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Happy New Year, BRB (With Apologies To Robert Burns)

To The Tune Of Auld Lang Syne

Titans fans may all use meth
Be it smoked or snorted line
Titans fans may all use meth
But their sisters do not mind

CHORUS:
Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Star-divide

Oh, Tennessee dads, they may get irked
About their sons in their daughters' behinds
But there's no love like brotherly love
And the sisters do not mind.

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

MCM "readers" cheer for a stolen team
While swilling cheap moonshine
But the double-wide's a-rockin', win or lose
And their sisters do not mind.

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Mike Jones brought pain in the Super Bowl
As Sahel did in old aught nine
But who in Nashville could be depressed
When their sisters do not mind?

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Their wildcard dreams will die Sunday
Around 3PM central time
But they'll all get laid just the same
And their sisters do not mind

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind.

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stop it!

your killing me, LOL

BU alum, BU dad.

by @BLMTTT on Jan 1, 2012 12:08 AM CST reply actions  

time to start off the new year with a bang. end the besfs hope of playing another week.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 12:12 AM CST reply actions  

Lulz

almost makes up for 2DH!!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 1, 2012 12:16 AM CST reply actions  

I was trying.

You’ll get a New Year’s 2DH this week with the leftover Christmas bits that didn’t get published last week. It’s like a DVD with extra features (if that DVD drank all your vodka and forgot to flush).

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

forgot to flush

neck like mike tyson

by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If I had Sockpuppets

They would rec this too!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:17 AM CST reply actions  

I almost forgot!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:39 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

Because, seriously

fuck that team, its fans, and its owner. But Happy New Year to the BRBtards!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Which I mean as a term of endearment, obviously.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

And taken as such :)

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

lol why doe it say texans rule?

dont get me wrong they do, but it seems alittle counter productive. then again im high sooo ima just shut up :)

by BC5 on Jan 1, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

And Fuck fuck fuck yes to your sig

I can only imagine the other 4 reasons are just as good

by BC5 on Jan 1, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So you did find a way

I could rec this twice!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

why you're welcome!

I’ll probably put this in the gameday thread tomorrow so even more people can enjoy this pic

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

As I will Toro

Pissing on the Tack emblem

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually I think a might post this after we destroy them again

Perhaps I’ll even troll MCM as well with this pic

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

strokes the trolls belly...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Now it fits...

rather random the first time I saw it…still LMFWPAO over “but their sisters don’t mind”.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

That seems like it should say

“entering” rather than “leaving” and “welcome” instead of “good riddance.”

I rec’d it anyway.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

It was from the Colbert Report

Some Tea Party group in Tennessee tweeted “Good riddance you perverted sodomite POS” after Barney Frank (who is gay) retired from office. Colbert responded “Oddly enough that his Tennessee’s state motto”

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

/no politics, of course

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Tears in my eyes...

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 1, 2012 5:19 AM CST up reply actions  

This...is.....GOLD!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 AM CST reply actions  

don't you mean green :p

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

twss

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

golden

fucking nails

by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

U think ur so funny with that stuff.

Supid Fexans fans. U will see who is laughing after the game lol.

U think ur bulls onparade defense is soo good, but it will just be ground beef after we’re thru with u. Looser.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang.

by JusticeLeague on Jan 1, 2012 1:49 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

lulz

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

intoximcated...

ftw…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

so. much. fail.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 1, 2012 5:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently all the inbreeding hindered their ability to spell

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the legendary

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

-Orwell, Politics and the English Language

www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 1, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh heh heh

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 1, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

You realize that not all the fans are from Tennessee?

And you realize the players aren’t from Tennessee either?
And even if they were, this is disgusting and below childish.

by Lobotomyze on Jan 1, 2012 3:28 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

You realize that not all the fans are from Tennessee?

Some kinds of people just naturally gravitate to the same sort of, er…“interests”.

by FreedomRide on Jan 1, 2012 8:02 AM CST up reply actions  

You realize that this was written to irritate Titans fans?

And you realize that, by making your comment, you validated the entire thing?
And even if you don’t, I’m still enjoying your reaction to the post.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Better than a rec!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Fugg. Ing. A. Maze. Ing.

Happy Fuggin’ New Year! Laughing my balls off, yo.

Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.

by Lone Spot on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

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