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2012 Pro Bowl: Open Thread

Yes, the Pro Bowl is little more than a glorified exhibition. It's also your last opportunity to watch Gary Kubiak and his staff, Johnathan Joseph, Chris Myers, and Antonio Smith (Arian Foster's sitting this one out) do what they do until OTAs crank back up over the summer.

This is your open thread for the 2012 Pro Bowl. Perhaps your witty commentary can make this into chicken salad.

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Any Potiental Free agents to look at?

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

all of them

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

true

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Jan 29, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure they will find a way to discuss or show peighton mannin.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

please no....

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Colts front office moved on weeks ago, haven't you heard ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's coming to the Texans !

Solomon’d

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

how many injured quarterbacks does a team need?

DON’T HOG THEM ALL!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

we let you guys keep fetushead

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

is the team still called the Indianapolis Peightun Manning's Colts

or will it change too?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard it is the horseshoe now...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't disrespect tha shoe.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

we can't have any of the players in this game without letting of

mario, foster, or myers.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Then lets watch those free agents.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

none really. most are franchise players.

http://www.nfl.com/probowl/story/09000d5d82578253/article/2012-pro-bowl-rosters

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to be a loooong off season.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yeahhh this is really alien to me

being as the soccer offseason is only like two months in all reality, and there’s a major tournament every 2 years to keep us occupied too, nevermind

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm really liking the extended coverage of soccer in the US.

They show select EPL matches on major networks. And I have a soccer channel in my cable package.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I root for Manchester United.

Started watching Ruud Van Istelroy (sp?) and kind of jumped on the bandwagon.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhhh man

now both me and MDC have to hate you… and Ruud Van Nistelrooy, who was a very good striker tbf, and also so very nearly a Chelsea player if things had been different… I can see why he would help you jump on

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

GET YOUR SOCCER OUT OF MY FOOSBALL BLOG

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha ok. They also had Tim Howard briefly.

I try and follow the American players when they get a shot to play in the EPL.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm very sorry

and fair enough, Bolton just bought Tim Ream from the MLS this week, Dempsey is at Fulham, Howard and Donovan at Everton, you have quite the identity over here now…. no more NSN, I promise

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw Howard score that goal a few weeks back. Impressive.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

very flukey though

one in a million kinda thing, but it was impressive you’re right

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes seemed like the wind had alot to do with it.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

always been a liverpool boy

and LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Liverpool are my English Titans pretty much

along with Spurs and Leeds…. so I have very little else to say to you hahaha :)

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

yeah yeah i get that from ManU AND Man City fans….lol you guys get mean quick! (just assuming your a man U fan

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Chelsea fan

and believe me we hate the Scousers just as much as the Mancs do …. and we do yeahhh, it can get quite tribal over here, but most of my hate is just the typical sporting jest stuff, it’s only a game when all is said and done

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Psshhhh

COOYYYSSSS!!!

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Go AFC!!!!!!!!!

/doesn’t really care

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by Foster Child on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

I Care

Whichever conference wins gets to host the Super Bowl!

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who actually enjoys the Pro Bowl?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

With this announcing crew ? Or on mute ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

irregardlessfulness of the announcing crew.

i was talking about the game itself.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I like watching the Texans players, but nobody really showing any effort isn't that exciting.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling What B.J. Raji Is Doing "Trying"

Is an affront to the term.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

are you serious

I watched two snaps. when it was apparent the defense is just hand fighting……

this is shit.

"And now", said Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

by Kidaster on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

more of a "omg football is almost over... wtf happened to the season? why does it fly by?"

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

btw do nfl players still get to keep the pro bowl on their history if they don't play?

for example, if player x gets voted 10 times but only plays in 7, does he still get credit for those other 3?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

calling it cam newton will be MVP

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

nope tim tebow

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

he better not be.

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

two things...

Hot Chelle Rey?

and they are not a girl?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Marked'

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

this is when I welcome old age...

and the blissful lack of knowing these people or their “music.”

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This is when I welcome cold beers.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Woo Bud Light!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

he said beer.

not horse urine.

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I said Bud Light...

not Coors Light

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

light beer is still urine

real men drink moonshine

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

and then make a tv show about making moonshine illegally...

BRILLIANT!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

then one on meth. methopotamia would help improve its look from a homeless man’s shithole to a homeless man’s pisshole.

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Prefer Coors

Dont hate

I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture

by HB23 on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

holy blue balls

this guy sucks moar than a homeless man’s william hung

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

Who in God's name

Selected this guy to open the Pro Bowl?!?!

by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

my tv is on mute.

heard the first three seconds and knew he sucked.

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I loath these mid field concerts

because you can see the crowd is only like 15 people deep. It feels so contrived, especially when your playing this horn-swaggle.

by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ these guys suck

"...Andre, thank you for knowing when being a consummate professional needs to give way to just beating some mouthy punk's bitch ass. Because that was awesome. - MDC

"I like to get out to Vegas at least once a year for a heavyweight title bout. Because that's basically like the Oscars for hookers." - Sterling Archer

by LedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

tebow is trolling us

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

he's wearing womens pants

what the fuck is this shit?

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Sadly that is fashionable.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY WONT THIS SONG STOP???

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

No shit

I changed channels for 3 minutes and they’re STILL playing.

"...Andre, thank you for knowing when being a consummate professional needs to give way to just beating some mouthy punk's bitch ass. Because that was awesome. - MDC

"I like to get out to Vegas at least once a year for a heavyweight title bout. Because that's basically like the Oscars for hookers." - Sterling Archer

by LedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

"IT'S THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END"

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

everyone on the field is on lcd, spiked shrooms and mariyouana

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha Toro was the first person to vacate that stage.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

should have put one of his horns through the lead singer as a warning to quit their shit.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Carlos Mencia is still alive ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

hey jokes don't steal themselves...

someone has to do it.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

where did you see him

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone gave him a phone commercial.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

where?

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Him and Myers were added as alternates.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hilarious had to rewind it.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

All Peighton all the time.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

/watching IU game...

IOWA SUCKS!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PETER QUEEN

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

HARF HARF HARF BEN THROW BALL. HARF HARF

BEN NO TOUCH LADY. JUDGE SAID NO PERMISSION, NO TOUCHING HARF HARF HARF

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Someone sign this guy.

fuck hot ray chele or whatever there name was

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

Yay Pro Bowl!

I love a half-ass football game

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

Yup. Es pecially when that time could have been used to fap and drink and play video games.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly.

i’ve got some perfectly good porn on other tabs and an Xbox controller right next to me, I could have been doing other stuff

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Ray Lewis....

Knows all about saving lives

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

the judge saved his

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I need this game to hurry and start

So I can have something to do until the Royal Rumble comes on.

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by Antho10000 on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

pffft, wrestling.

you do know that you can see people actually kick the shit out of each other nowadays, right?

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Yep

But the rumble is one of the few that is worth watching now a days

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by Antho10000 on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

In wrestling that is

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by Antho10000 on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

So wanna guess who the MVP will be?

I will say Brees.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

Gary Kubiak.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

not playing.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Myers will be.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

not really playing hard, are they?

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twss

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Fans booed that horrible display.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeez....

Figure out something else if no one is going to play hard damnit.

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

I love that idea

Challenge DBs and WRs in a skeleton matchup, or even have a 40 yard dash competition

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't they do flag football ?

Seem to remember some running back suffer career ending injuries at pro bowl.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

QB accuracy……fastest man in the NFL……NFL’s strongest man……etc

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Like those shows in the 1970s?

Watch Billie Jean King and Jack Nicklaus be the original odd couple in a fight to the death against Martina Navratilova and Arnold Palmer.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Freeney is going to the Giants, i saw that hat..

LeBron’d

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

the good news is that the uniforms will be spotless at the end of the game...

will make perfect showpieces/souvenirs

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I feel sorry for the linemen...

they might have to break a sweat having to actually get into a stance every down.

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Seriousley

They might as well be playing flag football

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, they aren't?

Are we watching the same game? I may have it on the lingerie league…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope,

Then someone might hurt their ankle accidentally.

Tickle football!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

....

Are we watching the same game? I may have it on the lingerie league…

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That might actually be more interesting

If my wife weren’t in the same room.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea Champ Bailey is a pro bowler allright.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Pre-cal or Pro Bowl? Easy choice

Pre-cal

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

if this keeps up i might actually have to do homework

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some excitement

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Fire Kubiak !

outcoached again

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

//needs more talent

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Revis didn't attempt to cover or break up that pass.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

EA Sports presents All-Star Skill Competition.
Winners get money for charity and better Madden ratings (pride/ego boost there since every player always checks the ratings)

Fastest Man in the NFL
Strongest Man in the NFL
Skill competitions for each set of positions (QB, RB, LB, K, P)
1-on-1s between OL and DL
1-on-1s between Receivers and DB

Etc, etc.

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I would watch this.....

on any day

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Robert Edwards thinks beach football would be a great idea.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

By 1-on-1s between OL and DL

You mean head-to-head sumo wrestling, right? Because I would pay to see that

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm mainly going off the old mini-games Madden had

but that was, more or less, the gist……OL keep the DL from reach a certain point, DL reach the point.

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the kickers should play HORSE

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YES i would literally pay like 10000 dollars to see this

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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Could definitely work with punters

I could put the ball out of bounds at the five……I could put the ball on the 1 (with spin)…..I can hang it in the air for longer than 6 seconds, etc.

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

bonus points for kicking it with your bare foot

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

/tennessee'd

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

More bonus points for kicking a field goal using a bicycle kick.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not possible.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

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That sounds like a bet!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

A minor detail.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd pay to see if QB's could put the ball through a ring on a 30 yard out

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by Antho10000 on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they scrapped them a few years back

the other day they were showing the 06 skills competition on NFLN

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah my first pro bowl was in 2005 and all week leading up to the game they had all types of competitions.

Races, QB drills, strength competitions between the OL/DL players and some other cool skill drills.

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by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You were in the Pro Bowl?

I didn’t vote for you.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I got in thanks to popularity.

Don’t need votes when you’ve got that.

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by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Listen

strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ footballs is no basis for a system of picking pro-bowlers!

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I was watching that....

It was really interesting

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I thought Debbie Gibson died in a bleach accident.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

Sammy Sosa'd

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

Also, who?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

She's pregnant with my two-headed love child

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O92QcjT6vDY

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You are Zaphod Beeblebrox's father?

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Doesn't everything make more sense now?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, yes it does.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

pop star of yesteryear...

who ended up having to do Playboy to make money.

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Playboy?

I didn’t know. Here I come, Internets!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So did Tiffany...

/my teenage self haz a happy

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa

Tiffany aged quite nicely.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like looking right into Miley Cyrus's future...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Her song was #1 on the Billboard Charts when I was born!

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by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

OH COME ON

It’s Big Ben…..defenders should be killing themselves to take a huge shot at him.

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by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

I guess we know how serious this game is now...

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It looks like soccer out there with all the diving.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Woah woah woah

/actually a fair comment, which I hate haha

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

FTFY
It looks like soccer basketball out there with all the diving.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That announcer has a point

everyone scout college basketball for future draftpicks

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

So when does the guy with the bucket of confetti come out onto the field?

This is Harlem Globetrotters right?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

Really?

This is Janikowsk’s first Pro-Bowl?

I’m kinda surprised.

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I think

I saw a kid sleeping in the stands…probably a jets fan…

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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Or a fan of quality football.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

lol this.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

gawd...

can they just get really drunk first next year? That I think would make it entertaining.

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I want a petition for a skills competition rather than a game.....

i’d do it but im busy :P

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The Dude doesn't count ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Guys with all these good ideas for a better pro bowl....

We should do something about it!

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

Champ Bailly picks up fumble...

then runs backwards.

I think they are just trolling everyone.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

Trollin' NFL fandom at large for bucks...

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

John Cleese on Whitney?!

God, how did things go so badly for him that he ended up on THAT show?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Meth is a hell of a drug...

or he is getting a shit ton of dollars.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I just assumed he lost a bet with Eric Idle or something.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He's doing AA (car recovery) adverts in the UK

they’re fucking awful, he seems pretty desperate for money tbh

by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

.... :(

that’s sad.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He needs to see a brain specialist

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

How is that show still airing?

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No, starters, I think.

Earl Thomas is the real deal and Kam Chancellor is a star in the making.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Kam Chancellor is to Taylor Mays as MJD is to Reggie Bush?

one was billed as the “poor man’s” other, but turned out way better?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Only shitheads thought Taylor Mays would amount to anything.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

The Seahawks defense is going to be fun to watch next year. Especially if they can improve the pass rush next year.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

IOWA SUCKS!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

with how much anti-Iowa stuff you posted tonight I thought they had beaten IU and you were raging.

disappointed, though a .500 season having knocked off some big dogs is a success for Iowa this year.

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

anti-iowa?

It was truthful and honest stuff there.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised this many ppl are watching the probowl

How is our players looking? I just tuned in

by Zukywich08 on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I won't be watching for long.

7 on 7 drills only hold my interest for so long.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

the D-lineman are just standing there.

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by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

more like quarter-ass effort

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you guys they are giving 4 asses worth of effort out there.

Big ol’ black girl asses.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone for just a pinch of ass effort?

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if it involves the cheerleaders.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Tony Gonzalez with the blatant OPI.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Okay that was actually kinda cool

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

ok, that was good.

Rodgers REALLY didn’t want to throw a pick there

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

looked like he wanted to dribble it after he caught it

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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

LOL... just tuned in. Watched a couple of snaps of the line "play".

Proof that this game isn’t being taken seriously. It looks more like people running into each other in a crowded mall than it does real linemen doing real technique.

I wonder… has there ever been a God-honest sack in a Pro Bowl? :D

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Oh yeah...

Did you see that O lineman and that rusher just chatting during the play?

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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding. I've taken worse bruises just shaking hands with someone.

If the game weren’t in Hawaii, they’d probably not even sweat. :D

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

People stopped taking this game seriously after Sean Taylor was murdered by Paul Tagliabue because he hit that punter too hard.

Open your mind, sheeple.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

And Mark Wahlberg could of stopped it

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

wait...

I have seen this movie!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Be nice to the plants!

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I COULD HAVE STOPPED 9/11

NAWT YOU, NAWT YOU, AND NAWT YOU

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

OWAH MOVIE STAHS AHH BETTAH THAN YOU-AH MOVIE STAHS

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

SO BRAVE

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

My God... with that level of tackling, they might as well just wear flags around their waists.

Flag football Pro Bowl FTW!

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

ROFLMAO!

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

How the fuck did he make it into the Pro Bowl?!?!?!?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Idiot fans based on name recognition.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

because Tebow would have been even more embarassing than this game...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Weak AFC field.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Who'd you LOL more over? Rivers, or Sanchez?

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

There are no good QBs in the AFC.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

except for Brady

and he’s not playing because of the Super Bowl

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

And Schaub because his foot fell off or something.

And Tebow is too busy circumcising the Kardashians.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear he already renounced that sinful Kardashian.

According to TimTebow.com NFL.com.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't he dating Lindsey Vonn now?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah I think that's already passed.

It went from Vonn to Katy Perry to now Kardashian. Something like that. Lady Gaga is next I guess.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF...is he converting them or something?

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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Everybody wants Tebow Time I guess.

Excluding the fans of the other 31 NFL teams.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

now Rogers is gonna have to throw one too

just to keep it fair

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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Doing what he does best.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Rivers is really playing hard!

Looks just like regular season there!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Grand news!

There’s still nearly 3 full quarters left of action!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Bullshit!

There’s no action in the Pro-Bowl!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with UT.

Define “action”.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Hardcore nudity.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

With midgets

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna go download some midget porn to celebrate.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow that's lame.

I already have all midget porn ever made downloaded.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Bridgette the Midget doing shows in Houston.

Just Sayin’

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Pacers crushed the Magic.

And apparently tickets for Tuesday night games are 2 for 1. Woo hoo!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

God damn it the Heat won.

Can’t troll the Heat fans for amusement tonight. Guess laughing at this game for awhile will have to do.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Bulls are worse than the Heat.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Are they leading the division?

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by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Bulls.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

but are one of the top 4 seeds?

I remember seen that they were #3 or 4 in the East.

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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

They're #5 but a half-game back from Atlanta and Philadelphia.

We’ve played one less game and our next is a home game against New Jersey, so we’re tied. What’s more important is we’ve played 13 out of 19 on the road, so we basically end the season with all home games in April.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pacers are in a ridiculously tough stretch right now, and they are 3-2.

Wins @LA, @Chicago, @Orlando, losses @Boston, vs. Orlando. Next is vs. New Jersey, @Minnesota, @Dallas, vs. Orlando, vs. Gordon Hayward, @Atlanta, @Memphis, vs. Denver, vs. Miami. Then it’s pretty easy for a while.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's pretty rough.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that the Jazz game is on a Tuesday.

Free ticket!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, okay

I knew they weren’t #7-9.

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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Besides the Bulls and Heat, the Pacers are the most likely to make the Finals from the East regardless of seeding.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the home winning %

but they’ve done pretty well on the road, no?

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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

5-1, 2-0 when I'm there.

8-5 on the road which is one of the best in the league.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Plenty of years the 3 or 4 seed in the East has a losing record.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, everyone, tell you what:

Instead of trying to simulate real football, how about they just pull the offensive and defensive lines out and just have a QB and DBs in? Count to 3-Mississippi then throw, and if you want real contact, have the linesmen play patty-cake on the sidelines.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

7 on 7 drills!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we still talking about midget porn?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Tamba Hali on Jimmy Graham?

I see no problem with that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

On Lifetime, there's a movie called "Sexting in Surburbia"

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Valerie Bertinelli in...

“Men are terrible and will hurt you because this is Lifetime”

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lmao...my sentiments exactly.

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

And the ones who aren't terrible and won't hurt you have been castrated.

The only two types of men to appear on Lifetime.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like the worst title for midget porn I've ever heard.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

“Lifetime: Television for Women. Yet, for some reason, there’s always a woman getting beaten on that channel.” -Jim Gaffigan

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

My mom saw the preview this morning and said

“Ooh, you know I’ll be watching that tonight!” fml

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by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I know. We're all such well-trained suckers, aren't we?

I’m complaining, yet I haven’t changed the channel.

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

same here

i figure i’ll just bitch more than they actually play

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

We're just a bunch of football hipsters

we watch the pro bowl ironically

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Awesome.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Mystery Pro Bowl Theater 3000?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I root for the Hammerheads

some independent arena league team you probably never heard of

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This should be the new Rick Roll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxwH9RbQzJ0

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

That's the kind of video that can send someone into diabetic coma.

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

INSENSITIVE, MY CAT HAS DIABETES!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So does my dog sprinkles.

the irony haunts me to this very day…

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Show him the video; tell me if he goes into a coma. :p

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

>_>

<_<

/adds to favorites.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_cs824Jek

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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No! That was not Kubiak! There's NBC screwing up again

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

Matt Schoob ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Kyrie Irving is awesome.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

*nice

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

The Pacers sideline reporter is very hot.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

The little girl, Alex, from Modern Family is stunning.

She’s going to be a knockout when she’s legal.

/Watching the Sag Awards
//would be awesome is there was an award show called the Swag Awards
///but CH and other wiggas like him ruined the word by over using it

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by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, wigger is OUR word.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha that's not good.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

man fuck these AFC QBs

Kubiak should have gotten the O-line fired up and ran the ball down their throat all game long

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

....

thats great….i want to “have a black”
bq. These guys laughing down there. They’re having a blast.

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

blast...*

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome to the Pro Bowl where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

That's right,

the points are just like shampoo in Colin’s bathroom.

Kubiak believes in you

by JayRedd on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Clemson plays better defense that what we see in the Pro bowl.

Not sure what happened but I guess some one just scored another easy TD.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

what have you been watching?

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Mavs/Spurs.

Nice game right now. It’s on ESPN.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

..........

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Wade looks like he's lost major weight.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

'hived...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

He supposedly dropped a ton as a result of the surgery.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade looks like he lost some weight.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Wade looks like he's lost some weight.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Wade looks like he's gained some weight.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Has Wade lost some weight?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

Wade looks like he's lost some weight.

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

---

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade looks just a little tubby...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

I think Wade was forcefed until his stomach exploded

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

Mr. Creosote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or are they picking on Champ Bailey?

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

the NFC hates old people

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or has Champ Bailey lost some weight?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

and Jennings tebows in the endzone...

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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Fire Kubiak!

He’s gonna cost us this game!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Also he hasn't lost weight.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He would've never done a fake punt.

#FireKubiak

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak ranked 13th of 35 coaches this year in aggressiveness according to FO

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2012/aggressiveness-index-2011

Caldwell only being 24th surprised me.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao Rex Ryan 31st.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

In his defense he did have sanchize.

Hard to really pull the trigger with a bag of suck as your qb.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it was ALL THE OC's FAULT!!!!one1!!1

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa am I in a game thread from 2010?

I must go warn Japan of the tsunami!!!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

....coldplay for a football game?

oh wait this is soccer

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Deep thought

I miss parachute pants.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

if i knew what these are

I would probably tell you they are back in style

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you, Mr. Handey.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for "Deep Thoughts"

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0G1CxyvWA

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

seen a kid with these at school....this year

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Meth is a hell of a drug...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

He was dancing alot...

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He pulls.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

?what?

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah In Living Color.

Good times. Goood times.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

back when the Wayan bros were funny...

what happened to them?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I know Fox censored the show so much that Keenan Ivory Wayan quit and some of his family members left.

After that no idea what really happened to them but they are rebooting In Living Color on Fox.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a shame MadTV never got ratings...

they were funnier than SNL for awhile.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Troof

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

by KMR24 on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I really liked their skits.

Still watch them on youtube from time to time.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

White Girls ?

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

yup. white girls are the kyrptonite of all black men

/das raycess

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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Lmao, I meant the movie...

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

So rec'd.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Like this?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

None

If you’re a huge company, you’re immune from copyright violations.

/no politics

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And prosecution and taxes and...

/still no politics

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Randy Moss.....

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Obligatory rec

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It feels good to know that BESFs have no pro-bowlers

I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali

by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

so greened already...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Great owner.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Like Jim Irsay.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

he is a magnificent drunk bastard...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

so much love for nice guys....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

What was that?

I couldn’t read the comment over the glare from that Super Bowl ring.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, it was because

your franchise has no neck.

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 30, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

And for the halftime performance

Bob Costas’s ego

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

There is no stage large enough

None.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah no Peter King spreading Brett Favre rumors?

I am disappoint.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The day ain't over yet.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

All Peightan Mannung all the time.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Stadium's too small.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

State of Hawaii's too small.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

it's not a real state

Obama is illegitimate.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Here in Dixie, we call it "North Kenya"

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

/waiting for it.....

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by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

das raycess.gif

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm naming my first kid/4th corgi this.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha, ruining Rodney Harrison's day deserves a fucking medal.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

So what odds do y'all give lsu of crossing the 50 with these defenses on the field?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

10 honey badgers...

this kid at my school answered a math question on a test i saw…i was like wow not suprised

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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Skim.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

even the painter colts....

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

over/under: number of times Super Bowl XLII gets mentioned by the media

947,788

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Over. ESPN still isn't done yet.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah the media can't get enough of the NEW YORK/BOSTON rivalry BS shoved up their ass.

Which is why I’ve mostly avoided all the sports websites and ESPN.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

same here

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

#firstworldproblems

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Am I the only one waiting for either Costas or Peter King to start humping Tom Brady's leg?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Can you see Costas' left hand?

Nope.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Fapfapfapfapfap

And here I was worried Costas was having a stroke.

Now the truth is out!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the problem

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 30, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Eww gross.

Left hands.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Tom Brady sucks and I hate him

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

no

Tuck and Osi will violate him on national television

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Nah. Brady will be an MVP then Irsay will come down to the field and fire Manning on national TV.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

been watching too much wrasslin

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

double anal, happening. The FCC will shit bricks

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

For some reason

I imagine Jim Irsay donning a Trump combover wig setting up a boardroom table at midfield and pointing at Peyton Manning saying “You’re fired!”

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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I see Peyton walking in on Irsay and Luck
with Irsay giving him the old "Peyton it's not you...it's your neck"

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

eli manning sounds like

south parks Al gore impersonations

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

lazier than fetushead's neck?

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

"Eli, thank you for joining us tonight...

“Now tell us about Peyton Manning.”

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

Finally Shaun White and the Winter X games.

Hurry up and win mavs/spurs whoever.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

From another site I'm reading.
I have always driven manual trannys

Which, of course, begs the obvious question: where’s Jordann tonight?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

LOL at Cam.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

lolCam

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

/has flashback

/rages

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't watch NFLN after that game

I would have punched someone if I heard it on that sunday

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

JASON BABIN?!?!!?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

wow...

so hard to choose an MVP right now. Obviously he will be a defensive player, but so many are standing out that it is hard to choose just one.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

Andy Dalton

Is gonna treat the NFC like it’s Taylor HS.

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by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Is that why the drive ended with a field goal?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA DC rephrase that. the pride of Katy HS not TX...

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that claim clearly belongs to the mall.

what would Katy be without a shitty one story mall?

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

the mall?

Katy kids go to la centerra duh…

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

Katy Mills is a recent addition. K-Town was a blessed place long before that.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Katy Mills sucks ass

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

No Argument Here

Most Katians were none too pleased when it was announced.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

well it used to be cool till they decided to

be child friendly…..a train….a play area….a jump thing and a small shitty arcade area….i swear only thing good there is bass pro shop

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy...

Unless you’re implying I’m the pride of Katy, TX, in which case, carry on.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

He's Setting 'Em Up

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

For disappointment?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Erroneous

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

::Shaking head::

Sweet Durga’s bunions, you changed your sig!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I was wondering when that would happen.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

The original one didn’t fit anymore..

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

When Miller Lite wins an award, it means the competition shouldn't have happened.

Unless it’s a bad beer contest. In that case, Curs Light would be the winner.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

it was the Pro Bowl of beer competitions...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The Egg McMuffin of the Pro Bowl of beer competitions.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

not a real competition?

errrr…wait…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAY BEAST MODE!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

FREE BEAST MODE!!!!

UNLEASH THE RAINBOW!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

a dance major regretting his career decisions...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If he's anything like Gabbert, fleeing for his life.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Words I just heard from my daughter to my son
I like Justing Beiber, by the way.

Clearly, I have failed as a parent.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

I blame Disney and Youtube...

and your poor parenting.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

And how do you intend to atone for this transgression?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Self flagellation

Natch.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

always the answer...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I pity you.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

how old is she?

she might interested in girls

/just sayin

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

*be

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

5

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

naw

that’s just life. If had been the other way around then maybe.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

what are famous last words of alaska rednecks

I will take Potent Potables for 500, Alex.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm that wasn't pretty.

And after he didn’t go two times.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

JoJooooooo

You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit the guy arm IS BROKEN

glad there not assholes like certain channels i know

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

oh wait....

after the 3rd reply they are rude

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

WHOO! J-JOE!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

JoJo

with a pick.cool

by BC5 on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

JJo with the pick!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah I noticed that.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Derp moment

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Johnathan Joseph

Is proof that good things can happen to Texans fans.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

..

CHALLENGE THAT!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Marvin Lewis laughs...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Danica Patrick should do porn.

she’s not super hot or anything but if Chyna can do it i’m sure Danica would make a fortune.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure citing Chyna as a "For" argument would help here. :-S

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Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting booed at the Pro Bowl

That must make one feel great.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly what you'd expect from an entertainer and an icon.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

no one cares what communist hawaii football fans do...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

are you kidding?

the actual Hawaiians are busy doing meth and running from dog the bounty hunter, those are all old people on vacation and the families of the players.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I AM ALWAYS TOTALLY SERIOUS!

also you may have a point. We should take away Hawaii’s statehood just for dog the bounty hunter.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That guy is an embarrassment to the US.

As if we needed more.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we do need more.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or...

…do the AFC defenders seem to be going after Cam?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

standard td play

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Just as they drew it up.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

So, Marshall has caught as many TDs - with no drops! - in this game as he did all year?

Seems about right.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'ed

You….you earned it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Stallworth picked up where Leonard Little left off

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So brave.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Doug Flutie is shorter than I remember...

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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

Shaun White is almost up in the Winter X-Games.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

/looks up Shaun White

WHO LET ALL OF TEH GINGERS OUT?!?!?!? FIRST DALTON, NOW THIS GUY!!!! THEY AHH TAKIN OVAH!!!

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah been waiting.

Mavs/Spurs almost went double overtime /near miss

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiac is coaching a hell of a game...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

That was on the lower left-hand side of his Denny's menu.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The ones labeled in pink?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

FIRE TEH BUM

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

sportspickle
That play featured a drop and a touchdown catch. It’s the most Brandon Marshall play ever.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

ha!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Seabass is enjoying Hawaiian food.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Question is did he leave any for the REST of Hawaii?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa

Ninja looks angry.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Wait, Janikowski never made a Pro Bowl before?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

He certainly earned it this year. 7 FGs from 50+

Perfect inside 40.
20 for 21 inside 50
31 of 35 overall.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

AL DAVIS'S LEGACY CONTINUES OF DRAFTING PERFECTION

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

GARY KOOOBIAK IS NO CREATIVE GAMEPLANNER

HE IS GONNA LOOK AWAY WHEN SEABASS KICKS IT ANYWAY

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

STOP HYPING UP OUR PLAYERS

THEY WILL WANT MOAR MONEY!!!!!!!

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

They're saying nice things about the Texans...I...I'm confused.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

BUT IS HE THE PEDROIA OF DEFENSIVE ENDS

/PETER KING’D
/DAMN YOU TEXANSDC FOR BRINGING IN BASEBALL TO MY BLOG

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

NINJA SACK

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

there you go Smith.

Rip his freakn head off!!

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

A Punt Return ?

Whaaaaaa

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

meh

if it was a kick return then i would be surprised

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

But he actually caught the ball...

And then ran forwards….
Confused me.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ANTI-JACOBIED

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not used to announcers knowing half of something about any of the players on the field

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Do y'all see how Kubiak has his team pumped!

#FireKubiak

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Kubiakism

REC’D

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

They actually play defense in the Pro Bowl?

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

who hires a sideline reporter named Randy Moss?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

they thought it was the other randy moss

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

on second thought, that would be an AWESOME idea

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

And he is in fact doing sideline reporting.

Trouble is that every time they go to him, he’s taking that play off so they found some schmuck they call Randy Moss.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Randy Moss the interaction designer and artist based in Seattle.

http://www.rmoss.com/

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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

btw does anyone know a cheap way to watch rockets games in austin?!?!?!

time warner wants an arm and a left nut for nba league pass

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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

frontrow?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat

And no, I don’t have an answer either

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Move to Houston ?

jk

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Steal league pass.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

COME ON KUBIAK!!! CALL A HALFBACK PASS!!1 YOU KNOW U WANT TO

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

If ever there were a game for it, this would be it.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

he could have called it at least once every game during the season

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Indifference.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

ah, makes since.

he probably had a date with the Baltimore cheerleaders.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

or sense.

I hate typing while switching between the game

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

wit a "ass like dat"

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

he's married.

his wife would probably not be too happy about that.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

He's an NFL player.

I’m sure he’s got a bunch of mistresses.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Excess buildup of anti-awesomeness.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

He is pissed off about not playing against the pats

he preferred to stay angry and hungry than to show up for this game

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Writer's block.

Shitty poetry doesn’t write itself.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I hurt his hand when I met him last weekend.

Moster grip.

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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

if he has a fumbling or catching problem next year, i'm murdering you

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a jury in Houston would convict either.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

and they would dismiss my previous statement in a court of law

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Randy Moss: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about twenty years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started catching touchdowns.
Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Randall instead of Randy?
Randy Moss: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

At this point I'd be surprised if London Fletcher wasn't the father of one of the other Pro Bowlers.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

KUBES WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PLAYCALLING

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

GARY KOOOBIAX IS TEH EGG McMUFFIN OF HEAD COACHES

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

brandon marshall is Pro Bowl MVP

/throws up

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

Could be worse.

Could have been Philip Rivers.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Ryan Mathews.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

YA BETTAH CALL SOMEBODDDYYYYYYYYYYY

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You don't know how badly I wanna kill whoever made this picture.

… Or whoever posts it where I can see it.

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ha damn you.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I am so gonna kill you for that.

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank goodness he started including subject lines....

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He failed by putting them.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  


Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

just fuckin' unsociable...

BACK TO THE BASEMENT!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

no please no...

it smells and there is no light. Plus a creature named Cass roams there… an unholy beast.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Pats fans are down there stinking up the joint.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

they aren't as bad as those Colt fans...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

...fan...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade sitting on the bench with Ray Ray...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

shows Ray Ray his scar...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

"Ain't shit. Look at this."

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

"That's a nice scar, Wade."

“And I know a thing or two about making scars.”

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

EVERY TIGHT END WAS UNDERDRAFTED

/MAYOCK’D

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

I'd take Mayock over Kiper and McShay

though he does have a couple very odd opinions each year.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

NFC LINES COMING DOWN ON CAM

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

AFC wants the winner money more

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

doesn't the winner of the Pro Bowl get like 20-40k more?

just shows how different money is to NFL players. Who here wouldn’t scrap their fucking ass off for 20-40k?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

A mild concussion really isn't that bad

like a week long mild hangover, and that’s having turned down vicodin for it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

how do you know the difference?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

because they told me I really really shouldn't drink for a week or two

and I can do that easily when the situation calls for it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

50 k winners, 25 k losers

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The things you'd do to me for $20K....

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

hell the things you'dve done for 20 dollars

/heard the rumors
/wishes i was a part of them
/faps to thoughts of what 5 dollars of bfd would buy

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

he was young and needed the money!!!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So true

Hell, I used to give plasma twice a week AND do those pharmaceutical experiments. I watched SB 24 in a perverted version of intensive care because of a reaction I had with experimental pharms.

Also, drinking and eating spicy foods bets. Oh yes.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

used to do plasma.

too fat to do studies.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

And billiards and bowling. In one good weekend of bowling, I could make $1000, enough for my needs for a month.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Money can't buy me love.

loljk it can buy me LSD and ecstasy.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

NAWT WHEN COMPAHED TO DA PRIDE OF KATEEE TEXAS

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

BRANDON MARSHALL BEASTIN

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

MVP sealed.

thanks Gary…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

marshall is MVP now

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

No Schaub so yes he can.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

butterin' up BM for when he goes FA...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

sooo too lazy to look up...

but didn’t the MVP used to get a Cadillac? Anyone know off the top of their head if they still do that?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

Free airfare back to the mainland.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

What a white elephant that would be. He couldnt' take it on the plane back to the mainland with him.

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!?!

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

on the sideline, coaching the defense

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

HE WAS ON IR

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's kinda sorta a little NSFW, but you did ask. :D

http://www.whosay.com/bestworstadvice/photos/122634

--------
"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Needs moar trunk.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

#banemh

with extreme prejudice.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i think schaub got a truck

not sure though

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

looks like they still get a car...

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/kc-native-awards-the-pro-bowl-mvp-a-new-car

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

beat me to it

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

dolphin fans have got to be pissed.

4 tds in one game. where was that all season long?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

could have been better

recs 81 yards 1,214 td’s 6

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

YUP

he should go to houston. those guys have a decent backup in matt schoob

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he's 3rd string.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Mathis pass on the Pro Bowl? I thought he had been selected as an alternate.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

he thought the game was in indy

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

he was first alternate and Andre Carter went on IR, so Mathis is there or passed.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

damn who did cam piss off?

he is getting nailed more than a sorority girl pledging. and now he throws a pick

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

the AFC defense

all of the other QBs just stood there in the pocket and they were cool with that. the Rookie came in and started running around, pissed them off.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit do I love me some Derrick Johnson

So damn fast.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

I was watching that draft in a bar in Philly

Yelling at the TV like a sailor with Tourette’s. The bartendress – remember, this is Philly – slid a beer to me and said it was on the house. A guy close to me leaned in and said he’d never seen her buy a customer a beer.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

i wish he would have gone to a good college

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me again that Cushing got snubbed for "Ray Ray".

He’d go Sean Taylor on somebody.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

that was the greatest pro bowl play i’ve ever seen

by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

nope

sean taylor laying out a punter has got to be the best

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Linky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0lDT6q6do

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

great coaching by Kubiac...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

Took 16 Games Longer Than I Thought It Would

But Cam Newton is finally doing what I thought he’d do in the NFL.

Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

damn it i wanna see the seabass 74 yard field goal

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

I wanna see Seabass's 36C man titties, but this isn't about what WE WANT.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

roflcopter

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

bring on the kicker

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

Brees says hello

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Homeless mans Doug Floutie.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That was Drew Brees kicking the PAT.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

lol@Brees

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

CHASE DANIELS IS A BETTER QB KICKER EXTRA POINT KICKER PLAYER QB

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

a flag?

wait they have refs there?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

WOWOw

they hate cam newton…..lol like seriously they hate him.

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

he stole Romo's place...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

why do you say that?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Quiz

You would do Flo, yes or no?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

No.

Her commercials make my dick shrink. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

/knows your standards aren't that high...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That bitch cray

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

strange...

he would not do Flo, but earlier said he would do Jimmy Fallon in drag.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

pft...

who wouldnt do Jimmy Fallon in general…..he’s got his own ice cream

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

BLARGH!

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

10/10, would bang again

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

though CH said "she" tasted kinda funny.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor

by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It's pretty gay to not suck dicks.

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

eh.

Not so hot without all that makeup. And to old for me personally.

So no.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

She’s over 12. UGH OLLLLLDDDD

Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this

by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you word there...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

where?

sounds right to me

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

schwag...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Well english is my fourth language...

I mistake made sorry big time.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Me love you long time

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

but you told me you loved me long time

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

he's a gold digger...and owed a beer?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

wonder if he would settle for Goldschläger?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed I did.

Oh well. I have no more fucks to give tonight.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes yes. :D

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

So weird to see all the Texans coaches out there.

Just…freaky.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

especially when they all suck

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

GMC suv going to Brandon Marshall's mom

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

should have given her a lexus instead

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

they shoulda played tebow

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

they earned every bit of it

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Cuz you know who dropped all those TD catches?

Matt Moore.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Aight, Internet!

I need to focus on work for an hour or two. Make sure the cellar dwellers are locked away before y’all go to sleep. The last time PUD got out, not a single goat survived. Its virginity, at least.

@NSN: I know I still owe you a beer. I need to get through this week and I’ll drop you a line.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 29, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

what for?

and yeah im down whenever

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

but we like it up here...

and who knew you had coors light for everyone?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You can have my share.

There are less expensive sources of urine.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

you can have free urine...

just give me a couple hours.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

first pro bowl i've watched in years.

and the ONLY reason i watched was because our guys were coaching it. so proud of Koobz and company, helluva way to cap off a helluva year.

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

none for you myers.

why do i want oreos all of a sudden? strange.

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

His placement in the photo

Is funny….because he is a CeNtEr!

Steer the Steers of Steel to steal victory from the jaws of defeat!
2010 Texans = 2011 Aggies
2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?

by drwhitmire91 on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck the aggies

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

God Bless, brother

Steer the Steers of Steel to steal victory from the jaws of defeat!
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2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?

by drwhitmire91 on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

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