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Unsung Hero: Houston Has No Master Of Panic

Jacoby's getting the crowd hyped...not that they needed it on Saturday.

I know everyone is excited right now. I mean, how could you not be excited about the postseason version of "Unsung Heroes?"

I would love to write a post remembering Andre Johnson's first playoff game and touchdown, trumpeting the awesomeness of J.J. Watt, or talking about the surprising appearance of Earl Mitchell. However, none of those amazing Texans are my Unsung Hero of the Wild Card Weekend.

Before I name that man, I will throw out an attaboy to wide receiver Jacoby Jones. We can mock Jones all we want about his inconsistent hands, but this season has seen his blocking improve exponentially. When it comes to securing the edge on pitches, Jacoby's been second to none. He aggressively pounces on his cornerback and his blocking was a big reason why Arian Foster scored that second touchdown (along with a fantastic effort on Foster's part and a fail on Chris Crocker's effort).

Applause for blocking now done, let's jump to find our Unsung Hero.

Star-divide

On Saturday, one head coach buckled under the weight of playoff football. Quickly, two challenges were blown due to poor judgment on insignificant calls. It showed a coach's desperation to seize control of the game and finally win a playoff game.


Instead of taking a knee and running out the clock at the end of the first half with one timeout and 80 yards to go, the coach tells his team to move the ball and gives up a pick-six which changed the entire complexion of the game. The same head coach also increasingly leaned on his rookie quarterback when his original gameplan was to establish the running game.

Meanwhile, the other head coach never showed a sign of panic. His team came out jittery, but the plan never changed - even when the star running back bobbled the ball twice. When the game was tied at a gut-wrenching 10-10, the ol' ball coach looked calm and in control on the sidelines. He called for the usual tried and true effort of run the ball, take a play action shot here and there, and rely on the defense.

Perhaps most surprisingly was the game-winning knockout shot in the 3rd quarter. The head coach, oft criticized this season for his conservative play-calling, called for his rookie quarterback to take a deep shot on 2nd and 8. If J.J. Watt grabbed momentum by the throat, then Andre Johnson took momentum to the house and bolted the door. It was the right call at the right time.

These are reasons why head coach Gary Kubiak gets the Unsung Hero award. He didn't let the pressure get to him at all on Saturday. Kubiak stayed the course and now moves on to Baltimore for a divisional round match-up with the Ravens.

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I don't think I've never rec'd a post...

but the goosebumps on my arm just rec’d the hell out of this one.

by BrownCrayon on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 AM CST reply actions  

But the Gimp is sleeping

Rec’d for being funny as hell.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by PygmyStone on Jan 9, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a fan of Kubiak

but I do have to agree, he provided the confidence our guys needed to overcome the nerves and mistakes. Good job GK

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 AM CST reply actions  

Off topic...

but JJ Watt is gonna be on Dan Patrick shortly.

*Proud Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

by RaY210 on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 AM CST reply actions  

i know i sent my bro something along those lines.

All three guys that got a Int are either from free agency or the draft class. Too that i give the FO a hand clap.

by southpaw70 on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

It's easy to get good defensive players when Kubiak builds an offense with without using any resources.

Draft:

2006: 1st round LB/DE, 2nd round LB
2007: 1st round DT, 2nd round QB
2008: 1st round LT, 2nd round QB
2009: 1st round LB, 2nd round LB
2010: 1st round CB, 2nd round RB

6 defensive picks
3 offensive picks (pro-bowl qb, all-pro left tackle and Ben Tate)

Free Agents:

Johnathon Joseph
Danieal Manning
Antonio Smith
Shaun Cody

vs.

Wade Smith

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel Confident taking this team into Baltimore.

Baltimore is looking to New England already. Could this be the first game that we really get an accurate read on Schaub vs. TJ? I am still on the, “I cant wait to have Schaub back next season” wagon… But this is really an opportunity for TJ. Shaub got 14 pts without AJ…

by Texan5513 on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

Don't want to derail too much

I prefer TJ over Shaub. He seems to recover better when he makes mistakes. Shaub doesn’t seem to be able to move past them too well, IMO

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh, let's not get carried away yet.

I will say this: in two games this year where TJ and Andy Dalton were on the same field, TJ was the better QB both times.

Much better the 2nd time.

by FreedomRide on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

This is yet unestablished

School is still out on this. I don’t buy the notion that Dalton is a better QB. Yates never got flustered that game, Dalton did. Numbers are close to the same for both of them. Though I am not going to say Yates is better either .

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 9, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

*Yet to be established...stupid prefix

If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan

by professortex on Jan 9, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Going forward it unknown, but from what I saw Saturday, Dalton was better.

Better arm and better timing on his throws. Dalton’s int’s were not bad throws, any of them, Yates had at least one bad throw that should have been an int.

Yates had the better team around him and the better system.

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Weakest link is a BIT strong.

Dalton did look good though, no denying that.

TEAM = TEXANS

by 5thStringBro on Jan 9, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't compare the two

Dalton started all year, and his offense tended to throw the ball 30-40 times a game (only 2 games where he was less than 5 attempts short of 30). Yates has played 6 regular season games, and if you take away week 17, he played 4.5 regular season games

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a big reason why Dalton's better right now.

Dalton also has the better arm, I think. TJ could end up the better QB in the end, but Saturday they had the better QB.

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

TJ is a huge product of this offense and a QB guru.

Just because I think Dalton’s better right now doesn’t mean I don’t like TJY.

Dalton really impressed me on Saturday, he made good reads, got the ball out quick and was the victim of two athletically freaky interceptions and one hail mary interception.

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yet one cannot ignore this argument....

does anyone see Ryan Leaf coming into this offense and producing this well? What are some other famous QB busts? Again, insert them into this offense and would they produce this well?

I am beginning to hate this label of a QB being a product of “the system.” TJ is no slouch as a qb and I think he gives nothing away to Dalton on arm strength. That bomb to AJ was a thing of beauty.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

^^This.

Even more impressive was the deep-out-, 1st-down throw to ’Dre. Aaron Rodgers could not have thrown it any better.

There is NO WAY a 5th-round pick should come in and lead a team to a Division title and a playoff win unless he is a genuine NFL starter. Dalton had a good year; TJ’s was better.

by FreedomRide on Jan 9, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

"TJ's our weakest link."

Oh, how quickly we forget our 1st round draft pick from 2010…

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Jan 9, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Kubiak as the Unsung Hero...

Our Offense Looked unstopable in the second half. The key to our teams success i think is playing with the lead… It allows Wade more flexability with play calling on D and more confidence from our Rookie QB… Would love to see us playing with the lead going into the 2nd half again on sunday.

by Texan5513 on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions  

Well deserved!

I love how calm he was through out the whole game. It’s funny because the same people that have been bashing him for having “no emotion” during the game are probably praising him for that same demeanor.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 AM CST reply actions  

Can we start calling him...

Kubiak the Carpathian?

I've got nothin'...

by Bennyscrap on Jan 9, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hope we don't play New York in the Super Bowl

We need Kubiak the Carpathian far away from the Statue of Liberty…and a nintendo controller.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh, but...

Get Brooks, Connor, and Antonio to meet at Manning and force Carr to come in.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Great idea

Imagine the irony. Just seeing a Texans logo will bring back violent flashbacks for Carr.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

They better have three QB's suited up.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

dont make me bust out my koob stayin' alive vid again. lol

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

The unsung Hero should be

Kubiak’s haircut! He wanted to look good on national TV.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

It’s sad when you know so much about the team you notice the HC’s haircut.

I noticed it as soon as I first saw him. :/

.................

by Schlauton on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL. Don't feel sad

True fans notice these things :)

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

im still on a high from saturdays win…. sunday cant get here fast enuff !!

by weslaco3 on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

I agree with chris

fuck what “they” say.

If your best CB wants to pic it off, then let him.

Mayock needs to stick to the draft

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

If it were tied at the time

With limited time on the clock, maybe knock it down, otherwise catch it – it is the only way you know you get possession

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

^This^

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You read my mind

That’s close to what I was screaming towards my TV. My words were more like “You’re a effing moron, if you’d seen what happened last year, you’d know that knocking a ball down cost us a game, dumbass”

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Twitter blew up with "knock it down" remarks from national media

I shuddered from Q-Tip memories and was okay with it. If Joseph wants to get himself a pick….fine by me.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

exactly.

in that position with like 14 minutes left i’d rather getting it there. they couldn’t stop our rushing attack, it’s the beginning of the 4th.. more time can be bled off with more field, which means you make them more tired as well. besides the momentum boost turnovers give, and the deflation they cause on the other side.

Michael: The feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call...a feeling.
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

^^THIS^^

You could almost literally see the wind come out of the Bengals with that INT.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly. A kid in the yard might be frustrated when you knock the lunch money out of their hands

but they’ll down right cry if you take it and stick it in your pocket!

Going back about 35 years ago, my lunch money was knocked down and taken at times. Taken was always more painful to see. Five years 14 inches and 70lbs later I was knocking them down on the field and saying “lunch money bitch”. Ronnie Lott was my hero back then and I perfected the timed hits to separate the ball from former lunch money stealing jerks from childhood.

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Wreck'D

When, Kubiak was just given the award last time.

This time you totally nailed it

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Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions  

Just wanted to throw something out there

The more I watch that 42-yard Foster run, the more inspired I become. Dear god, it was amazing.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 AM CST reply actions  

more bad play by crocker

than awesome play by foster.

still nice though

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

The stiff arm and still stay inbounds was just pure awesomeness by Foster…..I think Foster just flat out got the leverage on Crocker and pwned him.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Foster told Crocker

“Excuse me, but you’re in my way. I’m trying to score a touchdown. Thank you.”

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that always the case in football?

Someone is the lesser of the two?

TEAM = TEXANS

by 5thStringBro on Jan 9, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks.

And wrecked for class. Hope the Browns figure it out sometime in the near future.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

this is cool and all but

Dick Lebeau, Y U NO PUT SAFETY OVER THE TOP?

by Toolshed1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 AM CST reply actions  

It actually just looked like a blown coverage mixed with a speedy receiver.

They sold out run on first down and got burned.

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by LocalMan on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

no ryan clark

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

they had Ike Taylor covering Thomas alone for like the whole game

how many 40+ yard catches did that dude have? they should have realized that Ike Taylor is no Revis after the first one.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh didn't blitz him enough

You can’t give him all day.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I say you play zone and rush 4.

Make him play QB, not athlete. Make him read the D, make him hit the windows and above all keep everything in front of you.

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

They gameplanned to stop the run

they did, but then tebow threw some great passes and killed them.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 9, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

His best games are against zone

His worst ones were against man to man

season-wise anyhow

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That I don't know

I would think running against man would be easier – but I do not know the stats

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Very interesting indeed

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Thomas finished with 4 catches for 205 yards

a 50 YPC average? That’s just sick

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Jan 9, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously.

Remember when Ike Taylor was the 3rd best CB in free agency last summer?

Taylor Nnamdi Joseph. Rick Smith FTW.

Kubiak believes in you

by JayRedd on Jan 9, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking that all day during their game.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 9, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This is our clear advantage over Baltimore.

I truly believe, and always have, that we have two of the best playcallers in the NFL on our sidelines.

by willieboyd on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

Agreed!

Remember our 3 game losing streak when people were calling for Delhomme….Delmutherfuckenhomme!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

And I feel dirty agreeing with a sooner

But is the playoffs baby! And we’re undefeated in the playoffs!

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Not ignorant of anything

Didn’t say Yates would be the starter next year, I said I think he’s the better QB and that Shaub has a hard time moving past his mistakes when the game is on the line. Happened multiple times last year. The game vs Baltimore being the most obvious

/derail

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Schaub was also called to throw more than Yates.

But with Yates, Kubiak is not tempted to throw more and relies more on the running game.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard both.

Hopefully now that we’re in the playoffs, the announcers will finally get some names correct.

Remember our first few years in the league, When they kept calling us the Houston Titans? Or calling us Texas instead of Texans?
But I think the name that pisses me off the most is Mary O’ Williams. Fucken Dan Deerfuck.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh

(removes blond wig)

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Playoff merkin

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Added

Schwab replaced with Schoob.

Matt Schoob, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So the Texans now have

Mary-O Williams and Matt Shoob?

What’s next? Andre JoHansen and Ariel Forrester?

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously!

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he our running back

Or Th QB for Green Bay?

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt S

What’d the announcer on Saturday’s game call Shaub twice in a row when he was pointing out that Shaub was sitting on the bench? Sh-oh-b?

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I think you mean "Shoop"

/Salt-N-Pepa’d

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by Foster Child on Jan 9, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That doesn't mean Schaub is better

If you want to compare stats, go rookie year vs rookie year. Yates makes rookie mistakes. He learns from them, of course they get repeated a few times, but he doesn’t seem to let the mistakes get stuck in his head and cause further mistakes

by majestrate on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

moot point

they will compete next preseason, and the winner will be the starter. Problem solved.

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by professortex on Jan 9, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree

At this point, the Texans are almost game planning around TJ not with him. This is to be expected with a young QB, but it is not something you have to do with teh Schaub. Matt should be our starter for the next year or two, and you use that time to groom TJ to eventually take over.

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by Mumford on Jan 9, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I disagree with this,

but that’s the beauty of this blog….we are able to do it respectfully.

And maybe this is just a matter of ?semantics?/?interpretation?….and we are both really thinking the same thing.

With Schaub they create a game plan based on his strengths and how they fit with the team, with TJ they do the same thing. TJ is still very much an NFL caliber playoff. I know for a fact I couldn’t go in there and make some of the plays he has.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

double facepalm....

an NFL caliber QB*

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Dumbest. Argument. Ever.

Schaub didn’t play much or at all during his rookie year. Try again.

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-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Exagerate much?

Correct, Schaub didn’t play much his rookie year. Do you realize that you can still takie his one start and find a similar game from Yates and compare the two?

You seem to be quite antagonistic. Am I supposed to be lurking for a year or two before stating my opinions? Would that appease the all-knowing “vet o’ teh internwebs futbal bord”? :P

by majestrate on Jan 10, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

sigh

Sarcasm is better when you don’t typo :/

*…can still take his one start…

by majestrate on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

No exaggeration over here.

Your argument went like this: Compare one QB’s rookie year to another. Fuck all the variables.

That logic is dumb as shit.

I’m antagonistic because your argument was ridiculously dumb. There’s so many things to consider and it’s not a fair comparison to Schaub.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand that Yates could be better,

But at this point and also next year, I would be a lot more comfortable with Schaub behind center.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Jan 9, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

That's not what you said.
Didn’t say Yates would be the starter next year, I said I think he’s the better QB and that Shaub has a hard time moving past his mistakes when the game is on the line. Happened multiple times last year. The game vs Baltimore being the most obvious

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Yates is not playing as well as Schaub at the moment, that’s because Schaub has more time under his belt. More experience, IMO, when deciding between a vet and a rookie, means the vet should be the starter so that the rookie can continue to build his knowledge-base. That doesn’t mean that the vet is the better QB. You won’t know that until the rookie has had a full season or two of games, so that you can better evaluate his decision making and not have to deal with rookie mistakes

So, as I said, I think Yates is the better QB, even though I don’t believe he should be the starter next year

by majestrate on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I think the issue here is about the tense that your using.

Based on your argument, it sounds like you’re saying that Yates will turn out to be the better QB. Jordann is saying that right now, and likely for the next year or two, Schaub is better.

I think the question of Yates v. Schaub will be an interesting one to look back on in 15 years. At this rate, it’s hard to say who will end up being viewed more favorably in the long run. Let’s not forget that one point, Cody Carlson was viewed as the future at the QB position by the Oilers, and that ended up as a spectacular failure.

I don’t think Yates will end up like Carlson, but I don’t think we should declare him better than Schaub either.

by Tailgate Andy on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for logic

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by texanslady on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

No need to use logic here.

Apparently, it doesn’t apply in this conversation.

Yates is sooooooo much better than Schaub.

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Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 10, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

.....

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Just because I can't use the correct form of your/you're

doesn’t mean that there’s no room for logic in this thread. And it’s not so much a lack of logic on either of y’all’s part as much as the fact that y’all are having two separate discussions, and then disagreeing when the discussions go in different directions.

/Why is there no edit button?
//Holy crap, that’s going to bother me now that I’ve noticed it.

by Tailgate Andy on Jan 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I was just trolling you.

And I’m just picking nits with him because I haven’t really given anybody a hard time lately. It was one of the dumbest statements I’ve seen, so I just pounced on it like a spider monkey.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 10, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Eeek this needs to be a fan post.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

in the offseason

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Other than that, however, I agree with your observations

Not necessarily your conclusions though.

If Schaub has indeed been playing for a long time now with an undisclosed injury, then I would hope that that will be fine by next season.

It’s too early in TJ’s career to move him in as starter full-time (unless he totally outperforms Schaub in camp and pre-season. I still say this is Schaub’s team to lose.

He definitely seems to have the potential to be the QB of the future, but I doubt that future begins next year.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

It has to be Schaub next year IMO

He simply knows the offense better and can make the reads/throws/decisions that TJ cannot at this point. That is something that could be rectified with another year in the system, but next year it needs to be Schaub. Did he make some maddening throws this year, yes he did but let’s not also forget that the offense was still averaging nearly 30 ppg without AJ. I seriously doubt TJ could pull that off yet.

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by Mumford on Jan 9, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hold on now

Shaub has a weak arm

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by Foster Child on Jan 9, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we make a thread somewhere

for all the Kubes haters to go to and admit they are idiots? Please? Now that we won a playoff game what further arguments are they going to spew?

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by nolander on Jan 9, 2012 12:44 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

lulz

Hey! I admitted about midway through the season I was wrong.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah but a lot of people came out of hte woodworks after we lost the last 3 games of the season

well, where are they now? I’m sure they are waiting for the next texan’s loss so they can feebly shout I told you so

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 9, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Regulars around here?

Or Comicle commenters? I don’t remember seeing a lot of people calling for his head here.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Jan 9, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Short answer? Yes.

There were a couple who could actually make valid arguments, but most were just spittle-flecked hate.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 9, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Ok, I either missed that or just skipped over their stupidity.

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by Mumford on Jan 9, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

they come out of the woodworks when we lose

but don’t comment when we are winning

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Jan 9, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

OH, those.

Yeah, ’bout them. Except for the Indy game which was decided by HORRIBAD officiating and not by any coaching abilities, I knew the last two losses were just about Kubiak trying to keep as many first string players upright as possible for the playoffs. Give them a few series to keep from getting rusty, then yank ’em and let them rest and heal up.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

its obvious

Its obvious that yates will be the future and will study behind schaub and eventually replace him. But for the next 2 seasons if healthy shaub is our guy. Than when his contract is up tj becomes the starter with 3 years in the system and playoff expierience. Our qb situation is looking solid. For a long time

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by JLeeNino on Jan 9, 2012 12:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Schaub's contract is up at the end of the 2012-2013 season.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

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Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the Kubiak choice for unsung hero but seems like alot of people are forgetting about the ninja.

Antonio played some football on Saturday was pretty much unblockable. 1 sack and shoulda had Reeds to go alond with 3 tfl’s. He was a problem for the Bengals all day and seemed to elevate the whole Dline’s play.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 9, 2012 2:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I agree

Antonio looked the the Antonio of the Cardinals Super Bowl run. He appeared to be unblockable all game long and was in Cincy’s backfield more than anyone else. That says alot on a team with as many excellent pass rushers as we have.

by CoogmanSam on Jan 9, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

what i would like to know is

whom is not gonna be resigned/cut in the offseason. Leinart and Mario surely.

by nigeriantexan on Jan 9, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

That's for the offseason

/Team Mario all the way

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by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I see that we're going to be fighting alongside each other this coming off-season.

Awesome.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

well said and rec'd

"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill

by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

first ride my ass.

(insert funny comment about BFD and jordann here)

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Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry...

by chrisd21 on Jan 9, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

(insert comment about a panda suit here)

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 9, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

(papabear inserts something here)

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 9, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

(insert unnecessary Archer Quote here)

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

/obligatory laugh

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

(insert obligatory dig about Chris being a Mary Jane worshipper here)

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Jan 9, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously Leinart is gone,

and as much as I love him, the Cap’n needs to go, too. Maybe that way we can keep Mario AND Foster?

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by T-Moar on Jan 9, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It will be a low-vibe QB contest in camp, and teh Schaub will emerge as the starter.

But if he goes down again, WeeJay will have a real chance to be DA MAN.

Then, look out.

by FreedomRide on Jan 9, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

You know me, pooping in those cheerios

Kubiak did a great job, but calling a timeout as Marv Lewis was set to punt on fourth-and-short inside his own territory was … yikes.

by riversmccown on Jan 9, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

I believe it is all kind of a moot point

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 9, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I am almost positive this is what happened.

And he knew he didn’t have the personnel out there to stop it. I think it was a great call.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened was they weren't sure if they had eleven on the field.

They even showed the sidelines live. Gary and Vance weren’t sure along with Marciano if they had enough guys on the field. rather than give up a first down on something that dumb they decided to take the timeout.

by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Was that the one I saw Jones counting....

then look to the sideline?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Jan 9, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a dumb decision. Absolutely.

but it wasn’t the dumbest decision? Can you imagine the fury if Cincy were actually running a fake punt and we see 10 men on the field for Houston?

He probably was a bit too conservative there with the timeout and is lucky it worked out with that defense, but I see what you’re saying.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Time out!

Is it not awesome to be giving a shit so passionately at this time of year?

by FreedomRide on Jan 9, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

Defense win Championships

I don’t understand why everyone is nervous about TJ taking us on a deep playoff run. Didn’t the Ravens win a ring with Trent Dilfer? And the Bucs won the SuperBowl with some junior varsity QB. If you can run the ball, move the chains, and control the clock; a good defense can control momentum and setup the offense. Like I said….. Defense win Championships, and the Texans have the best D still alive in the playoffs.

by HillwoodHustler on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 AM CST reply actions  

great writeup and great selection with support for your selection!

Kubiak for being Kubiak.

We have all questioned Kubiak for being Kubiak. The difference is, then, the team was losing in monumentally profound ways and now, they are winning like they have never done before. A year ago at this time most of us were calling for his head. Today we are requesting a bust of his head. A year ago, the Colts were losing and handing another team an invitatation into the playoffs. This year the Texans are yawning while playing the Colts as they win and clinch the top spot in the draft.

Let’s all hail Kubiak!

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