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Open Playoff Game Day Thread: Bengals v. Texans, Third Quarter

J.J. Watt commands you to continue the conversation here. You should listen to him. Otherwise, he'll get angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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One of my all-time favorite episodes.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Fail

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Fail

in so many ways

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

First to be laughed at??

LOLOLOLOLOL

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Karma.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

All I can say is thank Durga he's not calling this game.

I’d hate for anything to happen to my new TV after hearing him become a total knobgoblin for the Bengals.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda like my first wife

And, no, they never did find her body.

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

for first-wife hatred.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

what if i want him to play angry?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm.

Interesting question.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Dumbasses @ NBC

Not even discussing this fantastic playoff game

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

My ignorance is about to be revealed but I don’t give a damn:
Who is Cris Collinsworth?

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

Former WR for the Bengals.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

and punter?

maybe

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

OK. Thought the name sounded familiar.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take A sucky announcer for $200.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

New man-crush....

JJ WATT is my hero

If you gotta be one, might as well be a Big Red One!

by Big Red Texan on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Somehow I knew

Wearing a JJ Watt Jersey today was a good move

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

That was a long half.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMG ESPN KNOWS WHO WE ARE

espn ESPN
An interception returned for a TD and a sack for JJ Watt…not a bad way to close out the half. #Texans up 17-10.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Behold, gentlemen. The apocalypse has arrived.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No, the apocalypse happens when Patrick Willis collides with Tim Tebow in the Super Bowl

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

cute…

Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...

by Norm Zelnick on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Half way to a win

And me being shit faced. I will do my part, come on Texans do yours!!

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

Enjoying my last Shiner

to celebrate our first playoff lead!

Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.

by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

woooooo-hoooOoo JJ Watt!!!!!!

Just landed and woooO-hoooo! Don’t know how but wooo-hoooooo!!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

So when will we see Andre's first playoff TD???

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

Only up by 7

defense needs to come out and get a 3 and out

by Biggity B on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

Payback for TCU winning last year.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

but TCU won the game

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i know

i bet watt never forgot about that game

by Samarth Sulhan on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit, I realized I forgot to get any chips.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

yes

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Nice coverage on KO

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Lets go D!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Same thing I said.

In fact, I said it seemed like the type of play that would make you turn off Madden, cursing how fucking unrealistic that play was.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

and ANOTHER big first down gain

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Bad first down D, but better second down D

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

lets go D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

Marvin Lewis on using his challenge flags:

“I swear that’s never happened to me before!”

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

NINJA

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

Let's keep it going!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

12 Men in the huddle penalty

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

12 men in the huddle!

HA!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

3rd down stop time

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Crowd is relentless.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

keep it loud reliant

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

WHAT????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CROWD NOISE!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Crowd impacting the game.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Used a time out already???????

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Shaking camera

and time out

I like it!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Reliant is kicking the shit out of the Bengals

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

NEXT MAN UP IS THE FANS, BITCHES!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Texans just showed their 12th man

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

TO Bengals.

The Bengals are getting 12th Man’d.

Glad I don’t have to ban anybody for not being loud enough.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

They came through so far for sure!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, this is about as loud as the CLink.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

WHOO!

THAT’S HOW YOU SHOW UP HOUSTON!

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

KILL THE BANGLES!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

12th MAN

Freaking awesome. Did he just say “I can’t hear” as he was walking off the field??

by Big T33 on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Dear fans a Reliant,

That’s what I want. Give Houston an identity as a tough place to play.

Welcome to the Bullpen,
TDC

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

I wish I was there..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

The twelth man is awaken!!!!

Go Texan Fan’s !!! I LOve The Stadium Noise!!!!!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

Pass me some of that Kool Aid

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

They love showing Sam Houston

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

And I love seeing him.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Open roof football is overrated.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

twss

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen

by _empty on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nice stop

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

Great pressure on Dalton again.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

Good job D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Scrolls back up to rec

Any Archer ref

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Jacoby to the house to blow the roof off

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a bad snag fopr Jacoby though

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Jacoby time

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

good job jacoby

probably saved us 10-15 yards by grabbing that ball

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Let's go Foster!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

good gain

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Texans First Down

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Fostered up and killing!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

great job Foster

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Foster!

Kicking ass

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Foster

Beast Mode Engaged.

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

::Golf clap::

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Poetry Man. The dude just runs so beautifully.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Nah, gotta leave enough for Tate to finish them off

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not bad Tate not bad.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

nvm.. Looked like more yards than 1.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Off target again

/sigh

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

damn good play

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hmmm...

Thats not like AJ

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Dre

He is rusty

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Aj Shoulda caught that

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Come on, Wee Jay. Gotta get the ball out quicker.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Andre should've had that.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Come on TJ

Don’t get AJ killed on an easy pass

by SuperSerial on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Same thing?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Godamnit

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Shit.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, Nelson unaccounted for on that blitz

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Un-fucking-covered.

Nice job, o-line.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

GUESS WHO WAS BLOCKING NO ONE!

Wade. Smith.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

At least he's consistent(ly shitty).

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

As we saw with the continued employment of Petey Faggins

I do not have that power at all. Sadly. Because, holy shit, the people that would disappear if I could make it happen…

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

too many guys to block

not their fault

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He probably isn't allowed to check

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Dre killed that drive

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

yep you gotta help the rookie out

can’t expect a perfect throw – he ain’t Schaub

by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Just not quite quick enough

to turn that play into a big gain

OK for a rookie

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ still rusty.

Shake it off man we need you.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

If he had grabbed that

Woulda been a big play

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Good punt by the Turk

Field position, bitches.
Lets do this!

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

Damn high snap

nicely grabbed by Turk

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

But on the bright side, maybe we can get MOAR TURNOVER from the D

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

sack fumble?

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why good defenses are a must

in the playoffs. When the O is off, the D can keep the game close, until they get on track.

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

and to think

one of the announcers said wade smith was one of our key signings in the offseason…

by Travis Roggatz on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

we are winning

the field position battle at least right now

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Watt is tired..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions  

Moar D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Cody making a play

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions  

doubling up on WATT

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

OK D

Now is your time to shine

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Marc Kahlberg

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Our pass defense man..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

damn just a great play

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

That shoulda been an INT

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Goddamnit!

More pressure!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

That was just throw it up at KJ play

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

another non-call on Reed. Dude is getting held nearly every play

by Broward83 on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Kareem looked good

on that play

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Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
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by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Now it is

Where is Kareem Jackson?

Throw that way

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

Who are the FA CBs next off season?

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

^^This

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Why can their left guard

flinch and flail around pre-snap?

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

Coz they don't throw flags?

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you!

I am going crazy here with all this OL movement. IT IS BULLSHIT

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Rules say

non-sudden head movements are ok. Anything else is not. Fuck this shit.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

THE NINJA. SWORD DANCE

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

I don't care about the damn flip..

They’re memorializing a football play that can cause serious damage to his career.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Bulls on Parade!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

NINJA ASSASSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Epic Sack!

Just when we need it again, gotta love our D line

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Welcome to Shaolin, bitches.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Man Kareem is constantly getting beat!!!!

Seriously, who was that that caught the 1st down?

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

FIST OF SHAOLIN!

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Ninja Sack!!!

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Flagg..

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by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

cuz you smell

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I do, in fact, have a nose.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

nice

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

almost

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What is Brook Reed's and Barwin's?

My 2 favorite defensive players.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Barwin is Barwinning

Don’t remember if we call Reed anything.

by jwtheman on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Reed hasn't gotten one yet.

Mainly because Casey is already “Thor” and Braman is “Berserker.”

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Odin?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh, I like it!

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Jacoby with a return

/and a flag

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Marc Kahlberg

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

"on the return team"

not a player, of course

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Marc Kahlberg

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

always a goddamn flag

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Shit happens..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Mind telling us who?

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

On Casey?? He pulled up!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

They've gotten the numbers wrong twice already today.

Why expect it now.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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Marc Kahlberg

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else's NBC just break?

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by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you, ref, you fucking knobgoblin.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

I didn't see it

Anyone else?

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

If the replay was the block in the back

I saw no block in the back.

Bullshit.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

"the return team"

That guy

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

It's really a call against the success of a punt return.

Successful return = flag.

This isn’t exactly the ATeam of referees here.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

They love it when a plan

doesn’t come together?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

Nice. Certainly Wade has made a huge difference.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

>.>

I loved Rob Ryan as a coach the first 8 weeks, I’ve since changed my mind drastically.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He turned out to be a fraud

just like his brother Rex and the Jests

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a couple of blow hards

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

the refs do it t keep it close...

Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...

by Norm Zelnick on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck it

Dre day. Time for Andre to get his first playoff score

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

I Hate Those Kick Return Penalties!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

slips and still gets a first

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

They tried that damn overload blitz again.

Kubiak with a great screen pass call there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Nice.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Great call

Decent execution

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Marc Kahlberg

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Good read by TJ

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Foster with a great fake and then go move there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

That man again....Foster

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Fosters getting it done!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

why run rate outside?

He should run between the tackles IMO.

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by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

shit

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Phew!

Close….

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa that was close......

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

TJ was a but lucky there

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by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Cmon yates.

You gotta see that

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I think my heart just went into my esophagus.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

I'll take good luck every time

But I prefer to beat bad luck down

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by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Andre!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

That'll do pig

That’ll do

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

GREAT PLAY DRE!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

The Juggler!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Hey guys, did you know Andre could juggle?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

look!

Andre can juggle too!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Dang AJ

Just about didn’t catch it

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Marc Kahlberg

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

Brett Favre like throwing across his body there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

BANNED

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay guy.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Why? >.>

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Not relevant

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

...

this

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

BANNED

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

No Profanity

Use of the F word is not allowed here

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck no, it's not!

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Absofuckingluty not!

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Marc Kahlberg

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck is perfectly acceptable here

That’s not the F word I was referring to

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I fucking know.

I fucking feel you on that F-word shit, bro.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ bobbling a lot

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by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Pacman hurt

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

And a nations goes for a snack.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope a ref

spits in his face

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot damn!

Because fuck Pacman.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like if we had Schaub we'd obliterate these guys.

Go Yates!

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

Very true

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Get up Pacman

You can waste time at one of Houston’s many Scrip Clubs tonight

by SuperSerial on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Texans D is trending on Twitter.

People be recognizing.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty much

And AJ has bobble several of those plays

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I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm really glad AJ's back!!

I’m Feeling GOOD about this Game!!!

How about you guys!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Eh.

Ok.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

If we score a TD here

I’ll feel wonderful about it.

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by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Andre will be good again just as soon aas he trusts his legs again

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by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Like now?

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

TJ TO AJ!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Touchdown Andre!

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by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

THERE'S THAT PLAY!!!!!!! DRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

AJ!

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Touchdown AJ!!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First playoff TD

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

TD FOR DRE!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH ANDRE JOHNSON!!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

RELIANT LEAP!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

YEA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what the fuck I'm talking about.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

One play baby!!!

That’s all we needed.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

BEST. GAME. EVER.

TD Andre!!!!!!!

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by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

someone get a GIf of that!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Hooray for Weejay!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

OK Defense

Step it up!!

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

AJ’s first playoff TD. I can now die a happy man (as soon as our guys win this game).

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by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Andre Johnson just made Pac Man Jones his bitch.

TAKE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!

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by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Hakeem the dream shake

someone pick up the db’s ankles please

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by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Like I said....

I’m really glad AJ’s Back !!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Me too - Pacman got faked out of his shoes.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO!! Pac-phagg got flamed like a hibachi.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

Pacman literally went the other way on that one.

Bet he wishes he was a strip club right now.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

His Jock Strap

Is still on the field

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ made it rain on him.

Not the rain he was hoping for.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

#80!!!! That is all...

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
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by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm back

I believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. We can win this game.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

Green dat muddah!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Double move bitches.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

We need a name for the Reliant Leap.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

game aint over folks.

gotta stay focused. we know too well about blowing leads in the 4th quarter. gotta keep battlin.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

But Andre Johnson is totally rusty.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Glad he shook it off there.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

So the question “Can we trade Leinart for anything?”

by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Perhaps Pete Carrol would like a reunion in Seattle

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Just. No.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ80 is God

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Time for much MOAR D

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Rackers has found an extra 10 yards today.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah he's jacked up.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The fun thing is this....You guys are a great fourth quarter team this year....

….in previous years I would still worrie….
…But not this year!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

I'm still worried. But not as much as in the first half.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Let not your heart be troubled

We have this game

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't say that!!!

It’s bad juju.

/VERY superstitious.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just drink MOAR

then you won’t care

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Honorable mention.

Chris Crocker dropping a gimmie.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Did you expect anything less?

I certainly didn’t.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Well no

But really the level of bias is amazing, and the Bengals aren’t even a major market team.

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Doesn’t seem bias at all to me.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

It was either this or Cris Collinsworth.

You think these guys are bad? Collinsworth calling a game with his former team would likely make the lot of us punch kittens.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

But I mute Collinsworth by default.

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I am so going to enjoy tearing up the cowgirl fans and trolls after this.

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by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Cincy's Left Guard jumps Evry play!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Supposedly he’s letting the center know when to snap.

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I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Crowd’s dominating, so Dalton can’t be heard.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody pop his ass for doing shit like that.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

I was hoping he would get his ass smashed the moment he left his feet

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he defenseless ?

or stupid?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

how about Cush knocks his ass out next time he jumps

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

UGH

come on step it up d

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon defense, get back to it!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

All picks plays from Cincy

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

They're setting us up for a big throw

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by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

End of 3rd!!!

Texans Rock!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Mccain just pulled a Terrence Newman..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Nice 3rd quarter

Fans need to mow the combovers down in the 4th

by SuperSerial on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

15 more minutes

Come on, Houston! LET’S GET IT!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Awwwww Im touched

That it is over, Texas D is too good to give up 2 TD’s
by brisd on Jan 7, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions

by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Shhh.

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

far from over.

15 minutes is too much time for a team like the Bengals.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

New Thread????

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

MDC's working

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

EMFM SACK EM!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

tears

Of JOY!!! So proud of AJ! !!!!

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Big loss

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Big Earl!

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Om nom nom the ginger

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by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Earl Mitchell with a sack

Where has he been??

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Being better than Shaun Cody

but not starting.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

EMFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

EMFM BITCHEZ!

/Did I really just say that?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Earl Mitchell?

EARL MITCHELL!

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by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Earl FUCKING Mitchell

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Mitchell mind?

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Dalton’s beginning to panic.

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by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR LOUD NOISES!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

I love seeing them cameras shake.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

That is a catch?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

They are gonna go for it?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

Earl Mitchell got skinny....

LMAO!

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Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

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To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Is there a 4Q thread yet?

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know. I'm still looking for it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch for the hard count.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

Cinci going for it? That'a fucking punting formation you morons.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

I hope you didn't call that timeout just to consider challenging that play Kubiak

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

I think he did.

I don’t get it AT ALL.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

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