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Open Thread: Wild Card Sunday

Your Houston Texans already emerged victorious from the most important wild card matchup of the weekend. I think everyone who has ever heard of a foot or a ball can agree on that.

Nevertheless, the Broncos, Steelers, Falcons, and Giants will play today to see who has the right to join the exclusive club of teams playing next weekend. That club prominently features a certain football team that hails from Houston. You may have heard of them.

This is your open thread for Wild Card Sunday. Enjoy.

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YES!

ON TO BALTIMORE. I think we shocking and amazing the world this postseason.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

Go ahead, do your best Kurt Warner impersonation.

Keys to winning a road game in the post-season;
Run game. Check plus.
Defense. Check plus.

It is what it is

by Middlesex on Jan 8, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Run game?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm watching some pre-game shows this morning and Donavan McNabb

is a pretty damn good analyst and commentator. He must have been getting some voice training leading up to this role, and I think he has a career in broadcasting.

His review of the Texans was spot on (strengths and weaknesses).

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 8, 2012 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

edit: I'd love to have McNabb and Dungy together

and have someone move Rodney Harrison to work with another crew

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 8, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

listening to him now, definitely impressed.

by splanket on Jan 8, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Loving the win

If we can’t have Matt Schaub to lead us in the playoffs, at least we don’t have to have Matt Leinart do it. Go T.J!

"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.

by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 8, 2012 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

I am honestly more worried about losing Wade than the game next week

I am so proud of our boys and feel like we are playing with house money at this point. Losing Wade after only one year scares the shit out of me though…

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 8, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

Woahhhh

Don’t even wanna talk about it

"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.

by RayFinkle1985 on Jan 8, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

he might prefer a place where he can run a 3-4

Indy isn’t well set up for that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

How so?

Freeny and Mathis kick outside well don’t they?

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

But they have no inside presence at all.

They’ve had problems against the run with a 4-3. I can’t possibly see a 3-4 being successful there.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

no NT and their only LB who could probably play every down as a 3-4 ILB is a backup.

They’d have the OLBs and DEs, but no NT or ILBs.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Angerer is a beast, but 6'0" 235lbs is small even for a 4-3 MLB.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Navarro Bowman is 6’0" 243.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

he could probably be adequate if the front 3 could do a decent job protecting him

but he’s best suited for a 4-3 Tampa-2 style D, and he’s their best young piece in the front 7.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

He should slim down to 235 and play SS

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

they pretty much have that already with Adrian Wilson

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's your early favorite?

Good to hear Wade’s not on your radar.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked Fisher, but that's not happening.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

supposedly Caldwell could stay

/vomits

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

hell no

I pity the fool

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Irsay is just being a stupid idiot by not firing him immediately and looking for a coach. New GMs never retain the head coach if they have the chance.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt it too

who knows. Irsay is looking at CFL GMs ffs

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

:facepalm:

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No one is going to want the job.

Either we get rid of Manning and the GM is hated by the entire fanbase immediately, or we keep Manning and have not a lot of cap space to work with. We’re not going to get a decent GM. Irsay’s a fucking jamoke.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

We're screwed.

I’m doom and gloom, but I think our run is pretty much over and the pre-Manning Colts are going to be back. We have no talent besides from a handful of young players.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Let Jerruh buy them for a week.

He’s good at firing populat people.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 8, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

*popular

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 8, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

they don't have a good run stopper to play the 1-tech in their 4-3

even without it being a two-gap 3-4 it doesn’t work without brining a couple guys in.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

No NT? Really?

Why didn’t that stop him from coming here?

by JBal on Jan 8, 2012 12:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think Houston was better set there than Indy is

that’s not a high bar to clear.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!

ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRAD CHILDRESS!!!! THANK YOU GLAZERS!!! KEEP THAT FRANCHISE IRRELEVANT!!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Stay focused, son

We have another game in seven days.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 8, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Wade isn't going anywhere

His quote says he’d like to be considered again, but he doesn’t want to go anywhere. He’s having to much fun with us.

"And now", said Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

by Kidaster on Jan 8, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

Yea I think it's a pride thing

He just wants to hear himself being talked about for the role. But I think it would take something like full control over everything for him to leave here.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

He also probably doesn't want the stress of a HC job right now with his health problems.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, it all adds up

He’s human. He has wants and desires. He has human health frailties. He has family. He has friends. Let’s try to put ourselves in his shoes, however unlikely that could be in truth. He has success here. He has joy. I don’t think I have ever seen him not smirking like the kid who was just given cookies and milk since he has been with the Texans. This makes him happy. His dad is nearby and come for a visit. His dad is beloved in the area and it seems the Texans organization like his association. It is such a perfect position to be in for Wade, from a professional sense and from a person sense. Don’t we all want to be happy in our job? I think we do. He is doing what he loves and what he is best at. He is truly a wonderful DC. I will never be asked to help him make a decision, but if I can ever so awkwardly put myself in his shoes, I am deciding that this place, the Texans, make me very happy and I’m staying.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He wants to be a head coach.

At least he wants to be considered. If you don’t think so, you are deluding yourself.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, that falls under the category above of "wants and desires"

which he is balancing with………

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe he will be a head coach again some day

But not now…he’ll stay here for at least 3 yrs to finish his contract and see his efforts materialize with a title or two.

"I don’t like to really get in the quarterback’s head because I know he has a thousand other things to think about when he’s out on the field, but T.J. knows where I’m at."—Wide receiver Andre Johnson, on whether or not he lobbies for the ball in the huddle.

by HTown24 on Jan 8, 2012 1:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t know about that. He will be like 68 then, and he’d already be the oldest head coach right now.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

He won't go anywhere for a while.

He’ll see this team through till rebuilding time. He may take an HC job then, but not before. Wade has too much character to do that to his players.

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 8, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with the age factor

I just go back to what makes him happy and I think the situation he is in is what makes him happy. He is doing what he loves, he gets to spend time with his dad, and he is adored by the fans here. Why upset that? His ego doesn’t need any kind of redemption such as being a HC and starting over with another team.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep hope alive my friend

Wade turned our D around pretty freaking fast. That’s a hot comdity in the NFL. If they pay him he will go. Wade had to live with Jerrah in Dallas. A smart owner with a hands off opproach would be wise to snap him up.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep hope alive?

I hope like hell he gets passed over. That’s our best chance for a SB victory.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The best scenario is he sticks with us.

What I think will happen is he will be our DC for next season and get a HC job the year after. Nonetheless, I think we should be happy for him if he does. It does suck to think about him possibly leaving because he is beloved here but we should always want whats he believes is best for him.

by Tony Ung on Jan 8, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Brady Quinn is going to get some snaps today for the Broncos.

Lulz.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

You think so?

They should stick with him and get shut out doing so.

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It'll happen regardless.

Both QBs suck.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

DouchyTomBrady
If I saw Julio Jones walking on the street in street clothes, I’d lock the doors to my car

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Falcons/Giants

Anyone care who wins?

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

I don't.

I’m okay with both teams.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Lil' Manning

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Meteor.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 8, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Falcons.

Let the South rise again! (I’m actually not from the South, but I like the smaller markets over NYC)

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

o_0

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Referencing the Texans and New Orleans wins.

I just don’t want to hear all about the Giants for the next week. Same reason I want the Broncos to lose no more Tebow talk, please.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Fightin' Tebows lose, we'll just hear how awesome the Steelers are.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yoisthisracist?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

probably

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I love this site so much

http://yoisthisracist.com/

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea I saw you post it a while back

Love it too

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yo was jesus racist?

Yo, to be racist, first you have to exist (oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaap!).

:D

Just thought I’d change up the hatemail composition.

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

love this

http://yoisthisracist.com/post/15465268987/to-the-white-supremacists-who-have-finally-found-this

He’s got a talent for just ripping into people.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Atlanta is a top five market in the country

It has a pro team in all of the major sports, but its fans suck.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the NHL.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't the NHL team recently move?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They moved to Winnipeg this past offseason.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Massively.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Giants!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

In reply to my own post :P

I’m actually rooting for the Falcons. I like Matt Ryan.

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck Matty Ice in the eyes

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Your ideas are intriguing, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Go back to the circus you left-handed freak.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You must be a chick

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

There are no females on the internet

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew it

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The Internet: Where the Men are Men, the Women are also Men, and the children are FBI Agents.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I love this.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

your secret is safe with his Special Agent Jones

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing

It makes like so much bearable if you pronounce the K in all words with a silent K. I enjoy it

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Crap.

If this isn’t the internet, where am i?

by winohamster on Jan 8, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the Giants

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Falcons have Dunta

Which means I’ll be rooting against them, for sure.

"I don’t like to really get in the quarterback’s head because I know he has a thousand other things to think about when he’s out on the field, but T.J. knows where I’m at."—Wide receiver Andre Johnson, on whether or not he lobbies for the ball in the huddle.

by HTown24 on Jan 8, 2012 1:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Okay, on the game coming up

I think the Giants are peeking right now. Eli Manning, who was a member of the BRB Fantasy Football League Champions, Whoopie Cushings is playing better right now than he has the entire season. And, I must say the WC’s won despite Eli Manning. So, there is no homer loyalty going on here. But, the Giants have a smothering pass rush and some very good offensive weapons, greatest of which is Victor Cruz, the 2nd year player from UMASS, might I add. That guy is phenomenal and they kind of player you want when you go to battle in the playoffs. If there was a darkhorse in the NFC, it has to be the Giants!

Go Umass!!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

BUT MATT RYAN JUST WINZ GAMES (at home and not to the Packers or Saints).

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Falcons

and I dunno steelers i guess

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

So this game decides who loses to the Packers next week

I’ll be pulling for the Falcons, since I don’t want another NY-GB matchup stealing our thunder if when we beat the Ravens

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Who are you kidding?

If we beat the Ravens, the media will act as if it never happened.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, Ravens just had a bad game

And, here are the highlights of the Giants-Packers game!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

It's just the Ravens playing down to a mediocre team
but who gives a shit about the media. They don’t report, they just hype

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

ChrisMottram
Giants and Falcons just trying to get us prepared for tomorrow night.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch

If there is another FG game. I might cry.

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that's just hard to defend

I’d say, looked like a huge pushoff

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Roddy White? Push off?

YOU DON’T SAY!?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

lol
Today, I found my 12 year old son watching my little pony. In a hurry he changed the tab on his computer. It switched to porn. FML

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

That's my boy.

Nothing therapy can’t cure.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Want to bet on something so you can stop posting these?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no

I don’t think there’s any stakes that’ll annoy you more

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

There's got to be.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't he a little old to be looking at My Little Pony?

Something twisted about that….

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

for some reason My Little Pony has gained a following among older viewers

I know a High School senior who is obsessed with My Little Pony. He watches it every Saturday morning, and even has MLP as a background on his laptop. I believe the term for these types of people is “bronies”

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I know one, too.

Typically, they tend to be stoners. That kind of explains it.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing is

My friend absolutely abhors stoners and marijuana. He’s just really eccentric

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He sounds like a future serial killer.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Shutout hopefully

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Trouncing Denver in Denver is going to be priceless

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true.

We have the best blog on the Internet. Why else would colts fans be here.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

well there is the alternative...

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure you know all about that....

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice!

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Really?

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe maybe not

it’s something that’d be trivial to fake.

Misspell “Black people stole my car” when it gives you the correction, change the text in the search bar then take a screenshot.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you want to fake that?

Poor choise.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

for the lulz

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally I don't find racism very funny.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

psh

you probably don’t like dead baby jokes either.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no.

Dead baby jokes rock. I just don’t care what the color of their skin is.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

skywalker

I’m trying to watch the game. Isn’t there an OT Fanpost over there—→ where this would be more appropriate and acceptable?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

This^^^^^

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

to be fair

it’s really not much of a game. But ok

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You can stick around if the monitor overlooks this, and it's not that I don't get your humor, but those kind of posts don't belong here.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a plan.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah!

That wiley devil! And there I was thinking he’s a moron!

/still think that

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

This game is so derp that derp derp derp rob schenider is a carrot.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Safety!

I hope the game ends 2-0.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Playoff Mike Smith?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

run the right way Cruuuuuzzzz

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

Ugoh!

…..

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Falcons 10000000002 - 0

I mean you have to run up the score in playoffs right?

#Fuck the saints

/bitter the Lions lost

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

lol u mad bro?

There’s no such thing as running up the score in the playoffs. Especially against an offense that can score at will.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah I mad

but when your up multiple scores with minutes left constant deep passes is ridiculous.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Better that than playing prevent and being boring.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Then the Lions shouldn't stop the Saints from running out the clock.

Why can the Lions keep playing but the Saints have to stand down?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That's life

Stop them or shut up.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not sayin stop playing

but It was the same of sean payton playing rookie mode on madden. Given I’m (incredibly) biased due to the fact that I just don’t like the saints, but that was just not cool. I don’t have a problem with them playing hard. In fact they could of scored by running any 1 of there good RBS (which they were getting solid yards with) without going “LOL lets go deep”

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Take no prisoners.

How manny times have the Colts blown people out?

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

those were good times...

shame they are long gone.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

What if Manning passes his physical and they pay him the $28 million bonus?

Isn’t that what firing the Polians was all about? They had to get a new GM who would be able to endorse paying Manning the $28 million. That’s all.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, I dunno what they are doing...

I just watch.

I like to watch.

0_0

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

it does seem that Irsay and Polian disagreed about something major

I’ve heard it as:
Keep vs move Manning
Luck vs RGIII
Firing Chris Polian

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Polian was right on RGIII!!!!!!

Damn you Irsay!

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I might want to agree on that

I think RGIII will be a very, very good pro QB and probably win a SB or two.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

My money says he's better than Luck.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Griffin is the best person to ever live.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, he is a great kid

I like watching his interviews. He is a breath of fresh air from that perspective.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, the object of the game is to score TDs

There are no rules saying you have to do it this way, so long passes are allowed. As you said, this is your bias speaking.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Then you're biased.

If the Lions had done the same, would you be upset? I wouldn’t. Because the Saints have a fucking explosive offense and can score on any play. You don’t want to stop playing until 0:00 when you know the opponent can do that.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't like it

but you’re right my bitching about it would be much less.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You would be bitching about Saints fans bitching

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yo Dawn I heard yo like bitching

So I posted a comment bitching about you bitching about other people bitching.

I think I’d go something like that

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Thumbs up!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont get mad about running up the score.

Learn to play defense.

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

billbarnwell
Brandon Jacobs — who “loosens up the defense” — averages 4 YPC in quarters 1-3, 2.8 YPC in the fourth.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Yea, go Giants

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

You and 10 friends to the Super Bowl!?!?

Think of how much money I could make selling my tickets and then selling my friends!

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

but who would you share your 12 taco pack with?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that commercial.

“And you have at least 11 friends”. Fuck you, Taco Bell I need more than one taco to be satisfied.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell, Taco Bell always leaves me more hungry than I started

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Last time I had a Taco 12 pack I passed out in the box.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Think

A can of catfood costs more than their tacos.

Think about that for a minute.

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Roflmao

Taco bell isn’t even as good as fucking cat food.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL...this i was just gonna say

I get less sick eating catfood

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 8, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I would get less sick*

ooopppss…I meant I would get less sick…..lol

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 8, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

12 Tacos doesn't buy a lot of friends

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

what if they are supreme soft tacos?

and you have your choice of mild, hot, fire, green, or fire roasted!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Supreme Soft Tacos rule all!

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Now it all becomes clear.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Call them whatever you want

Friskies Supreme rocks more!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So many cats, so few recipes.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, they are good in tacos, too

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Michael Phelps is so stoned in this Subway commercial.

Just ate a whole 6 foot sub by himself.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

walterfootball
Congratulations to FOX for the first ever commercial-one play-commercial-punt-commercial series.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

The HD picture is looking good, though

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

you know what football needs moar of?

commercials. I love it when they miss actual game play so I can see the end of a verizon phone commercial.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I know!

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Go watch soccer, hippie.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm here to see Michael Phelps be a douche at a party and for BJ Raji to teach me how to Dougie.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Or see a micro Jim Mora coaching you on what beer to buy

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Playoffs? Playoffs?? I just want an iced mug to go with my beer!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the one with Mike Ditka (I think)

“How can you miss the extra pint!?!?”

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

45 minutes of constant gametime with no commercial breaks??

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS???

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

BJ Raji was big pimpin' in that commercial.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

The Falcons fail at clock management

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Damn the last 2 mins of this half has been some coaching fail deluxe

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

[coughlinlookingconfused.bmp]

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Buck's Twitter is @Buck

Go away Twitter

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

He's pretty lame for not making it @KnuckIfYouBuck

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

TheTMLJ
Falcons get 5 timeouts to start the 2H now right?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit

https://twitter.com/#!/LanceZierlein/status/156091690778763265

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit again.
Lance Zierlein
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RT @McClain_on_NFL: The Texans have given Tampa Bay permission to interview Wade Phillips for their vacant head coaching job.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

This doesn’t count as John McClain, since I used Lance as an intermediary.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait a minute;

Shouldn’t John McClain be killing terrorists?

It is what it is

by Middlesex on Jan 8, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

only at christmastime...

tis the reason for the season!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you feel is responsible for the bad luck?

Personally, I blame the Colts and their lucky horseshoes.

It is what it is

by Middlesex on Jan 8, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

the Devil's neck strikes again!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Not drafting Vince Young.

Some one seriously said that during a call to 610 once.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember that.

You know what makes me feel better, though?
Texans in the Playoffs: 1-0
VY in the Playoffs: 0-1.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

He does deserve it, and I think he does want another job. I don’t think I’d hire him though, and not through any fault of his own. I’d want a guy that I knew could be there for 5 or more years.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

sportspickle
“He shows off his arm.” [Ball lands at the 6.]

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

I think he blew out his knee

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

fractured foot in August

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, just looked it up

he came back midseason.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh so that means

JJ Watt had more picks this year. Soooo who wanted Prince? hehe

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

he has 1 pick after missing the first 9 games with a fractured foot.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

damn

oh well close enough.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, halftime show

Let’s count all the Texans highlights!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

Ummm.

0

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Make a drinking game out of it

No that doesn’t work I want to drink at some point…

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

you forgot about Tebus

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

it's FAN TASTIC!

/go giants

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Jason Lisk
Just watched the Nicks catch again. He caught it a yard past spot. Even Marvin Lewis would have won that one.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Lies...

Marvin Lewis would have already lost all his challenges.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Just curious;

did 8 corn-picking schmucks in Iowa cost you money too?

It is what it is

by Middlesex on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

they cost me something that is worth more than money...

but I can’t say what.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

That happens when

you make a bet with your lady.

It is what it is

by Middlesex on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

a passion that dare not speak it's name...

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what it says on their Facebooks.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY

I only update myspace.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me why

I actually went to Facebook to check :-D

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Moved spots, bad spots. It's really obvious.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

gawd the football talking heads always crack me up...

they give sloppy wet kisses to tebow all year and NOW in the playoffs they start demanding Brady Quinn

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

woo Arsenal!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

after you are banned, I will dance on your grave.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

LMAO! Rec!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Green'd it!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What up, suckers?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

Waiting for Tebus...

what else?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you made a wrong turn somewhere...

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't this Toledo?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

not today

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No its Albuquerque

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! GO! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

...


/dam u shake

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet salty tears...

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim, can't we do something about this?

This is still a texans blog isn’t it? J/k.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Tim's passed out somewhere in Kay, I think...

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Kay, Katy, not sure what her name is....

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Kay’s a lucky lady.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

His wife is gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaad...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey!

I didn’t even root against you guys yesterday!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you sure about that?

I mean really, deep down inside?

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

My hate of gingers outweighs all other hates.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Racist j/k

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol and rec'd

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid fucking Cowboys fans.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

What does he even need that office for? It’s so stupid.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed the first half.

What happened with the safety?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Intentional Grounding in end zone

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Eli Manning derped derp derp and James Sanders and intentional grounding and a carrot.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I might expect that on cable, but not on a national broadcast station

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Ewwwwww

Thats just dirty.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is that weird chick judge on American Idol?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

Randy Jackson.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

It got boobies

saggy boobies

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what I find funny?

Steven Tyler can dress in the most flamboyant of clothing, reach the highest of falsettos, and literally become a dude that looks like a lady, yet no one ever questions his sexuality.

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen his daughter?

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That's because he's had sex with 2457982134758782734756 women?

I don’t expect you to understand because of your youth, but looking like that and being completely straight was not uncommon in the ’70’s and ’80’s.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

here, I can explain perfectly

remember the Prince skit from Chappelle’s show?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And then he made us pancakes the next day.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

........

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I never seen Chappelle's show, actually

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, I know,

I should probably catch up. They rerun it a million times a day on Comedy Central

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

http://vimeo.com/1720918

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

banned from internets.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I know that

It’s just funny that if any other man dressed like that, people would assume he was gay, but Steven Tyler get’s a pass for his years as a sex machine on Aerosmith

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

According to pancakes

Wade has an interview with the bucs on Friday

by sebastian_8_8 on Jan 8, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

he could do so much better...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

TheFakeESPN
Michael Turner was done being “the burner” late last season, now he is more of a crock pot (cc: @PeytonsHead)

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

In my drunken wisdom last night...

I figured I might need more beer and so I apparently stopped by a gas station. There’s a full mini keg of miller lite in my fridge. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Address?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha. MadMartygan after party.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

free beer???

You are my new best friend.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

and rec

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Heineken makes that, too

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

But not in a tasteful and classic plastic variety.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend who turned that keg into a lamp

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Classy.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

In a game room, it adds a sort of pizzazz

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't get enough pizzazz!

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

it's the CO2 that makes it great...

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

These refs are fucking up.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

They usually like to take a step back in the playoffs.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Must be the same crew that worked the Texans game against the Colts

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

/trololololol

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

rec!

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda threw up in my mouth there for a sec.

I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?

by trutxfan on Jan 8, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

and none for me....

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

in reality though.... none for me

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Even she isn't saying much

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

just need two more...

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just going to bend over and close my eyes

have at it

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

George Lucas just called for you.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I was here first

nanna, nanna, boo boo

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

REC

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

and rec

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

flagged for untruthiness

/not really

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

lol joe buck... that came out wrong

“Coughlin can’t believe it. The Giants are up 8.”

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

Atlanta's fucking up.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

go GIANTS!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh Atlanta, you could be down by two right now...

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions  

started laughing out loud as soon as the Falcons got no push

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL<LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I hope you never change Mike Smith. I hope you never change.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

twss

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by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and rec

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy Hakeem Nicks!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Oh wow lol

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by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Great run. Damn.

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

The best part was Dunta whiffing at the end.

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

i enjoy watching him fail

by nigeriantexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I hit rewind three times on my DVR just to see him screw up over and over again.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

I wanna see Dre do that to the Ravens

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by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

this is where CS would point out how lucky Eli is...

/he needs to move to a better timezone

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

All of the games next week should be really good IMO.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

So assuming all goes as expected

It’s HOU/BAL, NE/PIT, NO/SF, GB/NYG?

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Go Broncos!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, I would love to see the Steelers lose because fuck the Steelers

But Denver is teh suck

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT IF THEY PUT BRADY QUINN IN!!!

/LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Seahawks Principle.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

rec

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

So bitter.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

The Saints.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Trollolololol...

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with this. It might be a decent game. Banged up steelers, huge homefield advantage.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Steelers are pretty banged up and they'r in Mile High.

That helps the Tebows chances a little bit. I still don’t think they can win, but it would be fucking hilarious if they did.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

Sounds like an awesome line-up.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yea

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

and I think HOU/BAL will be put in the early Saturday slot as the “least” of all the matchups

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sunday at noon

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

and I thought last week was long

this week is going to take an eternity. Is that normal to feel in between playoff games?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

wow bad grammar, let me rephrase that

Is it normal to feel that way in between playoff games?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I'm not understanding you

please rephrase

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The time in between Colts @ Baltimore and the Colts-Patriots AFCCG felt like a good month.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

the two weeks pre superbowl feels like a whole offseason.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes it did.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

that's why I'm glad we didn't get the bye

two weeks to wait for a football game is torture, especially in the playoffs

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, are you saying that you think you're pregnant?

Maybe I’m not reading this right….

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Butt baby.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Early Saturday is Saints @ 49ers

Saturday night is Patriots and Stealers/Broncos.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That actually looks pretty great. Dammit I can’t wait.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh well guess im all in for the niners now

a Falcons niners NFCCG woulda been cool though

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

The Falcons have to actually, you know, win to get there.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

thats true

i dunno just keep going for it on 4th they’ll have to convert eventually

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That would suck

Niners are decent but the Falcons suck

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This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

1 player away at multiple positions.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I knew they were fucked when they traded for Julio

Like how do you give up 49 in your house and yet trade for a WR. Just mind bogglingly stupid.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

draft/free angency

little off topic but whom do you see us going after in the draft/free agency in the off season ?

by nigeriantexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

For sure a WR

In the first round maybe.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless Floyd gets another DUI, he'll be gone before the 20s.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

thats why I included the sooo bad

just because It won’t happen, also why I was about to add Decastro too.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I’d love a young wideout to groom, but I’m never opposed to taking care of the lines.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It would surely

mean that Jacoby or Walter would be cut for a 1st round WR

by nigeriantexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

In my mind only if we drafted two receivers

We could maybe keep both. If either had to go, it would probably be Jacoby.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think mini-Holliday will be the first one packing

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably so. But at some point we need to get Andre’s protege.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Kevin and Jacoby aren't going anywhere

Even though lots of fans hate them (irrationally even), Walter and Jones are held in high regard by Kubiak and football fans who know better. Check FO’s stats and analysis on them and check the emotional irrationality at the door for true insight.

by Still Blue on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That what I know

I don’t see why we couldn’t keep both unless the money gets funky. I like having alot of different receivers

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I find your comments inflamatory and accusational

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Now if we could only trick him into posting a picture of some bewbs...

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak's presence ensures we can succeed on O with about anyone.

Third-string QB, Jacoby as the #1. No problem, clinch the division in Cincy.

Look at the Giants, we need to stack the D-Line with talent. Bulman, Cody, Mitchell and Jamison can be improved.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

To finish my thought.

Mario/Barwin/Reed

Watt/Smith/high draft pick

We play fast because we play fresh.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

PEYTON MANNING!!!!11!!!!!!11111111

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt if the Jest would be interested in trading him.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

PAYTON*

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

4th down

should of gone for it…

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by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Banksy will love this:

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will interview former Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress for their head coaching position on Monday

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:25 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THANK YOU TEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the glazers.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Childress is a thinking man's coach....

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought he was just a man who thought he was a coach.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a thought

so, I wasn’t too far from the truth….

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Eli always has the luckiest throws...

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

....

You can't spell elite without ELI

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's tops in the LAQBR (Lucky-Ass QB Rating).

Just ask any New Zealand Patriots fan.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

The wind made that throw perfect.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The receivers made the ball come exactly to their hands with their athleticism.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean

There’s more than one? (Pats fans in New Zealand, of course)

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

/thatsthejoke.bmp

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

oh ho!

It’s funny because there’s not many Patriots fans in New Zealand

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Helluva catch

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Boy the Falcons sure suck

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

sigh

you know how to get a saints fan feeling good.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ten minutes later, I'm still trying to come up with a good punchline

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

...


/dam u shake

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if they'd consider trading him to Houston

by Cut Block on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

Julio Jones is extremely good.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he meant they gave up too much for him when they needed a lot of other pieces worse.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

It’d be one thing if they gave up a high first rounder, but they were both early 20s. It’s not a big loss IMO. Julio Jones was injured for a portion of the season and almost got 1000 yards.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

See slow man Jacobs gashing their defense?

You need picks to fix that.

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They suck so bad, I can't even tell if the Giants are good or just competent.

It’s like one of those fucked up rear-view mirrors where everything seems further away than it really is. You know, so when you change lanes you ram into another car and die.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's just say they're having a good game

and, Dunta isn’t a good cover corner, and we’re all happy

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

well this is the giants team I like...

they run at will, so play action works great, and the D is studly.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Bucs to interview Wade on Friday according to chron.com.

Damn….don’t need those kind of distractions this week.

by USMC_JA on Jan 8, 2012 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

I doubt he'll get the gig

The Bucs need someone like Coughlin….a hard ass who will rein those young players in. Wade’s not that.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Childress was a locker room control freak

So I kinda get it….but he blows. He shouldn’t be considered.

if I were Tampa Bay, I’d probably have my eye on someone like…Brian Billick.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

The bucs have I think the most or second to most cap room.

They played a 4-3 last year, have a great young front four, horrible secondary. Sounds kinda familiar.? That could be quite an enticing offer for wade.

by Slightly Obsessed on Jan 8, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't there a rule about interviewing coaches that are still in the playoffs?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You must ask permission.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If Wade goes on this interview and the Texans suck on Sunday because of their D, Wade is a MF

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it will affect us all that much

We should have Wade’s gameplan down by then, and he’ll still be there Sunday

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

why would he sign in the middle of the goddamn playoffs?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

...


/dam u shake

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Why damn Shake?

You made the bet.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

because the count was a fraud!

that and it amuses me.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

well that's what you get for expecting people in a pro-Santorum area to be able to count

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

REC!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

Did you say people who are pregnant in a pro-scrotum area having too many babies?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

the thing is

you actually made Santorum’s name less gross.

/Google it

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, he's a MF

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL @ my cowboys fan brother

Cowboys fans talk so much shit, then when they don’t live up they just act like it was a fluke there not doing shit in january

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Cowboys fans

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by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

the crazy thing is

if the eagles get their shit together and the giants play like they have been playing. The Cowboys could miss out on playoffs again next year.

by nigeriantexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

the giants had the schedule from hell though this year...

too lazy to look it up

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

15 year fluke.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

They shouldn't have been in the playoffs to begin with.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's too logical

Good afternoon TDC

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Good afternoon indeed

Yesterday truly makes this a good weekend

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Forte.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The Falcons need to get rid of Mularkey.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

The Jags wanted to hire him for HC.

LOLOLOLOL

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

dumpster fire

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Either him or Shottenheimer are the worst OCs in the league.

And both are being considered for HC jobs. You can’t explain that.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't spell delicatessen

without ELI

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Supposedly Fisher wants to go to STL

but concerned the team is moving to LA.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Why would that be a concern?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

he wants a more stable situation I guess?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he is right about the LA part.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I say put another team in Florida

Jacksonville maybe? You never see anyone going to football games there.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

LA is an overrated, overhyped hellhole maybe?

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds like a personal problem

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I am enjoying this game.

quite pleasant.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It's embarassing.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and I'm shameless.

/NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Tebus will shove the Football of Destiny up his ass.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

So long as Big Ben isstays broken and battered….

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

ThisGivenSunday
Prediction: Giants make it back to the Super Bowl vs Pats, hire Steve Spagnuolo to coach against Josh McDaniels. #Rams fans heads explode.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Wow Manningham

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Damn ATL getting raped

Feel bad for Tony Gonzales

by TheDream34 on Jan 8, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

twss

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I want the Giants WR coach for the Colts staff.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Yes, please?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I thought Peyton Manning was the Colts’ WR Coach

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He's the HC, OC, QBC and QB.

HE CAN’T DO IT ALL, DAMMIT!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

also GM and PR Chief

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget Defensive Coord.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow he's done a great job with the d

so good thats the Jags would consider him.

#Mike Mularkey? Really?

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

FALSE

If he was DC, then why does the defense suck so bad?
/Peyton’s Touch

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

if he keeps them off the field...

they don’t have a chance to fuck things up.

/forgive me Freeney and Mathis, you two are gawds.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ham Power Rankings

4. Baked Ham
3. Hamsterdam
2. Manningham
1. Rum Ham.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

what about glazed ham

or ham & swiss?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen last week's Top Chef yet?

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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes I have

Made my mouth water for that BBQ

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I kept tuning when they're plating the food

and missing the finish product and elimination.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Tuning?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

tuning in

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

They go to San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. They completely left you guys out :-(

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Houston could be its own season

Simply because of the variety of food it has….it doesn’t fit like those other 3 cities.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

And South Oklahoma.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Baked Honey Ham.

NOMNOMNOM

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

*4.Honey Baked Ham

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

my bad

fixed

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hamburgers?

The Hamburglar?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hamlet?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hamloaf?

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

No smoked ham, you fucking commie?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

mgrex03
@Shake1n1bake 850,000,000. Tyrone Willingham.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

maple AND honey

/blows a wad

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

A honey-maple wad?

Sounds sticky.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

And unsanitary.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

and that’s why I get none….

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

RUNNING UP THE SCORE!!!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Smith's face seems squished

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

Probably ate too much cheese.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No such thing

as too much cheese.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You ever heard of too much of a good thing?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a thing.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard those commie lies, yes.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking Nazis, but WTH

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

DC Pierson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

He needs to rap more.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Unnecessary tackling. 15 yard penalty.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Can we get a 1:30 runoff? ATL doesn't deserve an offensive score.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

and you get your wish...

now ask for a pony!!!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Im gonna wish for more than that.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Has any team ever scored only 2 points in a playoff game?
#recordbreakers

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Your wish is granted.

/Zoltar’d

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

NOMNOMNOM

I enjoy their tears.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hater.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Check em out.

http://www.thefalcoholic.com/2012/1/8/2691969/falcons-giants-fourth-quarter-playoff-open-thread#comments

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Schadenfreude is fun!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What makes it awesome, was I posted a collection of their comments after the Saints game about "Breaking Brees neck and legs."

/giddy

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The light.

They have seen it.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed it!!!!!!!

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta keep the throwing hand cold.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

How does one get shutout offensively in the playoffs?

Hell the Tebows will most likely get a little something from their offense

Madame de Staël once said, "One must choose in life between boredom and suffering." De Staël is dead but there is always an alternative.
This is where the cool is.

by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

We'll soon see.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Denver vs Pittsburgh sounds terribad

I think I might play some Battlefield 3

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

I'm trying to decide whether to play Zelda instead of watching this game.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I might play some LA Noire

I fucking love that game

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

so Wade's interviewing with Tampa Bay...

This week, and the Texans gave permission…

FUUUUCCCCKKKK

by _empty on Jan 8, 2012 3:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

They have to.

Its a formality to give permission.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a formality

They can refuse permission while the team is still playing.

The say the f**king smog is the f**king reason you have such beautiful f**king sunsets. - Ray Barboni

by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure it has, but I don't know of any specifics

But considering some owners are total assholes, I’m sure it has.

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade, no! Florida is Kryptonite for coaches,

and the BBQ is horrible.*

*Not kidding: it is appalling.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't they have a state tax there, too?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

No state tax.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, that's it!

Back to the basement!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

New thread?

644 is def into the range where the thread lags noticeably for a live event.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Casserly?!

BOO THIS MAN!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparantly

Wade Phillips is being interviewed IN Houston. So this shouldn’t distract him too much from prepping for the Ravens

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

GO TEBUS!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

TE-BUS! TE-BUS! TE-BUS! TE-BUS! TE-BUS!

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

lol
@sethpayne91: To any HPD officer who loves Texans, please pull Wade Phillips over and plant some weed on him on his way to Bucs interview.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

Can we just disguise Reggie Herring as Wade Phillips and send him to Tampa

It’s what they deserve for picking up Fat Albert and injuring Schaub.

by TheDream34 on Jan 8, 2012 3:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

He's not travelling to Tampa

they’re interviewing him in Houston

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Article in the Baltimore Sun

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-sp-ravens-playoffs-0108-20120107,0,5725721.story#tugs_story_display

Nice summary, and they definitely know our team is different than last time.

"I don’t like to really get in the quarterback’s head because I know he has a thousand other things to think about when he’s out on the field, but T.J. knows where I’m at."—Wide receiver Andre Johnson, on whether or not he lobbies for the ball in the huddle.

by HTown24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

And of course

Plenty of terrible towels on the road in Denver. Damn towels, I wish I can put all the towels in a fiery pit.

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You don't like towels?

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed that for you:

I wish I can wipe my ass on them, then put all the towels in a fiery pit.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed that for you:

I wish I can wipe my ass on them, sprinkle super Ebola on them, shove them into the mouths of Steeler fans and throw the fans into a fiery pit.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, let's go with that one.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think there's enough pain for the fan.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

While they're forced to listen to Manilow on an infinite loop?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY

What did Manilow do to get involved in this?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Suck as a "musician" and as a human being?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU DONT DESERVE HAPPINESS!!!

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would meringue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa, they fell in love

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you came and you gave without taking
And I sent you away, oh Mandy
And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without taking
And I sent you away, oh Mandy
And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

#BANMARKED

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

go admire Big Ben's posterior

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Roethlisberger could fart and it would sound better than anything Manilow ever sang.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

You know I'm right.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

no comment.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to...

then I took an arrow to the knee.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was because you lost a bet.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

"lost"

only because of a corrupt political circus.

Boxing has fairer fights…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You seem upset.

U mad?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I was upset...

but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Throw in something for Big Ben and we have a deal

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Done!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Raped by a horse?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

NO ONE DESERVES THAT, MAN!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Roethlisberger does.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, she may look like a horse

but her body wasn’t terrible in her prime.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

She got a penis.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

wearing this

NSFW, Se7en reference

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

With super Ebola.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Denver should be embarassed...

Letting all those terrible towels into their stadium. What kind of asshole sells their season tickets during the playoffs to another team’s fans?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

you act like ticket brokers don't have tons of tickets

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

There's not that many damned brokers.

Most of those tickets in the lower sections are definitely from season ticket holders.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like Denver has some too.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddamn Stealers fans

and their piss-towels

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, please let the Broncos crush the Steelers.

I’m so sick of hearing Steelers fans and their defense of Ben.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

THIS

Go Tebuses!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It annoys me so much that they can

scream “Innocent until proven guilty!” all day.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

SMITE THEIR ASSES, TEBUS!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the Broncos will be dragged into a bar bathroom and violated

but I’m hoping that’s not the case.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

uh oh...

big ben has two different shoes on! What a fashion faux pas!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

FINE HIS ASS.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

banned for saying he had a fine ass

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL off the crossbar to the 20

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

i think you should get points if a kickoff goes thru the uprights...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

McAfee would win games for us then.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

sekrah
Iowa HC Kirk Ferentz has invited Tom Bradley to interview for Iowa DC position.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

ick ick ick ick ick

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought that originally said Tom Brady.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

lol...me too.

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd prefer that to I guy that worked under for years then succeeded Jerry Sandusky.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, look!

It’s Ron Winter!

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Ewwww Ron Winter

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Please cover the WR's, Denver.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Broncos

DESTROY HIS FUCKING ANKLE!!!!!!!!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

LEARN TO COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

wait, i thought you didn't bet?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This is already getting uglier than Roethlisberger's face and "soul."

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

This got uglier than a blind date with Roethlisberger

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I almost bet on

the Steelers to cover, I might be glad I didn’t

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit Suisham didn't miss!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

beginning of the game

I expect him to shank the game winning or tying FG in the 4th

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

at least the Broncos can go for a tie

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank goodness Tebow stopped them from getting into the end zone.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

a TD would have put the game out of reach.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And, did you see that burning Terrible Towel?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

..........

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that God talking to Tebow?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a clutch one-yard run by Tebow.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

it’s a good thing Tebow recovered that fumble.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

Ryan Clark could get it.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

What kind of throw was that?!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

that's some shit that I would have done.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

A poor one

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I honestly think

that I could have made a better throw than that.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

I know I can

and I can’t even throw a football :-(

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

"pretty good throw away by Tim Tebow"

yea, he meant to throw it away

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

smdh

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not that he thought the janitor was the QB coach?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

AJaClay
Seriously what did they teach him for four years at Florida! Not how to throw

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

Who is that?

Adrian Clayborn?

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

he’ll talk some shit when guys deserve it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

and with 7.5 sacks as a rookie and being singled out as a rare Buc who didn't quit on the team

he’s allowed.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

that's damn good

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I like how

Tebow made the WR drop that pass, that’s the kind of clutch play that they need to hang in this game.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Cotchery!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

LULZ
Mengus22
Perfect RT @coachingsearch: Sources tell me that Gene Chizik has interest in Ron Zook for the defensive coordinator job http://t.co/Lbs7I83K

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

of course Zook can recruit

so if he doesn’t totally fuck up their defense LSU could be bringing in even more absurd talent.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I would totally choose LSU over Auburn if Zook was there.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

shit

forgot that it was Auburn Chizek was at

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Just messing with ya a little.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

but really

if Zook is in a position where he doesn’t have to remember what the score is, he’ll probably be good.

During Saturday’s 41-20 win over Indiana, Zook made a play-calling gaffe that, while it didn’t directly affect the outcome of the game, left a lot of people scratching their heads. With about 7 minutes remaining in the second quarter, the Illini scored a touchdown to put them up 20-13. Instead of kicking the PAT to go up eight, Zook decided to go for two. His reasoning? He thought his team was down five.
“We were down five, right? Up five, I mean,” Zook said after the game.
After some clarification: "It was 20-13? Up seven?
“Maybe I didn’t know what the score was. That’s happened to me before.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s just.. I got nothing. There’s nothing I could add. I was sorta out on him when he pronounced the s in Illinois.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey Hampton is so large

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

Wow,

that was a HUGE dropped pass, could have been a TD

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

This shit is depressing

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

All of these games are.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Greatest nine yard pass on third-and-12 ever.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

Not watching the game

I take that it sucks royally at the moment

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by Antho10000 on Jan 8, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I can't believe I'm saying this

but I agree with Phil Simms.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:03 PM CST reply actions  

Blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Can someone please double Miller

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

I will take a double bud light while their at it

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I see what you did there

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

>The Steelers had to sign Chad Spann this week.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

OMG THE REFS ARE TOTALLY SCREWING THE STEELERS IN A PLAYOFF GAME!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

No kiddi...wait, wha??

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I just made a seahawks funny :)

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Know what else is funny?

Santorum losing the caucus.

/no politics

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

"lose"

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

PimpBillClinton
I know I said the Broncos have Sarah Jessica Parker on their helmet but who’s to say it’s not Shannon Sharpe?

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Elway. We have a theme.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

.........

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit, Suisham made two!

Although it sucked too

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

Denver looking terrible, but the D holding them to field goals. I’ve seen this story.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

still set up for a TEBUS TIME!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

If it’s gonna happen, I want a statue of liberty or hook and ladder. Something Boise-like.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok

now the game is out of reach.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

naw

Roethlesberger holds the ball too long, sack fumble for a TD by Miller or Dumerville and DEN is up.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

final score 24-3

all field goals

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

any fan that does will turn into a pillar of salt.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no...

and the stillers love adding extra salt to their snacks.

This won’t end well…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I know how that movie ends.

Bronco fans will be forced to wander the wilderness for 40 years afterward.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The real question should be:

How long ’til they start chanting “ELWAY!”?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Pitt using an 11 in the box defense.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

Yet

they are still trying to run right into it…..sucks when you don’t have a QB

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Tebow is apparently not allowed to audible.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

TBN

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS. Probably also running on a loop in hell.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

With Rob Schneider having a sitcom on that network.

It’s DEFINITELY running on a loop in hell.

/entire premise: it’s funny because it’s racist!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s what wins the sweeps!

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

NBC has Whitney, yet they take Alison Brie out of my life.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Rat bastards

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

I wonder how much BBC America would cost?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Decker got decked there..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

That hit is 10x worse in slow motion..

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

No way that's a fumble

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Wow these announcers are

homers, that was an incomplete pass, you have to maintain control of the ball through the ground, he didn’t. Easy call.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Clearly down,

so it’s not a fumble. Either incomplete or down by contact.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Ah Harrison, truly an artist.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

So, what's everyone drinking?

I bought some 151 rum and am playing around with various mixes of rum punch.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

plastic keg of miller lite that was strangely in my fridge.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing.

I did have a couple bloody Mary’s for lunch, though.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i hear you liver crying

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't even done a straight shot of it yet.

My liver is counting it’s blessings.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

"SHUT UP LIVER AND PROCESS! OR ELSE I AM DOING SHOTS OF MOONSHINE!"

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Diet Sunkist.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

wait a min...

he will turn it into wine.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY BEYBEY!

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit! Tebow threw a really good pass!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow with a perfect throw.

No way.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOW

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

PRAISE TEBUS!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Well, that's 1/3 of his passing yards today.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

TD BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow Time.

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by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

He did.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he’s been sandbagging us.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

TEBOW BE PRAISED!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

There's no other way to explain this but...

DIVINE INTERVENTION.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

foot and a hip = two feet?

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

Hip = 2 feet.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

When I saw

the review, it looked a lot better than when I saw it live.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Knee = two feet

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

MikePereira
Right shin is down. That is a touchdown. One shin equals two feet aslo.,

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe anything but feet and hands = 2 feet.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Touchdown Denver Tebii!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

I can't believe this shit.

Tom Brady Tim Tebow is killing it out there.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK. THE. STEALERS. TEBOWS.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

And just like that....

Denver’s ahead.

Fuck Pittsburgh.

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by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Preach!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Preach!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

AOU'd?

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

fify

Fuck Pissburgh

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Preach!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

ok I think the devil is at play now...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Can't be.

BE-SFs didn’t make the playoffs. And Roethlisberger was off the field.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

well the patsies are still playing...

/satan’s team

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

jamespbarnett
Of course Tebow picked on Gay with that TD pass.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Thank you, Tebow.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Shit

it is 2012 isn’t it?

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

Someone tell me who JJ Watt looks like

I sear he reminds me of someone else but I can’t figure out who

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 8, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

Now that was awesome

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

sportspickle
Brady Quinn, you can take your jersey off now, put on a polo shirt and pop that collar.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I do this all the time but, I call Glover Quinn Brady Quinn

Never hits me, been doing it for the past 2 years.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

TEBOW TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

You know the Steelers

D has to be embarrassed right now.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Tebus

2/3, 81 yards!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

"Just win"

QB’s are even more “Just winn”ier in the playoffs.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

On that drive.

Tebow’s missed a lot more throws than that.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I’ve stated that I’ve made better throws than some of the ones he had in the first quarter.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They have been stricken from history as man knows it

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Like the last 5 Commandments?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

On Sky Sports

one of our pundits, a Jets fan, has actually just said “I wish Mark Sanchez could throw like that” in reference to Tebow. I realise Sanchez is awful, but are you sure?

by EnglishTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Mark Sanchez is a really awful QB, but he is actually a QB. That said, Tim Tebow at his luckiest is better than Mark Sanchez at his best.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

#85 is one thick mofo

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

which side? Both #85s are TEs

DEN: Virgil Green, 6’5" 252
PIT: David Johnson, 6’2" 260

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Pit

That [insert slur here] is bigger than 260.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what Mike Wallace does..

No pass rush there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Was that a catch?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

We're about to find out.

But it’s the Stealers, so they’ll get the call they want.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

there's a reason why penalty flags are yellow

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It's close

I don’t think they will overturn it.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

JPowers25
Hmmm its some others just as fast but he rooollin, mk u pull yo hammy lolRT @MonteJ24: Is Wallace the fastest WR in the league? @jpowers25

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

rooolin?

and I don’t understand anything after that.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

rollin'

is how I read it

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

ahh ok

I see it now :P

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

some others are just as fast, but he's rollin'! Make you pull your hamstring (trying to keep up with him).

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Ebonics + Twitterspeak= I can't understand shit.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

yoisthisracist?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I say no catch

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

Good Challenge

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

For some reason, I just thought of Marvin Lewis and chuckled.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

My god, a call went against the Steelers, and Tebus walks the earth.

This really IS Armageddon!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

When you go against a team

as inconsistent as the Ravens, you always have a chance.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish that game were at home, I really do.

Ravens suck on the road. Also, their play calling is some of the most inconsistent I’ve seen in a while, they had a good couple of games where Rice didn’t have over like 6 carries or something.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The Texans also blew out a team in a playoff game hosted at reliant stadium.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

My Pats "friend" is rooting for Tebow...lulz

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

i had goosebumps....

and a few tears. only thing that was missing was the jets flying overhead.
Yolanda Adams sings the National Anthem – AFC Wildcard Game Texans vs Bengals

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 8, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

Shit, it gave me goosebumps!

Yolanda Adams is pretty talented.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

My Pissburgh friend called me a "hater" on facebook.

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

this was my response
I’m not a “hater”. “haters” hate for no good reasons. I have reasons: Rapelisberger is scum, James Harrison is a punk, Osama bin Mendenhall is a 9/11 truther, and their fans are obnoxious homers who love waving urine soaked towels

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

The Mendenhall comment was tasteless

But I’m not gonna go there. rest is true though

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Good. Good. Embrace it.

Let the hate flow through you.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

REC for Star Trek!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you are a dumbass.

that is straight up battlestar galactica.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 8, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

no you're wrong

it’s obviously from Zardoz
/insert leather clad Sean Connery here
//not really, please don’t

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that the one with a Doctor who time travels?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it was from an episode of Dennis the Menace when Mr. Wilson lost it really good

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha!

It’s funny because you can’t say TWSS.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to laugh...

but then I took an arrow to the knee

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait a minute

I had a GF who really said that!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

PatBoylanBSU
@JPowers25 Not dirty at all. Pretty soon NFL is going to instal a 2X2 foot target on players stomachs, any hit outside will be illegal

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Feet or inches?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Feet or inches?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Feet or inches?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Feet or inches?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Liters or gallons?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

sand or gravel?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

shaved or trimmed?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

white gravy or brown gravy?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Red Pill or Blue Pill?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Blonde or Brunette?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

battery-powered or corded?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ribbed or smooth?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Katy Perry or Zoey Deschanel?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s Katy. It’s always Katy.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

aren't they pretty much the same person with different sized breasts?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

and a record contract

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly. And also the Zooey always seems like she got kicked in the head by a horse.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOW

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

The Steelers D is being absolutely shredded by a FB.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Haha!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

no

he just completez pazzez

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I lol'd hard. Rec!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Wish I didnt have to leave for work soon

:(

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

so this is what the apocalypse looks like...

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Touchdown Tebus!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

TD TEBUS!!!!

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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Tebus!!!!!!!!!!!!11

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. Way to go Steelers, this is pathetic.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

lol...

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd!

I love it when you talk dirty!!! purr…

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

+10000

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep talking dirty

and you’ll find out ;-)

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought BayBay and Tebow were bad picks. I'm now totally convinced Thomas wasn't.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

knew he was a freak, didn't think he'd be useful so quick.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

TEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Go for 2!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Holy Tebow! What the hell is going on here.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Praise Tebus!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Good googly moogly...

Stuck at work, no video but listening on Westwood One via 610. I am absolutely shocked. Talking heads be damned.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Jan 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

SportsPickle:

I hope they have a net under John Elway’s box for when he tries to jump out.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Playing Hell's Bells at a Fightin' Tebows game?

Someone’s gonna get smited.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch. My head. What happened?

I remember watching a stunning performance from the Texans, then nothing till a few minutes ago.

Somebody unscrewed my head and left a bunch of sharp metal pieces in it, then screwed it back on all wrong.

ugh

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

by Gerbillogic on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Eat Dirt Ben

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

OM NOM NOM!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Sack!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

I really wanted Phil Simms to say “Tebotion”

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Elvis is in the building!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Yup

more proof, God hates rapists.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh's in trouble right now

Mile High’s going crazy and that team is FEEDING off of it.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

Definitely

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

still a lot of time left in the game...

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know....

Denver’s got all the momentum. And that defense could hold a 21-6 lead, imo.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

The Steelers can fail in that time too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And Roethlisweasel is gimpy.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

#BatchTime

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

Whaaaaaa

"I'm pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"

by skywalker on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

PICK!

Ball at the 18! HOL-EE SH-EEET!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

INT!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Interception!

This fucking rules.

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow's holy aura just made Ben throw that pass.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

green it!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

wow, thought that was gonna be a pick six...

WTF is going on?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Oklahoma but thanks for the pick!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

I loved Quinton Carter in the draft so much

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

you shall not touch the tebus!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

Holy crap!

That’s a really bad call.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

No

He took 2-3 steps after the throw. Harrison could’ve pulled up.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah did see it when I watched it again.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The Steelers bribe check must have bounced!

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

oh just wait...

the Refs don’t like to start throwing a stiller game until the second half.

like that one game… uh nevermind.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me,

Is that what she said?

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

She is still bitter about that loss. :)

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

in slow motion...

that is a REALLY ugly pass.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

pulling a David Carradine

/too soon?

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

for “roast” quality material

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah. You should be able to make fun of anyone that kills themselves like that right away.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys totally have permission to make fun of me if I go out like that. I don’t wanna be a hypocrite or anything.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s gotta be a top 5 way to go, right?

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanna die peacefully in sleep, like my grandfather...

not screaming in terror like the people in his bus.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I could think of worse.

And dead people don’t get embarrassed.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Planned on it

you can count on me sport.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My Texan brothers need not explain themselves, nor do the orphaned colt fans.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...just wow

I can’t type. move or think after the past 8 minutes of this game. where the fuck did all this come from?

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

lol...

bronco fail

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Damnit, Doom.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Oh of course it was offsides.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Big Ben really looking awful with his throws

No way to drive the ball.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

^^This.

It will totally blow the Texans off of BSPN & BSPN Radio.

Tebus: feh.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take

A year of Tebow knobgobbling for a Stealers playoff loss

by splanket on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed. Plus I want to see Wade vs. Tebow in the AFC Championship.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take it if Pittsburgh's gone

And fuck Big Ben. Fuck that motherfucker into the ground, Denver!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

This.

Break him in two.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲▲▲

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon, Broncos.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

I love how TJ Yates follows SportsPickle.

Good man.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Lol.

Broncos one made me laugh.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I voted for the Steelers
f they can still field 11 uninjured and unsuspended players by early February, they should be a handful

lmao

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I voted Titans

The division is still up for grabs.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Sick as I am of hearing about Tebow, I would much rather face the Broncos than the Steelers in an AFC title game.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 8, 2012 5:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

YOU WOULD RATHER FACE THE ALMIGHTY?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

HEATHEN!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Big Ben and Tebow switch bodies or something?

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 8, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

YES!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! HOW? CAPS LOCK!

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck these guys up Broncos.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

That shit cray!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

These are some great routes.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow

The Ultimate Sandbagger

by splanket on Jan 8, 2012 5:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

OchoCinco's Tweet.

#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

So if the Broncos win they play NE?

ugh. That’s a meteor game for sure.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

GO TEXANS!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Broncos!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You would seriously want Tebow in the championship game?

Really?

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Over the Pats?

Any day.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be so delightfully trolly!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Broncos!

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Saints!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Go 49ers!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Go Giants!

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

From a purely Texans standpoint, they’re the team I fear the most.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

First down!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Bayless.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless is a professional troll

I was fully convinced when he took a pic for #OccupyHerbstreit He’s fucking with everyone, a hack sure, but not a moron.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, he's a tool and a hack, but he's not as dumb as he seems

he’s just shameless.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

that was him?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe Aikman was just really concussed?

given the shit he says in the booth I could believe him getting confused and fucking some dudes on accident.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

LMAO!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I've heard that before.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

pst - its a movie quote

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

that's it!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

she tells him she's in church, still she's on her knees.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees, and Scotty doesn't know!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I can't believe he's so trustin'

while I’m right behind you thrustin’

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

the front lawn, in the snow, laughin' so hard, cuz Scotty doesn't know!

(Guitar Solo)
I did her on his birthday!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I know that

but I can’t remember which movie.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, what a douchebag.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like Calvin Murphy.

Calvin Murphy down here in Houston was doing the same shit with Delonte West and Lebron’s Mom thing. “I am 100% certain that Delonte West did Lebron’s mom”

Guy is an ass.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s exactly what he is. I don’t know how much you read Houston news but Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle parlayed a gig at mlb.com doing that same bullshit.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit, BeyBey!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

If only the receivers would catch the balls.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

When a ball is thrown away

doesn’t the ref get another one?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

Roethlesberger and his ankle

need a reminder from the defensive line real quick before halftime

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

Roethlisberger Romo'd

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

lol...

and TEBUS causes a bad snap now

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

OUT OF FIELD GOAL RANGE!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDU1LYFXwP8

Good rap.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

People still watch the Grammy's?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

no, but they act like people do...

and then they act like the musical groups who perform are not really desperate for work.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No, they act like the people performing are musicians.

Die, auto-tune, die!

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 8, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I LOL'd

facebook

Boy: You are the funniest most beautiful girl ive ever met

Girl: You just wanna fuck me

Boy: Wow and smart too

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

fire

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we need to start another thread?

This one is over 1000 comments, but my browser is not slowing down on me

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

somebody should start a second half thread.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 8, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I say we push to 2000

Anybody up for testing RAM limits?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

POST ALL THE GIFS!

Setting Up New Furniture GIF -Setting Up New Furniture
see more Gifs

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Marino's not a bad looking old dude.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

for 50, not bad at all

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd do him.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

ok KRM, you should lay off the wine now.

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

KRM'll stop

but what about KMR?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 8, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

/inside joke thing

:)

The Iowa Caucus is a joke. I WON THAT BET DANGNABIT! Worst. State. Ever.

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 8, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

KMR will just rub one out

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that's pre-BRB

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You had a bad day!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Any day I hear that song is a bad day.

Except yesterday. Yesterday was awesome.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The Fantasy Football commercial came on :)

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody with a team called Romoliscious

deserves to fail at fantasy football

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn effing right.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh believe me, I know.

Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

belated NSFW halftime entertainment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Awww...shucks!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow made that corner hold.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, I just turned on the Steelers-Tebows game

How the hell did the Broncos go ahead by so much?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

now he playing WR

is there anything he can’t do???

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by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

cure cancer?

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

end world hunger?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

green it

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's way past green now.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine. There were people there to catch his stupid passes.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Steelers have been awful defending the deep ball

Tebow can lob a deep pass up for an athletic freak like BayBay Thomas easy.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

By scoring more points.

Tebow ran one in and a passing TD and a couple ofFGs.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened?

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Why is it so quiet?

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Shhh

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

No 55 yard field goal?

Pussys!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

well the Pittsburgh offense isn't going anywhere

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Good hit there.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

sbnation Because it had to happen, here's Tebow shooting lasers out of his angry eyes.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

funny, teh Schaub has the same power

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Challenge that muddah!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

.........

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Eww

there’s a Dallas Cowboys garbage can right in front of me.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

punch them in the back of the head.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Can. Not fan.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

punch that too

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be less effective.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No u.

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-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Send it over to my house, it'll match my room.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

zing!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Phil Simms = Captain Obvious

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

lol reminds me of Cass.

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

“For it to be a forward pass, it’s gotta go forward.” -Phil Simms

bubbaprog
Phil Simms’ college nickname wasn’t “The Tautology” for nothing.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Here comes the fix!

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you Ron Winter

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

That's bull

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

at least they told Denver that the ref had fucked them over

so they couldn’t get anything from the challenge, and let them take it back.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Bull. Shit.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Oh I gotta good one

If you guys were watching the pregame bullshit. Terry Bradshaw said this(paraphrased) “Pittsburgh let him go after they won the Super Bowl, and the Jets should release him. You don’t win championships with those kind of people.” Yeah I remember grinding my feet in his couch."
Fine I added the last part.

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Santonio Holmes?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

He really said that. It’s perfect irony!

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...that, that just really sucked.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Tomlin

throwing a temper tantrum over the refs picking up that flag (which is the right call) when they just handed the Steelers a HUGE gift is not endearing at all.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

by Meta Sandoval on Jan 8, 2012 5:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Omar Epps is a dick

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

SportsPickle

Fun Fact: Nobody in the NFL understands the unnecessary roughness rule.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

That's a touchdown.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Nvm.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

no TD, no fumble

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Oh what a bunch of shit.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

better than watching this obvious challenge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFTLouiUFjI

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

I honestly like Tyler the Creator

not everything but i like a fair share of his music.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

he's def too much into shock value

but he’s got a strong point about how empty most of the pop rap is.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

“I created OF cuz I thought we’re more talented than 40 year old rappers talking about gucchi when they got kids they ain’t seen in years.”

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

impressin' their peers, with the same problem

but the only way to solve’m is to go to fathers day convention with the gold revolver.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

After Bastard his best song is Assmilk. “I’m not an asshole I just don’t give a fuck a lot.”

Best song off of Goblin was Translyvania or Burger or Tron Cat.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

getting arrested for smashing shit makes me think he's either too into making waves

or he’s crazy. I’d like to think the former.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that was a big deal at all.

He just got pissed because the dude turned the mic off. It’s not like every other musician ever hasn’t done that.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

he's certainly a volatile guy, Don't think fans or haters would dispute that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He a fucking douche bag, but I like his music.

Earl is way better though.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the entrance to Let's Dance, which didn't make it onto Bastard.

“Hey, what’s your name? Oh that’s nice. Me? I’m Wolf. You can call me Tyler though. I’m 18, you from around here? You look like my next victim…I said you look like my ex-girlfriend…..’s sister. Okay.”

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

true

but if raping dead women is “shock value” then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

/ Farnsworthd

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose
Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed
Had sex with the corpse before I left her
And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like something that a paranoid schizophrenic who's a menace to our society would say.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a good thing the cops ain't shit when they fuckin' with a lunatic.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You people from Indianapolis are fucked up

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not from there.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

"Fuck a deal, I just want my father's email so I can tell him how much I fucking hate him in detail."

“Wow, so, Tyler, if you had the chance to tell him something, what would you tell him?”
“I’d tell him to eat a dick quicker than Mexicans sprint over borders, I give a fuck like a quarter & 20 cents”

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

They’re playing “Double Vision” by Foreigner while the review is happening.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Picking the songs to play seems like a fun job.

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Crap!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

LET'S GO TEBUS!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Ewww

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No ewww.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Ron Winter is going to hell.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

He can keep Bill Leavy company.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

banned

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

How can we ever get tired of it?

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Raji is big pimpin'

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

In other news

I just reached 50 followers on Twitter! I’m not popular!

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon Roethlisberger, pin down the Broncos defense and force your defense on top of them.

Then piss off Al-Qaeda so they bomb the stadium next week and both teams die.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

N is for no survivors

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Instant rec.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

"I can't believe you missed the extra pint!!"

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

I drank it.

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-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

uncatchable.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Defensive PI?

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ding. Ding. Ding.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Receiver knew he didn't have a chance, so he drew the contact.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Where was Tebow throwing that ball?

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

To destiny.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Why didn't Destiny catch it?

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

See below.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Tebow throws in mysterious ways

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta leave space for Jesus in between the ball and the receiver.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

key word is oops

because Tebow throwing is very much an accident.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

he has all day back threre....

some one is protecting him…

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by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 6:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

An offensive line?

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

well of course, LOL

actually, it is looking like Pitt rush (or lack of…) is the main reason….

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by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

But who breathed life into that O-line?

The Lord, that’s who.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE WILL OF TEBUS?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

You know, I really hope Denver wins.

Because of all the pissing and moaning the Steeler fans will do. That chunky Steeler D looks like the altitude is getting to them.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

I hope Denver wins because quitters like Ryan Clark shouldn't prosper.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Aw, crap.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Eh, good things for the Steelers. Never a good thing in my world.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take a field goal.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

I bet Big Ben's conscience works like his ankle. He doesn't feel bad at all until afterwards.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Doesn't feel bad until he misses a football game.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Red Tails movie appears to suck hard, too.

The CGI airplanes in the trailer don’t fly like real airplanes and the dialogue is beyond hokey.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Shocking.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Shoulda just ran

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Has to make that throw.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

If the Steelers are going to win it better be by a massive, inexcusable failure on Tebow's part. #HateVsHate

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you.

Go tebow.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean if the Steelers are going to win, which I don't want, I want it to be in a way that thorough discredit's Tebow as a real QB.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF?

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Shiiiiiiiit.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Judas McGahee

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

He's going to need that silver now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

should probably hang himself and has his guts spill out.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Works for me.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking-a McGahee, way to pull a Marion Barber

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Let's go Doom

Let’s go Miller.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH YEAH GET HIM BY HIS ANKLES!!!!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

For a D I thought was quite good the Denver back 7 has missed a ton of tackles after the catch.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

CATCH THE BALL CHAMP!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

I hate this game.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

It's entertaining, but I hate it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It's still not over.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I know.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Tebow time

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

It's Tebus time!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Better for the Texans if the Stealers win, isn't it?

IMO, they’d have a better chance of beating the Cheaters in Foxboro, then they’d have to come play in Houston after we take care of the Ratbirds.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

If the Tebows can win this game

it wouldn’t surprise me if they beat the Pats

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

that what I think

but, not so sure Pitt could do it after watching this.

by Coog on Jan 8, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah technically

but I love seeing the Pissburgh Stealers fall flat on their face. I think they lose to Patriots anyway

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

he's not Janikowski, but he's close

they’d try if it came down to that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about Prater

but Tebus can

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

How bout this?

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by Coog on Jan 8, 2012 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking shit Tebow

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

You know if he could just throw a little...

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Facemask not called

#typicalsteelersgame

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Yep.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn it... Tebow forgot how to throw.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

smartfootball
Rush got into Tebow’s head there. He pulled back on his delivery and threw a bad ball.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

But the pocket was clean....

nevermind.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

He had to sidestep.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a lot to ask.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine time for Tebus to start playin like Tebow

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by Seaborn1 on Jan 8, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

so now they are supposed to know how to stop ben?

they havent for quite a while now….

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by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

ok, go miller

wow, heering for an aggie….

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by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

sunnavabitch!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Suisham generally being shit could be the Broncos saving grace

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK. THIS.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

heres whats gonna happen

they go to OT. Opening kick off returned by Den to Pitt one yard line. Tebow punches it in, and we hear bout Tebow all week.

by Coog on Jan 8, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Works for me.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Steelers receptions came against a rookie I'd never heard of.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Helluva play by Champ.

And delay of game.

Stealers suckin’.

by FreedomRide on Jan 8, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Divinity and a coin toss.

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by Seaborn1 on Jan 8, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Well here we go

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

Overtime in the playoffs

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Overtime!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

So you have to kick now, right?

by MadMartygan on Jan 8, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Think Tebow has one more miracle left in him this season?

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by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

I bloody hope so.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Because fuck the Stealers?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome!! Bring on the Tebow ball licking!

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by JBal on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

New OT rules!

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

Robert Ayers with the huge sack. Example of why you don't just draft picks so early.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

You KMR'd that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

F U

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hmmmm?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't just what to draft picks?

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So wait, I forget what all the new rules are?

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

I think I'm more confused now, this is going to be a clusterfuck

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

First to score a TD wins

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

If you kick a fg, the other team gets a fg.

If the other team kicks a fg, then it goes to sudden death.

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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

D TD or O TD ends the game

if the O kicks a fieldgoal then the other team has a chance to tie or win.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

So a FG at ANY time prompts a chance to respond?

Not sure I like that

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Or is that only a first possession FG?

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's first possession only.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Only a first possession FG

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by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

First possession only.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

no, only if the team that wins the toss kicks one on its first pos.

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

If the 1st team scores a td, game over

If they kick a fg, the other team has a chance to either tie it with a fg or win it with a td

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Each team gets a possession

unless the first possession is a TD. It’s sudden death after that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, an OT rule that almost makes sense.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 8, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Denver wins the toss!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Denver won the coin toss

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by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

yessir

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's funny you should ask that...

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

TEBUS

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

CHRIST

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YOU STEELERS!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Holy Shit!

In the playoffs, everyone gets laid.

by molloymalone on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

err....wow

Making a name outside of your mainstream

by DrMustache on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

IT OVER!!!! TEBOW WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

TEEEBOWWWWW

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by OJ ATM on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Game Over!!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?

-God

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

OMG

jesus tebow all mighty!!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

HEYBAYBAY

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Hilarious!

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

THAT. WAS. SO. AWESOME.

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

They go through all of that explaining for it to mean jack shit!

That’s fucking hilarious!

Suck on that Steelers! Score another one for shitty divisions!

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by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Can you troll a specific Steelers fan?

One that I seriously hope dies in a fire?

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

SBN technology isn't to that point yet.

Sadly.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

GLORY TO TEBUS IN THE HIGHEST!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

Amen, brother.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Goo'd

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent.

Now we just need the Pats gone next week.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, that's going to be tough.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

One step at a time....

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

thats all that can explain this game

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

Bey Bey!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

Message from God to Rapelisberger

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

y u no post pic!

Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team

by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It posted the first time.

And I still don’t get.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The faith of Tebus is far greater than the funds the refs doth receive from the Steelers

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

The only downside to Tebow winning......

Skip Bayless is gonna be intolerable tomorrow

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Now?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

How's this different from any other day?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Just don't watch him.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

nice spiral,

and a game winning stiff arm…..

BU alum, BU dad.

by @BLMTTT on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

and the announcers fail, over a minute after the TD, they give the wrong college for BayBay Thomas. Georgia Tech, not UCF.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

That's so awesome.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

If anyone wants to join me,

I’m trolling BTSC

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
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by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

That's not cool.

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-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You have no idea what a bunch of assholes they were earlier this year.

Racist assholes.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

We saw it too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I know.

But they’re not all assholes. I’m sure they already feel bad enough as it is, and it just makes us look like assholes, too.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You know for most other teams I'd agree.

Not Pittsburgh.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Who cares! Suck it SHITTSBURGH!!!!!

"And now", said Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

by Kidaster on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Shittsburgh. lol

So simple, yet it’s never occurred to me before.

by willieboyd on Jan 8, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

They deserve every bit of it.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

They're not all deserving.

And you think everyone are assholes.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Well they banned me after 3 comments, so it's over anyway.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't say I didn't see that coming.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm banned.

Woo!

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So fucking worth it.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Well apparently god does hate rapist
Don’t get me wrong I root for sexual criminals as much as the next guy. but I guess all of our "She deserved it, did you see how she was dressed" chants wern’t loud enough.

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by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

you got greened

before they banned you for the “all he does is win” video. LOL,

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc&hd=1

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

you are a gentleman and a scholar good sir!

by TexasOilman84 on Jan 8, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sensitive for such a bunch of tough fans.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

All of 30 seconds.

Sounds like premature trollculation to me.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't even do anything harsh.

Just laughing at them.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Buncha pansies.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

dude

your posts were hilarious. Pure comedy gold. I almost fell out of my chair. lulz

by nigeriantexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

trolling is bad m'kay

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Like most things, it depends.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if you don't know how to troll correctly

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Only one who deserves to be trolled is the racist dude or LV.

I would have trolled LV if he was there, but he won’t show up for like a month. I hope he kills himself.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

He was there.

And Frankwyt.

Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC

by Jon Banks on Jan 8, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I hope he still kills himself.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He made a "Please defense" comment right before the final TD.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

#1 Defense........HOOOOEY!

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by Seaborn1 on Jan 8, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

I wish we could unrec posts so I could rec and unrec this forever.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

If you do not rec this statement, you are a communist and banned and I will punch you.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

lol like that punch would do anything.

I still rec’d it because it’s great.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And really, that's all that really matters.

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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

WWOWO.

Do not doubt the Denver Tebows. I mean I know its not jsut Tebow, but that was a hella of a play and a hella of a game.

I’d like Tebus to beat Brady and (obviously us to beat the Ravens) and face the Tebus here in Houston.

And also, thank you Denver for knocking that fucking rapist out of the playoffs!!!!!

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 8, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

no,

it’s just Tebow

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?

by DannyGraves on Jan 8, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

HEYBAYBAY!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

I love to watch Pittsburgh lose.

It was really a win-win.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

I'm still quite skeptical of Tebow as a real NFL QB, but BayBay Thomas is the truth!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

He's not.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So I'm still not totally clear on the new overtime rules.

Does that count as an “Overtime loss” for Pittsburgh or a

“Incredibly Hilarious and Humiliating Overtime Loss”?

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

the later

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It's spelled "latter" you stupid idiot

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

go get raped by Big Ben

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Go fuck a gopher, you alcoholic cuntdonkey.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You have to put it into this context

Tebow just beat the #1 defense in the NFL

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That was the #1 defense in the NFL?

I’d take the Niners D and Ravens D over them.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Id take the Texans D over them.

And we’re #2 btw – with assloads of injuries to boot.

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 8, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Over the Steelers btw.

Its a tossup in my eyes between Niners, Texans and Ravens

by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 8, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Who else is injured on the Texans D besides Mario Williams?

/not disagreeing, just asking

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I would probably agree.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Back up ILB

Daniel Manning (for a while) oh and worst of all not Kareem Jackson

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not losing Kareem Jackson to injury has been key to the defense's problems

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners have 3 First Team All-Pro guys and one more who should have been on it.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a really good argument to be made for Cushing.

Not saying Texans are #1 D, just that he got overlooked.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

Bowman & Willis are on a different level than all other 3-4 ILBs IMO. Derrick Johnson is close. Charles Woodson over Carlos Rogers and Jonathan Joseph was my only All-Pro team complaint.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If he retired today he'd be a Hall of Famer IMO.

He’s been the best 3-4 ILB since his rookie year.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

NYK luvs him

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin

by KMR24 on Jan 8, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

As should everyone who watches football.

He’s going to retire as one of the best linebackers in NFL history.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The 2nd one.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I am really bad at actually updating these.

by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

robfee Rob Fee
I’m Roethlisberger-ing! (sticking my penis in things that don’t want my penis in them)

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

wonder if I'll get banned.

Posted, “HeyBayBay!!!” on their thread.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

I imagine they'll ban you for doing anything other than weeping and gnashing your teeth

and complaining that the refs just didn’t do what they were paid to do.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw, and me without my fiddle.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

They were whining about losing the cointoss.

Before the kickoff they were trying to convince each other that it was good. A better strategy to play D first with the new rules. HILARIOUS!!

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by Seaborn1 on Jan 8, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if I disagree with them.

I’d be kind of like college football where you could see what you were up against. The thing is for that to be true you can’t give up a big play.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

With a TD winning the game,

you should want the ball first.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that turned out a lot more enjoyably than I thought it would.

Texans are playing next week. Steelers aren’t.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

This is why I didn't want to root for DEN
InkyJohnson
GOD is trying to show the world something through Tim Tebow!
just now retweeted by jmcc65


Dumb Dumb Dumb DumbDumb

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Why wouldn't he?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

God works in mysterious ways

but he knows how a D should play pass defense, and he smites those who don’t have proper safety play.

by McAggie on Jan 8, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Why was that even retweeted?

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Because Jacques McClendon believed it.

He must also believe that God didn’t want him to be an NFL player.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

McClendon pretty much sucked whenever he played.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Still didn't stop people from freaking out when he was cut.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

People always freak out over that stuff.

Fans overrate their bad players a lot.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you trying to say Kyle DeVan isn't a Pro Bowler!?!?!?!?

I still think Fili Moala is underrated by Colts fans. I love him though.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Fili is awesome.

I love our DT’s right now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 8, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

The D-line is the only part of the Colts I like right now honestly.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Orlovsky isn't doing it for you?

from what I heard he didnt lose his helmet. Not even once.

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the DEs, 3-techs, the LBs, Powers and Bethea on D.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Linebackers are okay.

I don’t like Powers as a #1 and Bethea’s inability to catch is finally starting to piss me off.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

he can cover and tackle

that’s plenty to be a legit NFL safety.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He needs to learn how to catch a fucking football.

He’s a good tackler but it doesn’t make up for not being able to catch a football.

You need a Pro Bowl safety to win a Super Bowl IMO.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear God, Schadenfruede is so awesome!

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

From the enternal fountain of football knowledge, Lady Gaga
ladygaga Lady Gaga
Giants fan but wow. #Tebow Thats what the fuck a champion looks like.
38 minutes ago

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, her insanity was just proven by that comment

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 8, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

She has designs on his virginity.

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by Xiane on Jan 8, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I got warned at BTSC

my first comment was kinda trolly, but I got serious after that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

and my 2nd was bitching about people attributing Tebow's success to divine intervention and they have a no religion rule

so I’m not sure what they were mad at me for.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck GoDaddy.

/NO POLITICS!!

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

SOPA-supporting SOBs

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The AFC North is looking at

going 0-3 in the playoffs this year, so much for them being the best division in football.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 8, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

guess yahoo playoff

still doesn’t believe denver won…

by wizteknet on Jan 8, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow?Tebow!Tebow?

Has anyone said anything about Tebow yet?

by McAggie on Jan 8, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

Watching NatGeo about MDMA production/trafficking

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

me too

Pretty interesting , especially how they make it

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by thebluffrat on Jan 8, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if the production if more dangerous than Meth, of Meth lab explosions are because there's more meth

or methheads are worse at going shit right than MDMA producers.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

*is

*or

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I think it was discovered when a legit scientist was working at some other project, accidentally made MDMA and inhaled/touched his face/whatever and got high as fuck.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend named Molly who does ecstasy.

It was so easy to learn her name!

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

quick search I can't find that

but can find confirmation it was tried as a anesthetic in the 1920s and was used as and therapy aid (particularly in martial consoling) in the 1980s.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I fucking bet you'd get along with a spouse you were having issues with if you both dropped some x

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather drop shrooms and fuck than X.

But that’s because of Enter Galactic by Kid Cudi. “Have just one more cap, babe. Have just one more stem, babe.”

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 8, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Drop X so you can have good sex.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I paid 60 bucks for these light loves

I’ll be damned if im not gonna get the full effect

by BC5 on Jan 8, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Too much for a stupid drug.

Just smoke dank to grow a shank.

Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone

by Colts Homer on Jan 8, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.battleredblog.com/2012/1/7/2690948/afc-south-eternal-thread-209-was-gonna-make-a-thread-but-got-shot-in

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

by shake n bake on Jan 8, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

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