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Open Playoff Game Day Thread: Bengals v. Texans, Second Quarter

I'm far too stressed, happy, angry, scattered, and emotionally spent to write things here. Continue the conversation below. And, if you happen to be a Texans defensive player who is reading this, get a sack or three, ok? Thanks.

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rookie qb matchup in the playoffs

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

well played.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

A.J. Green

is really fucking good.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

^THIS

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

hit Dalton

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

Get off the field here

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

REED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

TWSS

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Brooks Reed....BAM

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

HUAH!

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

yes

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

and there's a sack

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

There it is!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

Miss it!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

MISSED!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

no good!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

No GOOD!!!

hopefully this is the start of something

by TiEaB on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

NO GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

He missed it!

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Yessssss

Field position mufuckassss

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

way to go D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Yes!!!

Good field position!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

The Ninja and the Hacksaw.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Let's go capitalize on this!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

/no feet were harmed in the making of this post

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Gentlemen, the tables are turning.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

They looked like they were getting close!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Brooks Reed

Saves us 3 points.

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College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.

by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

I believe in you

Youll get in the film room and battle in practice and only post once next time

by LouisianaTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

it's his thing

he reposts is like 5 million times

by TiEaB on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets get some points on the board

Huge stop D,way to go

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

NFL Honors

hosted by the honorable Alec Baldwin

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Smart move Yates, getting back to the line

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Geno Atkins is beastly

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

I loved him in the draft

and was sad when Houston drafted Earl Mitchell over him.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

WTF was that

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Craaaap.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Really needed to get points there

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Missed block...

And 3 and out. :( That is not how you respond, but at least Foster is looking promising, if they keep giving it to him good things are gonna happen.

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Way to not pin them Turk

/misses Hartmann

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Why does he never kick to the sideline

on purpose?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Or in the right direction for that matter.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Better than motion out of the backfield

of empty backfield under center

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

James Casey

I’ve seen him. Sadly, it was on the side of a milk carton.

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

One of our best weapons. Where the fuck is he?

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been on the field some

However, Vickers is the one moving in motion.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I HATE MATT TURK

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Reason why jags let Turk go.

Cannot directional punt for his life

by southpaw70 on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh the pass D

Totally getting picked apart

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

DeMeco sucked there

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

dalton is willing to take three yard and let his guys create...

So he throws in about two seconds….

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 4:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think we should change the name of the Lyndon Johnson Space Center

to the Andre Johnson Space Center

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

if yates

Sucks it up this drive, im up for putting in delhomme. Better decisions and vision.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No.

Just no.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

BANNNED

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

im just

Saying his experience might help. No need to throw the banned flag at me

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

When someone calls out BANNED

it’s usually not serious at all. I was aiming it at BC5 for his Favre reference. here read this blogstrip

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

No Profanity

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I rather have overthrows from Yates

than rainbow throws from Delhomme

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta stop them on 3rd and short

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon get a stop, guys.

…Or let him run right through you. Either one.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

imagine that...another eight yard gain on first down....

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

definitely

that was a horrendous choice

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not just try to trick our guys into an offsides?

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

WTF..it doesn't blizzard in NO

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

the offense needs to step up when they get on the field.

they look shaky out there

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Well that was exciting.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Ok now stop them here!

Gotta stop 3rd and short at some point

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak...

needs to take Vickers out and just go with Dre / Jacoby / Walter / OD / Casey on pass plays with the removal of Jones if we’re running a screen to Arian. Motioning into an empty set is doing nothing and Vickers has proven time and time again he couldn’t catch a communicable disease even if he spent a year in an Eastern European brothel

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

Especially since Vickers

Missed half his blocks

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

shit

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Nice wish.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Clearly down by contact

Don’t agree with the flag though

by Alexneyer on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

we are so fucked...

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

They are raping the middle of the defense

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

BULLSHIT!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

well this sucks

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

They didn't show the hit

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Because it was bullshit and there was no hit.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Smith dove over him and hit his arm as he flew over...knocked the ball loose

A technical late hit, but incedental in my opinion.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf was the penalty?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Late hit on the Ninja.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hit on Donald Lee when he was down...

Pretty light call, even from a Bengals fan…

by Alexneyer on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Late hit

And total bullshit.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh boy

Salt in the wound with the penalty.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

OPI

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

You would think!

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh McCain

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

Where is the O PI penalty?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

Waiting to be called on us.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't exist

when the defender is in Steel Blue.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

OPI not called of course

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

no OPI, he hit the ball down

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

After raping McCain's arms.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Clearly you didn't see the schoolyard arm hook

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

uh...I saw both of them all over each other

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

McCain had position and was attempting to catch the ball.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

McCain had his left arm across the front of the receiver

but I’ll admit that it may be because it got pulled over there by the receiver.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed that.

Interesting.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Within 5 yards

Contact is fine. But with the ball on it’s way, I saw an arm hook. OPI, or it should’ve been.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Interference on Green

And of course, no call.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

too bad Andre Johnson isn't playing.....

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 4:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I thought he would've been force fed the ball

Bengals doing it with Green.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

Defense has to step up

The offense is just capable of carrying this team right now.

by TheDream34 on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

here is where the game is won or lost.

the texans have to come out and put some points on the board

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

PLease play Casey!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

DeMeco may find his way off the field if Bengals stay in 3-wide and find ways to continue to isolate him in coverage

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I am shocked - Vickers Missed another block

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

We need a couple long runs this drive....

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe if we take out the FB

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Counter

..why does it look like / seem like we just aren’t running these? It just looks like we’re picking one side and running right to it instead of trying to catch them off guard

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Colts fan here... use this opportunity... and give 'em hell

it’s not to late

Payton Manning can delete the recycle bin...

by Macy_Blue on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

o-line

They are being obliterated!!

by fbstar2003 on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

okay texans if you are gonna suck for a half i hope it was this one.

come the 3rd and 4th quarter shit needs to happen. we still got some time here. time to wake the fuck up

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Stretch runs need to GTFO

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Good play

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you for deciding to join us, Walter.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Ha!

There’s your boy Walter.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn so close

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Craaaaaaap!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

nice call

bad pass

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, there was the deep ball attempt to Andre

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Horrible deep ball

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Bad decision making for Yates..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

At least Foster can give us an easy 3rd down.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Whoop! Good stuff Daniels.

I don’t see Cincy pulling out their red flag here already having used their first challenge.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

I'm wrong.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

catch

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

yep

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure doesn't look like it.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

we are not the better team today thus far.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

catch

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

What a dumbass announcer

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

hes a draft guru

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a catch.

Dumb move by The Bengals.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

Dual possession goes to the offensive player. Hammond and Mayock should know that!

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

thats control

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

another failed challenge

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

He came down with the ball.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Are these people stupid?

Two hands on the ball = control.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

simultaneous catch?

our ball

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

that has got to be a catch. if its an incomplete or interception these refs are full of shit.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

the refs from the pit game , so yes.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Catch and on the ground.

MArvin blew another time out and all of his challenges.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

What failed challenges by Cincy!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

we gotta put points on the board.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

No chance they overturn this.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

It's a catch

But I have zero faith in referees.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Everybody thank Marvin Lewis right now.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

I'll thank him if the refs call it a catch.

Until then, don’t trust the intellectual capacity of any referee in a Texans game.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Its controlled

the other guy is trying to wrestle it from him…he must have control of it.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Is there really a coach that is worse than Kubiak with challenges?

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

You're seeing it

Marvin is panicking.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently we just found him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome commercial

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think they'll overturn this

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

WHOOP! STANDS!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Marvin!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

NO MORE CHALLENGES CINCY!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Marvin!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

good run

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

The zone blocking scheme never gets old.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

VREEEK

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

I wuv you Arian Foster.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Great run by Foster!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Marvin is starving for some challenges.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Poetry Man. He makes everything alright.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome!!

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Has the Bengals blog exploded yet?

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

nice block

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

God damn it Yates..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

come on

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

Look Dre first Yates

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

See like that

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

Yates actually UNDERthrew

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Andre!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Nice throw to Andre!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Yes! Dre!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

DRE80!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

That was a perfect ball by Yates there to Andre.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

That turned me on

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

Yates, here's your guide to the passing game.

1: Find Andre.
2: Pretend to find other receivers.
3: Throw to Andre.
4: ????
5: Profit!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

That was step three.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

good call

Not executed well

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

cincy

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

We need a touchdown

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

No foul on play

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

No foul.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

Ok

Think about the explanation

If he was pushed into someone, wouldn’t the push be a foul?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that'd require them to call penalties against Cincinnati and I just don't see that happening.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Helps Texans

Not allowed

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF

that should be a foul on bengals foster was clearly down already

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Whew

Didnt see him get blocked into the Cincy guy

by LouisianaTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Jumping into a pile is a foul? I've seen that shit so many times uncalled

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

kinda

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

need some points on the board.

no stupid plays texans.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

i believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. we can win this game

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

BattleRed!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

SteelBlue

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Or I might come down in that deep steel blue

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a good call by the refs..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

well, almost

If he was pushed after the play

the push should have been flagged

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

we need a first down here. nothing stupid.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

Red Tails looks really awesome

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

Hell yeah it does!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Looks like something I may have an interest in.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

They are about to turn the corner

I can feel it

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Just sayin i called it

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 7, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's at least not turn the ball over

We need at least a FG

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

A TD would be nice

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

this game is playing out like most people thought.

this will come down to whoever has the last possession in the 4th quarter

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Gentlemen & Ladies...

This is playoff football and I am loving it!

GET SOME!!!!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Almost got DRE

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

no flag

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

That hit Andre on the arms..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, Dre almost had it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Goddamnit!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Aj shoulda caught that

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

AJ should of had that shit.

He should make up for it though.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

AJ should of had that shit.

He should make up for it though.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

God damn that was close..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Rack em

Tie game.

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Ok defense!! We need some stops.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Rackers

Don’t hook it

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Who was guarding Dre on that play?

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Kelly Jennings

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Kelly Jennings

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Kelly fucking Jennings.

Former CB for the Seahawks.

Jennings, Y U NO DO THAT IN SEATTLE?!!?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it was too damn wet up there

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta hold em here.

need to go tied into the half.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

kickers need to stop sucking.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Take.the.ball.away

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

do not give up ANY points.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

It was

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter; got points.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

How about a pick 6?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

Whoop there it is!

Your piiiiiiiiiick 6 for a TD.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

good D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

WATT

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

JJ WATT PICK 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

JJ WATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

BIG PLAY D!!!!!!!!

JJ WATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

WATT!!!!!!!!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

JJFUCKINGWATT!!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

WATT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt!

/Vince Wilfork’d

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Honey Badger don't fucking care!

Honey Badger don’t fucking give a shit!!!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

I interviewed that guy!!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

FIERCE GRAPE, BABY!!!!!

BUY THAT MAN A CASE OF IT!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

GO HOME JJ WATT GO HOME!!

WOOOOOOOOO

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

JJ WATT!!!!!!

HONEY BADGER DON’T GIVE A SHIT!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

OH

MY
FUCKING
GOD!!!!!!!!!1

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

AWHGOQGUHFOQEJGHQOJGH

ALGEJHKGNJEALJGNJLENLEGLLKNIUNGEJLNNJLNGJLNGEWJLNGWLN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by agentgandhi on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

OMFG JJ WATT FUCK YA!!!!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

How do you catch that?

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

You put two hands on the ball

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

CHOCOLATE MOTHAFUCKIN PUDDING BITCH

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Wattt!!!!!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

That turned me on too

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

WATT ISLAND!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a Great way to finish the half !!!!!!!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

That was totally ninja

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

No that was Chocolate Pudding!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

"It wasn't a sexy pick"

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

HONEY BADGER!!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

I CALLED IT PEOPLE!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

WHOOP!

We need the defense to get us good field position and points. Let’s do it again!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Should have done the Lambeau Leap.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR JJ!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

There's my boy

JJ Watt breaking the game open.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

yesssssssssssssssssssspick 6

chuck f-in Norris wouldn’t catch that

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Get up Berserker!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

Aw shit, Braman's hurt

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

At least he's up on his own power.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

How he managed to get hurt with his helmet ON is beyond me.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He got hurt with his helmet on last week

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

en Espanol

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

El reccod!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt used to play TE.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

Of course

Kubes secret

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is Brahman down

on a touchback?

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

thats my thinking

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I was about to say that.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Watt making a case for our first playoff MVP.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Loooooong first half.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Last time that happened was in 1996

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

shit that was funny

I’m just hoping he’s OK

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Testicular fortitude

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

Great announcing

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

That's a good timeout by Cincy there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, so the Texans can score again!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok sack, fumble 6 to end half

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

Watt again

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

Wecome!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome, you picked a hell of a day to start posting!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Newb rec.

Welcome.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ Watt with a sack!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

No flags on the field

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ FTW

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

WATT IS A BEAST!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

KILLAWATT!!!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

JJ Watt!!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

WATT?

YEAAAH!

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

FOLKS!!

THE REAL HONEY BADGER!!!!

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

WATT!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

Buy that man a truck of Fierce Grape Gatorade!

No, really, I mean it. He’s earned it!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

It's a kind of a joke around here.

Before the season, I interviewed J.J. Watt and we got around to talking about Gatorade and he mentioned his favorite flavor is Fierce Grape.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And a cup of chocolate pudding

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

and Watt gets to do it again at the start of the 3rd.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

Chocolate Pudding day!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

WATT YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU!

Texans Texans!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

How awesome would it be for......

The Defense to actually win the game! I know we still have another half but just think of the irony coming from that 2010 squad!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

JJ Watt close out the half with a sack

Not the way you go into halftime on the road if you’re the Bengals.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

This ^

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ Watt

Did a chocolate pudding commercial with a kid in a Wisconsin sweat shirt while at school.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear NBC,

Did your programming department lose a bet? Because that’s the only conceivable reason why you’d have both Whitney AND Chelsea Handler with shows on your network.

If they did, they need to seek help…like now.

YIC,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

That Chelsea show

seriously looks worse than Whitney, which I was pretty sure was impossible.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

One word: "Cavemen."

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL, you haven't seen commercials for Work It have you?

That show might be the worst show of all-time.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I say again: Cavemen.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too...although that might violate my "restraining order."

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I have been looking for one

They have been sold out

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to have Watts baby

That is all

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

Barkley must be high

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

I am speechless

Me. Speechless.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

I'll lob an easy one to you, buddy

Do you love J.J. Watt?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Barkley is on there..

Stick to being drunk on your TNT half-time shows..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

I'm waiting for Charles Barkley to say "turrible"

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit. I seriously about cried from emotion when Watt returned that INT.

Gary hasn’t shown his hand yet, few screens and roll-outs. Bengals d-line is tired. We’ll own the second half.

by willieboyd on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

D Line is far from tired.

Bengals have 7 D lineman that could be swapped without much loss, helps keep everybody going without injury or tiring. Watch for them to come out strong in the second half

by Alexneyer on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll look for that.

I thought you were thin without Sims.

by willieboyd on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Long is 40

Which means 11 for 50.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

His average is 5.9 in the third quarter this year.

That’s a yard higher than first half.

4th quarter is skewed due to running out the clock so much this year.

by willieboyd on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Long is 20, I meant

Hooray for l33t typing skeels!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

The Bengals d-lineman are damn strong. Not going to underestimate their D.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I teared up right before kickoff

& after Foster’s Dream Shake.

I’m not afraid to admit it. I’m watching the game alone here in Hermosa Beach, CA because I knew it’d be too intense for me.

by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I bought into Watt pretty late

I was just extremely anti-Robert Quinn during the draft

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted Prince

I fail.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted to trade back & get Phil Taylor

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone notice

the facemask on Reed as he came to rush in? Damn near had his head spun completely around…(on the JJ pick six play)

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

Hate to break it to the NBC guys

but the Bengals and Texans ended up with equal total yards (156). How exactly were they dominating?

by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

Shhh

Don’t hurt their heads with your stats and facts

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Just watching the game

It did seem the Bengals were winning it IMO

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So if any of y'all have iPads or iPhones,

Go get the “Honey Badger Don’t Care” app.

J.J. Watt would want you to do that.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

I think Charles likes picking against Houston

Bitter we didn’t win a title when he came here?

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

He crushes the Rockets.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, he’s just following the standard sportscaster script.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

NBC is so awesome

They plan on having an special segment for an NFC QB that none of us give a shit about during an AFC Wildcard Game. Next up: Brett Favre?

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions  

It because he's the star of the late game

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

WHOO

THAT’S HOW YOU SHOW UP FANS!!!

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Goddamn!! this is some exciting shiznit!!!

!!!

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

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