Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Ravens, Fourth Quarter
The last fifteen minutes of the Texans' season? I certainly hope not.
Let's do this. NOW.
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LET'S GO D!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
lulz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
I just gotta say
Win or Lose, I am so proud of this team minus Jacoby Jones.
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 15, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions
Let's do this!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
More towns should be named
for pillaging murderers.
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I guess ass pillaging counts.
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what the fuck is this
isn’t this what halfitme is for?
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
this it it.
real men step up. cowards go into the fetal. what will this team be?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM CST reply actions
Fine with me.
Let the D rest for a couple extra minutes.
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can we use one of them to replace our kicker/punter right now?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM CST reply actions
LETS*
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
The hell...
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
I want a INT right here
Like very next play
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
NO MORE SCREENS FOR YOU
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Jan 15, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Why couldn't he fumble there?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
3 AND OUT!
come on we need a decent return
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions
score a TD Texans
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Good stop.
Now go get a fucking touchdown!
Take the ball and shove it down their fucking throats!!
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Good job Jacoby
/sarcasm implied
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Eggscellent job there jacoby...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Can someone find my heart?
It pumped right out of my chest a few minutes ago…
Big drive gotta come now
no more fg’s
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
Offensive line needs to have the drive of their life.
Guards need to get to the second level.
Vickers needs to knock someone’s thigh pad out.
Lets get 6 here please
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
twss...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Okay, Mike...need a little LaLa here...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
has tate had a single carry?
might be too late to get him involved :-/
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Unleash the Juggernaut already!
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
So, its quite possible
to just have a 13 minute TD drive, right?
Nice patience Foster.
He wanted to cut back left so bad but took the 5 yard gain.
Good runs!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Good Lord, where did you guys find Foster?
Makes art out of the game.
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Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I fucking love Foster
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With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Crap.
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Close to breaking one. Come on offense!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Boy really short armed
blew a first down
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions
Son of a bitch.
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Helmet to helmet?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
It was
But I have no issues with it not being called
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
hate turk
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Helmet to Helmet is ok if your a Raven
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HORRIBLE PUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
my god could we do any worse than Turk
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions
Chad Stanley?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
At this point
I’d call that matchup too close to call.
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/turk'd
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
SHANK
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
There's the Turk we know.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And there's the Matt Turk we all know and wish would get hit by a bus.
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D has to hold up. Been playing great. Stop them
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Dammit Turk!
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The closer to the end we get
the more I want to stab Jacoby Jones to death.
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could've been helmet-to-helmet on pollard
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
by TheLastDynasty on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Still. Better field position. And the defense got a little breather.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
We have to get something goin on offense.
Tight ends need to get open or something.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
At least that ball went 35 yards.
I thought it was going 3.5 when it came off his foot.
Only Foster is doing anything on offense
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Fuck , cut Turk and J Jones NOW just go for it on 4th down and fuck punting
by Wildone357 on Jan 15, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Only way we win is off a turnover
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Why no screens to Foster ?
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I saw 2 earlier
both behind the line of scrimmage
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
RandyMcIlvoy (Randy McIlvoy)
congrats to @ArianFoster ..most rushing yds in his first two post season games in NFL history. #kprctexans #texans
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions
officially tired of the state farm commercials
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions
The Raji one
is the only one that is funny. The other two are stupid.
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Gotta give Arian the ball...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Anyone else have butterflies?

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Fuck yea
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yup
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FUCK YEAH
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
<3 Watt
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
J.J. WATT IS A BEAST
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
SHUT THEM UP!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Choclate pudding again
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Watts is a bad man! He might win it
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
JJ Watt will kick your ass
But he will NOT take your name
Fuck the restraining order!
I love you J.J. Watt!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
JJ is a beast

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Why?
Why Why Why Why Why Why.
IF YOU RAN FORWARD HE COULDA BEEN BLOCKED!
GeEZUS.
Momma that go that man again!
JJ Watt!!!!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:38 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Brooks "long hair, don't care" Reed
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Jacoby is a waste
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
We need a new punt returner
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
We need to score!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Shaun COsy and Kareem Jackson are smiling now
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Cody has gotten a pass from me lately.
The run D is amazing and his videos are hilarious
by _empty on Jan 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Can we put McManis in for punt returns again...PLEEEEEEEEEZ!
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
We should really just clean house with special in the offseason
we can do better than Marciano
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:39 PM CST reply actions
patience...
Arian is due
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jacoby the only punt returner I've ever seen that tries to avoid ALL contact. Ridiculous.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
because he is not in Houston yet
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Jacoby Jones is the reason we are losing right now.
Never forget that.
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How can one JJ
be so good, and the other suck so bad, on the same team? Jacoby needs to have a j taken away.
Jacoby Jones has as many return yards as I do today
Maybe less
by LouisianaTexan on Jan 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Jesus I wish we would move Mario inside.
Look at the havoc Watt is able to cause from that spot? Keep Barwin and Reed on the outside, goddamn!
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Time is short, get in the game offense!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Bill Simmons nailed it
sportsguy33 (Bill Simmons)
Probably a bad sign for Baltimore’s Super Bowl chances that their best player today is Jacoby Jones.
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Great way to start a drive
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FFS
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Miss block there
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yates needs to learn how to throw a screen.
That is killing us.
Fuck you Dierdorf!!
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And that's why we haven't seen screens.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jacoby Jones recovers the fumble!
Oh the irony!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
What the fuck?!?!?!
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Redemption
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Jacoby did something right!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
ther's Jones contribution to the game today ;(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Woah, lucky there. Get a first
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by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
WOW!!!! There the fumble recovery
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
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Jacoby Jones.
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by MDC on Jan 15, 2012 2:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Best play Jacoby had made all day
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by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
karma....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dammit....
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
FUCK
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
God. Damn. It.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Catch a break damnit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FUCKKKK
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by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
gotta take a shot there
no where else for him to go with that
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Terrell Suggs
Is hereby referred to as “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”
Steer the Steers of Steel to steal victory from the jaws of defeat!
2010 Texans = 2011 Aggies
2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?
...punt...can still do this!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I guess I can live with that one, ...Turk wouldn't have gotten it any further
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Triple Coverage!!!
Really Yates!?
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by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Bad bad bad pass. Let's go D! Turnover if u can
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by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Like I said, if the D doesn't give us a short field, we lose
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
D get a turnover
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Get rid of Jacaby!
We have to score. Not run backwards,
Michell was getting bear hug
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Watts almost got his arm
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Okay. Now I'm worried.
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Wow they were holding
like no one’s business on that completion. Who is 92 for us? Mitchell?
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
go ahead...put it on the ground...just one more time.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
4+ min to go. Stop them
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
3 fumbles bounced their way
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
by RocketsAstros on Jan 15, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Turnover please?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
dammit
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
no penalties on ravens all day? wtf? home town reffing
by tuzday_mourning on Jan 15, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions
There has been very few thrown in total
I like it. PI could have been called vs both teams but the refs are letting them get away with some stuff. How football should be played instead of the zebras acting like a 12th man.
Ugh, just ugh
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions
When in doubt...
Throw it at Kareem!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
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by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:47 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
not a bad idea
give em a rest
double check the strategy
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Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Why did I put my AFC South Champs shirt on?
I jinxed this shit up!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
you're good so far...
the game is playing out here…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Get up on those receivers corners, stop the run most likely
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
FUCK JACOBY
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Seriously. His idiocy is too much to excuse at this point in his 'career'
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Also no penalties on the Ravens
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
yep
Ravens have 0 penalties too
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Ravens have fumbled
just have not lost them
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty much.
ST and our QB are killing us. I love Yates but he’s a little over matched today.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'll take it
Go Pats. Celtics. Red Sox. Bruins.
Brady. Pierce. Thomas. How you doing?
Never fumbles
Twice all year I believe and they were both in one game.
I think allen woulda jumped that route
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
I'm not ready for the season to be over dammit!
Get the damn ball!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
No cushion, good
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No shame if we end up losing.
We outplayed Baltimore big time in most areas. Jacoby’s idiotic fumble was huge and TJ has made some very poor throws today. Nice to see how incredible our defense is though.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Definitely...
But it’s not over yet.
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hell yeah! Stop that clock
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nice
One more chance
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
If the Ravens weren't dumb, Houston could have no timeouts right now
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Ravens got Cameron'd....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Good stop, Texans have life. Miss this kick
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
fuck you jacoby jones!
He needs to be gone next year.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 15, 2012 2:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
If only Jacoby didn't mess up
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
by RocketsAstros on Jan 15, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Cody jumped over the snapper
And then the guard jumped and tackled him.
Kinda funny.
And for all of you who will say 'go for 2' if we manage a TD, let me be the first to say....
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
No
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Wont be easy, get it done Texans
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
You know what time it is?
It’s Tebow TJ Time!
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
OK Offense
let’s get going
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
If we lose, it's lost on ST.
by jkcheng122 on Jan 15, 2012 2:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Come on TJ
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Down
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
win or lose
I have never been more proud of the effort today
by Hangbok on Jan 15, 2012 2:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
A.J is a beast
Easily down by contact.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
i really hope that knee touched, he landed on the player
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions
Any calls for these horse collars and helmet tackles? No? ooooooooook?
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
By a mile
Ravens can’t get quite that lucky today.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
I don't get why we aren't doubling Andre.
Or at least put Webb on him….
Dorfmeister, praying, hoping, they'll overturn and call it a fumble
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Knee down man down, TJ seizing the opportunity, seize it!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This game will be the death of me.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I don't see why
they are allowing a helmet tackle. How is that legal?
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
7 comeing right here !
you folks got this , i busted out the good ju ju
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Jan 15, 2012 2:57 PM CST reply actions
I think the calls have been pretty even so far
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
shoulda been dippin more dammit
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Jan 15, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
DIERDORK DOESN'T THINK ANDRE WAS DOWN
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Jan 15, 2012 2:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
DIERDORK DOESN'T THINK ANDRE WAS DOWN
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Jan 15, 2012 2:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Get in that endzone Texans!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
lol gtfo
ed reed is average at best now. and Lewis is just as bad as Big Ben as a person.
minus the emotion though. good game,good win, I wont be rooting for your team. However it doesn’t really matter your team won, mine lost. if you go all the way congrats.
Fuck
Knew he would get one at some time
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
shit
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Fuck. Ballgame.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
What the fuck!
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 2:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Damnit TJ
and we didn’t use Foster on that drive at all =/
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 2:58 PM CST reply actions
WHY THROW THAT?
I CAN HAZ NO IDEA
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
thats on Kubiak
why the fuck are you throwing a doubled covered Andre when one of them is Reed? Its a terrible playcall
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
At first my thinking was that Jacoby cost us the game
Now I am thinking it is both Jacoby and Yates
I don't think the refs did bad.
we got calls that went our way too.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
Someone post that F*ck I'm going deep post!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 2:59 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Find OD dammit!!!
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
I was just saying - run Foster
Then the pass… oh well
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Kub fail
sorry, I know the koolaid crowd loves him, but there was no reason for that pass happy drive.
Damn =(
Oh well, great season and we have what could be the best defense in the NFL. With better / healthy QB play next year we have as good a chance as any team to get to the Superbowl.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 3:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Great year
what a run. Next year could be one hell of a year if we’re healthy.
He went for AJ
Your best player has to make a play. Didnt happen.
too early to make that call
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yates is a rookie
and he played like one today. Too bad for the Texans. Next year with Schaub they will be in the Superbowl
Watts miracle! But tough loss Texans. Hope y'all did not drink as much as I did yesterday.
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 3:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yates is going to be the goat for this one
He basically threw 6 ints.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
I still blame Jacoby
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
We have OD and KW
we should not be a 1D team.
Either way, this just shows why we need another star WR that can prevent the defense from solely focusing on Andre Johnson
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions
Bad decision making by the QB.
He was forcing it all day. He had 4 INT’s dropped in the first half.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
that's game. better luck next year.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions
horrible fucking awareness by yates (yes i know he's been doing well)
but this loss was on him & jacoby muffmaster jones
No it's mainly on Yates today.
But as a rookie it was kinda expected.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Exactly
you can expect a rookie 3rd string 5th round draft pick to have issues with the Ravens defense.
Absolutely no excuse for Jacoby Jones to play like complete horseshit today
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
The thing that hurts
Is I think we were the better overall team. It all came down to turnovers.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
Foster better lay Jacoby out
in the locker room
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
You don't win playoff games
with 4 turnovers. To be this close shows how good a team they are. Will be scary good next year if injuries don’t decimate again.
Exactly...
It’s disappointing, but they put up a hell of a run. You can only be proud of what they accomplished
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dammit!
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Still love em
what a great year through so much pain.
#alwayslovetexans
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
He did not make it.
"I wanted to do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things and drive into a car."
by PurplePeopleEaters on Jan 15, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Despite this result..
Raise your hand if youre proud of this team.
by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 3:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
raised.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
raised.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We could have won this game despite our QB play had it not been for one of the all time dumbest plays in NFL playoff history
and I say that as an understatement.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Two INT's turned into 14 points.
Take the muff away we still lose.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
We'll be better next year
but the AFC will never be weaker than it is now
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
So you're saying there's a chance...
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Not over, fellas.
"I wanted to do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things and drive into a car."
by PurplePeopleEaters on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Vonta lol
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Holy fuck if they punted
And jacoby ran it back for a TD id shit myself and send it to Harbaugh.
by GatorTD on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
ok Jacoby here's your chance. Stop dancing and run!!!
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
put manning back there
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM CST reply actions
Jacoby for a TD?
*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Jan 15, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
oh wow
Guess TJ gets one more chance. For a miracle.
The "no penalties" thing is on the refs not the Ravens
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Fuck Jacoby Jones
I’m proud of the rest of the team. The defense was amazing today
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
fuck that's still better than Jacoby touching it
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
That was so close to getting blocked
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
Oh sure, give me a faint glimmer of hope.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Let's go Texans
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 3:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yes he did
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
come on tj
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
No problem with that call
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
hurts...
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
why not go for the First?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FIRE KUBIAK!
Can’t make a rookie QB a pro bowler? He sucks!
Questionable play call but meh. He got it there and Walter had a chance at it.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Why?
Why?! You needed two fucking yards!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
exactly
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Good game, fellas.
You guys have nothing to be ashamed of. The Texans are one heck of a football team. Awesome play on Houston’s OL and DL made the game much, much closer than I expected, but ultimately, it boiled down to QB experience—just like many of us Ravens fans were predicting.
That was a big factor in this game—experience. The Ravens didn’t make any mistakes or turn the ball over while the Texans made several critical mistakes and had a few bad penalties.
Good luck in the off-season. We’ll be seeing you in the playoffs for years to come.
^^
Yea, do us a service and beat down the Pats.
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 15, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Walter had a chance at that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Well that's that. Good try, good year Texans
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 3:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Should have been Pass interference
"Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, suck my d–k" - Bill Belichick
The Ryan Brothers: Two brother's who never played a down as an NFL player, Yet feel the need to trash talk like they are in the Hall Of Fame
For what it's worth
Walter dropped it.
Ok, good season guys. You gave the Ravens all you can handle. On top of that, Reed looks hurt now. I like the Pats’ chances against them.
Go Pats. Celtics. Red Sox. Bruins.
Brady. Pierce. Thomas. How you doing?
Thanks : )
Go Pats. Celtics. Red Sox. Bruins.
Brady. Pierce. Thomas. How you doing?
Keep your head up guys, you guys have a great team and a special defense out there and have nothing to be sad about.in Houston.
Hopefully, my Titans can give you guys a stronger challenge for the division title next year.
by infinitystealth on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions
We may lose, but goddammit, we'll take all them down with us!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
but first
let’s kill jacoby
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
First act of our post season...
CUT JACOBY JONES…
by SkycatF14 on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I guess it's time to get prepared for baseball season
/puts on 1965 throwback Astros cap
//cries a little on the inside
///goes to the Crawfish Boxes to soothe the pain
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
oh god...baseball
lets hope the rockets give us something to feel good about cause I don’t think the Astros will till they get their farm system going for a couple years.
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Jacoby
The end
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
Co-signed.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Great game
But nobody beat the Ravens in Baltimore. Undefeated at home this season.
Name one play that should have been a penalty
They played clean. We played like an inexperienced team in the playoffs on the road
helmet to helmet?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Boldin slamming Allen's head on the ground... 15yds...
by jkcheng122 on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
thank Jacoby
He is the reason you won
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Jan 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oh please
Flacco looked like shit and your defense was bending like crazy. You were basically the recipient of an inexperienced QB. I don’t think you have a chance against the Pats next week, and I’m not bitter when I say that, I just don’t think your team played well today.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
The Texans have a great rushing game so I'll take holding you to 13 points any day
As far as the Pats, we beat them in playoffs on the road before and we will have a shot at it again. The Texans defense is better than the Pats.
by RavensBlogger on Jan 15, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
You'll have to play better than today
Because Brady won’t throw all those picks. I’m not shit talking, being serious. Congrats on the win, but temper your expectations a bit.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
It might suck now
but your future is BRIGHT. You guys are built to own the AFC South for the next few years.
This was a hell of a season
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I'll tell you one thing
Texans Defense > Ravens Defense
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
This was obvious today
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
How you figure? Ravens scored more points and forced more turnovers
by RavensBlogger on Jan 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
Look at the whole game
If not for Jacoby’s fumble – score woulda been tied – Ravens D had nothing to do with that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Take off your homer glasses
and you will see turnovers that were gift wrapped from an inexperienced QB making poor throws. You didn’t force those turnovers. You got no sacks, Foster ran all over you, and Andre had a good game. Our defense was all over Flacco and stuffed Rice repeatedly. We stuffed you on 4th and inches twice. Our defense easily outplayed yours.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
sized it up well. and a rec for you!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jacoby needs to be cut, did absolutely nothing but hurt the team.
Fumbles and shitty returning.
by fgp on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
And why the fuck was Dre not in on the hail mary.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Probably hoping to draw defensders away?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Seems reasonable...
But your all pro wr doesn’t have a chance to go up and get. I don’t get that one bit.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Congrats on a great season guys
Based on the talent you have, and what the Titans, Jaguars, and Colts are looking like, you should get a few more chances in the coming years.
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
So we lose by 1 (uno) Jacoby Jones touchdown
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Good season, guys.
We fought until the last fucking second.
Proud of every single guy. Even Jacoby.
I know I'm as proud of this team as I can be...
But I feel sick right now.
Arian looked lkke he wanted to kill someone on the sideline
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
this guy?

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
I'm willing to bet
He can’t show his face in Houston
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
fuck you jacoby
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby "Romo" Jones.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
The line forms behind me.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
DEAD MAN WALKING!
He needs to just take the next two weeks and go over to a third world country where he’s not recognized.
…and catch a fatal disease too
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Ravens scored 17pts off of our turnovers.
Killed ourselves guys. Ravens did a great job of capitalzing on our turnovers.
i am confident this team will fuck everryone in their path next year.
a better back up qb
a healthy starter
a beast at running back
jacoby cut on the flight back
and a whole year and a new draft under wade.
im super fucking excited for 2012 – 2013
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
assuming Wade is here
if he’s not, don’t be surprised if we take a step back
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
i dont think he'll leave this season
i think he will give it one more year.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm thinking
Kareem Jackson
Jacoby Jones
Should just be out right cut, so we can sign some actual talent
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
by WreckNTexan on Jan 15, 2012 3:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I'll Add Kevin Walters to that mix...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
He will be a great WR3
True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?
Kareem played better than I thought he would
But we need a #2 Wr and a #2 cb in the draft
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
another cb ?
i cant see us taking another cb high in the draft
by nigeriantexan on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
CB is the biggest need on defense. Allen would be great at nickel. Even the NTs got better by seasons end
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Allen would be terrible in the nickel
You can’t give 15 yard cushions to slot receivers.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
He was playing up in Boldin's face and did pretty good I thought
…but agreed on the cushion.
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
CB is a huge need, even if you like Kareem
we have no depth there. But mostly, we gotta get better than Kareem
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
4 turnovers
when that happens its like ice skating uphill
Good learning experience for Yates. He locked in to much today but he's got potential.
And now maybe some people will appreciate Schaub a little more.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Well it's officially basketball season.....
Good game, even better season! Teams better not sleep on these Texans! Proud of my squad!!!
Now……Go Spurs Go!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
No bleach after this one.
No promises though, if Jacoby Jones isn’t released.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
rookie played like a rookie but...
Loved the effort from everybody, this team held there own today and will feed off the experience and will be in the Super Bowl next year!
by Hangbok on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
He took his shots.
No sacks, and at least we didn;t die from excessively conservative play calling
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Great Year Texans!
Sorry it had to end. Defense, and Arian played like Champions. TJ played like a rookie. As for Jacoby, my momma taught me if you can’t say nothing nice…
You Texans fans are class
and you have nothing to be ashamed of. Both the Texans and my Broncos made it farther than anyone thought and hopefully our respective teams continue to progress, just be nice to Mormon missionaries in your fair city because one of them is my sister :)
Brad James
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With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!
by the new Bradfather on Jan 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST reply actions
yeah i can see a bright future for both teams next year
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
i think we get the edge over the ravens
if Ray Lewis and Ed Reed retire, we can take the number 2 seed next year im sure of it
by nigeriantexan on Jan 15, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
different season next year
things change but if everyone comes back i can definitely see them playing into the afc championship game. with mario and matt back along with foster our chances definitely improve.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
go away
Ray lewis and Ed Reed did not beat us. To suggest that we need them to retire for us to win really diminishes us.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Man, what a wonderful ride!
Thank you, Texans for a wonderful season of football. Our boys went down swinging. I am sick about he loss, but House Money.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
by PygmyStone on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I went back and replayed the last play
Kevin Walter could have easily caught that ball, but he turned his head AWAY! The ball bounced off his left shoulder.
JACOBY JONES and KAREEM JACKSON both need to be cut NOW!
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Kareem wasn't horrible today
Jacoby needs to go though
by A Mar on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone please add Rackers and our senior citizen punter.
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
good point
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
That was a tough one
We have a lot to look forward to though. The next 5-10 years are going to be exciting.
by Chris McC on Jan 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Simple enough we lost because of turnovers.A muffed punt and a QB who was a little overwhelmed.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
i dont know what happened to owen but he should have been involved more in the play calling
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions
He might have been, but Yates looked locked in on one WR on almost every throw.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
by Xiane on Jan 15, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
inexperience
its the one thing Schaub really has over him, and its what really matters in the playoffs.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
Yeah the pass protection today was so much better than i thought it would be.
Schaub would have had a great day today.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
To be honest I think Yates zoned in on Andre
He wasn’t spreading the ball around like the offense usually does.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
ZERO Casey, and not enough OD
And can we FINALLY end the BS arguments about Jacoby Jones and Kevin Walter combining to be worth anything as #2?
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Walter is expendible...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
time to shave playoff beard
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions
well ill be cheering for the pats now.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nope, hate these two north east teams. It's all NFC now (which makes me sick as hell)
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
i'll be for Green Bay
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
i was talking about the afc.
but yeah i would like pack vs pats.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Baltimore will not beat the Pats if I they play like they did today....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Yeah, will go something like 31-10 I'm thinking
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hope Baltimore gets healthy... I want them to beat the Pats...
because I hate NE, and it means we would have been that close to being in the Superbowl…
Watching Baltimore play is like watching paint dry.....
I respect the fact that they beat Houston to advance to the AFC title game, but they don’t represent the AFC well…
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
im sorry
im rooting for the pack, provided they win today of course
I hope everyone realizes how important Shaub is now.
Still, the Texans played tough the whole game. I’m not ashamed of the effort our guys put in.
I’m damn excited for next year.
by jwtheman on Jan 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.
I’m proud of the effort today, considering it looked like a blowout in the first quarter.
Next season, we’re taking the AFC.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yah, lots of character shown in the 2nd qtr
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I think Yates could be better than Schaub in a couple years
but Matt’s experience factor would have been key today.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
Aside from the one shank
I thought Turk did alright. He hit that 45+ from the end zone
"You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?"
by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
We need to draft a WR early in the draft.
And then we need to show Jacoby the door. He hasn’t shown any progress at all.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Jan 15, 2012 3:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lets trade him to an arena football team or UFL... LMAO
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Fuck that, send him to the BE-SFs.
A team where we can feel free to loathe him as much as we like.
by Kiratomi on Jan 15, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha....I used to defend Jacoby because of his punt return ability.
Not anymore. 2 steps forward, 3 (or more) steps back
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 15, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Frustrating second half...
This game was winnable, but I’ve already made peace with this loss. The defense played out of their minds, but the offense couldn’t get it done (minus Foster, of course). Hopefully this puts an end to any talk of Yates starting over Schaub.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Jan 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Go Pats
I’m a big Gronkowski fan. And where the fuck was James Casey today?
You're breaking my heart, you're tearin' it apart, so f**k you - Harry Nilsson
remember
Turk only hear because Hartmann was hurt
A hurt hartman is better than a healthy turk
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Man I love Ray Lewis.
So classy, one of the greatest ever. I am rooting for the Ravens next week; let’s show America that defense can still show up in the NFL.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Jan 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Post game thread
Here.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Imagine next season when we can rotate Mario, Barwin, and Reed to keep them fresh :)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Kubiak has this team
headed in the right direction. As long as Wade sticks around, they will get to the final destination, which is the Superbowl, Baby! Wait till next year!
Bahaaaa!
As a Colts fan…It’s nice to see our little brother get their butt kicked today. The Texans Defense is great. Too bad you guys had to go up against the Ravens.Im pretty sure you could have gotten a win against the Broncos. Can’t wait to see Peyton Manning get Kubiak and Phillips fired next season. Colts 2012-2013 Superbowl CHAMPS!
classless POS
GFY and DIAF
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
As a Colts fan
the only little brother you have now is a Pewee team. You should probably be looking for a rock to hide under about now.
The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.
by DaGoaT on Jan 15, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
pic included

First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
let us know how you really feel memo!!
“i feel pretty, oh so pretty…”
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
GO DRAFT THIS GUY NOW!!!

Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Move up to get him
It’s not like we have a volume need in the draft.
Trade and get him. Same speed and size as ’Dre
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
No
Speed is an issue
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Blackmon?!!!
make it happen
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Prefer this guy

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
LOVE our chances next year!
We should be solid at every position… perhaps shore up our WR corps (especially after demoting Jumbaco Jones to the practice squad).
It is upsetting to know that they were so close.
I know TJ could have played better, but Jacoby really put this team in a hole early and they couldn’t get out. This Defense couldn’t have played better and still that wasn’t enough to make up for those early mistakes. Luck was on the side of the Ravens today, and it clearly played a major role in today’s game. These two teams were pretty evenly matched, and it showed. This was a great game. I still love this team and can not wait to start next season when our boys can prove once again that they can play with the big boys and win. Go Texans!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Think of it this way...
Even if the Colts get Manning back 100%, and the Titans get CJ back 100%… I feel like we’ll still have no problems making another division clinching run next year. And the even better news? I don’t see either of those things happening!
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 15, 2012 3:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Lots of bad luck as well
what are the odds that the Ravens fumble it 3 times and recover all of them.
Our defense was fantastic, but 0 forced turnovers. Turnovers matter. The Ravens played better than us defensively because they got 3 interceptions.
by goingforthecorner on Jan 15, 2012 3:27 PM CST reply actions
JJ Watt!
12 tackles, 9 solo, 2.5 sacks, 3TFL, and 3 QB hits. Man is a beast, and a rookie. Sky is the limit for him, and this Texans team.
This stings
But I cannot be more proud of this team. Mistakes made yes, but damn if we weren’t in this thing until the end. We may have lost this game, but we will be back. Im proud to call myself a Texan fan.
by SeattleTexanFan on Jan 15, 2012 3:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
You know what...........You guys had a great season!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m urked that I will watch another Super Bowl that doesn’t matter..
You team gave the Ravens all they could handle…with a Rookie QB that made some glaring mistakes….and it still came down to the last play.
Think about this…………Next year you will be one of the favorites to go to the Super Bowl!!
My Broncos need at least two more good drafts to be a contender but you guys are there!!!


Have a Great Off Season!!!!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jan 15, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thanks Mike
You are class and always a blessing to have with us.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Amen!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Mike
If we ever have the chance to meet, I’ll offer a hearty handshake and a nice cold beverage to you sir.
2012 for Texans and Broncos to dominate the AFC!
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
Under 90 yards..
We hold them to under 90 yards rushing, have nearly 100 more total offensive yards and all that there is to show for it is a loss. I don’t want to be angry, but TJ completely regressed before our eyes in this game.
Don't be angry
He was a rookie. Since next year has already begun for the Texans now, he is no longer a rookie.
TJ had too much on his plate
Not just all the pressure, but having to play behind due to that abysmal play by Jones… still, he needs several more years under Schaub and company before he can really become our franchize qb… he got some time in the frying pan this year, hopefully he learns and appreciates it, and humbly goes back to wearing the hat on the sideline next season, ever ready to come in again (only hopefully because we’re kicking the crap out of the opponents)
Starting to feel just a bit better now...
… just realizing how much we overcame this season, and how close we have gotten… WITH OUR 3RD STRING QB!!! I think this is the start of a South Texas dynasty! This will be our decade! Multiple consecutive playoff runs, bringing the Lombardi trophy to Houston for the first time ever, IT WILL HAPPEN!!!
Get the bleach ready!
The Asstros begin play in 3 months
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
TJ Yates
gets a pass. Good kid, faced incredible odds and was totally serviceable and honorable.
Jacoby Jones and Kevin Walter need to clean dishes for 9 months and MAYBE stay on the practice squad.
Week 19 Texans > Week 6 Texans….and I can’t wait to see the look on some Ravens faces when that reality hits home!
So, I was optimistic through the 3 losses at the end. I KNEW the Texans would come through and play hard in the playoffs.
After the Fuckstomping of the Bengals I just KNEW we would be in the AFC championship game. But, Jacoby threw us in a hole at the beginning and we couldn’t cover enough ground to make up for it. I hope they leave his sorry ass in Baltimore. T.J. did not play near what he is capable of. But he is a rookie and I figured that would be an issue.
Yates should have been benched inregular season.
Yates sucks and I cannot believe Kubiak would not go with an experienced pro QB for the playoffs and the regular season. Houston’s points per game dropped in half once Yates took over. Thanks Kubiak for your hard headiness playing a QB no one would have ever drafted but you.

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