Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Ravens, Second Quarter
Second quarter thread. You know what to do.
(Unless you are Jacoby Jones, that is. Seriously, that was the worst play I've ever seen at any level of football. There are Pop Warner punt returners who thought "whoa, that was stupid!" Because it was.)
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classy
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jan 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Baltimore is all class...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
U2
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
lotta game and Foster is healthy...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Die in Fire
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Banned
No, seriously.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Score here
get back in the game
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Glad to see Foster is still rolling
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
cant give up. wont give up
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions
Pick this up please
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Im just as shocked as you are!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I love the Bonecrusher
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
OD
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
OD
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
OD!!!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No one expects
The Swiss Army Knife.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
by Gerbillogic on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, he tried to shank him
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Thank you Owen Daniels.
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Have to say I'm pleasantly surprised at how we have played this drive
Good to see them with some fight
don't think we'll see many PI's unless flagrant.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Foster has almost as many yards running now as he did in week six.
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No FG
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Yeah
I would have liked a run or something else… that seemed like a waste of a down
by Crazy Eye Killa on Jan 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Haven't seen a fade route in about 6 years...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Was that a attempt at a fade?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
needs to stop forcing it to andre
check down to od
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
or anyone...don't force it...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
get Casey involved already!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
gotta get seven here.
come tj you got this.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions
Casey out the backfield for 6
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
do not let foster be the first read.
check down to him only if you really have to
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions
Whatever happens
I don’t think I’m going to remember the second half.
by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Rob Schneider
makes me ashamed to have the name Robert
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Duece Bigalow is money
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He's good only with Adam Sandler
If that was Sandler’s show with Rob than I may at least watch one episode.
Cheech is still Cheech tho'...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Did you notice they actually said the correct Spanish pronounciation (sp?) of his name in the commercial
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
roll the 'r' baby....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
¡Rob! is the Jacoby Jones of comedies.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Yates probably could've ran left and maybe scored
I doubt they will run him intentionally to prevent injury
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions
Not with all those guys the Ravens dropped back
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Dreessen with the false start
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
...
What a shock.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Dreesssen again?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Come on D!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
>>>>THIS<<<<
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
jinx jinx you owe me a coke
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
come on d.
we need a pick 6 here
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions
Fuck jacoby.
Broke our fuckin momentum. I’m still pissed.
Still in it. Needed 6 there but a turnover and we back in it
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Poor play calling in the redzone
Three straight passing plays, after Foster was on a roll… that series within the 20yd line truly sucked
What we have learned
we CAN move the ball, and we CAN stop them….now the question is: Will we?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I learned Jacoby is an idiot
no……I knew that
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
by JMFC on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
nothing new there.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
For sure
Starting field position for Baltimore has been great (for them)
by Crazy Eye Killa on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
11:42 in the second
I didnt think it would take Dan D. this long to deep throat Ray Lewis
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He'll make up for the delay
by cupping the balls while he does it.
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twss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
that would be a good thing...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Rice up the middle is there all day for them
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Good D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Cam Cameron is our best defender
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
No more Jacoby
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
If Jacoby screws the pooch again, I will fly down to Baltimore and murder Jones with my bare hands.
Who’s with me?!
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ill help pay for your flight
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, ball came out after he went out of bounds.
Was holding it completely away from his body. Impressive.
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USG
Jacoby's face mask redeems!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
not....IBlock
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Have the Texans ever won with Gumball and Dorfmeister commentating?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
fuckin unnessecary.
Jones was getting tackled while he through the block.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
only to have gumble out do him
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
I'd rather listen to Dan
then to listen to Phil Simms butcher the English language for three hours.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
This.
Simms is the absolute worst in the business.
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Well, I put play-by-play
and color commentators in different weight classes.
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Dude's snake bitten now
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
ADRIAN
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
fuck
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Great Run
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Thats what we need
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Go Foster, you magnificent bastard!
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NIce block by Casey
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
got a little jersey?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
inbounds
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Wow what a dumb challenge
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
that'll cost them a timeout...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
let them burn them now.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
GO DEEEPPP
First play
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
One Dumb Challenge by Harbaugh
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I'm Marvin Lewis and I approve this challenge.
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Marvin Lewis is jealous of how these challenges is being utilized
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Grammar fail
*are
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I think he just wanted to chill the momentum
if he has to burn a timeout, then get a look at the run while your at it.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
but why?
the d has not been on the field that long.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
come on texans
we still have 2 quarters and some change. we can still win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST reply actions
Haha fuck you, Harbaugh!
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Feed it to Foster...
… and let Yates work out of the playaction, with at least two options… and have Tate spell Arian every once in a while. That’s how we can get back in it, as long as the D stays solid like it has
Glad to see they rememeber AJ
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
He threw a deep out against Cincy
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Gain of two better than a loss of 4
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
At uncalled PI's
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
That's what I thought...
Looked like he went over the back early.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Andre
awesome
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dre beasting up
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
The General JOHN MCLAin IS CAPTIAN OBVIOUS
Another Rackers FG. This one from 32. Makes it 17-6. Too many Rackers field goals spells defeat. Can’t get to the 10 and not score TD.
DRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Pollard in coverage...
Just like we wanted!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Hahahaha Pollard in coverage.
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They dont call that on Ravens
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Foster comes alive!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
VREEK
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Arian going to Beast Mode...
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Marshall Faulk told me
that there was no way Arian would get 100 yards.
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Marshall Faulk likes penis.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Ray Rice's penis.
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Foster
Putting this team on his back
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Fade route to Dre
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Fuckin false start
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Damn flags
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Maybe now is not the time to make sure everyone plays...
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Thanks Caldwell, you cretin.
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Careful Yates
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
No roughing the passer?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Horrible pass there
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Two-handed shove
after the ball’s been thrown? That’s roughing on 95% of NFL QBs.
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How the fuck
was that not roughing the passer?
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It wasnt JJ Watt
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
NICE
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Foster caught that with one hand folks
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
How did he catch that!!!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
OMG FOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNBELIEVABLE!
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions
foster all day long
he’s killing the ravens. that grab was unreal
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Pay that man !!!
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Good recovery by yates
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
GOD BLESS YOU ARIAN FOSTER!!
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Great Indivdual effort
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
wear out the ravens d-line, they arent that deep
run run run
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Bad snap
Bad throw
Great catch and run by Foster
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Please get in right now!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
twss...hee, hee....
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It absolutely is
and we absolutely will not go for it on fourth.
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A TD would be huge
Drive has been incredible. Wearing down that old Baltimore D.
"Lord, beer me strength."
yes
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
I keep hearing that
but other then lewis and Reed who exactly is old?
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Only two others on that D are over 30.
J. Johnson and Cory Redding.
Unless we take a loss...I bet kubiak goes for it.
Lets hope it’s unnecessary.
Ugh...
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I do not like time outs there
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"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Cant take them with you
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
DERP!
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dont toss it back 5 yards to gain 1. stretch please
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
We better have one damn solid play after this TO
maybe roll yates after PA? Score a TD or throw it away??
foster on the corner...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
called it...thank you very much....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TD
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Back in it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
see people dont give up just yet.
we still have hope
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions
VREEEEEEEEK VREEEEEEEEEK!!!
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions
for once
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
More like 3
But yeah
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
There we go.
Ain’t goin down without a fight.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And for those that say you cannot have long drives on the Ravens
in your eye
and for those that were saying game over earlier
in BOTH your eyes!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Nice seal by 47...for sure.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Right back in it....
And it’s still the first half, so all the doom and gloom guys… Suck it! =)
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
Foster has 95 yds rushing so far. A little better than the last time we played Baltimore
Sure took the AIR out of the stadium!!
Texans have been the better team but those two turnovers (both real bad boneheaded plays) are the difference.
There is time to make up for those thankfully.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Pick six
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
3 and out
And punch one in for the lead going into the 2nd half
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No, J.J. Watt pick six to end the half.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
pick 6 time
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions
practically a new ball game
with all the nerves shook off.
by Ryan81 on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized that I was still in the first Q thread
Funny Me

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
It did seem a bit quiet
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
I wouldn't be more surprised
if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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We are getting good breaks.
2 of yates throws could of been intercepted. Hopefully the luck continues.
Andre Johnson
went Ike-on-Tina to Ed Reed’s face on that second near pick.
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I know right. He's forced it to Andre 3 times already.
All 3 could have been INT’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
This just in
Foster is good
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
We're going to win this game!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
doesn't ricky williams have someplace else he'd rather be on a sunday
like camping or something..
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
z
TexansPR Texans PR
RB @ArianFoster has 95 rushing yds on 15 att. That is most vs. Ravens D ever in a playoff game. 91 was prev. high by E. George
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
B-b-b-b-but Marshall Faulk
told me he couldn’t do that!!!
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Shaun Cody getting man-handled!!!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
amd
I am shocked
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Goddammit!
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Unfortunately.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
I think he accidentally turned his head too
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Kareem had decent covarage.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
this...this good the rest of day and I'm happy.
Hell of a catch.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Kareem actually looked back for the ball ?
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Remember our last 1st round CB?
Go NT
by splanket on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Kareem had good coverage
Just because it was a completed pass doesn’t mean he fucked up
The fact that teams go right at him, however
should tell you something.
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Your glass
it is always half-full, isn’t it?
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that was not kareem jacksons fault
he played it well all the way
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
If he would of got his head around just a milisecond earlier, he gets a hand and not a finger on it.
Still great improvement.
D needs a turnover or hold them to 3 here
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
New rule:
If you seriously argue that Kareem Jackson is anything other than terrible, you are getting a 24-hour ban. He’s fucking horrid, and the people who argue otherwise make me sad about the state of America’s educational system.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
OK, that's the exception to the rule.
You can sing his run-support praises, because he really is damn good there.
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True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This is so messed up
Go Pats. Celtics. Red Sox. Bruins.
Brady. Pierce. Thomas. How you doing?
Just a Burnt Toast Reference
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
can't be mad there
Jackson played up on him and actually turned to see the ball. that was just an amazing catch.
I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
i will not give a receiver credit for a catch against kareem
he is just that bad
I guess Boldin likes to play against the Texans.
by TheDream34 on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Whoever kareem is covering likes playing the Texans
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
no consideration for tj and come back of the year??
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
Hey Kareem!
Nice play
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions
What happened?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FUCKIN' AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Kareem with good coverage. He turned his head
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
holy shit kareem pass deflected a ball
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions
My god, KJax didn't screw up!
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Turned his head twice in one game!!!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
HOLY FUCK.
KJax turned his head AND defended a pass? That’s mentioned in Revelations, isn’t it?
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Kareem
With a pass defended?
/sign of the apacolypse
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
somebody put that ball in the hall of fame
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions
I just . . .
I mean . . . what?
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He's been there against Boldin....
If he can just turn his damned head…..that’s all he needs right now.
"Lord, beer me strength."
If he was going to pick a game to figure that out
this is a great choice.
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a-freaking-men
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
SACKED
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Watt!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Brice and JJ
nice combo
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions
KILLAWATT!
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Chocolate pudding!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!
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Jacoby doing math
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
GOT MILK!!!???!!!
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
he's looking clutch with the playoff heroics
"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."
Oh no,
Jacoby counting people
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Sick special teams play
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
HE WAS IN THE ENDZONE
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Review that!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
this
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Touchback
Throw the goddamn challenge flag Kubes!
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Can't two minutes, they'll review it though.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
GODDAMN
That’s a huge break!
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No friggin' kidding.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
blind squirrel'd.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
just kneel it and call it a half
we have all the MO
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions
Just coz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Thats what is most ridiculous about the call
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Lets be honest
We are outplaying them. Both sides of the ball.
We need to stop the turnovers but we ARE GOING TO WIN THIS DAMN GAME!!!
his foot is touching the white
how much more conclusive can it get?
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boy..that reflects badly on that line judge you can see looking right at it in the background
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Go for points here or just kneel it?
It is only 26 seconds left…
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Touchback.
Best return Jacoby’s had all day.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
And biggest douchebag on the p0lanet
I never want hiom on one of my teams
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
He is ridiculous now
As a human being
On the street, if he pulled that move – he would lose all credibility
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
just gets to lost emotionally while playing
some discipline nd he’s one of the best Dline men in the league
oh please
No excuse for that behavior
It isn’t like starting a fight or something like that
It is just pure punk
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
This
He’s actuall very well-spoken, just let’s his emotions get him in game
by splanket on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So many spelling/grammar mistakes
I blame Steve Jobs
by splanket on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well spoken
When he gave his lame-ass excuse after the game for being a cheap punk?
Gimme a break
He has writers for this show today
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
ha! who uses "touch" 3 times in one sentence?
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions
twss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
No, Ravens get the ball.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yup, if we stop giving them free points it'll be all Texans the way the second quarter went
Keep it up, Texans!
by JBal on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jones's offseason is looking quite different this year thanks to this game
A lot of balls by Kubiak sticking with him after two fuck-ups
by JBal on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
All things considered
This is not a bad place for the Texans
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ill take that now.
Defense playin lights out and running game rollin. I like our chances.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
so who all here who gave up earlier is still here?
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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions
seriously.
People were about to hang themselves in the 1st.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I did
I’m sorry….but fuck it wasn’t looking good.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I didn't give up because I knew that Flacco would keep the Texans in the game after the 2nd TD.
Texans had to many sloppy plays. Dropped punt,dropped pass,dropped snap, forced passes. They took the ravens best shot yet still looked like the better team.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ravens ball at halftime.
See you in a few. I have to go clean the toilet.
we due for one
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Texans should feel good. They were the better team after they stopped turning the ball over.
Yates just HAS to stop forcing passes to Andre.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yates has played OK
Considering who he is
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed and he has to keep it up. Stop forcing passes and spread it around a bit.
The pass blocking has been outstanding so far.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
This is true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
If we lose im getting shwasted!!!
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If we win I will be in church every Sunday that I can on call from now on
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Denis Leary is doing a voiceover for Ford
Therefore it must be manly!
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Or it must mean
that Bill Hicks previously did the same voice-overs.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
well, at least we got game.
we are not shamed
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
WE dominated the Ravens
the turnovers are giving them the game though
Pass protection has been unbelievable. So much better than the last time they went played in Baltimore.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
ice kareem
not looking terrible. Im stunned
Well guys, I'm out.
May Durga be with us. I can’t wait to watch this win in a couple of hours.
Go Texans
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions
We've got this shit.
We’re confident AND we will make better halftime adjustments. Play a clean 2nd half and we can book the tickets.
Suh is on the halftime show
So you better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husbands, cuz he stompin’ everyone out here.
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gave Foster some love, though...
LEADER>>>
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
notice boomer, cowher, and sharpe all wearing purple?
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions
Yeah and they say there is no bias in the media
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
i give sharpe a pass, he played for them
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Sharpe played for the Ravens and Boomer went to Maryland
no clue why Cowher is wearing it though.
we've completely outplayed the ravens so far
if it weren’t for turnovers leaving the d to defend a short field, we’d be winning this game.
Sanuuuuu
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
yes
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
/RutgersHomer
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
1 2 your the girl that I want
3 4 567. 8 is the bullets if you no after all this.
by BC5 on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Saw him in concert
Best day of my life
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
huh no mention of last weekend
sir may you please die in a fire.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i downloaded bastard and goblin a few months back
it’s about all i listen to these days
by Travis Roggatz on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Guess you never heard Hopsin kill this dude
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I felt bad during the first quarter
Now I feel so good. We can do this!
by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I think nerves were getting to the team.
They settled down in the 2nd quarter and imposed their will on the ravens.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
There's no hiding the fact that the CBS crew is all about the Ravens
We might actually only have Suh pulling for us, as crazy as it is
even he was going for the ravens
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
yup.
and warren sapp
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Well you'd have to be crazy to pick the Texans (if your aren't a fan of course).
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Heck, there were actual analysts picking Denver vs. NE (for shock value, I guess)
NO ONE gave us a chance, and we’ll make ’em regret it!
one guy picked them on espn this morning
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
he was immediately fired
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Sapp picked us on NFLN
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
CBS Homes - most wearing purple
Really guys?
/smh
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
dont worry
all of fox will be wearing green and gold next hour
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
the texans usually play an average first half.
the second half is where they really shine
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions
true that...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
*ahem*
I believe you need to cite your source of the zombie quote in your sig
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
oh yeah whoever i stole that from come claim ownership
btw the people here no longer want me to post it as a comment so it will have to remain as a sig.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
I know the yates throws are bad
but at least he is still willing to take shots instead of curling up in the fetal position. We’ll need that later.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Well not if they turn into INT's.
He just needs better decision making.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
^This
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i honestly think
that if we can get a lead we can keep it
take away from the halftime show.
we must find out why the ravens are letting Arian run all over them.
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