Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Ravens, First Quarter
by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 AM CST
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PrintPregame enthusiasm made the first open thread fill up rather quickly, and I imagine that kickoff will bring even more commenters, so here's a shiny, new thread for your first quarter thoughts.
Also, in case there's someone out there who hasn't seen this:
"We got ourselves a game."
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FIRST
TEXANS DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF GAME
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 11:59 AM CST reply actions
LET'S GO TEXANS.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions
Thanks for the link NSN..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions
GO TEXANS. Win a ticket to New England
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Football time!
Go Texans!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:01 PM CST reply actions
Time to go bird hunting
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Jan 15, 2012 12:01 PM CST reply actions
Large gun, hot loads...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
twss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
where the hoes at?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Sweet reference
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
WHERE IS THE ORANGE AND BLUE KOOL AID MAN?!?!?!?!?!?
I NEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 PM CST reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAAAMMMMEEEEE TIMMMEEEEE
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
anyone hate that little dance ray does?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
soooooooooooooo dumb
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Jan 15, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
did any of the espn crew pick houston?
everybody on cbs went with ballsmore
by HTown80 on Jan 15, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I only seen Sapp on NFLN pick the Texans
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
We should defer if we win the toss
Right?
by Chris McC on Jan 15, 2012 12:03 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
NOT SURPRISED.
they want to rattle yates and foster
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Ah. replied in wrong place.
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
twss
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
KO return for TD
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 15, 2012 12:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the ravens have, what, 1 yard of offense ?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
three
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
LETS GO!!!
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO AGHHH!!!!!!
Good luck guys!
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Ok I'm officially PUMPED!
Bring on the Ravens!!!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
THATS HOW YOU START!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
HELLS YEAH
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
They'll both be back
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
fuck yeah
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Woot!
Nice way to start!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions
WOOOO HOOOOO!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
THATS HOW YOU START A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
great start
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Woo hoo
One Million internet dollars for Tim, who predicted a log Danieal Manning Kick Return
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:07 PM CST reply actions
Are those more or less valuable
than Schrute Bucks?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I'm not sure
An internet dollar is worth about two New Zealand dollars, does that help?
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
QUiteted that crowd a bit
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:07 PM CST reply actions
Feed the Beast
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Great Start!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
WELCOME!!
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
by WestTxTapper on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
i love you so much
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
so good to see ya Mike!!!!
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah high!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
good run
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Damn I wanted 7
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fake it
lol
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Am I the only one
who thinks TJ needs to take at least another step back on his dropbacks? It seems as if he takes 2 steps and looks to throw.
"Stability is a factor in teams that win the championship. But if you stabilize on a team that's going to end up short of that, then all you're doing is spinning your wheels in the 45-win range."-----Daryl Morey
by fanoflosingteams on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions
Vickers
missed a key block there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions
yup.
oh well hopefully he got that out of the way
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
3-0 baby
Keep it going
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions
First score!
I will take it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions
A lead is a lead. DEFENSE TIME BABY!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Lets GO D
No big plays
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Bulls On Parade !!!
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Really good start.
Good to get on the board.
Dislike that 3rd down playcall though. Play fake it next time.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I feel what you are saying
but I get why they kept it on the ground
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
thanks
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
lets go defense
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:11 PM CST reply actions
after much consideration
i hate the Ravens more. so, um, good luck and stuff.
/bleachshower
Pearl for Life.
I hate football.
rackers lol
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Rackers with the wood
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
/or not
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Damn
That would have been huge
by Chris McC on Jan 15, 2012 12:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Who got closelined?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:12 PM CST reply actions
Flacco INT
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
i hope so
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Lucky MFer
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Good call
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
YAHHHHH
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
#BullsOnParade
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions
3 and out!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
3 N out
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
WHITEST D IN FOOTBALL BABY
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
3 and out!
Great defense!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions
3 and out...
Yessssss!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
SHOOTT HIMMMMM
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Fucking Jacoby
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
;aerbgueqeq
beqt
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions
What the hell was that JJ
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Why Jacoby, why?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:15 PM CST reply actions
BECAUSE HE IS DEAD TO ME
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
IDIOT!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
There's the Jacoby I know...
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
WELCOME TO THE BENCH FOR EVER
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Jacoby! So stupid
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
The game.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus Christ
that was the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on any football field at any level.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I punched a wall, and my hand hurts.
And that was STILL a better decision than what Jacoby did.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
If you broke three bones, it STILL would be a better decision...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Leon Lett?
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Jan 15, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby's was dumber.
Let was a lineman, and his natural (stupid) reaction was to go get the loose ball. A PR shoulda fuckin’ better known better.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Damn
Worse than Leon Lett.
Jacoby Jones, that earns you an inauspicious place in Canton.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Jan 15, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck Canton
I hope it earns him a place in the unemployment line.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Maybe on the Colts?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Hold em
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Jacoby...
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Jacoby Jones
should not be a Texan next year. There, I said it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Crazy thing is...
It’s a stupid play, but you can trust other returners to do that to save a few yards of field position. Jacoby, I do not trust.
Just sucks that they turn mom momentum over after getting a 3 and out!
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Hadn't seen the fumble-y
Jacoby all season. Figures he shows up now.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
not like he gets a lot of positive yards
But probably will get a gig on DWTS after he’s cut from the team
by LordGav1n on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I can't handle this bullshit
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 15, 2012 12:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jacoby
There couldn’t of been a bigger turn of momentum, he deserves to take his jersey off and sit in the locker room till half time.
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
I think it's obvious that Jacoby Jones won't be on the team next year
that’s the good news
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions
I dont want to hear anyone say
this fucker should be on the roster next year. I will not cheer for someone this stupid ever. Fuck Jacoby Jones.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well
That’s probably the only TD the Ravens will score today
Good attitude
and I hope you’re right. I hate to see the thugs get an easy score like that.
by indesignkat on Jan 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Only way they will get in
The D did OK, Glover got fooled by the “block” there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
^THIA
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
lol... THIS
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
this is the kind of team
you can’t give free points to and win against. I know its early but I can honestly say Fucoby probably just cost us the game.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
I need to vomit
If this was a home game, I would walk down to Jacoby’s mom and throw up nachos on her.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
No one should
I’ll take it where it lies
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions
Deirdorf about to jizz his pants
Anyone know why he seemingly dislikes us so much?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Cold Water meet hot private parts
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Jacoby went full retard.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Are you from the future?!
what does this even mean?
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Seems to me
he means the Texans were getting beat last week by my Bengals, but still came back and won. Hopefully they’ll do it again
by indesignkat on Jan 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
cant give those breaks up vs baltimore in baltimore
ratbirds arent nice at home
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
good idea
Let’s give the ravens the ball because it’s easy to play from behind in Baltimore……
FU Jacoby.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Shut your fat face Gumble
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Soap party at halftime
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Jacoby, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only to you.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Hate Hate Hate
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Manning is gonna end up taking one to the house
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Nope
Not likely returning any more kickoffs
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Bigger stakes
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST reply actions
Well, thats me.
I’m already going to be late for work.
I’ll you guys in about twelve hours, after ten hours work and I’ve watched the rest of the game.
Go Texans.
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Jan 15, 2012 12:22 PM CST reply actions
Thanks for killin all momentum jacoby
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 12:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yup thats exactly what he did.
time for the defense to get it back
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
momentum=
What you have AFTER you make great plays…
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Get the white guy outta there
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 12:22 PM CST reply actions
Man, Jacoby, I knew you were thick, but really?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
That cold ball
Hurts his old foot
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
That fumble...
Hides the fact that it was a great punt by Ravens punter.
Old man has to loosen up the joints in this weather!
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Quick who is 46?
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Winner
I have no prize, Jacoby has take all that is good in my life.
Maybe you will win a prize later like a rain ticket prize
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
jon weeks
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by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
fuck it im getting high
i might break out the coke next time Jacoby fucks up. Im pissed
by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Defense has to win this game.
Really need a turnover here
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
We had a chance to shut them up early
and Jacoby Jones fucked that up.
jacoby went all leon lett...
crap.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
Let's go ahead and replace Jones and Walter next year
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions
must not kill jacboy
"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-Don Shula
Texans D needs to show up
and get some pressure on Flacco. Don’t make him look elite.
It is what it is
keep walter, good blocker, Fucoby needs to go
"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-Don Shula
we got 3 quarters and some change to win this game.
cant stop believing now cuz jacoby went full retard on us
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions
might be overseas
might be a watchdog hired to look for links
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Kareem is awesome
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Man I hate handing them a TD
We need to calm down.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
I'm glad the posters here don't play for the Texans.
You have to put things behind you and keep playing.
Nice pushoff by Bolden
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions
this about to get outta hand if they get another one here
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
M-O-O-N
That spells Kareem Jackson.
You're breaking my heart, you're tearin' it apart, so f**k you - Harry Nilsson
by LedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
if that one play by jones
takes the D and O out of the game, we deserve to lose.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Lost in that fumble
is that the punt seemed to travel 75 yards. They went 3 & out and didn’t gain a yard from the 25 and Jacoby fielded it at I think the 10? Jesus Christ.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
J Jo with great D'
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST reply actions
They aren't doing shit
against Jonathan Joseph
Wow. Great play by Joseph.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Boldin better watch out thats Cushing he is pushing
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
until kjax is not starting...
We will not go past this round of playoffs.
He is out of his league here.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:29 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Gotta recover those. Ravens getting the bounces early
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Stupidity
Thinking you can throw at Johnathan Joseph with any consistent success.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Two sides of the same coin
sadly.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
SC_DougFarrar SC_DougFarrar
Houston needs to do something to shore up the nose position right now. Just like in Week 6, Cody getting blowed up on every play.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Really?
That's shocking.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Any other day I would agree
but right now my anger wants to shore up the WR3/KR position.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
DARN
I thought we had that fumble
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
OK
we need to tie the game, at least we didn’t give up another TD
Upgrade at
CB2, NT, WR2.
Until then, LETS GET THIS BABY
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
D is playing lights out so far
Need to sustain a drive and get these guys some rest
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:31 PM CST reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Foster isn't cutting it up the middle
we need to pass to open up the run game.
ravens interior d-line is tough
if you are going up the middle on them you need serious fb or tes to block or 6th lineman
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
need a 6th lineman to help with the running game
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
I was waiting for the trailing strip/fumble
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
No
Lewis is 52
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
suggs wears 55
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by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
LanceZierlein (Lance Zierlein)
Turk, Jacoby and Kareem. Houston’s favorite sons starting their day off great
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions
Well
it looks like it’s gonna be a long day.
Ben Tate needs to see some snaps
Dink and dunk offense needs to take a shot….
And damnit these team needs a big play to get going
"Lord, beer me strength."
"Dink and dunk offense needs to take a shot"
Absolutely. Throw the fucking ball down the field a couple times just to show them that you’re willing to do it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I am not in my fucking happy place.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I'm pretty close to
“going on a three-state killing spree” place.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
only three?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
There's a LOT of people I need to kill in Arkansas.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
This gonna be a loooooooooong day. Just hopin' we don't get Broncoed now.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
lotta game left here...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
defense going to be tired quickly at this pace.
Damn game should be 3-3. Fking Jacoby…..
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I needz a turnover
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
yeah we do.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Again
Jason Allen > Kareem Jackson, and you have to be functionally retarded to disagree.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
fixed
Jason Allen > Kareem Jackson, and you have to be functionally jacoby retarded to disagree.
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
Defense can keep us in it...
…but the Offense needs to do their part. Too often have we asked them to bail us out and against Baltimore, we can’t expect them to keep it close if all we’re doing is going three and out.
Allen on the coverage there
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
OH shit
Cornerback play from the CB2!!!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Gotta get lucky sometimes
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
please
cut Jacoby Smith
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
Jacoby?
Not even sure what to think
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST reply actions
OMG
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Bench JACOBY!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
JESUS CHRIST
STOP LETTING THAT FUCKING RETARD RETURN PUNTS BEFORE I LOSE MY GODDAMNED MIND.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Take him out
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Goddammit Jacoby!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
NO MORE TODAY Kube
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
Oh Jacoby...
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
why in the blue and red fuck is jacoby out there?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:39 PM CST reply actions
WTF
Did Jacoby get a bigger helmet or what?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
UGH
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
fucboy and now TJ yates....what happend
"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-Don Shula
and there goes yates
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions
MOTHERFUCK!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Not a good pass there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Oh boy
Maybe looking dim early.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Goodnight sweet Prince
This is how to lose games early.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
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"Lord, beer me strength."
Oh great
blind throw to Dre won’t work
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Stared Dre down
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
uh oh. oh well, it was fun while it lasted! (serious)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Jacoby must have stood next to TJ in the huddle
Suck by osmosis
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Please D kill someone
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
It is early
All is OK so far
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
Thats my line!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
You're better off without Dre if Yates is going to solely rely on him
at least with Dre not on the field you don’t know where we’re going to throw
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
we had all momentum
but jacoby gave it all bak.. ja-hoe-by gots to go
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
yates didnt help any
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST reply actions
/OU'd
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's only the first quarter people!!!
Sheesh! :-(
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
playing a team thats undefeated in their stadium in 2011
probably not a good way to start the 1st spotting them 14 points
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
and they already have 17 points....
So for our defense, it is already what they give up in four quarters.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sadly, I agree.
I’ll legitimately be surprised if we lose by less than 14.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
not yet
but it isnt getting any better
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
What?
Where you get that?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
demps blew the plauy
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST reply actions
Yup.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
I want Cushing to enter the 2nd Half with Jones' Head in his hands
And his blood dripping off of his White Uni
Im not mad at anyone esle
but jahoeby, we on fire until his screwup
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
Yup.
Fuck him. He better not be a Texan in 2012.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
FUCK
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
fuck
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST reply actions
BALL GAME
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yes.
What have they shown you that suggests they’ll make up a 14-point deficit against Baltimore?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
It's early man...
You may be right, but it’s early. Ravens have been inconsistent, Flacco can make mistakes, Ravens D while good, not much better than Texans, if that.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
thank you jacoby
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
I am hoping
This is what they will be saying later
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
LMAO horrible foot work by Allen
he would go too deep into the endzone
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions
Weve given up 17 points
And 99% of it was not their fault.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ravens are simply a much better team than us right now.
Between injuries and being a young team, we just arent there yet.
We will be in a year or two maybe.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
vonta got lit up
But gave flacco just enough time
by LordGav1n on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Kill me.
No, I take that back. Kill Jacoby, kill Flacco, kill Rice, and then kill Jacoby again for good measure.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions
please stop it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
why.
i havent given up yet
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
It was funny in week 6
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I'd settle.for second quarter adjustments at this point.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Right now, I just want us to lose by less than the Broncos. Is that asking too much?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
...
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well at least
the margin of victory isn’t likely to be the Jacoby fumble. Need to see life from the O on this drive or I’m calling it early. Great season but I don’t wish to watch it die slowly and embarrassingly if that’s the case.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oh and
bring in Delhomme?
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions
hopefully he's got it out of his system
if not, they need to bench him
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
ya know,
I didn’t want to believe the media in that we would get blown out, but…….
Oh, and FUCK YOU DIERDORK!!!!!!
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Jan 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Gary "the Quarterback Whisperer" Kubiak
Needs to use his magic powers now!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
we get seven here we are back in this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Exactly.
It would be different if we were in the third or fourth quarter down by two TDs but it’s only the first…errr Second quarter now!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Damn... Yates doesn't need to throw that...
by Crazy Eye Killa on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions
shoulda ran it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Glad to see the shot.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Almost picked off.
Don’t wanna root for injuries but it would be to our benefit if he cannot come back.
by fgp on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Good omen?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
well if they lose reed for this game we might have a better chance
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions
Foster limping.....
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
there we go
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Get some Momentum
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Finally a first down conversion!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
come on guys.
we lived through 2010. is it too much to be optimistic for three more quarters?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions
Foster with a hitch in his ger along
Hope it is nothing major
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions
and Durga taketh away
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Foster hurt = Its really game over
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hey a star player is limping
That means we win right? Shoot me
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions
The random comment jinx is on.
Sure hope Arian Foster doesn't score 3 TD's today.
Don’t worry I got this.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/15/2709237/open-game-day-thread-texans-ravens-second-quarter
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/15/2709237/open-game-day-thread-texans-ravens-second-quarter
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/15/2709237/open-game-day-thread-texans-ravens-second-quarter
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/15/2709237/open-game-day-thread-texans-ravens-second-quarter
"Lord, beer me strength."
You are quick!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!1
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
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