Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Ravens, Third Quarter
by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST
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1. Arian Foster's first half rushing total is the highest full-game total the Ravens have ever allowed in a playoff game. (Suck on THAT, Marshall Faulk.)
2. If not for the turnovers --- looking at YOU, Jacoby --- the Texans would be dominating this game.
3. Kareem Jackson might (MIGHT!) have figured out that turning one's head improves one's ability to defend a pass.
So . . . uh, to paraphrase another great Missourian, the reports of the Texans' demise have been greatly exaggerated. (What's that? I was guilty of reporting their demise in the first quarter? Why you gotta bring up old stuff, dude? Focus on the future!)
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Texans bout to take this thing
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
new thread mojo...
half full
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I can't believe I share half my genes with this man
Well I hope Houston is in the locker room packing there bags,because I here the fat lady warming up to sing.
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Packing our bags to go to NE?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
my father, unfortunately
Born and raised in Houston, but somehow is diehard Cowpie homer
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
You spell better, if that's any consolation.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He heres? lol
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
If the D gets a turnover to start the half
I’ll piss my pants.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
They'd be a mess in my pants
though I guarantee you it won’t be urine
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
If Yates plays like he did this last quarter and stops forcing passes (he has an INT to) we win.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ha he won't be traded.
Kubiak’s QB project he’ll be here when Schaub is done and ready to take over.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
thats alot of years to play backup and if sumbody offers sumthing great for him, i think we do it
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
1 year.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
making a Bengals fan feel better about the loss
your run blocking combined with Foster is just plain really good…You have controlled the line of scrimmage on both sides and can win this game despite Yates…which just makes next year’s addition of Schaub just ridiculous
"In a battle between patience and power, patience always wins"
and Johnson looks a little slower because of injury
and he is still dominating….wow
"In a battle between patience and power, patience always wins"
by ticalcaldwell on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Over the past years we’ve suffered from David Carr, Travis Johnson, The Rosencopter, Q-Tip, Frank Bush..
This year we once ran out a lineup of Yates, Jones, and Kevin Walter.
We lost 2 Pro-Bowl players for the year. We lost another 2 for multiple weeks.
We are still here. We are still alive.
We are running on Baltimore. We are protecting Yates. KAREEM JACKSON IS DEFENDING PASSES.
IT IS OUR TIME. BELIEVE IN OUR BOYS. LETS DO IT!
by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions 17 recs
If this isn't green immediately
I’ll ban everyone in this motherfucker.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So ordered.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yet, you didn't rec it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
False.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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exactly
we just survived the worst. you’ll see the most two motivated quarters from this texans team.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
dun
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
word
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Jan 15, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
where are you mike clark?
I NEED YOUR KOOL AID JUICE FOR THE SECOND HALF
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions
Gumbeldorf is killing me
I would honestly rather have no commentary and just listen to the action on the field
Rackers
Actually getting touchbacks and making them have to drive 80 yards for 7. Love it.
Bert is 6-15, Tebow approves
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Recovering hungover Saints fan here....
Go Texans! Beat the Ravens. I like the Texans and I hate the Cowboys so it would be awesome if y’all went all the way. Feed Foster. Flaco rattled in the last few, bring the Heat.
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 1:50 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
thanks, I thought we had em, but Alex made some plays when I thought we would not, kudos to him. Tough loss
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
yeah, I thought he would choke, but he did not. He was ripe for an int on the last several possessions. He was looking at the rush and clearly rattled
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
yes. no shame there.
left too much time on clock but you have to take that in.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yeah baby
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Brooks Reed....BAM
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
AWKWARD SACK FTW
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
good call
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Great coverage sack!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Smith looked awesome
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Good luck guys!
Admittedly, I’m a Cowboys fan, but may I be an honorary Texan during these playoffs since I’m rooting for y’all to win it all?
Fucking call a fair catch
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Jacoby stopped running sideways!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
just fuckin fair catch it for now on.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jacoby running backwards
he is not a playoff player
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Cut him. Cut him. I want that idiot cut NOW!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
This is the kind of shit I would expect from Steve Slaton!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
will this do?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Jacoby...
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
by DannyGraves on Jan 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
running backwards again
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Put anyone else back there
Jon Weeks would do as well
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Let J.J. Watt do it.
Great hands, nose for the end zone, etc.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Rec
if you don’t want to see Fucoby Jones in a Texans uniform next season.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions 13 recs
Not going to happen but I wish we could trade up for Justin Blackmon
he can return punts also
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST reply actions
YA KNOW
if the coaches didn’t like what jacoby does on punts(and I don’t), wouldn’t they tell him to stop or replace him? I’m not sure all this dancing and crap is all on him. The fumbles yeah, but not sure about the dancing.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I think Jacoby wants the Ravens to win
by TheDream34 on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Put Schaub in to return!
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Jacoby Jones
Must be a Ravens fan
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
play action would get them here i think. i know they talked arian at half.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
100 yards
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
IMPOSSIBLE
Faulk’d
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Most fans to ever watch the Ravens lose
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Good luck guys!
49er fan here. Stopped by during Nnamdi watch and you guys were awesome!
Your returner (Jones) seems to be having a lot of trouble today. Is that typical?
by brundylop on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
YES
but he is worse than usual
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
DONT. STOP. FEEDING. THE. BEEEEASSSTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST reply actions
Matt Stevens in his wheelchair would do a better job the Jacoby
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typically wades defense makes good adjustments in second half
Just need Yates to stop trying to throw to Ed Reed
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Smart play by Yates.
It wasnt there. Just throw it away.
it is legal to run on 3rd down...
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
shoulda ran it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions
Fuck dude
3 and out
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
D has their number at the moment, might be able to force Flaco in a mistake and get the short field
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Pick time
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
we NEED to generate some turnovers.
Come on D.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 1:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
come on texans. time to shine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions
That play works 80% of the time
gotta give credit to Balt on that one. Sucks, but smart to throw it away
Offseason step 1: Shoot JJ and Turk out of a cannon
Step 2: Pay Arian
That "underdog" video
Actually put me on the verge of tears. I love this team.
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
Matt Turk is a zmbie. no matter how much you think he's dead
he keeps coming back to this team. I believe in this team
come Joe
pick 6
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
TFL!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yeah!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
twss...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
WATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
chocolate pudding!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Let's keep it going!!!!!
And have a great 2nd half
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Love it!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
stick around.
you are good luck. we love having you here.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
only two? Gotta green this one...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
4 man rush can't be blocked, Ravens in a lot of trouble. WATTS is the man!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Honey badger don't care!
Honey badger don’t give a shit!!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
J.J. Watt
gives zero fucks about the Ravens’ guards.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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DEFENSE WILL NOT LET US DOWN!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Bring our Mcmannis
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Cam Newton may disagree
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
....Well..He caught it and ran forward.
I guess thats a double positive?
yup.
you are asking for too much
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
look at that
he ran forward for 3 yards
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
come on offense.
get your shit together. reward the d for playing great.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions
Yes Jacoby, you go FORWARD!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Jacoby back to basics on that one.
Thats how you recover from being flustered.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I don't care about long returns becuase the Ravens ST is pretty solid.
Just no more muffs and negative yards.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
no joke
Just run FORWARD Jacoby!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Flacco is overwhelmed Rice can't get going.. Offense needs to drop a TD on them.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Call me crazy
But I bet Jacoby breaks one at some point.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Crazy talk.
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
by RocketsAstros on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Crazy
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Jacoby is improving on each return.
By the next 2 or 3 returns he’ll take it to the house?
by jkcheng122 on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions
HONEY BADGER DON:T GIVE A SHIT
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
jacoby aunt jemimah jones
should be left in M&T bank stadium after the Texans win this game & let the Ravens take their anger out on him
TJ to AJ
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Sur[rise
Another VIckers blown block
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Nice!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Yates
just made a play that Matt Schaub could not have.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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yeah but schuab isn't as good at trying to force the ball to andre
no wait
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Well played.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Imagine what he will be like in 2-3 years
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
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True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
&%$*!
Dierdorf and gumball…what did I do to deserve listening to these 2?
by Hangbok on Jan 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
2010 now them
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
No roughing the passer?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
welll..
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
TJ nice pass to Walter!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Can't believe how well you guys are doing with an UDFA #3 QB right now
Gonna be scary for a few more seasons (hell, maybe even this one)
he was a fifth rounder
Foster was undrafted
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Beautiful throw.
Now someone take me to the hospital.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Best line of the day...
“Somebody needs to tell TJ Yates that he’s a rookie”
Fuck you Dierdorf!
I drink you milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
Harbaugh looks stressed
either he’s constipated or he’s worried about the Texans’ offense staying on the field
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions
Flaco looks like a 70's porn star, lol get the first Texans
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
not a great throw
but stills urpsided andre doesn’t pull that down
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Damn
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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Dre shoulda had that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Oh, goody, empty backfield.
That always turns out well.
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It was perfect actualy.
You had Suggs on AJ..
Except for that whole catching thing.
I thought that was going to make it
You folks still got this !
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Jan 15, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK THAT LOOKED GOOD
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
damn!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
so much promise
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Goddammit!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
because it becomes a 1 point game
and it was 50 yards, we should be able to kick 50 yarders damnit
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
but our D has also been holding them, pin them
instead of giving great field position.
All well, I can see going for it as an option, just sucks.
Not with wind and 30-degree temp.
At 50 degrees, I agree. When it’s that cold, though, you punt there.
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Turn over time, Pressure INT
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
come on d. pick six time
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions
30 fucking degrees.
Why would you kick that?
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There is that angle.
Kinda damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don’t, I guess.
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funny.
on madden 12, the commentators mention that rackers has one of the strongest legs in the league…
Any Given Sunday'd
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insert twss here
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ok D. Get a turnover
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
hoping Foster can break a long run soon. The holes are there
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
if only vickers would hit one player foster would be gone.
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
come on guys. gotta keep believing.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions
i honestly feel bad for our defense right now.p
Playing lights outs and not much to show for it.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yes he is
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta finish when you get there
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Damn.
D Line getting alittle aggressive. Gotta get push UP the middle.
Fuck that.
Stop them here.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Every time Flacco snaps the ball
I was screaming, “Kill him! KILL HIM!” Until my 2 year old little girl just said it. When I looked at her, she looked all innocent and said, “Go Texans…”
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
The D isn't playing around
We got thia
by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The D isn't playing around
We got thia
by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow
I would double post a typo. I’d care if I hadn’t had so many beers
by winohamster on Jan 15, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hold them
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
stupid mistake
Pin them deep in a close game
Rackets has been too inconsistent to trust him there.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Nice push off Evans, you fuck
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why are they getting so lucky?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
One handed grab......
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
We did.
Second quarter by Foster.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
bleeep! can you cuss here? circus catch. Tighten up D
I see I see. mother fucker!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
And no boobs.
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I like that, y'all dont allow Dirty Bird fans here. Noice
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
just like last game.
Fucking stupid move Kubiak.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
What the fuck?
can’t catch a break
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
how lucky are they going to be!?
3 fumbles, 0 lost fumbles
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions
That catch was not luck....
Stop complaining
Seriously??
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
bow up D, they should kick it but I think they will go for it also
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Only late in the game, I think.
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Stuff them
Cause they are gonna go for the throat
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Stuff it!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Great D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
nice!!!
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
BRICK WALL MOTHERFUCKER
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
STUFFEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
avoid a safety now!
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions
Huge stuff!
And that’s why you kick the field goal
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FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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Awesome D!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
my exact reaction on that last run...
“Uch… WAIT! WHAT?!?!?!”
"So, do you think of like, poetry while you're running? Like, you just running downfield and you just like, making a haiku?" - Brian Cushing
by CanadaGoose on Jan 15, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I can't handle this.
I’m having a heart attack.
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
come on offense, give your defense seven points.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions
Still the right playcall for Harbaugh.
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YEAH
I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT TOO. BUT SUCK IT RAVENS
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
For enthusiastic drunkenness.
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disagree
In a tough game like this I think you take the points.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Make it, you're up 11.
Miss it, you’re daring a rookie QB to go 99 yards. Kicking from there is only worth about 1 point after you factor in the kickoff.
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make the field goal you are up 7 with the best defense in the league against a rookie who has managed one td do far.
I’ll take the guarantee in a low scoring game every time.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They aren't the best defense in the league.
And Foster has the most rushing yards in Ravens playoff history.
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Man What a great Defense
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Rec'DDDDDDD!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Now, just move the ball methodically
and don’t do anything Jacobian.
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Quinn is
all up in ray Lewis’s face!! I love the attitude and fight in this team!
I drink your milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
If Ray Rice wasn't 4 foot 7
he might have had a chance
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Who has THE defense in this game?
We do!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
time to drive...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Can not
be held to three and out here. Can not.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
OK
SMART ball now. We can move it down the field, but we’ve gotta be smart with it. I BELIEVE!
Great stop!!!!!
First play, QB sneak to get out of the end one. Next play Arian Foster screen pass right for 97 yards! Mark it down!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
2nd ranked D
nailed it
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Get out of our Endzone!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Yeah Dre's speed isn't there
either it’s his injury or his age
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions
bleh
wanted them to take another shot. please don’t fuck us turk
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
fuck, that is the benefit of not getting the touchdown
awful field position
well at least they didnt score
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Once the first down play didnt work
Drive was all about not giving up 2
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
That's the advantage of going for it there even if you get stuffed
great field position on next drive
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions
not bad considering, Defense has their number--don't let UP!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Dangerous times here.
Hopefully our D can make them move backwards or maybe we can actually recover a fumble.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
FUCK YOU DIERDORK!!!!!!!!!
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm calling it...
TO on this drive.
I drink your milkshake Eli!!!!!!!
by TexasOilman84 on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
>>>>>>THIS<<<<<<<
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
cushing: make me proud to be wearing your jersey!
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions
Win or lose I love this team. Especially this year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Jan 15, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
nope might be time for him now
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
He's been in but Yates threw it each time
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
No need with Foster doing Foster things
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
needs to make 30 carries....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
4th quarter thread?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions
http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/15/2709423/open-game-day-thread-texans-ravens-fourth-quarter
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Get a stop D. Offense has got to do something---a drive at the least to change field position--on the next drive. Get in the game again
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Lopez tweet so true
The two places you wish the Next Man Up could have played — punt returns and cornerback opposite J.Joseph.
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