Defense Optional: Saints @ Packers, Second Quarter Open Thread
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:37 PM CDT
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PrintOne quarter down in the 2011 NFL season, and it's just as wonderful as we remembered. Apparently, Aaron Rodgers is, like, good and stuff. More's the pity if you are playing against him in your artificial football contests this weekend. Less good than Rodgers? Roman Harper, who is being abused like a redheaded stepchild who stole something. Probably a soul, considering how those filthy daywalking gingers are.
Where was I? Oh, yes, the second quarter is underway. As I write this, there still has not been a punt by either team. Because I don't particularly care about the outcome, and because I hate punters due to post-traumatic stress disorder brought on by Chad Stanley and Matt Turk, I am fine with a punt-free contest.
So, anyway, here's your second quarter and halftime thread. Leave your witticisms, creatively worded puns about player names, and other gallimaufry in the comments below. Thank you.
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/tosses you
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Y U NO LINK PPL
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Holy crap, the Saints forced a punt!
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And a TD!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I mention I am SO GLAD Sproles isn't with SD anymore?
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I think you did.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Malcolm Jenkins gets my MVP vote.
For having the sand to actually hit a wide receiver. I assume he’ll be fined and suspended eight games, but it was totally worth it.
Touchdown Saints!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
reggy who?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
A punt return for a TD
Would be nice if the Texans can haz one of those
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Reggie who?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddammit
I knew I should have drafted Sproles.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
FUCK YOU REGGIE
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lulz
And Banks appears
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I just went fucking insane.
I woke up my dog.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
He's alive!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
LOL
I love that it took you less than a half of Reggie-less Saints to go from being glad he left to hating him for being a bitch.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I was waiting for that punt return from him for 5 fucking years.
Fuck you Reggie. And thank you Miami.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Oh, Hollywood...
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Apparently.
WTF? Up next, Down The Stairs: A Slinky’s Story
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Had to rec
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Because you remember
when all they had were wood-burning Slinkys.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Do one for hungry hungry hippos!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I've spent the past two minutes trying to come up with a catchy title for that one.
No dice. All that I can think of is the Mike Birbiglia joke where he refers to them as “marblevores”.
heh
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I thought that was what Precious was about
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
They're making a movie about the game battleship....seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVckfdB-9To
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Movie ideas are getting worse and worse.
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that was my thought
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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adamreisinger
We’ve got “Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots: The Movie” and “Battleship”. When is this gritty “Chutes and Ladders” reboot coming out?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440129/
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
WTF?!
I need to start writing scripts. There’s a chance one can be made….maybe I’ll base it off of the game Perfection.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I kinda want to see how they do it
since Battleships haven’t been the focus of naval warfare since before WWII
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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I think you still have to count the Bismarck
Kinda. Though I could see arguments both ways.
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I guess, was thinking more about the Pacific, where the US battleships were wiped out
and it didn’t matter because the carriers were intact.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
The Bismarck was essentially done in by air
But the Brits sent the Prince of Wales and Hood after her, first. So, yeah, kinda both.
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so like WWI
were the tech had advanced but the tactics hadn’t yet, with tragic results.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Yup
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Saw an analysis of Antietam that was just staggering...
over 20K casualties in one day
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Where?
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Where was the analysis? The History Channel
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Ah
I feel very literate and knowledgeable about WW1 and WW2, but I know little about the Civil War aside from Gettysburg. Should make that my fall reading goal.
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Pretty much the same here...
WWII = pretty literate
WWI = less so, but still fairly informed
Civil War… I lived near Petersburg, VA for six months or so and it was fascinating driving around and looking out in a field and still being able to discern the earthworks from the trenches. Those trenches were the prototypes for the trenches employed in WWI.
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Yeah
We’re old enough to have been able to talk to family members who were in WW2. I think that oral history is a big part of our knowledge and driving the desire to learn more.
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yup... definitely
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
WW1 is really interesting in a horrific way
19th century tactics meet 20th century technology. Jutland is especially interesting, since it was really one of the last huge ship of the line engagements.
Yeah, trench warfare and mustard gas is a sad Panda combination
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I've read a lot on the Battle of Verdun, specifically
To me, it’s just amazing how men were used purely to stop bullets. von Falkenhayn was using his forces purely to win a battle of attrition. That’s just…wow.
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I'm shocked the mutinies that happened in France weren't way more common
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Lit'rature, too.
Highly recommended: Journey to the End of the Night, by Céline.
even with the execution of random dudes for whole units refusing to go over the top to their death
/Loved Paths of Glory
//Love Kubrick in general
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
It's already been done.
If we’re counting “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey”, at least.
Seriously, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots the movie?
Totally out of ideas.
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Next there will be "opreation"
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Battleship: the Movie
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
There was already a movie for that
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
not actually a joke, they are making that
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
makes me glad the are making a Moneyball movie
if you are going to be unoriginal at least base your movie off of fantastic stories.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
The fact that they're making that is the joke.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
"TicTacToe: The Suspense"
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Oh, X's!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
"LickThatToe"
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- MDC
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by DilloTex on Sep 8, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn you
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Dammit Nash... better... rec'd
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
LickThatHo
appeals to a wider audience
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Yahtzee
The movie
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
No dice
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Not unlike pity sex from the wife.
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not seeing a downside
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- MDC
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It does get weird when she checks her watch
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Close your eyes and count the squishy noises
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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Or starts paying bills
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Or is texting her mother.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
...or texting YOUR mother
…with commentary and questions
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"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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Well I guess it depends on how hot your mom is...
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My MIL
is about 5’4, 350 to 375. Yeah.
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And we're back
to Hungry, Hungry Hippos!
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
lulz
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
BLARGH!
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Is this where your nose tackle envy comes from?
by Nashmeister on Sep 8, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Glad I haven't started drinking yet
Because I would’ve hurled.
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...over the phone
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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bahDumBUM!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
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AWESOME
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
And this is officially a pun thread.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Hungry, Hungry Hippos...of doom!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it would work better if it was pr0n.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Hungry Hungry Deepthroat?
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOooooooooooooooooooo
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All fat chicks. All blowjobs.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Or worse. Lesbians.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Two Girls/One Cup remix?
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Delightful.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Man ze harpoons!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Hungry, Hungry Hip Ho's.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
X rated
Shoots and Ladderz
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh look! Another touchback!
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Wide open
And he missed him!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Wow
Great catch
Great throw
And really good coverage
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
WOW
GB has MOAR TE’s than Houston!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Amazing, right?
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You can never have too many tight ends.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
by LedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think you're gonna' get a scoldin'... but thank you anyway...
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- MDC
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Something's getting a scolding
spankspankspank
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How many times do I have to tell you to stop sticking it in the coffe pot?
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"You've been a naughty, naughty little Panda haven't you?"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher
He's putting the team on his back...
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Oh, the power of allusion.
That video is incredible.
I'm having a hard time watching this game without laughing.
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If it's any consolation...
He did single-handedly seal an NFC championship game and a superbowl, no?
Wow shit tackling.
I didn’t realize I was watching a re-airing of a Texans game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
GB's Oline
is just blowing them off the ball
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
Clifton with Ryan Diem's favorite move
you jumped into the neutral zone, so even though you’ve already gone back and reset I’m going to jump and point at you to get 5 free yards
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
That's how
he seizes the day.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, it works.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Watching the Saints first quarter defense left me with Texans 2010 D flashbacks
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Same here
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn people at CSC.
It’s like they’ve never seen a bad defense play before.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Show them some 2010 Texans' highlights.
It’ll desensitize them.
Call it
“Off Target”
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
... no returns
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
"Dawn of the HP touchPads"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Rollback This!
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Tie it up?
How are they going to tie up a 4 point game Collinsworthless?
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Two safeties, of course
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great blocking, grear cuts, great play.
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Ugh
NO defense is killin me
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Zing!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This is a good game, but honestly what I’m most excited for is the sandwich I’m making at halftime.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
What kind of sandwhich?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
*sandwich
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure yet
I’ve got roast beef, chicken and turkey in the fridge. Def putting some awesome horseradish mustard on it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
TWSS!
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"That's it, take ALL of the meat, you nasty..."
“…sandwich”
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll do that sometime
but since they are individually packaged, it’ll be an all sandwich day so I don’t have to leave them open for a long time.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
James Starks >>>>> Ryan Grant
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Wow the RB's on both teams have been running over guys.
I guess when our offense blew the Saints up in the preseason it wasn’t a fluke.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Sproles has been huge for the Saints today.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
ISWYDT
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Heh.
That was actually unintentional.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
The very reason I want Trindon Holliday on the roster.
No matter how shitty he is at things like “catching” and “football”, there’s always a place for speed like that.
Sproles is nice!
In GOD I TRUST>In BB i trust......faith where it belongs!!
Lewis Hamilton~ 2011 F1 Champion!!!
Life is about who makes it, not who makes it the fastest! Drive slow homie.
Colinsworth is making my ears bleed
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
''> This much
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Sproles is 5'6" and 190 lbs.
Trindon is 5’5" and 166 lbs.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
A LB making a play in coverage?
I thought that was illegal.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Zac Diles thought the same
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
And Dobbins
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he thought it was impossible.
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
TWFBS
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
mmmm... "That's What F---- B---- Said?"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
No idea.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
TWRSS
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You're this close to getting banned for confusing an old man.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
FB = Frank Bush
RS = Richard Smith
Jordann = pandasex
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
No point of explaining it to him.
Alzheimer’s can be a bitch sometimes
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Not always.
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What easter eggs?
I believe he lost that even before the Alzheimer’s kicked in
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
The rest of the time it's a party in your pants!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
French toast, please.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Pfft, more like baguette
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Si!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
/sits... Oh...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I'm fine with the lockout going back on.
Who’s with me?
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 8, 2011 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
All Colts fans.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...aaaannd still better
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
/crickets
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
/crickets chirping...
but funny
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
No thanks, I'm good.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha you're 12, have a tiny penis and your team is losing
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
GOd fucking damn you!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Banksy is here?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk about kicking a guy when he's down...
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He's upset that his tranny porn site went down.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there we go
unoriginal, but no merely parroting back the insults thrown at you.
PROGRESS!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I'm legal. Have a normal dick. And your starting QB is Kerry Collins.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oooh.... That'll leave a mark
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
he mad
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
ZING!
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
How's Peyton doing?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
good enough to fuck Banksy's mother
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
So anger.
Obviously being repressed by the need to give blowjobs to sailors.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Quit bullying me
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Lay on?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Lay off.
And that’s how babies are made.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
that's his line you ass!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I'm tired of your weak ass shit!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I'm going to give him a taste of his own medicine by going celibate like a bitch.
Thank you Based God!
GOd fucking damn you!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Maybe
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
It's more like foreplay.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It becomes fourplay
if you and mellowcheese joins!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
your shake n bakin....you should be happy
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
ummmm......
Peyton
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
well thats not our fault mate! even though we would love for it to be our fault
soooo write a letter to your favorite head coach and ask him why he let him play games where he gets hurt and still loses a playoff game
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
I don't actually mean it
I wouldn’t be anywhere close to as mean to someone not from the open threads who didn’t know I was just messing with them.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
oh..well atleast you have more character than most
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
but Jon Banks actually is 12
fucking child prodigy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
If Patrick Robinson put on a #25 jersey,
He’d look very familiar to me giving up touchdowns and falling down.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
ADVENTURES OF HELEN KELLER
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 8, 2011 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 8, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I love it
I also automatically rec holocaust jokes. I’m a big fan of stuff that Crosses the Line Twice
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
love TV Tropes
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite... I greened it.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Because you love me!
And because it was Anne Frank that was dumb, deaf, and blind.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
At some point after she wrote her diary... yes...
…also room temperature.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I lol'd
/going to hell
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You've already experienced the 2010 Texans D... you're prepared
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
And I've lived in Texas
for about 11 summers now, so I am prepared
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
reply fail but who cares?
Too many touchbacks so I am pretty drunk
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck yourself in the eye Costas
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Bob Costas makes me wanna rip my ears off
For whatever reason, I hate his voice.
"Lord, beer me strength."
SHUT UP MIDGET
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
X.X
the second you realize you did your homework and you see that Aaron Rodgers is still breathing :L
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
You want Rodgers dead or something?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Why?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
truthfully bro....i have no idea i just want him to stop playing football
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
Uh......OK then.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
I want to kill Bob Costas right now.
Seriously.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
by Cassieper on Sep 8, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
To make you feel better
He’s a total and complete prick in real life, too.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Poor MDC
And Jordan. But especially Tim.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Also Shake.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
All hail our towering, balding overlord.
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a good head of hair for a couple more decades I think.
By the time I’m that old I’ll probably be in jail or dead anyway.
Thank you Based God!
Not a bad combo.
Takes a tall lady to notice.
I'm not short
It’s just my gigantic gonads hangs so heavy that it’s holding my height down.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
only if you ask nicely.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
lay off.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Please.
With blueberries on top
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I feel so sorry for you :-)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I would have guessed that...
Cannot STAND him… The only thing that would be entertaining is to put him in the booth with Colinsworth (who I also loathe) and watch Colinsworth ridicule him.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Oddly enough,
that does make me feel better. But why does he still have a job then?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
(D-.-)=D(o.o)
that moment you want to walk into ESPN and beat the shit out of everyone :)
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
//scratches head//
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I don't get it either
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
im sorry
no offence but i realize im alot younger than most and i want to say sorry for using this but to be fair i just wrote a 4000 word essay in 4 hours just so i could watch
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
All good
I just didn’t understand your subject line. Also, 4000 words in 4 hours??? Sheesh. That’s crazy.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
yep....another reason my government hates me
(its for my government class about the government) best part was i could be total opinionated
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
super cute.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Bob Costas just mad me really sad
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Seriously...
Is there any one else (Joe Buck excluded) who sounds so fuggin’ smug and full of himself other than Costas?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Tim McCarver FTMFW!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
^This
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, speaking of smug shitheads
have you fucking heard Curt Schilling doing baseball on ESPN?? Christ, I want to stab him to death with a rabid squirrel.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I haven't
I solely rely on mlb.tv highlights these days.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Consider yourself fortunate.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a tight race... They both make me wish for gasoline and matches
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Dunno ifsh I can haz moar
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh what do you know? Another touchback!
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total missed opportunity
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I'll shamelessly plug this while we're in commercial
Our own UprootedTexan was a guest on Check it to Pancakes on Coltzilla. It’s no bfd pissing on BRR, but it’s a pretty damn good listen.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I was half-hoping this game wouldn't be too exciting because
I have a ridiculous amount of homework to do tonight. Oh well, I guess I’ll pull an all-nighter instead.
/pops some popcorn
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
you think you have a problem
its half 3 in the morning over here, this is how desperate i am for meaningful football haha
I was forced to have a 7:30 AM class,
so pulling an all-nighter isn’t that much of a stretch for me once I hit 3 or 4 AM.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
7:30 class? That's not fair
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
It was the only lecture time offered for Cell Biology.
To make me actually go to the class and cut down on dead time, I stacked the rest of my classes right after it so I have class from 7:30-11:20 on MWF.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Stop over-pursuing AJ HAWK
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Ingram looks real good.
Then again the packers run defense is below average.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
MOVE. BJ. TWO GUYS ON HIM.
There’s a joke in there somewhere
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Not touching that one
It’s against the rulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
kudos
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
G'night all; It was fun
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
see ya
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Night Dillo!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Packers just aren't getting pressure right now without a blitz.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Now say that the Colts' passing game will suck without Peyton.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Mathews cheating like everyone from U$C ever
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
FIFY
Mathews cheating like everyone fromU$CAny Division 1 school ever
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
U$C cheats harder
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
What kind of bullshit commercial is that?
First of all Sanchez doesnt have that kind of an arm. He throws it to nobody and of course its the Texans who are getting picked on nationally.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 8, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT! A FUCKING KICK RETURN!
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TD!
And I don’t have to take another shot!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Oh no!
Kickoff returns have been taken out of the game!!!!!!!!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Do a barrell roll!
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beat you
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
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