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HOUSTON, TX - January 01: Head coach Gary Kubiak  of the Houston Texans shakes leaves the locker room before the Houston Texans played against the Tennessee Titans on January 1, 2012 at Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas. Titans won 23 to 22. (Photo by Thomas B. Shea/Getty Images)

The great thing about this week’s Wild Card round opponent, the Cincinnati Bengals, is that your Houston Texans have played them this season. The rematch factor takes away from a lot of speculative guess work, as both teams can look back to see what they did well and need to adjust.

I thought it would be a good idea to take a look back at that 20-19 AFC South-clinching victory mere days away from one of the biggest football days in Houston history.

Before you jump, I would like to say how much of a treat it is to discuss playoff football with an actual horse in the race. I was encouraged by seeing the reserves play so hard against Tennessee and hope the team brings all of that passion and fight to Saturday's AFC Wild Card match-up. Now let's jump and see what happened last time these two teams met.

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What they did right: Trusted T.J. Yates.

The game plan resembled a Texans game plan. Coach Kubiak and Offensive Coordinator Rick Dennison truly let rookie quarterback T.J. Yates off the leash in his second start. He threw 44 times for an average of 6.8 yards per attempt, matching his rookie counterpart Andy Dalton. Yates also hit some deep passes down the field as each of the six Texans receivers caught at least one pass longer than 10 yards.

Despite an interception and five allowed sacks, neither Kubiak nor Yates panicked and got conservative. That persistence paid off, as Yates would reward the braintrust's faith in him by delivering a beautiful game-winning drive. The Texans need to remember that and come out willing to throw the ball to loosen up the Cincinnati defense.

What they did wrong: Five sacks allowed.

Yes, part of those sacks are on Yates for holding onto the ball a little too long and not feeling the pocket, but the offensive line has to do a better job of protecting the youngster – especially with his sore left shoulder. Keeping Yates clean will allow him to make the throws and keep the air from deflating out of (what should be) an electric Reliant Stadium crowd (who ought to be the loudest they've ever been).

The Cincinnati front four is aggressive, so watch guard Mike Brisiel’s status this week. Brisiel’s not perfect, but he’s a mauling guard who is better than Antoine Caldwell. Besides, who doesn't want a lineman out there who is tough enough to block on a broken leg?

What they did right: Halftime defensive adjustments.

In the first half, Cincinnati ran the ball 16 times for 84 yards. In the second half, Houston limited them to 17 yards on 13 carries – keeping them from running out the clock. Houston also was able to force a quick turnover in the second half with its lone sack and subsequent strip. The return of defensive coordinator Wade Phillips to calling game action cannot be understated. He truly has transformed the defense and makes all the right adjustments on game-day.

What they did wrong: They couldn’t take care of the ball.

Four fumbles, three of them lost, and an interception thrown by Yates led to short fields, lost momentum, and 10 Cincinnati points. Houston was incredibly careless with the football and lost the turnover battle four to two. It would have been a much different game had the offense not shot themselves in the foot so often. If Houston turns the ball over four times on Saturday, it will not end pretty.

What they did right: Win.

Despite an incredibly sloppy performance with four turnovers, five sacks allowed, a missed Neil Rackers field goal, a not-as-good-as-they-have-been pass rush, a struggling Arian Foster, and no Andre Johnson, the Texans won the game. This was one of the worst games we have seen from the Texans all season (I would argue they played worse here than any of their six losses) and they still won.

Regardless of the injuries and mistakes, the 2011 Texans team has shown resolve and doesn’t quit on itself as they have done in years past. If this team comes out and limits their mistakes, as they didn't do before, I imagine Saturday will be historic for all the right reasons.

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" It would have been a much different game had the offense not shot themselves in the foot so often."

Aye, the offense has foot problems this year.

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Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 AM CST reply actions  

Do a First Pun

While Blocking the First comment first thing.

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Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

And in blocking the "first"...

You effectively "first"ed… You must hate yourself :D

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Jan 4, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Great post and you nailed it

The team needs to take the field and just play their game. I really hope they don’t feel the pressure of “sudden death playoffs” and just be aggressive and have fun. Overthinking in football will get you run over as an individual and team, just GO!

NFL referee corruption is disgusting! I'm done as a season ticket holder until it gets cleaned up!

by MeMongo on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

Excellent point.

The Texans did play incredibly sloppy in their win against the Bengals, but they still came out on top. I think its safe to assume that this team will have some fire in their collective belly on Saturday, so their play should be that much more focused. I like our chances.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

The way Cushing has put it all out on the field this season....

I can’t imagine the intensity he’s going to display Saturday.

NFL referee corruption is disgusting! I'm done as a season ticket holder until it gets cleaned up!

by MeMongo on Jan 4, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't really realize how sloppy they played until I actually dug back into the game

It shouldn’t have been that close.

I expect both teams to up their effort, but I fully believe A) Arian won’t play as badly as he did back then and B) our defense kicks serious ass with Wade.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Great post

T-minus 78 hours

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 4, 2012 9:34 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Love the post.
What they did wrong: Five sacks allowed.

’+ lots of hits and pressures.

This seems like it has become a disturbing trend towards the end of the season. Has it?

PFF has the Texans ranked pretty high (7th in the NFL) in pass protection, but I get the impression the pass pro. has been eroding, particularly the work of Eric Winston.

by FreedomRide on Jan 4, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions  

Good catch

Forgot about including the 10 hits…the offensive line struggled mightily for most of the game.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't this the game Brisiel fractured his leg?

He also finished the game on said leg. If so maybe that helped the Bengals look a little better against our line. Also made them look worse since he has been out. Maybe i am wrong though.

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Jan 4, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn so they had four turnovers, but only 10 points?

That’s some mighty fine D there.

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by RaY210 on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

What referee team are we getting?

That has me more concerned that any player on the Bengals in terms of our chances to win.

NFL referee corruption is disgusting! I'm done as a season ticket holder until it gets cleaned up!

by MeMongo on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 AM CST reply actions  

Well Cheffers

we havent seen all season, but I will love if I never have to see Blakeman, Leavey, or Boger. Blakeman was the ref for Pitt game, Leavey is a huge POS, and Boger was the ref for Indy game. though, I dont know if how cheffers has been calling this season.

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by Taco Joe on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Pulled from football-refs.com
Bill September 16, 2011 at 6:20 am
Ugh. As an Eagles fan I’ve been dreading the week Carl Cheffers refs the game, and it comes this week! Worst ref in football. Completely useless. At least we get it done early.

REPLY

Preth September 16, 2011 at 9:49 am
Just keep in mind that it’s possible to get a referee twice. If your Eagles are getting Cheffers early, a second appointment is a strong possibility…

REPLY
Paul September 17, 2011 at 6:04 pm
You think Cheffers is the worst? I guess everyone has someone; I think Ron Winter owns the low berth, but has to periodically fight off Walt Coleman to keep it.

As to why Bill thinks that, no idea.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

...great.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, does that means he's gonna get calls backwards?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he will call

roughing the passer on Andy Dalton

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Unnecessary Roughness against Dalton would be a funny penalty

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm expecting at least one.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

and those all sound more reasonable than that damn roughing call on Watt

in Indy. I’m still pissed about what the officials did to Watt that day. The kid played harder than I’ve ever seen someone play and he got rewarded with bogus flags.

by Still Blue on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

LMAO

That’s always entertaining

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 4, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This was one of the worst games we have seen from the Texans all season (I would argue they played worse here than any of their six losses) and they still won.

I couldn’t agree any more.

Also stacked against us:

  • No AJ (Jacoby dropped a perfect pass for a TD on the first play) against a shaky pass D.
  • We should have gotten the Bengals best effort considering Marvin Lewis called it the biggest game in his 20-year career.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

"This was one of the worst games we have seen from the Texans all season..."

It’s not so much the 3-game losing streak that bothers me, it’s the 4-game streak since the last time the starting squad has played a really good game.

The 2nd-half drives to win at Cincy and the drive to open the game Sunday give me hope that the mojo is still there. They will need to bring it strong on Saturday.

by FreedomRide on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

Meh.

No AJ, less to play for, lack of focus (“1-0 each week” went out the window), no Wade/Wade worrying about health, etc. account for this.

We’ll come out and surprise people, I really believe that.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe that, too. I worry but I'm not pessimistic about Saturday's game.

In fact, I’ve been saying all week I expect the Texans to blow the Bengals away.

by FreedomRide on Jan 4, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Sunday's game was an inspired effort

That group of back-ups fighting and scrapping against a team fighting for the playoffs really got all the bad taste out of my mouth from Indy.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I was actually amused at the "effort" displayed by the BESFs

I couldn’t believe that we were handling them with our backups. I wasn’t a slightest bit worried about Sunday since it meant absolutely nothing for us, even though I’d have enjoyed a win that much more. Heck, even on the bad snap I saw Kubiak smirk on the sidelines with an expression saying “oh well, it doesn’t matter, we battled hard without our starters.”

We should have some concern a much better outcome this time with AJ on the field and a much in form Foster and Tate. I think if anything we were playing a little nervous that game with our first division title on the line.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 4, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Rewatching the game. First two plays tell me Saturday will be completely different.
  • Sherrick McManus runs the opening kickoff out to the 15. Won’t be seeing that Saturday.
  • Jacoby (in Andre’s spot) gets behind the D and drops a perfect throw from Yates. Won’t be seeing that Saturday.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

I expect to see

a long bomb to Andre on the first play

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

2nd play.

We ran the bomb 1st play last game. Probably going to expect it. lol

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

They will be expecting it on the 2nd play for this reason, so 1st play to throw them off.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 5, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I expect to see short, really fast releases on the first few pass plays

so that the defensive rushers ease up, then the long strike.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 4, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick slant on the first play

run
run
play action bomb
TD

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 4, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick slant for 7 yrd gain

run for 1st down
quick slant 5 yrd gain
run for 1st down
quick slant 7 yrd gain
long pass for 35 to 6 yrd line
run for TD

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 5, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Cincy touchback.

Benson stuffed for -1 up the middle.
Joseph pick 6.

14-0 Texans 9:37 1st Q.

by willieboyd on Jan 5, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Watched the 1st quarter. We moved the ball well and had 2 big defensive stops in our own territory.
  • 1st drive: Poorly executed. Jacoby dropped a deep ball on 1st, Yates overthrew an open Walter at the sticks on 3rd.
  • 3 and out for Cincy
  • 2nd drive: 7 plays 59 yards for FG includes a Tate 44 yard run. (3-0)
  • Bengals with a nice drive including a classic completion against Kareem to Simpson for 21, and a 42 yard Benson run. 1st and 6 on the 6, held them to a FG. (3-3)
  • 3rd drive: McManis with a horrible return and fumble, start at 15. Horrible pass by Yates intercepted at Houston 25.
  • Bengals have 3 plays for -4 yards. FG (3-6)

4th drive: Yates hits OD for 27 and Walter for 19. End of quarter (drive finishes in 2nd quarter after 83 yards and a Tate fumble on the 3).

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

2nd Quarter: Bengals with their first real drive (run heavy up the middle and a 4th down conversion)
  • Texans 4th drive (cont.): Convert on 3rd and 13 with a 21 yard screen to Foster. Tate with a 10 yard run to the 1. Tate fumbles on the 1.
  • Bengals: 9 positive runs (7 interior line) by Benson all under 10 yards. Jamison and Mitchell in for Smith and Cody for about 1/2 the drive. Gresham catch for 26. Bengals convert 4 and 3 with 11 yard pass to Green. 17 yard TD pass to Simpson (Allen and Manning on coverage). (3-13)
  • 5th drive: McManis with another return to the 15 (annnnd he’s hurt). Briesel’s limping very slightly, definitely has the broken leg at this point per later reports. Texans in shotgun for 2 minute drill. Passes to OD for 24 and 18. Tate sacked twice. Rackers misses 47 yarder with :30.

Bengals: Take over at their 37 after Rackers miss. 22 yard shovel pass to Hawkins. FG. (3-16)

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Halftime stats

Houston/Cincy

Score: 3-16
Rush yards: 85-92
Pass yards: 125-112
Total yards: 210-204
Turnovers: 2-0
Pts off turnovers: 0-10

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd Quarter: Houston gets TD off TO, Green with 61 yards of offense despite good coverage by Joseph and Quin
  • Dalton fumbles at Houston 17 on a sack/fumble by Barwin (beat their TE # 81 on the edge).
  • 6th drive: Yates to Dressen for 6 to convert on 3rd and 5. Yates to Dressen for 6 for TD. (10-16)
  • Bengals 3 and out. 2nd and 3rd down in shotgun (why not pound Benson?).
  • 7th drive: Derrick Mason drops possible first down catch (I think he was cut after this game). Turk pins them at the 2.
  • Bengals go back to the run. Scott and Benson get decent yardage, but Texans run D looks a lot better. 25 yard PI on Joseph covering Green (Quin also on coverage). Dalton throws 36 yard jump ball to Green (Joseph and Quin with good coverage). 1st and 9 at 9. Cincy goes backward 1 yard. FG (10-19)
  • 8th drive: Foster catches for 17. Tate for 10, but questionable Winston hold creates 2nd and 20. Jacoby catch for 16, 3rd and 4. Yates runs designed shotgun sweep for 12. End of 3rd

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't wait four the synopsis of the finish!

nice job, wb.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

4th Quarter
  • 8th drive (cont.): 3rd and 1 on Cincy 31, Foster stuffed on left off tackle (Duane Brown pushed into backfield by Manny Lawson). 4th and 2, Yates sacked and fumbles (decent protection 6 seconds to throw; Winston knocked down Geathers on the edge, but he got up for the sack).
  • Bengals take over at Houston 48. Bengals held to -1 for a 3 and out.
  • 9th drive: Foster fumbles, Atkins fumbles Houston recovers at 2 (Net loss of 23 yards). TJ to Walter for 21 (passing from his own endzone). 14 yard pass to Tate. Yates to Jacoby for 18. Tate runs for 11. 33-yard FG. (13-19)
  • Bengals get 2 first downs then punt.
  • 10th drive (80 for 80): Yates to OD for 11. 3rd and 3, Yates to OD for 8 (one-handed catch). Yates to Walter for 19. Yates sacked, 3rd and 15. (Briesel allowed the sack). Yates runs for 17. 1st down at the 23! Clear PI on Pacman covering Jacoby for 17. Yates 6 yards to Walter for the division winning TD!

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

how sweet it is!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

We clearly were the better team in the game.
  • Yates deserved to be mentioned with Schaub after this game. Minus the interception, he was excellent. 26/44, 300 yards (legit yards, no 80 yard screens to Foster) and two TDs. He was 2-0 as a starter with 2 fourth quarter winning drives after this game.
  • It was obvious the last three weeks the offense has been scaled back (for whatever reason).
  • We had no deep threat. Longest pass play was 27 yards to OD. Jacoby dropped an 80 yard TD on the first play, though.
  • I didn’t even see James Casey. Was he hurt?
  • Foster had a horrible day. 15 rushes for 31 yards with a long of 9. 4 catches for 33 yards with a long of 21.
  • McManis gave us horrible field position on kickoff returns. Never making it past the 15.
  • Jump balls to AJ Green are their biggest weapon. We actually covered him well in this game.
  • After we adjusted to the run, we were more than solid.

I still see a 24-9 win Saturday with no turnover deficit.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Biggest thing I noticed...

Our red-zone D was excellent. Holding them to FGs twice from inside the 10.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

What were Tate's stats in the game?

I don’t know if Foster was hurt this time around, sick (KW was, as I recall) or maybe Cincy’s O-line is just capable of stopping him. Minus Tate’s fumble, we probably would have seen more of him, since he definitely seemed to have the better day of the two.

I really hope we are able to keep both of them around for several years. It is very nice to have two RB’s with differing styles.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

8 carries for 67 yards with a long of 44

And, of course, a fumble lost.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

His fumble, as one will remember, was at the 1 yard line.

He also had 3 catches for 30 yards.

I’d really like to see some Foster/Tate/Casey screen passes given how aggressive the Cincy front seven are.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 4, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Still recovering from the pectoral pull...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard

with the rookie, they wanted a more traditional FB for the running plays, less creativity/risk.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 4, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Think we break him out for the playoffs?

Bengals haven’t see him or Andre this year. That has to be a little bit of an advantage.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That was Yates' second career start.

He now has started for over one quarter of the season.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

James hasn't caught one ball from Yates all year.

I think this may be part of the hand Kubes is hiding.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Due to his injury

Casey went many weeks without a catch. He’s been largely invisible until this past Sunday.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he had issue raising his arms.

Probably in a harness.

Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

by JMFC on Jan 5, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

sneaky kubesez...

will open playbook a wee little bit as necessary to accomplish mission..no more.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Half-back pass?

but Casey edition this time!

NFL referee corruption is disgusting! I'm done as a season ticket holder until it gets cleaned up!

by MeMongo on Jan 4, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

those are the types of plays we MAY see...

hopefully we can stay fairly vaniila, opening up the passing game with steady diet of pass-to-run screens and PAP quicks to the TE’s downfield.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 4, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

All right I'll bring it up.

O-line as normal. AJ lined up left, Foster lined up as WR2.

In the backfield, Tate, Vickers, and Casey. Running and catching threats there. And get Casey into throwing form and really mess with the opponent.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Remove the 44 and he gets one more yard per carry than Foster was having.

But with a sample size that may be too small.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Tate also had a 10 yard run called back on a questionable hold.

They played the run pretty well, but our right guard had a broken leg and we had absolutely no deep threat to keep them honest.

by willieboyd on Jan 4, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I did my part, someone finish the greening.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 4, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

green'd

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

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Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Jan 4, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

My bold prediction for Saturday.

Danieal Manning gets his first T.D. as a Texan (not sure whether on D or S.T.)

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Bolder prediction

K Jax gets a pick 6.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 4, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

K Jax also suffers a strained neck from looking back for the ball

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be tragic

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 4, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Do bold predictions have to be based in reality?

Because if so, disqualified!

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

"Hmmmm"

“Cock Flavored spit, well you never know whats gonna be on the board”

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Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 4, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Win

Included in the win paragraph has to include the awesome 3rd and long run by Yates. And ODs 3rd down catch.

TJ must throw 30 times for us to win.

by texanphil on Jan 4, 2012 1:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

71 hours till kickoff.

And 74.5 till your Houston Texans get their first playoff win.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 4, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

Nice word play
an electric Reliant Stadium crowd

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

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