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Open Playoff Game Day Thread: Bengals v. Texans, Fourth Quarter

Submitted: No one has ever deserved a TD more than Andre Johnson did. Discuss.

Fourth Quarter, y'all. Let's do this.

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td bye ’Dre

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

in the playoffs

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

*by

one letter can make a difference.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

whooops

I was already spelling ’Dre in my head

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a catch and fumble..

Why did we take a timeout??

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

They’re going to try a hard count trick. Kubiak probably just iced them.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
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by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No idea why we worried about the challenge.

But, if he hit Gresham’s arm instead of the ball, it was down by contact.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

14 minutes

to glory

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

We own the day folks

Lets finish this

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

It was a motivational speech

I’m not assuming anything. I remember 93.

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

How about Earl Mitchell?

Would love for him to take the next step.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

Let's finish this!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

it is the tap of the center to let him know when to snap the ball

it is rocking in reliant

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn Straight

Texans got this!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Bengals habe to go for it here don't they?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

*have

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I would

On the road, down by 2 scores…..but Marvin Lewis has shown he’s a shitty coach

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch for a fake

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Old football adage

“You could call holding on every play if you wanted.”

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Boobs

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Hooters

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans

<3

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol Mayock randomly talking, NBC is so mediocre.

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by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

I would go for it if I'm Cincy.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Can't understand why the Bengals are punting here

Down by 2 TDs.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

lol arm punt

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by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Just bat it down Joseph..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

It was the smart play last time also.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike Thomas agrees

but seriously ILL TAKE A MOTHER FUCKIN INT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I know I know

Great defense no doubt, should’ve batted it down though.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

JOSEPH INT!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

JJO just cause he can

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

awesome

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Why did he pick that?

Wasnt it 4th down?

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by kriess on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Cause he can

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Joseph with the INT

Should have just knocked it down

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Instinct

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

I’ll take it. Way to laugh at your old team a bit.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Lmao

We just lost 20 yards. Ahh fuck it

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Nice job J.JO!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Oh crap, fourth down.

What the hell were you thinking?!!?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Punt/Pass

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

and/or pad the stat sheet

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to assume it was force of habit.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

To run down the clock.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't knock it down because

they know what happenned in Jville

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions  

Bah

No more fucking Q-Tips. Catch the fucker.

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by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions  

Should have knocked the ball down

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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
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by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions  

nice run

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

1st down. Foster.

Give him a contract.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

PAY THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster just taking it to the defense

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

Can't believe we ran it there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

It was most likely force of habit. The man is trained to catch interceptions.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

guys idea!!

screw Megatron!! Andre Johnson! Is our OPTIMUS PRIME!! And jojo is our bumblebee

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

and KJax

is our Jax. you know the guy that got ripped apart in part 1

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

OK Foster

Quit running out of bounds!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Time for Kubiak ball

Run it, run the clock, win the game.

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

come on Texans!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Andre out on that play?

I hope he’s alright

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Play count.

And we will run it out

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, just a breather

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Tate with the hard first down run

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Schoob on the bench

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

The running game takes over!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Grind it out now.

And get over JJow catching that. More yards for the offenses stats anyways.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Decent run, keep the clock running.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

So when do we put Delhomme in?

If at all

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

Never.

Turnover waiting to happen.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you do that?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno

don’t want TJ Yates risking injury

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by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Playoff game.

Best players stay out there unless it’s 41-10

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He was just handing it off

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually saw a Yahoo comment saying the only way Texans can win is behind Garcia.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey on the run?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Casey with a carry.

Nice. get Baltimore ready for some Thor action

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Running Casey? Really?

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

I get that part.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

A Casey Carry?

better than nuthing I guess

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

So far - so good

Do,not.let.up.defense

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Run that clock out

Yeah, I’d rather have a more exciting fourth quarter, but I’ll take a safe grinding win over a spectacular dramatic finish anyway.

Also our D is gonna kill em anyway.

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

come onnnnn!!!!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Wow that was stupid.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Casey with the stop

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Casey gets the tackle

Awesome

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Great tackle whoever that was.

Make them go 90+.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

it was THOR

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That was THoR

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey's the egg mcmuffin of whatever he just did

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for Awesomeness!!!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Andre is the egg mcmuffin of WRs

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Get one more stop

This game might be over

by TheDream34 on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I seriously wanna do unspeakable things with Tina Fey

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Get in line.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

D-Man!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

There we go.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

MANNING WITH THE INT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you. We'll take that.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Manning!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

WHOOOO

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Manning!

The manningful texans are doing great

by TiEaB on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

HANDS!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

3 Int's.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Danieal Manning!!!!

That’s earning your fuckin’ paycheck!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR running!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Turn out the lights

This one’s in the bag folks!

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Don't say that yet.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Knowing this team’s history, I ain’t breathing till the final whistle.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't it great

when your playmakers make plays?

by TiEaB on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

its beautiful

i’m literally holding tears for another 7:01

by TiEaB on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Joseph covering with Manning over top means no completion everytime

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Because Kareem had his man locked down

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Best the defense has looked in WEEKS!

About damn time.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

So 3 ints

Watt, Joseph, Manning. HELLL YEAH BITCHES

by BC5 on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

First one is still stunning.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank god for the crappy challenges

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Dmannin babyyyy!!!

Game my fellow texans brethren. Fuck yeaaaa!!

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Missed the INT

Figured they wouldn’t mess up so fast and went to the bathroom…FML!

by DJHamdemon on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

Good offense=great defense

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

Congratulations Texan's fans

Gotta leave to go to a Saints party. You got this one. Great game. I’m very happy for you. Hope the Saints play as well.

by Drew-Dat on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

for optimism.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I told you so!!! You Have a Great Team!!!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Yay more slipping!!!!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

Come on

Stop slipping Foster!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN FOSTER!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

FUCKING BADASS

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Holy fuck

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Foster!!!!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

OMG!!

FOSTER HOLY SHIT OMG AMAZING

by brc9210 on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

He stayed inbounds!!!???

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Blowout in Houston

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN FOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s the game right there

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-FUCKING-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

OH. MY. GOD!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

And that would be the nail in the coffin, folks.

Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.

by TexansTDs on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

HOW DID HE NOT GO OUT??

ARIAN FOSTER!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

What a fucking run.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Baltimore here we come!

Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.

by 5stringJeff on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

WHAT A FUCKING AMAZING RUN! BEST RUN IN TEXANS HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

NAMASTE!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

That looked sooooo expected

Like they knew that was gonna work

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

That means we are owning them

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit! Jerome Simpson was right about something

Texans scored over 30

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

i CALLED 31 FOR THE TEXANS

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats guys, playoff wins feel pretty good

Good luck against the Ravens next week!

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

What he said^^^^^

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You better show up next week.

!!!!!!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, now I'm ready to call it.

Ball game.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

BRING ON BALTIMORE!!!!!

Sick ass run. Fuck running out of bounds

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

The Reliant Leap!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

Was that Jacoby with the nice lead block to?

LMAO that defender got embarrassed by Foster.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

PAY THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Too many bewbs

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim will ban them

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like this one is about over

Congrats to you guys on the year, hope you go beat the shit out of Baltimore and Make it to the Super Bowl. Would love to see the Texans make it, you guys deserve it.

by Alexneyer on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

See you next round...

This is the most beatiful thing ever.

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

by molloymalone on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

how dare you!!

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Using the defenders as blaockers. GENIUS!

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

*blockers

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s why we need a way to edit comments.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

hell the fuck yeah

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Next week

It’s a noon Sunday game.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

I will be watching the game from the lions den

aka, north texas

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

today...

makes it all worth while

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Its over, THIS team

is not the same team as the previous years under Kubiak. This is a new team, that closes out games.

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

31 points in our first playoff game ever!!!!

Are you kidding me!
/rolls on the ground laughing at all the so-called experts and there predictions!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions   2 recs

pre game here in the uk

they mentioned the texans twice, twice.
well talk about us now bitches.

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

i thiiiiiiiiiink i predicted

A blowout along the lines of 31 – 16 . We ARE superbowl contenders.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Come on D

One more turnover

just for the lulz

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

This^

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

God, what I wouldn't give to be in Houston in about five minutes from now!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Not sure we'll see it.

With all the egg covering it.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not. He probably has to get ready for SNL.

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The crowd needs to fully unleash themselves now.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Do.not.let.them.score

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

GAME AIN'T OVER

remember, Buffalo, Denver, and KC

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

BANNED!

I don’t even want to think about Buffalo right now.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Unless we're talking about wings

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even close to the same

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, but just the thought of it makes me wanna tear my hair out.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Since I am bald on top

/I geive a fuck

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

When the game is over, i'll relax

we are playing too soft now

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

No its over

This isn’t Madden.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Now that the Texans are in the playoffs, I have no interest in watching any of the other games.

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

I do

Playoff football is awesome.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I know.

That’s what’s so weird.

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

See you next round...

This is the most beatiful thing ever.

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

by molloymalone on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck you, Dallas!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You know you've won when the other team gives up...

…they are giving their Rookie QB a ’playoff’’ two minute experience….

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Is this the best we ever played on primetime?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

One of the best.

We ran over the Broncos a few years ago at reliant.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yea

Mario had like what 3.5 sacks? But I say this is better. I mean this is REAL primetime. Maybe not the actual timeslot but the meaning of the game.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

hey've lost this game...

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats to your team

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

Good Luck tomorrow.

Fuck the Steelers

Free Earl. Occupy Reliant

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

Cincy and Dalton are better than they showed today.

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe when they"re not playing this D in this house!!

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.

by Keithooligan on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Last round pick of the Filipino Reccing Machines=What I deserve for thinking Brock Lesnar would beat Alistair Overeem.

"The sad thing about old FanHouse shutting down is that the comments are lost to history. They were hilarious variations of Titan fans saying 'Don't you know that Nashville is the Athens of the South,' and me responding, 'Well, ew, you named your team after inbred, child-eating, mother-brother-sister fornicating children of Uranus who were ultimately defeated. Aren't there any Greek myths that are less disgusting?'" - Battle Red Blog

by Sugel Mendoza on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

BYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell? lol

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Dumb.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

So this is what heaven is like

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

oxburger!

Every time they go to commericial they show Arian and he looks like oxburger on the cover of tiger beat…somebody post that pic please

by Hangbok on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

gz on the win

now beat the ratbirds please

"the bengals are not a west of the 104 longitude team."

by palewook on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Great defense by McCain

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

McCain

Is not half bad

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

I'm feeling a pick-six

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Guys showing up today.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

EMFM with the swat

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Earl Fuckkin Mitchell

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

EMFM!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

EMFM stepping up

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Bengals still confused.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

We hit em too hard

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Very confused

The Bengals became unglued late in the 2nd half.

by Ravens One on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Bengal players are pissed.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

No more timeouts for Cincy

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

FIRE KUBIAK

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

UP A CELEBRATORY BBQ

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

CUT SCHAUB!!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

this one is for you fake fanzz

after all those heartbreaking seasons after the heartbreaking last min catch in jacksonville last we finally have a playoff win and today i can say i proud to be a TEXAN FAN!!!

by ystkidd on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

MVP—Reliant Stadium Crowd.

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

BALTIMORE HERE WE COME!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Andre has his first playoff game

First playoff TD, and first playoff win. So happy. After we shook off the playoff jitters, every single man stepped up.

"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.

by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Great deflection by Joseph!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

That's what I like to see.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Baltimore Bound!!!!!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!!!!!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

So unbelievably happy right now

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

J. Jo looking fantastic this half!

Hot abused in the first half and made the adjustment. Just fantastic

by LouisianaTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Naw

Green only had 47 yards, that is not getting burned. J Jo shut him down.

by McAggie on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Time to kill the clock

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Like that poster at Reliant just put up

Next
Bayou
Champions!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Before it's said...

Texas sized victory today!!!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Next Team Up

-The motto of the 2012 Texans playoffs

by UHmarko on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

SOOOO, I never saw or hear about Kjax this game

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Limited?

He played a large majority of the game.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The less I hear about him the better.

That means he’s doing his job.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

works for me

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 7, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Undefeated in the playoffs!

That is all.

*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

by RaY210 on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Fuck ex-spurts

Texans Rock!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

Odd.

I did notice that though.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

SOLD!

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

We can make a run guys. Don't let the media tell you otherwise.

Let fans talk shit but know that we know this team better than them. Let’s go shoot down some Ravens!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

1

Number of wins Romo and TJ Yates have in the pLayoffs

Number of TDs by the Bengals and JJ Watt

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Bring out the victory formation!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

THAT'S IT!

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

And that's the ball game

Baltimore, here we come

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Team win today.

Offense made big plays defense made big plays.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

I flew home from Fla; drive from the airport listening to the 2nd half; arrive at Molly’s and watch Arian Foster jogging down the sideline for a 40 yard gimmee TD!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

The Baltimore game is gonna be a bitch

but if we can pull it out, Super Bowl

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Big smile for Andre.

Happy for him the most.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

Victoryyyyyyyyyy

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

What an awesome win!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

CONGRATS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!

by The Arian Race on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOO

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

THANK GOD

THIS IS JUST AMAZING TRULY AMAZING

by IAMRAY... on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

So now where are the trolls who said “one and done”?

Never Apologize, Never Explain!
I am me and that's all there is to it.

by WestTxTapper on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

No words...should've sent a poet.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Shout out to the crowd.

Great intensity.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 7, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Congratualtions Texans

Ive been pulling for you guys all year. Good Luck at Baltimore

"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby

by Calikula on Jan 7, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

"I took a lot of sugar before the game"

Arian is crazy bro.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

TWSS

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Foster

He was in the way so i got him out of the way.

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

I think I'll Write a Post Saying...

…I Told You So !!!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks, Mike.

Hope you’re planning on being here next weekend, too.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll try...

…but yout team does not need me…
…..you have a great team that does not need me

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you can take the Ravens...

…I wish Shaub was still up…but you have such a good defense…TJ only has to be good

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

We need you mike!

"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby

by Calikula on Jan 8, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Once again, thank you Mike Clark

I’ll be pulling for Tebow to vanquish the Stealer scum

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too...

…but I’m afraid that Tebow needs a full pre-season and ‘Elway’ instruction to be a real QB.

……….if Tebow has a real bad fault its he feels that ‘He Can Do It’ despite the odds.

I give your team a much better chance of advancing

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.

by Mike Clark on Jan 7, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ Watt

Player of the Game.

Texas. Gods favorite country.

by CoolBreeze3 on Jan 7, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

WE WIN!!

Just made my week here in Afghanistan! It was definitely worth waking up at 2am to watch.

by TexPitFan on Jan 7, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Scotland forever!

Ooops, I mean “Texans forever!”

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Rule Britannia...er...Texans?

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup!

Er, whatever. WE FUCKING WON AND FUCK YES AND FUCKIN’ A AND FUCK THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BANANAS.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

So am I, actually.

But Tim already claimed the Irish and MDC the Scottish ancestry.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So UT

decided to be far more inclusive than Tim and I. He’s nice like that.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter | About MDC

by MDC on Jan 7, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm actually English, so both yours and Tim's ancestors worked for mine. :)

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 7, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm Turkey!!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)

by TXinCA on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I credit Matt Leinart

If he played he would’ve screwed it all up.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

Congratulations, Texans fans!

Good luck next week!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 7, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

The crowd was amazing tonight

Just like to say. Love this team. Love this board. GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

by molloymalone on Jan 7, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

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