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Gary Kubiak's Monday Afternoon Press Conference Before The Playoff Opener: Secrets Revealed!

Well, maybe not so much "secrets" as "interesting nuggets." I may have overplayed my hand a bit with that headline. My apologies. Highlights after the jump.

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From this afternoon's presser:

(on QB TJ Yates’ shoulder injury) "It’s a shoulder injury to his non-throwing shoulder, which we talked about that yesterday. He is feeling pretty good today. He is sore. Like I said, we still think he could have came back in the game yesterday. All indications are that he will be ready to go next weekend. Obviously we got to get him back on the practice field and to feel good and confident about that, but all indications are that we will get there and do it day-to-day. As far as all that other stuff, I don’t know. We’ll see how he does.

(on if he’s concerned about anyone injury-wise) "We came out of the game, (Derek) Newton’s has a hip issue he is dealing with; he will be day-to-day. (Bryan) Braman has a stinger, he will be day-to-day. Jason Allen had some back spasms yesterday, was unable to play in the second half. He will be day-to-day. That’s the four biggest guys as we move forward. Then of course we are hoping that (Mike) Brisiel is back on the field this week, probably know a little bit more about him tomorrow, but the hope is that he will be able to contribute to us next weekend."

A Mike Brisiel return would further cement my working theory that fractured legs are the new hangnail at Reliant Park. Back to the highlights:

(on if QB TJ Yates is still the starter) "If he can play, he is going to play. He played really well yesterday. He was really sharp early in the game, continues to do good stuff, as I’ve told ya’ll. He is very young and this is a big, big game, but he’s the best guy for our football team and if he is able to go and do the things that we need him to do in practice, then we will turn him loose and let him go."

(on how he gets players ready for the playoffs) "You can talk about it all you want, but they have to go experience it. They’ll see the energy; they’ll see the difference in the speed of play and the energy when they show up on Saturday. We’ve got a few guys that can talk to them about it. Antonio (Smith) got it started right after the game when he talked to the team yesterday but they’ll see the energy build this week. They’ll see what it’s all about and like I said it won’t take them long, probably two or three plays on Saturday, to see that the tempo just went up. But it’s time to get some experience and this is where we want to go as an organization and playing games like this, win a championship Sunday, we have to learn to do this. Looking forward to the first one."

(on who will start at the other corner now that CB Johnathan Joseph is back) "Kareem (Jackson) will still start. I mean, this team is going to make you play everybody. They made us play a bunch of Nickel the first time we played them. They’re very capable of spreading you out and doing those type of things like Tennessee did to us yesterday. Kareem could have played better yesterday, a lot of guys could. He needs to find the ball better in a couple of situations. He was in good position and didn’t finish the play, but for the most part he’s had a good year and it’s time for him to be even better."

I don't even have a joke here. The ongoing praise of Kareem Jackson in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary has become one of the mysteries of the faith for Texans fans.

(on if it helps to have so many coaches with playoff experience) "Oh, no doubt. No doubt, yeah. I think if anything, it keeps you from doing too much. Well, it’s kind of hard to do too much right now because of the pretty short night for us and one day to get ready to go, so maybe that’s a good thing."

(on how the fans can help the team on Saturday) "Well, they can help us by being real loud. They’ve been that way all year, but I know this city is excited about Saturday afternoon. I just want them to know how excited we are as a football team. We’re looking forward to going to battle with them. That’s the key. We’re all in this together. It’s a big, big game for everybody. We’re looking forward to giving our best effort, and I know we’ll get theirs."

And finally...

(on if FS Danieal Manning will return kickoffs in the playoffs) "That will definitely happen. Danieal will go back there. Jacoby (Jones) will take the punts. We’ll go back to full strength. We’ve been working that way the last couple of weeks, so that will definitely happen."
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Prob busting out that old reverse during the return play

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM CST reply actions  

Off topic real quick.

Colts with a big shake up in their management. They may actually hire someone competent to make the right football decisions when bringing in talent to put around the QB.

Also:

(on who will start at the other corner now that CB Johnathan Joseph is back) “Kareem (Jackson) will still start. I mean, this team is going to make you play everybody. They made us play a bunch of Nickel the first time we played them. They’re very capable of spreading you out and doing those type of things like Tennessee did to us yesterday. Kareem could have played better yesterday, a lot of guys could. He needs to find the ball better in a couple of situations. He was in good position and didn’t finish the play, but for the most part he’s had a good year and it’s time for him to be even better.”

I see nothing false about this statement.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM CST reply actions  

Jason Allen missing the second half makes sense now. At least Brandon Harris got play time.

Yeah her got burned badly for a TD but at he got some valuable experience.

Brisiel coming back would be a nice boost if he’s not to limited by that leg.

I’d still rather have Demps or somebody else doing KR’s for Manning.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

watch the 2nd half

of the Bengals game to see Brisiel limited. He was limping throughout the hurry-up, and that turned out ok for us.

He did have a false start or two, but dude was a beast.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I still come to Harris's defense on that play a bit

I believe he was expecting Demps to drop back into coverage. You can see he pulled up a bit before deciding to get back at it. At least Harris attempted to find the ball on that play!

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

and that catch

was friggin amazing he held onto it seriously harris popped him hard!

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by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

So this really will be the biggest game in franchise history.

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by Xiane on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, Tim...

Where did everybody else go? You’ve almost completely taken the front page over.

by Karsh on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

He needs to find the ball better in a couple of situations.

This is the first time I ever heard of Kubiak acknowledging this issue. Kubes must be getting tired of watching Kareem flailing his arms in a hopeless attempt to play ‘pass defense’.

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by JMFC on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM CST reply actions  

oh, yeah...I'm going deep...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I recognize that the twist of the tongue to the left means back shouder fade...

but what do the dimples indicate?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably

The places where there are holes on Reliant’s field. Kinda like a map of areas to avoid on the field for our receivers.

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by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Sad but true

Anyone know if they’re bringing in all new pallets of fresh grass for this game? I swear to god, if they wheel in the same torn up shit again Bob is gonna have some explaining to do. I don’t care if they have to fly it in from Ireland or some shit. We need a good field!!

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Aye, peat of the Isle.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm so glad that Manning will be returning kick-offs!

His vision during returns is pretty damn awesome. He doesn’t fool around; he makes his cut and flies down field.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 2, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

After the first few weeks I think Manning kinda wore down. He wasn't breaking the long returns like earlier in the year.

Letting a reserve like Demps do the heavy lifting there would be a better alternative to me. But whatever.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Somebody called him out on his show at twin peaks.

Straight up asked him why he wasn’t running as hard. I laughed, Danieal didn’t.

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 3, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

He can rest after the Super Bowl

C’MON ROCK! THERE IS NO TOMMORROW!

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by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I doubt it.

“returning” is hardly used in tandem with the word “kickoffs” anymore. Kubiak must have had some sort of slip of the tongue.

by T-Moar on Jan 3, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Quote and question.
(on if FS Danieal Manning will return kickoffs in the playoffs) "That will definitely happen. Danieal will go back there. Jacoby (Jones) will take the punts. We’ll go back to full strength. We’ve been working that way the last couple of weeks, so that will definitely happen."

Of course this could change between now and Saturday.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak mis-spoke.

What he meant to say was “kneeling the ball 8 yards deep in the endzone” on kickoffs.

by T-Moar on Jan 3, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

all part of the plan

why run it back when the game(s) mean nothing?

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha Blackmon is a goddamn monster. Easily the best WR and best overall college football player this year.

I hope the Jags don’t get a shot at him.

Poor Andrew Luck. Got screwed by hi kicker twice.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM CST reply actions  

Yes he is

How bad ass would it be to have him and AJ on the same team.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice to think about but impossible unless we made a Falcons like trade.

I think the Rams take him at #2 and pair him with Bradford.

Barring the new management of the Colts not taking Luck and doing something unexpected.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

If I'm the Rams GM

I take Kalil or trade down just enough to get some extra picks and the next best tackle prospect. Blackmon is nice but not worth more than your franchise player’s health.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

You can't pass on a talent like Blackmon.

They can easily get OL help in the later rounds and free agency. Blackmon has elite WR potential ( I’m taking Calvin Johnson,AJ, Fitz talent) that’s not easy to come by.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

You can't pass on a talent like Kalil

Potential to be an elite LT and the guy to protect Bradford’s blindside for the next decade +. Best prospect at his position since Joe Thomas. No brainer. They can get WR help from the deep draft pool and free agency if need be.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Joe Thomas.

The LT tackle for a team with no playmakers on offense. An offense that is horrible but hey they have a great LT that can’t help his QB by catching passes or running the football…

Rams need hep everywhere and with Steven Jackson aging they need somebody to take the load off Bradford in the passing game (30th in the NFL BTW). Hell they average a mind blowing 12 points per game. Take Balckmon to give Bradford what he hasn’t had since leaving OU (a playmaker at WR) and get a quality LT in the 2nd since they pick high again anyways. Or a stop gap solution in FA and grab one in the 1st in 2013 to groom into a starter if that’s not done this offseason.

I’ve seen Bradford make average WR’s look decent. With a talent like Blackmon he might shake that bust label people are trying to put on him.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol, What.
I’ve seen Bradford make average WR’s look decent.

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 3, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

His rookie year they basically lost all their WR's to injury then some of the guys they brought in

Yet he still had some decent passing days and made a couple of those guys look decent.. Didn’t see much this year but he’s got talent to excel with the proper weapons around him.

I think the same of Colt McCoy.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Just messing with you.

He’s got cheese-tons of potential. He could be Matt Stafford V.2, in that he got labeled “bust” because of injury, and then emerges with a great year. (Although he’ll need a Megatron first.)

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 3, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

He made Donnie Avery look legit

and then Hassleback killed all of Bradford’s hard work.

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by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Or do my second option

And trade down and get the next best tackle prospect and a load of picks. Get a few good young receivers and help in that secondary. If they don’t take Kalil (which would be a mistake) then to me they HAVE to trade down. They cannot value a WR over the franchise’s best interest. Whether that is taking a guy to protect your franchise or getting the picks to help them all over.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

See my posts below.

Taking Kalil when they already have two young Tackles on the team would be dumb.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Just because they suck at drafting there doesn't mean you don't take need

Fact is their O-line almost got Bradford killed. That line is horribad. They need help and the guy that will be on the board at #2 can help them. Don’t get me wrong now, Blackmon for them makes some sense. If they want their backup throwing to him.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Al I'm saying is that they have a 1st round and a 2nd round pick at OT

Two young players with better coaching could be two very good pass blockers. It makes no sense to invest that money and draft picks in two players then just a couple years later do the same thing. Jason Smith already didn’t work out and they get him the same spot they would get Kalil.

On top of that the Rams had several injuries along that line that contributed to bad pass blocking. Not so much a lack of talent.

Bradford needs help in terms of guys to throw to. His numbers took a massive drop from his rookie year and that’s directly attributed to the fact he has no one to throw to. That’s why they traded for Brandon Lloyd and he instantly became the go to guy.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Kalil is IMO the best player in the draft

I’d take him first if I were the Colts (well I’d trade but w/e) This draft is full of WR talent and they can sna a quality one at 34. Kalil however is one of a kind nobody is gonna fuck with my quarterback kind of tackle. I dont think they can pass on him.

by BC5 on Jan 3, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

It's full of talent.

But only one Blackmon. I see a lot of slot like guys like Kendall Wright but not guys who can physically dominate like JB.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Jason Smith is a bust for them at LT so he might get bumped inside

Saffold could swing to the right side. Take Kalil and all of a sudden their O-line isn’t so bad then.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Smith could also get cut

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

And like Winston needs to.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

Winston is going to cost us another Schaub season next year the way he whiffs on speed rushers.

That situation is getting desperate. It has to be fixed ASAP, which is too bad considering how badly we need a nose tackle upgrade and another dependable producer at NT.

by FreedomRide on Jan 3, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit:

“…another dependable producer at WR.”

by FreedomRide on Jan 3, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Read my posts below.

Smith is their RT now. 2nd pick from 2010 is the LT.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

My bad

Either way he struggles there. If he can’t make it work with a move to the inside, then he is cut. They still would need a tackle either way.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Why not pick up Dasean Jackson

and draft Kalil? sounds like a better plan IMo

by BC5 on Jan 3, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude is a one dimensional player.

And a potential cancer. Besides I think they could get Blackmon for cheaper with the draft cap.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

What about Reggie Wayne?

Stevie Johnson possibly? I think they can pass on a WR early in the draft and not be fucked over by it. Dwight Jones Nick Toon Marvin Mcnutt all good choices at 34.

by BC5 on Jan 3, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Wayne is almost done why waste time with him?

He sure as hell won’t waste the last year or two he has left in STL. Stevie Johnson is an even bigger cancer than D-Jack.

I think they can pass on a 280 pound tackle at #2 and not be screwed. They need playmakers on offense right now. Before the injuries piled up their OL was serviceable. They have young players there that could use some coaching up and development.

Plus since Mc Daniels may be gone along with Spags the new coach may put them into more of a West Coast style of offense that won’t make getting a OL a big deal.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 2:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah wait I did some research.

He was drafted as a LT but got beaten out by a rookie tackle from their 2010 draft for the spot.

So yeah they already have a lot of young talent tied up in their Tackle position. To much to warrant drafting yet another Tackle in their spot at #2.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

In fact Blackmon would make even more sense considering the youth on offense.

They could all pretty much develop together.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

People once said you can’t pass on a talent like Vince Young too.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Reggie Bush

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Or Andrew Luck...

..oh wait. Too soon?

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I would be lying if said I wasnt thinking about that type of trade this week.

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah but no way the Rams would do that.

Unless we straight up gave them Andre and maybe OD. Their offense is absolute shit and they need play makers at all spots.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Jacoby Jones and OD

I’d do it. We have Thor and Dreesen. Dreesen has more TDs than OD. He has more receptions than OD, too. At least then we’d have reason to get rid of this whole “WR 2.5” crap Kubiak pulled.

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by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2012 7:03 AM CST up reply actions  

lolwut?

Owen leads the team with 54 catches. Besides that Joel only has 3 more TD’s than OD.

I wouldn’t trade both guys though for one player anyways.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how far Montee Ball will fall.

He’d be a nice RB for the Browns. Only team in the top of the draft really hurting at RB.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

hillis will be a jet

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 3, 2012 6:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Hillis isn't a bust, he was just cursed

No one avoids the Madden Curse

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 3, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

If he comes out

Junior running back.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 3, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I’d love to get Ball. I think he’d be great in this scheme. Set up something like SD had with Tomlinson, Sproles, and Turner

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Trent Richardson draft eligible?

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

He can come out this year. He played 2011 as a junior.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

He'd be nice for the Browns

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Just wondering...

Let’s say you’re the Texans’ GM. The Rams come to you and offer you the 2nd overall pick and Chris Long for the Texans’ entire draft and Mario Williams. Do you take it?

by T-Moar on Jan 3, 2012 12:39 AM CST reply actions  

Uh no.

Texans need more depth and may lose a lot of guys this year depending on various things.

They may need a new OLB if Mario is gone. Need at least 1 WR since that position is thin. Could use some OL depth. Jason Allen could be gone so may need a new CB. Some depth along the DL. A better starter at NT.

Not counting possible trades/releases (DeMeco?)

It’s tempting to go into the Falcons mindset and say (yeah we only need 1 guy right now) then realize you could have used those extra picks.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't.

I think with another quality draft (OL, WR – Dwight Jones or Nick Toon -NIIIIIIIIIIICE) and with our FO resigning Foster first, Myers second and Franchising Mario AND\ keeping Saint Wade -

We are a legit Superbowl contender.

I would go so far as to say we are the best team in the AFC.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 3, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

With a solid offseason

We are the best team IN.THE.LEAGUE. IMO of course but I’m only a fan.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I know we're homers

But look at the facts, we were the ONLY team in the NFL in the top 10 in offensive DVOA and defensive stats. Even with seemingly half our team on the IR.

Simple fact is, we have depth and loads of talent on both sides of the ball and I’d be hard pressed, other than N.O. to name a team who can score like we do (when fully healthy) and dominate you on D. (when fully healthy…)

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 3, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

This i agree with

All I know is I think we are in for a fun next couple of years.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 3, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a huge fan of Nick Toon

He does all the little things you dream of – like blocking aggressively or running his routes hard every snap.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Toon & Dwight Jones would be the only WRs I'd want out of this draft

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 3, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

so we can get him later.

i think we can take a pick at broyles too. I know he needs surgery, but i think he will be back in time.

by southpaw70 on Jan 3, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

When’s the last time Oklahoma produced a good WR?

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't he get crushed by a camera?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

McNutt has Larry Fitzgerald speed without all the other stuff that makes Fitz good.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeffery No.1

No.2 Sanu, No.3 Jones, and No.4 Toon. Thats my wish list. Any WR that is named Floyd or Fuller I don’t want.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Why I like Sanu
. But other than Oklahoma State’s Justin Blackmon, Sanu may have the best hands in this year’s draft.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanu reminds me of that dude we took from Pittsburgh who got cut.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m not taking Jones after his “party” thing. That just reeks of Dez Bryant/ Holmes type character.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That wasn't even him that did that, plus his suspension got revoked

Plus the party got cancelled anyways. Pretty much, it never happened

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by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

There's zero chance the team tags Mario.

Too costly. I do think they can sign him and Foster, however.

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by MDC on Jan 3, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

This man....the sense he makes!

Seriously, I do think they can sign him, Foster, and Myers to new deals and have them all be cap friendly.

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by TexansDC on Jan 3, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope, hope, hope

this is how it plays out.

But we signed like 50 QBs, 2 WRs and some other depth after our season started, so there’s obviously tons of cap space that us fans don’t know about.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

There will be a lot of guys let go after the season

And some of it will be talented trade material. but Mario will have to work a deal like Andre and Schaub so there will be enough cap space to pick up our biggest needs in FA if can’t draft them. We have a wealthy team in terms of assets.

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Two playoff wins would make these signings easier.

Going to a Superbowl would make it harder.

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by Xiane on Jan 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to a Superbowl would make it harder.

I’ll take it, in every possible context..

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

woo hoo, baby!

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they tag him only to

work something out long term. Have to make sure he doesn’t get the chance to walk to “greener” pastures.

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by jstid911 on Jan 3, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Along those lines....Anybody know what Lienart and Allen's cap numbers are?

I see them as likely goners…. I really hate to say it, but Capt Meco may be in danger absent a restructured deal as well.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Allen wasn't a big deal

and Lienart has another year on his contract

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Lienart was 2 years, 2 mil.

somewhere in that neighborhood. But – I know there is “cap math” in there somehow I’m sure.

by Kidaster on Jan 3, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed to cap math and the difficulty in really understanding where we are in terms thereof.

But desperately trying to figure out a way to keep Mario on this Defense. A full year in this system plus offseason plus Mario = Greatness. If R. Smith can pull it off, we factor in all the experience Reed/Watts got, and Wade stays home, we ain’t seen nothing yet in terms of how well this D can play.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Leinart will be gone next year.

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Tim on Jan 3, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

if it saves us $1

I guarantee it.

If we get a pick for him, even better.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Lienart is 2.5 mil against the cap

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a zero chance

But not necessary. they’ll work a deal.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Mario isn’t going anywhere. Guys like that don’t play just for the money. Additionally, he is a benefit to the team, so the Texans won’t want to lose him. They will make it work.

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 3:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Myers, Foster, Williams and Dreesen

and little Cap room. What do you do and for whom?

Sign, Sign, Tag and Trade (hopfully) and let walk (shame though I like Dreesen)

by BC5 on Jan 3, 2012 3:19 AM CST up reply actions  

If I had to use the franchise tag on any of them, I'd use it on Myers, not Mario

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by The Night Owl on Jan 3, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Mario is currently 13 mil against the cap

they will sign him to a deal that reduces that to a number similar to Schaub (5.7 mil) and Andre (6 mil). Meco is at 5.8 mil, I see that coming down. and Winston will prolly restructure from 4.5 mil. There is more room with some of the other players if needed.

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha check this out!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d825abeb1/article/report-nfl-rescinds-fine-on-texans-brown-for-alleged-punch

The “punch” has been deemed NOT a fine now by the NFL. Took them long enough.

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by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:01 AM CST reply actions  

Poor Jags fans. First they hear they are trying to hire the Jets O-Coordiantor.

Then “the punch” fine gets rescinded.

Between them calling us dirty and the Titans calling us arrogant I still can’t believe it’s the Texans they are talking about.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 3, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been hyping myself up by watching hd highlight vids of Foster.

Then it really dawned on me that this is a big ‘step up’ moment for our top guys and we really get to see them all out – at the highest level.

I got a warm-fuzzy feelin’ all over.

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by molloymalone on Jan 3, 2012 1:55 AM CST reply actions  

Saying Kareem Jackson improved this year

Is like saying you only picked up three STD’s this year instead of five.

by SubCrim on Jan 3, 2012 3:27 AM CST reply actions  

which is an improvment

how ever you judge that

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by WreckNTexan on Jan 3, 2012 6:54 AM CST up reply actions  

If he had been a 4th, 5th, or 6th rounder

I would have no problem at all with his current progression. But he’s a 1st rounder. Now granted, his first year DC was Frank Bush (please don’t ban me for bad language) and that may be a good explanation for his first year stats. But just about every other player on the Texans D has shown a MARKED improvement over last year (Meco the possible exception…not sure what’s going on there) except really for Kareem. Even Jason Allen put up respectable stats this year. But how many times have opponents this year driven down the field to score by throwing Kareem’s way? Too often. My point is for the 1st round money we’re paying him, we could cut him and go get an average guy for half the price who would be better. Pay Kareem 4th, 5th, or 6th round money, I’d have no problem keeping him. But not for what he’s making right now.

by SubCrim on Jan 3, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He has improved

Not nearly enough, but he has to a degree.

It’s amazing how hard locating the ball has become for today’s CB’s. Jaques Reeves was the perfect example of a CB that was almost always in perfect position with his man but could NEVER look back for the ball. How did something so instinctual become so difficult for today’s CB’s?

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Wild speculation

Trying to avoid early contact with the receiver, since you so much as breathe on one and get called for a penalty? (Note, this is obviously not successful).

Did Jackson show this problem in college?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure about his college play

I don’t watch a lot of college ball any more so maybe someone else can shed some light on that.

You make a good point about avoiding contact. Back in the day a CB could be looking back to the QB well before the ball was thrown because he was allowed to get away with using his hands all the way down the field, so long as the receiver was also using his hands for positioning. In today’s game it’s all lopsided to the offense. Receivers seem to be allowed to get away with a lot more while CB’s can’t even sneeze on them or they’re flagged. Hell, they’re not even allowed to tackle them hard without drawing a roughing call!

Maybe that’s it. I’m just glad some guys like Jo Jo are still able to use their instinct and find the ball.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's see what Santa has for you...

…it’s a rec!

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by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember him being a standout

I didn’t think he was the shutdown corner at Bama. I thought that was Arenas. I watched that whole season of Bama football, and I don’t remember Jackson being a standout. Yet – Jackson was our first round pick, and Arenas was a 2nd round pick. The big standouts that year on D were McClain (LB), Arenas (DB), Cody (NT).

Now – Arenas muffed a punt vs. Denver last week, but had 6 passes defended and 2 picks this year – which is one pick better than our man.

I swear – I bet Kareem doesn’t even turn his head to cough at the physical.

by Kidaster on Jan 3, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

In my heart of hearts, I believe Bush somehow managed to convince R. Smith that Kareem was the right fit for his dysfunctional efensive scheme.

The proof, me thinks, is in the quality of this year’s defensive draft class. Wade came in here, identified draft eligible players that fit his system, and handed said list over to R. Smith.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Arenas sucked as a corner honestly.

Kareem’s thing in college was he was a physical corner without elite athleticism. I remember being pissed we couldnt trade up to get Haden. Kareem was good at playing the ball in the air actually but I think that was mostly because he was equal to most college WRs in terms of athleticism.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet he

woulda been available in round 2.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I disagree

I don’t think he’s improved enough to stay on this team. What he has had, is the benefit of a monster pass rush that has thrown off opposing QB’s timing and accuracy. It’s given him more time to recover from his mistakes. That pressure has made him seem better than he is.

by SubCrim on Jan 3, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

While there is some truth here...and maybe alot of it, Kareem has still clearly played with better technique this year.

He needs to continue to improve on his technique undoubtedly. He ain’t worth the pick right now, but I do not think it is quite time to completely give up on him. That would be short sighted. Let’s see what a full offseason with the current coaching staff can do for him.

Plus, JJo has looked suspiciously mortal the past few weeks. CBs will get beat…even with a monster pass rush.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

dammit...nice reality check there, brother.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

A first rounder is NOT a project unless it’s a QB. It’s not short-sighted to cut someone who is not working up to their potential after two years. For the money we’re paying Kareem, we can get someone worlds better. Right now, Allen is better than Kareem and I’d rather see him start over Kareem. Unless he does something brilliant in the playoffs, there is no reason to keep paying him that much money for being so bad.

by SubCrim on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Alphabet says differently.

I hear your argument, but I say we’ve invested a high pick and millions in him. We HAVE seen noticeable improvement without a full coaching season. It’d be foolish to abandon that investment at this stage. CB is a tough position and many players only mature after a few years. Kareem is already serviceable as a #2 CB. He is a whipping boy around here so many have a hard time acknowledging anything good he does. But, If he improves just a bit more, he’d be a nice player. Superstar? Probably not. But with JJo across, they’d be quite the pair.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Kareem would be a great fit against TE types like OD or Gronk. But that would mean safety.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

IM NOT SAYING IT'S GOING TO BE A BLOWOUT...

BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A BLOWOUT.

Seriously, at home (loud as FUCK – was there for home opener vs. Indy can attest to this) our #1 ranked Oline healthy (hopefully Briesel’s good) all of the weapons we have playing at full potential. Including the return of one of the top 3 WR’s in the NFL – in his 1st highly anticipated playoff game. A defense that is pumped and ranked #2 in the league. A coach that for all intents and purposes is considered an offensive genius, (and has probably held out on some O plays) along with the full return of Saint Wade with a fully healthy D crew minus Mario.

We are positioned to make some noise in the playoffs – IF THE FUCKIN REFS WILL LET US!!!!!!!!!

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 3, 2012 3:34 AM CST reply actions  

Yup. I've been thinking blowout, too.

If it happens, it will start with the D just wrecking Dalton’s pass protection and putting TJ and the offense on short fields with sacks and turnovers.

by FreedomRide on Jan 3, 2012 6:29 AM CST up reply actions  

THIS ^^

I agree with this completely. If we don’t execute and play like we played vs. Cincy 1st half, Indy, Carolina = we lose.

by Kidaster on Jan 3, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think we have to be explosive to win 28-7.

Take away the Tate fumble at the 3 and the missed fg in the first game and we win 30-19.

Our D will be as sharp as the second half in Cinci which we dominated.

I’m calling 24-9 without any turnovers created.

by willieboyd on Jan 3, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS!!^^^^^

People forget the Tate fumble. That was just shit luck.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 4, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i was

At cincy jungle and I’m in shock how confident these fans are. Call it a game they SHOULD win. ALL THEY HAVE TO DO is shut down andre and our running game. And bringing up that we have never win a playoff game and last playoff game they won was against the Oilers???? Damn hold back on the crack.

Dirt dog pimp

by jahunter221 on Jan 3, 2012 3:42 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Well - it's their fan site

I mean – c’mon, on our fan site, we say stupid things too – like “we’ve been playing like shit lately so that no-one will have film on us”

That’s like saying “Kareem hasn’t turned and looked for a pass all year so that in the playoffs, QB’s will purposely throw his way, and he can be the shutdown beast”.

Me – I hope our guys come out fired up in the first half. On offense – move the ball and don’t turn it over. On D – get to Dalton and shutdown Green and Benson. Sounds simple. It won’t be.

But – my favorite Gary quote:

(on how the fans can help the team on Saturday) "Well, they can help us by being real loud. They’ve been that way all year, but I know this city is excited about Saturday afternoon. I just want them to know how excited we are as a football team. We’re looking forward to going to battle with them. That’s the key. We’re all in this together. It’s a big, big game for everybody. We’re looking forward to giving our best effort, and I know we’ll get theirs."

by Kidaster on Jan 3, 2012 4:58 AM CST up reply actions  

This would be a good point, if it were true.

But what I, as well as others, have been speculating and saying, is that Kubiak has been playing conservatively in order to reveal as few plays as possible, AND, to prevent more injuries. Which is substantially different than saying we have not been executing well so others won’t know what we have.

For example: In the Tennessee game, we lost that game because of poor execution of the last play. However, we could have won the game earlier had we played less conservatively, ie: playing our second and third string, presenting blitz packages, etc.

There is ample evidence to suggest that this is a valid point of view, so pleae don’t condescend and say that such ideas are stupid.

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by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I can see why they think that.

Nobody knows the Texans like we do guys. I came into work being ridiculed by some cowboys fans on our loss to Tenn. (of course i shoved the NY slashing and the fact we held out a lot of our weapons the entire game and they cried). But they do not know our team. People see a rookie QB and a team that has lost 3 straight. Who wouldnt want to face that going into the first playoff game. They do not know…. But they will find out to the tune of 24-13. Go Texans!

by Texan5513 on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't even dignify a Cowboys fan with a response

They’re the only ones who haven’t figured out the joke’s on them. Pitiful, really.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I love their enthusiasm

1. They have to run a Blue-light special, two for one sale to sell out their stadium.

2. They are in the fucking NFL playoffs and can’t get 40 hits to any articles on their SB site. Ethan has more than that in this thread alone…

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by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

yea that is pretty sad.

i like to have good football convo with other teams, but they will not bite.

by southpaw70 on Jan 3, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

the few that have come over here have been pretty righteous, so far.

Level Headed fans from behind enemy lines are great.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

By level-headed

do you mean fans that will admit that they are about to get curb-stomped? Cause I like those fans too.

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by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Those are the sneaky bastards that understand the webz...

they know they can come back later if they win and troll their ass off.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that any different than here?

Fans being fans.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you bring up we’ve never lost a playoff game either??? Undefeated!!!!

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Manning returning kicks

is a huge plus. I bet he puts 6 on the board for us on Sat.

by Texan5513 on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 AM CST reply actions  

That would be nice to see

We haven’t had a return in a long time. It would be huge to get some additional points from our ST

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh Noes

Kubes revealed all our secrets and now we don't stand a chance!

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 AM CST reply actions  

They do not know….
-Texan5513

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Kareem Jackson is officially the defensive version of David Carr

Another first rounder who the front office and coaches will defend despite the most obvious body of work proving mostly liability to success for the team. It’s a few flashes of “good efforts” overshadowed by many failures. OK, I agree that K-Jax has improved, but he still doesn’t turn his damn head for the ball. He still lacks significant technique expected by a first round pick in his second year.

If you stack ranked all defensive backs in the league, he wouldn’t be listed in the top 50 by any scout. We need to replace him with a cover corner like JJo, and send him to a “Tampa 2” style defense where he can showcase his run support ability.

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by MeMongo on Jan 3, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

Can we afford two JJo's?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, there is an abundance of JJos at the CB store

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, with the cloning technology I've tech transferred from The League of Supervilians

It’ll cost the Texans, but they’re getting first look, and it’s not on the cap. You seriously don’t want to know what I had to do to get it.

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by Xiane on Jan 3, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Chicago would be the most likely place to send him to

Maybe we can trade him for Amobi Okoye

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by The Night Owl on Jan 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

LMAO!!

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

lucky for us

he’s CB2 and not the high profile QB1 that Carr was for all those years.

I think we’re gonna get pressure, so he won’t be a factor this Saturday.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure if jerome simpson can do a flip and stick the landing.

he will must likley do to kareem is triple axle split and he still will not be looking for the ball.

by southpaw70 on Jan 3, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Safety

People always say he would be a good Tampa 2 corner, but I just can’t imagine combining the words Kareem and corner and anything positive coming from it.

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by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

So I'm corrected.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

errr...gotta rec that...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I am frigging excited!!

I am already kicking tiger cubs, and burning boxes of Frosted Flakes! My roommates have been making fun of me for sundays game, but I told them, Arian, OD, and Joseph were sitting all game, the second half we had 2nd and 3rd string lineman covering for Delhomme, our first string D was getting a lot of restwhile nading, and dobbins and the backups almost won the game for us. am I mad we lost yes, man Dreesen’s False start on the 2pt was bad and then followed up by Austins horrendous snap. we could have had the game but you know what I am looking forward to Saturday to beat some bengal ass in our house!

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by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

Next time

Try to be a little more excited. I mean, this is our first playoff game coming up. Show some emotion!

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Sir

dont you question my fandom! I am one of the Boldest TEXANS FANS EVER!!! I shaved my pubes into the shape of our LOGO!!! (I think next year i will do this then die it blue white and red! to show how bold I AM!

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by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

TMI
I shaved my pubes into the shape of our LOGO!!!

Good thing you’re not a Browns fan.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

RIGHT????

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Cuz they got no logo

You would have to use orange dye or something. Another reason it sucks to be a Browns fan and why is awesome to be a Texans fan!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Pubic grooming...

wut? :- )

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

you sir

are unamerican, if you cant talk about pubic grooming in the work place!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Kidaster

you are no fun, my pubic region should be in everyones minds lol.

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

here here!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

...and no bewbz to make it all go away...

/kubrick’d

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Done

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha. France = awesome.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

All rise for the waving of the French Flag

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Harry Pubiak?

i know give me the award already

by the Yate Debate on Jan 3, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Kubiak has the Texans ready

to be contenders for years to come. He is following the same path the Saints have taken. Offensive HC hires good DC and team is in the playoffs for years to come. Hopefully ol’ Wade will stick around like Williams has in NO.
I think the Texans can take the Bengals, but I don’t see it being easy. This is the playoffs, Bengals will come out ready to play and the Texans are holding it together with paper clips and bubble gum at this point with all the injuries. Hoping AJ can physically perform as he is capable of, and not just at 80%. Also hoping Briesel can play and the O-Line gets it back together. But the bottom line it is win or go home, so i expect the texans to leave it all on the field Saturday. I think Texans win 24 -20.

by McAggie on Jan 3, 2012 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

I forgot about that.

Perhaps the most observant comment I’ve seen in a long time.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 3, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ouch!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Tuesday practice

fanpost up.

Briesel is practicing. Amazing.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

Gracias...

I was just getting ready to research how long he’s been out and try to compare to the time Manning spent out. It would be hard to imagine his break was worse than Manning’s considering he played a chunk of the second half with it broke.

…battlin’…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and he played a half with the break

but his position requires less of a stress on that, I would imagine. But what do I know, I have two healthy legs and I’ll be on my couch watching the game.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

he broke it on Dec 11 and may be starting Jan 7...less than four weeks...the mysteries of the faith...

Associated Press

HOUSTON — Texans guard Mike Brisiel has undergone surgery Monday to repair a broken right leg, and coach Gary Kubiak is hoping he’ll be back in three to four weeks.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Umm… He’s got 109 extra pounds and spends most of the game in a crouch. So yeah.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinkin

a safety is hindered by a broken leg more than an OG. Not the case?

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I think everyone’s hindered by a broken leg. Except Jack Youngblood.

by GatorTD on Jan 3, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And Greg Jennings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

While at the mothership - you have to see this weeks ON THE NOSE

Killer – Cody has Bob McNair as guest. This is the best one of all year!!!

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv-media/videos/LIVE-Texans-Tuesday-practice/fb381e1a-3da6-4ca3-9042-93ce698ed99c#?id=87a9b26a-2e7b-44e6-90e0-189c6dce0085&channelName=Recent

by Kidaster on Jan 3, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously

This season has been one big fat plate of crow for Mike Lombardi

Kubiak believes in you

by JayRedd on Jan 3, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

Dude looks embarrassed any time he’s asked about the Texans now.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 5, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone know who will be "officiating" the game?

And do you know where I find someone who makes voodoo dolls?

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

...maaaayyyybe, my wife.

She swore all that off years ago when she left the bayou, but she understands gris gris and the crid’dz. Not real sure I want to delve into all that…remember, the refs are your freinz.
/just in case
//runs to store for whole cobbed corn w/husk
///I know she’s gonna need some rum…

plan B: stick this
http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/508330000-schiedsrichterin-cheerleader-kostuem-karnevalskostuem-karnevalskostueme-damenkostuem-faschingskostueme.jpg

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 3, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

I may get flagged for touching the ref.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 3, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Personal Foul, Illegal Use Of Hands, Player Has Been Disqualified

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

last year

the ref assignments came out on Wednesday, per Google.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no leavey no leavey no leavey

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 3, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I wanna play

No Boger, no Boger, no Boger, aaaaand STOP!

waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa

Kubiak believes in you

by JayRedd on Jan 3, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

^5

Blakeman was the ash-sat that zebraed the pitt game! Boger is a dick monkey as well

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Jan 4, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe we can ask Jon Banks if he knows someone.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Playoff Time Baby !

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