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Thank You, Texans Rookies

I have no images of these three rookies together in the same shot.  Instead, here's an image of something that could have also sacked Joe Flacco too, had he not missed the plane to Baltimore.

Rivers' exquisitely crafted note of gratitude to Wade Phillips gave us an idea. For the next several days, we'll periodically be posting entries thanking various people who had a hand in making the Texans' 2011 season as enjoyable as it was. The season's over, which blows, but there's a lot to appreciate, and it's a loooooong offseason, so let's do take a minute to say thank you.

Watching the NFL Draft as a Texans fan has always been something of a rite of passage. Until recently, the high point of every season in this team's history has come in April when the commissioner would announce the next, newest Houston Texan. Previous drafts have left fans wanting to kick puppies, drive into oncoming traffic, or drive freshly-kicked puppies into oncoming traffic (Travis Johnson and C.C. Brown say hi).

Last year was not one of those drafts. Last year's draft was responsible for netting the team three rookies, in particular, who played integral roles to the team's success this year. Without these three players, this dream season doesn't happen, so I want to take a moment to thank them individually for battlin' when they were needed most this season.

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J.J. Watt

First off, thank you for just generally being a great human being. Even during the offseason, your tireless efforts to help others like the Berry children, starting a foundation even before you entered the draft, and helping kids learn about the effects of playing in extreme heat and how to avoid heatstroke made it incredibly easy to root for your success.

Thank you for playing as fearlessly and effectively at defensive end as a Houston Texan as you did when you devoured the souls of offensive linemen during your time at Wisconsin. You have been absolutely everything you were advertised to be, and beyond. I look forward to seeing you anchor that defensive line for years to come, and I can't wait to see how you develop with a full off-season with the team this year.

Thank you also for the first of what I suspect will be many great playoff moments in Texans history. I will never forget seeing you pluck the ball out of the air and charge into the end zone for your first career touchdown. For me, that play ranks up there with the Seahawks' Beast Quake in terms of how cathartic it was for the fans, how loud the stadium became afterward, and how it completely changed the course of the game afterwards.

You have, in me, a fan for life.

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Brooks Reed

I think I owe you an apology, Brooks. When Mario Williams went down early in the season, I had some misgivings about how you could fill the shoes of such a dominant pass-rusher. Six sacks and 45 tackles later, you showed me that my concerns were as needed as a snow cone in an ice storm. Thank you for playing better than anyone could've possibly expected you to.

Thank you, also, for making our linebacker corps a position of strength going into next season. I can't wait to see how Wade will get you, Mario, Barwin, AND Cushing on the field at the same time. You give the Texans something that I can't recall them having before: quality depth and another dimension to an already vaunted pass rush.

It's going to be a lot of fun to watch you slaughter quarterbacks next year, whether that's in a full or part-time role.

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T.J. Yates

I'll be honest, T.J., when you came onto the field, I thought our season was effectively over. In my mind, Matt Schaub was the one piece of the offensive puzzle we could not afford to lose. Then Leinart went down and I could see the dream season we've waited for so long to experience slipping away. I truly did not know what to expect of you and I steeled myself for the worst.

But during your first full series against Jacksonville, you showed me that you were made of stronger stuff than most rookie quarterbacks. You didn't play like Blaine Gabbert a scared rabbit. You were calm, composed, but most of all, you played like you had been running Gary Kubiak's system for years; which makes sense, really, because you kind of did at North Carolina. And you maintained that calm throughout the remainder of the season

So thank you for your composure under center. Nobody would have blamed you for struggling, especially with the pressure this team was under to make the playoffs this year. Basically, thank you for not being Blaine Gabbert.

Thank you for giving me reason to think that we'll be set at quarterback for a long time. I believe, with additional time, you could eventually become the Aaron Rodgers (homeless or not) to Schaub's Brent Farve [sic].

But most of all, thank you, from the bottom of my heart for leading the single greatest drive in franchise history. There isn't a Texans fan anywhere that won't remember where they were when you, not Schaub, not Leinart, and certainly not the League of Extraordinary Geezer Quarterbacks behind you, led the Texans 80 yards down the field on that December afternoon and connecting with Kevin Walter for the game-and division-winning touchdown.

That drive and that play will live on in Texans lore forever, and none of us will forget that it was engineered by a fifth-round, third-string rookie quarterback.

Thank you all for this tremendous season, and I, like countless other fans, cannot wait to see what you have in store for us next season.

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Thank you Rooks

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

"League of Extraordinary Geezer Quarterbacks"

Haw-haw!

Beauty.

Rec’d.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Excellent Work, UT

Rec’d accordingly.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

Cause I’ve been saying that for months. MONTHS.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

First I've heard of this.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

“One of these things just doesn’t belong.”

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of which,

Holy shit does San Fran have a lot of Smiths. I couldn’t keep up during the game.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like an inner city morgue over there.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No wait, John Doe is for unidentified males.

Dammit. Ignore this bad joke.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hard for me too

Smithseses are running the world

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Deedle leedle leet

TWSS

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

HUSH, YOU

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Best class beside '06,

with a chance to be better. Thanks, rooks.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

Let's not sell the '09 class short

Brian Cushing, Connor Barwin, James Casey, Glover Quin, Brice McCain played very well this year (Plus Troy Nolan & Antoine Caldwell to a lesser extents), last but not least, this undrafted kid named Arian Foster was huge for us this season

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed, let us not.

Hmm…starting to see a pattern here…

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait a tic...

Texans start in 2002. It takes four (4) years to get a great draft.

Then it takes three (3) years to get the next great one.

Then it takes two (2).

You know what this means? THIS YEAR’S DRAFT WILL ALSO BE GREAT!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I read a mock draft today at Walterfootball.com that had Alshon Jefferey falling to us. There’s the start of a great draft, right there.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 18, 2012 6:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Alshon Jefferey?

Eeewwww.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Explain.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That is a big concern with him

Weight/conditioning/work ethic…..talent is there though. It depends on how much you trust your leadership to push the young man.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't believe in rescuing 1st-round picks.

That’s a Chokeboys’ game.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Or a Bengals move.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard that.

But I don’t buy it, at least not at present. He was fit enough to run away from Arkansas’ defense and get separation against ‘Bama. Not saying he couldn’t be the next Mike Williams (in a bad way), but that I don’t see him as “fat” right now.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Still, do you want to risk a #1 on him?

I say, “Hell no.”

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with your assessment on Jeffrey

If he falls that far, he’s falling for reasons that make us not want to take a chance on him either

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He fell because other teams didn't need QBs

If Jeffrey falls, it means teams are passing on him for other WRs

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

True

though it’s a pretty stocked draft in terms of early-round WRs.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

How about....other positions are loaded at the top?

Offensive tackles, guards, cornerbacks, linebackers should be going early.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not.

But I also don’t dismiss him out of hand. If he shows up to Indy ripped and ready to put on a show, I seriously consider the 6-4/225 WR with great hands.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't. So what if he's a combine monster?

There are still too many red flags to risk taking him. It’s the kind of thing dickhead franchises like the Raiders do: the Texans are better.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if I'd say there are too many red flags

He’s healthy, makes plays on the field, has the physical stature…..it’s just the fat thing, unless I’m missing something on Jeffery.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Not saying he won't be a player,

I’m saying I wouldn’t tell Rick Smith “Grab this guy!” if my job depended on it.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You can get that kind of player with Dwight Jones & have less character & work ethic questions

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't seen enough of Jones to have a feel for him.

Will investigate.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about the character questions...

Dwight Jones seems like a douche… (and I went to UNC)

by The Arian Race on Jan 19, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Please tell me this was not real.

This is just …. wow.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 20, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Yet he apologize for this, flyers came down, & the party was cancelled

Now the dumb thing is that if he had these flyers made after the bowl game, this would have been a non-issue. Keep in mind, this is the only thing they have on him in 4 years. It’s not like he’s racked up 3 DUIs like some other prospects

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Kendall Wright, Kendall Wright, Kendall Wright

I actually like Jeffrey but Wright is the safer pick.

"My arms look sweet on the Jumbotron"

by ZipCode4 on Jan 20, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

...and that's not the only one.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that this year or last year?

Because there was a pretty good SI article over the summer about how Jeffery finally “got it” and worked his ass off all summer to get ready for football this year.

But . . . whoa.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure.

His Senior Day weigh-in will go a long way for him. He can’t have a Cody-like showing.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Rather have a Terrence C. showing at the Combine

than a Shaun C. showing on the field.

But, yeah, I agree.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I CAN'T SEE IT DAMN IT.

/stupid work filters

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It has boobies and everything!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

shouldn't it be banned than?

I mean you can clearly see the bewbs.

by nirvash on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mewbs don't count

but they should

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

and lazy, and unmotivated

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I've decided I want floyd from ND

I have no particular reason

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

We won't take him, he been busted 3 times for DUIs

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

suddenly I don't want him anymore

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you have a reason.

You big jerk.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

haha I didn't know!

honestly! Although I do secretely root for ND haha. But seriously 3 DUIs? What a dipshit.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Especially considering

he’s only been legal to drink for about 14 months.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

it boggles the mind

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I could care less about the "legal" age thing

But 3? One, as a “kid” understandable – after that – just don’t f*cking drive. Ever.

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Couldn't

For christ’s fucking sake, “…couldn’t care less…”

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually I could

but won’t

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Well said, sir

Well said indeed.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

yes thanks TJ!!!

For the calming feeling of knowing we should be set at quarterback for the next 8 years

by TexansForLife on Jan 18, 2012 4:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

JJ Watt

apparently on NFL 32 if anyone is interested.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

by Meta Sandoval on Jan 18, 2012 5:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

That Reed pic...

Looks like they’re doing something else… and just finished.

by jkcheng122 on Jan 18, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I think you forgot another rookie.

Matt Turk can tell you who.

Night and day difference in our punting game in regards to Turk and Hartmann. If we had Hartmann during the Ravens game, theres a decent chance the Ravens score either 4 or 7 points less than they did.

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Jan 18, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

4?

Where are you getting safeties from?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

TD-FG=4

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Technically, it equals 3.

But that’s just my being a pedantic dick.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought about adding Hartmann but didn't and here's why:

I specifically focused on those that the Texans actually drafted and those who got through the whole season. Had Hartmann made it through the season I probably would have added him too, though.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I've got the need. The NEED for REED.

Seeing Watt and Reed combine for five sacks on Flacco on Sunday caused my little general to stand at attention. I say that without shame.

I wasn’t down with the Watt pick at first, but he set me straight pretty quick. I loved the Reed pick from day one, though, and its been awesome seeing him develop into a potentially great pass rusher.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Those two are going to make this defense fun to watch for years.

I’m starting to forget how the D used to make me throw up thru my nose every time they took the field.

I feel like i just survived cancer.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

OT: Does anyone give a shit what happens the rest of this season?

‘Cause I don’t.

I want to move on.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Nope, not really

I’m already in full blown offseason scouting mode & I can’t wait for the draft

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to the Giants shame New England again.

But other than that, no. Not so much. Plus, we’re going to feel pretty lousy about our effort last week when New England beats Baltimore by 40.

by Nashmeister on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, Fuck the Giants.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a very good reason no Texans fan should want the Giants to win (including in the NFCCG)/

Guess I should post that fanpost I wrote up a few days ago.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree the Cheaters will stomp the Ratbirds.

Baltimore was sub-impressive last Sunday.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing to the rooks,

But I’m still waiting on a very special thank you to someone.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

No one is thanking you, Jon.

Piss off.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol, asshole.

I’m talking about the Great One.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No one is thanking me, either.

Sadly.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Why would we thank you?

We already got our 2DH.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

/nods sadly

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

LMAO

HAHAHAHA!!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Ready to throw up in your mouth a little?

If the NY Giants win the Superbowl this year, David “Mittens” Carr will be sporting a ring.

/justsayin’

by MeMongo on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

Did you read my fanpost?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You made that comment minutes after I posted the same thing.

I wrote it up a couple of days ago and was just waiting to post it.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Good post! I missed it since I jumped into the current middle hot thread first.

I’m pulling for the 49ers at this point. I don’t care for the Pats or Ravens.

The only good thing of having the Giants go is that we won’t have “Harbaugh Bowl” mania to deal with.

by MeMongo on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

God. Damn. It.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

No. Please God, no.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus

by FreedomRide on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK. THE. GIANTS.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So what

Long snappers get rings too. Doesn’t mean they did shit to earn them. Who’s Carr going to brag to about it??

“Check this out bro…..I got this bad boy just for holding Eli Manning’s clipboard. How cool is that?!?”

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by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Correction

Long snappers contribute WAY more to their teams than David Carr ever has for the Giants. My apologies to all the long snappers out there.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

We need a Better Writer then myself

To give a Thank you to the BRB Staff.

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
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by WreckNTexan on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

I want a Giants/Pats SB

Just so i can watch David Carr not get a ring.

by SoCalTexan on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

But then the Pats would get another ring and I just can't allow that to happen.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

That's why I'm hoping for a Harbaugh Bowl rematch

Because the talk of that leading up to the Super Bowl should drown out all the Tebow talk

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by The Night Owl on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Right?

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by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

The Dublin TX Dr Pepper Battle

The original Dr Pepper plant in Dublin, TX is being hammered by DrPepper/Snapple Group. Read the details and sign the petition to save a Texas tradition!

http://www.change.org/petitions/plano-tx-allow-dublin-dr-pepper-bottling-co-to-continue-operations

by TripleTee on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 AM CST reply actions  

Random question

What would be our starting linebackers next season? Mario, reed, demarco, cushing? Because if that is indeed the case, I would be a happy panda

by mumbles_alot on Jan 19, 2012 1:19 AM CST reply actions  

Assuming Mario re-signs and DeMeco is retained (since I've seen people here speculate otherwise)...

Mario and Barwin on the outside with Reed getting significant playing time.

DeMeco and Cushing on the inside with Darryl Sharpton (re-)added to the mix.

That’s what I would assume the linebackers in the base defense would look like, anyway.

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by Synchysi on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Given the conversation Kubiak had with Demeco earlier this week..

I expect him to be back.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 19, 2012 7:55 AM CST up reply actions  

If we can hang on to them, I expect no change in the lineup.

Mario, DeMeco, Cushing, and Barwin.

However, I don’t expect DeMeco back next season.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take it a step further

and say that I am fine with DeMeco NOT being back if that money means that Mario and Foster are both here.

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by MDC on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be okay with him....

if he and Cushing switched contracts.

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by TexansDC on Jan 19, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Co-signed.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 19, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I want all three back.

If that means releasing Walter, Leinart and Jason Allen, well…so be it.

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by FreedomRide on Jan 19, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It just seems way too soon to cut him

yeah we have Sharpton in the wings… but its Captain Fucking Meco man, and he has only had 1 year to come back from that injury.

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by nolander on Jan 19, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

^^This.

Meco was strong at the end of the year.

I want The Captain back!

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by FreedomRide on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

But his contract

is for a three-down MLB. He’s not that.

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by MDC on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

but I want to have his babies :(

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by nolander on Jan 20, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I think 'Meco will be back for at least 1 more year.

only other person who can adjust on the field is Cushing, and I think he still needs another year or 2 of experience before he read an offense as well as ’Meco.

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by professortex on Jan 20, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope he will be. He was starting to look more like his old self in the playoffs.

With him and Sharpton back, the MLB position will be deep and strong again.

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by FreedomRide on Jan 20, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

The TJ pic - you can almost see:

Foster: Oh, no he didn’t.
Yates: Fuck it, I am running deeeeeeeeeee[p]!

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by RocketsAstros on Jan 19, 2012 6:27 AM CST reply actions  

J.J Watt

Is gonna be on Mike and Mike if your interested

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by Catallac392 on Jan 19, 2012 8:15 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Thank you, Brian Braman.

For being a berserk, ‘shroom-fueled wild man who couldn’t give a shit about a helmet.

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by FreedomRide on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

Right on

I distinctly remember getting a lot of sarcastic comments in the preseason when some of us praised his play and said he should make the team. Guess we were right and they were wrong.

The kid is extremely raw, but who can deny that he’s FEARLESS. Give him a full off season to get coached up and put on a few more pounds and I think he can work himself into our pass rush rotation. It seems like every time he’s out there he gets a sack.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

^^This. He has a way of letting you know he's on the field.

Dare I say, a homeless man’s Brooks Reed?

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by FreedomRide on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

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