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If you didn't love J.J. Watt before (and really, why would you not have?), this article by Alan Burge of the Examiner will give you more reason to be glad he wears Steel Blue.

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I wish

players would realize that a pair of gloves or a game worn jerseys make a die hard fan AND tons and TONS of new fans….i swear you could make 52 die hard fans and like 2000 new fans….

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 26, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

just another reason

I love this organization and the character of people they draft.

by TexansForLife on Jan 26, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Tag wreckage.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 26, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

mario blanco is the shit

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 26, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

Couldn't read it

Any article that claims JJ Watt is a defensive tackle is automatically closed on my web browsed

by Dawakat on Jan 27, 2012 1:13 AM CST reply actions  

Devil's advocate, though, I don't think he wrote the caption on the photo in question.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 27, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

My sister's friend from Wisconsin (a guy) came to stay with us recently

He is a new friend of hers from work so none of us had met him. As soon as we meet them at the bar the first night we bought him a beer for being from the MegaWatt’s home state. He immediately went on to tell us that JJ Watt is really a huge asshole douchebag that is extremely arrogant.

We took the beer from him and told him good luck on finding a place to stay tonight because he was not welcome in our household. Joking aside, my parents and I later came to the obvious conclusion that the MegaWatt must have had brutal sex with his girlfriend/mom/sister/all three somewhere along the way.

GO TEXANS!!

Rectum!? Damn near killed 'em!!!

by theSpaceCityKid on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM CST reply actions  

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