Battle Red Radio: Playoffs (9 P.M. CST)
by riversmccown on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM CST
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Today we'll be paying as much attention to the Titans game as the Texans did. Which is to say, we might ask a single question about it.
Join myself, Tim, and BFD. We will talk about these "played-offs," I believe they are called. Featured segments will include "Tim ranting about Kareem Jackson" and "Do they now suck, or do they just not care?"
If you'd like to get a question answered, there are two ways:
Option A: You could call in to the show! Our phone number is 661-244-9808. I'm not going to try to create a call-in segment anymore. I'll just work with the calls we have. The lines will open after the show starts, and as I see a caller, I'll take them in and let them lob their questions at us. Keep in mind that a) this is not a toll-free call for you and b) it may take 10-15 minutes to get to your call depending on call volume, long-winded responses, and technological constraints.
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
Option B: Leave us a question in the comments. We'll try to hit on it in a special segment near the end of the show.
Here's a direct link to the show if the embed link below does not let you listen live. While you wait, you can catch up on last week's show, but I wouldn't recommend it.
P.S.: This show will probably have cursing, and will probably not be suitable for younger audiences.
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Still writing 2DH.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Bull. He's watching the Sugar Bowl.
While fondling his makeshift Denard Robinson lovin’ doll
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Running quarterbacks need love too.
…But they’ve got to pay.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Rec'ed
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I made BBQ chicken with his sauce he put out on one of the 2DH
It was actually really good. I recommend to make it for those of you that have not tried it
No love for me?
Fine. If I talk like a midget on helium, would that make you feel better?
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
What time
Does this shindig get started?
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by Carter Liles on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
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and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
uhhhh?
ill be here at 10
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9 CT, 7 PT, 8 MT, 10 ET
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Why do you want them to increase their talent by so much?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions
Reply fail
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Question
Since Michigan is losing, can I get your best impersonation of MDC AT THIS MOMENT?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Or winning....whatever.
Just give an impersonation of MDC while the Michigan game is going on.
"Lord, beer me strength."
MDC at this moment?
/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
That's only while Lloyd Carr is on the field.
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Question:
Why is Kareem Jackson still on the field? We could find hundreds of other corners that could at least locate the ball in the air
At 10pm
I’ll also be on Calling All Sports Radio discussing your 2011 AFC South Division Champion Houston Texans.
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off to a hot start rivers
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Who's funnier, Cody or Cushing?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Depends on if it's intentional or not.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Tim, I think that title still belongs to Kareem Jackson.
Only because he’s being paid, period.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
whack off before game time.
tip noted.
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iswydt
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
when your answer to
“how do you feel about kareem in single coverage” is laughter…
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Sparty no!!!! I mean Kareem, no!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Come to think it, I did see crayon marks on Herring's hands that game.
Maybe he got ahold of Frank Bush’s playbook.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
C'mon! Make the sacrifice! Do it for the blog!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
whoever was pessimistic on this show needs to keep it up.
now is not the time to think positive about this team. that will mess up our karma
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions
I've already burned my Cushing jersey in effigy.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Truth....Kuharsky had an article up about Quin being awesome earlier today
Way to call it, bfd (and others).
"Lord, beer me strength."
fify
i know we all hate kareem jackson right now
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its week 18. everybody is banged up
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions
i think this team will play their asses off. they are really focused based on all that i've read on the mothership.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
ON THE AIR!!!!!! WE NEED REAL PROOF!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
DA SCOOTER IS A LEGIT MVP CONTENDER!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions
i'm glad he hired bush. otherwise we would have never gotten wade
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Beat Cincy, Bad Flacco, Pittsburgh here
I like the sound of this
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Denver v. Pittsburgh?
I’m pulling for the Rapture.
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yup. gotta agree with you there.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
dont. want.
I’d rather beat the Steelers at home than have the Tebow circus in town.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
I'm exptecting locusts to swarm the studio any minute now.....
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
should have happened after week 1. i think mdc's voice has put it off for this long
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
pressure is on the falcons. they traded everything for a wr.
if they dont make it to the super bowl their season was a failure
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions
osi,paul, tuck are manimals
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions
This just in...
ESPN is reporting Tim Tebow has just experienced a bowel movement. He remains probable for next week, but John Fox has called in Dr. James Andrews to give him a checkup.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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more at 11. we will be updating on a 15 minute basis. back to you at the studio
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Rachel Nichols
went from reporting from Brett Favre’s front yard to Tim Tebow’s hallway bathroom.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Javier Peter Paul is awesome.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
BEASTMODE!!!!!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
BEEEEEFFF MMMMMOOOOOEEEEEEE
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Give that man his Skittles!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ya, but the lions dont have
Marshawn “Beast Mode” “Hold my Dick” " Get off me N-Word" “Skittle” Lynch
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions
Michigan up 17-6
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Third time ive seen this
still dont get it…..
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
arian was asked how many reps did he need to be ready to play.
he said 42. he said it was a science. and you call yourself a texans fan
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 3, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I thought Carter was Kareem's biggest fan?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
QUESTION
who should houstton draft to replace kareem jackson? or sign? or who should shoot him in the leg?
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Get off Kareem's Jacques!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
every team needs a weakness. kareem is ours
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions
I thought thats why we brought in Turk?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
its funny cause a lot of teams have many players that make up a weakness,
Kareem makes our whole godly defense worse
MDC at this moment:
He has stopped fondling his Denard Robinson sex doll and is now making sweet, sweet cardboard love to his doll.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
You're welcome, Tim.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Tim has no respect for us peasants...
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Doubtful
I think she just had a baby. Although some guys are into that look….
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Best sex is pregnant sex.....
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
I defer to your expertise on the subject
I myself have no experience in that area
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
This is the truest thing written on the blog today.
Nothing is better than preggo horny. Noth. ing.
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how long have you been putting out?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
As often as possible?
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I keep my wife pregnant for this fact alone.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Depends on your point of view, I guess
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Whatever
the losing started when Tim banned Katy Perry in Elmo gif
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
yup. this is the key. if we lose this weekend this rule has to be abolished.
we will never win another game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
BO$$MAN WAS CU$HING'$ $OCK PUPPET
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions
UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions
Del-hommely?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
his vocabulary is limited
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
15 -24 160 YARDS 1 TD 0 PICKS
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions
Will the Homeless Man's Aaron Rodgers move up the ladder
and become the Migrant Worker’s Aaron Rodgers?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 3, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
lmao. gotta work that as my new sig somehow
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
wasn't he overthrown a couple of times?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions
is anyone else getting more nervous as we get closer to the game?
i might need to throw up and shit before kickoff on saturday
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions
Just don't do both at the same time
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Stomach Flu sucks
but its a great diet
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Aw crap, we're hosed.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
#90 Michigan
is all over the field….MDC, scouting report please
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
too busy masturbating with his quarterback cutout
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
STOP THROWING THE GODDAMN BALL TO VICKERS!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
And other assorted loud noises.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
The Bengals have seen the tape
they’ll just leave him open, Frank Bush CJ style.
So to counter this, Kubiak will have Foster throw it to him on 3rd and 1 at the goal line. It has worked fine in practice all week.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
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by Carter Liles on Jan 3, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby is
gonna feild like twelve punts this Saturday.
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
how many felony charges do you predict sushing will have for killin someone this weekend?
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
*cushing
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Of course he's not playing on Sunday!
The game is on Saturday.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
They need to tell Kareem that the game is on Sunday.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Lie to him, lock him in a closet, either suits me.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Or Kareem
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Or McCain.
Or McManis.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Or Nolan
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 3, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I thought you lived in River Oaks.
/flee
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Only Tebow can throw to a receiver religiously.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 3, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Breisel w/broken leg >>> Caldwell
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
breisel w/broken leg>>>>smith
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Joseph w/stumps>>>>>>>>>>Jackson
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Jan 3, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
battleredfans a girl?
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
No
It’s MDC.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
=P
you’re on my list buddy
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Jan 3, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
yes BattleRedFan is a girl
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Jan 3, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
How would you know?
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Jan 4, 2012 12:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
a woman??????!?!?!?!?!??!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions
MARRRYYYY MEEEEEE!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:10 PM CST reply actions
if you are 11 disregard this comment.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 3, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You sick fuck
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Well, shit...
Either the Calling All Sports guy got the day OR the number wrong.
And we have a caller? Yeah, sounds about right.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Thats what you get Hotshot
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Truth
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Doesn't seem like it'd be fair to those guys
They’re battlefighting out there.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I'd rather be under the radar
but I’d still rather have teh Schaub
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
BRF is a girl
And she kicks TOTAL ass.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Oops
Forgot to add she’s an old-timer ’round these parts, which is all sorts of awesome.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
callin a girl an old-timer
you’re too old experienced to make rookie mistakes like that.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
he meant well =)
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Jan 3, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Big-time
You’re one of my faves.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
=) ok I'll forgive you for your earlier transgression ;-)
all is forgiven =)
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
by BattleRedFan on Jan 3, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm enjoying this week
but man, whenever I think about next week, if that happens, I can only imagine.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
Just wait till the week after that!
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
Next week
is our biggest test.
We can take Big Ben or that NE Ole defense.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
but Durga help us
if the Tebows come to Reliant in the AFCCG. There would have to be a higher power involved in that, so I wouldn’t like our chances.
TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.
sorry if there were any awkward silences there at the end of my call
but the rule at the top said
I should add: If you call, just give us one question. Your best question. Thanks.
I would have and could have gone on =) . but I wanted to play by the rules and I didn’t know how many other callers you had behind me.
Thanks for the radio show =)
#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion
Can we change TWSS to TWBRFS?
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...
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