways). I have always maintained that Gary will be a good head coach…some day. Maybe he arrives this year. I certainly hope so.
We can't be sure about who was actually interested in our DC job, besides Koob's 'friends'.
It wasn’t all our choice. Someone needed to agree to come here, and I’d have to think we were pretty low on the list of preferences, to most potential DCs. Anyway, we’ve obviously been a huge reclamation project, that much is certain.
Except Kubiak hand picked both Richard Smith and Frank Bush for his DC.
In fact, the only reason we had to suffer through Smith is because he couldn’t get his first choice then…which was Frank Bush.
That speaks to his judgment, I think, on hiring players, and it’s one of the major reasons I got fed up with him last year.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 9, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
/fixed
That speaks to his judgment, I think, on hiringplayerscoaches,
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I was distracted.
Thanks for the fix.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 9, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured... happy to be of use.
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Alright... UT can be sure about things.
Tell me… why do you believe this, UT?
I see this organization as having had to settle for a Frank Bush, while you see him as having been their “first choice”. I don’t doubt Kubiak had talked him up, and praised him in that way, at the initial presser after Bush’s hiring. That said, I don’t buy it. First choice? Please.
But, what I am interested in, is why you seem to?
I don't remember the source, but I remember that story going around...
…when they anointed Frank Bush. It went something like Koobs wanted to get Frank Bush for his first DC but had to settle for Richard Smith.
It’s all kinda’ moot now… I’m hoping that a couple of years of Kubillips and we never remember what went before.
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Yeah, we may yet look back on such hardships, as blessings in disguise.
It does appear that Wade’s defensive scheme could be an ideal compliment, to Kubiak’s offense. The importance of our journey pales in comparison to the destination, etc., etc.
This entire post is supposed to be about our gripes/approvals for Kubiak, and I was genuinely interested in what UT was saying.
As far as I go, of course, I was a Broncos fan for many moons. I also confess to being a “WCO” fanboi. Then again, even I would have understood if we would have moved on without Kubiak after last season, although the thought of that still scared the crap out of me.
I wasn’t trying to be a prick, and UT knows he doesn’t owe me a response, if he doesn’t feel like giving one. But he’s a bright guy; color me interested…
Honestly...
I see it as being so easy to confuse and label Kubiak as being defensively handicapped. Defense isn’t his forte. That’s true. It shouldn’t have been such a big responsibility as it’s seemed to have been, either. Ideally.
And while I have no doubt about him being a poor evaluator, when it comes to defensive personnel, anyone who understands offense in the ways he does, must know a little bit about the other side of the ball… the side he’s made a name for himself, in attacking.
What UT is essentially saying, is that Kubiak is “defense stupid”. I disagree. I think Kubiak would have loved to hire a guy like Gregg Williams, but lost out to the Redskins (I believe) the first time aroun; and then the Saints, the next time. Shit happens. Our ten year history is littered with shit. And yes, everyone will ultimately be judged on their job, by their results.
But all of this doesn’t automatically make our present head coach incompetent. Does it?…
I think that we've had our share of bad luck...
…and hopefully this year things begin to move toward the mean.
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We're in violent agreement...
Last year ended my unqualified support. I don’t want to go through a rebuild, but I really can’t argue with the folks that assert that in spite of our marked improvement, there is “something” missing that is unrelated to our defensive woes. I’m hopeful that with Wade stabilizing the “D” that Koobs can focus on whatever that “something” is and get it resolved.
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Hear Hear
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Correct
Frank Bush was Kubiak’s original choice for DC when Kubes got the job, but the Cardinals wouldn’t let Bush out of his contract. Thus, Kubes went with his second choice, Richard Smith.
There were some reports (in the Chron, if memory serves) about this shortly after Kubes was hire in ’06.
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by Tim on Sep 10, 2011 8:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fair enough.
Still, the root of my original point, wasme wondering aloud, about who else Kubes actually had to choose from (besides Bush or Smith), as a DC?
I do see this all devolving further into hair splitting, but all I can do is consider the proof we do have, same as you folks. And that proof sure isn’t pretty.
Thanks for the feedback, gents.
Steph made the argument back in the day
When we were all spun up about Richard Smith that there weren’t a whole lot of people interested in the job.
I find that hard to believe. What I really believe was that there weren’t a lot of people who were both interested and who the coaching staff was interested in.
In hindsight, if they had taken a risk on some unproven coordinator or found someone in college, things could hardly have turned out any worse.
One of the things that I do find annoying about Kubes/the organization is the tendency to go for familiarity at all costs.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions
"Most of you in your opinions of Kubiak fall somewhere in the range of disgust to hatred"
Not sure where you get that. It certainly doesn’t apply to me.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I think he's remembering last season...
…when there was a pretty high level of “Kill the Monster” going around. [Not specifically you, Hydro…]
I think that things have calmed down some, and there’s some new-found optimism around the addition of Wade to the staff, but it sounds like there’s a significant “See! I told you so!!” contingent just waiting for the first stumble..
I don’t try to keep track of who specifically is saying what because nanner-nanner-neener after the fact is kinda’ pointless.
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You're both right
I’m shocked at the Kubiak love or at least wait and see attitude. Last year, shoot even before the season began, it seemed I had to defend Kubiak at every turn to friends and that sentiment seemed to hold true here. And tenfold on the radio and Chronicle blogs. Tim said it best when he said the first loss or sign of trouble will bring the haters out or start to turn people. Let’s hope it takes awhile.
I wasn't a member of this site until the second half of the season so I'll have to take your word for it
But I know exactly where you’re coming from. The same thing was pretty much happening on ever Texans message board and blog. Even I was pretty distraught at the end of the season. Not because I dislike Kubiak but because I knew some kind of change was necessary.
I was guilty of question whether or not he should be replaced with the likes of Bill Cowher, whom I still think is a hell of a coach that would’ve brought respectability to the franchise, but I was also on board with keeping Kubiak so long as a competent DC was brought in. That was done so Kubiak still has my support. Now if for some reason the team manages to fail spectacularly again…..well, I’m afraid I’ll probably be in the camp asking for his resignation, although I know what that means. Re-build.
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Last year
There were serious discussions on this blog as to whether or not Bob should hire Bill Cowher or John Gruden to replace Kubiak.
John Fucking Gruden.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 10, 2011 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate the "I told you so" crowd
Because they care more about being right than anything else. Nothing burns me up more than seeing someone congratulate themselves for being right about the misfortunes of the team and its players.
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To me it seems there is no middle ground
Either he is defended, or bashed, beyond all reason. He has both strong points and glaring weaknesses, which tends to polarize people
kinda reminds me of an old ditty
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead
and when she was good
she was very very good,
but when she was bad, she was horrid
Oh my gosh...
How old are you? I remember my Mom (born 1915) quoting that thing to me…
Where did you hear it?
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Hey now....
my mom (born 1923’ish) quoted that to me as well….and I am the spry young age of 44 thank you very much!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Yeah, I'm the baby of four boys...
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Wow... it's just strange...
…to hear someone reference something that is so obscure. And kinda’ comforting in a connected sorta’ way.
Where was your mom from?
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Happy birthday... I'm 53...
That explains it…
You just floored me with that one. I hadn’t heard it in YEARS.
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I'm in the pitchfork and torches crowd.....
after last year. lulz
I don’t claim to be a football genius or anything, it just seems to me that Kubes gets too locked in on his “script” and doesn’t seem to be watching what is happening on the field…..as in, everything you’ve tried AIN’T WORKIN’!!!! That is my biggest personal complaint of him. Formed entirely independent of this site other than research for just wth this “script” was I kept hearing about.
My second biggest complaint is something that will not be seen in any stat sheet, will not be able to be noticed by intense perusal of the sideline during games, and that is….there seems to be some undefinable something that separates the great head coaches from the good head coaches. Something that Kubes seems to be missing since we have been mired in mediocrity since his tenure began. Granted he started w/a great steaming pile of SUCK, but the last three years we pretty much all agree, the pieces were in place (minus a DC obviously) and still the same old same old.
I am very cautiously optimistic though that daddy Smith and grandpa Bob have implemented some sort of division of labor that will allow Wade and Kubes to shine at what they are both obviously great at. Yes I said “great”, it is hard to argue w/the results of either of them at their respective coordinator jobs…..as HC’s? Meh.
Maybe twixt the two of them they can find and capture in the bottle that something that is needed to get this team to the next level.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Admittedly guilty at times last year but was hesitent to join the mob as the offensive produced.

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 9, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice... I'm stealing that one for later, chuckie...
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Yeah...
I think that much is made of the script. I think it is a valid diagnostic tool to gauge tendencies. I think that like anything worthwhile there is an investment that is made for good results (in this case, potentially slow starting first quarters).
My concerns are:
- Overall game management – let your coordinators do their job and focus on overall strategy and the big picture.
- Clock management – Don’t lose a close game with timeouts in your pocket
- Accountability and responsibility – I don’t care if Koobs wants to get up in front of the press vultures and say “It’s on me…” That is meaningless deflection of media nosiness and I don’t think that a good leader throws his troops to the jackals. But when he gets under-performing players in a room, the message needs to be communicated that poor performance due to laziness, sloppiness or inattention will have consequences.
I’m hoping that we are making “Dynamic Duo” jokes for years to come.
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- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher
Wade lookin; a little Amer-azn

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Sep 9, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So very, very wrong... rec'd
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
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-tehGrindCrusher
And who is the chick playing the role of Han Solo frozen in carbonite in the background?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
OW, OW....
my eyes, my eyes! Quick, the eye bleach link please!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Wishing all the best for Kubes and for your franchise
I hope that Kubiak has an outstanding career in Houston. He has always been one of the most beloved Broncos and will always be welcomed back by our fans. The Texans are fortunate to have such a classy HC.
I agree, Larsen shouldn’t get any bigger. I am getting tired of his bone crushing hits knocking the pixels off my TV, once they fall to the floor they are very hard to find.
I'm getting to this late
But you weren’t alone defending Kubiak. I would have completely understood if he was fired last year. That’s the nature of the beast, but I wasn’t sure it was the right move. I felt like we had invested a lot in Kubiak, and that he was getting better at being a head coach. I felt like if we cut him loose he would just wind being very successful somewhere else. We went through the growing pains with him why not get the reward.
The biggest defense of Kubiak after last year was that he never lost the locker room. After that miserable failure of a season key players on both sides of the ball went out of their way to voice their support for him. The term leadership gets thrown around a lot, but I’ve always said you can’t tell who the leaders really are until things get bad. Things got bad and Kubiak still had the team behind him.
If Kubiak was stubborn and not willing to make changes, or the the team had lost faith in him then he needed to be fired. The fact that he was willing to shake things up (even if that order came from higher up the ladder) and that the players were still behind him was enough for me. I would much rather give a promising coach a little more time than to be in coaching carousel like the Raiders.
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
i've always been for kubes
he’s from Houston and he knows when to be conservative and when to let that go. Seems consistent but maintains a solid element of surprise. So much of the lack of success in the past, from my perspective, seemed to have more to do with a lack of distinguishable talent. He doesn’t lose his cool but you see him getting at guys when he needs to. He seems like a solid father-figure type and he knows the players that get it. Unlike many head coaches this man has actually suited up. He takes this job very seriously and i think as long as he focuses on maintaining a dynamic offense that jumps on teams early on, we can be an elite team. The team is poised to be the most efficient offenses in the league if we can eliminate dumb turnovers off underneath plays and screens like we’ve seen as tough luck plays in the preseason and first game. Good job kubes. Some of us like ya buddy. People don’t realize how bad the team was in a hole when you took over.

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