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Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans, Second Quarter

One quarter in the books.

One drive that made the BESFs look like the mediocre defense that they are.

One Texans player of questionable status.

Business as usual, I s'pose. Anyway, this is your Second Quarter thread. Continue the discussion below.

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CBS says Yates took a blow to the head. If it’s a concussion, day of Houston’s wild card game — Saturday or Sunday — could be important .

by A Mar on Jan 1, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

Think it was

when he fired off the laser to Dreessen. He got a helmet to helmet. No flag, of course.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was on the

Casey roll out.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

^This

Given what we’ve seen in previous games when Texans hit QBs, it was pretty fucking irritating that there wasn’t one thrown there.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

they'll make up for it

by calling one on Watt later.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

oh it won't be legit

don’t worry, he’ll be fine.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

yup…got hit in the head on that play

by maise on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

may have been

Officials don’t like to give opposing teams roughing the passer penalties against the Texans.

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by Gerbillogic on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Do Not mess with

our 3rd string 5th round draft pick ™

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

I think he's claimed 2nd string now.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Look...an angel!

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Yes Jared Cook was a factor.

A factor of zero. Thanks announcer.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

he was

eskeert of getting sacked

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Praise Wade!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

OMG

One of the commentators said that Wade Phillip is the best free agent signing of this season.

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

and an

ex-Oiler at that.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

that's an announcer meme now

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

No way

It’s Darren Sproles!!

by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sproles was a very good signing.

But it wasn’t like the Saints couldn’t score without him.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That's utter crap.

Everyone knows the best free agent pickup was Darren Sproles.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Nnamdi Asomugha disagrees with you

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade is our Peyton Manning

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

So the last 2 weeks

we were the Wade-less Texans?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

what we have been saying all along

best FA signing of the year

by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I think that's the right call by the Texans PR

“He’s fine”

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

Hasselbeck be suckin'.

Bironas, OTOH, is a guy I wish we had.

by FreedomRide on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

Ok time for a Delhommage to...

hopefully good football.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Decent return Demps

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Pancakes thinks Braman gets a fine for helmet to helmet.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Head to Helmet?

Fuck them!

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

How can he get a helmet to helmet fine when he wasn't wearing a helmet???

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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't endorse the position.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be ridiculous

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Cajun flavored...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak with the

Rope a Dope

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

A million years to throw and we get that?

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell was that Delhomme?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

WOW

awful

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

He should of just handed it off

Now a Winston hold

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Did not know

Kubes was 5-0 in Week 17.

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know if that stat holds

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

So if we lose this due to "Football Indifference"

do we get Luck?

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Defense is gonna be sucking air if this keeps up...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

I'm gonna call

Run-Run-Pass for the rest of the game. Keep that clock moving.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

I'm calling run run run

I say this as a football fan who is completely opposed to watching Jake Delhomme throw a football.

by riversmccown on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wha?

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Why would we block in the back there??

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

cannot happen

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

So we blocked in the back

while trying to tackle someone?

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

How does the kicking team

get an illegal block in the back?

no way possible

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Block in the back on the kicking team?

I’m trying to think of the last time I heard that.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Bullshitland

Home of the bullshit the zebras spew.

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Since it cannot happen

probably never

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Never heard that as far back as I can remember

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we the Raiders

all the sudder

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Too early for a 911 movie?

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Not really.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

amazing book

so i think not. its not really about 911. Its about the kid after his dad died in 911.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been getting mixed reviews

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This game has lost all meaning,

except for trying to get out without any more injuries. A win means little, as does a loss. Work Ward and Delhomme, and make Jacoby play the entire game for being such a disappointment at WR2.

by McAggie on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

If the Texans make the Super Bowl, it'll make Super Bowl XL look like textbook refereeing.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

turk is trapping us

into bringing him back next yr. not a single shank yet

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His tackling isn't as good...

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Every time Turk punts, God kills a puppy.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Hill again!!!!

Side Judge #79
AKA my elementary school Gym Teacher

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

ninja assassin

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Another Ninja sack!

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

THE NINJA. SWORD DANCE 2

DEATH BY MY BLADE

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

NINJA ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

i'm a ninja

i’m a hoodie ninja

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NINJA!!!!!

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Double Smith Sighting

Awesome

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

nice D there

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

yep

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

good coverage

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

This play by play guy

sounds exactly like Mike Greenberg

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

So what the announcers are saying is that Wade is unleashing his French Vanilla Defense today???

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

more likely

Blue Bell Home-made vanilla

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

TexansPR Texans PR
#Texans @AntonioSmith94 records his second sack of the game, giving him a career-high 6.5 sacks for the season.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

nice punt

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Imagine that Kareem Jackson

Gets Stiff armed to the ground

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

that actually is new

he can usually tackle pretty well

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

now thats what i call a sack lunch

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

fuck that was close

by A Mar on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

nice that Vickers dodged that 1st defender

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

OG

I like the sound of a first round OG

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

An Original Gangster

Could add a lot to this team, I agree

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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd or 4th round OG is more likely

WR & NT are probably the top priorities

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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

not many guards taken first round

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

That’s where you can plug in a starter and this draft has 3 or 4 1st round quality Gs/Cs

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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

THOR!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Casey!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Delhomme

has a very weak arm

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

It's like watching someone try to throw baloons

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So slow - he throws every one a bit behind

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

a call on the OTHER team... can they do that

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

casssey

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

DWard!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Glacier!

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

QB Controversy

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Not anymore.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

slow unstoppable object

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Glacier tearing through the defense like the Titanic

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Arain esque...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

yes

but remind me what arain is

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Delhommed!

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Bad move Jake

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Damn.

Pay attention to the fucking football!!!!

by WhiskeyR on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Unfortunately inactive

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

in the locker room

changing his adult diaper

by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Emergency qb?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubes

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually would like to see that

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't OD inactive as well?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey probably

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Zuh?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

theres the delhomme i know

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Smith pqned again on that play

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Defense gets more practice??

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Can't believe I'm clamoring for the rookie over the seasoned vet

but where’s TJ???

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

He's got a ringing headache right now

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That's our Jakey.

Goddammit, that was gonna be a curb-stompin’ drive.

by FreedomRide on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

For all the folks that wanted to see Delhomme

They got their wish

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Be careful what you ask for

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ

Cushing , Manning

He made an easy decision

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Big Play

LETS GO D

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

ugh

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Really?????

Donnie fucking avery.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

A man so shitty

even the Rams didn’t want him.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

funny

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Goo'd

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy crip, it's a crapple

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget Mr. Smith

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

This Mr. Smith is so shitty

he SHOULD go to Washington.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks Jake

You’re supposed to be getting TDs for Houston, not Tennessee.

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Again

Let’s not forget Mr. Smith

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure Delhomme fucked up

But hey let’s not put some blame on the guy who had the ball at the tip of his cleats but he wasn’t very concerned about looking down until a Titan player had it. Genius I say

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

he had his eyes up...

he does not suck for not looking down. thats just bad luck that he didn’t see the fumble

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Smith was totally pwned by the D lineman

Who was the one who caused the fumble

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no he definitely sucks at blocking

I’m just not faulting him for the non recovery.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Me neither

But he was a main reason for the fumble

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

in THAT case

screw him. lol

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He also got beat too

I didn’t mention cause thats common place now

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That one was as much on Smith though

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

ya except smith didnt fumble the ball.

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Smith would like some hate too

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

DeCastro is likely to go top-20

Cordy Glenn (Georgia) is more our range….and I LOVE that guy. Fantastic guard.

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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Peter Konz (Wisconsin) also another name worth remembering in the 1st round lineman talk

Played center at Wisconsin….but can also play guard.

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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

And one more....

T/G Barrett Jones (Alabama) also worthy of 1st round consideration.

Good year for linemen in the draft. Really good year.

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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Out of his system....where's his wtf play.

We generally give teh Schaub one a game…

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice one Allen

Getting beat by Donnie Avery lol!!

by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

jason allen is so good

I can’t undertand why kareem would EVER see the field

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

kareem would not have looked at the ball...

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

well good think Allen got a good view of himself giving up a TD

thtats roth points right?

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He bit on a slant & beat on a fade

Hard to fault him on that

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

you REALLY think kareems better?

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

i think the difference is very small between them either way

so I don’t get why allen gets a pass while kareem gets the most annoyingly stupid responses from fans

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It was like Allen turned and looked at the ball

and became a spectator and just watched it go by

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Allen only gets beat underneath, Kareem gets beat no matter what

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

they both suck

I just don’t get why allen gets a pass all the time. “well kareem would have given up a 9 point td instead of a 6 point td so don’t you dare criticize allen”

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Because when Allen gets an INT, like against the Steelers, it'd probably have been a TD if Kareem were in.

He doesn’t get a pass. But he does suck less and has more big play potential (as evidenced by actually having made some big plays).

by WhiskeyR on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

because he's better than kareem

your not criticizing allen. your defending kareem

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm doing both

when people on this blog start talking about kareem their brain turns off and they start sounding like drunk mentally disabled titans fans.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Information like that is often reliable from him.

And if it’s a concussion, and we might play on Sat, they aren’t going to say a word.

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by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't whathername

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Tj is done

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LuLz
UH’s @donnieavery beats Jason Allen for easy TD and Texans fans blame Kareem Jackson.

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

BEASTMODE!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

I think

JJo woulda been on him, so its pretty valid here.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Besides our number one corner.

Just remember #25 would’ve been on tha—- uhhh, yeah…

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

What was the penalty?

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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

I saw that much, just not what he did.

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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe a really bad

Block in the back?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd...

we are paying attention!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The ref

is a JJ Watt fan, and its a makeup call from last week

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Personal Foul

What for, I don’t know

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

caset finaly back healthy

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

good news for Mario

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

ya your right. i didnt think of that.

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

simliar injuries

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Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Glacier.

Slower to the edge than geological phenomena.

by FreedomRide on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

This game is flying by

Can’t believe it’s almost halftime.

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

i blame global warming

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

CASEY!!!

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

beautiful

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

WOW

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

lol delhomme

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Come on

Besides the fact he throws to covered receivers, and his passes are as fast as lame ducks, and he tends to underthrow – he is pretty good

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Shocking!

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

RACKERS FROM 52??????????

THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Rackers with the 52 yard FG

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Rackers...simply huge.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

TWSS

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Rackers!

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

i predict jeff garcia is active next week

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

And we do get the ball at the start of the half.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

wade and bum look just alike

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

...frickin' flying by...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

please

please beat the titans. oh please…

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by rexthejet on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

^this

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this comment

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

rec whore...But absolute trufff!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

If we win this game

with our pro bowlers on the bench, and a QB who all 32 teams didn’t think enough of to have in their top 3 through half the season, I welcome anyone to Reliant next week.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

So if Wade is our Messiah

Does that mean Bum is God?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

theologically...yes.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

/no religion

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

first link on first row sports

google it

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

good tackle kareem

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

You're being to nice

Demps got put on his ass

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

*too

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing Hasselbeck sucks

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

nolander will be along soon enough

to explain why that doesn’t mean that KJax sucks.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

kjax sucks

allen just sucks too, believe it or not. At this point we should probably just play mccain

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I don't disagree.

But I think there’s different degrees of suck. Allen at least comes up with interceptions and passes defended more than once or twice a year. Pretending like they are equally bad doesn’t make sense.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

this

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

other then the picks

I haven’t seen anything from allen to make me think he is that much better then kareem, or to justify the over the topness of the kareem hate.

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

other than nothing.

i have seen nothing to make me think kjax can cover revivers

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds like jason allen

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

exept he makes turnovers happen.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

at the end of the day

I hate both of them

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

hate...

is such a strong…. strong… accurate word.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Those revivers are hard to cover

Of course K-Jax can’t cover receivers either.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, Kareem was a first-round pick by the Texans.

Allen was picked up off the street. That alone should explain some of the difference in hate if the two players were otherwise equally shitty. Which I still don’t think they are. “other than the picks” sort of glosses over how many Allen has since joining the Texans (7 in 22 games).

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

picks can be so fluky though

he does have 3 evey year for the last 3 though. Kjax does bring something in run defense but obviously thats no good in the passing game. Either way everyone screaming and yelling to cut K jax after every bad play is just stupid and obnoxious.;

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd agree with the last part.

And KJax is very, very good in run D. That’s the maddening part from my perspective.

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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Allen is serviceable. Kjax just sucks

He reminds me of the Little league kid in left field whose mind is somewhere else, then shits himself when someone hits the ball toward him. Kajax looks like he is thinking of that girl he met last night, then the snap catches him by suprise.

Allen at least has some ballhawking skills.

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by professortex on Jan 1, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes Kareem is so awesome at tackling

but he has to tackle in order to save his blown coverage

by LordGav1n on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Was that Kareem falling down again?

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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

kareem with jason allen like coverage there

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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

but the pass was defended by Rackers

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Dueling slide whistles?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't be silly

Jawharps

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

A defended play

on our prevent?

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

K-Jax falling

It’s been just last week since I seen that.

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

McCain with the PD!!

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure, but I think the BESFs have to win today.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

That is their only chance

of making the playoffs

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

that and everyone else has to lose

with a scenario that calls for an eclipse and an asteroid landing in ethete, Wyoming killing a cow with only three teats

by LordGav1n on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we hurt Avery? PLEEEEEEEZEEE!!!

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

Is this our real d?

Or are they going vanilla?

by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

way vanilla...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

vanilla

as well as a taste of how the season would have been without J Jo.

by Kidaster on Jan 1, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Donny Avery's knee

Why haven’t you blown out yet

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

almost

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

we really should cut kareem to give allen more reps like that

it’ll definitly make our defense automatically better because

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Lions struggling to stop Matt Flynn....

Packers smart to showcase Flynn for a potential trade in the offseason.

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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

CUFL

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

UFL is dead

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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And that matters in this case how?

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

His career probably would be heading in the same direction

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by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

CFL Unemployment?

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Via Scurfield:
That was Neil Rackers’ 30th FG of the season, a new franchise record. Previous record (29) set by Kris Brown in ’08 #Texans

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

pretty cool

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by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

I’ll be laughing my ass off if the BESF’s don’t find a way to win this game against our scrubs and vanilla d

by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

if you can't beat a team

starting allen AND kareem at the same time….

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Since it's halftime

I would like to suggest http://readycheers.com/category.php?id=41 to anyone looking for a jersey. Authentic style jerseys for 18 bucks. I’ve used the site before real legit. Got myself a Cushing, in addition to several others for different teams.

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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

You know you should be flagged for spam right there

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah nobody asked for jerseys

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So Delhomme has a fumble

A pass that should have been picked and 2 other bad passes. This game needs to be over already so I don’t have to watch him again

by A Mar on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Carolina giving NO a game.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

The offense with our fourth string QB is downright Delhommely.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

I want to be angry

but I can only be irritated we didn’t bring our A game to end the Titans hopes and dreams

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by nolander on Jan 1, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

We are cursed.

Sigh.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 1, 2012 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

We already sacrificed an important player to Matut

I think we should win this game

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Gratuitous GIF

Hope the Giants treat the Cowgirls like this guy.

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Probably my favorite video from this season

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

HEADSHOT

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOOMMMM HEAD SHOT

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

yes indeed

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by Gerbillogic on Jan 1, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

see below for the definitive HEAD SHOT!!!

/shroomin’

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Rob Schneider is.....

derp-de-derp-de-derp-derp-derp!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

LuLz

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Rob Schneider is.....

The Stapler.

Rated PG-13

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd already...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

HoustonTexans Houston Texans
Kubiak on injury to @TJ_Yates: “We’re still in a little bit of an evaluation process…If he has to, he could return (to today’s game).”

by A Mar on Jan 1, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

round about talk

If I’ve ever heard it

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope we do lose today

Because I so want the BESF in the playffofs. We crush these fools.

by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

TATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Great Tate run despite Wade Smith’s epic fail at blocking

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

OMG TATE!!!!!

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

EXPLOSIVE ELEMENT

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

I have not seen a clipping penalty in 20 years

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

Bryant Johnson reliving his youth.

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