Carolina Panthers Inactives:
- Quinn Johnson FB - Marrying sister.
- Jason Jones DE - Busted for meth. MDC will have pics later.
- Kevin Matthews C - Too scared to be around team when they lose and are officially bounced out of the playoffs.
- Gerald McRath LB - Kidnapped by mcnair2vy where he will be subjected to horribly inhumane treatment, specifically, when she talks.
- Shaun Smith DT - Unable to find stadium.
- Rusty Smith QB - Even the BE-SFs aren't stoopid enough to play Rusty Smith. Get lost, looser!
- Byron Stingily - Who cares? Your Houston Texans are the 2011 AFC South Division Champions.
Your Houston Texans Inactives:
- Mike Brisiel OG
- Owen Daniels TE
- Arian Foster RB
- Jeff Garcia QB
- Johnathan Joseph CB
- Sherrick McManis DB
- Troy Nolan FS