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Open Thread 2: Divisional Round Saturday Boogaloo

I don't think anyone planned on the first open thread getting so many comments, but it did. (Thank you to all who have participated.) Because the commenting system gets a little weird once you cross 1,000 comments, here's an open thread for commentary on Tebow v. Brady.

Also, here's a link to Jimmy Fallon's "TeBowie" parody. Just because.

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Tim renown?

Way to go auto correct. Tebow I mean

by LordGav1n on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yet Tim Renown almost works.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

....I.love.the.forty.niners....

Thank God for this Team….all those stupid ghetto kids at school :) Saints.will.have.lose!

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

I have a raging boner.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

yo tambien...

today is a good day! On monday i will look forward to school as i laugh at the Saints fans complaining about how REFS were all against the Saints and ill just laugh

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to wait until Tuesday to do that :(

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

OH shit

BRO YOU :’) i love you! We dont have school till tuesday so but yes those Saints Fans are going to get it. ESPECIALLY if the Texans Win

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Tebow

May the force be with you

by SuperSerial on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

^^This.

cough, choke

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hate the Saints like the 49ers.

49ers are like the NFC equivalent of the Texans.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

mmmm meh i guess

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yea def. just i say we got a way better QB and reciever

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

receiver*

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

WR yes QB I'd say about equal.

If we are talking about Yates and Smith.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no im talking Schaub

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Then yeah Schaub>>>Smith.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

And a way better rushing set

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be my ideal Super Bowl matchup

In a year of QBs putting up gaudy numbers, I would love to see a hard hitting ground ’n pound Super Bowl

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that'd be great.

Two teams that play good fundamental football in all 3 phases in the SB.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

also two teams that have been largely ignored by the media

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow is the 3rd best TE in this game.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

That was an awesome game!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Indeed.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

One of the best playoff games I've ever seen.

Instant classic to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That WAS badass

I almost didn’t watch it. Glad I did.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Incredible game

Even if that’s all that ESPN shows for an hour of sportscenter, it would be well deserved.

by splanket on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ESPN didn't even watch that game

They were too busy breaking down Tim Tebow’s warmups.

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao probably true.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

Was just saying it would be deserved if they actually did

by splanket on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Damn NE already scored a TD.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Pats just wrecked Denvers D early

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Aaron Hernandez

might just be the best running back on the Pats

by FreeRange on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Welker looks like a girl with his helmet...

And he’s so short….so i got one thing to say….everyone thinks he a girl by mistake and doesnt hit him

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

Wait...what?

7-0 already?

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

I blinked and missed the scoring drive for NE.

They might drop 48+ tonight on Denver.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

lol they try to pass......

poor tebow

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

I think this game will break 100 total

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Is it too late to take the over

No matter what it is?

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NE's defense is pretty poor

FTFY

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean

NE defense is pretty poor

by FreeRange on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

this isnt going to be a shootout but alot of points...

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

And here I thought

McGehee was done

Tebow must have healed his legs

by FreeRange on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

He is Tebow. He heals all who needs it.

Hezzakiah 24:2

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And God said let Tebow be crucified for a eternal victory.

Paul 4:2

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

He'll return in three days

Quarters, I mean

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

exactly

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

This may be early to say

But I think our run game can slash the Pats. I’m not sure who I want to win this one anymore.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

The team that doesn't have Brady, Welker, and two very good TEs

would be my choice.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Broncos

Home game if we win

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh true then GO BRONCOS

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

OH, NO! I SAID "IF!"

/Linus Van Pelt’d

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

just that one little thing...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

That and I’ve seen enough now that I don’t want any of the Brady bunch

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

If we make it

I would want Broncos. If the game is in Houston, its a trip to the Super Bowl. Gotta beat the Ravens first

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't fucking help it: I keep rooting against Teebus.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

you satanist....

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

i want to play the Patriots...

We dont seem to do well with running QB’s

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

You're right

Tom Brady can’t do shit

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I guess so.

Only running QB we’ve seen this year was Newton and they did a decent job against him.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't think Wade Phillips

and the Texans’ front seven would have a field day against a guy who can’t throw the ball for shit?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

No way we shut Tom Brady down. Lets just be real. Tebow though? He has proved me wrong this year but he would get destroyed.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm okay i like your point on Brady though we could break him......he is quite skinny

wasnt this guy almost the 200th pick of the draft? ….cant be THAT good lol

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I was gonna say that our running backs can keep the ball away from Brady

I was also gonna say that Brady can’t score if he can’t throw the ball, but I could be wrong.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm Hernandez at RB?

Interesting wrinkle.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

This is looking bad for the Broncos

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Believe my friends

Tebow will rise in 3 quarters

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

Someone said that about the SF/Saints game early on

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Not me.

I loved seeing the Saints get pasted in the first quarter.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

TD

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Damn I think he got it.

Dude is a beast.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Caught that.

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

by molloymalone on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not even going to watch the second game?

14-0 (pending review and PAT) in the first half of the first quarter?! Yuk, yuk, yuk!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow already lost a fumble.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners went up 17-0 to start the first game

and we all saw how that ended.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

cant compare the saints to the Broncos...

Tebow <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Drew brees

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

They won.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

in a close and crazy game

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

When the clock reached zero!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Ball definitely touched the ground but it looked like he had complete control too.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

this^

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL go to ESPN or NFL

Jim Harbaugh is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more interesting than Tebow failing

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

what nothing's better than Tebow failing!

Except of course, Romo failing

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Helluva catch.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Patriots clearly are in championship form

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

offensively

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Broncos are good for causing injuries....

Do it I expect atleast 1 patriot player injured for every TD the Pats score

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you see where they parties him up with a bunch of celebs

To see what their kids would look like?

Virginity assassins

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh yeah that BS was so stupid.

Tebow mania took over the website this past week.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it hit a new high this week.

Half the front page was a breakdown of every little thing Tebow. Of course Skip Bayless on First Take was unwatchable more so than usual.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Parties =paired

Stupid phone

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Didn't she get her start via Christian radio?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

but they frown on that whole girls kissing girls and liking it

by onendone on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I not only don't frown on that

I encourage it.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

nastee bewbz gurlz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I meant generally.

But I also love Katy Perry.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I have nieces going to school in Gainesville.

Didn’t realize Katy sang that one but thought it was hot after I heard it a few times…kinda grew on me…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

only publicly....

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

lol his wife body is all over the internet...hah!

How fun is that :P

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

10 dollars they get married

prediction

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take that bet.

I guess one you win when they get married and I win when one of them dies?

by willieboyd on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lol or they never go out in maybe 1 year

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Full frontal nudity!!!!!

BANNED!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Dangit.

Time to make a new screen name, again.

drsnay76
bo$$man
willieboyd
???

by willieboyd on Jan 14, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You leave out the nutted one?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

bennyprice?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

billbarnwell
Oh, he’s talking to the coach upstairs. RT @SITimLayden: In sideline shots, Tebow is never looking at photos, talking to coaches upstairs.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

option no work?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

now that is how you get turnovers

would love to see the Texans doing that tomorrow

by FreeRange on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Fail run defense.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon, Teebus; do some of that miracle shit.

We want you in Reliant next week.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

That could be a good or bad thing… Be careful of what you wish for because god might help him beat the Texans.

Oh snap… broncos just picked it off

by Mr.Marzy on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OOPS!

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

I wanted Quinton Carter for the Texans

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

I wanted him for the Colts

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

You don’t see Brady make many throws like that.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

by Meta Sandoval on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

are we gonna be the first team to win on the road?

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

History-making, all-upset weekend.

Mark it.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha god thought the game started at 8

soo he’s here now for Tebow

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Good throw by Tebus.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Would have rec'd

but the lack of a question mark on the last panel irked me.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't think its a question.

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by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

how [hou] -- adverb

1. in what way or manner; by what means?: How did the accident happen?
2. to what extent, degree, etc.?: How damaged is the car?
3. in what state or condition?: How are you?
4. for what reason; why?: How can you talk such nonsense?
5. to what effect; with what meaning?: How is one to interpret his action?
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The aforementioned example uses “how” in the fourth form. It is most certainly a question, even if asked rhetorically.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS missing the scrum to show Brady bending over

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

it's his GQ buns...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The upset train is rolling.

How the hell will Belicheat explain this one?

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

dead pan

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

StribDW
After that TD, McGahee yelled “Yeaaaah boooooy!” Which is the catchphrase of Flavor Flav. Who was born on … wait for it … 3/16.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

And the way Tebow is Passing

He should be 3/16 pretty soon

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

All according to plan.

He’ll have the Pats right where he wants them then.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy crap

2 Timothy 3:16 “and heavenly victory will resound as of the thundering of Broncos”

Weird

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would fall for that

Except I know that verse

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Curses!

/flees, skittering up a wall backwards

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OU'd...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Win post is win.

Rec’d.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

thankfully I'll sleep through alot of that.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Bet I sleep<5 hours tonight.

I’ll wake up amped and hung over at dawn.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I can go to sleep now just to kill some time

This game’s over anyway, Tebow wins.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I always thought it was like an outline of Gillete Stadium

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It is a secret map placed there

by a secret society

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Corn field runes...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks dumbass.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Leading to what?

The secret formula for Coke?

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Clearly it was Aliens.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

But ones with work permits

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I always thought it was a

Gillette razor.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

ZOLTAN!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Wow that option looked ugly.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Pats run game sucks balls.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

It works great in practice

against their own D

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

das rascist...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

my friend posted this pic on facebook

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

OnionSports
#Patriots: Rob Gronkowski is a tough matchup for Denver because of his size and because he’s kind of gross and no one wants to touch him

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

he has a pretty gross sounding name

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

"Gronkowski's hands are huge"

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

I'm thinking the Texans smoke either one of these teams.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

I dunno

That one that can’t move the ball against a crappy defense looks pretty good…

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm pretty confident that whoever wins Sunday's game

will be the de facto AFC Champion

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

sportspickle
Does anyone have footage of Brady running the 40 at his NFL combine? I bet he ran 2 yards and then slid.

packer_hawk
Do 43% of Americans now believe that sleeping with a porn star will help you win playoff games.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit, Tebus: get your shit rolling!

We want another home game!

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

In what language?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

must be a German one

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim Forgodsolovedtheearththathegavehisonlybegottensonthatwhoeverbelievesinhimmaynotperishbuthaveeternallifeandgodsaysfuckyounfltimtebowisgoingtowingameseventhoughheisntanygoodandhewillbepopularandhatedatthesametimeandidontknowwhywearegivingoursonthi Tebow

Tim Forgodsolovedtheearththathegavehisonlybegottensonthatwhoeverbelievesinhimmaynotperishbuthaveeternallifeandgodsaysfuckyounfltimtebowisgoingtowingameseventhoughheisntanygoodandhewillbepopularandhatedatthesametimeandidontknowwhywearegivingoursonthismiddlenamewhichisridiculouslylongsolongthatwecanjustsayitis308letterslong Tebow

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not going to count

But if thats really 308 letters, it’s awesome

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was close.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Language of lies, my friend.

Fun fact: someone read that and counted, but will not comment about it.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

tim has three letters=3

He wears number 15 and he has won one playoff game=15+1=16

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 14, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Just wait

Until it is 3rd and 16

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Simple logic also dictates

That if A=B, and B= Tebow, then Tebow =JC

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So much truth.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Feh.

Fabulous.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow looks like he's throwing a bag of laundry.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

Or

Looks like he’s being tossed around like a bag of laundry.

by onendone on Jan 14, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Pats defense taking over.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

Option no work in NFL

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

okay ive seen A ton of 2nd and 5's SO

I went to exodus chapter 5…..and its Moses (fox) and Aaron (Tebow) asking the Pharaoh (bill B.) to let his people go FOR 3 DAYS (quarters) so they may make a sacrifice to the Lord (points)….Pharaoh of course refuses(devil) and then Moses and Aaron are worrying about gods wrath….reading to much into this i see

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

wormwood...ONE OF THE SEALS...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember Bible code?

Had anyone tried looking up Tebow that way. It’s like an awesome random coincidence generator that sometimes yields amusing results.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol blowout.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

BALL GAME

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

Shit.

There goes our home game.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

twss

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

HEAR, HEAR!!

sorry about all that…/cap locked.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

How about now?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta make it challenging.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

we either get to be the home team and be the anti-christ

or go on the road and be the rebel alliance

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

lol nice.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

When you say it that way, a Pats win sounds pretty cool

Of course, option c is to not play either one, so lets not get ahead of ourselves

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

^^

I’d be happy to go on the road if it means we win tomorrow.

by onendone on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

ball game and ....

im playing Madden

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

I'm gonna watch the game at Cincinnati again, later.

Weejay’s mom always makes me cry.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Time for some Metal Gear Solid HD edition

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by thebluffrat on Jan 14, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

gesundheit

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Sky Rim Shot

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Skyrimjob

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How much?

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Bibi Jones was in that one right?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Think it was Sasha Grey

so sayeth Oprah.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

she's DJ'ing a party Pat McAfee is throwing in Indy in the next couple weeks.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I might go to that.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oprah?

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Pats might score again here.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

This is what Brady will try to do to us if we play them

score early, put us behind so it kills our run game

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Texans D is better than this

I am sure of that

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so too

I think we can shut him down with our D

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

My only worry about NE is playing in a blizzard

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

AS of right now

There is a 60% chance of Rain next Sunday, but the Low is 37, so it won’t be snow…as of right now

by Silentjay on Jan 14, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

uggggg...I don't know if thats worse or not

But I do know that someone said rain is bad for a passing team and good for a running team, but snow is good for Brady. And cold-assed rain just plain sucks.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe but I think the Texans play much better defense than the Broncos.

And we have an offense that doesn’t rely on option plays. And is just better overall.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you mean as opposed to controlling the clock, right?

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

If I'm a Broncos fan, I'm closing the garage door and starting the car about now.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Now I'm just reaching for the .45.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

full of mercury

and capped with wax.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You should see CSC.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh nice.

I need something to fap to and r/gonewild is getting stale.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

r/gonewild?

is that rothlesburger goes wild?

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Reddit.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL..yes I know

I was trying to make a funny.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt.

I bet it’s even lower on Canal Street Chronicles.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao TD.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Yea let's just not guard the tight end

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Tom Brady has more points than Tebow has passing yards.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Blech!

What an embarrassing game. Really wish Pitt had won so we could have seen something more entertaining than this dreck.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

by Meta Sandoval on Jan 14, 2012 8:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Really disappointing. I thought the Broncos D would put up more of a fight.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I was expecting them to give it up after watching the first game between these two.

Of course I didn’t see them being quite this bad.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I can't ever cheer for Pitt

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That is some consolation, at least.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess it's okay if the Pats win

If it means the networks will stop talking about Tebow for the rest of the season

by onendone on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I wish.

Probably not going to happen.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Brady is like F it.

Putting up 70 and nobody is gonna stop me. I wanna see 10 TD passes!

by fgp on Jan 14, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

And he breaks his arm on the last one.

And then dies on the field. LOL.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

So I think this increase our chances of seeing the Texans shoot down the Ravens

An upset will happen this weekend. The 49ers winning at home is no upset.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Never go to Vegas.

You’ll go broke.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So lets be honest..

Someone at Jack in the Box got really high and watched this episode and then got the Jumbaco idea.

by GatorTD on Jan 14, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I feel bad for Mike right now

hope he is here with us tomorrow.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 14, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

this. condolences are in order.

Win or go home is high stakes, rarified air it is…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

McDaniels was fired a year ago

if they haven’t changed up enough by now they deserve to lose.

Like the Raiders supposedly having not changed their audibles after Gruden left then facing him in the Super Bowl.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that was rich.

Some still put an asterisk by that Bucs win and say “lol Gruden knew their offense that’s why they lost”.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

YES

Clearly he told Brady how to attack a weak as poop defense.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

DanBeebe
Direct Message to Tim Tebow: I know this isn’t usually your thing, but I’ll bet you could use some whiskey and women tonight.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Can't link from phone

But does it have anything to do with being"heffed up on goofballs?"

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Indeed it does.

Well done!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

We-l-l-l-l-ll, fuck.

I’m 0-for-2 on rooting interests today.

Tomorrow, I’ll go 2-for-2 and even things out.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

no distant_texan rooting guide...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

if it makes you feel better I'm 0-2

was using the distant texan rooting guide

by wizteknet on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

bye weeks are important...

pay heed…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 14, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

If Tom wants to play in the SB?

Time to pull him out for the rest of the game to prevent injury, to be safe.

by wizteknet on Jan 14, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm noticing that the Bronco's blockers are releasing their assignments too fast

I thought that The Pats D was breaking them, but it looks like they are letting em go to soon.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah not sure what they are trying to do but nothing works.

Option plays have failed and he can’t get the ball down field. I wonder what type of coverage’s the Pats are throwing at him. Probably more complex than anything he’s ever seen.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

wow...Deja vu

I could swear I had this same discussion last time we had a post on the Denver game
good pass blocking but bad run blocking

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Never thought I'd see the day...

When there’d be an offense bad enough to make the Pats D look good. But of course, Tebow has to prove us all wrong…

by Travis Roggatz on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

if you're tired of watching the Pats run up the score

UFC Brazil is starting, those crowds are absolutely ridiculous

by Toolshed1 on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

...also, Extreme Fishing on Velocity Channel!

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Brad_Gagnon
Belichick should be a dick and send out Brian Hoyer right now.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

DanBeebe
In goes the Everclear. #GodsOwnTouch RT @DamagedRooster: You should give Tebow the recipe on how to turn Gatorade into Danny Dan Juice.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah leaving Brady in to throw a couple more TD's would be the dick move.

Throw more deep passes Brady.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

7

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why I typed that in...like no one else is watching

while the announcer says it…lol

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

the record is 6

so he’ll only need one more

by onendone on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Never mind 6

7 to break it.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a zipline over Georgia Street during Super Bowl weekend.

If I see a Patriots jersey going down it, I’m throwing a snowball.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Needs more ice.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that, put a rock in that damn snowball.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Approved.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn way to easy.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

twsw

ftfy

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

WowItsStephen nehpetSstIwoW
I’m Bradying right now. (Excelling without any showy display of personal ideology.)

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Im am Picturing Belichick singing ....

King Herod’s song from Jesus Christ Superstar

Tebow, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You’ve been getting quite a name all around the place.
Throwing touchdowns, Kneeling on the side.
And now I understand you’re Superstar,
At least, that’s what you’ve said.

by Silentjay on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder when (if) the Pats take their foot off the pedal.

They could probably make it all the way up to 60+.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

How is BSPN going to spin this into another week of non-stop Tebus features?

They’re probably having emergency production meetings as we speak.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

They'll just debate whether or not he's the future Qb for the Broncos.

And Skip Bayless will make a dozen excuses for him.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it is the Pats

One of the Favord teams at ESPN…So its not like its Houston or Baltimore or hell, Pitt winning

by Silentjay on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

They won't, it just gives them a reason to suck Brady again

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

looks like the Broncos have packed it up

they are just getting ridden now.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

KegsnEggs
Bret Bielema thinks this is the best football game he’s watched in months.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

According to ESPN’s Bram Weinstein, a source indicates that it’s “very likely” that Manning and center Jeff Saturday will join the Redskins.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

lolwut?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems like pure speculation to me.

Besides what do the Redskins have to offer the Colts?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I assume the Colts cut Manning. They can’t trade him unless the Skins have massive cap room.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Colts can't trade Peyton

No trades allowed until the new league year starts and his 28mil bonus is due before the new league starts, paying the bonus makes him un-trade/cut-able for at least 3 years.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

without eating massive amounts of dead cap

like 20-30mil

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This makes zero sense.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

What the motha-fuck?

-Full Metal Jacket reference

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That doesn't make any sense.

Somebody is either stupid or is being trolled.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny you mention that.

Broncos have more punts (7) than Tebow completions (3).

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazing...

The in-game line is Pats -48.5.

by GatorTD on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

I'd bet hard on the Pats covering there.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Ricky Rubio is so damn good.

I wish he was a Pacer.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Ha damn what a hit.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

the QB equivalent of ducking into a punch.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and a quarterback

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
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CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON

by Carter Liles on Jan 14, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Just a completely new team.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Only a 4 score game now

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Denver scores

And the comeback begins

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Texans/Bengals: From Pregame to Kickoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsbYSF4Eps

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Conversation:

John Elway: “WTF, John! This shit is NOT going to work!”

John Fox: “I know, I know. But I have a plan.”

JE: “Well, what?”

JF: “Super Wildcat!”

JE: “What?”

JF: “Yeah, really! We’ll put Tim last in a 4-back I-formation and snap it over the 1st three backs heads! He’ll grab it and…….do something miraculous!”

JE: “Foxy, you are out of your tiny mind. You’re fired.”

JF: “But boss, you haven’t heard about my Jesus-rooski trick play!”

JE: “I don’t want to hear about it. I just want to cut Tebow, fire you and pretend none of this never happened. Maybe Houston will trade us TJ Yates for our next ten #1 draft picks.”

JF: “But boss…”

JE: Shut up. I’m going home to huff some Clorox."

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

That was nice.

Down 35 and kick a FG.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Jim Caldwell approves

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad I watched the first game

and ignored the second game

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 14, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Same.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

This would be fun.

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Pats go Eff You for the FG and score 4 TDs in the 4th?

by GatorTD on Jan 14, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

LSU and the Saints lose?? This has got to be the worst week EVER for Louisiana! Or…maybe second worst?
@robfee about 2 hours ago

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

TD pass number 7 coming up.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

Gronk is just unfair

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

lol, everybody packing it in.
MikePereira
That is it. I am done. There is a grey goose and tonic ready to be served at the bar. I will be back if the Broncos get within 7.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

lol

Good one.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lindseyyok
10 bucks says Skip Bayless has a pistol in his mouth right now

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

sportsyelling
TONIGHT SKIP BAYLESS WILL BE USING HIS TEARS AS LUBRICATION. #SADTEBOWNER

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

PULL THE TRIGGER!

Tom Clements for Colts Head Coach.

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

$5 says he's too big a pussy to pull the trigger.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone think he actually owns a gun?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think someone who gets as many death threats as I'm sure he does

would have one.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get my hopes up.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, thank god they held them to a field goal.

Otherwise, it would’ve been a rout.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Haha, no shit

Better take those points. Don’t risk a comeback.

Bill B doesn’t want people to criticize him for running up the score now…

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Can't believe this.

One of the best playoff games I’ve ever seen followed by one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

by ElSurge on Jan 14, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

3 of the 4 last week weren't any good either.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

This is old-school NFL playoff football.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes me glad that I didn't grow up during that.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder what MMQB will look like Monday without

the easy Tebow stories.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

It was a fun run for my team...a really fun and unexpected season...

I’ll be all in with your team tomorrow…and hope you guys get the job done

I hope my teams exects know that it was not Tebow that lost this game…we do not have a very good team this year but with one more draft we might…

What we had was a very special person that brought a ‘never-say-never’ spark to a team that had only won 1 out of four games.
\
As positive as I norm, I knew this was the outcome.

Your team can whip the Ravens……….and you will …

See you tomorrow!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 14, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Mike

I was rooting for you guys.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thanks Mike

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry it turned out so badly for your team, Mike. Better luck next year.

Looking forward to your support tomorrow.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This is just funny.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

so in the battle of TEBUS vs Satan...

Satan wins again.

i am shocked

how bout them 49ers?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

Why are they running while down 35 in the 4th quarter?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

NFL doesn't have a mercy rule

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN MERCY. MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK.

/sweep the leg

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Strike first!

Strike hard!

Man, I feel like a nerd.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No such thing as "bad student."

Only bad teacher.

(What’s that? Karate Kid 2 mentioned that Sato, who was a crazy fuck with an evil revenge plot, was taught by Miyagi’s dad? Oh . . . shit. Awkward.)

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

No prob.

BTTF analysis might be my metier, but I watched way too many movies as a kid who lived somewhere that couldn’t get cable.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the BTTF box set

Whew, that’s a load off.

Even as a kid I thought the scenes with Marty’s hand disappearing were ludicrous.

My favorite though, is Doc trying to pull the time machine up to 88 in the third one…with horses.

Surely a scientist would know that horses can’t run that fast, and it doesn’t matter how many horses you use. That it required actually trying it to discover this is just laughable.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well when you don't have a quarterback, you are kinda limited in what you can do...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

When it’s a playoff game, I just don’t see the point in just throwing in the towel while down. At least make it look like you’re fighting to the end.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

brian_mcintyre
The Broncos are winning the time of possession battle tonight. So there’s that…

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Go tell Coldpizza.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I posted it in the PP thread too

for the enjoyment of the NO fans that hang out there.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Tebus hasn't fumbled in awhile...

/bright side

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It's most likely due to this game,

but I’ve now become bored of the Internet. It’s odd that I have to search for something to entertain me.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

you complain alot.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

All of us do, honestly.

This is a great place to vent.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I never complain.

Shake doesn’t complain. CH doesn’t complain.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I can only hope you're joking/trolling.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

See, believe in hope.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Believe in hope?

I’ll have to think about that one.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

don't think too hard, you might strain yourself.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The smoke is already coming out.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw that coming.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Twss

too

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

For example,

you’re complaining about my complaining.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Pointing out a fact is not complaining.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Then that's what I did too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

no, you were complaining. I pointed out that you were.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Lies!

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

well played.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

In other news

New world record for sniper kill

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

He said no wind

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't looked it up yet

but most likely

Accuracy International L11583 long-range rifle.

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Impressive shot.

Cartridge .300 Winchester Magnum

.338 Lapua Magnum

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw that (now)

That is am impressive shot

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome. Margin of error at that range is practically zero.

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by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

such a cheap drunk too...

he only orders water, then turns it to wine.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you saying

He will worship worms?

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

WagerMinds WagerMinds
If you’re keeping score at home, the Patriots still haven’t beaten a team that finished the regular season above .500

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

[patsy defense of beating 8-8 teams]

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

[Us laughing at them]

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

How is that relevant?

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not irony.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You've convinced me.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That's nonsense

The Broncos have a winning record. Why count out a playoff win? If anything it should count more.

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Extra credit!

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

But the quote said
that finished the regular season above .500

so they have a point

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Correction, they will be back to .500

So I concede the point. The Patriots suck

by JBal on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have to say.

Pats don’t look unstoppable on offense. Gronkowski is the key to the entire offense so if you can limit him you’d have a chance. Teams that can get pressure also seem to has success against Brady.

Like the Cowboys, Giants and Steelers. Whoever wins tomorrow can go into NE and win if they can limit Gronk and pressure Brady. That defense looks good today thanks to anemic Tebow offense but they have shown just how bad that rush defense is. Both the Ravens and Texans will run it down your throat and the Ravens have gone into NE before and beat them in the playoffs.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM CST reply actions  

Honestly,

I don’t give the Ravens or Texans much of a chance against the Pats. I don’t think either of them can keep up with the Pats’ offense.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I never said that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the same thing.

Ravens vs. Patriots would be exactly like Saints vs. 49ers.

Fire Jim Caldwell

by Colts Homer on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see it.

I see the 49ers as having a better offense and defense than the Ravens.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

By that logic,

The Colts were equal to the Texans this season and better than them at the end of the year.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you said the 49ers offense was better than the Ravens offense yet

When they played each other 49ers had 6 points Ravens 16.

So I see nothing wrong with that logic.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

And really?

2-14 Dolphins beat 14-2 Pats in 2004 at home late in the season. so I guess those teams were equal to with the Dolphins being the better team.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

...You do know those 2 teams played each other this year, right?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 14, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

he did drink a lot during games this year...

understandably so. So who doesn’t black out a game or dozen?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

you can blank out from diet sunkist? this is gonna save me a lot of $.

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That shit is more potent that absinthe...

super hardcore.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass injects it directly into his bloodstream

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you want to blank/black out?

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

well she does read our threads...

who wouldn’t wanna forget some of the stuff that pops up?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

they've gotten a lot better since the iowa caucus.

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 14, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

i know...

shake stopped posting self pics.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

"Iowa Caucus" would def be my porn name.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol!

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

See above response.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Also,

49ers offense > Ravens offense > Texans offense.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You have something mixed up there

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hm?

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

No Ravens offense and Texans offense (even with Yates) are close to each other.

And both have more playmakers than the 49ers offense.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Zuh?

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Man, this is pitiful.

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by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow is VY but without the accuracy.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That comment totally confuses me :)

:

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And without the coke whores.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the tequila

but with more shirts.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd down punt
ahhahahahahahahahah

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

Von Miller seemed rather upset...

I wonder why.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST reply actions  

LOL punting on 3rd down. Trolling.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM CST reply actions  

hey guys i want to make sure...

THe announcer was talking about houston and said the defense was great even without Mario Williams AND DEMECO ryans? lol if they did….wow this should be put with the other idiot things they say….it would be like 3 days long worth

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM CST reply actions  

You havent seen DeMeco play lately have you?

by GatorTD on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

last week.....

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

hah

you just gave me my first “This”

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

wait you mean

it wasnt over 21 points ago?!
I was watching the miss america pageant

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

who watches the pagent?

just wait a month or two for the leaked topless pics of the winner.

/“they were artistic and never to be released”

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

....


/damn iowa

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Was Ocho even on the field tonight?

Can’t believe some people wanted to bring him here.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM CST reply actions  

I think you can count the number of passes he has caught on both hands...

what a decoy to have.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

*he has caught all year

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Close.

15 catches.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 14, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

two hands and a foot!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Now you are measuring how tall a tiny horse is

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Or 2 hands and 2 feet if you were disfigured.

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL
RogerGoodell Fake Roger Goodell
I’m fining James Harrison $100k for that fight. Zero tolerance.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder how many times the 2007 NFCCG

will be brought up tomorrow. Place your bets!

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by Cassieper on Jan 14, 2012 10:35 PM CST reply actions  

I think NE Scored again

/doesn’t matter that the game is over

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

Gronk to Bibi Jones

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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by shake n bake on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

reporters at that

& he’s thinking to himself, I don’t want to talk about it.

by wizteknet on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard he couldn't complete that thought...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

FU COMCAST I AM NOT PAYING EXTRA FOR THAT CHANNEL!!

sorry, reflex.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 14, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 14, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

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