To The Tune Of Auld Lang Syne

Titans fans may all use meth
Be it smoked or snorted line
Titans fans may all use meth
But their sisters do not mind

CHORUS:
Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Oh, Tennessee dads, they may get irked
About their sons in their daughters' behinds
But there's no love like brotherly love
And the sisters do not mind.

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

MCM "readers" cheer for a stolen team
While swilling cheap moonshine
But the double-wide's a-rockin', win or lose
And their sisters do not mind.

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Mike Jones brought pain in the Super Bowl
As Sahel did in old aught nine
But who in Nashville could be depressed
When their sisters do not mind?

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind

Their wildcard dreams will die Sunday
Around 3PM central time
But they'll all get laid just the same
And their sisters do not mind

Their sisters do not mind, my dear
Their sisters do not mind
The family trees, they may not branch
But their sisters do not mind.