MOAR TUCHBAX: Saints @ Packers Open Thread, Quarter The Third
by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:33 PM CDT
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PrintHalfway through the game, fresh off the smugy smugness of Bob Costas, re-re-re-updated on ol' Vertebreyton Manning...can you really think of a better way to spend your Thursday night? Of course you can. But, seeing as how you don't have immediate access to fourteen dwarves, an aluminum Christmas tree, six quarts of KY, two pounds of pure Colombian nose candy, a stuffed rhino, and a clown wig, this game will have to do.
Besides, it could be worse: you could, say, live in Oklahoma. Or be one of the aforementioned dwarves. Or be a Saints fan who will spend the next 10 days wondering if their pass defense really is this porous.
Consider the comment section below to be a virtual landfill, in which you can dispose of the dirty diapers and empty beer bottles littering your brain. Or just consider it an open thread. Honestly, I don't care what you consider it.
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Kind of don't give a shit.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Playing the touchback drinking game?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah
I treat drinking like a sport, so I am practicing.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like I made that happen.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
So someone has a 108 yd return
And that means that the rule is somehow vindicated?
The rule is still fucking terrible.
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Complaining about it every KO gets pretty old though.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sounds about right.
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DO A BARREL ROLL!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Peppy approves
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So the first game of the season
PR for TD
KOR for TD
is this history?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
For the first game of the season?
Maybe. I’m sure the Chargers have done it to us before though.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Did you go to sleep?
Or are you still awake?
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Well,
there’s only one way he can honestly answer that.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
You are correct.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Cass is as pure as the driven snow
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
What does that have anything to do with sleep typing?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
You seem to be very excited about these drugs.
/forwards this convo to the Navy
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
I'll pass ever test they give me
I just have to show up sober. I don’t do anything that’ll show up on a piss test.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
indeed
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Day before you leave you need to do coke and kill a hooker.
It’s the American way.
Thank you Based God!
i've been awake all of the game
just been busy with some school work so only now giving it my full attention, been following the thread all evening/morning :)
3:30ish?
Wow. Good for you.
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i wanted to watch some football tbh
even if its not the texans, if it starts to look like a blowout might give up but as it stands might be up for a bit longer yet, nevermind
College or high school?
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i've just finished secondary school this year
i leave for uni on sunday, moving to London, so don’t actually have to be anywhere or do anything specific tomorrow which makes this easier tbh… i’m 18 almost 19 if that helps align it with the U.S. system :)
Cool
Good luck! You’re hittin’ some fun times. :-)
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cheers
i’m studying sports journalism so might try and write some stuff for here during the year if i can, but i’m still relatively new to the sport so it might be hard to compete with all of your knowledge, but i’ll probably see what i can put together at somepoint
Definitely feel free to drop me a line if you need anything
Happy to help.
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And there's your return of the year
Glad we got that out of the way early.
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Nice intro
Dillwad.
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Gracias
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh shit !! i put Saint defense as my defense!!
oh wait i was smart and switched it to the Lions
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
I have GB
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i havent been watching...
how many points do you have?
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
11 so far
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Again, why can't the Texans get one of those return games again?
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simply drafting a short fast person doesn't work
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
In order to get one you need a good return man.
And some decent blocking.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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/slitting wrists
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Every touchback proves that the rule is terrible,
and every long return doesn’t show anything because the rule is terrible.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
What will happen is that everyone will just return it deep in the end zone
Which won’t do anything to help the “safety” that they are supposedly making the rule for.
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You seem to be a fan of the superlatives when talking about this rule.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
I don't really care about the rule change personally.
It’s just back where it used to be. The good return teams will get good returns. The bad one’s won’t. Only thing that changes is fewer KR TD’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Oh, look!
Another long KO return!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
So kicking off from the 35.
And everyone suddenly forgets how to cover kicks. Outstanding.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
They are only allowed a 5 yard head start when running downfield now.
That could have something to do with it.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Am I the only one who thinks the saints don't looks as daunting as we thought they would?
If they don’t improve, I’ll feel more comftorable about the Texan’s winning that game.
Offense is still scary as hell, though
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Offense is still scary as hell, though
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Lol.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
1st game of the season bro!
In GOD I TRUST>In BB i trust......faith where it belongs!!
Lewis Hamilton~ 2011 F1 Champion!!!
Life is about who makes it, not who makes it the fastest! Drive slow homie.
yeh me too but i just think its first game jitters..bug
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
This is Green Bay''s offense that won a SB last year and now have all their pieces back.
Still no excuse.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
If we don't beat them
We may as well be Carolina
(I may change my mind at the end of the game though)
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Offense is still good.
Probably better than it was last year with a running game again.
Defense has taken quite a step back. At least this week.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think I’m done at CSC. After that last return, people at CSC were embarrased by the Saints and were going to dread going to work. After Sproles return, they have faith again.
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Welcome to bandwagon fans
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quiet
grown ups are talking
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Are you tall enough to be considered one?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
tall enough to reach your mother's blah blah explicit sexual joke about doing unspeakable things to your mother's orifices
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Mom would probably fuck you.
She has horrible standards with men.
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Yours, too?
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shit just got real
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
She hot?
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
so she fucked Jordann?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
nowhere did banksy say that his mom already has a bf.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, fair enough
that is required for Jordann’s interest.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
flagged
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
it was Lynxy's joke
but you didn’t flag her, because as soon as you hear she has a bf you want to hit.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Damn right
girls with BF’s are more sexually open
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like.
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike!
Thank you Based God!
They having boring sex with their bf's
but opens up every hole for le sancho
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
your a bad person
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
*you're
fuck off Cass
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
lololol
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Get it right then.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Too bad you still haven't got any from them yet.
Priests have more sex than you.
Thank you Based God!
You don't know that!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Makes you wonder why I haven't bitched about it lately, eh?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Find a nice sock?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lulz
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Fished out your real-doll from your dumpster!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Slightly used is a massive understatement
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It's not slightly-used
it’s just pre-lubricated
/silverlinings
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I just made a child molestation joke and I think that's gross
congrats
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
/curtsies
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
you took up the priesthood so it was illegal rather than just a shitty thing to do
/NO RELIGION
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL CHILD MOLESTATION JOKES
I’M FUCKING HILARIOUS AND TOTALLY SOBER
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. That's how often.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Quit bullying me.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Not anymore
As you can see, I also like to steal jokes too
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
NO PERSONAL ATTACKS!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Don't ask
Just back away slowly and don’t make any sudden movements.
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Quit bullying him!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Since he's in Texas,
one of the BF’s will probably shoot him.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
he may get a free pass as an endangered species.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
damn Obama
protecting those stupid endangered species even when they are nailing your gf
/NO POLITICS
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Hasn't happened yet.
Hope it never does!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Me neither.
We liked a little diversity in our open thread. Just enough to keep it from being too white.
Thank you Based God!
CH Hates white people
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Racism
ban them!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
will probably happen before you actually get some!
LOL
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Not happening
I can unload before he unloads on me!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
42 seconds of heaven
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
it's been a while from what we've heard
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
They call me premature-jack
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
"men"
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
he probably fooled her by wearing a Nixon mask
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
flagged
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
get Jordann some bamboo and spoken for women
he’s getting grouchy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I'm in class wrapping shit up
can’t defend myself. damn yous
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Do you get dumber in class or something?
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Yeah
brain short-circuits
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
GOd fucking damn you
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Looks like a TD to me
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HAHAHAH
we talk about Saints and then BAM they score a touchdown
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
Of course
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Good offense, bad defense.
Not terribly surprising for the Saints. More surprised by the Pack defense.
Thank you Based God!
2008 all over again...
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I'm kinda thirsty
I am hoping for a touchback
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Bring back the original Old Spice ads!!!
These new ones suck!
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I'm on a horse
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I'm sad to admit
I actually laughed at that last one. I think it was the squid thingie.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Woot!
and anuzer drinksh
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
HAHAHA!
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lol...
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Green Bay has 5 TEs?
And HOW MANY DO WE HAVE?
NOT ENOUGH, THAT’S HOW MANY.
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he is this year
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The next step is 6.
And we’re the team to make that happen.
5 WR set?
How about a 5 TE set MFers??
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We may have fewer TEs.
But we’re so enamored with them that we’re moving them to FB just to get them on the field more often.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
And
It rox
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, we've shat all over that for a while...
But Green Bay and New England can’t be wrong. Tight ends = shitload of points.
So the Packers D is no good?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
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Maybe.
Or two elite offenses are destroying pretty good Ds.
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Well,
the Saints’ offense is pretty good, but this is a complete collapse from both defenses.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Not tonight.
No real pressure on Brees and the Saints are running on them pretty nicely.Regardless neither team is going far with the defense playing like this.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
If the 2011 season is all about offense...
I think I’ll be okay with that.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I am moving us up to 28th Just after this game
On Defensive rankings
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, COMCAST AND YOUR STUPID ADAPTER!
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT CLOSED CAPTIONS IN SPANISH ON MY DAMN TV. I UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD AL MICHAELS AND CHRIS COLLINSWORTHLESS ARE SAYING!
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Que?
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Since cable is going digital
Comcast now requires every television to have an adapter. But every time I turn on my tv, I get CC in Spanish, so I have to switch it back to CC off. It’s just so annoying.
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Thanx to governmental regulationz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/not racist
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jajajajajaja!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Sep 8, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hang on, I didn't catch that.
Lemme switch on the captions.
And we’ll put them in Spanish because it’s festive!
Now what’d you say?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
mi lápiz es grande y amarillo
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no manches guey
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Gesundheit.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And e=we care about your
Big Yellow pencil how?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
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well....
My defense the New orleans saints failed but i thought they would soo i benched them…now i have my whole beginning on my team, Houston Texans must kill Collins for me to win this fantasy battle because my opponent is a SERIOUS packer fan!
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
its make it interesting for the NEW FOLLOWERS....
these kind of games get defenses rich when NFL pays them to suck it up
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
Both of these teams were solid on defense last season.
So perhaps the long layoff hurt.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Don't sell the Saints short, Chris
The Saints’ D is a tremendous slouch.
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^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember those old Gregg Williams debates?
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I do.
And I remember Greggggggggggggggg being the reason I (correctly) predicted that the Jags would not win the division whatever year it was that people were penciling them in for greatness.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean
why the extra “G”?
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Why wasn't Woodson thrown out?
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
That Sproles is no Reggie Bush!
He’s still not hurt, for example.
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He's also good.
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Irrelevant.
Bush is more famouser.
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^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Still not shitty.
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by MDC on Sep 8, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Saints get this TD,
do you think they will/should go for 2?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
I think they definitely should go for the tie here,
and I think they will.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
They will, and they should.
:)
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I still don't understand why you just don't kick the field goal...
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Your D can't stop anything all night?
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
There's a lot of game left
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The D isn't going to magically get better.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
At least try a damn run
why pass in that situation?
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
The coach was being "clever"
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
but I think everyone in Lambeau Field and watching knew the Saints were gonna pass on 4th down.
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
And they were successful running
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I was wondering that
because I saw Thomas had a really good run.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
I'm not arguing with that.
The play call was horrible. I don’t have a problem with going for it there though.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Me, neither
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Why get so cute?
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Exactly
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Cuz their O Line
was getting thrashed, although they did still get beat really bad
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I get that
but seriously it seems like you either believe in your offensive line to get a foot, or you kick.
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Yeah,
Peyton tried a lil too hard there.
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
So, that's where Peyton has been all this time!
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Nope
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Damn, that was blown up big time.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Now, 6 plays and GB gets another TD
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
For those who constantly rag on Kubiak:
Look, other coaches fuck up, too! Superbowl winners, at that.
He was flagged for
Illegal tackling the ball carrier
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
lol Saints giving this game to them like SMD
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
uhhh Suck My D
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
mhm nvm lol i know too much slang
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Such Mellow Dudes
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Sit Mike Down.
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Saints Mediocre Defense?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't overrate the Saints' D.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Shake Masturbates Dudes
Thank you Based God!
by Colts Homer on Sep 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
We're done here
Goodnight, everybody!
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not dudes
just to dudes
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
but they have long hair and fake tits!
totally doesn’t count!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Sep 8, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever helps you masturbate at night
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Thank you guys for all your SMD interpretations
but the one im referring too is one in my nightmares….Im sitting down on Sunday night faking sick so i dont have to go to a play(girlfriends..) and watching as the players come out. Texans come out and my friends show up and we are hyped to watch us kick some Collins Colts Ass. Then the Colts come out and there he is. Him. Him Who Shall Not Be Named. He walks out and on his helmet it says SMD and the announcers in all their shit say Sucking Mannings Dick continuously as He gets 4TD and somehow learned to run further making him my Satan. Then i wake up…
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Sep 8, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll say once again
Starks >>>>>> Grant
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She is almost as hawt in that ad
As she was in Soul Plane!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Wait, who?
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May have been a local ad
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
But I believe she was
Sofía Vergara
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
//longing sigh//
Oh yes. The horrible things I’d do to her.
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More like Sofia Viagra
amirite?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 8, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unlike BFD
I don’t disappoint
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy tits!
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I like her better as a blonde, which is her natural hair color
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Sofia Vergara?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Nice guess
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I typed it before you posted her picture
but my mom called me.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
I've seen better coverage by the Texans 2010 secondary.
Nice 10 yard cushion BTW.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I feel like I'm watching Jennings again.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
And he..
he just fell down there.
/sad lol
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Is it just me,
or is there a Sh*t ton of commercials.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
Not just you
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soembody let out the squatters from the basement
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
And we cause commercials?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
Quit challenging my logic
Kerry Collins is the Indianapolis Colts starting QB. Your argument is invalid.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
...........
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is a depressing week.
damn lockout,
I forgot about that.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
sky sports pundit says the texans are the dark horse for the super bowl
we english are very knowledgeable about these kinda things….
I'd go with that.
But i really need to see the defense play more than 24 snaps in a game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
so uh football
got a bit sidetracked there
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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4Q Thread
Be there or be trapezoidal: http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/9/8/2413889/greg-jennings-aint-andre-johnson-saints-packers-fourth-quarter-open
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MOAR GB
We better score 50 on NO
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