Sunday Afternoon/Night Football: Open Thread
by bigfatdrunk on Jan 1, 2012 4:20 PM CST
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PrintMaking this post skinny, but chat here about the Sunday afternoon games. If we need a new one for SNF, I'll get it up. I'll also make a new post.
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First blocker
Just in case.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You'll get it up?
Poor Mrs. BFD.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions
Poor, poor Mrs. bfd.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
/convinced The High Priestess of Bewbz is pissed at BRB...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yes for mentioning Tits in relation to the BE-SF
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
...and rec'd for the hive!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
#noonecares
Looks like I am on my way to winning the championship. Even with not noticing that LeSean McCoy didn’t play.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions
DAMN!!!
ATL up 42-0 on Tampa and it’s not even half time!! Bye-Bye Raheem.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Like i said in the other thread.
They are the worst team in the NFL right now.
It all started when the Texans beat them to. Payback for getting Schaub hurt for me. FU Fat Albert.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I have nothing against Tampa
But fat Albert need to die. And I’m serious about that.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Raiders losing by 2 scores...
Not good for Tennessee.
Atlanta just curbstomping Tampa Bay. Yeesh.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I hope the Giants win tonight.
It would be sweet to see the Cowboys eliminated in yet another prime time game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
If Tim Tebow put on a Rockies jersey, that windup of his wouldn't look out of place on a pitcher's mound.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Apperantly
Kellen Moore is in the same boat.
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
iswydt
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Patriots Texans AFC Championship Game
Calling it
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions
Would be better
for a Bronco’s Texans AFC Championship.
Then the road is through Reliant
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Tried convincing my parents to give me $ to go to HTown for Wild Card round
Failed Miserably.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Rendering it useless for Home field advantage
for me at least
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't watch the first quarter
How did TJ look and the offense look.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
4-4 133.5 qb rating
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TJ only played 1 series, I believe
Scored a TD
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 1, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
After an ugly sack on the first play, the offense looked great.
Yates didn’t play after that first drive.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Outstanding.
What I wanted to see. It started ugly but he got it together.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Go Texans!!!!! Playoffs Baby! whooooo-hooooo
by texan fan in cowboyland on Jan 1, 2012 4:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I really want someone
to find a screenshot of Ahmard Hall sitting on the bench with stars over his head.
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
a close up of the different sized pupils would suffice also...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Broncs need to hold 'em here.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I actually feel really good despite the loss.
It looks like we’ll be seeing Cincy next week since Broncos and Raiders are both losing.
Honestly, I think we have a great chance of beating them.
0-7 at the half...right where they want 'em.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
At what point do the Broncos fans
get pissed seeing what could have been their QB torching their team while their FB playing QB does nothing?
It has to be frustrating knowing Tebow will set the team back a few years.
Kind of like Sanchez. He’s pretty much locked in as the Jets’ QB based on past TEAM success, but there’s no way they’ll go the distance with him starting.
To be fair
Sanchez did show up big time in the payoffs but yeah in the regular season he’s hot garbage.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Sucks that broncos defense started playing so well
They had a shot at maybe getting RG3
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Is it shameful...
…if I jizz my pants knowing both Dallarse and Methville got so close, but yet so far from making the playoffs this year?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
But didn't the BESFs win the division today?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Hey over to the right under the Yahoo links are Braman's helmet-less hit.
And Pat Lee pulling the Special teams gaff of the year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
And I will LAUGH
We gave Tennessee the game and they’ll still miss the playoffs at this rate.
Delicious.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Just getting that ass red
For the spanking they are gonna get next weekend
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Must suck for John Lynch to watch his team just quit
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
London Buccaneers
Sounds about right
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Probably wouldn't do a whole lot for NFL love over here though
we appreciate an underdog but we have limits, and 42-0 down before the first half ends would probably stretch those limits tbh haha
Kidding. I know an NFL franchise in London is a non-starter,
If for nothing other than logistical reasons.
There are enough NFL nerds in the UK—or Mexico, or Japan—for one game a year, but that’s about it.
Oh no I know where you're coming from
even if they did bring a franchise over here, or created a brand new one, I’m a Texans fan and I would continue to be regardless, and the majority of fans over here are probably the same I would guess, so support would be a problem too, as well as the whole logistics of it all.
A game a year is cool with me atm, just wish the Texans would come over haha
I wish they would, too.
I’ve got tons of relatives in the UK who need to be converted.
They’re all in Manchester, so you know who they root for.
chelsea?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'd guess United
and by association Tampa if they follow the NFL, but not a lot of United fans actually live in Manchester, so maybe City fans?
I'd tell you to send them my regards over yesterday's result
but Chelsea played so shit themselves I’m in no position to gloat
I did yeah,
it made me happy until I watched Chelsea play, and then I was too depressed to care about United’s ineptitude anymore
Turner has 172 yards and 2 TD's in the first half OUCH.
Nice bye week for the Falcons
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Damn
Madden on rookie numbers
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hmm Tampa was 4-2 when they signed fat Albert
And now they will be 4-12. Now what does that say.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Karma.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Holmes looking likely to be gone from the Jets.
JennyVrentas:
“He quit,” one teammate said of Holmes. “It’s happened for the past two or three weeks. It’s happened all season.” #nyj
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Oh man
The jets are tearing apart. Bring tears of joy to my eyes.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
Didn’t they sign him to like a $50 mil deal before the season?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
he was asked in postgame whether he wanted to be back with the Jets
he ended the conference and walked away.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Love seeing the Jets rip themselves apart.
It got quiet after the early season stuff but looks like it’s about to heat up.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
and the Giants won the New York City but in Jersey bowl. :)
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 1, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah Brandon Jacobs smack taking Ryan after the game was epic.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah and since when were the jets new york's team
Like in 1968 or some shit like that. Btw, Joe Namath, most overrated player in NHL history.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
greatest cross dressing quarterback in history?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 1, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
pwnteam
Instead of quitting, Santonio Holmes should have put on a Dolphins jersey if he wanted to catch Mark Sanchez’s passes.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
LOL
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Best thing to happen so far today?
Fatso Ryan’s shit completely blowin’ in the wind.
Hopefully we will see the last of that dickhead as a HC after next season.
not me. i hope they sign him to a ten year extension.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I don't hate the Jets,
in fact I love them for beating the Clots in SB III.
But Fatso Ryan? I despise that blubbering asshole. The sooner he falls into permanent obscurity, the better.
awesome play by TEBUS...
for he can will muffed punts.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
they touched the Tebus but didn't get a flag?
Don’t these refs know the rules?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Show of hand...recs?
Who hear doesn’t feel sorry for the sad sonofabitch that’s got to guard Dre next weekend?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
*here...I fail
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
So who will it be pacman or innegan
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They showed his wife on NFL network
Not gonna lie, she’s kind of attractive.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anybody else notice how he couldn't catch Tate on that long run even though he had the angle?
Tate was breaking away until that other player got him.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I expect a scathing fanshot/pot from Wario Millions.
He just went off in the other thread about the loss.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Justified.
We just handed them the division with that atrocious loss.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
dude needs to put his big boy pants on
bend over and take it like a man
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
He bought tickets and expected a "real" game.
I mean if that’s his first game and he spent a large portion of his disposable funds to buy the tickets, I almost feel sorry for him.
Then again, he should have seen it coming.
depends on when he bought them
usually we are the ones who play all our superstars and win on the last game of the season.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
True. I can understand the frustration of getting a preseason experience at a rivalry game.
But, we have bigger fish to fry.
come on sunday night foosbaw
cant wait for giants – cokeboys. whoever loses we win
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions
they get one more week to fail
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Watching the broncos is like watching a crappy version of Navy's triple option.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Jan 1, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
its either this or the falcons bucs slaughter
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Damn!
That hit him in the chin…dude is a monster.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Broncos only points were a Chiefs muff that they turned into a FG.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Raiders getting butt-raped by the Bolts at home in a game that matters.
Al Davis’s ghost must be proud.
I sort of want the Raiders to win
just so we get the Titans in the first round, but I can’t make myself root for them.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
So who do we get if Bengals lose
Broncos win and Raiders lose?
Bengals
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Nope
Oakland has to win and have Denver lose to win the West.
An Oakland loss = Denver as West Champs and Cincinnati as Wild Card #2
"Lord, beer me strength."
Ermm, I don't wanna play the Bungles
I think they are better than when they played us. Off day for them maybe?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Assuming the Texans beat the Bengals
Can they beat the Ravens in Baltimore?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Smart money would say
no, but the Ravens are so flaky that I think anyone could beat them in any given game. If the Ravens show up to play, it will be a long day for the Texans though.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Watching the Bengals now, they look really good
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
They're not a bad team
They’re playing hard….hopefully they exhaust themselves in the process.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Probably no.
But the 2nd seed could still be Pittsburgh.
Yes they can beat the Ravens
We have the talent. The question is “will we”?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 1, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
If the Ravens don't win
their division they might as well forfeit the playoffs, there is no way in hell that team can win 3 consecutive road games.
Yep. If the Bengals are going to get the 6th seed...
then I at least want them to beat the Ravens in the process. The Ravens aren’t much of a threat on the road.
I wouldn't bet against the ravens if they had to play Denver though.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Denver is one and done regardless
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
not as bad as evansville...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Only team that beats them are the Steelers.
I could see them winning 3 road games in the AFC. Not the strongest field this year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They have dropped road games
to the Seachickens, BE-SF’s, and Jags…….it doesn’t take a strong team to beat them when they are on the road.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah bad loses
But they can go into NE and beat them. They can go into PItt and beat them (already did) and they could go into Hou and beat the Texans. It’s not so much the road teams as they seem to just play down to their opponents when they are clearly the better team.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Kinda glad I'm not a Detroit fan
Your defense gets shredded by a back-up QB….still haven’t won in Green Bay since 1991….and the icing on the cake is a trip to New Orleans.
Rough.
"Lord, beer me strength."
LuLz
Next weeks game won’t be this close either
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
But damn their future is bright
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 5:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
As a 2nd place team until Rodgers goes away
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
It is but it's not that easy....
Can they really keep the big names they have under the cap AND improve their secondary and offensive line/run game?
"Lord, beer me strength."
This KC/DEN game is setting football back a few decades
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by MrNFL on Jan 1, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That game set football back too, just in an opposite fashion.
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This game is showing
that Orton is clearly better than Tebow and also showing that Orton probably shouldn’t be a starting QB in the NFL at the same time.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, I haven't paid much attention to this Denver/KC game.
Did either offense show up?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions
KC is not looking good either.
Oh, wait.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
I just saw that stat.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
i would love to see that anyday
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ray Race has been just running through Cincy D
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck my spelling today...........*Rice
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
But look how he drew that illegal contact.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Even untouched, he throws ducks
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Hey, did he just throw a spiral?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
I really don’t care what happens in the last 4 minutes, if over the first 56min you went 4 for 14 for 46 yards you played QB badly.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Wait a minute
there was a great defensive play to stop a Tebow drive, and no flag? WTF?
Just started making memes and comics on memebase
What do y’all think of this one?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
That may be for the best.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
i hope they come through
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
so you are saying there is a chance...
YES!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 1, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely this.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
it's the anti baylor/washington
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 1, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
The Colquitt Bowl sucks
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Tebowin' big time on the sideline...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Tebow is Tebowing on the
sidelines, time for shenanigans.
Is Tebow really convinced that his buddy Jesus is going to influence the game in his favor?
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
God loves to
troll NFL fans with crazy Tebow shenanigans.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
ennnngght!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
bubbaprog
ANIMATED: Donald Penn will beat you up, provided you are much smaller than Donald Penn http://t.co/lGrO2fSn
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Denver PR doing his Jacoby impersonation.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions
...went low...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
there is that "touch the tebus" penalty
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Brady rule
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Tebow flopped
The Brady rule is such a disgrace to the sport
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
I recognize the ref from a Texans game
But I don’t know his name.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Not surprising
By the end of any Texans game we always recognize the Ref.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Flowers fail...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
There are times where I know
for a fact that I could have made a better throw than Tebow.
Clutch!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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Ok, I change my mind
The Broncos would be the worst playoff team of all time. Tim Tebow is a disgrace.
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FTFY
Elway better look for a new qb.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Gah.
Elway better look for a qb.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Eh?
Qb a better look for Elway.
by HabitualHoustonFan on Jan 1, 2012 6:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So Cincy is driving with a minute left?
And they send us to SD/OAK. F you CBS.
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Game's irrelevant
Cincinnati’s in the playoffs.
Oakland now gets the spotlight since it’s win and they’re in.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I like how the TEBUS lead the Chargers to a win.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
So Andy Dalton will be in the top half of AFC playoff QBs? (Brady, Ben, Yates, Palmer/Tebow, Flacco, Ginger)
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"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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I see it as
Brady
Ben
Flacco
Yates
Dalton
Palmer
Not even going to count Tebow.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Raiders are down 12 with 5 minutes to play
if they lose DEN is in.
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"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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I think they just lost.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
...and Palmer gets picked...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Okay so replace Palmer with Tebow
With a massive canyon between Tebow and Dalton
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I only gave Yates the nod
Because of the head to head earlier this year. Otherwise I’d put Dalton over Yates. For me it’s really a coin flip right now between the two.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
And the Broncos are going to back in
Disgusting
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the AFC west. it's fantastic!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 1, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Just look at the point differentials:
Oakland 333 395 -62
Denver 309 390 -81
San Diego 368 351 +17
Kansas City 212 338 -126
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Palmer pick
Tebow magic will be in the playoffs
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
LOL @ the Raiders though
That random paid for Palmer sure worked huh Raider fans?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Well it almsot did.
To be honest he’s better than I thought he would be. Might be really good next year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They had to really
Their defense is what let them down. Also not having McFadden fucked their game up
This to.
The Palmer move wasn’t a bad one they just don’t have enough on defense right now. No DMC is huge as well.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yea but consistently giving up picks is why they have holes
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This is where the cool is.
Mouth Eyes leading the sweep...
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not gonna post his picture
Trying to make a funny comic about it on memebase
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BREAKING: #Broncos FB Tim Tebow will retire after next week to host Andy Rooney-esque final 5 minutes of The 700 club called “Tebow Time”
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"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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And to think, if the Raiders would've just run on 3rd and 2 against the Lions last week instead of throwing downfield late
They would be in the playoffs right about now.
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But here.
Let’s hope the fans who were at the Atlanta game show up.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
our running game better be better than our last matchup.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If what Ray Rice did today is any indication...
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This is where the cool is.
lol
ShanePHallam
If the #Titans had beaten the #Colts, they would be in the playoffs right now.
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Good luck with the Bengals.
I think you’ll beat them. Should be fun. Wish it could be us, but we gotta take care of our own shit next time.
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 1, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions
Thanks. I think we can too, considering we already beat them at their house with Yates at QB.
The Titans had a surprisingly good year- a lot of us thought they would max out at 6 wins.
And thanks for being a good sport today. Always nice to see fans with class.
Gotta be a realist - you'd have owned us if this was a playoff game
We’ll re-group and be ready for round 2 next year!
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 1, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
You guys better be ready, because rivalries are always better when both teams are good.
I’d rather the Colts be shitty than the Titans- they had their time at the top of the division.
Agreed.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
is at Reliant
was in Cincy. Don’t you remember Yates’ parents’ seats?
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
Oh yeah never mind
I was remembering the TJ chants but that was ATL… My bad
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 1, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
SEA-ARI going to OT!!!!!
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This game actually matters in my family
I have never beaten my brother in pick’em in the regular season. If the Cardinals win, I win, if the Seahawks, then we end up tied going into DAL/NYG,
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Maybe I can get some style points from Lynch.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
Top10 locked in
1. Indianapolis Colts (2-14)
2. St. Louis Rams (2-14)
3. Minnesota Vikings (3-13)
4. Cleveland Browns (4-12)
5. Tampa Bay Bucs (4-12)
6. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-11)
7. Washington Redskins (5-11)
8. Carolina Panthers (6-10)
9. Miami Dolphins (6-10)
10. Buffalo Bills (6-10)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Fuck.
The fucking Clots are in the driver’s seat.
Fuck them. Fuck them to death.
by FreedomRide on Jan 1, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
we're in the driver's seat
I’ll take our squad for the next 5 years over theirs any day of the week.
They used to dominate this division. That is in the past.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I was talking about in the daft.
The Clots can trade down and load up for years. I hope they’re too stupid to do that.
Washington is looking for a new QB.
Not sure where the Browns are with Colt
So Luck to the Colts and RG3 to the Redskins would be my ignorant guess right now.
Kinda fun to see this and realize we aren’t looking towards the draft and FA at this point right now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The Rams can make a killing for their pick
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
quick, rough, probably wishful thinking mock
1. (Traded to WAS for #7, 2012 2nd and 4th, 2013 1st and 2nd) WAS: Andrew Luck
2. STL: Justin Blackmon
3. MIN: Matt Kalil
4. CLE: Trent Richardson
5. (Traded to SEA for #11, 2012 and 2013 2nds) SEA: RGIII
6. JAX: Quintin Coples
7. IND: Morris Claiborne
8. CAR: Michael Floyd
9. MIA: David DeCastro
10. BUF: Jonathan Martin
11. TB: Dre Kirkpatrick
12. KC: Riley Reiff
13. ARI: Luke Kuechly
14. PHI: Zach Brown
15. NYJ: Courtney Upshaw
16. SD: Cordy Glenn
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
order I was using was wrong
flip 6/7
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RGIII to Seattle?
Me gusta.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Haha douchbag Dan Patrick said the bengals are in a great position
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 6:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ha let the hate start I guess.
All week we’ll hear about the Texans 3 game losing streak so I’m ready.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fuck em
Texans beat them with no Andre on the road. With Andre and the game in Houston, against a team geeked up to be there for the first time, I like our chances.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Ray rice ran all over the bengals
I’m sure foster can do the same
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 6:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not trying to to nay-say but...
We thought the same when we first played them and it didn’t pan out.
Since it’s in Houston though here’s to Foster redeeming himself.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I never like saying we're a lock in any game
we’re still the Texans and we know how to lose in amazing fashion. Despite that I still root for the Texans to win.
Actually it was a decent year for them
Rebuilding year record of 9-7 is pretty good.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Where "decent" is defined as "getting a gift in your last game to finish above .500".
Yeah, I guess.
We would have finished at .500 or better regardless.
By all standards we should be around the Jaguars’ draft position this offseason.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
What?
For a season where we were supposed to be sub-.500, that’s an accomplishment.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
*It's
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Shows what you know.
Our season has been anything but a humiliating failure.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
In case we forgot, Larry Fitzgerald is kinda good
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I really don't get why everyone thinks cincinnati is going to win easily
Can they win sure, but the way these “analysts” are talking, they truly believe that Cincinnati will come here and walk over us. Fucking idiots.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 6:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Probably the national sports media in general
they’re all idiots
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It's like our win against them in their building didn't count
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
with Yates
and no AJ no less.
I’ll take it over being favored by 2 TDs however.
Whatever our team needs for motivation.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
Texans-Bengals in the wildcard for you guys...
Should be a good game. The Bengals are basically the 2011 Titans w/ their best wide receiver and a better running game.
Facing us in the last game of the season probably helped you guys prepare better for the Bengals.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions
nah
beating the Bengals helped us there.
Our third stringers were helped by the game today, however. So thanks for that.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
How many third stringers are starting for your team again?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
4th string QB
4th string TE caught a huge pass, Bryant caught a TD pass, not sure if you’d consider him 3rd or 6th string, I didn’t recognize most of the OL, the LBs were all special teamers, Harris (CB) wasn’t active this year until today. I could go on.
And we’d kick the extra point if we cared at all.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I asked third stringer, not forth.
And that 4th string QB didn’t start the game.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well that's what I was asking, you moron.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
No personal attacks please.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
Well that’s what I was asking youmoron.
Fixed.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
sheesh.
no. you are correct. He came in after the first series…about 6 minutes into the game.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
And wouldn't that same third stringer be starting next week at the Bengals?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
So your original reply to my comment added nothing to the conversation and was just an attempt to start shit.
Failed.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I love texanphil
And thank you for hanging around, fan. Both of you are appreciated.
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..
But this is an internet fight
.
only one of us can be cool!
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
webz...just chill.
oh yeah baby….right there..v…v…v…v
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Is this the part where we all fuck?
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
No.
8to80 would show up and want a part of it.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'd trade him to MCM
For a used condom and a half-eaten dog toy.
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Pass.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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you can always save the condom...
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You could try trading him to the Raiders blog
They might trade you guys two first-rounders for him.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he's either a Bengal or fast.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Sadly...
I think 8to80 is too stupid to know in which direction to run.
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Sounds like a Raider to me.
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He would make a good defender
All you’d have to do is tell him the offensive players are you.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
On a completely random note
Who do you think would win in a steel cage death match: McNair2VY or 8to80?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
The steel cage
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Great question
I only know who would lose: the English language.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And America.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I honestly don't understand your question
are you trying to say since we potentially only started our 3rd string QB, but played mostly with backups through 4th stringers, and went for 2 on the last play that we really tried to win? And that makes you feel better?
Enlighten me.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
Me:
Facing us in the last game of the season probably helped you guys prepare better for the Bengals.
You:
Our third stringers were helped by the game today, however.
Since you have third stringers starting for your team, isn’t that the same thing?
Next time you try a snarky reply, make sure it makes sense.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
not the same thing
but you win.
I’m gonna enjoy this night.
BTW, since we’re probably not gonna be picked to win, are you our fan?
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I'm a Bengals fan for one week. ;)
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
well
we’ll definitely be underdogs at the Ravens, so you’re onboard for the divisional weekend? sweet.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
In that case I'd root for the meteor.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Woo hockey!
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TB
Picks Houston to beat Cincinnati, already
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
LOL
Well, the Texans beat them without Andre Johnson a few weeks ago in Cinci, why would the Bengals do any better in Houston with AJ in the game?
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
Because we looked like shit against the Panthers and Colts
and are on a 3 game losing streak.
Their logic, not mine
TB?
Tuberculosis?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
"They're playing a banged up Houston team"
So, they already lost to a banged up Houston team this season
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Holy cow
NBC and ESPN are absolutely burying the Texans versus the Bengals. They are acting like we played our starters the whole game against the Titans and lost in humiliating fashion. I hope this can serve as motivation for our players because this incredible discrediting of our team is infuriating.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 1, 2012 7:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I love the vibe going into this game.
I’m looking for Weejay to light up the Bungals, and the D to smoke Rusty.
I like how everyone thinks we're going to lose
Idk why you guys care so much. Plus, I don’t think we’ve ever played good when we get talked about positively.
so if we beat cincy,
We play the ravens right?
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 7:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Think on the bright side
at least the Bengals fans will be able to see the game on TV this time around since it is in Houston
So it looks like
we have the early game locked up.
The PIT at TEBOW game is sure to be in prime time. And they go AFC-NFC, so we’re either 3:30 Saturday or 1pm Sunday.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
good
we tend to suck it up when we play in primetime
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You guys will get the 3:30 Saturday Tom Hammond suck slot for sure
They’ve got Breesus in one, and the beloved NFC East in the second.
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that would blow.
Nephews bday partys at 330. Oh well, I see him everyday.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 7:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd bet.....
Saturday: Cincinnati @ Houston; Detroit @ New Orleans
Sunday: Atlanta @ NYG/DAL; Pittsburgh @ Denver
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TDC, you handsome devil, you're so right! LOOK AT THIS GENIUS!
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by TexansDC on Jan 1, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'ed
For self love.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He'd better be careful.
I hear those braille keyboards are expensive.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
im thinking its gonna be early sunday.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 7:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
SC_DougFarrar
I think that Spags will be heavily in demand as a DC, and when he gets another shot as a head coach, he’ll nail it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
hey andre. we don't need you next sunday. the bengals already won the game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I love the music NBC uses for this package
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korkedbats
No way Drew Brees could have thrown for more yards than Marino if they both played in 1984. Brees would have been 5 years old.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm usually not one to care for media attention
Minus bob costas’s little segment on NBC a couple of weeks ago, the amount of disrespect and lack of knowledge in this team just starting to infuriate me.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 7:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
meh
we won the division.
If we win, then they can say what they want. If we lose, they were right.
Besides, there’s only a few mins left to talk about other teams after they realize Tebow took his team to the playoffs.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
muthafucking playoffs!
First time in my life I’ll get to root for my team in the playoffs. Can’t wait for next week
TJ Yates
bruised shoulder or separated AC joint? What’s the latest?
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
If you believe the Texans
it is a bruise, if you believe Pancakes, I have some shit to sell you.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
about that shit......
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
Scoop Berman says AC joint in left shoulder
This is the same injury Schaub had last year IIRC. Can be wrapped…..not gonna impact him if the starters keep him clean.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well, it's not his throwing arm.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
I can't wait for the Caucus to be past. Getting 3-5 political ads per commercial break.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Oh yeah, you live in Corn
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Luckily it's Tuesday
so I can just avoid the TV once this game is over.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
You mean you aren't going to watch the NHL Winter Classic!?!?!?!?!
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I'm not Canadian, no matter what flores claims.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
i hate the SNF song
Not even Faith Hill in leather can redeem that piece of crap.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 7:23 PM CST via Android app reply actions
That's what God made the mute button for.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Good draw
Bengals at home with our defense and Andre back and Arian and Owen at full strength? I love our chances to get to Baltimore in 2 weeks.
In Baltimore?
The Ratbirds haven’t loss at all at home this season. Of course we will hand them their first home defeat.
/takes another shot of Yaterwade-aid
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He doesn't say we can beat them
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Is it next weekend yet
Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
this week is about to go by too slow
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 1, 2012 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lol
Lol
You may call us legion, for we are many.
by bobbyblitz on Jan 1, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't the Bengals secondary banged up?
If it is then why oh why does people really believe they can stop Andre? Cause in order for them to win, thats what they have to do.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Pacman Jones
will likely be defending Andre. As much of a mismatch as I could possibly imagine. Since the Bengals lost Leon Hall for the season their secondary has been very poor. Our O-line will have to be terrible or TJ will have to regress to see their pass D slow us much at all. Hopefully that will open up the ground game a little more than it was in Cincy.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 1, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They also can't guard tight ends at all
OD, Dreessen and Thor are gonna have nice games.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
This is it
This game decides who will be knocked out of the first round of the playoffs next week
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ATL doesn't impress me though
Giants MIGHT have a shot if they get there IMO.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Posted in the Open Thread but bears posting here
2011 #Packers (6,585) & #Patriots (6,577) now 2nd & 3rd, respectively, in total yds allowed in a season in #NFL history
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houston is #1 at over 9000
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
expect a flag when one of the gunner is sliding downfield on their belly
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Cincy does not stand a chance against Houston
Ignore the media… The Titans would have been a slam dunk victory but this should be a little bit better of a game. The injured secondary of cincy will allow for TJ to have his best game with Andre back in the game, and our D will light them up with home field advantage. It will be soooo loud at reliant…. We will get our first playoff win next weekend. Our challenge is that we will be going back to Baltimore after that…
Would Tony Dungy ever have won anything had he not lucked into having Manning?
I mean, didn’t Chucky take Dungy’s team and make them world beaters without much more than installing a reasonable offence?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Bucs were a joke before Dungy
he made them a contender, Chucky won a title his first year then the team declined to shit over the next couple years.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
But I thought the Bucs had flattered to deceive for several years under Dungy...
…which was why he left – jumped before he was pushed, basically?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
he was fired
because the Glazers are terrible
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
the Bucs hadn't made the playoffs in over 20 years
Dungy goes there his 2nd, 4th, 5th and 6th year and they fire him because he hadn’t won a title with what had been a joke team yet.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
remembered the stat wrong
hadn’t made the playoffs in 13 years. Had made the playoffs 3 times in their 23 year history pre-Dungy.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I don't doubt he got them further than they'd ever been before, but...
I suspect it was a case of “Big Fish, Little Pond”.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
taking over a bad team and going to the playoffs 4 of 6 years is a pretty good record
how many coaches get fired coming off 3 straight playoff berths?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
The Bucs won the first year after Dungy left but then only made the playoffs twice in the next 6 years with Gruden
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They have a guy named Bear? Nice!
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Scurfield says date and time of our playoff game will be announced at halftime.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions
I thought it should have been.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Penalty on the Cowboys??
Never
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
TD New Yawk!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
The Giants WR coach is awesome.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
cha cha cha toushdown
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions
How is it the GMen get Cruz and we got Jacoby? =(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Go Giants!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
someone posted this on the ksk rivebrog
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions
KTFO
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
dude is drooling..
…alittle suction here, nurse…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No Rex Ryan
You can’t do this.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
You'll have to wait until the 4th quarter
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I love how before the season started Rob Ryan was supposed to bring this complete turnaround to the Cowgirl defense
They’re ranked #13 in yards/game and #21in points/game. Rob Ryan said the Eagles were the “all-hype team”, but I’m starting to think that he’s the “all-hype coordinator”
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...punch bowl visual...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm talkin' ghey porno theatre, Memorial Park
Town N County Mall third floor stall footsie playin’ kind of turds
I already know about Sexy Rexy and Rob
But how much of a douche was Buddy Ryan?
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Punching OC Kevin Gilbride on the sidelines?
Buddy was an ass wipe too.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Buddy was an asshole.
But a great defensive mind.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
here's the link to video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPK3cDl7Ftw
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Nearly forgot he coached for the Oilers
How did he and Bum get along?
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I think that was more the Glanville years...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
lotta media hype back then...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Someone Help Me with a Question
If you could choose, what Shiner beer would you move forward with after a few warmup beers? I have access to all the family reunion beers, and want to make the next few count.
shiner seattle is the best one
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Shiner WHAT?!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
brought you out of hiding
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Oh tell me you're not just toying with my emotions.
I’m kind of out of them at the moment.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
yup sorry.
if i could mail you some i would
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh...I thought they'd made some kind of coffee beer or something.
/sulks
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry
I buy about 4 cases at a time, stack them up in the garage, and just pick at them accordingly. Have a pretty big selection right now.
Dammit wrong beer!
Chunk it and go weedwacker.
by Bullybully on Jan 1, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
he is no jacoby
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
COKEBOYS SUCK
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
...
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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
great meme
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone has their own opinion.
I personally love this country despite it’s many flaws.
Oh I do too
Not suggesting everyone does. But a lot of people here hate everythign that is American. That was my reference.
Let's just call it good here, okay?
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
/no...what was that again
/has bewbz flash back
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Scumbag Cowboys
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
make it happen
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
I need 36 points to defeat my wife in my fantasy football championship.
I only have Brandon Jacobs left to play.
It could happen!
#nobodycaresaboutmyfantasyteam
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
"Perilously down here by 14"
Al Michael’d…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Romo Fail!
hee, hee…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Schadenfrude toxicity.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
LandThieves
Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys the last 15 years is like starting to date a hot chick then finding out she has a penis
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
...bad visual...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
linked .gif
only a little NSFW. From It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Already posted this in the open thread
But it seems appropriate for this game
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by thebluffrat on Jan 1, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Or for a team that lost 2 divisional games to back into the playoffs.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
by Colts Homer on Jan 1, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You mean the 2009 Saints?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
..
Yeah, Yates is the next Drew Brees.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Noooooo, he's the homeless man's Aaron Rodgers!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
he just battles out there...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yates doesn't need to be Drew Brees.
Brees didn’t have this running game and defense.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
So you basically admit the 2009 Saints and these Texans are completely uncomparable
yet you just compared them…
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
People keep saying the Texans won't go anywhere because they lost 3 straight and 2 of them were divisional rivals.
Yet that’s the same thing the Texans did.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
fify...Saints did.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
right. lol
I had a long day.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Don't forget about how a lot lower seeded teams went to the Superbowl
07 Giants, 08 Cardinals, 09 Saints, 2010 Packers
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'99 Titans...
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Alright, seriously, stop starting shit please.
You may notice I’m not trying to be hostile.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
You're really mad?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I thought so.
You shouldn’t get so angry over things people say on the internet. There are actually people on here who say things just to make you mad. Even if they don’t believe what they are saying!
I think they’re called gnomes or something.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Damn those gnomes!
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
nice...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not gnomes. Goblins.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Knob goblins?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, why not.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hell yes!
/drops pants
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
twss
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
set up and blasted....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Hell, your team can totally suck balls and get to the Super Bowl!
(Looking at you, 03 Panthers and 08 Cardinals…)
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09 Saints were first seed. 09 Colts were first seed.
2010 Steelers were a first seed.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Me: Trying to be logical and have a friendly discussion
You: Trying to start shit.
Please, cut it out.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, humor me, who are you calling Eeyore?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I know who Eeyore is. But who is he calling "Eeyore?"
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
No worries.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
I think Eli...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Huh, this is the first I'm hearing of this.
Seems oddly appropriate.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
He does kinda have that mopey persona
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
"Oh no, I just threw an interception"
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This becomes pricelesss
If you apply Eeyore’s voice to Eli’s face in your mind
Steer the Steers of Steel to steal victory from the jaws of defeat!
2010 Texans = 2011 Aggies
2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?
I don't know
I think sometimes that’d make it less sulky
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
The Manning family has never learned the art of the slide
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lolmo
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
LOS ennnnght!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Illegal forward pass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
never change romo
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions
Nice one romo
Pretty nifty moves though
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Collingsworth blithering and lapping all over dat knob.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He really is a knobgoblin, isn't he?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
That play was vintage Cowboys
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Illegal touching
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Penn State Rule
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by Colts Homer on Jan 1, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Not a thing.
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by Colts Homer on Jan 1, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nall
They should be the subject of jokes. After all they are the pedo state university.
Roethlesberger'd
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College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Allen Bwawl"
/obligatory comment about Al Michael’s accent
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Ron Ryan
Most overrated DC in history.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
God I hope theres not another one
3 Ryans is 3 too many
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
sportspickle
Buddy Ryan must struggle to pick his most overrated son.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Well to be fair
Rex is actually a good DC. Rob on the other hand just sucks.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
,,,,
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
by Colts Homer on Jan 1, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
No clue
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
BRB cam ban...
…has detected focus of video on female pelvic region
ban….
ban….
ban….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Broncos vs Steelers
Sunday @ 4:30et
by UTBawse23 on Jan 1, 2012 8:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Man the steeler are going to rape the broncos harder than big Ben rapes women
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think the Steelers win easy, but it;ll still be a craptastic 16-3 game.
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writerboyESPN
How in the world did Ron Paul rise so quickly in Iowa? He hurdled Terence Newman.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I LOL’ed out loud!
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College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Redundant.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
tomorrow I have to remember to go to the ATM Machine
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Dumb people getting into broadcasting at my school
Always refer to the MAC as the “MAC Conference”
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not quite the same recognition as , "the SEC" or "the Big 12".
Can almost see that as standard terminology. Wouldn’t want to confuse the audience with the Golden Arches.
;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I hate The MLB or The MLS
Really? The Major League Baseball???
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
Are you sure you know your PIN number?
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
It's the same as his luggage.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 1, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Spaceballs rec.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
/Spaceballs'd
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
1,2,3,4,5.
What idiot would use that?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I was going for more RAS Syndrome
Ya know, Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome. Like Automatic Teller Machine Machine, and Personal Identification Number Number.
But Spaceballs is of course always worthy of referencing.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
by juperee on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was the point...
But we referenced Spaceballs, so it’s all good.
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by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Way to go. Little Brudder!
“I’m gonna be a quarterback someday”
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Hopefully the giants win
But who ever winS this game in my opinion is one and done. ATL is better than both of these teams.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Atlanta looked really good today
but it was the Bucs. I’d take the G-Men.
In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.
It's official ...
Bengals @ Texans Saturday January 7th 4:30est
by UTBawse23 on Jan 1, 2012 8:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Kick. Ass.
Houston, batten down your hatches and hide your wimmen-folk cuz bfd’s a-comin’ to town.
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Yes!
I get to be in Houston for it’s first playoff game with the Texans!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Any chance Brisiel is back next week? Or was he IR'd?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Chance
He was NOT IRed.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Look at Jerruh face LOL
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 1, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
sepinwall
Yes. RT @maskedscheduler: Screw the game. Just leave the camera on Jerry Jones in the second half.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
The 2011 cowboys might have surpassed 2010 texans in terms of how to lose a game.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Unpossible.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Truth
We were like the Pele of anal losing.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Until the Cowfarts pull a Q-Tip, that ain't happening.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
LOLCowboys!
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
cowboys fans
have gone silent
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 1, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I dunno why, but seeing all the confetti and fireworks on the scoreboard while the Cowfarts are down 21 makes me smile.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
bubbaprog Jerry Jones: The iconic image
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions 13 recs
lol'd.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I may make this my screensaver.
/realizes this would mean I’d have to look at Jerrah every time I go online
//rethinks decision
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
Four quick recs.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Up to 10
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
He really is a bad coach and GM.
If the owner really wanted to win, he would fire the guy.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I could watch that play eleventy kajillion times.
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No fuckin' kidding you like Cincinnati, Dungy?
Quelle surprise.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
You're going to hell.
THAT MAN IS A FUCKING SAINT!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Saint or Not
He’s biased as hell against Houston.
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College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
its teh last three games. before that he was riding houston
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
False.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
No, he was a Colt.
Before that he was a Buccaneer.
I would expect you, of all people, to know this.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
ARE YOU SASSING ME, YOU GOD DAMNED BLASPHEMER?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
And if I am?
Ya filthy goat-fucker?
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR DECAF MOCHA LATTE.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
You couldn't do that even if you wanted to.
Besides, your goat harem would get lonely.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Shows what you know!
A goat is never lonely for long in Evansville.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
You're right.
I know absolutely nothing about the lustful longings of caprines.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
........
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Quite.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
this cartoon is probably wearing skinny jeans, you hipster.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Certainly not, sirs do not wear skinny jeans.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Easy there.
It’s not like I was talking about Tebow.
.....
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Jan 1, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
This. Was. Awesome.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
And could have given him major brain damage...
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Still worth it.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
..
That's what someone with brain damage would think..
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, I just like seeing people cause serious physical trauma to oneself for my own amusement.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Is that why you're a Texans fan?
You got to watching your own fans banging their heads into walls and shooting themselves in the foot?
Must be a bittersweet year for you, then.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
starting shit?
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Nope.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
... Well your team shot itself in the foot a lot.
Not sure if your fans were doing that too.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Regardless
It’s better than being either a Cokeboys or BE-SFs fan.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
u forgot jests
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
I know a lot of Jets fans who are good fans, so I’ve never had a problem with them. Oddly, ditto for Iggles fans.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Half-right.
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I has a sad. Its name is Eugene Amano.
by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
What was this about starting shit again?
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Said it in past tense.
Clearly your team turned it around this year.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Fair point.
Although in all fairness, I was one of the guys banging his head against the table.
My wife was less than amused.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
'Twas a gnomish ruse.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Besides if what phil was doing wasn't starting shit
then neither was that. :)
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
That was totally a helmet-to-helmet hit.
Goodell will be calling him up later
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
No sarcasm font needed for that one
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 1, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Which one?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Is there any word on Braman's injury?
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they will know more when the shrooms wear off
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
can’t get a good read on the pupils, eh?
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Does he not have a helmet on?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
who the fuck needs a helmet?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
wtf is a helmet?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
They should force Harrison to play without a helmet like this instead of fining him
He’d be out of the league within a season.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This
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open season on ginger...
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Sounds like when I was in college...
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Anyone have the hit that caused that guy to see stars?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
"I know Houston is a little injured"
Understatement of the year
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Howard Mudd Facts
Borrowing from the film ‘Major League’, Howard Mudd puts a piece of clothing back on a nude cutout of Andy Reid after every pancake block.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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I'd never seen the account before, but apparently it's a huge hit with current Eagles and former Colts
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Howard Mudd Facts
Looking back on their childhood, Howard Mudd’s adult kids still don’t understand why Santa always told them to leave sausage and Bourbon.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Howard Mudd Facts
Howard Mudd often criticizes @CutonDime25 for wearing Crocs around the complex, stating theyre for “pregnant women, prepubescents or pussys”
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
will there be a watch party for the texans bengals game?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Lavaca St. has been doing stuff
Totally not my favorite place, though. I’m heading to Houston.
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i missed the thursday night one so i was hoping that y'all would host another one
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
In Austin?
I thought that’s where you are?
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in h town for the holidays. winter break from school
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Ah
I doubt we’ll plan anything. Hell, I have no idea what I’m going to do.
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Also...
I am confused as hell about all the people who are pissed about both not playing normal starters and not winning today. Just two years ago, Wes Welker left his knee on the Reliant turf in a meaningless game right before the playoffs. THE STOOPID IT BURNS!!!!
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Well to be fair, nobody likes the loss.
And I’m of the belief that we have a moral imperative to annihilate the Traitors whenever possible. But tactically, I understand why.
I still wish we’d fuckstomped ’em again though.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Is it me?
Or does Dreessen have a penchant for making super unclutch false starts.
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FIRE KOOBIAK!!
FIRE SCHAU—— oh wait…
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Fire the grounds crew!
Fire Joe Marciano!
Fire my tailor!
Wait, what?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
We're the only team in the playoffs
- from Texas
- from the AFC South
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I don't think so
the Cowboys have a comeback in them, I can feel it
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Is Romo a rich man's Tebow?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Rich man's Jeff George?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Jeff George is a poor man's Jeff George.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Jeff George is a poor man's filipino tranny prostitute.
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Where IS Jordann, anyway?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Blowing Jeff George?
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It would be the best shot he's had at hitting a receiver in years.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I really should be texting him all this.
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I see.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the tool shed looking for a drill so I can get that image out of my mind.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
With a 3rd stringer as your starting QB?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
ahem
He’s not longer a 3rd stringer, he is our starter
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With a team that rhymes with exans?
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fanoftheunderdogs
would be mad if I mention how many backups we have playing.
I’m gonna enjoy this night watching Dallas lose.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
We beat the Titans with our 4th string QB.
Just sayin’…
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
WOOHOO!
/fistpump
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Technically we've always been the only team from Texas.
Dallas is in Oklahoma, if you’ll recall.
#NothinggoodcomesfromOklahoma
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
You damn well know I rec'ed that.
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But I thought they were from Western Arkansas
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Oklahoma trumps Arkansas when it comes to suck.
After all, if it didn’t suck so badly, Texas would’ve floated off into the Gulf long ago!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I thought they moved to Jerruh's home state when he bought the team
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~sniff~
Y’all are cruel. Now I gotta go off and hang out with my Charlie Brown Christmas Tree until I feel better.
Besides, Oklahoma produced Barry Sanders, the sport of Noodling, and um…a great college football rivalry and…
Well, it’s a great place to be from.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
To be fair, I'm exceptionally hard on Oklahoma because a carpetbagger from there took a certain basketball team from my current hometown.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
My dad is from Oklahoma.
And yeah it’s bad up their. Just keep the anger north of the Red River.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
My parents are still there, along with Bro and Sis and their families.
I go back once a year for Thanksgiving. We were devastated this year that they didn’t have the OU/OKstate Bedlam game the Sat after Thanksgiving. That is a time honored tradition! Those TV ratings commies…
Dad raised me on the Redskins so I grew up to hate the C’Boys. So C’Boys disdain is another good thing that can come from Oklahoma. :)
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
My dad is from Sapulpa.
Unfortunately he went to OU. But at least he did settle in Texas, even if it was Dallas.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, the big "D"
Dallas is about 3 hrs from my hometown, and was quite the expedition for us when i was growing up. Kimball art museum, some ridiculously large malls, hairdos for which millions of Lac beetles must have bravely laid down their lives… a real cultural experience.
My fam mostly went to Oklahoma State, but my sister defected to the Dark Side in Norman OK. But we forgive her. Pretty much.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Dallas and culture don't go together. ;)
Fort Worth is much better (or at least was).
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Well. technically, the Kimball is in Ft Worth
And I was using “cultural experience” in the observation of fellow creatures kind of sense. Yogurt is a culture.
Hank Aaron once referred (sarcastically) to my hometown as the Cultural Center of the Universe, so it’s always been a family joke.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
I know how you meant culture.
Doesn’t make my statement any less valid. ;)
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
lol they are going to win the NBA Championship this year
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Awwww, you're trolling me, that is so sweet.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
It's true.
They’ve built a championship contender. Top 5 player in the league (Kevin Durant), a supporting star player (Russell Westbrook), a great wing defender (Thabo Sefolosha), a blocking specialist (Serge Ibaka), a sixth man (James Harden), a defensive-minded center who is in the best shape of his life (Kendrick Perkins), a great shooter coming off the bench (Daequan Cook), and Eric Maynor, one of the best backup point guards in the league. They are near identical to the Spurs dynasty except the superstar is a small forward, not a power forward.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
Eh, they used to be the Sonics.
They’ll choke when it counts.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
Kevin Durant is too clutch.
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"Clutch?" Really?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
the city of houston does not know the meaning of this word
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Clutch definitely exists in basketball.
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7 rings.
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Uh huh.
On an unrelated note, mostly because this is boring me now, how’d you react when RGIII announced he was going to the NFL?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I love to troll while also being right.
I am happy for him. He’s going to win everything forever.
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lol...
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Just like Lebron.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Trollolololol....
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Kevin Durant = Tim Duncan
Russell Westbrook = Tony Parker
James Harden = Manu Ginobili
Thabo Sefolosha = Bruce Bowen
Those Spurs teams didn’t have anyone like Serge Ibaka though. Dude’s a monster on defense.
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I love watching him play.
Oklahoma City has built such a great team. Awesome defense, good scorers, and a good atmosphere in OKC. If only they didn’t have a terrible logo & nickname.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
And owner.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Great owner.
Got them away from those coffee-sipping hipsters.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
He was rooting for the Jags this week.
#suckforRGIII
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
It's not like the state lends itself to a lot of great name ideas
I don’t know what else they could’ve called them
"Lord, beer me strength."
The Bombers?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
The Noodlers.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
the reservatonists?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
The Trailer Park Crack Whores?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
cheerleader unis would be interesting.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Magenta thongs and Def Leppard half-shirts?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
...nasty girls...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
i just caught a mild rash from this pic
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that Avril Lavigne?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Lohan
Right-click Save as normally tells you what you need to know.
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I know.
It was apparently an unfunny joke on my part.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Haha, fair enough
I moved away before the Seattle Thunder came about. But I can sympathize with you.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Hey, how goes it?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
it goes, it goes.
Hard to believe Colts and Bears are on the sidelines this time.
How goes it for you?
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Sad that we sucked this season...
But happy we at least beat the Texans and the Titans once and get the #1 pick in the draft. Hopefully, things will be swinging back to good next year. Sorry about your Bears.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously...
Could the last couple of games worked out any better for you?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It was pretty much right on.
We secured the #1 pick and reminded our 2 biggest divisional threats that we’re not going away anytime soon.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Bears would have made it if J-Cutty and Forte were healthy.
It’s a shame.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
You're telling me.
Sad when the highlight of the season was watching Cutler tell Martz to go eff himself on live TV.
He had a point though.
There’s always next year of course. But in football., “next year” sucks.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Yep.
/chugs whiskey
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I just hope Urlacher can hang on long enough for a ring
He’s tough, but I hate stuff like what happened to him today. And I really want to see him win the Big One.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
What's the word on what happened to him today?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Weird
ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that the Bears fear MLB Brian Urlacher tore his left MCL and PCL in Sunday’s Week 17 win over Minnesota.
That’s a pretty unusual injury. Depending on the severity of the tears, they may not necessitate a major surgery (rotoworld says none, but there will likely be some level of clean-up).
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
The photo of it was kinda painful
but nowhere as bad as Bronco’s poor Kuper. Sheesh.
I can buy that Brian’s will recover OK. Did they say surgery or no?
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
They'll wait for an MRI
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It's similar to waht happened to Anthony Gonzales a few years ago.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Sucked at football so hard that he tore up his knee 3 times???
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
If Oklahoma didn't have tornadoes
then there would be essentially nothing of interest there.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Can't go there.
Not my fault I had to be born in Dallas. And there is no way I will ever claim being an Okie.
Oklahoma is OK, because they can’t spell acceptable.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
The games are at 3:30 and 7, so it can't be true.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So I wasn't paying attention
Game is at 3:30 Sat correct?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
yup
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 1, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it from the song "new years day" or something similar?
so kinda relevant I guess, but still creepy
God I hate those bullshit Nissan commercials
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Paul Kuharsky
Bum Phillips says, Houston Chronicle confirms, Yates suffered a separated shoulder. Still expected to play. blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans… #Texans
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Dude, nah.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Bum has been known to fuck with the media...large.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Throwing shoulder?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Non-throwing
I’ve had a separated shoulder. The man didn’t look too hurt on the sideline.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Is there anything you haven't hurt?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
No
I’m completely pathetic :-(
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Someone else?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
go ahead.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I meant that another person was the only thing he hadn't hurt.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Cool.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus.
Delhomme looked okay. Next man up.
— Also, contain AJ Green, Cedric Benson and Jerome Simpson. Not that tough.
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 1, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions
there ya go...
Romo INT…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
@DarrenWolfson:
Greatest. Picture. Ever. http://t.co/UCOHs5RW #Vikings"
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I assume this should say NSFW
Because it must have tits in it.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
Worked fine.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 1, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Worked for me.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
hmm works for me
try this
http://yfrog.com/obxiyizj
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
No it wasn't.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
LOL AT ROMO...INT
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hey, Colts must have scored, I hear Bang on the Drum
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
ROMO FAIL MODE ENGAGE
MCM Logic > Real Logic
Titans Dave Ball on tackling Bucs Blount: "It’s like trying to tackle a greased up, naked guy in the shower."
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
MCM's Official Knee-Jerk Reaction Game Thread Over Dramatic Poster
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions
Dear NBC,
It was bad enough you’ve subjected us to Whitney, but now we have to suffer through Chelsea Handler, too?
Who farted in your programming department’s cornflakes?
Yours,
UT
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
What's "Community?"
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
...
…
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Hey handsome
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
flagged
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I would ask bfd to hit him with the banhammer, but I think we should all road trip to Seattle to hit him with a real hammer instead.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
If I'm flying to Seattle, that's the last thing on my mind.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Jumping from the airplane without a 'chute?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, that's Portland.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Food, man
It’d be all about food.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I suggest "The Crab Pot"
They boil up crab legs, mussels, clams, shrimp and andouille and pour it all out right onto the table. Then they hand you a little wooden mallet, a fork and some butter and you eat your way through the pile.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Collinsworth asked, "Does romo have another one in him?"
yeah, an oversized big Blue G-man one.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Jan 1, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
that is sooo wrong
and sooo funny
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
The homosexual buttocks.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I laughed so hard you gave me the hiccups
Asshole.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Maybe I can scare them out of you with some homosexual butt sex.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
*buttocks
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
As they get older
My wife and Tina Fey look increasingly alike.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You've got it pretty good then
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
"And for some reason my dick keeps getting bigger the older, fatter and balder I get."
#truelies
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 1, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Duh
Totally.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I was hoping this game would be different.
Typical giants – cowpatty game. Giants need to step it up.
Who is this "Leadz" guy you speak of?
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
by Lone Spot on Jan 1, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That's Jerrah's nickname.
How else do you think he still has a job?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, time to cue the Trick Football for a Romo classic choke
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Nah, Little Brudder will come thru
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Yeah, cuz he's "Unstoppable" right?
(snicker)
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
He's like Forrest Gump. Somehow he just makes it happen.
In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.
by molloymalone on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
right.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
this one?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
thank XmasApe
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Tony ROFLmo, ladies and gentlemen.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Did Al Michaels just compare Tony Lolmo to Troy Aikman?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Not as funny as Marv Albert earlier saying the Raiders lost to the Heat.
…
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Lol @ The Dipshit
I’d totally taunt a WR better than myself when my team is losing in the 4th quarter of an elimination game.
"Lord, beer me strength."
No.
It’s a shame it’ll never get to that point, though. since neither of these teams will meet us in Indy.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
The athleticism of the Giants d-line gives us major fits. As for the Cokeboys? I’d be happy to play them.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Well...
It’s a matter of match-ups. Super athletic lines can tear apart a ZBS, and the Giants did that to us just last year.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Maybe, but the Texans front 7 D is better than the Chokeboy's
and Fostate is WAY better than anything either of these teams has. The Texans would fuck them both way up.
Typical Giants fashion
Have to make things more difficult than it has to be.
by TheDream34 on Jan 1, 2012 10:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
CRUZZZZZZ
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
CRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
crazy arm strength to make that throw
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
In other Dallas news, the Mavs lost to the lowly Timberwolves.
1-3 on the year for the defending champs.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
lol you called soccer a sport
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
Lowly?
They lost their 3 games by an average of 3 points….two of those to the Thunder and Heat. Wolves aren’t that bad of a team.
"Lord, beer me strength."
They were winless and are extremely young and start Darko Milicic.
They won’t be very good this year.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
But isn't Ricky Ruuuuuuubio on the squad now?
In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.
by molloymalone on Jan 1, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Rubio is awesome.
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say / State your intentions / "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" / Very well - what you want, a brownie? / He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
But they're not lowly...that's a Bobcats thing.
They’re like the Thunder from a few years ago…..can put up a game but don’t have the experience and are missing a piece or two.
"Lord, beer me strength."
How 'bout those Rockets?
In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.
by molloymalone on Jan 1, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Oh don't pull that shit Collinsworth
You PRAISED Garrett’s decision to go for it on 4th down. Don’t knock it now.
"Lord, beer me strength."
*Collinsworthless
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
KenTremendous
Oh my God, Huffington Post. Come on. http://t.co/W9awiJyp
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Talk about outta touch...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
it's still in Jessica's purse
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
They could put it away right here, right now.
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
"we're going to the playoffs, I guess. not that anyone would notice..."
Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.
Time to nail the coffin for the Cowboy's playoff hopes
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
yea G-men!!
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Feel the schadenfreude!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Jerruh looks like he has a mouth full of shit
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
SPORTSbyBROOKS
RT @lettergirl: Watching new episide of Hoarders. Guy spent billions on a house and filled it w/ crap. Oh wait. It’s the Cowboys game
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
I'm UT and I approve this message.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Mobute
If you made a ripoff of “The Fly” where Ernest Borgnine stepped into a teleporter with syphilis, he would come out looking like Jerry Jones.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, Collingsworth
Can you stop tugging Romo’s dick?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Can he? Yes?
Will he? You know the answer to that one.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
FTFM
Can he? Yes?.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
NBC is airing our game Saturday
Are we really going to get this asshole calling the game?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
No, you get Mayock (suck) and Tom Hammond (Bigger suck)
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Mayock isn't bad.
He’s good compared to the rest.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
When your competition are such winners as Simms and Collinsworth...
Tom Hammond is an atrociously bad play-by-play though.
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Could be worse.
Millen and Theismann, anyone?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
LOLmo.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
The Texans.
They’re the only team in the state.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Happy to oblige.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 1, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Trends: Worldwide trends · change
#nfceastchamps
Come Get Some
Jerry Jones
Goodbye Cowboys
Eli Manning
#HakeemNicks
#PrayForGemma
Cowgirls
Terrance Newman
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Goodnight, Internet
There will be no encore.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Congrats to the Giants
NFC LEast champions
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
And Dungy off the screen, and off goes the TV, fuck you Mike Florio you weasel
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
It's finally happened!
The mythical, magical season where the Texans make the playoffs and the Cokeboyz miss out! I might cry.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Jan 1, 2012 10:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Don't forget the beauty of BESFs, Five Heads, and Glitter Kittehs sitting at home as well.
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
how sweet it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JImDc9uxxk
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Attention, Chokeboys fans:
STFU and disappear for the remainder of the season.
Compliance is mandatory but thank you, anyway.
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