Titans' hate tastes so sweet on my lips...

by JMFC on Jan 8, 2012 10:58 AM CST

While reading one of the posts this morning, someone mentioned the hilarity of MCM's game thread of the Bengals/Texans. Since i was sitting in the hospital and bored out of my skull, I took the liberty of finding some of the highlights and making a fanpost for your amusement. You know how this works...

*We still went to a motherf’ing Superbowl and only lost by a yard. We’re still the more accomplished franchise this side of the Colts. So suck on that. :)

*Texans are the Titans little brother.

*Foster said being undrafted made him motivated Where was your motivation at UT? All you did was fumble at UT, now you decide to be an All-Pro. Plus you’re a Texan. Screw you

*This game makes my soul hurt

*Shoulda been us

*LOL Foster clearly stepped out of bounds around the 20. Thankfully all scoring plays are reviewed.

*I bet the Texans think they can beat the Ravens. I’ll be damned if the Texans get to the AFC Championship.

*So wait... the Texans are going to win a playoff game for the first time in 9 years where-as we haven’t won a playoff game in over 9 years?… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU——

*What's really sad is that our Titans team would probably have played the Texans sooo much better Damn tie breaker

*I hate that stupid bow Foster does, I just want to deliver an uppercut when he bows.

*WreckNTexan always trolls right before the Texans lose WHERE ART THOU, SELF-JINXING TEXANS FAN???

*Bengals fail. How the fuck do you leave ANDRE JOHNSON wide open?

*i really hate Arian Foster UT + Texans + overachieving = hurt my brainsoul

*I'm not particularly impressed with either team. Texans are just playing well on defense.

*I'd put $20 on Andre Johnson being finished in 3 years

*Watching the Texans in the playoffs makes me feel sick to my stomach.

*Fuck you Andre Johnson...but that was a good catch-and-throw. …I miss Britt.

*This just in: I just realized I am watching the F-ing Texans in the playoffs.... FML

*CHOKE YOU FEXANS!!!11

*Oh Houston Texans, how I loathe you....

*Uhhhhh!!!! Brooks Reed I wanted you on the Titans so bad…

*wow thats gay by foster. see he has the texans logo cut into his hair

*foster is so slow....

*yeah, i just want them to choke anyway it comes

*Ok, I hate the Texans...but I want a stadium like that.

*That Texans D has been struggling of late, but man they were great all year. Even if the Texans win, I can’t really see them going anywhere. Can they beat Baltimore or New England? Doubtful.

My personal favorite……

*whats the over/under on how many minutes it will be before wreck’n texan stops by to gloat?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 8, 2012 11:11 AM CST reply actions

It's good to know the Texans can have such a positive effect on other fans

….like motivating them to improve their general health by putting down the meth long enough to breath some air and get some exercise with their fingers as they type this stuff.

I wonder how things are going up in “Jerrah-town”. Nah, actually I could care less.

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by MeMongo on Jan 8, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions

Great post, JFMC

I can barely keep up with all the great commentary on BRB, and I would never have had time (or interest) to read over the stuff at MCM. I feel like Eric Cartman drinking Scott Tenorman’s tears.

by JBal on Jan 8, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions

Btw, I hope everything's ok, and you get home soon

by JBal on Jan 8, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

No problem,

waiting rooms move at an incredibly slow pace and I’m a regular lurker at MCM, so it seemed like an entertaining way to kill an hour. And thanks for the well wishes.

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by JMFC on Jan 8, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

Yep, double on the good wishes for a speedy recovery

Great FanPost!

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions

This was mine:

*Foster said being undrafted made him motivated Where was your motivation at UT? All you did was fumble at UT, now you decide to be an All-Pro. Plus you’re a Texan. Screw you

As a UT fan, it woulda been nice to see Foster give a shit back then instead of fumble away games ….

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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 8, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions

You don't understand the person

He gives a shit. He just doesn’t show it the way some people do.

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 8, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions

five fumbles in 650 carries

a few of them happened at bad moments, but he clearly cared about protecting the football.

by Calvinball on Jan 9, 2012 3:01 AM CST up reply actions

By the way, don't take it personally (or do, I don't care)

But we’re not going to suddenly root for you guys. We wouldn’t expect you to do the same for us :P

I’m slightly semi-halfway-kinda-not-really happy-ish for just the fans because you could just tell the atmosphere was great there and they enjoyed it as much as the players did.

by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Jan 8, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions

I wouldn't expect any new fans from MCM

but the hatred is amusing. Not hatred as in “I hope Texans fans get skin cancer” but as in “Please God, anyone but the Texans”. Especially since you are by far the ‘more accomplished franchise’ and we are the ‘Titans little brothers’. It seems that we are so insignificant and of such little threat to your dominance that you guys would have teams that you hate more. Hopefully our recent rise to respectablility will enhance our rivalry.

That being said, I really enjoy you guys’ blog as well as some of your contributors (yourself and FOTU included). And for all the bullshit we talk, I have been to Tenn. for a Texans game and the pregame crowd there is actually very accomodating and cool.

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by JMFC on Jan 8, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs

We don't expect you to root for us in the playoffs

But at the same time, don’t be surprised when we feed off your disappointment and hatred.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 8, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions

You are usually cool as are a few others

I just don’t get all the anti-Texan emotion from folks there. Tenn got a team, has been to the show, and is in the same division. Why do the fans THERE hate Houston fans or the Texans?

Now the reverse is a totally different perspective: Bud was a jackass and ripped the team from Houston, and re-branded it in Tenn. There makes sense to have a bit of animosity from the Houston crowd toward the Titans with that history. Just like folks in Cleveland could have a certain hatred for the coward owner who ran off to Baltimore in the middle of the night.

Anyhoo, I’m pretty sure the playoff win for the Texans just healed a ton of wounds for any Houstonians still carrying any torches for Bud and the team formerly known as the Oilers. All of that is now well in the past and the new franchise is up and running strong (finally).

Stay cool. You’re one of the few voices of reason over there.

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by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

The venom exists

Because they can’t ignore us anymore. They have finished behind us in the standings for three years in a row now. And we have won a playoff game in recent memory. So there is venom.

And yet, I suspect that they will never hate us as much as we hate them.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 9, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Well stated and accurate.

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by WhiskeyR on Jan 9, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions

Visitor here , who is the Texans main rival? colts or titans

also you got that wrong.

Baltimore hates the irsays b/c it was the colts who ran off to indy in the middle of the night , during a snowstorm.

I assume you can’t stand the titans still using light blue and wearing oilers throwbacks. Similar some of us over 35 seeing that stolen horseshoe.

But yeah Cleavland does still hate our former owner modell

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by PSU RAVEN on Jan 14, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

I chortled

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by Jordann on Jan 8, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions

Poor ignorant bastards.

…but they’re right: insight is overrated compared to “Fuck Andre Johnson” and “I hate Foster’s bow”. Hey, thanks for taking the time to write. I’m sure your sister appreciated you climbing off her for a minute so she can go shoot at some food…

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by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 8, 2012 3:58 PM CST reply actions

Shoot?

You use up too much baby meat that way. A good hunting knife should be enough.

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by LedTexan on Jan 8, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions

My Favorite

“Wow. Can the Texans luck run out already?”

by SATexan on Jan 8, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

ya really

We get to lose players to injuries repeatedly. Lucky!

Playoffs in Houston: 18 years in the making.

by DaGoaT on Jan 10, 2012 7:25 AM CST up reply actions

Fuck MCM

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by BarreKellyJr on Jan 9, 2012 1:49 AM CST reply actions

This one made me laugh from my belly

What’s really sad is that our Titans team would probably have played the Texans sooo much better Damn tie breaker

He has a point though. They would have played us much better.

If we played our second string the whole game and had a TE take snaps at LB.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 9, 2012 1:57 AM CST reply actions

That would have given our starters a bye week to rest for the Ravens game, but with the energy infusion from the crowd

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by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions

Plus pay Madden rules at the very end.

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by JMFC on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

I think this sums up the (mostly) dumb bastards over there quite nicely

you know we are the only team with a winning record that the bengals beat. by Titans_Firefighter on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions

Didn’t we lose to the Bengals?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 9, 2012 2:41 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Come on down

Division Champion Houston Texans
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 9, 2012 6:47 AM CST up reply actions

Tennessee Titans fans’ Top 10 suggested Topics to keep them busy during the Playoffs:

1. Fuck you Andre Johnson.
2. I Really Hate Arian Foster.
3. Five Creative Uses for the Engine hanging from the Tree in your front yard.
4. Patsy Cline: Wonder How Come she don’t Make no more Records?
5. Nutrition and Diet: Critters vs. In-House Procreation.
6. Jethro or Jed Clampett: Whom do you Favor More?
7. What I wouldn’t give to have a sister like Ellie Mae.
8. Number of relatives I can pick out during reruns of Deliverance.
9. Bestiality as a viable option if your brother is taking too long.
10.Will the Texas luck run out already?

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by Ezekiel 25 17 on Jan 9, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions 6 recs

to be fair I was sure foster stepped out too

then I rewound it and thanked durga that I was wrong

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by nolander on Jan 9, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions

Yeah

It just seemed too improbable that Crocker would let him get by without stepping out when all he had to do was push him one foot. Between Crocker in the Bengals game and Ike Taylor in the Pitt game, it was like one whipping boy in the secondary over and over. So glad we didn’t have a whipping boy this time.

by Stalking_Horse on Jan 9, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions

See

Little things like being in- or out-of-bounds might be important to you or I, but to that’s only because we haven’t been liberated from our outdated modes of thinking like Arian has. He just is, reality moves around him.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 10, 2012 6:49 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs

I laugh when tenn fans talk the history of "their" franchise

They basically got our sloppy seconds.

Playoffs in Houston: 18 years in the making.

by DaGoaT on Jan 10, 2012 7:29 AM CST reply actions

…and our creepy old uncle who has to be watched around the kids.

by FreedomRide on Jan 10, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

One of them was talking about how it only took the Titans three years to be a playoff team.

One of them gave him shit for not realizing that they weren’t an expansion team.

.................

by Schlauton on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

Same thing for the Ravens

Art Modell snuck the team out of Cleveland in the middle of the night, THEN negotiated with the NFL for the roster, and expansion status.

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by MeMongo on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

Not sure about Modell, but I think the city of Cleveland negotiated to keep the Cleveland records and everything that came along with it. The NFL didn’t hook us up with that little deal, and that’s why those dickholes parade around in Oilers uni’s every so often.

by MadMartygan on Jan 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions

correct, Cleveland kept the records and Browns franchise

and the Ravens was considered the “expansion” even though it retained players/coaches/admin

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by MeMongo on Jan 10, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions

It was the colts who "snuck out in the middle of the night" during a snow storm

still sucked for cleveland but Modell gave 3 months notice, as expected virtually no attendence after that.
About made me puke before the indy/new orleans SB when they said it was indy’s 4th appearance . No it was indy’s 2nd.

Also the SB V trophy is on display in Baltimore, so indy does not have 2 Lombardi trophies . Balt has 2

IDK how you guys can stand it when Titans wear throwback gear that actually says Houston on it . What a bunch of douches

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by PSU RAVEN on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions