Whitney Mercilus is finally going to start. It was nice knowing you, Locker.

Because there were two games. Get it?

The Texans made their best effort to give us all indigestion with their heartbreaking overtime performance. The BRB crew steps away from their families to provide an epic conversation.

Texans, Patriots, Horned Frogs, Longhorns, whatever...it's all good tonight.

Give thanks for your Houston Texans by commenting intelligently and frequently in BRB's open game thread.

You've almost made it to the glorious twin bill of gluttony and Texans football. Pass the remaining time here.

BRB's resident Oracle prognostibates about which teams will come out victorious in week 12.

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Prediction No. 1: You will eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

The QB for your Houston Texans is rightfully honored for his sublime play against the Jaguars.