2012 Pro Bowl: Open Thread
Yes, the Pro Bowl is little more than a glorified exhibition. It's also your last opportunity to watch Gary Kubiak and his staff, Johnathan Joseph, Chris Myers, and Antonio Smith (Arian Foster's sitting this one out) do what they do until OTAs crank back up over the summer.
This is your open thread for the 2012 Pro Bowl. Perhaps your witty commentary can make this into chicken salad.
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- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure they will find a way to discuss or show peighton mannin.
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please no....
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Colts front office moved on weeks ago, haven't you heard ?
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LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He's coming to the Texans !
Solomon’d
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how many injured quarterbacks does a team need?
DON’T HOG THEM ALL!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
we let you guys keep fetushead
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
is the team still called the Indianapolis Peightun Manning's Colts
or will it change too?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
I heard it is the horseshoe now...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Don't disrespect tha shoe.
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I thought it was the Peighton Manning Colts of Indianapolis
Formerly of Baltimore
Kubiak believes in you
we can't have any of the players in this game without letting of
mario, foster, or myers.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Then lets watch those free agents.
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none really. most are franchise players.
http://www.nfl.com/probowl/story/09000d5d82578253/article/2012-pro-bowl-rosters
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
staying up for this purely because I'm not ready for 6 months without football
This sport is definitely getting to me hahaha
Going to be a loooong off season.
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yeahhh this is really alien to me
being as the soccer offseason is only like two months in all reality, and there’s a major tournament every 2 years to keep us occupied too, nevermind
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm really liking the extended coverage of soccer in the US.
They show select EPL matches on major networks. And I have a soccer channel in my cable package.
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Cool, if I were you I'd support Chelsea
and don’t let MDC tell you otherwise…
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
I root for Manchester United.
Started watching Ruud Van Istelroy (sp?) and kind of jumped on the bandwagon.
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ahhhh man
now both me and MDC have to hate you… and Ruud Van Nistelrooy, who was a very good striker tbf, and also so very nearly a Chelsea player if things had been different… I can see why he would help you jump on
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
GET YOUR SOCCER OUT OF MY FOOSBALL BLOG
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Haha ok. They also had Tim Howard briefly.
I try and follow the American players when they get a shot to play in the EPL.
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I'm very sorry
and fair enough, Bolton just bought Tim Ream from the MLS this week, Dempsey is at Fulham, Howard and Donovan at Everton, you have quite the identity over here now…. no more NSN, I promise
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Saw Howard score that goal a few weeks back. Impressive.
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very flukey though
one in a million kinda thing, but it was impressive you’re right
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
Yes seemed like the wind had alot to do with it.
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always been a liverpool boy
and LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
Liverpool are my English Titans pretty much
along with Spurs and Leeds…. so I have very little else to say to you hahaha :)
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
yeah yeah i get that from ManU AND Man City fans….lol you guys get mean quick! (just assuming your a man U fan
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Chelsea fan
and believe me we hate the Scousers just as much as the Mancs do …. and we do yeahhh, it can get quite tribal over here, but most of my hate is just the typical sporting jest stuff, it’s only a game when all is said and done
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Go AFC!!!!!!!!!
/doesn’t really care
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Am I the only one who actually enjoys the Pro Bowl?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions
With this announcing crew ? Or on mute ?
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irregardlessfulness of the announcing crew.
i was talking about the game itself.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
I like watching the Texans players, but nobody really showing any effort isn't that exciting.
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Calling What B.J. Raji Is Doing "Trying"
Is an affront to the term.
Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...
are you serious
I watched two snaps. when it was apparent the defense is just hand fighting……
this is shit.
"And now", said Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"
more of a "omg football is almost over... wtf happened to the season? why does it fly by?"
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
btw do nfl players still get to keep the pro bowl on their history if they don't play?
for example, if player x gets voted 10 times but only plays in 7, does he still get credit for those other 3?
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions
nope tim tebow
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"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
two things...
Hot Chelle Rey?
and they are not a girl?
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Marked'
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this is when I welcome old age...
and the blissful lack of knowing these people or their “music.”
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
This is when I welcome cold beers.
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Woo Bud Light!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
he said beer.
not horse urine.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
I said Bud Light...
not Coors Light
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
light beer is still urine
real men drink moonshine
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
and then make a tv show about making moonshine illegally...
BRILLIANT!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
yup
then one on meth. methopotamia would help improve its look from a homeless man’s shithole to a homeless man’s pisshole.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Prefer Coors
Dont hate
I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
TJ Yates - DATruth DAFuture
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holy blue balls
this guy sucks moar than a homeless man’s william hung
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions
Who in God's name
Selected this guy to open the Pro Bowl?!?!
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions
my tv is on mute.
heard the first three seconds and knew he sucked.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
I loath these mid field concerts
because you can see the crowd is only like 15 people deep. It feels so contrived, especially when your playing this horn-swaggle.
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus Christ these guys suck
"...Andre, thank you for knowing when being a consummate professional needs to give way to just beating some mouthy punk's bitch ass. Because that was awesome. - MDC
"I like to get out to Vegas at least once a year for a heavyweight title bout. Because that's basically like the Oscars for hookers." - Sterling Archer
tebow is trolling us
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
a shame what mainstream music has come to
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he's wearing womens pants
what the fuck is this shit?
by Toolshed1 on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Sadly that is fashionable.
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WHY WONT THIS SONG STOP???
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No shit
I changed channels for 3 minutes and they’re STILL playing.
"...Andre, thank you for knowing when being a consummate professional needs to give way to just beating some mouthy punk's bitch ass. Because that was awesome. - MDC
"I like to get out to Vegas at least once a year for a heavyweight title bout. Because that's basically like the Oscars for hookers." - Sterling Archer
"IT'S THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END"
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
everyone on the field is on lcd, spiked shrooms and mariyouana
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Haha Toro was the first person to vacate that stage.
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should have put one of his horns through the lead singer as a warning to quit their shit.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
Carlos Mencia is still alive ?
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hey jokes don't steal themselves...
someone has to do it.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
yup
where did you see him
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
Someone gave him a phone commercial.
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where?
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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
Him and Myers were added as alternates.
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Hilarious had to rewind it.
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All Peighton all the time.
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/watching IU game...
IOWA SUCKS!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PETER QUEEN
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions
HARF HARF HARF BEN THROW BALL. HARF HARF
BEN NO TOUCH LADY. JUDGE SAID NO PERMISSION, NO TOUCHING HARF HARF HARF
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions
Someone sign this guy.
fuck hot ray chele or whatever there name was
2012 1st round draft pick is...............
Yay Pro Bowl!
I love a half-ass football game
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Yup. Es pecially when that time could have been used to fap and drink and play video games.
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Ray Lewis....
Knows all about saving lives
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the judge saved his
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
I need this game to hurry and start
So I can have something to do until the Royal Rumble comes on.
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This is where the cool is.
How about you watch some real wrastling?
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WWE is taking jobs away from real wrastlers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
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pffft, wrestling.
you do know that you can see people actually kick the shit out of each other nowadays, right?
Yep
But the rumble is one of the few that is worth watching now a days
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This is where the cool is.
In wrestling that is
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
So wanna guess who the MVP will be?
I will say Brees.
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Gary Kubiak.
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Are our guys going to be blocking for Arian Foster?
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions
not playing.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Chris Myers will be.
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Oh, my bad for not looking at the actual playing roster
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM CST reply actions
not really playing hard, are they?
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Fans booed that horrible display.
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Jeez....
Figure out something else if no one is going to play hard damnit.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Seriously ought to just do a skills competition with winning players earning money for charity or something
"Lord, beer me strength."
I love that idea
Challenge DBs and WRs in a skeleton matchup, or even have a 40 yard dash competition
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i remeber them doin something like that before the pro bowl one year.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't they do flag football ?
Seem to remember some running back suffer career ending injuries at pro bowl.
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Like those shows in the 1970s?
Watch Billie Jean King and Jack Nicklaus be the original odd couple in a fight to the death against Martina Navratilova and Arnold Palmer.
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Freeney is going to the Giants, i saw that hat..
LeBron’d
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the good news is that the uniforms will be spotless at the end of the game...
will make perfect showpieces/souvenirs
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I feel sorry for the linemen...
they might have to break a sweat having to actually get into a stance every down.
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Seriousley
They might as well be playing flag football
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wait, they aren't?
Are we watching the same game? I may have it on the lingerie league…
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Nope,
Then someone might hurt their ankle accidentally.
Tickle football!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
That might actually be more interesting
If my wife weren’t in the same room.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yea Champ Bailey is a pro bowler allright.
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Pre-cal or Pro Bowl? Easy choice
Pre-cal
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if this keeps up i might actually have to do homework
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:44 PM CST reply actions
some excitement
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions
Fire Kubiak !
outcoached again
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Revis didn't attempt to cover or break up that pass.
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I really don't understand why you even have a Pro Bowl
if only a few players are going to actually try
EA Sports presents All-Star Skill Competition.
Winners get money for charity and better Madden ratings (pride/ego boost there since every player always checks the ratings)
Fastest Man in the NFL
Strongest Man in the NFL
Skill competitions for each set of positions (QB, RB, LB, K, P)
1-on-1s between OL and DL
1-on-1s between Receivers and DB
Etc, etc.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I would watch this.....
on any day
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Robert Edwards thinks beach football would be a great idea.
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By 1-on-1s between OL and DL
You mean head-to-head sumo wrestling, right? Because I would pay to see that
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I'm mainly going off the old mini-games Madden had
but that was, more or less, the gist……OL keep the DL from reach a certain point, DL reach the point.
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YES i would literally pay like 10000 dollars to see this
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Could definitely work with punters
I could put the ball out of bounds at the five……I could put the ball on the 1 (with spin)…..I can hang it in the air for longer than 6 seconds, etc.
"Lord, beer me strength."
bonus points for kicking it with your bare foot
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/tennessee'd
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More bonus points for kicking a field goal using a bicycle kick.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
That's not possible.
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That sounds like a bet!
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A minor detail.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'd pay to see if QB's could put the ball through a ring on a 30 yard out
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This is where the cool is.
I think they scrapped them a few years back
the other day they were showing the 06 skills competition on NFLN
Yeah my first pro bowl was in 2005 and all week leading up to the game they had all types of competitions.
Races, QB drills, strength competitions between the OL/DL players and some other cool skill drills.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You were in the Pro Bowl?
I didn’t vote for you.
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I got in thanks to popularity.
Don’t need votes when you’ve got that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Listen
strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ footballs is no basis for a system of picking pro-bowlers!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
I was watching that....
It was really interesting
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I thought Debbie Gibson died in a bleach accident.
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Sammy Sosa'd
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Sadly, no.
Also, who?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
She's pregnant with my two-headed love child
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O92QcjT6vDY
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You are Zaphod Beeblebrox's father?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't everything make more sense now?
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Yes, yes it does.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
pop star of yesteryear...
who ended up having to do Playboy to make money.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
Playboy?
I didn’t know. Here I come, Internets!
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So did Tiffany...
/my teenage self haz a happy
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
Tiffany aged quite nicely.
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It's like looking right into Miley Cyrus's future...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Her song was #1 on the Billboard Charts when I was born!
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OH COME ON
It’s Big Ben…..defenders should be killing themselves to take a huge shot at him.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I guess we know how serious this game is now...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It looks like soccer out there with all the diving.
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Woah woah woah
/actually a fair comment, which I hate haha
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
FTFY
It looks likesoccerbasketball out there with all the diving.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
So when does the guy with the bucket of confetti come out onto the field?
This is Harlem Globetrotters right?
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Really?
This is Janikowsk’s first Pro-Bowl?
I’m kinda surprised.
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I think
I saw a kid sleeping in the stands…probably a jets fan…
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Or a fan of quality football.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
gawd...
can they just get really drunk first next year? That I think would make it entertaining.
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I want a petition for a skills competition rather than a game.....
i’d do it but im busy :P
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
The Dude doesn't count ?
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Guys with all these good ideas for a better pro bowl....
We should do something about it!
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
Champ Bailly picks up fumble...
then runs backwards.
I think they are just trolling everyone.
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Trollin' NFL fandom at large for bucks...
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John Cleese on Whitney?!
God, how did things go so badly for him that he ended up on THAT show?
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Meth is a hell of a drug...
or he is getting a shit ton of dollars.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
I just assumed he lost a bet with Eric Idle or something.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
He's doing AA (car recovery) adverts in the UK
they’re fucking awful, he seems pretty desperate for money tbh
by EnglishTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
.... :(
that’s sad.
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How is that show still airing?
when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Ha I guess.
Should really scrap the game and bring back the competitions.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Kubiak just keeps his guys battlin out there.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Damn Seahawks have two pro bowlers from their secondary? I guess alternates.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
No, starters, I think.
Earl Thomas is the real deal and Kam Chancellor is a star in the making.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Kam Chancellor is to Taylor Mays as MJD is to Reggie Bush?
one was billed as the “poor man’s” other, but turned out way better?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Only shitheads thought Taylor Mays would amount to anything.
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Pretty much.
The Seahawks defense is going to be fun to watch next year. Especially if they can improve the pass rush next year.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
IOWA SUCKS!!!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
with how much anti-Iowa stuff you posted tonight I thought they had beaten IU and you were raging.
disappointed, though a .500 season having knocked off some big dogs is a success for Iowa this year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
anti-iowa?
It was truthful and honest stuff there.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised this many ppl are watching the probowl
How is our players looking? I just tuned in
by Zukywich08 on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I won't be watching for long.
7 on 7 drills only hold my interest for so long.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
the D-lineman are just standing there.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I remember my first pro bowl they used to at least kinda rush.Last few years though it's not even half-ass effort.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fuck you guys they are giving 4 asses worth of effort out there.
Big ol’ black girl asses.
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anyone for just a pinch of ass effort?
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Only if it involves the cheerleaders.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Tony Gonzalez with the blatant OPI.
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looked like he wanted to dribble it after he caught it
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LOL... just tuned in. Watched a couple of snaps of the line "play".
Proof that this game isn’t being taken seriously. It looks more like people running into each other in a crowded mall than it does real linemen doing real technique.
I wonder… has there ever been a God-honest sack in a Pro Bowl? :D
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Oh yeah...
Did you see that O lineman and that rusher just chatting during the play?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding. I've taken worse bruises just shaking hands with someone.
If the game weren’t in Hawaii, they’d probably not even sweat. :D
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
lol
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by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
People stopped taking this game seriously after Sean Taylor was murdered by Paul Tagliabue because he hit that punter too hard.
Open your mind, sheeple.
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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
wait...
I have seen this movie!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Be nice to the plants!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
I COULD HAVE STOPPED 9/11
NAWT YOU, NAWT YOU, AND NAWT YOU
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OWAH MOVIE STAHS AHH BETTAH THAN YOU-AH MOVIE STAHS
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
SO BRAVE
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My God... with that level of tackling, they might as well just wear flags around their waists.
Flag football Pro Bowl FTW!
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
ROFLMAO!
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
How the fuck did he make it into the Pro Bowl?!?!?!?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
because Tebow would have been even more embarassing than this game...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
Who'd you LOL more over? Rivers, or Sanchez?
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
There are no good QBs in the AFC.
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except for Brady
and he’s not playing because of the Super Bowl
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And Schaub because his foot fell off or something.
And Tebow is too busy circumcising the Kardashians.
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I hear he already renounced that sinful Kardashian.
According to TimTebow.com NFL.com.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ah I think that's already passed.
It went from Vonn to Katy Perry to now Kardashian. Something like that. Lady Gaga is next I guess.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
WTF...is he converting them or something?
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Everybody wants Tebow Time I guess.
Excluding the fans of the other 31 NFL teams.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
now Rogers is gonna have to throw one too
just to keep it fair
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
Rivers even throws picks in the pro bowl
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Doing what he does best.
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Hey Rivers is really playing hard!
Looks just like regular season there!
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Grand news!
There’s still nearly 3 full quarters left of action!
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Bullshit!
There’s no action in the Pro-Bowl!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with UT.
Define “action”.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Hardcore nudity.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
With midgets
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I'm gonna go download some midget porn to celebrate.
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Wow that's lame.
I already have all midget porn ever made downloaded.
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Bridgette the Midget doing shows in Houston.
Just Sayin’
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Pacers crushed the Magic.
And apparently tickets for Tuesday night games are 2 for 1. Woo hoo!
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God damn it the Heat won.
Can’t troll the Heat fans for amusement tonight. Guess laughing at this game for awhile will have to do.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Bulls are worse than the Heat.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Are they leading the division?
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
Bulls.
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but are one of the top 4 seeds?
I remember seen that they were #3 or 4 in the East.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
They're #5 but a half-game back from Atlanta and Philadelphia.
We’ve played one less game and our next is a home game against New Jersey, so we’re tied. What’s more important is we’ve played 13 out of 19 on the road, so we basically end the season with all home games in April.
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The Pacers are in a ridiculously tough stretch right now, and they are 3-2.
Wins @LA, @Chicago, @Orlando, losses @Boston, vs. Orlando. Next is vs. New Jersey, @Minnesota, @Dallas, vs. Orlando, vs. Gordon Hayward, @Atlanta, @Memphis, vs. Denver, vs. Miami. Then it’s pretty easy for a while.
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Yeah, that's pretty rough.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
I love that the Jazz game is on a Tuesday.
Free ticket!
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Oh, okay
I knew they weren’t #7-9.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
Besides the Bulls and Heat, the Pacers are the most likely to make the Finals from the East regardless of seeding.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
What's the home winning %
but they’ve done pretty well on the road, no?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
5-1, 2-0 when I'm there.
8-5 on the road which is one of the best in the league.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Plenty of years the 3 or 4 seed in the East has a losing record.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, everyone, tell you what:
Instead of trying to simulate real football, how about they just pull the offensive and defensive lines out and just have a QB and DBs in? Count to 3-Mississippi then throw, and if you want real contact, have the linesmen play patty-cake on the sidelines.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
7 on 7 drills!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Are we still talking about midget porn?
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Yeah that kid is 6'6. Love to see him here is Joel doesn't come back.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Tamba Hali on Jimmy Graham?
I see no problem with that.
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On Lifetime, there's a movie called "Sexting in Surburbia"
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Valerie Bertinelli in...
“Men are terrible and will hurt you because this is Lifetime”
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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lmao...my sentiments exactly.
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And the ones who aren't terrible and won't hurt you have been castrated.
The only two types of men to appear on Lifetime.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like the worst title for midget porn I've ever heard.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
“Lifetime: Television for Women. Yet, for some reason, there’s always a woman getting beaten on that channel.” -Jim Gaffigan
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
My mom saw the preview this morning and said
“Ooh, you know I’ll be watching that tonight!” fml
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
I know. We're all such well-trained suckers, aren't we?
I’m complaining, yet I haven’t changed the channel.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
We're just a bunch of football hipsters
we watch the pro bowl ironically
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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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Mystery Pro Bowl Theater 3000?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
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I root for the Hammerheads
some independent arena league team you probably never heard of
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This should be the new Rick Roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxwH9RbQzJ0
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That's the kind of video that can send someone into diabetic coma.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
INSENSITIVE, MY CAT HAS DIABETES!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
Show him the video; tell me if he goes into a coma. :p
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_cs824Jek
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
No! That was not Kubiak! There's NBC screwing up again
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Matt Schoob ?
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Yeah these Blake Griffin commercials are already getting out of hand.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Kyrie Irving is awesome.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
The Pacers sideline reporter is very hot.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
The little girl, Alex, from Modern Family is stunning.
She’s going to be a knockout when she’s legal.
/Watching the Sag Awards
//would be awesome is there was an award show called the Swag Awards
///but CH and other wiggas like him ruined the word by over using it
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
Hey, wigger is OUR word.
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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha that's not good.
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man fuck these AFC QBs
Kubiak should have gotten the O-line fired up and ran the ball down their throat all game long
....
thats great….i want to “have a black”
bq. These guys laughing down there. They’re having a blast.
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
blast...*
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome to the Pro Bowl where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
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Clemson plays better defense that what we see in the Pro bowl.
Not sure what happened but I guess some one just scored another easy TD.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
what have you been watching?
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
..........

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wade looks like he's lost major weight.
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'hived...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wade looks like he lost some weight.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wade looks like he's lost some weight.
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Wade looks like he's gained some weight.
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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Has Wade lost some weight?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions
Wade looks like he's lost some weight.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
Wade looks just a little tubby...
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
I think Wade was forcefed until his stomach exploded
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
Mr. Creosote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Is it just me or are they picking on Champ Bailey?
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
the NFC hates old people
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is it just me or has Champ Bailey lost some weight?
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by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
hey guys everyone knows 20% of body weight is in the gall bladder
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and Jennings tebows in the endzone...
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Fire Kubiak!
He’s gonna cost us this game!!
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Also he hasn't lost weight.
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He would've never done a fake punt.
#FireKubiak
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Kubiak ranked 13th of 35 coaches this year in aggressiveness according to FO
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2012/aggressiveness-index-2011
Caldwell only being 24th surprised me.
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
In his defense he did have sanchize.
Hard to really pull the trigger with a bag of suck as your qb.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it was ALL THE OC's FAULT!!!!one1!!1
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
whoa am I in a game thread from 2010?
I must go warn Japan of the tsunami!!!
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
....coldplay for a football game?
oh wait this is soccer
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Deep thought
I miss parachute pants.
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if i knew what these are
I would probably tell you they are back in style
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you, Mr. Handey.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for "Deep Thoughts"
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0G1CxyvWA
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
seen a kid with these at school....this year
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Meth is a hell of a drug...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
He was dancing alot...
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
He pulls.
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?what?
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
back when the Wayan bros were funny...
what happened to them?
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well I know Fox censored the show so much that Keenan Ivory Wayan quit and some of his family members left.
After that no idea what really happened to them but they are rebooting In Living Color on Fox.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
It's a shame MadTV never got ratings...
they were funnier than SNL for awhile.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Troof
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell
Yeah I really liked their skits.
Still watch them on youtube from time to time.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
White Girls ?
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yup. white girls are the kyrptonite of all black men
/das raycess
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Lmao, I meant the movie...
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So rec'd.
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So how much did Nike have to pay in royalties for that Fuel Band commercial
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None
If you’re a huge company, you’re immune from copyright violations.
/no politics
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you, Bud Adams.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions 15 recs
Obligatory rec
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by steelblue on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
so greened already...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Great owner.
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Like Jim Irsay.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
he is a magnificent drunk bastard...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
so much love for nice guys....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
What was that?
I couldn’t read the comment over the glare from that Super Bowl ring.

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Nah, it was because
your franchise has no neck.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Jan 30, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions
And for the halftime performance
Bob Costas’s ego
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by thebluffrat on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
There is no stage large enough
None.
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Ah no Peter King spreading Brett Favre rumors?
I am disappoint.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The day ain't over yet.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
All Peightan Mannung all the time.
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LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Stadium's too small.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
State of Hawaii's too small.
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it's not a real state
Obama is illegitimate.
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Here in Dixie, we call it "North Kenya"
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.........

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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
/waiting for it.....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm naming my first kid/4th corgi this.
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Haha, ruining Rodney Harrison's day deserves a fucking medal.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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Holy shit no basket on that game winning by a fucking millisecond.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
So what odds do y'all give lsu of crossing the 50 with these defenses on the field?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions
10 honey badgers...
this kid at my school answered a math question on a test i saw…i was like wow not suprised
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Skim.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
even the painter colts....
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Ram VS Browns was a better game last year. Anybody catch that instant classic?
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
over/under: number of times Super Bowl XLII gets mentioned by the media
947,788
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah the media can't get enough of the NEW YORK/BOSTON rivalry BS shoved up their ass.
Which is why I’ve mostly avoided all the sports websites and ESPN.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
same here
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
#firstworldproblems
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Am I the only one waiting for either Costas or Peter King to start humping Tom Brady's leg?
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Can you see Costas' left hand?
Nope.
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Fapfapfapfapfap
And here I was worried Costas was having a stroke.
Now the truth is out!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
that's the problem
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Jan 30, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions
Eww gross.
Left hands.
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Tom Brady sucks and I hate him
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no
Tuck and Osi will violate him on national television
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Nah. Brady will be an MVP then Irsay will come down to the field and fire Manning on national TV.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
been watching too much wrasslin
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
nope
double anal, happening. The FCC will shit bricks
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
For some reason
I imagine Jim Irsay donning a Trump combover wig setting up a boardroom table at midfield and pointing at Peyton Manning saying “You’re fired!”
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I see Peyton walking in on Irsay and Luck
lazier than fetushead's neck?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
"Eli, thank you for joining us tonight...
“Now tell us about Peyton Manning.”
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Finally Shaun White and the Winter X games.
Hurry up and win mavs/spurs whoever.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
From another site I'm reading.
I have always driven manual trannys
Which, of course, begs the obvious question: where’s Jordann tonight?
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lolCam
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Fuck Jason Babin
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by CFHTim on Jan 29, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
wow...
so hard to choose an MVP right now. Obviously he will be a defensive player, but so many are standing out that it is hard to choose just one.
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Andy Dalton
Is gonna treat the NFC like it’s Taylor HS.
Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is that why the drive ended with a field goal?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly, the pride of Katy, TX is also taking it easy in the Pro Bowl
It’s only fair.
"Lord, beer me strength."
HAHAHAHA DC rephrase that. the pride of Katy HS not TX...
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
the mall?
Katy kids go to la centerra duh…
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Katy Mills is a recent addition. K-Town was a blessed place long before that.
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Katy Mills sucks ass
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
No Argument Here
Most Katians were none too pleased when it was announced.
Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...
well it used to be cool till they decided to
be child friendly…..a train….a play area….a jump thing and a small shitty arcade area….i swear only thing good there is bass pro shop
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by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
He's Setting 'Em Up
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For disappointment?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
::Shaking head::
Sweet Durga’s bunions, you changed your sig!!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering when that would happen.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
When Miller Lite wins an award, it means the competition shouldn't have happened.
Unless it’s a bad beer contest. In that case, Curs Light would be the winner.
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it was the Pro Bowl of beer competitions...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Egg McMuffin of the Pro Bowl of beer competitions.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
not a real competition?
errrr…wait…
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YAAAAAAAY BEAST MODE!!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
a dance major regretting his career decisions...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
If he's anything like Gabbert, fleeing for his life.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Words I just heard from my daughter to my son
I like Justing Beiber, by the way.
Clearly, I have failed as a parent.
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I blame Disney and Youtube...
and your poor parenting.
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
And how do you intend to atone for this transgression?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Self flagellation
Natch.
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always the answer...
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how old is she?
she might interested in girls
/just sayin
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
*be
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"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
5
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naw
that’s just life. If had been the other way around then maybe.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
what are famous last words of alaska rednecks
I will take Potent Potables for 500, Alex.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
his arm like twisted 180
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I thought he had that jump but was just a little to slow on those turns.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
JoJooooooo
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holy shit the guy arm IS BROKEN
glad there not assholes like certain channels i know
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
oh wait....
after the 3rd reply they are rude
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
JJo with the pick!
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Johnathan Joseph
Is proof that good things can happen to Texans fans.
Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...
..
CHALLENGE THAT!!
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Marvin Lewis laughs...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Danica Patrick should do porn.
she’s not super hot or anything but if Chyna can do it i’m sure Danica would make a fortune.
I'm not sure citing Chyna as a "For" argument would help here. :-S
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Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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Exactly what you'd expect from an entertainer and an icon.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
no one cares what communist hawaii football fans do...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
are you kidding?
the actual Hawaiians are busy doing meth and running from dog the bounty hunter, those are all old people on vacation and the families of the players.
I AM ALWAYS TOTALLY SERIOUS!
also you may have a point. We should take away Hawaii’s statehood just for dog the bounty hunter.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I think we do need more.
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standard td play
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions
lol
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
So, Marshall has caught as many TDs - with no drops! - in this game as he did all year?
Seems about right.
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that was his controlled self
the other one would have stabbed those db’s and then dropped the ball
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'ed
You….you earned it.
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Yeah Ray Lewis stabs people and Stallworth runs them over with his car.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Stallworth picked up where Leonard Little left off
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
So brave.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Doug Flutie is shorter than I remember...
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Shaun White is almost up in the Winter X-Games.
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/looks up Shaun White
WHO LET ALL OF TEH GINGERS OUT?!?!?!? FIRST DALTON, NOW THIS GUY!!!! THEY AHH TAKIN OVAH!!!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah been waiting.
Mavs/Spurs almost went double overtime /near miss
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Kubiac is coaching a hell of a game...
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That was on the lower left-hand side of his Denny's menu.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
FIRE TEH BUM
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
sportspickle
That play featured a drop and a touchdown catch. It’s the most Brandon Marshall play ever.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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Seabass is enjoying Hawaiian food.
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Question is did he leave any for the REST of Hawaii?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa
Ninja looks angry.
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Wait, Janikowski never made a Pro Bowl before?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
He certainly earned it this year. 7 FGs from 50+
Perfect inside 40.
20 for 21 inside 50
31 of 35 overall.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
AL DAVIS'S LEGACY CONTINUES OF DRAFTING PERFECTION
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
There were about 4 or 5 games that Oakland wouldn't have won if they had another kicker
He truly does make 1st round impact.
"Lord, beer me strength."
GARY KOOOBIAK IS NO CREATIVE GAMEPLANNER
HE IS GONNA LOOK AWAY WHEN SEABASS KICKS IT ANYWAY
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions
STOP HYPING UP OUR PLAYERS
THEY WILL WANT MOAR MONEY!!!!!!!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions
They're saying nice things about the Texans...I...I'm confused.
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Oh, Watt'll make his Pro Bowls....don't you worry, Mayock.
/home run of a pick
"Lord, beer me strength."
BUT IS HE THE PEDROIA OF DEFENSIVE ENDS
/PETER KING’D
/DAMN YOU TEXANSDC FOR BRINGING IN BASEBALL TO MY BLOG
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
NINJA SACK
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions
there you go Smith.
Rip his freakn head off!!
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
A Punt Return ?
Whaaaaaa
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meh
if it was a kick return then i would be surprised
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
But he actually caught the ball...
And then ran forwards….
Confused me.
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ANTI-JACOBIED
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not used to announcers knowing half of something about any of the players on the field
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Do y'all see how Kubiak has his team pumped!
#FireKubiak
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i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They came to play today cotton!!
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
They actually play defense in the Pro Bowl?
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
who hires a sideline reporter named Randy Moss?
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they thought it was the other randy moss
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
on second thought, that would be an AWESOME idea
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
And he is in fact doing sideline reporting.
Trouble is that every time they go to him, he’s taking that play off so they found some schmuck they call Randy Moss.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Randy Moss the interaction designer and artist based in Seattle.
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btw does anyone know a cheap way to watch rockets games in austin?!?!?!
time warner wants an arm and a left nut for nba league pass
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions
frontrow?
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I'm in the same boat
And no, I don’t have an answer either
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Move to Houston ?
jk
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for some reason, i still have it. was supposed to turn off on the 8th.
Not complaining though.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Steal league pass.
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COME ON KUBIAK!!! CALL A HALFBACK PASS!!1 YOU KNOW U WANT TO
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
If ever there were a game for it, this would be it.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
he could have called it at least once every game during the season
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
wit a "ass like dat"
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he's married.
his wife would probably not be too happy about that.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
He's an NFL player.
I’m sure he’s got a bunch of mistresses.
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Excess buildup of anti-awesomeness.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
He is pissed off about not playing against the pats
he preferred to stay angry and hungry than to show up for this game
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Writer's block.
Shitty poetry doesn’t write itself.
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I hurt his hand when I met him last weekend.
Moster grip.
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if he has a fumbling or catching problem next year, i'm murdering you
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Not a jury in Houston would convict either.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
and they would dismiss my previous statement in a court of law
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Randy Moss: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about twenty years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started catching touchdowns.
Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Randall instead of Randy?
Randy Moss: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
At this point I'd be surprised if London Fletcher wasn't the father of one of the other Pro Bowlers.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
KUBES WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PLAYCALLING
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions
GARY KOOOBIAX IS TEH EGG McMUFFIN OF HEAD COACHES
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions
brandon marshall is Pro Bowl MVP
/throws up
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Could be worse.
Could have been Philip Rivers.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
YA BETTAH CALL SOMEBODDDYYYYYYYYYYY

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You don't know how badly I wanna kill whoever made this picture.
… Or whoever posts it where I can see it. 
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
by E.M.H. on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
COME AT ME BRO

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I am so gonna kill you for that.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Rec'd
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Thank goodness he started including subject lines....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
He failed by putting them.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this


Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
just fuckin' unsociable...
BACK TO THE BASEMENT!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
no please no...
it smells and there is no light. Plus a creature named Cass roams there… an unholy beast.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Pats fans are down there stinking up the joint.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
they aren't as bad as those Colt fans...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
...fan...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Rec
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Wade sitting on the bench with Ray Ray...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
shows Ray Ray his scar...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
"Ain't shit. Look at this."
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
"That's a nice scar, Wade."
“And I know a thing or two about making scars.”
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
EVERY TIGHT END WAS UNDERDRAFTED
/MAYOCK’D
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions
I'd take Mayock over Kiper and McShay
though he does have a couple very odd opinions each year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
NFC LINES COMING DOWN ON CAM
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions
AFC wants the winner money more
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
doesn't the winner of the Pro Bowl get like 20-40k more?
just shows how different money is to NFL players. Who here wouldn’t scrap their fucking ass off for 20-40k?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
A mild concussion really isn't that bad
like a week long mild hangover, and that’s having turned down vicodin for it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
how do you know the difference?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
because they told me I really really shouldn't drink for a week or two
and I can do that easily when the situation calls for it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
50 k winners, 25 k losers
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
For most of these guys that's just pocket change for a night out on the town.
Or the strip bar.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The things you'd do to me for $20K....
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
hell the things you'dve done for 20 dollars
/heard the rumors
/wishes i was a part of them
/faps to thoughts of what 5 dollars of bfd would buy
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
he was young and needed the money!!!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
So true
Hell, I used to give plasma twice a week AND do those pharmaceutical experiments. I watched SB 24 in a perverted version of intensive care because of a reaction I had with experimental pharms.
Also, drinking and eating spicy foods bets. Oh yes.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
used to do plasma.
too fat to do studies.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
And billiards and bowling. In one good weekend of bowling, I could make $1000, enough for my needs for a month.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Money can't buy me love.
loljk it can buy me LSD and ecstasy.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
NAWT WHEN COMPAHED TO DA PRIDE OF KATEEE TEXAS
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
BRANDON MARSHALL BEASTIN
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions
MVP sealed.
thanks Gary…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
marshall is MVP now
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
butterin' up BM for when he goes FA...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
sooo too lazy to look up...
but didn’t the MVP used to get a Cadillac? Anyone know off the top of their head if they still do that?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Free airfare back to the mainland.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
What a white elephant that would be. He couldnt' take it on the plane back to the mainland with him.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!?!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
on the sideline, coaching the defense
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HE WAS ON IR
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
It's kinda sorta a little NSFW, but you did ask. :D
http://www.whosay.com/bestworstadvice/photos/122634
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Needs moar trunk.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
#banemh
with extreme prejudice.
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
i think schaub got a truck
not sure though
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
looks like they still get a car...
http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/kc-native-awards-the-pro-bowl-mvp-a-new-car
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
beat me to it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
dolphin fans have got to be pissed.
4 tds in one game. where was that all season long?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
could have been better
recs 81 yards 1,214 td’s 6
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Respectable when Chad Henne and Matt Moore are the two QB's throwing.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
YUP
he should go to houston. those guys have a decent backup in matt schoob
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Did Mathis pass on the Pro Bowl? I thought he had been selected as an alternate.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
he thought the game was in indy
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
he was first alternate and Andre Carter went on IR, so Mathis is there or passed.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
damn who did cam piss off?
he is getting nailed more than a sorority girl pledging. and now he throws a pick
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
the AFC defense
all of the other QBs just stood there in the pocket and they were cool with that. the Rookie came in and started running around, pissed them off.
Holy shit do I love me some Derrick Johnson
So damn fast.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I was watching that draft in a bar in Philly
Yelling at the TV like a sailor with Tourette’s. The bartendress – remember, this is Philly – slid a beer to me and said it was on the house. A guy close to me leaned in and said he’d never seen her buy a customer a beer.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
i wish he would have gone to a good college
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Reminds me again that Cushing got snubbed for "Ray Ray".
He’d go Sean Taylor on somebody.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
nope
sean taylor laying out a punter has got to be the best
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Linky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0lDT6q6do
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
great coaching by Kubiac...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Took 16 Games Longer Than I Thought It Would
But Cam Newton is finally doing what I thought he’d do in the NFL.
Ecstatic that Texans fandom no longer means that April is the highlight of my season...
damn it i wanna see the seabass 74 yard field goal
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions
I wanna see Seabass's 36C man titties, but this isn't about what WE WANT.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
roflcopter
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
bring on the kicker
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions
Brees says hello
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
That was Drew Brees kicking the PAT.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
CHASE DANIELS IS A BETTER QB KICKER EXTRA POINT KICKER PLAYER QB
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions
a flag?
wait they have refs there?
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WOWOw
they hate cam newton…..lol like seriously they hate him.
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
he stole Romo's place...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
why do you say that?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
a sack? a actualy D line pushing on the o-line when maybe before they stood playing thumb war....
seriously. they hate him
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Quiz
You would do Flo, yes or no?
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No.
Her commercials make my dick shrink. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
/knows your standards aren't that high...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That bitch cray
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
strange...
he would not do Flo, but earlier said he would do Jimmy Fallon in drag.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
pft...
who wouldnt do Jimmy Fallon in general…..he’s got his own ice cream
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
BLARGH!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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10/10, would bang again
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
though CH said "she" tasted kinda funny.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
—Hanlon's Razor
by shake n bake on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
It's pretty gay to not suck dicks.
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
by Colts Homer on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
eh.
Not so hot without all that makeup. And to old for me personally.
So no.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah.
She’s over 12. UGH OLLLLLDDDD
Open your hand, take a glass / Don't be scared, I'm right here / Even though, you don't roll / Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
I think you word there...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
where?
sounds right to me
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
schwag...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Well english is my fourth language...
I mistake made sorry big time.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Me love you long time
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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but you told me you loved me long time
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
he's a gold digger...and owed a beer?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
wonder if he would settle for Goldschläger?
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
twss
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes yes. :D
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
So weird to see all the Texans coaches out there.
Just…freaky.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
especially when they all suck
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
GMC suv going to Brandon Marshall's mom
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Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
should have given her a lexus instead
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
they shoulda played tebow
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
they earned every bit of it
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Cuz you know who dropped all those TD catches?
Matt Moore.
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Aight, Internet!
I need to focus on work for an hour or two. Make sure the cellar dwellers are locked away before y’all go to sleep. The last time PUD got out, not a single goat survived. Its virginity, at least.
@NSN: I know I still owe you a beer. I need to get through this week and I’ll drop you a line.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
what for?
and yeah im down whenever
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 29, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
but we like it up here...
and who knew you had coors light for everyone?
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
You can have my share.
There are less expensive sources of urine.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
you can have free urine...
just give me a couple hours.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
first pro bowl i've watched in years.
and the ONLY reason i watched was because our guys were coaching it. so proud of Koobz and company, helluva way to cap off a helluva year.
Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
none for you myers.
why do i want oreos all of a sudden? strange.

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...
His placement in the photo
Is funny….because he is a CeNtEr!
Steer the Steers of Steel to steal victory from the jaws of defeat!
2010 Texans = 2011 Aggies
2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?
by drwhitmire91 on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
God Bless, brother

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2010 Texans = 2011 Aggies
2011 Texans = 2012 Aggies?
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