Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans, Third Quarter
by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST
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PrintLook, when Jake Delhomme strapped his helmet on and walked onto the field, if you didn't think the Texans were in for a long day, you were just lying to yourself. That's not healthy. Don't do that.
That said, the Texans get the ball to start the second half and only trail by 3. Oh, and, regardless of what happens today, the Texans will be playing at Reliant again next weekend, and they'll have Arian Foster, Johnathan Joseph, Owen Daniels, and a not-playing-his-cards-close Wade Phillips available.
The sky, she ain't falling.
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Wade Smith
Is a Suckle
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Helmets?
We don’t need no stinking helmets!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Patriots on the come back
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
CLIPPING?!?!?!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Ward
two-headed monster sighting!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Damn another injury?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
...damn...depth....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Time for the
fourth string to see the field.
You mean other than at QB?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Newton getting some run and now he is hurt
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I really like that kid, too.
Damn.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
He will battle back
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
I don’t know about you guys, but I so want the Titans in the playoffs.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
No Way
I want them out now. Screw those guys.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
I was kind of thinking that as well.
They are shitty.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck no dude
I get what you’re saying but confidence is a hell of a drug sometimes.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Thanks a lot, Reliant turf
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Cosigned,
Brett Hartmann
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Cosigned,
Wes Welker
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think the turf did that.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
STAB STAB BURN STAB KILL FART!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah! Hell damn fart!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
You're kinda snippy today, anything wrong?
I’m worried you’re trying to steal my thread job.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
I thought we where a team
like batman and robin. And aren’t I always snippy? I must have been slipping lately(its really hard to follow threads live when using the ps3 app as it lags about 50 plays behind)
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
That was more on his ballet move
than the turf
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Good view of the bad turf there on that Racker's kick
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Irritatingly
it looked like shit even before the game started. Stupid bowl game.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Sure.
I’m good with that.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Hyper extended
He will be ok
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Looked like an ankle injury there.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I was thinking hyperextended knee
though initially, the way he was gesturing, it looked like a hammy or ass cramp.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
You can get a hammy from hyperextension
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I meant hammy cramp.
But, yeah, you’re right.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
It is an Arabesque injury
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I love Arian rocking the Fresh Prince hat.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
pic or gtfo...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I really need to get myself a really tacky christmas sweater
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Damn
A big guy should NOT be having a leg in the air like that. I feel sorry for the plant leg.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Rackers with another FG
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Schwartz looking like a complete twat in a big game against GB.
He is wasting a lot of talent in Detroit.
What clock???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
The clock in the top right corner
It disappeared, reappeared but with different looking digits
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
now its just a video feed of the one in the stadium
they do that sometimes when something breaks
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
CBS uses a computer that reads one of the game clocks and translates it to their font. If that computer malfunctions, the director just uses the game clock and edits it in the screen.
Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...
is that how it works?
interesting. I figured they had some sort of feed that gets disconnected sometimes
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
well the translating part is different
like I though it was sent over a network or something, not that it was actually processing video and converting it
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I have to say we look good
The backups are doing well. I’d only be worried if we were down 17 with the second string. Remember, we’re playing BESF starters and keeping chase!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
1st string D
For the most part
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
That is why Braman got a sack
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Hey....
I just noticed
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
for most of the 1st half at least
but yeah looks like we are going to more backups now
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Plus we have a vanilla defensive scheme going
Aaaaand braman!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Braman & Nading with the combined sack
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Backup D....FTW
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
still ranked
top 10 in the league
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Crunch!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
WOW Braman!!!
Leaping sack of death!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
post season game :)
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Titans Superbowl
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for trufff...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Three and Out!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
If we pull out the win with a lot of backups
Do we get to see methhead ritual suicide?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions
Suicide, overdose, is there a difference?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
so much the sweeter..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
NO
they wouldn’t know what happened.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Is it just me or does Delhomme annoy the hell out of yall?
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
im not really talking about his play.
I mean his demeanor and how he acts. Just annoys the hell outta me.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hasslesuck
almost as accurate as Delhomme
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Lol at tit fans
They’re going crazy due to the fact that try can hardly beat our scrubs. Hahaha, just to show how superior we are to them.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Is it me
or does Mark Wahlberg play the same character in all his movies?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Ultra-Awesome Badass?
Yes.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
except in comedies
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Then he plays retired Ultra-Awesome Badass, without a shirt (a la Date Night)
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
He always tries to be a badass
To try and shake off the Marky Mark label
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Where did you find
That picture of PUD?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
" just relax your ass...like this...."
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not his fault
that Jakespear dropped it.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
bad throw too though
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Yeah
a little bit, but it hit his hands, there is no excuse in dropping it.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
after jacoby jumped way up in the air
i’m not sayign he shouldn’t have caught it, but it was more then a little shitty of a throw
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
How do you drop that Jacoby?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Another horrible Delhomme pass
I am shocked
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Who's worse delhomme or hasselbeck
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Gabbart.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Jacoby Jones
He’s 6’3", not 8’3", Jake.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
6'3", 8'3", he probably would have still dropped it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Maehl-in it in.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Rivers is on fire
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
don't encourage him...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Like Kareem's drawers after that burning....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Turk
trying to tackle – lolz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
He's no Hartmann
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
According to the Texans Facebook, Yates is fine they're just holding him out.
Conservative Kubiak is conservative.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Konserviak is alive & well
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
sarcasm..
right?
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Yeah.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think it's that bad of a call
sure Yates could use the snaps – but the way our line blocks, so can Delhomme.
I don't disagree with the call.
I’m just kinda surprised he pulled him so early; and at the same time not surprised.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Probably because there was a sack
1st offensive play
you don’t want the kid killed
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I believe if Indy loses
Trolling them will not suffice my anger.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
I started yelling "Look back! LOOOOOOK!"
Scared the heck out of my niece and nephew.
FUCK YOU TOO KAREEM
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If Kareem would only turn his head
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
sigh...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
And Kareem doesn't even bother looking back for the ball
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Non looking back idiot mother fu*ker...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
HAHAHAHAHA
Just throw it deep toward Kareem
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
frustrating to watch....
This offense is a shadow of it’s former self.
No way we make it out of the first round UNLESS Kubiak figures out a way to stretch the field.
Hopes pinned on defense now……and as I type this they go for 9000 yards on the pa pass…. Nm.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 1, 2012 1:58 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Wade must have him chained up in the dog house
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
You can't look back
and run forward?
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Jackson needs absestos drawers... getting burned today...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Maybe Kareem is just a huge Don Henley fan?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I missed that play cause I was beating my child....
now i have to beat her again
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
poor girl
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ha! you don't know...You just don't know.
I should be getting the sympathy
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
he'll be fine
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
He's fine
He’ll be back next week. Kubiak is just holding him out
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure he isn't injured
Kubiak is just holding him out
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
He is not injured
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
He's fine, they're just holding him out for the game.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
The only way he can justify Delhomme
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
he's fine
Texans just playing it safe.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Remember when we had teh Schaub? yeah, me too =(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
TRADE TEH BUM, WE DON'T NEED HIM
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Someone at a recent holiday gathering
tried to convince me of the “obvious” fact that Leinart is superior to Schaub. He was also trying to make the argument that being a season-ticket holder made him an undisputed authority since he has personally seen Andre waiting for numerous passes.
Sounds like that guy was drunk
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Or retarded.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
the best part...
He thinks Leinart has the stronger arm and can get it to AJ better (him and his season-ticket neighbors refer to our best QB as Matt Lob… see what they did thar?) I told him AJ better get used to coming back or hanging around the flat if Leinart is at QB, since he always checks down.
Isn't Bironas the one that kicked them to a win here a few years ago?
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Yep
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
the 6 field goal game
yes
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Battle of Field Goals now
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Kajax is no good in this league
I don’t think he’s battlin’.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Maybe he is nicked up a bit
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
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Banned!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Any worthy free agent corners this year?
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Asante Samuel probably
But he’ll be out of our price range. Also there’s Jason Allen
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
I am taking bets that they will find charles barkley locked in a motel room binging on weight watchers foods..
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Tries to be such a bad ass commercial
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Even though KJax sucks
He is statistically better than DMac
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions
I'm guessing we draft Guards in the 4th & 5th rounds in the next draft
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
i do not object
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Dick Van Dyke
thinks you’re an asshole.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
MOAR THOR!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Great catch by Casey!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Casey
game’s leading receiver?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
sweet throw and catch...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
As many injuries as we've had
We’ll take what we can get.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
VIckers with ANOTHER fuck up
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Ask, & ye shall receive
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Why do you have to make it so hard?!
Twss
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Actually
twsd
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
MOAR THOR!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Casey again with a wide open catch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I agree with the commentators
Casey is wasting his time at FB. He needs to be a TE
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Nah.
When the offense is totally healthy, having him at FB is a sneaky way to get another TE on the field.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Definite move AWAY from sideline by Casey...
Rice Grad…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
even with Delhomme trying to get him killed!
Go Casey!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 1, 2012 2:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
toss the ball 5 yards back to gain a yard..hate it.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
How far is Tate away from 1,000 yards???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
He came in needing 155.
He had 55 on one carry. I don’t think your math adds up.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
He's at 943 right now
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
Graham sighting!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Graham!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wisconsin tight end sighting!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
GRAHAM CRACKER
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I've always liked what I've seen of Graham when he's played.
(In the preseason, mainly)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Garrett Graham LIVES!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Yes
/NoSarcasm
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Confidence building
We are looking solid
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Why start running sideways plays close to the goal line?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Can we never call that play again, please?
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
eating sunflower seeds on the sidelines
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Bench. It's all scrubs from here out.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sidelines
eating sunflower seeds
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Reminescent of the Hasselbeck Mic'd UP...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
lol
kubiak got his johnsons mixed up
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twss...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
no kidding
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell was that?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
An old man afraid to run
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I can't imagine they had a spy on him....
there’s no way….fears the run…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
An old man who forgot to take his Centrum Silver today
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
THROW THE FUCKING BALL
YOU CAJUN RETARD!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
lmao
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Def PI?!?!?!
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions
that looked like back yard football...
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I, for one, applaud Jake Delhomme for that play
He had enough time to throw five interceptions, but limited himself to an incompletion.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Well played sir
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
But
@Schaub could have run that in.*
On his scooter.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Garcia could have run it in
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
he should have put his head down and run it in.
At least the result would have been entertaining no matter what happened!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
maybe he was in the back of the end zone
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
BFD
could have run that one in.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I'd have paid to have seen that.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
4Q
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/1/2674543/open-game-day-thread-titans-v-texans-fourth-quarter
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Maybe Kubes has decided he wants the BESF's next week afterall
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Hey Jake
RUN WITH THE BALL BITCH! SCHAUB COULD’VE GOTTEN THAT WITH THAT MUCH SPACE
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hey, at least it's not the Browns
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 1, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
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