Open Thread: Divisional Round Saturday
by Tim on Jan 14, 2012 3:00 PM CST
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PrintYour Houston Texans take the field for their divisional round playoff game against the Baltimore Ravens in approximately 21 hours. Until then, you'll have to distract yourself by watching Saints-49ers, watching Broncos-Patriots, or huffing paint. If you're an overachiever, you may elect to do all three.
No matter your choice, this is your open thread for today's playoff action. Enjoy.
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Ready for it!
Go Saints!
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
+1
since I can’t rec from Android app.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go Niners!
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 3:09 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
penalty
unsportsman like conduct, excessive rec’ing, 15 yard penalty. penalty will be assessed on the first play next season since the niner’s season ends today.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmmm...NFC players I'd be excited to watch next week....
/checks list
/sees Brees at top of list
/finds no 49ers on it anywhere
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I'd put the entire 49ers defense on that list.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
nice...
welcome to the divisional round
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
^This.
Also, Geaux Saints!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I like the Saints.
I liked them before going to NOLA. Being there, hanging with the fans in person, they’re solidly my favorite NFC team.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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plus
a team with a history of no real success and is now a regular contender. sounds like where we’ve been and want to be.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have to say, I love New Orleans
Not the team so much, but the city. Me and the wife go there periodically, most recently in 2010.
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 3:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ditto.
In The Dark Years, when the Saints were the TV home team here in Lower Alabama, I developed an affection for them and their fans. It’s great that they’re finally having some good years after so much pain.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Wait.
Who’s the part-time Falcons fan?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Kerns.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Meh, sure whatever
I really think we should root for inferior teams at this point, just in case we have to face them. I’d rather the texans play the 49ers than the saints
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
+1
Ranking “Things I thought I’d never say,” this is in the top ten.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Not me, I'm fully on board with Tebow mania now, and enjoying the ride.
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
*unless or teams meet in Houston,
In which case we will eat his flesh and drink his blood
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go Tebow and 49ers!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Arian Foster via Twitter...
Arian Foster: There was a young man who passed in a car accident back in Texas. Our fan, His name was William Hotaling. This ones for you Will…
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Brees is SO setting them up.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Kareem was a big fan of that pass defense by Whitner.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
I had the same thought.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go Time!
Hurry up and pass so it can be tomorrow already.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ethanol lubricates time.
-a tip from your Uncle FR.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
looked like a penalty.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
dude got crushed
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
What's this idiot announcer talking about with forward progress being called?
I already hate him.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That was a hold on the Left Tackle.
Great hit nonetheless
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 14, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions
I think they knocked his ass out
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Frank Gore is good at football
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Both hitter and hitee gone into the locker room for concussion review
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
LOL...anyone remember when Earl Campbell and that defender did the same thing back in '79(?)
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
That was Jack Tatum
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
here's the hit between Jack Tatum and Earl Campbell....its at the end of the clip so stick with it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJrDYQwwbuY
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking someone gets a fine.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck that douchebag.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Ohio State. Fuck him.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Oddly, however,
I like Donte Whitner.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I think he said "fuck that douchebag"
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh.
I thought he said “Blessings on that splendid fellow.”
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Off the subject
Why does Pancakes say “splendid” so much?
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know but
I think it’s pathetic.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 14, 2012 4:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They took Pierre Thomas' helmet away
Dude is done.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Nah, Pocket Sproles will be just fine.
They have enough backs.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Boys, boys!
It’s only a game!
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Got his head stepped on at the end of that play.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Well, he's getting helmet-to-helmeted with no RTP, apparently.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
He's not playing the Texans.
Yet.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Yes, the world is out to get the Texans.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
NinersNation nickname for Aldon?
99 Problems.
/damn us for not thinking of that for Watt.
"Lord, beer me strength."
"Milkman" is so much more bad-ass sounding.
sigh
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Nicknames are stupid if they aren't from the player or his family.
Magic Johnson, Penny Hardaway, those are cool. I hate fan-made nicknames because the player has no input and it’s usually not very creative.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
I fucking hate that one
Sorry, Barwin. Killawatt is way better
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Milkman sounds like a serial killer
but not in a threatening way, like a deviant kind of way.
Follow me on Twitter @Jorticulture
Milkman sounds like a Jim Carey sequel.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
And for that, the world is thankful
(though he was actually good in Eternal Sunshine, I grudgingly admit)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Negative love
One of the few movies I’ve seen in person where I actively wanted to leave.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I've walked out of one movie
Nacho Libre. My friends and I left and just sat out in the mall talking for an hour instead of watching the rest of the movie.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
I left the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie
And the second Mortal Kombat movie.
For most bad movies, I can convince myself that they are comedies if I try hard enough. The Ring was hilarious.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
I've walked out of two:
1. The Postman (Costner version). When they were 120 minutes in and STILL introducing new characters, I pulled the plug.
2. Battlefield Earth. For obvious reasons.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Haha, my wife still goes on about how much the Postman sucked
I’ve been blessed to never see it
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My god, it's terrible.
Waterworld was literally more enjoyable.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I've never seen The Postman
I’m having a hard time imagining something being worse than Waterworld.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Waterworld is a cutoff point
Below which the negatives should just be burned
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And Postman is the cutoff
below which the director/producer should be executed.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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And for some reason I feel like I saw where they are doing another Dumb and Dumber with the original cast.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
There was some Payly Shore movie where that was his stripper name
So gross
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
cereal killer???
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now.
if the kickoff goes into the endzone, don’t run it out.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I still prefer
KillaWatt
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I agree with that sentiment.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the Saints DBs tackled eachother.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Wow.
I’m starting to get a feeling about this one.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
The Napoleon Dynamite cartoon looks awful
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
every cartoon fox has made since they canceled futurama has sucked
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 4:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so following along on here I can't really tell what's going on
can I get a quick summary?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 4:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Saints getting stomped
17-0 midway through the 2nd quarter.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck the Saints.
God I hate that team. Almost as much as I hate the Pats.
Lets go 49ers! Yeah INT.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They had two turnovers last game and scored 40+ points
Give them a little time.
(The 49ers defense is doing a great job so far though.)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Big difference.
At home against the Lions defense. This isn’t the Lions sorry defense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Because, clearly, good offenses never have turnovers, right?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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My understanding is that the Saints with Brees and scoring 34 points per game would be to much for the poor 49ers.
Oh look another turnover. Not on the offense this time though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Saints=4 turnovers
BOY THAT OFFENSE IS SHITTY
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Run the ball in.
Your QB is a jamoke, and Frank Gore is your running back.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
The Ravens beat the poo out of these guys.
Not encouraging.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
True but don't forget the 49ers got screwed on two huge plays.
Including having a TD taken off the board.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They also lost to Seattle and Jacksonville.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
There we go.
2 runs would have done the trick with Frank Gore, but a TD is a TD.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
how about the refs letting these guys play...
Wish we could get a game like that…
by Texan5513 on Jan 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
ryanwilson_07
/Adds Alex Smith’s name to guys I’d take before Mark Sanchez //checks list, Smith already above Sanchez.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Oh what?
The Saints were the favorites! They couldn’t lose!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 14, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Needs to be green.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
AYFKM?
Nawlins collapsing.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
oh wow
I might actually feel sorry for the Saints.
Nothing can make me feel sorry for them or the city of New Orleans.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
CH spends his vacations digging holes in the levies
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Good.
I don’t know why football is so big against fighting. It’s awesome.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure the 49ers were completely out matched in that quarter.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
id rather play the niners in the superbowl anyways.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
i disagree.nobody runs our sysytem like we do.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Worked in preseason actually. Just saying.
We couldn’t run on the Bengals the first game. We ran over them last week. It’s possible.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
oh ho ho he said left triangle cuz the other is a right triangle.
How do writers come up with such comedy!?!?
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
should have been.
but the result of the play was better.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I feel old
I remember a heated QB controversy between David Carr and Alex Smith
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Brees better do some o' that Hall of Fame QB shit.
And he better do it right now.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
At the start of the game when the Saints were driving
that stupid Fox robot Cleatus tweeted something like ‘good offenses beat good defenses’ what a stupid robot.
Follow me on Twitter @Jorticulture
you follow that robot?
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It should be
Good offense beats good defense, and vice versa
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
MichaelDavSmith
The NFL Films cameraman behind Drew Brees has awesome facial hair. http://t.co/bQgER5Q8
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
how is that not a flag?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
another fumble
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
how did he get that???
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no fumble
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Niners defense is beastly.
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
marvin lewis disagrees with that challenge
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been waiting all week...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
and we know the ref sucks.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 14, 2012 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I went to the Muppets movie.
I forgot they sing so much
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
My 7 year old no patience for it either
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
It was actually a pretty good movie.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I sense hostility to the song.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Wow, the Saints are getting their asses kicked?
Me likey.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
by KMR24 on Jan 14, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Jim Caldwell reportedly to stay on as Colts HC
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
why is this not green yet??
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
by JMFC on Jan 14, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
they've started 14-0 and 0-13 with him
I think he be brings nothing to the table, but won’t kill a team either.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Only Peyton can lead that team to double digit wins.
Especailly because y’all are going to lose some of your key peices to free agency.
if Luck is the way to go and even close to as advertised they very likely will contend in 2-3 years.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
*the way they go
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Still have to account for injuries man.
He has the chance to lead the team to contention. Hell, anything can happen on a single play.
Did Peyton have input on this? Isn't he known to like Caldwell?
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
the guy reporting Caldwell being retained said keeping the two are independent of each other.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
I think he just tolerates him.
Doesn’t strike me as extremely inspirational.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Caldwell is apparently VERY well liked by his players
I have never heard a single human being say anything bad about the guy other than fans/analysts questioning whether he can coach.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
true
but that’s because I think a league average QB leads this year’s team to 7 wins. This coming season will likely be the same situation but not because of a shitty QB, but because of shitty/rookie everything else.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
FTFY
Especailly because y’all are going to lose some of your old as fuck players to free agency.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Me too.
Id take Mathis too.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
in a 3-4 Mathis is a bad ass OLB
and a not very good DE. Put Williams on the left and Mathis on the right and you have a terrifying pass rush.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
3rd down linebacker.
pass rush specialist
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
in a 3-4
we should make sure that is clear. In a 4-3 he is still a premier pass rusher.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
I never said it made sense.
I just said I would take him.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Mel Gray disagrees
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
No thanks.
Way to old to bother with when we have youth at that spot with Barwin and Reed as well as a possible return of Mario. And he’d be way to expensive to keep as a situational rusher.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Unbelievable.
But welcomed.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
JakeQuery
#JimCaldwell will be retained as Head Coach of the #Indianapolis #Colts. Official announcement to come within 4 days.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
apathetic
still think he is meh for a coach but 90% of the league makes those same stupid decisions he did all year.
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
Hue Jackosn talked his way out of that job.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Kubiak head and shoulders above his AFC South peers
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
TROLLOLOLOLOL...
-San Francisco 49ers
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
I think Brees is about to show why we want the 49ers to win
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
re-read
I said we want the 49ers to win.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I don't see how the 49ers would be an easier team to beat.
Everyone from here on out is going to be good. Saints would be a better match for the Texans because their defense doesn’t suffocate you like the 49ers can.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You have to outscore the Saints....
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Hmm in order to win games you have to out score the opponent.
Easier to keep pace with the Saints with Yates than the 49ers.
Remember. Texans really dominated early in that Saints game and blew their chance in the redzone then the defense fell apart in the 4th much like the Ravens game. Easier to run on them as well.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Read this slowly. Out loud.
Easier to keep pace with the Saints with Yates than the 49ers
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
by JMFC on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Read this slowly.
The first 3 quarters of their game in NO the Saints scored 17 points against the Texans. The team then collapsed and the Saints scored 23 points in the 4th quarter.
They could hold that offense in check. Texans should have hit 45+ points on offense in that game (no Foster either).
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
IIRC
Brees was off in that game. I would rather have a red-hot Alex Smith than an off Drew Brees. I don’t want any part of the Saints. I think Brees would be a little more dialed in in a Super Bowl than he was in week 4.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He was off because the defense is good. Just like all the other QB's the Texans have played this year.
I think the Texans defense would be a little more dialed in the SB than they were in week 4.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Agree to disagree
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
The 49ers have a very good defense.
They are making a lot of plays and forcing more turnovers than one could reasonably expect against the Saints.
And they are barely winning.
More to the point, Kareem Jackson on any Saints WR, not to mention Jimmy Graham generally, should terrify you. There’s no chance the Texans could trade TDs with the Saints in a dome.
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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sure.
I don’t disagree. But the Saints score something like 41/game indoors, and you’d be asking a rookie QB on the world’s biggest stage to match Drew Brees TD for TD.
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Oh I agree
we would have to go NY Giants in the 2007 super bowl on their ass if we even wanted a hope of winning. Or Arian could just score on every possession.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Arian might decide he wanted to do that
and then do it. Because that seems to be how he rolls. God, I love that guy.
You see his classy tweet about the kid who died yesterday?
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The best we could do is slow Brees down better than anyone else
But that still wouldn’t be enough to outscore the Saints. Our only hope to beat them would be big defensive plays like the 49ers are making today, plus slow him down enough. I think we can beat the Saints, but I’d rather play the 49ers or GB.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
GB is just as good on offense and takes the ball away far better than the Saints.
I think watching that game week 4 the Texans were a much better team and they did more to lose it than the Saints did to win it. That’s a blowout win if the redzone offense had been effective.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
GB's defense
is dogshit, though.
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I have no problem with that analysis
GB and Saints are bad news, but I think we can run on GB better than the Saints and thus own the clock better.
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by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
IF you could force 4 turnovers
and move the ball better than SF has (keeping in mind the added pressure of a Super Bowl, rookie QB, etc.), then I agree that the Texans could beat them. But I keep coming back to two questions:
1. Who is defending Graham?
2. If the answer to #1 is a safety, what do you do about Kareem in solo coverage on the outside (other than pray/curse)?
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someone slips some exlax into his pregame gatorade
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Man, that would rule.
I’m MDC, and I approve of this plan.
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I guess this discussion is moot then because we have no chance against NE if they win and the Texans win.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Well, Brees could have a really bad day
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
I miss-read what you said
Thought you were saying NO not NE. That said, its a whole different thing. Their offenses are comparable, but their defenses are not. We can score more easily against NE than NO.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
It always helps to show up.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
I really don't like the Texans' chances against the Patriots
but the Patriots defense is so fucking terrible, especially against the pass, that it doesn’t make sense to say that, because the Saints would beat the Texans, the Patriots certainly would as well.
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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
^this, which is why we want the Tebows to win.
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by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yes up by 3 with a below average offense.
All I’m saying is that I think the Texans match up far better with the Saints and are a better team overall.
Also. If the Texans win Sunday they most likely are in NE so if they could pull off a win over the Pats offense why not the Saints?
Getting tired of the constant Kareem crying. Seriously he’s not as horrible as he’s portrayed here and he’s a much better player this year. Is he great? No. Hell he’s only average but he’s not losing games by himself like people are constantly making it out to be. Almost as irritating as the Crying about Schaub choking or Jacoby being 100% useless.
I like talking Texans here but all to often you guys just run this same shit into the ground every week. Kareem or Cody or Jacoby play good nothing is said or it’s just a bunch of sarcastic remarks. 1 bad play? A mountain of BS and everything else becomes null and void since it’s inconvenient to acknowledge any good play those guys make. It’s like people want them to suck so they sit around and bitch about it all day. Again not saying they are great or anything above average but they aren’t the “black hole of suck” or whatever that’s always gets posted.
So in closing all I was posting was that I felt the Texans (based on two games against the Saints) could beat that team because they matched up well against them.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'll be honest
I stopped reading at “Seriously he’s not as horrible as he’s portrayed here and he’s a much better player this year.” Because, yes, he is. The only reason he looks better this year is because (a) the Texans’ pass rush is much better, so he doesn’t have to cover as long and (b) because Wade rolls safety help to him almost all the time. He’s the worst player on the starting defense.
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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No, no, you don't understand
The Texans had to improve the pass rush and safeties to give Kareem a chance to blossom, but all improvement by Kareem is totally attributed to Kareem. He was in no way helped by those things!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
OH!
Now I get it. So Jason Allen looks better than he is because of those things, and we shouldn’t trust that he’s better than Kareem, because Kareem does not benefit from those same things?
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Also.
If the Texans win tomorrow they have to go to NE (barring Tebow BS) so if they could beat Brady they could beat Brees.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
It's not Brady vs. Brees
Its Brees’ WRs versus Brady’s. They are going to have to stick Kareem on someone….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Actually it's Brady's TE's that the Pats offense is centered around.
With Welker being the one really good WR on the team.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You can stop the 49ers....you can't stop Brees
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
I was making his point
personally the niners are my second favorite team (Lions and Bills close and obviously Texans our 1) and I think theyre defense would probably shut out AFBT.
oh and Aldon Smith should be DROY
Presuming we win the AFC, the Saints are the more dangerous team.
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by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldnt want the Saints on turf
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
correct.
I dont want to play the Saints at all. My point above was that Drew Brees is about to show us how he can put points on the board even with a good defense like SF
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by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I still think they win this game
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
which one? SF or NOL
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, me too
I think they beat GB too.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Brees is just cold blooded
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
and systematic
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
OP Jimmy Graham
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Touchdown Nola!
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Took 'em long enough.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Damn...that replay looked like another fumble...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Brees game presence got the ball snapped. Hope we get a full replay...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Forward progress stopped
Was the call, I believe
by splanket on Jan 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tony Siragusa........fuggin' sucks.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 14, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That he has a job is one of the baffling mysteries of television.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Dear Fox Sports,
Please make it a requirement that whenever Siragusa is on camera a cheerleader must be in the shot at the same time; so we can ignore him and whatever mindless drivel he spews out.
YIC,
UT
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
TFL!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
...they just need to settle down and protect the ball.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Need a score on this drive.
Stadium will get nervous if they get it.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Broke his foot
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Injured, done for the year.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
brees will keep the ball
and run it himself
They throw the ball on every down
and still shred the niners defense.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Terrific coverage by 9ers.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I assume he meant Moore
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Lance Moore?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I think the Saints just spotted them 17
so the game would be close.
That 49er D is a strippin' ball hawking machine.
/bad visual…3
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
They are good against
the run, but they aren’t all that good against the passing game. I think Brees will put up 400 yards in this game.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
As rowdy as the crowd is....
It’s just not as loud as a dome/closed stadium is.
Leaves me feeling good about tomorrow.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Uhoh...
Saints look like they’re settling down.
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^This
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Enough scouting.....
I would like Colston to be in Steel Blue next year
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
'fraid not. Butters Breezez Breakfast Bread...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Saints can't franchise everyone
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
nice and quiet all the sudden....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm rooting against the Saints, but I'm for 60 man rosters with 52-53 active
teams shouldn’t get constrained by injuries so easily.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
or don't do inactive at all
but have a disabled list like baseball.
gotta be a better way to let teams carry some injured players without healthy scratching guys that could be needed in-game.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
This seems familiar.......
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Wow.
Fucking Brees is stupid accurate.
That play was covered.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Chris Culliver, another TDC draft crush last year, just could do nothing about that.
Perfect throw.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Reavis could not have done anything about that bomb.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Of course he could
have, Revis would have just tackled him at the LOS by the facemask and they would have called it good defense. You can stop any pass if you get away with interference all the time.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
If they let KJ
get away with PI, he could be as “good” as Revis. Hell most NFL corners could.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Gore is gnashing 'em up the middle.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Smith does Brees impersonation.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
nice hands Crabtree
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
tried to triple clutch that one
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Two straight drops by Crabtree.
Was he overrated in the draft or what?
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-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Damn, five guys taking down Smith there.
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Let's see what Brees can do.
If the Saints score on this possession, they’ll win.
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-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Looked like it slipped out of his hand.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
ITS BECAUSE HE IS A DOME QB
HERP DERP
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by nolander on Jan 14, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
'9ers doing a great job of containing Sproles.
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-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
they seem to be spying him. Absolutely keeping an eye to his presence.
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the fuck...
I got banned from CSC because apparently they have a no tolerance rule for language?
lookout landing
will ban you just for thinking about posting
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Just makes people
appreciate BRB more.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
I mean I love it here
but sometimes people just want a nice clean sports discussion.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
whats is CSC?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Combat Support Company
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by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
A lot of blogs do.
But I can’t believe they just banned you outright for cussing once.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
they probably are very intoleront on gameday
no time for polite warnings
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
As they are losing
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I can
naughty words make the baby Tebus cry.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
Shit.
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My wife spit out her coke!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
What makes me nuts is the saying "Within..." when referring to the score.
“The Saints are within three of the Niners.”
No you imbecile, if they were, it’d be a one or two point lead!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh, good call!
Never even considered that, but you are correct. And it will now drive me nuts forever.
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My job here is done.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Statistics disagree?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
based on one half?
we did this to the saints too in the first half
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
This I agree with
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
andre johnson
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Care to rethink your transgression?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well, now, that's just a dumb thing to say.
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that seems to be boyed entirely by destroying the run
not that great against the pass though
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Fuck a buncha empirical evidence!
I like MY boys!
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I'll say it this way
I’d take the Niners against the run and the Texans against the pass.
/splitting hairs
//doesn’t wanna choose
"Lord, beer me strength."
That D would be dominant
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
The most interesting thing in that FO link
is that how consistent both SF and HOU were, week to week. (VAR ranking)
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But but but
The Texans are so gonna give up a 300 yard passer AND 100 yard rusher!
/Faulk’d
"Lord, beer me strength."
Oh you seen that shit too huh?
That guy is such a scrub as a football “analyst.”
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
running a tight race with Steve Jackson.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
What a fucking idiot.
Seriously, he did everything short of offering to suck Ray Rice’s dick today.
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I should have been more clear.
Well, now, that’s just a dumb thing to say on a Texans blog.
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That's better
but it’s no insult…that’s a very good defense. And I would LOVE J.J. Watt to be like Justin Smith (An All-Pro DE AND DT this season).
"Lord, beer me strength."
^^This.
They’re very good, but better than the Texans?
Nah.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I still would take the Texans D
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I disagree
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
We held
them to 10 at halftime, in New Orleans…..
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
we get better pressure.
but they are better vs the run. both even but different really
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Based on certain metrics you are right.
PPG (the thing that matter to me) they have they slight edge for sure.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
'9ers have a 4-0 turnover edge and only up by 3?
Hmmm…
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
my thought exactly.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Who holds the Saints
to 10 points at halftime in New Orleans?
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yes their rush defense is without debate better than the Texans and ever other teams this year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
And yeah they take the ball away far better than the Texans do.
But pass rush wise the Texans are better and pass defense as far as yards they have the edge.
In certain places the 49ers defense is much better than the texans but remember we have several new players and a lot of youth in key places.
49ers have far more experience in their secondary for sure.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yet
the Saints still put 14 on them.
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All our starters on defense would quality as "Good" IMO.
49ers just have more experience.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
^This
That’s an odd statement for anyone to make. Those two - especially KJax - are well below “good.” They are closer to “shitty.”
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He hasn't been "good" by any stretch.
At his best, he’s been “average” or slightly above.
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True.
But, man, that’s a LOW bar to clear.
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No he didn't.
Had a sack. Had two PDs. Had 1 FR.
But no INT.
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OH, ha.
Yeah. Totally forgot about that.
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Saints were crazy not to take a knee, there.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
9ers had timeouts
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
That's what will happen
when you are all run defense and no offense.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
What will Payton call here?
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Forward pass?!
On what planet?!
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replay makes it a good call
but I thought it was out at first too
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Now that they replayed it, yeah, I see it now.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Looked more like a gardening spade pass there.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't look like one to me either.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Tune in noon tomorrow for something really atrocious
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
a texans win
or a mass suicide in baltimore?
by BC5 on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Flacco getting hung after a loss?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Ray Lewis will render that consequence unnecessary if they lose.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
playing around with the extender?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Tebow love?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
kodak moment to be sure...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
you mean dip as in Copenhagen or bean dip?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah...its halarious when they turn green
I did that in the Army to some guy from NY, who though if a Texan could do it, he could too.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Okay so the 9ers have a 3 turnover advantage
the home crowd, and all they got is a 3 pt lead at the half?
Saints got this.
Will be pulling for you guys!
Go Kubes!
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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See ya' in the Championship Game!
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
To sports media in general.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
I got hard just thinking about it.
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if it stays like this for how long?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I think ESPN would like to see the Tebows in that game....and pretty sure they don't want the Texans.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
What? ESPN is hoping Tebow beats the Pats so they can spend another week talking about how great he is.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Texans in the AFCCG would be the thing they'd take offense to.
They’d rather get the ravens.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
Denver is their dream
Pats/Ravens is their realistic expectation. Texans in the AFC championship game would drive them nuts.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Have you seen Baldinger's pinkie?
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I just threw up.
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Kobe Bryant can't feel the basketball in his hands after warm-ups.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
Saints' blitz is killin'.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
That was why I'd rather play the 49ers than the saints
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Well, they're boned.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Crabtree,
you helpless twat.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Texans tried that
It doesn’t work.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I love the '9ers D.
That’s an arrogant, tough bunch.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Wait a minute now,
you’ve seen Curtis Painter.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
And Kerry Collins, and Dan Orlovsky.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
looks like Big Ben and Hanson had a talentless love child
by BC5 on Jan 14, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Your use of Hanson made the word "talentless" redundant.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
I liked that song!
/little girl
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
That's one ugly chick.
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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Looks like Ray Rice Syndrome in SanFran.
Don’t use gore and throw the ball.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I hope it runs in the family
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
And why not?
It worked so well for the Ravens in Seattle.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well it's easy to run when you lead in almost all the games you play.
And at least our passing offense is effective.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Nah it's the pass/run.
Texans are like the Saints in balance. They just ran a lot more this year because Kubiak loves TOP in the Texans favor and he didn’t have to throw it 40 times a game to keep ahead.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Because you touch yourself at night.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Because it's Fox Sports,
home of douchebags.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Do over! We weren't ready!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Shoulda called a screen!
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
jj watt senior!
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That's what Brees gets for crying to the refs
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Tell Ted Ginn to stop leaping.
Second time he’s gotten blown up today doing that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Well that was...stupid.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
From a game that started out looking like a snoozer, this has gotten pretty damned good...
ok, that gadget play was shite, but overall…
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
What will become of beer bong boy next year?
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
most likley
10 year extension
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
IIRC
this was the last year of his contract, so he’s unlikely to be back at all.
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He resigned in the offseason this year, didn't he?
Think he’s got one more year to learn from Yates
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's what I thought.
Passed up an offer from the Seahawks to come back here.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ah, you are correct.
He’s due $3M in 2012. But I don’t see a signing bonus, so much cheaper to cut him. Considering they have to try to sign Mario, Foster, and Myers, I don’t see a third-string QB who looked terrible when he played being worth $3M.
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Me neither
Whatever he makes, Foster should get it
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Realistically
they are going to have to cut a few guys to afford the three that they need to resign. Leinart should top that list, be highlighted, and be circled, possibly with “LOL!” written off to the side.
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I think we might since he resigned here I think.
So he’ll fall to 3rd string I think.
Unless someone actually tries to trade for him.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Again, the '9ers DBs do an awesome job.
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-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
49ers covering the long ball really well
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Yup. Makes me feel better if we DO have to play NE or NO or GB.
if we could cover like that. Hope Kubes studies this film.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
Saints are
just trying to piss me off, they are going to win, but not cover, bastards.
Great play. What a great fucking game.
This is the best weekend of the year.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Great coverage by the 49ers there.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Don't make me ban you.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Carlos Rodgers and Donte Whitner.
What a great job they have done to revitalize that 49ers secondary.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
He's known to stop the sun from rising, when he wants to sleep in.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
perception
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
They don't drink the "official beer"either
That would make for some fun games
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sure they did
in the 70’s
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
didn't some pitcher admit to having thrown his only career no hitter drunk off his ass?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
I think David Wells
said he was hungover as shit when he threw his perfect game. Doc Ellis threw one while tripping acid.
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Ever pitch a no-hitter...on weed?
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
RED TEAM, GO! RED TEAM, GO!
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Just throw the ball...and riiiide the snaaake
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the red sox do
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hones to God, hearing Denny Green talk,
I wonder how any team ever took him seriously.
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More good pass defense.
The offense needs to let Gore RUN THE BALL now on offense. This Saints offense is still only one play away from the lead.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Didn't JJ Watt used to be a tight end?
Maybe after showcasing his hands last game he will be our new secret weapon TE if Daniels can’t catch with his injured hand.
When he was much lighter he did.
That would just tire him out for defense if he is used more than once.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
Goal-to-go,
Killawatt will kill.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
SO he has to become an asshole?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
No mullets!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
One play along the goal line
Sure
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Why do the 49ers insist on throwing?
Are Gore and Kendall hurt?
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
harbaugh out thinking himself
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
i like the way you think
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
heknows 7 point lead ant enough
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know
I couldn’t do that officer.
Wow if the 49ers offense was even decent this game wouldn't be close.
Of course since they refuse to run Gore and Kendall this is to be expected.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
WTF is going on with the '9ers offensive coaches?
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
TWO OPI calls in a row?!?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha,
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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That's worthy of Jerry Glanville, FFS.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I'm no NFL coach, but
even I know it’s probably a bad idea to go RIGHT BACK to the play that you just got flagged for.
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maybe he expected his WRs to run it less stupid
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
The 49ers have receivers?
I wasn’t sure.
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Hey, you, do what Ted just did, but don't do it so retardedly!"
/plays runs
/flag
“Goddamnit!”
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Straight from the WWI playbook:
Doing the exact thing that results in disaster the last 12 times it was tried for a 13th time because it’d be the LAST thing they would ever expect!!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Horrible coaching on that drive
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I hope to god you picked the Ravens.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
You picked Atlanta to win?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Well I hope you get at least one of those right
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Tide turning.
No, not THAT Tide.
Fuck that Tide.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Great job not letting the best player on your offense get the ball 49ers.
Defense is doing it’s part but that offense is trying to do something it’s not good at.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Thought I'd stop by and say Hi !!
Heading to MHR and the threads there….praying for some Tebow miracle tonight!!!
I’ll join you guys tomorrow…
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
I hope so...
…and Thanks!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
GO Tebow!
hOPE TO SEE YOU HERE NEXT WEEK
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yay, Mikey's here!
We need you tomorrow, dude.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Hail Satan!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Go not-the-Patriots!!!!
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
^This
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Concur.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Go Broncos
Why not one more time?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Go Tebow!!! And Go Broncos!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Thanks for all your support you guys!!!!!
See ya tomorrow!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
signs of good tidings and omen.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Hey.
If Mike Clark wants to bring that gif around here, he’s welcome to. HE’S THE SECRET WEAPON.
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HE may even get away with bewbz...
Mike, do ya like bewbz? ;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Best of luck, Mike! Ya gotta stop by here tomorrow!
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
They're really playing an amazing game
Don’t think I’ve seen a San Fran game this year at all
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Saw their Giants game.
That’s why I picked them. All the talk of the Saints offense was funny to me since no one knew how good this defense really was. And how overrated that Saints offense is outside. Just look at what the Titans and Jags did to them outside. Not very pretty.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Noon, Sunday.
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/facepalm
I read that as 17 minutes, 30 seconds
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I did, too
at first. Ha.
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Outside of Texans game, this is the best I've seen all year.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
49ers have to score here
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
LOL.
Might as well wish for world peace and an Astros World Series title while you’re at it.
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That
and someone actually deciding the fate of the Astrodome
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
Thats already decided...
It will sit there, an empty, sulking wonder in the shadow of Reliant.
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking of Reliant, the concourses are very bizarre.
It’s like in areas the ceilings are very low, like 12 to 15 feet. I like the stadium though.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
I vote for the world's largest bbq restaurant.
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Or put in a ton of grow lights
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Your taste in beer is terrible.
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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Porn Dome
Done.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Well his offense can't do shit without a takeaway putting them in the Saints redzone.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
"Pulls to within three of San Francisco."
Fuck you, Kenny Albert.
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I wouldn't want to pull within ANYTHING in San Francisco
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
skjensen
John Kasay kicking his age: boots a 48-yarder. OK, I kid. He’s ONLY 42.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Arian Foster is voting for Ron Paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iQAyPmtZDnQ
omg, I love him so much right now.
That was pretty funny.
“Me? I’m in the Green Party.”
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Which makes no sense
Green Party and Ron Paul are adversaries
/no politics
/Arian says shit just to f*ck w/ppl
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
That’s what made it funny to me. I love Arian so much.
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Arian could have been being sarchastic
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Which is why he rules.
You never know when he’s being serious and when he’s just fucking with people, but it’s always good natured.
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Yes...no one can hate that
Ron Paul supporters can interpret it the way they want, and non supporters can too.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
Vic Fangio is their DC?
Where was this six years ago?
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Write, non-reply fail
That’s a first
by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If SF loses can we have a Harbaugh re-mix of that Vizzini post from after the Colts-Texans game last year?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
this one
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure TDC would LOVE to do something like that.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck, I've already killed two bottles of red and the first game's not over.
Should I put the EMTs on alert?
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Only if your Vag is gonna fill up
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jan 14, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck both y'all.
Real men have been drinking red since before Moses was a pup.
/drunk codger
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Word.
What kind of wine?
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Estancia zinfandel tonight.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
I've been on an Argentinian kick lately.
Mainly malbecs.
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Heard that. Concha y Toro has some real value bottles.
Their Casillero del Diablo wines are great for the price.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Indeed.
One of my faves.
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I don't get many attacks if I watch my diet and don't drink alot
But the one or two a year I do get suck Balls
I Want to Believe
Sounds like a killer hangover being processed for kick-off...
will need plenty of the hair…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No, but
you should make sure you’re fully stocked for today and tomorrow, and make a liquor store run if necessary.
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Throw was a little high but two hands on it means its a must catch
Should’ve been picked
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
...
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd
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Nice
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Justin Smith should win DPOY.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
So shiteating idiot
was arguing for Jared Allen on Twitter earlier.
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Thats why you run with Gore
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hmmm, running the ball gets yards?
But Alex Smith is your QB! How could passing fail?
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
It's the ol' Rode-a-dope.
In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.
by molloymalone on Jan 14, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
Dear God, it's a Q-Tip!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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J.J. Watt
would’ve taken that to the house.
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No, this.
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errr...why me remind?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Damn
maybe there really is something to this niner defense….
nice breez...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I haven't seen him around much recently
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions
Saints haven't had a lead yet...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Darren Sproles
thinks you are silly.
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There it is
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Whoomp?
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Shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka....
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
/slam dunks it
/sticks it
/flips it
/rides it
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This game is lopsided if the 49ers had let Gore run more.
As it is it’s still a 1 score game for the Saints.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
It would be a Saints blowout
without those turnovers at the beginning of the game. The Niner offense is pretty terrible.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
No 49ers defense is that good taking the ball away.
49ers offense just laid an egg thanks to the atrocious play calling.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Well, it's not like
the Niners offense is any good though. They did a good job hanging with the Saints as long as they did.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
12 runs for Gore yet 30+ passes for Smith?
I hope we see the same stat line tomorrow.
Of course this game isn’t over.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Harbaugh cost them this game.
Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That little bugger is fast
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
TD New Orleans.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I think they left Alex Smith too much time...
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Yup.
He can easily fail to get in scoring range with this much time left.
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twice even
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
well... it aint over yet.
its up to alex smith though. thats uninspiring.
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Give me a quick pick
6 so the Saints can beat the spread and I’ll be happy.
Graham with a beast block.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
While I truly hate everything Luisianna
I would like to see both road teams pull it out tonight to set the tone for the Texans tomorrow
I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
Nope
Because then the law of averages would point to a Texans loss.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
was just typing the same thing.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
That is so not how the law of averages works.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Well they refuse to run so there's that
by splanket on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
random giants fan..
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Saints need to load the box...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That's what she said
ZING!!
I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
by TexasOilman84 on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow-esque
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Aw hell.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Or
The clutch on his car needs bled
:P
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
wow
fail
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
LULZ!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
12 men? Out of a timeout? Really??
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Saints haven't gotten a penalty called on them they mean
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
WOW!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Un-fucking-believable.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
How's your wife taking it?
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mine's certainly not happy, but she's well into her second pitcher of Breez Aide.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
To put it nicely?
Not well. Still better than I would be taking it if that happened to the Texans.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Example:
My wife doesn’t use the word fuck often; today she’s said it three times…loudly even.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
WOW.
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sportspickle
RT @rmehigan @sportspickle What God does Alex Smith believe in, sign me up
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
AWESOME PLAY CALL!
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Now I want the Saints to lose
since they can no longer beat the spread.
Oh my mind has always been made up
I don’t like the Saints, I just wanted to win my bet, since that can’t happen anymore, fuck the Saints.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
no
they’d have ran 3 dumb plays like that then kicked the FG.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
tough play to remember to make sniffing the goal line. Seen it a few times but rarely.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
CBS;
“Coming up we’ll show you a special side of Tim Tebow.”
I thought he was ALL special sides!?
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nothing like more Tebow shoved in my face!
If is wasn’t for the fact I don’t want to see the Texans in NE I’d be pulling for the Pats hardcore even if i hate that team with a passion.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
My sister lives in Austin and is a Broncos season ticket holder.
We’ve agreed to go to the game if it’s Texans v. Broncos at Reliant.
NFL will take care of that for us.
I guess since they are on seperate channels they may start the second game.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It sure seems like it
I’ve never seen two postseason games on at the same time
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Old school or Ouzo?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Close in flavor and effect.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Oh shit.
I’ve never imbibed. Is it legit or an urban legend?
contraband if the realz...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It is just booze
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
In 2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) effectively lifted the longstanding absinthe ban, and has since approved many brands for sale in the U.S. market. This was made possible partly through the TTB’s clarification of the Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) thujone content regulations, which specify that finished food and beverages that contain Artemisia species must be thujone free.98 In this context, the TTB considers a product to be thujone-free if the thujone content is less than 10ppm (equal to 10 mg/kg).99100 This is verified through the use of Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry.101
The importation, distribution, and sale of absinthe is permitted with respect to the following restrictions:
The product must be thujone-free as per TTB guidelines,
The word “absinthe” can neither be the brand name nor stand alone on the label, and
The packaging cannot “project images of hallucinogenic, psychotropic or mind-altering effects.”
Absinthe imported in violation of these regulations is subject to seizure at the discretion of U.S. Customs.102103
Beginning in 2001, a product called Absente was sold legally in the United States under the marketing tagline “Absinthe Refined”, but as the product was made with southernwood (Artemisia abrotanum) and not grande wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) (prior to 2009), the TTB classified it as a liqueur.
GABA antagonist? Wow.
Based on studies that looked only at molecular shape, for many years thujone was thought to act similarly to THC on the cannabinoid receptors.4 Today this is known to be false because studies have shown that thujone does not activate these receptors.5 Thujone is a GABAA receptor antagonist.6 By inhibiting GABA receptor activation, neurons may fire more easily which can cause muscle spasms and convulsions.7 Thujone is also a 5-HT3 antagonist.83
pretty sure the wormwood is the player there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
so, contraband?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dunno.
Looks like there’s a version approved for importation and the real stuff. Depends on which one she has.
Although the description of thujone doesn’t sound too fun.
beetch, beat me too it...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
DAMN DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
JIMMY GRAHAM!
MONSTER!
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HOLY FUCK!!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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Jimmy Graham
did want UT’s wife to curse any more tonight.
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LOL
Now he just made her cry because they left too much time on the clock!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
SOunds on target with Connie's observations.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
tic, tic, tic, tic, tic,....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW!!!
What a monster that guy is.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
To much time for Alex Smith?
lol as if he can go down the field again.
Also a major fail by the safety there.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Patrick Willis burned?!
Say it ain’t so!
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
EricStangel
Darren Sproles has set single-game postseason record for catches. You’re right AJ Smith, he wasn’t worth 4yrs/14m #Saints
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
holy shit
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
What a fucking game!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Goddammit.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
DAVIS!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
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Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.
LOL ALEX SMITH IUS THE GREATEST
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Hilarious!
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Holy. Crap.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.
Shit.
Just. Shit.
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LOLOLOLOL
mortreport
Alex Smith hour-long SportsCenter Special on the horizon
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I foresee a true hail mary coming right up from Brees
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Its my extraordinary clairvoyance
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Best game this year,
besides Texans 20, Bengals 19, that is.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
^^^THIS
I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
by TexasOilman84 on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
sportspickle
12-year old 49ers fan: “Alex Smith is the greatest 49ers quarterback EVER!!!!”
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Yeah I'd rather see the Saints instead of this 49ers team.
The clutch factor might be higher than Tebow’s with them.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Jason Garrett is his idol.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
won't matter
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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
luckily we will not be playing them IN San Fran.
by Texan5513 on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Second Game Open Thread
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/14/2707967/open-thread-2-divisional-round-saturday-boogaloo
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Well, I lost my bet
but I got to watch the Saints lose. Totally worth it.
Holy shit, what a catch.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Holy shit, what a wrong thread.
"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus
hee, hee...
;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
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