While reading one of the posts this morning, someone mentioned the hilarity of MCM's game thread of the Bengals/Texans. Since i was sitting in the hospital and bored out of my skull, I took the liberty of finding some of the highlights and making a fanpost for your amusement. You know how this works...
*We still went to a motherf’ing Superbowl and only lost by a yard. We’re still the more accomplished franchise this side of the Colts. So suck on that. :) *Texans are the Titans little brother. *Foster said being undrafted made him motivated Where was your motivation at UT? All you did was fumble at UT, now you decide to be an All-Pro. Plus you’re a Texan. Screw you
*This game makes my soul hurtLOL Foster clearly stepped out of bounds around the 20. Thankfully all scoring plays are reviewed. *I bet the Texans think they can beat the Ravens. I’ll be damned if the Texans get to the AFC Championship. *So wait... the Texans are going to win a playoff game for the first time in 9 years where-as we haven’t won a playoff game in over 9 years?… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—— *What's really sad is that our Titans team would probably have played the Texans sooo much better Damn tie breaker *I hate that stupid bow Foster does, I just want to deliver an uppercut when he bows. *WreckNTexan always trolls right before the Texans lose WHERE ART THOU, SELF-JINXING TEXANS FAN??? *Bengals fail. How the fuck do you leave ANDRE JOHNSON wide open? *i really hate Arian Foster UT + Texans + overachieving = hurt my brainsoul *I'm not particularly impressed with either team. Texans are just playing well on defense. *I'd put $20 on Andre Johnson being finished in 3 years *Watching the Texans in the playoffs makes me feel sick to my stomach. *Fuck you Andre Johnson...but that was a good catch-and-throw. …I miss Britt.
*CHOKE YOU FEXANS!!!11Uhhhhh!!!! Brooks Reed I wanted you on the Titans so bad… *wow thats gay by foster. see he has the texans logo cut into his hair *foster is so slow.... *yeah, i just want them to choke anyway it comes *Ok, I hate the Texans...but I want a stadium like that.
*That Texans D has been struggling of late, but man they were great all year. Even if the Texans win, I can’t really see them going anywhere. Can they beat Baltimore or New England? Doubtful.
My personal favorite……
*whats the over/under on how many minutes it will be before wreck’n texan stops by to gloat?