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Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Ravens, Second Quarter

Second quarter thread. You know what to do.

(Unless you are Jacoby Jones, that is. Seriously, that was the worst play I've ever seen at any level of football. There are Pop Warner punt returners who thought "whoa, that was stupid!" Because it was.)

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by Fox Mulder on Jan 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Baltimore is all class...

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My apologies

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

U2

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

lotta game and Foster is healthy...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Die in Fire

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Banned

No, seriously.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Score here

get back in the game

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Glad to see Foster is still rolling

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Pick on Pollard

Make him cover, don’t let him tackle

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

cant give up. wont give up

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

Pick this up please

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

Im just as shocked as you are!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the Bonecrusher

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

OD

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

nice

needed that

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

OD

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

OD!!!!!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

OD!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

OD!!!!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

OD!

Also saw Thor…..may need to use the Swiss Army Knife.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

No one expects

The Swiss Army Knife.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, he tried to shank him

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you Owen Daniels.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

time for pa

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Foster has almost as many yards running now as he did in week six.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

No FG

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

I would have liked a run or something else… that seemed like a waste of a down

by Crazy Eye Killa on Jan 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't seen a fade route in about 6 years...

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

Was that a attempt at a fade?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

needs to stop forcing it to andre

check down to od

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

or anyone...don't force it...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

get Casey involved already!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

gotta get seven here.

come tj you got this.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Casey out the backfield for 6

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

do not let foster be the first read.

check down to him only if you really have to

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

Whatever happens

I don’t think I’m going to remember the second half.

by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Rob Schneider

makes me ashamed to have the name Robert

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

Duece Bigalow is money

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's good only with Adam Sandler

If that was Sandler’s show with Rob than I may at least watch one episode.

by oriolekid on Jan 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheech is still Cheech tho'...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

roll the 'r' baby....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

¡Rob! is the Jacoby Jones of comedies.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Yates probably could've ran left and maybe scored

I doubt they will run him intentionally to prevent injury

by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Not with all those guys the Ravens dropped back

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Dreessen with the false start

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

...

What a shock.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Dreesssen again?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Come on D!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

>>>>THIS<<<<

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

jinx jinx you owe me a coke

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

come on d.

we need a pick 6 here

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck jacoby.

Broke our fuckin momentum. I’m still pissed.

by USMC_JA on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Still in it. Needed 6 there but a turnover and we back in it

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Poor play calling in the redzone

Three straight passing plays, after Foster was on a roll… that series within the 20yd line truly sucked

by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

What we have learned

we CAN move the ball, and we CAN stop them….now the question is: Will we?

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

I learned Jacoby is an idiot

no……I knew that

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

nothing new there.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

11:42 in the second

I didnt think it would take Dan D. this long to deep throat Ray Lewis

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

He'll make up for the delay

by cupping the balls while he does it.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe not as fast as he used to...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

that would be a good thing...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Rice up the middle is there all day for them

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Good D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

PUNT

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Cam Cameron is our best defender

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

No more Jacoby

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

If Jacoby screws the pooch again, I will fly down to Baltimore and murder Jones with my bare hands.

Who’s with me?!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

ill help pay for your flight

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, ball came out after he went out of bounds.

Was holding it completely away from his body. Impressive.

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by Ben Buchanan on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

Jacoby's face mask redeems!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

not....IBlock

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

fuckin unnessecary.

Jones was getting tackled while he through the block.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

only to have gumble out do him

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather listen to Dan

then to listen to Phil Simms butcher the English language for three hours.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

Simms is the absolute worst in the business.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

A challenger appears...

Joe Buck stands ready to battle.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I put play-by-play

and color commentators in different weight classes.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude's snake bitten now

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

ADRIAN

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

lol

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Great Run

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what we need

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Go Foster, you magnificent bastard!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

NIce block by Casey

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

got a little jersey?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

inbounds

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Wow what a dumb challenge

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

that'll cost them a timeout...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

let them burn them now.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

GO DEEEPPP

First play

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

He was in bounds.

Harbought pulled a marvin lewis.

by fgp on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

One Dumb Challenge by Harbaugh

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

I'm Marvin Lewis and I approve this challenge.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

It seems to run in the division

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Marvin Lewis is jealous of how these challenges is being utilized

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Grammar fail

*are

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he just wanted to chill the momentum

if he has to burn a timeout, then get a look at the run while your at it.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

but why?

the d has not been on the field that long.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No way

you dont just burn challenges

by Chris McC on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

come on texans

we still have 2 quarters and some change. we can still win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

When Texans make a comeback

Will all the people who jumped off the wagon jump back on?

by McAggie on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

of course

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha fuck you, Harbaugh!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Feed it to Foster...

… and let Yates work out of the playaction, with at least two options… and have Tate spell Arian every once in a while. That’s how we can get back in it, as long as the D stays solid like it has

by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Glad to see they rememeber AJ

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

He threw a deep out against Cincy

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Gain of two better than a loss of 4

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

run run run

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

At uncalled PI's

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I thought...

Looked like he went over the back early.

"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler

by selke99 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Andre

awesome

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Dre beasting up

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

The General JOHN MCLAin IS CAPTIAN OBVIOUS

Another Rackers FG. This one from 32. Makes it 17-6. Too many Rackers field goals spells defeat. Can’t get to the 10 and not score TD.

by atexanfan on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

LOL pollard on johnson

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

DRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Pollard in coverage...

Just like we wanted!

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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
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Hahahaha Pollard in coverage.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

They dont call that on Ravens

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

WE need a TD

right now.

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Foster comes alive!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

VREEK

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Arian going to Beast Mode...

"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler

by selke99 on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Marshall Faulk told me

that there was no way Arian would get 100 yards.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Marshall Faulk likes penis.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Ray Rice's penis.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster

Putting this team on his back

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Fade route to Dre

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Time for a PA to Dreeson

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

nooooo

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Fuckin false start

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by CFHTim on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Damn flags

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe now is not the time to make sure everyone plays...

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by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Caldwell, you cretin.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

wow. yates got so lucky

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Careful Yates

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yates playing with fire

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

No roughing the passer?

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Horrible pass there

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

how is that not roughing?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Two-handed shove

after the ball’s been thrown? That’s roughing on 95% of NFL QBs.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Bad Yates

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

How the fuck

was that not roughing the passer?

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

he isn't tom brady

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasnt JJ Watt

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

NICE

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Foster caught that with one hand folks

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

How did he catch that!!!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

arian foster is amazing

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

foster all day long

he’s killing the ravens. that grab was unreal

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Pay that man !!!

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by CFHTim on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Good recovery by yates

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

GOD BLESS YOU ARIAN FOSTER!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Great Indivdual effort

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit

Foster is a god!! PAY HIM RICK!!!

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

have to score here

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

wear out the ravens d-line, they arent that deep

run run run

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

Bad snap

Bad throw

Great catch and run by Foster

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

LOOK AT THEIR D

they are gased!!

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

Please get in right now!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

twss...hee, hee....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It absolutely is

and we absolutely will not go for it on fourth.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

A TD would be huge

Drive has been incredible. Wearing down that old Baltimore D.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep hearing that

but other then lewis and Reed who exactly is old?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

I do not like time outs there

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

Cant take them with you

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

IF YOU DON'T DRINK MILLER LITE YOU ARE GAY

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

MAN UP!

HURRRRRDUURRRRRRRR!!!!!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

DERP!

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

takes it back to a 1 score game (with a 2 pt conversion)

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

We better have one damn solid play after this TO

maybe roll yates after PA? Score a TD or throw it away??

by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

foster on the corner...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

called it...thank you very much....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yessss

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

TD

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Back in it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

VREEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!1

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

see people dont give up just yet.

we still have hope

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

WHO SAID THIS GAME WAS OVER

GO TEXANS

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Foster

I love you!!!

by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

VREEEEEEEEK VREEEEEEEEEK!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

PLAGIARISM!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Baltimore crowd out of it

86 yard drive will do that to you.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

,

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

for once

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

More like 3

But yeah

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

There we go.

Ain’t goin down without a fight.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

And for those that say you cannot have long drives on the Ravens

in your eye

and for those that were saying game over earlier

in BOTH your eyes!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Nice seal by 47...for sure.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Right back in it....

And it’s still the first half, so all the doom and gloom guys… Suck it! =)

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions   1 recs

game on

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

take away the fumble

and we are outplaying them

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

big time

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster making history

Love it.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

need to get tate some carries

to keep foster fresh

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Pick six

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

3 and out

And punch one in for the lead going into the 2nd half

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

No, J.J. Watt pick six to end the half.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

pick 6 time

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

practically a new ball game

with all the nerves shook off.

by Ryan81 on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized that I was still in the first Q thread

Funny Me

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

love ya Mike!

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It did seem a bit quiet

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be more surprised

if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

We are getting good breaks.

2 of yates throws could of been intercepted. Hopefully the luck continues.

by fgp on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Andre Johnson

went Ike-on-Tina to Ed Reed’s face on that second near pick.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I know right. He's forced it to Andre 3 times already.

All 3 could have been INT’s.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This just in

Foster is good

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

We're going to win this game!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

doesn't ricky williams have someplace else he'd rather be on a sunday

like camping or something..

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

z
TexansPR Texans PR
RB @ArianFoster has 95 rushing yds on 15 att. That is most vs. Ravens D ever in a playoff game. 91 was prev. high by E. George

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

B-b-b-b-but Marshall Faulk

told me he couldn’t do that!!!

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaun Cody getting man-handled!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

amd

I am shocked

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on D. Plug those holes.

by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

fumble

coming soon to a Texan near you!

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

he got a hand on it

bolding is uh, good

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

hard to hate what he did there

that was just an amazing effort by Boldin

by indesignkat on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

fuckin a kareem

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Why?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Goddammit!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

We have a Kareem sighting!

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Unfortunately.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he accidentally turned his head too

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Kareem had decent covarage.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

this...this good the rest of day and I'm happy.

Hell of a catch.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Kareem actually looked back for the ball ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem had good coverage

Just because it was a completed pass doesn’t mean he fucked up

by LouisianaTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

The fact that teams go right at him, however

should tell you something.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

that jonathon joseph is really good?

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Your glass

it is always half-full, isn’t it?

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

that was not kareem jacksons fault

he played it well all the way

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by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

D needs a turnover or hold them to 3 here

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by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem played that as perfectly as you can. Damn

by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

New rule:

If you seriously argue that Kareem Jackson is anything other than terrible, you are getting a 24-hour ban. He’s fucking horrid, and the people who argue otherwise make me sad about the state of America’s educational system.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

he is good in run support

COME AT ME BRO

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

OK, that's the exception to the rule.

You can sing his run-support praises, because he really is damn good there.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

Jackson and Allen should not be starters next season.

The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.

by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

This is so messed up

Go Pats. Celtics. Red Sox. Bruins.
Brady. Pierce. Thomas. How you doing?

by Tai on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a Burnt Toast Reference

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Even with good coverage

They still complete passes on Kareem fml

by A Mar on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

can't be mad there

Jackson played up on him and actually turned to see the ball. that was just an amazing catch.

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

damn that sack would havve been huge

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

KAREEM

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Hey Kareem!

Nice play

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

What happened?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

FUCKIN' AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem with good coverage. He turned his head

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by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit kareem pass deflected a ball

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

that was nice coverage

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by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

My god, KJax didn't screw up!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Turned his head twice in one game!!!

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK.

KJax turned his head AND defended a pass? That’s mentioned in Revelations, isn’t it?

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem

With a pass defended?

/sign of the apacolypse

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

somebody put that ball in the hall of fame

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

I just . . .

I mean . . . what?

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been there against Boldin....

If he can just turn his damned head…..that’s all he needs right now.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

If he was going to pick a game to figure that out

this is a great choice.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

a-freaking-men

CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
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by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

BANNED

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Kareem had that INT

only the face mask stopped it

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

SACKED

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

out of FG range?!?!

FUCK YEAH

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Watt!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Brice and JJ

nice combo

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

I like brice mccain

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

KILLAWATT!

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Chocolate pudding!!

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Marc Kahlberg

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Jacoby doing math

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

GOT MILK!!!???!!!

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by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

boo

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no,

Jacoby counting people

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Sick special teams play

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by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Review that!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

this

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Touchback

Throw the goddamn challenge flag Kubes!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

2 minute warning

woops

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't two minutes, they'll review it though.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

GODDAMN

That’s a huge break!

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

No friggin' kidding.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

take us to the 20!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

Touchback

Dierdorf got that right

I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

blind squirrel'd.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Just coz

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats what is most ridiculous about the call

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by CFHTim on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets be honest

We are outplaying them. Both sides of the ball.

We need to stop the turnovers but we ARE GOING TO WIN THIS DAMN GAME!!!

by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

not sure its

“conclusive”

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

his foot is touching the white

how much more conclusive can it get?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Go for points here or just kneel it?

It is only 26 seconds left…

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

Touchback.

Best return Jacoby’s had all day.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

lol

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Suh

best DT in the league

by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

And biggest douchebag on the p0lanet

I never want hiom on one of my teams

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

meh I'd glady take him

once he matures. he’s gonna be ridiculous

by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He is ridiculous now

As a human being

On the street, if he pulled that move – he would lose all credibility

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

just gets to lost emotionally while playing

some discipline nd he’s one of the best Dline men in the league

by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

oh please

No excuse for that behavior

It isn’t like starting a fight or something like that

It is just pure punk

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

This

He’s actuall very well-spoken, just let’s his emotions get him in game

by splanket on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well spoken

When he gave his lame-ass excuse after the game for being a cheap punk?

Gimme a break

He has writers for this show today

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

ON THE STREET YO

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by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we get the ball next half?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

No, Ravens get the ball.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

All things considered

This is not a bad place for the Texans

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

13 -17 2 quarters to go

looking good

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Ill take that now.

Defense playin lights out and running game rollin. I like our chances.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

so who all here who gave up earlier is still here?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

seriously.

People were about to hang themselves in the 1st.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I did

I’m sorry….but fuck it wasn’t looking good.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't give up because I knew that Flacco would keep the Texans in the game after the 2nd TD.

Texans had to many sloppy plays. Dropped punt,dropped pass,dropped snap, forced passes. They took the ravens best shot yet still looked like the better team.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans should feel good. They were the better team after they stopped turning the ball over.

Yates just HAS to stop forcing passes to Andre.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yates has played OK

Considering who he is

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed and he has to keep it up. Stop forcing passes and spread it around a bit.

The pass blocking has been outstanding so far.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

If we lose im getting shwasted!!!

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by CFHTim on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

If we win I will be in church every Sunday that I can on call from now on

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by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Denis Leary is doing a voiceover for Ford

Therefore it must be manly!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

Or it must mean

that Bill Hicks previously did the same voice-overs.

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

well, at least we got game.

we are not shamed

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

WE dominated the Ravens

the turnovers are giving them the game though

by astrosfan3 on Jan 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Well guys, I'm out.

May Durga be with us. I can’t wait to watch this win in a couple of hours.
Go Texans

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

We've got this shit.

We’re confident AND we will make better halftime adjustments. Play a clean 2nd half and we can book the tickets.

by willieboyd on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Suh is on the halftime show

So you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husbands, cuz he stompin’ everyone out here.

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by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

lol nice.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

gave Foster some love, though...

LEADER>>>

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah and they say there is no bias in the media

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

i give sharpe a pass, he played for them

by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha good eye.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

we've completely outplayed the ravens so far

if it weren’t for turnovers leaving the d to defend a short field, we’d be winning this game.

by Travis Roggatz on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

No more mistakes from here on it...

and the Texans can and WILL be vicorious!

by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

1 2 your the girl that I want

3 4 567. 8 is the bullets if you no after all this.

by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Saw him in concert

Best day of my life

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

huh no mention of last weekend

sir may you please die in a fire.

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Guess you never heard Hopsin kill this dude

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I felt bad during the first quarter

Now I feel so good. We can do this!

by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I think nerves were getting to the team.

They settled down in the 2nd quarter and imposed their will on the ravens.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no hiding the fact that the CBS crew is all about the Ravens

We might actually only have Suh pulling for us, as crazy as it is

by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

even he was going for the ravens

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yup.

and warren sapp

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

he was immediately fired

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sapp picked us on NFLN

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS Homes - most wearing purple

Really guys?

/smh

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

dont worry

all of fox will be wearing green and gold next hour

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

the texans usually play an average first half.

the second half is where they really shine

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

true that...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

*ahem*

I believe you need to cite your source of the zombie quote in your sig

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah whoever i stole that from come claim ownership

btw the people here no longer want me to post it as a comment so it will have to remain as a sig.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I know the yates throws are bad

but at least he is still willing to take shots instead of curling up in the fetal position. We’ll need that later.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

Well not if they turn into INT's.

He just needs better decision making.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

^This

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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i honestly think

that if we can get a lead we can keep it

by nigeriantexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

take away from the halftime show.

we must find out why the ravens are letting Arian run all over them.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

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