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How Should The Texans Use Johnathan Joseph On Sunday In Baltimore?

It would sure be nice to see this on Sunday.

Lance Zierlein brought the topic up on 790 yesterday. We briefly touched on it in the comments to this post, and we discussed it last night on BRR. Now, we're asking you to weigh in.

Your Houston Texans feature a starting corner tandem of Johnathan Joseph and Kareem Jackson (with a heavy dose of Jason Allen as a "co-starter," to use Kubespeak, at CB2). The Baltimore Ravens' top two wide receivers are Anquan Boldin and Torrey Smith. When the Texans and Ravens tangled in Week Six, Joseph was matched up on Boldin and Jackson/Allen was matched up on T. Smith. If you were scheming the defense on Sunday, who would you assign Joseph to cover (primarily, I mean; different looks would necessarily require adjustments, of course)?

A poll, and my thoughts, after the jump.

Star-divide

I think Joseph has to match up on T. Smith. Boldin will still likely eviscerate K-Jax/Allen, but he's less likely to burn the Texans for a big play, especially deep, than Smith is. While Boldin won the matchup with J-Jo back in Week Six, I'm still more scared of having Smith beat the Texans than I am of Boldin beating the Texans.

It's like Sophie's Choice, with Wade Phillips playing the lead role and a secondary storyline that prominently features safety help.

Vote your conscience in the poll below, and then explain why.

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Poll
Who should Johnathan Joseph's primary assignment on Sunday in Baltimore be?
Anquan Boldin
112 votes
Torrey Smith
249 votes
Other
11 votes

372 votes | Poll has closed

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Connor Barwin wants to start calling Watt the milk man, because he always delivers, he’s white (he did say it) and he loves milk. via Twitter recently.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 11, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

das racist.

but it works for me. either that or chocolate pudding.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 11, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Mario Blanco, Honey Badger, GigaWatt are all better than Milkman. That’s lame, Connor….LAME.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 11, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

they are called bulls on parade.

i think lame is what they are going for

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 11, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

the mothership has retweeted it

and milkman is tending in Houston.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 11, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So apparently now

He needs to secretly sire many children…

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 11, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I think

He’s already completed step 3.

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Jan 13, 2012 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

even though I tagged him with Honey Badger during the draft and it stuck around here

I think the abuse of that name by some wanna be over at LSU and pressed into insanity by Brent Musberger’s obsession the other night has destroyed any real value of it for Watt.

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I like what you have to say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

/signed!

Brent Musgerger and Bob “slap slap slapping” Costas can both go DIAF on a remote island together

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Now now, don't be hasty.

If they DIAF on a remote island, how will we get to watch?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

satellite and hulu

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

But, but...I have all these marshmallows.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 12, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

That sounds so non tasty it isn't even funny

/Roasting them over those 2

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 12, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe Matthieu had that name last year.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

i think

You have to put Joseph on Smith, his speed scares me,and considering boldin is coming off knee surgery he doesn’t seem as big a threat

by brc9210 on Jan 11, 2012 5:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Start J-Jo on Smith to see what Boldin does after returning from knee surgery to fix a torn meniscus

and move him back to Boldin if he looks to be the bigger threat:

Boldin easing back into practice

http://www.carrollcountytimes.com/sports/ravens/boldin-easing-back-into-practice/article_8e360b51-f728-507b-9904-9569f535088c.html

Although it wasn’t a banner season for Boldin, his physical presence has been a big factor downfield.

During the two games he was out, none of the Ravens’ wide receivers except for rookie Torrey Smith caught a single pass.

And the Ravens averaged 239 passing yards per contest with him in the lineup, dipping to 131 yards in two games when Boldin was out.

They primarily relied on Pro Bowl running back Ray Rice against the Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals.

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

that may be your best bet. One thing I’ll say is we’re not really sure what we’ll get out of either Boldin or Smith. Boldin has the obvious injury issue (but MAN is that dude tough—like stupid tough), and Smith, being a rookie, can blow up some games and dissapear for others. Great production for a rookie, but still a rookie.

Kareem Jackson has to cover someone though, right?

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

...

Kareem Jackson never covers anyone.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 12, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

lol nice

seriously though, who’s your 3rd CB? All I keep hearing is how horrendous KJ is, yet y’all keep starting him. What’s the deal?

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

He splits time with Allen.

They are both not great, but Allen has more ints. Jackson “starts” but probably doesn’t get starter time.

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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 12, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

word.

I’m really liking this bye week and the fact that Cam Cameron attended your game in person right now though.

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

also

that article is from 7 days ago as of today (the 12th). He’s been a full participant in practice since then.

from the article

The Baltimore Ravens’ veteran wide receiver hardly resembled a man who recently underwent knee surgery to repair a torn meniscus.

Obviously looking great in practice and looking great in a game are two different things completely, but things sound good for Boldin.

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the fact he's been out of games.

Even the daunting Andre Johnson needed a game to get up to speed after being out. This was true twice this season, which really shows the definition of “game shape” or “football shape”.

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

it could certainly be an issue

but the bye week is really crucial with this issue.

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed on "looking great"

Andre looked great in practice before his first return from the hammy surgery, but didn’t make it the whole game and was out again until the last regular season game.

I never wish injury on an opposing player but it wouldn’t hurt my feelings if Boldin re-aggravated his knee.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Boldin played really well against Joseph the last time they played.

I can’t even imagine putting Kareem near Boldin. Put the platoon on Smith and pray Flacco throws some uncatchable deep balls, let Joseph get his revenge on Boldin.

by riversmccown on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Problem is

I don’t think the rest of the platoon has good enough deep speed to hang with Smith, except maybe McCain.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 13, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Smith

Kareem doesnt have the speed or savvy to keep up with him, he can at least tackle Bolden. I think the key will be how they work the safety support, and having enough pressure up front that the long routes don’t develop.

by BleachBum on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

▲This

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Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Jan 11, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Boldin ripped the secondary up the first time.

Smith had two big plays on one drive all day. That was it.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 11, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Boldin is coming off surgery right?

He’s got a nice chance he won’t be a 100% or even 95%

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 11, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: T. Smith's Big Plays

And one of those big plays wasn’t even a catch. Had Kubes challenged, I think he would have won. The ball clearly hit the ground, and it was evident on replay.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 11, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Bolden

I agree w Rivers, take him completely out of the game. Then its a committee covering Smith, please just keep a safety over the top.

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by jstid911 on Jan 11, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Smith

Kareem Jackson showed vast improvement this past season, he still gets beat here and there, but he’s way better than last year…rotate him and Jason Allen on boldin, Allen should be able to keep up with him too, put D.Manning or Quin over the top if you have too. Joseph should be put on Smith, he impose bigger of a deep ball threat than boldin…

by krojr94 on Jan 11, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

But Boldin is our mr.3rd-and-long. Maybe you’ll change coverages based on down and distance?

I love it knowing that there are a handful of Ravens fans in this area who despise the fact that Joe will be our QB for the next 10 years. --Mr. MaLoR

by jackmca on Jan 12, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Other.

Let Joseph help that anonymous UH engineering student complete the KJax robot so he can replace our “CB2.”

That or Joseph on Smith, that works too.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 11, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

Beep boop beep beep boop

/interception

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by Foster Child on Jan 11, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Bolden

I concur with what a few others have said. Bolden will be a more consistent threat than smith, but Smith is a more dangerous single play threat. If we double Smith over the top with Manning, he should have trouble getting those 40 yard routes plus allowing us time to get after Flaco. I feel the game will be about ball control and gaining consistent yards and first downs. Bolden will be the bigger threat between the two. If we can prevent them from getting those 3rd and middle/long conversions it will surely cause some panic in which our defense can obliterate their offensive line like a plane to a Russian hockey team. (what too soon?)

by emsman on Jan 11, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

We should use him in the opposite way we use Kareem.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 11, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Smith had 3 catches for 84 yards the frist time and most of that was on one drive.

That 51 yard catch he made was also a great individual piece of work by Flacco who, if you’ll remember, was running for his life on that play and made a Big Ben like throw that somehow got to Smith. Overall though Smith was rather quiet the first time around and it was Boldin who was abusing JJow and the secondary.

Looking back it was one of Bolidn’s best games. He had a season high 8 catches and his second highest total in receiving yards. The Texans pressure neutralizes Smith because they like him for longer throws. He was quiet the first time because Flacco had someone in his face nearly every pass.

The guy we need to worry about is Rice catching passes underneath.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 11, 2012 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Insightful. I agree, Flacco was sick throwing it week 6.

The Texans got little pass rush from the DTs (Jamison played well, though) in week 6. If Watt and Ninjtonio, can get pressure like they have been lately, Flacco will have even less time to go deep Sunday. Leave Joseph on Boldin and hope he doesn’t get torched again.

by willieboyd on Jan 11, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Need Jamison to gain 30 lbs and play tackle

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 11, 2012 7:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well they were going up against the blind side

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 11, 2012 7:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well,

There is the Ninja Assassin :)

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 11, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

At first I thought Smith, but after rewatching the week 6 game, Boldin.

Boldin was getting open at will and Flacco was hitting him. The limiting factor was Connor Barwin off the edge.

by willieboyd on Jan 11, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

and put BO$$MAN on BBD

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

i actually miss his posts

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 11, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say have J Jo on Boldin, and double coverage on Smith

Because of Boldin’s injury, I predict he’ll be running a good amount of short routes and slants. Putting J-Jo on him will shut him down, maybe even cause a turnover. J-Jo had a bad game last time, but he was also pretty banged up. Expect big things from him this game. Smith will need a safety eyeballing him most of the game anyways. I think whatever the Texans do, Wade we’ll make his 2nd half adjustments as always. Don’t screw this up Kareem!

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Jan 11, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Ok, stop copying me

And then posting before I do makes me look bad!

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 11, 2012 7:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is what I though

seems I recall he had a sore ankle at some point, but I dont remember if it was during week 6

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by professortex on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure he

sprained his ankle in the first quarter after picking off a pass and got twisted up when he was talked.

by bantams28 on Jan 11, 2012 7:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If you put JJ on Boldin

You have a pretty good chance of locking him down for the game and making him a non factor. If you put JJ on Smith, there’s a good chance that Smith still makes a descent amount of plays. I say put him on Boldin and give Kareem help with the safty covering Smith. Either way, gotta stop da run!

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 11, 2012 7:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

After seeing his hands last week, I agree. The Milkman on Boldin is the only possible way forward!

by BestOf5 on Jan 11, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Milkman will give THoR a run for most versatile player

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 11, 2012 7:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Lee

Who?
That guy is a non-factor.

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by pvavocalist on Jan 13, 2012 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

“During the two games he was out, none of the Ravens’ wide receivers except for rookie Torrey Smith caught a single pass.

And the Ravens averaged 239 passing yards per contest with him in the lineup, dipping to 131 yards in two games when Boldin was out."

That says to me that without Boldin rolling that the Ravens offense as a whole struggles. You put J Jo one on one with him and hope he takes him out of the game because if he does Flacco won’t be as effective, and our pass rush will look better.

by BestOf5 on Jan 11, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Actually that has a lot more to do with the fact that Cam Cameron simply didn't use the pass as often without Boldin.

You’ll see if you look into the stats that Ray Rice and Ricky Williams started getting a lot more carries around that time. It was more of a game plan thing. Though there is a significant drop between Boldin and Lee Evans. (who surprisingly for someone of his experience and quality has been a major disappointment so far) Unfortunately it is true that Torrey and Boldin are the only real threats at WR but both can burn any CB and with a combination of two good receiving TEs and the use of Ray Rice (and to a lesser extent Vonta) in the passing game there are enough targets that double teaming or sticking your best CB on one guy all game won’t be enough. You’ll have to defend the team as a whole.

by Roa on Jan 11, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed, but I want them to try and play between the hashes. We have a great front 7 and I trust them to make plays. Whoever wins outside, wins this match.

by BestOf5 on Jan 11, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ On Smith bc of Boldin knee injury

I think we should use JJ on Smith and put someone else on Boldin. I don’t think Boldin will be 100% with the knee.

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by LadyTexans on Jan 11, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

I guess it kinda depends

If Ice Kareem doesn’t ever look over his shoulder for the ball, or falls down twice in coverage – will it really matter?

Sorry, some erstwhile pent up bitterness raising its ugly (but still swanky rhinestone covered) head.

I think Joseph should cover AB. I have a feeling Boldin will come out hot. Call it a gut thing.

Yes, maybe it is gas. Maybe andropause. I have never experienced either, so it’s all new.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 11, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Understandable. Hopefully we won’t be against making adjustments if whatever we have going isn’t working.

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line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again." - Former Houston Oilers coach, Bum Phillips

by LadyTexans on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

^THIS

And I think we all believe in our DC’s play calling this year.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 11, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Andropause

Nice.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't vote because I have know idea who your biggest-baddest defender is...

…put your biggest baddset defender on Boldin…

.
…put your shiftiest and craftiest defender on the rest of the feild…

….maybe you know who that is…I sure don’t

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 11, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Man! Would that not be fun !!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

whootie hoo!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hootie who?

A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving

by Foster Child on Jan 12, 2012 6:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Hootie and the Blowfish?

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 12, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Alex.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

That is easy

if Cushing is delivering the licks….1 lick is all it takes.

by BleachBum on Jan 12, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

It can't be Flacco.

Cuz he sucks.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 12, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Flacco "Mega Maid"

“She’s gone from suck to blow!”

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

+1 for Spaceballs.

I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes.

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by pvavocalist on Jan 13, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

GO BRONCOS!! Good luck this week Mike!

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Also I thought you might like one of the reason's I love Kubiak and your team...

…here’s a 1991 loss by my team where Kubiak was a true star trooper.
I hope this link can get you there…

http://www.nfl.com/videos/denver-broncos/09000d5d825e7475/Remember-when-1991-AFC-Championship-Game

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 11, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks, Mike

it was really cool to see the young Kubiak in action…especially his awesome scrambling ability!

A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving

by Foster Child on Jan 12, 2012 6:17 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a great video! Kubiak was a real baller back then!

I think after watching that kicker miss 4 FG, I understand why Kubiak hates to watch those things.

The fumble after his pass to try and win the game also gives an early indication to his obsession with protecting the football.

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

QB DRAW!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 12, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

GQ on Kubes
"I’ve talked to several guys who have come from other organizations that say that Coach Kubiak is probably the coolest coach in the league," safety Glover Quin said. "And they say, ‘Do whatever you have to do to stay here, whatever you got to do, take pay cuts, whatever, stay here.’ He’s a good guy. Like I said, he’ll walk past you and speak. Some coaches probably don’t even walk past the guys and speak to them. Every time he sees you he’ll speak, and he’s always an even-keeled guy, and he expects a lot out of us. And the way he treats us, we have to go out and play hard for him."

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 11, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

love hearing this...

Kubiak and Wade could be a killer duo for a few years if wade would just stay with us…

by Texan5513 on Jan 11, 2012 8:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

apparently Sapp and Pocket Hercules

Picked Texans over Ravens on inside the NFL

by ElSurge on Jan 11, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

MJD

Took it to them so he knows we can do the same.

by Texan5513 on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What?

Wade will probably play 3 Safeties with 5 linebackers – just KTFO the receivers at the LOS – problem solved

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 11, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

like....

"Everywhere you go, there’s the buzz going around the city. Houston has been wanting a winning team here for a long time. We’re glad that we can finally provide that little spark, but we’ve got to go finish." -Arian Foster

"This is a big dogs game - there ain't no puppies out here - aint no puppies out here!!" - Brian Cushing

by JayStation3 on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

FLAGGED FOR CHICKEN ASS.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 11, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

and Bull Ass too

It’s a bold assumption even though I may have to change it after Saturday if the Broncos win, which I’ll be pulling for!

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 11, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

shoulda made the bull red and blue

other than that nice job.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 12, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It would be illegal and unpatriotic

If I didn’t rec this.
Great work!

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 12, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's just hope I get to change the sign to

. WEST
. I-10
HOUSTON

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes you will.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

trust me, as someone who grew up a Broncos fan, it's ready to go

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

If we host another game in H town this season

Please bring signs saying “MARIO BLANCO” and not the milkman. We need to kill that terrible name before it starts.

by SoCalTexan on Jan 12, 2012 3:30 AM CST reply actions  

yeah that "milk man" tag is horrible

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Put JJoe on Boldin

Roll safety help to Jackson/Allen to help on Smith. Smith is more likely to hurt you deep than he is as a possesion reciever. Thus the safety to take away the deep ball. Hopefully JJoe keeps Boldin from moving the chains consistently, and doesn’t give up any long ones to Boldin either. But either way, the safety help is going to be the big factor in stopping the deep balls that hurt the Texans in the first game.

by McAggie on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 AM CST reply actions  

Might be able to "bait up Boldin with Ice Kareem"

Play Kareem on Boldin. Have him overplay him so that certain routes are favored. Then jump the route with a safety or maybe from an unexpected direction with a linebacker. A big pick could be a blow to the Ravens, especially if it resulted in a TD

by BleachBum on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

when it comes to kareem i like to sing.....

I know I might be right, I know I might be wrong, but I hope that something better comes along.

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Joseph should primarily be on

Boldin. Our best CB on their best WR, period. However, If Boldin looks slow and isnt 100% from his injury, then perhaps Joseph switches between Boldin and Smith. At any Rate, Wade will do whats best, and hopefully, this is a moot point and our pass rush doesnt allow Boldin OR Smith to be a factor.

by firestorm420 on Jan 12, 2012 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

I hope one or both of Reed and Barwin get back into the form they had during the 7 game winning streak.

Both have seemed fairly quiet for awhile, including last weekend.

Or are teams playing against them more and is that freeing up Antonio?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 12, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

He should be cloned thrice

for cb2, the nickel and lastly for trade bait …..we need a legit wr2

by Gryphon84 on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

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