Open Playoff Game Day Thread: Bengals v. Texans, Third Quarter
J.J. Watt commands you to continue the conversation here. You should listen to him. Otherwise, he'll get angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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This thread gets a rec for that quote
One of my all-time favorite episodes.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Fail
in so many ways
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
First to be laughed at??
LOLOLOLOLOL
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Karma.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Collinsworth always comes across as an arrogant bigot to me....strong dislike for that fella
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
All I can say is thank Durga he's not calling this game.
I’d hate for anything to happen to my new TV after hearing him become a total knobgoblin for the Bengals.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda like my first wife
And, no, they never did find her body.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Rec'd
for first-wife hatred.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
what if i want him to play angry?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hmm.
Interesting question.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Dumbasses @ NBC
Not even discussing this fantastic playoff game
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
My ignorance is about to be revealed but I don’t give a damn:
Who is Cris Collinsworth?
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
Former WR for the Bengals.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
and punter?
maybe
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take A sucky announcer for $200.
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Rodney Harrison is horrible
That is all
by UTBawse23 on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions
He said Cincinnati went up and down the field on us
Total Yards:
Hou 156
Cin 156
by UTBawse23 on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
New man-crush....
JJ WATT is my hero
If you gotta be one, might as well be a Big Red One!
by Big Red Texan on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Somehow I knew
Wearing a JJ Watt Jersey today was a good move
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
That was a long half.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMG ESPN KNOWS WHO WE ARE
espn ESPN
An interception returned for a TD and a sack for JJ Watt…not a bad way to close out the half. #Texans up 17-10.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Behold, gentlemen. The apocalypse has arrived.
Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.
No, the apocalypse happens when Patrick Willis collides with Tim Tebow in the Super Bowl
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Its Gonna Happen!!!!!!!!
by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Half way to a win
And me being shit faced. I will do my part, come on Texans do yours!!
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Enjoying my last Shiner
to celebrate our first playoff lead!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
woooooo-hoooOoo JJ Watt!!!!!!
Just landed and woooO-hoooo! Don’t know how but wooo-hoooooo!!!!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
So when will we see Andre's first playoff TD???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Only up by 7
defense needs to come out and get a 3 and out
Payback for TCU winning last year.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i know
i bet watt never forgot about that game
by Samarth Sulhan on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I tell my co-worker we're up 17-10 at halftime
He replies “Are we at the half way point yet?”
by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Tell him we're in the second intermission
waiting for the zamboni to clear the field
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yes
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Nice coverage on KO
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Lets go D!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Same thing I said.
In fact, I said it seemed like the type of play that would make you turn off Madden, cursing how fucking unrealistic that play was.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
and ANOTHER big first down gain
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Bad first down D, but better second down D
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
lets go D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Marvin Lewis on using his challenge flags:
“I swear that’s never happened to me before!”
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
NINJA
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Let's keep it going!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
12 Men in the huddle penalty
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
12 men in the huddle!
HA!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
3rd down stop time
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Make that 4
Timeout Cinci
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keep it loud reliant
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
WHAT????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CROWD NOISE!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Used a time out already???????
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Shaking camera
and time out
I like it!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Reliant is Rockin
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions
Reliant is kicking the shit out of the Bengals
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
NEXT MAN UP IS THE FANS, BITCHES!!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Texans just showed their 12th man
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
TO Bengals.
The Bengals are getting 12th Man’d.
Glad I don’t have to ban anybody for not being loud enough.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
They came through so far for sure!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, this is about as loud as the CLink.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
KILL THE BANGLES!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
12th MAN
Freaking awesome. Did he just say “I can’t hear” as he was walking off the field??
Dear fans a Reliant,
That’s what I want. Give Houston an identity as a tough place to play.
Welcome to the Bullpen,
TDC
"Lord, beer me strength."
I wish I was there..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
I feel like headbutting someone! But the feeling shall pass without me attempting a concussion.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
The twelth man is awaken!!!!
Go Texan Fan’s !!! I LOve The Stadium Noise!!!!!!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Pass me some of that Kool Aid
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
They love showing Sam Houston
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
And I love seeing him.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Open roof football is overrated.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions
twss
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Nice stop
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Great pressure on Dalton again.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Good job D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Fort kickass is making its presence felt
by SoCalTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Scrolls back up to rec
Any Archer ref
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby to the house to blow the roof off
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Nope
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Not a bad snag fopr Jacoby though
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby time
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Jacoby scares me all the time on those Punt Returns.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
good job jacoby
probably saved us 10-15 yards by grabbing that ball
Jeff Saturday said he was the best player
on our front 7… I think it was him. I’m drunk.
by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Let's go Foster!
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
good gain
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Texans First Down
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fostered up and killing!
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
great job Foster
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Foster!
Kicking ass
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Foster
Beast Mode Engaged.
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::Golf clap::
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Poetry Man. The dude just runs so beautifully.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Foster blowing this open!
150 yards+ wouldn’t surprise me.
Nah, gotta leave enough for Tate to finish them off
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Not bad Tate not bad.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
nvm.. Looked like more yards than 1.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
damn good play
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hmmm...
Thats not like AJ
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Come on Dre
He is rusty
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
So, Andre has missed 3 catches so far?
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
2 have hit his hands and that one in the end zone hit his arms.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Aj Shoulda caught that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Come on, Wee Jay. Gotta get the ball out quicker.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Andre should've had that.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Same thing?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Shit.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Damn, Nelson unaccounted for on that blitz
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Un-fucking-covered.
Nice job, o-line.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
At least he's consistent(ly shitty).
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
As we saw with the continued employment of Petey Faggins
I do not have that power at all. Sadly. Because, holy shit, the people that would disappear if I could make it happen…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
too many guys to block
not their fault
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
That's TJ Yates and O-line's fault for not making the read on the pre snap.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
He probably isn't allowed to check
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
O-line should've seen it also.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Uh TJ didn't see the blitzer. It was an all out blitz he has to see that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Dre killed that drive
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
yep you gotta help the rookie out
can’t expect a perfect throw – he ain’t Schaub
by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
At least Yates saw it coming and protected the football
by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions
Just not quite quick enough
to turn that play into a big gain
OK for a rookie
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
If he had grabbed that
Woulda been a big play
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Good punt by the Turk
Field position, bitches.
Lets do this!
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Damn high snap
nicely grabbed by Turk
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
But on the bright side, maybe we can get MOAR TURNOVER from the D
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
sack fumble?
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
This is why good defenses are a must
in the playoffs. When the O is off, the D can keep the game close, until they get on track.
we are winning
the field position battle at least right now
As much as we hate on Turk
Hes played well since we signed him again
We are seeing a little bit of our lack of expericence in the playoffs.... we gotta convert that drive into points
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions
Not the lack of experiance. Bengals have the same amout.
It’s about guys not making plays and making mistakes.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Jesus Watt is tired..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Moar D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Wow
Cody making a play
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
BRAIN CRUSHING
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions
Demeco made the right read but got cut..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
doubling up on WATT
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Crap.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
OK D
Now is your time to shine
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
by benefactor on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Our pass defense man..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
damn just a great play
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
That shoulda been an INT
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Goddamnit!
More pressure!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
That was just throw it up at KJ play
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Kareem looked good
on that play
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
LOL
Now it is
Where is Kareem Jackson?
Throw that way
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Who are the FA CBs next off season?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
lets worry about our FA's before signing others
Myers foster mario >> CB2
by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Why can their left guard
flinch and flail around pre-snap?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Coz they don't throw flags?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you!
I am going crazy here with all this OL movement. IT IS BULLSHIT
"Lord, beer me strength."
Rules say
non-sudden head movements are ok. Anything else is not. Fuck this shit.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
NINJA ASSASSIN
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions
THE NINJA. SWORD DANCE
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I don't care about the damn flip..
They’re memorializing a football play that can cause serious damage to his career.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Ninja!
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Bulls on Parade!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
NINJA ASSASSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Epic Sack!
Just when we need it again, gotta love our D line
Fuck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!!!!
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Welcome to Shaolin, bitches.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Man Kareem is constantly getting beat!!!!
Seriously, who was that that caught the 1st down?
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Ninja Sack!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Flagg..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
cuz you smell
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Yes, I do, in fact, have a nose.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Does every player have a nick name on this blog lol?
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
almost
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
What is Brook Reed's and Barwin's?
My 2 favorite defensive players.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Barwin is Barwinning
Don’t remember if we call Reed anything.
Reed hasn't gotten one yet.
Mainly because Casey is already “Thor” and Braman is “Berserker.”
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Odin?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh, I like it!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Jacoby with a return
/and a flag
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
"on the return team"
not a player, of course
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
always a goddamn flag
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
God knows we can't allow an exciting play without the refs getting involved today.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Shit happens..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
On Casey?? He pulled up!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
They've gotten the numbers wrong twice already today.
Why expect it now.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
TWSS
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else's NBC just break?
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Fuck you, ref, you fucking knobgoblin.
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I didn't see it
Anyone else?
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If the replay was the block in the back
I saw no block in the back.
Bullshit.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Stupid Jets commercial
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions
"the return team"
That guy
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's really a call against the success of a punt return.
Successful return = flag.
This isn’t exactly the ATeam of referees here.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
They love it when a plan
doesn’t come together?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you Jerry Jones for sending us Wade!!!!!!
by DrinkSomethingBeech on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions
Ha!
Nice. Certainly Wade has made a huge difference.
>.>
I loved Rob Ryan as a coach the first 8 weeks, I’ve since changed my mind drastically.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
He turned out to be a fraud
just like his brother Rex and the Jests
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Just a couple of blow hards
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
JUST GOT BACK FROM A WEDDING IN ISTANBUL
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME A LIVE FEED OF THE GAME!!!!!
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions
SERIOUSLY!
does anyone know of a website that is streaming the game?
by Coach Red Beaulieu on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
I got a pretty nasty virus fromn there
Still dealin with it
by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Just trying to help a brother out
Only site I know about, Ive never had any problems with it, knock on wood.
Yeah I was just lettin him know
at your own risk sorta deal
by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck it
Dre day. Time for Andre to get his first playoff score
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
I Hate Those Kick Return Penalties!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
slips and still gets a first
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
They tried that damn overload blitz again.
Kubiak with a great screen pass call there.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Nice.
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Great call
Decent execution
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Shiner Bock in UNC frozen mug
I’m a Tar Heel Yates, too! :)
by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I love Tate... But, we need Foster out there.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Good read by TJ
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Foster with a great fake and then go move there.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
That man again....Foster
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Fosters getting it done!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
why run rate outside?
He should run between the tackles IMO.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
shit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Phew!
Close….
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Whoa that was close......
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Yates.. Just throw it out of bounds, you're out of the pocket.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
TJ was a but lucky there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
I think my heart just went into my esophagus.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I'll take good luck every time
But I prefer to beat bad luck down
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Would really like to see a big play by Yates/Johnson
That’d probably put this game away.
And as I say that, 1st down!
Andre!!!
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
That'll do pig
That’ll do
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ANDRE JOHNNNNSON
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions
Hey guys, did you know Andre could juggle?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
look!
Andre can juggle too!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dang AJ
Just about didn’t catch it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Brett Favre like throwing across his body there.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
BANNED
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why? >.>
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
BANNED
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
No Profanity
Use of the F word is not allowed here
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck no, it's not!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Absofuckingluty not!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck is perfectly acceptable here
That’s not the F word I was referring to
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I fucking know.
I fucking feel you on that F-word shit, bro.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
AJ bobbling a lot
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
It appears the Football Gods are with us at the moment
by SuperSerial on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don’t tell them
by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Shhhh!
You’ll anger them!
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Pacman hurt
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
And a nations goes for a snack.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
I hope a ref
spits in his face
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Hot damn!
Because fuck Pacman.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like if we had Schaub we'd obliterate these guys.
Go Yates!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
we're AFC favorite with Schaub
no doubt about it
by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Very true
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
This games just one play away from busting wide open.
For both teamss really.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Pretty much
And AJ has bobble several of those plays
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm really glad AJ's back!!

I’m Feeling GOOD about this Game!!!
How about you guys!!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
If we score a TD here
I’ll feel wonderful about it.
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Andre will be good again just as soon aas he trusts his legs again
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
TJ TO AJ!
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Touchdown Andre!
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
THERE'S THAT PLAY!!!!!!! DRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Touchdown AJ!!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
TOUCHDOWN ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First playoff TD
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
TD FOR DRE!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FUCK YEAH ANDRE JOHNSON!!!!!!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
RELIANT LEAP!!!
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
YEA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
Thats what the fuck I'm talking about.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
One play baby!!!
That’s all we needed.
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
BEST. GAME. EVER.
TD Andre!!!!!!!
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Ya, he'll tell us he predicted that play just then
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Pacman talking all that mess about dre before th game!!!h
Ahahahahah
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
someone get a GIf of that!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hooray for Weejay!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
OK Defense
Step it up!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Andre Johnson just made Pac Man Jones his bitch.
TAKE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hakeem the dream shake
someone pick up the db’s ankles please
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Like I said....
I’m really glad AJ’s Back !!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Me too - Pacman got faked out of his shoes.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
WOOOOOOOOO!! Pac-phagg got flamed like a hibachi.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
The best WR in Profootball
Andre Johnson for a TD.
Pacman literally went the other way on that one.
Bet he wishes he was a strip club right now.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
His Jock Strap
Is still on the field
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
you want Jones inside you.
or for Plax to take a shot inside you?
ehh heh heh
by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
AJ made it rain on him.
Not the rain he was hoping for.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
by Xiane on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
#80!!!! That is all...
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm back
I believe in this team. gotta keep battlin. We can win this game.
I'm Back in time for the Playoffs Bitches

by SuperSerial on Jan 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST reply actions 20 recs
Green dat muddah!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
We need a name for the Reliant Leap.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
game aint over folks.
gotta stay focused. we know too well about blowing leads in the 4th quarter. gotta keep battlin.
But Andre Johnson is totally rusty.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
So the question “Can we trade Leinart for anything?”
by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Team does need a new whirlpool
I hear their goin Major League on it now…
by Its Gonna Happen on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Perhaps Pete Carrol would like a reunion in Seattle
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
No.
Just. No.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Time for much MOAR D
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Rackers has found an extra 10 yards today.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
The fun thing is this....You guys are a great fourth quarter team this year....
….in previous years I would still worrie….
…But not this year!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
I'm still worried. But not as much as in the first half.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Let not your heart be troubled
We have this game
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Don't say that!!!
It’s bad juju.
/VERY superstitious.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Just drink MOAR
then you won’t care
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
leave brittney alone
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Am I the only one who wants to punt these announcers?
The Cincinnati bias is ridiculous.
Did you expect anything less?
I certainly didn’t.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Well no
But really the level of bias is amazing, and the Bengals aren’t even a major market team.
It was either this or Cris Collinsworth.
You think these guys are bad? Collinsworth calling a game with his former team would likely make the lot of us punch kittens.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Cincy's Left Guard jumps Evry play!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Somebody pop his ass for doing shit like that.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
I was hoping he would get his ass smashed the moment he left his feet
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Is he defenseless ?
or stupid?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
how about Cush knocks his ass out next time he jumps
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
C'mon defense, get back to it!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
All picks plays from Cincy
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
They're setting us up for a big throw
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
They're running a bunch of pick plays.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
End of 3rd!!!
Texans Rock!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Mccain just pulled a Terrence Newman..
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Awwwww Im touched
That it is over, Texas D is too good to give up 2 TD’s
by brisd on Jan 7, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
far from over.
15 minutes is too much time for a team like the Bengals.
New Thread????
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
Good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
Here
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
EMFM SACK EM!!!!
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
tears
Of JOY!!! So proud of AJ! !!!!
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Big loss
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Om nom nom the ginger
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Earl Mitchell with a sack
Where has he been??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Being better than Shaun Cody
but not starting.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
EMFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni
EMFM BITCHEZ!
/Did I really just say that?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Earl Mitchell?
EARL MITCHELL!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Earl FUCKING Mitchell
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Does Mitchell mind?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Umm yeah keep him in there over Cody please
by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions
but cody haz tv show
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
but On the Nose is so funny
can’t we just keep him just for igles?
pleaseeeee?
by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
I hold my breath every time they go deep
especially if I see #25
by goingforthecorner on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions
MOAR LOUD NOISES!!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I love seeing them cameras shake.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
That is a catch?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
They are gonna go for it?
Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.
Earl Mitchell got skinny....
LMAO!
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Is there a 4Q thread yet?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know. I'm still looking for it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Cinci going for it? That'a fucking punting formation you morons.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I hope you didn't call that timeout just to consider challenging that play Kubiak
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I think he did.
I don’t get it AT ALL.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC
by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions

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