Battle Red Radio: Nevermore
by riversmccown on Jan 10, 2012 8:15 PM CST
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Your Houston Texans outlasted the Cincinnati Daltons of Katy Texas to sample victory in their first-ever playoff appearance. J.J. Watt is pretty good at the footed ball, as I hear. Will that momentum carry over into Baltimore as the Texans take on the Ravens?
Join myself, Tim, and UprootedTexan at 9 p.m. CT as we take on pertinent questions such as "How far would you be willing to go to stop Wade Phillips' interview with Tampa Bay?" and "How nervous does the thought of Kareem Jackson versus Torrey Smith make you?"
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, where BFD left early to join higher quality programming.
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.
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Wade and Gary calling plays against Cam and Pagano.
Is this our biggest advantage on Sunday?
Should the Texans use the hurry-up offense to wear out the Ravens?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Has Weejay moved up the ladder
from the Poor Man’s Aaron Rodgers to the Not Really Poor But Has A Lot of Credit Card Debt Man’s Aaron Rodgers?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm good with that.
Or, perhaps, the “Working Poor, Living Paycheck-to-Paycheck Aaron Rodgers”
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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How about
the “Migrant Worker’s Aaron Rodgers”?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
can migrant workers own anything Aaron rodgers related?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats for getting your real name back!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
thanks. i feel whole again.
i owe bfd something for it. he hasn’t said what yet.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
You should probably ask Jordann.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ewwwwww...I don't envy you one bit....
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Shall I have Vega send you the sponge on a stick?
Ha! I’m kidding. There’s no stick.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Who are you most concerned about costing us the game?
1 – Wade Smith
2 – KJax
3 – Cody
4 – J. Allen
5 – Yates
6 – Kubiak
7 – Jacoby
always kjax
my friends and I call him our Texans TOny Romo, he always fucks us
Err..
8 – Corrupt Inept Refs
FTFY
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Is it funny or pathetic that J.J. Watt has as many interceptions as KJax this season?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Rec for Edgar Allan Poe.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions
Is UT wearing pants?
Because I’m guessing no.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
When has he ever?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Remember when we forced him to wear pants at 360?
That could’ve been traumatic eye insemination.
///shudders//
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It was traumatic for me that's for damn sure!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Culottes
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Gesundheit.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 10, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well-played.
And rec’d.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Pants are a figment of ESPN's imagination.
Plus it feels good not to wear them.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 10, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
How would YOU call the offense vs. the Ravens?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Would you rather see Mccain or keep Kareem?
I want mccain to get a chance, he has looked pretty good in limited play
Robot Kareem Jackson
Will it be able to turn its head?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions
Optical sensors all around.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
We can rebuild him
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
das raycess
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Green Bay-New York = Meteor Bowl.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
does anyone else see vickers going off on baltimore this weekend?
seems like the perfect game to show his ruthless side
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions
It would be as much of a shock
As Mitchell’s play was last Saturday
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Of the teams still in the NFC
Who would you most like to see play the Texans in the Super Bowl in terms of an exciting game?
Who do you think gives the Texans the best chance of victory?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
By the time we get there, the question is moot.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions
Reply fail.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Besides, it's a hypothetical.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
that and i need my new rankings?
is ms paint stuart scott still in the top 5? what about bacon? any chance tebow makes it to #1? the people want to know
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Whenever it is mentioned
It should be seen
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
No NFL Replay for the Texans/Bengals
There will however be three showings of Broncos/Steelers, a few episodes of SoundFX of Aaron Rodgers, and three showings of Tim Tebow-Year in Review. I swear NFLN is more and more like ESPN everyday. This really pisses me off since I forgot to DVR the game….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I did, too.
But I thought someone said it was Thursday around midnight for the HOU-CIN game.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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i would be shocked if they didn't.
it would be dumb not too.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Texans/Ravens from week 6 at 1130 central
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Oh.
Fuck that noise.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I did not watch
But wasn’t it on last night around midnight?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Does Tate have any meaningful role next week?
Pretty underutilized against Cincinnati, and it seems like running against Baltimore would probably be more on the outside.
by bigswaffo on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
yeah we should see more of him in this game.
definitely the perfect running back for this physical game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Bienvenidos, bigswaffo
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Tate was the better back (in terms of yardage)
against Baltimore the first time. But I think Arian will be the guy Sunday, with Tate as a change-of-pace back.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Now that his hammy is all good? I agree
I don’t think he was really 100% in week 6, but played anyway given the opponent
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Ya and Foster was pissed of how he played too.
So he should play like a mad man! Hopefully
by quiet_storm21 on Jan 11, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
who doesn't shuffle left to right when they are trying to find the hole?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions
37 at kickoff, wnw wind at 5mph.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
woops.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Cloudy and 41 for the high Sunday in Baltimore.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions
Do you expect more 5 LB sets on D this week?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Jags hire Mike Mularkey
Im guessing they wanted an offensive guy to help Gabbert.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
that's good.
as long as he keeps doing what he did against the giants.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Because Gabbert is offensive as a QB...
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Did he really do that great of a job in ATL?
They were very inconsistent, and Matt Ryan regressed a lot this year.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
^^ This
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Ryan is fucking terrible on the road, too.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Ryan is fucking terribleon the road, too.
FTFY.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I can always count on Banksy
to bring the Falcons hate.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
80 yard TD pass to Jones was Tampa.
Unless I don’t remember something.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions
Jones had like a 50 yd one against the Ravens back on week 6
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
True and true
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
When is the last time Baltimore won a home playoff game?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
2000
They beat Denver 21-3.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
So, in other words
They suck at home playoff games
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
They've only had 3 home playoff games
1 win 2 losses
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Right, because this team never existed prior to leaving Cleveland.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
I checked - according to ESPN (who knows if it is right)
They have never won in Baltimore
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4785829
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
*in the playoffs
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Nevermind
That site screwed up home/away listing – just shows winning team first
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
never lost a playoff game period
by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Awww
No “personal audio?”
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions
That's A BFD Trademark
He’d sue us if we encroached upon his schtick.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I wouldn't want to even smell his schtick
Much less touch it :P
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Especially since that is likely to result in traumatic insemination.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
And possibly tragic infestation
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby is a better return man than Reggie Bush*.
*Except when facing the 2008 Vikings.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Reason to play denver over new england
Tom brady is kinda good.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well I'd rather have the home game against the worse offense
but Rivers said there was no reason anyone would want the Pats. I was being contrarian..
"Lord, beer me strength."
Ahh.
I thought you were recommending playing new england in new england. I was about to recommend a fine pysicriast…
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by Carter Liles on Jan 11, 2012 9:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
ND Kalu thinks we match up better with the Pats.
He said running QBs are hard to defend with Wade’s system.
I just think the Pats have too many receivers for us to cover.
I’ll take my chances with Tebow scrambling.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Fair point
It’s really the tight ends that I’d be worried about….I don’t know who you’d match up on them.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well, I'm including the tight ends as receivers
Since for all intents and purposes, they are.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Alex. Smith.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
You mean 3,000-yard passer Alex Smith?
90-QB Rating Alex Smith?
Division Champion Alex Smith?
Can you tell he’s the one I’m most worried about Alex Smith?
"Lord, beer me strength."
He's sure to beat ~6000 yard passer Drew Brees.
You know, 110+ QB rating Drew Brees?
Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees?
Greater than the greatest show on turf offense behind him too.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
They probably like B.C. Bud better
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 11, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
You know who I really laugh at right now?
Those dumbasses who sold their tickets for last week’s game because of the three-game losing streak.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Like this dude?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
What a moran.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Jan 11, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Total looser, to.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 11, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I can feel my synapses exploding just reading this statement.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
What a maroon
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 11, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite part of this picture is the kid
Mortified beyond belief.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Really? I question whether or not he has the slightest idea of what's going on around him.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
....
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
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