Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans, Second Quarter
by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:40 PM CST
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PrintOne quarter in the books.
One drive that made the BESFs look like the mediocre defense that they are.
One Texans player of questionable status.
Business as usual, I s'pose. Anyway, this is your Second Quarter thread. Continue the discussion below.
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Manning to Hall:
SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE, BITCH!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
AlbertBreer Albert Breer
CBS says Yates took a blow to the head. If it’s a concussion, day of Houston’s wild card game — Saturday or Sunday — could be important .
Think it was
when he fired off the laser to Dreessen. He got a helmet to helmet. No flag, of course.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
^This
Given what we’ve seen in previous games when Texans hit QBs, it was pretty fucking irritating that there wasn’t one thrown there.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I hope its against their promising young QB Locker then
And not old man Hasselbeck. Fuckin BESF’s/
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
may have been
Officials don’t like to give opposing teams roughing the passer penalties against the Texans.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Greatest picture ever ^
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
Do Not mess with
our 3rd string 5th round draft pick ™
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I think he's claimed 2nd string now.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
by Xiane on Jan 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Look...an angel!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yes Jared Cook was a factor.
A factor of zero. Thanks announcer.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
he was
eskeert of getting sacked
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Praise Wade!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
WADE!!!!!!!!!!
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions
OMG
One of the commentators said that Wade Phillip is the best free agent signing of this season.
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
that's an announcer meme now
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Sproles was a very good signing.
But it wasn’t like the Saints couldn’t score without him.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
That's utter crap.
Everyone knows the best free agent pickup was Darren Sproles.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Nnamdi Asomugha disagrees with you
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Wade is our Peyton Manning
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
So the last 2 weeks
we were the Wade-less Texans?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
what we have been saying all along
best FA signing of the year
by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 12:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ok time for a Delhommage to...
hopefully good football.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Decent return Demps
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Pancakes thinks Braman gets a fine for helmet to helmet.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions
Head to Helmet?
Fuck them!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
How can he get a helmet to helmet fine when he wasn't wearing a helmet???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
I don't endorse the position.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
That would be ridiculous
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Cajun flavored...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Kubiak with the
Rope a Dope
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
A million years to throw and we get that?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I dunno if I can watch three more quarters of this.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
It's part of our punishment for success.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
He should of just handed it off
Now a Winston hold
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Did not know
Kubes was 5-0 in Week 17.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
I don't know if that stat holds
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Gary Kubiak just wins
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
So if we lose this due to "Football Indifference"
do we get Luck?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Defense is gonna be sucking air if this keeps up...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm gonna call
Run-Run-Pass for the rest of the game. Keep that clock moving.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I'm calling run run run
I say this as a football fan who is completely opposed to watching Jake Delhomme throw a football.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Why would we block in the back there??
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
cannot happen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
How does the kicking team
get an illegal block in the back?
no way possible
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Block in the back on the kicking team?
I’m trying to think of the last time I heard that.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions
Bullshitland
Home of the bullshit the zebras spew.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Since it cannot happen
probably never
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Never heard that as far back as I can remember
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Are we the Raiders
all the sudder
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Too early for a 911 movie?
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
amazing book
so i think not. its not really about 911. Its about the kid after his dad died in 911.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
This game has lost all meaning,
except for trying to get out without any more injuries. A win means little, as does a loss. Work Ward and Delhomme, and make Jacoby play the entire game for being such a disappointment at WR2.
If the Texans make the Super Bowl, it'll make Super Bowl XL look like textbook refereeing.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
turk is trapping us
into bringing him back next yr. not a single shank yet
by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions
His tackling isn't as good...
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Every time Turk punts, God kills a puppy.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. Hill again!!!!
Side Judge #79
AKA my elementary school Gym Teacher
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions
Another Ninja sack!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
THE NINJA. SWORD DANCE 2
DEATH BY MY BLADE
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
NINJA ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
NINJA!!!!!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Double Smith Sighting
Awesome
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
nice D there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
yep
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
So what the announcers are saying is that Wade is unleashing his French Vanilla Defense today???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
more likely
Blue Bell Home-made vanilla
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
TexansPR Texans PR
#Texans @AntonioSmith94 records his second sack of the game, giving him a career-high 6.5 sacks for the season.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Imagine that Kareem Jackson
Gets Stiff armed to the ground
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
that actually is new
he can usually tackle pretty well
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by Carter Liles on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
wow
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
that was a damn good punt
i miss the hit man
now thats what i call a sack lunch
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions
anyone have the video of Delhomme throwing at a barn?
by Texan5513 on Jan 1, 2012 12:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
nice that Vickers dodged that 1st defender
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
OG
I like the sound of a first round OG
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
An Original Gangster
Could add a lot to this team, I agree
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
3rd or 4th round OG is more likely
WR & NT are probably the top priorities
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
not many guards taken first round
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THOR!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Casey!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
That was a HS-caliber ball.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
It's like watching someone try to throw baloons
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
So slow - he throws every one a bit behind
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
a call on the OTHER team... can they do that
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Glacier!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Not anymore.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Glacier tearing through the defense like the Titanic
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Arain esque...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Bad move Jake
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Unfortunately inactive
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
in the locker room
changing his adult diaper
by HTown80 on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Emergency qb?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Casey probably
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Zuh?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Nice non heads up play by Wade Smith
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
At least he's consistent.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Smith pqned again on that play
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Defense gets more practice??
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Can't believe I'm clamoring for the rookie over the seasoned vet
but where’s TJ???
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
He's got a ringing headache right now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
For all the folks that wanted to see Delhomme
They got their wish
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Be careful what you ask for
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
CJ
Cushing , Manning
He made an easy decision
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
A man so shitty
even the Rams didn’t want him.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
funny
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
There's only one picture needed to describe this game
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 1, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Goo'd
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Holy crip, it's a crapple
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget Mr. Smith
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
This Mr. Smith is so shitty
he SHOULD go to Washington.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks Jake
You’re supposed to be getting TDs for Houston, not Tennessee.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Again
Let’s not forget Mr. Smith
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yes, clearly it's Smith's fault that Delhomme is trash.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Sure Delhomme fucked up
But hey let’s not put some blame on the guy who had the ball at the tip of his cleats but he wasn’t very concerned about looking down until a Titan player had it. Genius I say
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
he had his eyes up...
he does not suck for not looking down. thats just bad luck that he didn’t see the fumble
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Smith was totally pwned by the D lineman
Who was the one who caused the fumble
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
oh no he definitely sucks at blocking
I’m just not faulting him for the non recovery.
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Me neither
But he was a main reason for the fumble
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
in THAT case
screw him. lol
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He also got beat too
I didn’t mention cause thats common place now
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
That one was as much on Smith though
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
ya except smith didnt fumble the ball.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. Smith would like some hate too
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
DeCastro is likely to go top-20
Cordy Glenn (Georgia) is more our range….and I LOVE that guy. Fantastic guard.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Peter Konz (Wisconsin) also another name worth remembering in the 1st round lineman talk
Played center at Wisconsin….but can also play guard.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And one more....
T/G Barrett Jones (Alabama) also worthy of 1st round consideration.
Good year for linemen in the draft. Really good year.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Out of his system....where's his wtf play.
We generally give teh Schaub one a game…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Nice one Allen
Getting beat by Donnie Avery lol!!
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
jason allen is so good
I can’t undertand why kareem would EVER see the field
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
kareem would not have looked at the ball...
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well good think Allen got a good view of himself giving up a TD
thtats roth points right?
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
He bit on a slant & beat on a fade
Hard to fault him on that
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
you REALLY think kareems better?
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i think the difference is very small between them either way
so I don’t get why allen gets a pass while kareem gets the most annoyingly stupid responses from fans
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
It was like Allen turned and looked at the ball
and became a spectator and just watched it go by
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Allen only gets beat underneath, Kareem gets beat no matter what
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care if he never turns his head, he is still better than Kareem.
Kareem should be his backup.
they both suck
I just don’t get why allen gets a pass all the time. “well kareem would have given up a 9 point td instead of a 6 point td so don’t you dare criticize allen”
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Because when Allen gets an INT, like against the Steelers, it'd probably have been a TD if Kareem were in.
He doesn’t get a pass. But he does suck less and has more big play potential (as evidenced by actually having made some big plays).
because he's better than kareem
your not criticizing allen. your defending kareem
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i'm doing both
when people on this blog start talking about kareem their brain turns off and they start sounding like drunk mentally disabled titans fans.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Information like that is often reliable from him.
And if it’s a concussion, and we might play on Sat, they aren’t going to say a word.
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It wasn't whathername
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
LuLz
UH’s @donnieavery beats Jason Allen for easy TD and Texans fans blame Kareem Jackson.
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BEASTMODE!!!
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This is where the cool is.
We are playing Blu Bell soft serve vanilla D right now.
Big whoop if they got a TD on our 2nd and 3rd stringers
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions
Besides our number one corner.
Just remember #25 would’ve been on tha—- uhhh, yeah…
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 1, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
What was the penalty?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions
I saw that much, just not what he did.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe a really bad
Block in the back?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
rec'd...
we are paying attention!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Personal Foul
What for, I don’t know
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
ya your right. i didnt think of that.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
This game is flying by
Can’t believe it’s almost halftime.
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CASEY!!!
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Great read, Jake.
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Come on
Besides the fact he throws to covered receivers, and his passes are as fast as lame ducks, and he tends to underthrow – he is pretty good
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Shocking!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
RACKERS FROM 52??????????
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Rackers with the 52 yard FG
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Rackers...simply huge.
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Go Rackers!
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And we do get the ball at the start of the half.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions
...frickin' flying by...
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please
please beat the titans. oh please…
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when Bum Phillips is sitting next to its owner.
by Still Blue on Jan 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
^this
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
I like this comment
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
rec whore...But absolute trufff!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If we win this game
with our pro bowlers on the bench, and a QB who all 32 teams didn’t think enough of to have in their top 3 through half the season, I welcome anyone to Reliant next week.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
So if Wade is our Messiah
Does that mean Bum is God?
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theologically...yes.
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first link on first row sports
google it
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2nd half adjustments
Stop Jared Cook
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Quintin Demps just got a tackle broken against Chris Johnson.
Yikes.
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You're being to nice
Demps got put on his ass
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
*too
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
nolander will be along soon enough
to explain why that doesn’t mean that KJax sucks.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
kjax sucks
allen just sucks too, believe it or not. At this point we should probably just play mccain
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Oh, I don't disagree.
But I think there’s different degrees of suck. Allen at least comes up with interceptions and passes defended more than once or twice a year. Pretending like they are equally bad doesn’t make sense.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
this
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other then the picks
I haven’t seen anything from allen to make me think he is that much better then kareem, or to justify the over the topness of the kareem hate.
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other than nothing.
i have seen nothing to make me think kjax can cover revivers
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exept he makes turnovers happen.
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at the end of the day
I hate both of them
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hate...
is such a strong…. strong… accurate word.
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Those revivers are hard to cover
Of course K-Jax can’t cover receivers either.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Well, Kareem was a first-round pick by the Texans.
Allen was picked up off the street. That alone should explain some of the difference in hate if the two players were otherwise equally shitty. Which I still don’t think they are. “other than the picks” sort of glosses over how many Allen has since joining the Texans (7 in 22 games).
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
picks can be so fluky though
he does have 3 evey year for the last 3 though. Kjax does bring something in run defense but obviously thats no good in the passing game. Either way everyone screaming and yelling to cut K jax after every bad play is just stupid and obnoxious.;
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I'd agree with the last part.
And KJax is very, very good in run D. That’s the maddening part from my perspective.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Allen is serviceable. Kjax just sucks
He reminds me of the Little league kid in left field whose mind is somewhere else, then shits himself when someone hits the ball toward him. Kajax looks like he is thinking of that girl he met last night, then the snap catches him by suprise.
Allen at least has some ballhawking skills.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Was that Kareem falling down again?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
kareem with jason allen like coverage there
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but the pass was defended by Rackers
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
This is like the dueling banjo QB war
’cept nobody knows how to play the banjo.
by Still Blue on Jan 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dueling slide whistles?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Don't be silly
Jawharps
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
K-Jax falling
It’s been just last week since I seen that.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
McCain with the PD!!
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I'm not sure, but I think the BESFs have to win today.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions
That is their only chance
of making the playoffs
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
that and everyone else has to lose
with a scenario that calls for an eclipse and an asteroid landing in ethete, Wyoming killing a cow with only three teats
Can we hurt Avery? PLEEEEEEEZEEE!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Is this our real d?
Or are they going vanilla?
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
way vanilla...
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Donny Avery's knee
Why haven’t you blown out yet
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we really should cut kareem to give allen more reps like that
it’ll definitly make our defense automatically better because
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Lions struggling to stop Matt Flynn....
Packers smart to showcase Flynn for a potential trade in the offseason.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Texans smart to showcase Delhomme for potential suitors in the CFL
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CUFL
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
UFL is dead
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
And that matters in this case how?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
His career probably would be heading in the same direction
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
CFL Unemployment?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Via Scurfield:
That was Neil Rackers’ 30th FG of the season, a new franchise record. Previous record (29) set by Kris Brown in ’08 #Texans
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions
pretty cool
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
I’ll be laughing my ass off if the BESF’s don’t find a way to win this game against our scrubs and vanilla d
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
if you can't beat a team
starting allen AND kareem at the same time….
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Since it's halftime
I would like to suggest http://readycheers.com/category.php?id=41 to anyone looking for a jersey. Authentic style jerseys for 18 bucks. I’ve used the site before real legit. Got myself a Cushing, in addition to several others for different teams.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions
You know you should be flagged for spam right there
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
So Delhomme has a fumble
A pass that should have been picked and 2 other bad passes. This game needs to be over already so I don’t have to watch him again
Carolina giving NO a game.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions
The offense with our fourth string QB is downright Delhommely.
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I want to be angry
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Sigh.
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I think we should win this game
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Probably my favorite video from this season
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
HEADSHOT
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This is where the cool is.
see below for the definitive HEAD SHOT!!!
/shroomin’
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BRAAAAMAN
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by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Rob Schneider is.....
derp-de-derp-de-derp-derp-derp!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Rob Schneider is.....
The Stapler.
Rated PG-13
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This is where the cool is.
rec'd already...
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HoustonTexans Houston Texans
Kubiak on injury to @TJ_Yates: “We’re still in a little bit of an evaluation process…If he has to, he could return (to today’s game).”
round about talk
If I’ve ever heard it
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I hope we do lose today
Because I so want the BESF in the playffofs. We crush these fools.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
TATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Wow
Great Tate run despite Wade Smith’s epic fail at blocking
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Marc Kahlberg
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
OMG TATE!!!!!
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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Bryant Johnson reliving his youth.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
3Q
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/1/2674500/open-game-day-thread-titans-v-texans-third-quarter
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