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As is my tradition I try to do a non-football post when football seems most important....so I do it again...

One of the things I've always loved is camping. One of the things I've really really loved is camping with my kids.One of the things I've really really truly loved is camping with my daughters....with a couple of their friends along.

What love! ... What Love! There is nothing more fun than watching two daughters, show two friends, what they love.

Many many years ago, when Alena and Jodi were still young, I took them on a camping trip to one of my favorite spots. Back then it was little known, rarely found by visitors, because locals shot down the sign that pointed to this dirt road that led to this really wonderful camp.

Called 'Meadow Creek' it was one of the true great hidden wonders of North Idaho. Years ago Cananda and the US had brought a gas-line that had to cross under the Moyie River and Meadow Creek Campground was created to house all the workers. Its unfortunate that a couple years ago it was desecrated by a wild fire. It really was one of those rare places that had a deep well water souce and still seemed.....rough...now it is trying to grow back. anyway...back to my thought. I'm not sure if I can share this story, with justice, in writing. It really is best if I'm there and Alena gives the climax...but here goes.

I was on one of those camping trips, with Alena and Jodi and me. As sometimes happens in North Idaho it rained some old-person's-cat and a fat man's dog the first night. When I woke up I knew I needed to find some dry wood for a fire. I put the coffee on the Coleman and hiked up the hill. Those of you that know these things know that a thick woods has many drie hanging branches. Its hazy and cloudy, not sure where I'm at, but the branches are dry. I already had enough branches to get a good fire started, and was about to head back, when I see this one large branch and pull. It is not just a good branch it is a big dry good branch.

Greed is a funny thing...it pays you back. I pulled, pulled and pulled again and suddenley thought I was on a hill of red ants. The stings on my legs were viscious. I bent over to wipe the ants off and realized (imagine all the air you could possibly suck in at this moment) that I had knocked a Bald-Faced Hornets nest out of the tree and it was split wide open right by my feet.

For those of you that don't know...a Bald-Faced Hornet is what we in Idaho call this very mean black insect that has the body of a Yellow-Jacket but is black with white rings around the eyes. Meanest of all insects.

After sucking all the available air in North Idaho I began to run. I could hear the river, knew I needed to get to water, but in the excitement forgot the hill I had climbed. By this time I had ten to twenty stings, being chased, heard the water...so I jumped.

This where I sucked all the air out of the Rockies. I jumped, looked down, and there was nothing but twenty or thirty feet of air between me and the rapids below. Its funny when you see those cartoon characters, suspended before a fall....because that's just what it feels like. Its like time stops.

I hit the water, knew my knee had been hurt, but thank God for loving the water...and my Mother who gave me that. I kept my head, as I rolled with the rapids, keeping my head above and moving in the right direction, some big guy (out for early-morning fly-fishing) stopped my rolling and helped me to shore.

Some time passed as the 'Big Guy' and the 'Camp-Host' helped me back. I was sitting when Alena woke up. She saw me covered with all these amonia and somethings the 'Big Guy' were putting on the stings.

I had put coffee on an hour ago...I needed some coffee. Alena, can you bring me some coffee? Yes Daddy!

She pours a cup, walks to give it to me, trips over something....................you'd have to be there......

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i enjoy these stories.

they are a nice break from all the football related stuff.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

the bee stings are what keeps me from going camping or even hiking in austin

lots of beautiful scenery but running into something like this would freak me out. unless i had a dog. dogs seem to be the best at figuring shit out when it hits the fan.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Best post I've read all week!

I’m a camper as well and have been through some fun situations, but that right there is a doozy!

Thanks for sharing this Mike!

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by MeMongo on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 AM CST reply actions  

It was absolutely terifying while it happened

But everyone at work thought it was really funny…as I hobbled around with my sprained knee.

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hornets are bad

My own hornet’s nest story goes like this:

I was in basic training. We were doing squad-based land navigation in the hills around West Point. One of the points we were supposed to find was near Blackcap Mountain, which is one of several steep hills in the area. I’m third in line as we march down a trail. There’s a branch in our way. My squad leader (an upperclass cadet) pushes the branch out of the way, looks behind him, and lets it go for the person in front of me to catch. He does the same, and I catch it. I do the same, and the guy behind me catches it. About this time, someone in the back yells, “HORNETS!” There was a hornet’s nest, apparently about the size of a football helmet, hanging from the end of this branch that we’ve been shaking back and forth.

I say “apparently” because I didn’t stop running until I was 200 feet up that hill, along with the three of us that had passed that branch. I’m pretty sure I would have outrun Arian Foster Adrian Peterson Usian Bolt up that hill, gear or no gear. The rest of the squad hightailed it downhill. I got a couple of stings on the back of the neck, one of the few areas not covered by my uniform. Most of the squad had at least one hornet sting. It took 15 minutes before we dared go back down, taking a different route to join up with everyone else.

Needless to say, we didn’t find that land nav point.

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST reply actions  

It was a really scary events...

…but when my daughter tripped and poured that hot coffee in my lap to top off the event…alls I could do was laugh.

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

Our good luck charm Mike Clark has returned to give our team Tebus’s blessing. btw great ot read

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by thebluffrat on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I love camping, Here is my favorite Camping spot

Right on the Rio

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Quite different than the hyper-thick forests of North Idaho

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

We are Wide open in New Mexico

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 13, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Much of Idaho is like that...but when you venture into Idaho's forests...they are dense

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Here are two of mine:

Niangua River, Missouri

Mulberry River, Arkansas

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by MDC on Jan 13, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Its funny. The most east of Denver I've ever been is Denver's airport...

…I’ve seen and done almost everything the Rockies have to offer…but I now wish I had ventured out.

Beautiful pictures by the way

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 13, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the woods?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 14, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Old man takes daughters friends deep into woods...

Was totally expecting to see you get banned for bewbs.

by GatorTD on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

When "Alena gave the climax" I thought we were going to have to send him to MCM.

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by T-Moar on Jan 15, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey! I know exactly where that spot is, Mike!

I worked on the expansion of the GTN Mainline that crosses under the Moyie River. We did some cool stuff with fish habitat creation on that river with bedrock we had taken out to lay the pipe. Anyway, that’s a really beautiful area. Great story.

by ~Buck on Jan 14, 2012 9:54 AM CST reply actions  

I've seen your work...

…I ran into a forest worker one day and he took me on a tour of what you guys did and the habitat improvements.

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 14, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That's great work!

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!

by MeMongo on Jan 14, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Enjoyed the Post

Brought back many old memories of camping with my Dad and more recent memories of camping with my own young’ins

Thanks!

by FreeRange on Jan 15, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions  

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