Open Thread: LSU v. Alabama
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 7:01 PM CST
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PrintI, like many of you, would be more intrigued by this game if Texas was playing in it. No point in wallowing about how the Horns got screwed here. Let's just watch the final game of the college football season and engage in witty banter throughout.
This is your open thread for tonight's national championship game. Go forth and comment.
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I'll be busy scouting all of Bama's pro-ready CBs for next year's draft.
Too soon?
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According to BSPN
Kareem was the unsung hero this year. I’m ready to draft another!
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
No.
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BTW...
Where are you in Joisey? My dad lived in Franklin Lakes for a while, so I’d spend time up there.
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Morris Country/Northwest NJ
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Try the veal!
And tip your waitress.
/’/drops mic and walks away
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I prefer to
tip the veal and try the waitress
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Let's go sinkhole!
Clap-Clap-ClapClapClap!
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by kriess on Jan 9, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Battle of the FG's Revisited...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That way everybody wins
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I'm more a meteor man myself...
But I’m open.
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Oooh, oooh
How about a sinkhole with a meteor landing in it….kinda like cosmic basketball. EVERYONE WINS!
"Lord, beer me strength."
I like how we're talking about natural disasters at the Superdome
And purposely ignoring the obvious one.
Too soon?
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But ESPN told me everyone wants to see this rematch
You mean they lied?!?!?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
ESPN didn't really lie
They’re really no more than a puppet with the SEC’s hand in its back..
And in an attempt for some cheap recs, they’re really out to screw the Big 12 since they have that whole FOX deal. Why won’t someone think of Texas/OU/Oklahoma State/Baylor/TCU?!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Know how the Big 12 did against the SEC in the bowl match-ups?
http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7442730
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I WANT THE SOUTHWEST CONFERENCE BACK!
IT WOULD DOMINATE SO MUCH!
#BRINGBACKTHESWC
"Lord, beer me strength."
Not believing they were all too bright to bust it up like they have.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Was that the work of Texas?
It was kind of before my time…
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
SWC was mostly on Arkansas
But, as with everything, there was plenty of blame to spread. UT has long been weary of people recruiting talent away from the state, and there was money involved on all sides. Lots of blame.
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A lot of teams were on probation during the latter years of the conference, right?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Yes
But I don’t remember that having too much to do with anything. I also don’t purport myself to be a huge knowledge source on this topic, either. I’ve never cared much about the political aspect of sports.
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Yup
Only Arky, Rice and Baylor were the teams without any NCAA issues.
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And recruiting talent from within the state away from them, etc., etc.
God forbid any school (coughHoustoncough) should have the upper hand on recruiting.
…Not that I’m bitter or anything.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
They can...but some, not naming names
Don’t want to.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
It all started with SMU
The death penalty plus other schools having minor infractions led to a decline in football product in the 80’s, and less TV’s.
The major blow was the defection of Arky to the SEC, and then Texas, TTU, TAMU and BU joined with with Big 8 to form the Big 12 in 1994.
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Being a UH alum
I hear all the time how the Coogs got hosed on that deal and Baylor got in due to political connections. Not sure how much of that is true and how much is conspiracy though.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Yup. UH got hosed
BU got in on politics. All true.
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Preach!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
No. I need LSU to win and that's hard to do in a sinkhole.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
that guy sucked at singing
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Go LSU
Alabama shouldn’t be playing in this one.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Still Can't Get Over
That Alabama didn’t even win its division, much less its conference, and they’re playing for the title.
Death to the BCS.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
So...
Why’d you create a second login?
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I think he got banned from SBnation
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
GOT BANNED FOR THROTTLING DUTRING THE GAME
didn’t get unbanned. btw what are you doing this weekend?
Had no idea
Just sent an email to support. You’ll hopefully be back in a day or two.
As for the game, I’ll most likely be watching for the kids, but I need to figure it out with them, first. They come first. Plus, oddly, my wife got into the game.
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oh okay.
well if you guys have another get together let me know. i might be back in town this weekend since school starts backup on next tuesday.
TBH
There’s another factor here. I am terrible to watch games with. I’m kinda scared of my own assholiness when a game is on. I’m much more amenable to a non-Texans game (Saturday night?).
I mean, seriously, I watch the TV off to the side, yell, jump, and am completely insufferable. It’s…embarrassing.
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Had to reboot
No idea. I’m just…I’m honestly afraid to watch a game in the company of somebody who doesn’t know me. Even in front of the wife and kids, they know I’m going to yell and scream, and act like a moron, but they’re used to it.
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well if i make it back saturday ill let you know.
or we can watch the division championships. got plenty of football ahead of us.
What's The O/U On Total Offense In This Game?
400 yards, with 250 of that being rushing yards?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
pulled a hammy
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
sportspickle
Really enjoying the National Punt, Punt and Punt Competition so far.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
will bam a put it in for a
touchdown? field goal? only time will tell
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
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CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
there is your first fg.
btw after this weekend i think you can eliminate one of your cut kareem jackson tags. maybe just the jackson part
i plan on leaving it.
only because he plays a lot better when its there. i like to think he sees it and thinks “ill show him!!!”
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
in that case add two more.
he might play like an 8th round pick if you do. instead of playing like he was a homeless man’s undrafted pick.
OMGOMGOMG HE MADE A FIELD GOAL
ROLL TIDE!
/Would be 77-0 if OKState was playing
/NotReallyBut….
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions
doesn't matter
texas a7m will win it all next year
/aggies told me so
afc south sure is.
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CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
Proposterous
Everyone knows a Big East team will.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
UH? I concur.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Hooray for UH!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Come on fellow Coogs, green this.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Kareem Jackson
Is the most college-ready corner in the NFL.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hey hey now
We just lost our star QB and our coach, don’t kick a man while he’s down,
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
i'm not a u of h so im not hurting.
but ill back off
you say that like its a bad thing.
imagine if he would have been made the starter in his first year. could have really hurt his ability to adjust to the pro game.
We should draft Wing in the first round
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions
Sooner 55
Longhorns 17
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Jan 9, 2012 7:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I like this guy
/no homo
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i bleed burnt orange
its 8:01 and OU still sucks
by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Living in the past? Really?
What are you, a Cowboys fan?
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
You just did.
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Ok, just take your 5 Super Bowls and run...
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
On the other hand
Aren’t you trying to go to aggieland? I mean, wow (as far as football and bestiality).
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Baaaaaaa means no
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That's why I bring out the gag first.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
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Excellent
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i might need to ask pud on that.
he is our expert farm animal fornicator.
Well first you break out the Crisco...
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
And you go buy a .xxx domain.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Touche.
Still living in the present, though. At least I have that.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Heh
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greatest game in the past year.
and i missed it.
When we get together
I have a long, rambling story about the game. Lots of hate.
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Cowboy fan, Niner fan, either works here.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
At least the Niners are doing something in the present, though.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Quick question.
Which of our respective NFC West teams has been to the Super Bowl most recently?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Of OUR teams, dammit!
Besides, nobody watches the Cardinals.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather see them relocate to LA.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
I would've thought you'd rather have the girl with the beer bottle.
Just a thought.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
THIS▲
Cardinals have the greatest fans EVAR.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
You let someone out of the Basement.
-infinity BRB points.
You have no idea what type of hell you’ve unleashed upon this blog.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Start Trek VI rec.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Star Trek VI?!?!
BANNED!
::twitching::
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
All right, Julius Caesar. Sheesh.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Unbanned.
/former English teacher
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Lot's of Shakespeare references in Star Trek...
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
General Chang prefers it in it's original Klingon.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
taH pagh taHbe'
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
To be...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
...or not to be
Target that explosion and fire!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
There is an old Vulcan proverb...
Only Nixon could go to China.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I've been dead before.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
HOGS OF WAR!
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they are like gremlins.
you let one stay and all of a sudden you’ve got a ton of sadistic, twisted, happy, weird creatures. and then you have pud.
YOU'RE ONE OF US.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Found it!
http://www.sportspickle.com/video/9296/worlds-classiest-lady-is-an-arizona-cardinals-fan
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"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
by KMR24 on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And that, son, is how I met your mother...
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
If I had to bet who would be most likely have gone to the trouble of finding that clip,
You probably would’ve been about 2,957th on that list.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
It was pretty easy to find
I remember the title of the video and googled it.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
what else did you google?
/grabs the lotion and sock
I had no idea what y'all were talking about.
I thank you.
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The basement:
’Tis a silly place.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
i thought you guys monitored this place.
/big brother ISN’T watching
They just have to say that for insurance purposes.
The truth is no one gives a fuck.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
The lock broke and we're too lazy to replace it.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
YAWN
this game is boring….i like good defense like the next football fan but this high school offense is lame, boring and every other lack luster word i cant think of now….
BOW-RING
YAWN…
2011 Season is the Reason!!!
And the next Julio Jones!
#2for1deal
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Fake Punt
Whaaaa?
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions
Nick Saban just pulled a Les Miles.
Bravo, good sir.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
as close as it gets.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
he doesn't care.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Mediocre spot
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
so if bama wins, when is the 3rd game schedule for?
its 2 best out of 3 right?
Irrelevant spot.
Does anyone really think it’ll take more than 3 points to win this game?
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Blasted that boy on that play.
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
Good defense by The Honey Badger
Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!
I wish I knew how to do sarcastic font
Just for this game
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions
put the @ sign before and after your statement.
no space.
like this.
try it till you get it right.
we can see where you mess up.
/twss
I am sure everyone is thrilled about me learning how to do this
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
If The Over In This Game Had Been Zero
I still would have taken the under.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Brown noser.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
If there's anything on my nose...
…it’s VapoRub.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So not only are you a brown-noser,
You’re also a corporate prostitute?
I am disappoint.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
From poop!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Watching These Two Teams
Attempt to set offense back 75 years makes my cup of smartass runneth over.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, don't they know that's Tebow's job?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Tim, you're a football blogger
what’s this whole Forward Pass fad I keep hearing about? Does it have anything to do with the Single-Wing?
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
You Know Who Likes This Forward Pass Nonsense?
Otto Von Bismarck!
Go back to Prussia. Your inquiries are treasonous.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Swish.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So...Harvard's new stadium is pretty nice, don't you think?
It’s well-deserved for such a a perennial powerhouse.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
No way. Not as long as they have to go through Princeton.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Actually, Bismarck probably would've hated the forward pass.
Not conservative enough for his liking.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, Kubiak is his protege.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Dear LSU,
If you could win and keep the total score around 24 points, I would really really appreciate it.
YIC,
UT
#nobodycaresaboutyourfootballpool
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Kinda. Basically it's a money pick 'em I run every year.
If LSU wins and the total score is close to 24 I win some cash.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
how much cash?
/might try to be head blogger
About 40 bucks for third place (which is the best I can do)
Winner gets 130, second place gets about 85. Person who does worst gets their money back.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
sounds good.
btw do you do one for march madness? that would be fun to join
I don't actually.
The only reason I do a football pool is because it was a tradition in my wife’s family to do one until my wife’s uncle died.
There’s considerably less interest among the participants for basketball than there is for football unfortunately.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
but its easier to pick.
just get drunk and let the alcohol make the wise decisions for you.
My wife's aunt actually won the pool one year basing her picks on the following logic:
Hmmmm Oklahoma/Iowa. Well “Oklahoma was a really great musical…”
Alabama/Michigan, “Didn’t Joe Namath go to Alabama?”
She won. Actual. Money. Doing this.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
its honestly the best way.
the more you know about those games the dumber your picks are. its one and done and emotions and desire can’t be measured. plus some teams just get at the right time.
Is anyone else really hoping that this ends 3-2 or 4-3 or 5-3? I mean that’d be kind of awesome, right?
It would be interesting to hear all the excuses from the SEC apologists here in Lower Alabama.
“It’s real, hardnosed football!”
lol
Better than Mr. Mister Alexander?
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
T-Bob Hebert has to get some consideration, I think.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
I asked a girlfriend this on Sunday
(Yes, a girl.)
If the media fellates Tebow, is that considered pre-marital sex?
She said yes.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You fap about tranny blowjobs?
::steps away slowly::
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Alabama's gameplan isn't bad
3-5 yard out route where the tight end makes the linebacker look dumb…..it’s the “Zac Diles” game plan.
"Lord, beer me strength."
MOAR SCORING!!!
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Wurst. BCS game. evar.
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Stop that.
Sausage >>>>>>>>>> BCS
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS blocker.
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"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
last year's game was pretty fuckin boring.
wish this game was more like texas – usc. that was an okay game. or boise state – oklahoma
6-0
can this be considered a blowout?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Shaun Cody is pretty funny
https://twitter.com/#!/ShaunCody95/status/156564331251765249
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Oh thank you.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I turned the game on in time for this??
Winning counts?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions
So I know they're not playing FFPS.
Thank you announcer guy.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Goddammit Musberger!
You do not pronounce the E in New Orleans, you dimwitted knobgoblin!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He and Costas should've been pastured long ago
Peanut butter pasture. No water. So they could never fucking speak again.
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al michaels is glad you guys appreciate his pronounciation.
Noo Or-lee-uuu-hns
I'd suggest we all take shots whenever either team punts
But we’d die of alcohol poisoning before the game’s over.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Taco Bell's advertising is apparently based off of touchdowns.
They may file for bankruptcy tomorrow.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions
Dear Brent
Please go die of auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Hugs,
me
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Announcer is fully aroused talking about Matheiu
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Psst, Nimrodberger,
There is but one Honey Badger, and he wears steel blue.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
We have a winner!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Is Frank Bush running LSU's defense tonight?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions
no twelve td's would have been scored by now.
on ten possessions.
This thread >>>>>>>> this game
And it ain’t close.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
by Mumford on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hail yeah.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
We like to party.
And we like turtles.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
so now its a blowout.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Now it's a bblowout...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
LSU, THERE IS A FUCKING GAME GOING ON!
PARTICIPATE OR I’M GONNA LOSE MONEY, YOU BASTARDS!
::whimper::
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
GAME! BLOUSES!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I can never rec Chapelle show references enough
If inlay he didn’t have a breakdown after season 2…/le sigh
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
should have gotten an actual laptop instead.
by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I have one
But getting it requires walking. No go.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
#firstworldproblems
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
I hate to watch blowouts in championship games
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
BORRRRRR-ing.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
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A Modest Proposal
Don’t start the second half until we can fly Baylor and Washington to New Orleans.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Not necessary
RG3 can throw touchdowns in New Orleans from his room in Waco. True story.
"Lord, beer me strength."
"Ladies and gentlemen, due to an unfortunate sudden accident to both teams tragically cutting their own heads off while combing their hair,"
“The roles of LSU and Alabama will be played by Baylor and Washington.”
/riotous applause
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
why would they comb their own heads?
btw wouldn’t it be easier to say that it was just easier to pay baylor and washington for a good game than paying lsu and bama a lot more for a subpar performance?
This assumes they're not already paid.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Either that or a half gallon of hard liquor to every person forced to watch this.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
There needs to be a clause in the Geneva Convention
Preventing Alabama and LSU from playing each other again…ever.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
/breaks off neck of whiskey bottle
//chugs glass and all
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
EVER!!!
Do you want to risk children being exposed to…to…this?!
It’s worse than radiation.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Walgreens...sells....wine?
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, and beer.
And I think they plan on selling their own labels.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
They have their own beer
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27-25 Live with it forever.
Something with a sawmill on it?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Civilized state, Texas.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
yes it is.
i think walgreens has that buy two get one free gun special.
Hell, the corner gas station sells wine.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
WHAT!?!?!
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN IN NJ
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Dunno...and this is in Washington, too.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
you live in jersey that's why.
the stupid decisions are made on roids not alcohol.
I assure you
Plenty of Stupid decisions are made on alcohol.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
And I have the record to prove it!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I must admit.
It was awesome to see hard liquor for sale at a Walmart in New Orleans.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
ANY retail establishment...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I didn't spend the whole trip shopping in retail stores. ;)
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Same in Indiana.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Walgreens in CO sells alkihol
Srsly.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Same here.
Hard liquor as well.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
If you don't see any more comments from me tonight,
it’s cause I got caught in the Walgreens ckeckpoint.
what's a ckeckpoint?
is that even legal before 9?
Might as well get two boxes while you're there.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Gene Chizik Winning A National Championship
Still ranks as one of the most unbelievable things that’s ever happened in college football.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
The schadenfreude at my place of education tomorrow will be BRILLIANT.
Alabama knocks off the Longhorns first, and now LSU?
I’m quickly becoming a Bama fan. Roll Tide!
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Rackers might struggle at this....
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
I could do this
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
tebow would have mode those.
kicking the opposite way
I don't know why the SEC is making such a big deal about this 6 in a row thing.
I mean, it was only 100 years ago that the Ivy League wrapped up their run of 24 in a row…
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
when your conference is known to suck at academics
you need something to brag about.
by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this what 50 weeks between the last game of the season and the championship game does?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions
No. This is what SEC Football does.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
IT'S THE GREATEST CONFERENCE EVAR!!!!1111!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!11
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
tbh, I enjoy the SEC.
They’re old school. Their game is what I imagine when you tell me I’m going to see a good game of football.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
ftfy
They’re old school. Their game is what I imagine when you tell me I’m going to see a good game shitfest of football.
by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
50 weeks or 50 days?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
yup.
and yet i would rather watch the pro bowl that this shit fest.
pro bowl score would be 28-31 right now.
at that’s halfway through the 1st quarter
Rutgers
1869 National Champions
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions
Doesn't count.
They had to split with Princeton.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
Neither of these teams should win the title after this game
In fact it should offset their last national title as punishment.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
MOAR field goals!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions
GAAAAAAAAAAAME OOOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
God, I hope you're kidding.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
No, the part about this being Mortal Kombat.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
i do know that the movie was street fighter.
that was erik julia’s last movie. at least i think that’s what his name was.
Whew, had me worried for a minute there.
And Raul Julia. Good casting decision I think. I’m just glad he didn’t eat ALL the scenery for that movie.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't that from Double Dragon?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I know what happened.
New Orleans and Detroit used up the Superdome’s quota of good offense for the week already.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions
Horrible story.
I’ve….I’ve had a couple in Austin like this recently. Yeah.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I want to see this game end 30-0.
Make it the biggest blowout in BCS Championship game history, without scoring a TD.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
trolololol
bama’s kicker looks like he is trying to beat rob bironas record for field goals in a game.
sbnation
Honey Badger costume + LSU Tiger = HoneyTiger! http://t.co/ROgq824N
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I'm going to see that in my nightmares
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Misery loves company, huh?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
if I could give people hangovers through the internet I would.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
This doesn't surprise me in the least.
Considering how much you drink, I’m surprised you can’t send hangovers through telepathy by now.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
.........
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
THIS causes you nightmares?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
it's creepy looking
it’s no Moutheye Rivers, tho
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
/BANNED
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Great, you had to bring him up.
Now someone’s gonna post the pic. I’ll have to ban someone, and it’ll all end with everybody crying.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
NOOO!!! You left out the subject!!!!!!!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Banned.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
.......
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gladiator isn't much for the historical accuracy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
........
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Four minutes is way too long for this to turn green
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
A lot of Bieber-lovers in this thread.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
No title, either,
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
the last time i put a title shakes n bakes got upset.
told me NOT to. now i don’t put one and you get upset. WTF am i supposed to do?
wut?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
*CH
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Troof.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Don't. ever. post. that. again.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds more like CH's doing.
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
I could go to the local Indian food joint eat three bowls of curry and fart a better game than this one.
SCORE POINTS LSU!!!
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Points? How about cross midfield!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
yup.
i’ve never ate indian food and just farted. it was a lot messier and smellier.
Troof.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
FYI: Walgreens now also has sub-teen sex slaves.
They were out of Serbo-Croations, so I didn’t get one.
Because they didn't have any goats left.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
I thought a fair catch had to be clearly signaled.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions
not in the sec.
they use old school rules.
/changes channel to Blazing Saddles
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
There's no way Blazing Saddles is funnier than this game.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
you take that back
TAKE IT BACK!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
2nd best comedy ever
after Dr. Strangelove
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
been a while since I've watched it
so I won’t argue
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I'm not saying it's not funny. I love Blazing Saddles,
But the sheer comedy of errors that is this game dwarfs the comedic capacity of Blazing Saddles.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
That too.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't funny.
Pathetic, yes. Funny, no.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
the only question is now
Do I watch Blazing saddles twice in one night, Or watch LSU vs Alabama for the second time??…
by Texan5513 on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think you know the answer.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Punt? DRINK!
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Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Honey badger, honey badger, honey badger, honey badger
Shut the fuck up Brent!!!!!
by Dmo_Htx on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I see you, sir
And I raise you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&feature=relmfu
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
she called me the same thing.
except she cried, called her mom and told she was becoming a lesbian.
Once.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
My dad hung me on a hook once.
Once.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
btw is it just me or did lsu clone kareem jackson?
and then allowed him to start corner on their defense.
How Can Jordan Jefferson Be The Best QB On A Team Playing For A National Championship?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Aliens?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
I blame Obama.
/no politics.
Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.
GOT DAM OBAMA!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
well
he is a martian
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
he kicked all the other QBs on the roster in the head repeatedly.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Well, this is the BS National Championship game.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Typo.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Derptacular
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Tebow-esque,
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
That leg was torqued sideways
He tore that knee to pieces there in that gruesome scene after the pick
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
Dear God, they can't even score field goals now.
I’m doooooooooooomed!
Wait (looks at side pool)…
I won second place!!!! I’m a friggin’ genius!!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
What's that?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Baseball exists to give the semi-homeless somewhere to sleep during the day.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
/chugs Scotch
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Sack. Can't get it off."
TWSS
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Nice tackle for a 5 yard gain there!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Maybe LSU thinks this game is using golf rules.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Are any of us watching?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just using this as an excuse to drink during the week.
/doesn’t need much of an excuse
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
What makes you think they're watching now?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Okie State
Has to be watching this game and LOSING their minds.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
they shouldn't have lost to Iowa State
that’s kind of a dealbreaker for a champion
/excited for plus1
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
doesn't matter, lost to ISU
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Oklahomans' heads exploding?
SOLD!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Still north of the Red River.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Fixed for ya
Still north of the Red River Corsicana.
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27-25 Live with it forever.
Dammit I'm from north of Corsicana.
But I’m not an Okie!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 10, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions
Oklahoma is Oklahoma.
And fuck Oklahoma.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec whore.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
I mean every word.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
in that case, i gotta agree.
wipe that shit off the map
Bitches love field goals.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
lol
Those bitches gonna’ get fat on ’em tonight!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Well we are talking about Louisiana and Alabama
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
LMAO!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Here comes the most epic 4th quarter ever
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions
epic?
in that its the first NCG to not have a TD in the 4th?
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Most field goalsy 4th quarter to ever field goal!
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Did you order a pizza or something?
Maybe something special with some pineapple?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I suggest smoking a lot of weed and maybe huffing some gold spray paint.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Who'd have thought this guy would be constantly in trouble for his attitude?
DJKoulianos
If I was Lee I would be like Nahhh I’m good let that dude take this FAT L. Y’all ain’t wanna rock with me from the start…
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
This game is the McMuffin of field goals...
in that I hate both that commercial and the lack of National Championship caliber offenses
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
It's gritty!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
right?!?!
how do you make rubber gritty? good job McDonalds
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
.......
KegsnEggs
Jeremy Shelley field goals 5, LSU first downs 2
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Dear Les,
Let your other QB try. What do you have to lose at this point?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions
Oh hot damn, it's 15-0!
IT’S A REAL BARNBURNER NOW!!!!!!!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
I'll get the kerosene!
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
isn't that state just dry grass everywhere?
drop a match and watch it light up like the hindenburg 2.0.
Best not to take chances.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
easy to do...
what with all the meth labs…. I mean mobile homes
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
wtf why would you want to burn your own state?
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
So, in the final rankings.
UH is higher than LSU, right?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions
In a just world? Yes.
In college football, not a chance.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Why would that be just?
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
It wouldn't, really.
It was just the first thing that popped to mind.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
LSU and Bama each get a share?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
And Okie State maybe.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
i would love this very much.
oklahoma state and oregon co champs
pink_funk:
Honey Badger (seriously) don’t care.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
/doesn't matter, had sex
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Were you not paying attention when the Niners were playing the Rams this year?
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
WHY AM I WATCHING THE JETS
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions
So split national championship?
Yeah? Chaos and confusion to the BCS? Yeah?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Greg Davis Alert?
I’m pretty sure LSU hired GD as their OC before this game.. some insanely sad playcalling.
Bubble-Screens and runs up the middle! Yeah!!!
Q: "What's your favorite color?" A: "Battle Red"
not enough negative yard passing plays
cant be GDGD.
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Mengus22
In my timeline I’ve seen LSU’s game plan ascribed to the IRS, Galen Hall, Ed Zaunbrecher, and a handicapped gorilla.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Somebody find me my ipecac
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions
ESPN
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, used it all. You'll have to get another bottle.
On the plus side, going to the store means not watching the game.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Trip to Walgreens?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Trip to Walgreens
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I think this game has made me hate football.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
This is a football game???
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS▲
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Luckily...
We have all those years of consecutive playoff berths to help ease the pain.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
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"Lord, beer me strength."
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
So how many times have we heard the honey badger nickname this game?
by brightshinies on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
honey badger don't care
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
by shake n bake on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yup. You can't spin this.
MooseMartin55 Jonathan A. Martin
This is just bad football
"Lord, beer me strength."
just switched to local news. talking about tornados
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Sounds better than this game already.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Houston had the first tornado of the year in the country.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Beat us this year, huh?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Should have let New Orleans have the honor tonight. Right on the Superdome.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Impossible.
That would require there to be a touchdown!!!!
/hat tip, bow tie twirl, skips out
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
by Colts Homer on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
There it is.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
REC!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm an X-Man now!
I’m going to use my powers to kill everything.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
We have a winner
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27-25 Live with it forever.
A tornado hitting my house does as well.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
I'd rather be in a tornado of bees than watch this dumpster fire.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather be in a tornado of HIV-positive bees.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
I'd rather be in a tornado of HIV-positive bees trapped in a shower with Jerry Sandusky.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
by Colts Homer on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Well, now I'm going to HAVE to use that as a comment for every Penn State scandal story for the rest of my life.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Absolutely.
I’m bookmarking this thread.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking rec'd.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
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"Lord, beer me strength."
I think he's been inhaling Vapo-Rub.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Or injecting it directly into his bloodstream.
Former Thane of Glamis and Cawdor.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 10, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions
has plenty of space on the left side.
runs right into the defender
I Feel For ya, Little guy
<img src=" http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dek92qg8Zoc/TahytACvfiI/AAAAAAAABaA/EmccVOJqIjQ/s1600/honey%2Bbadger.jpg"/>
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions
I suck at life
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I’ve had a sore throat for about three weeks now and this isn’t an environment suitable for my acoustic needs.
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha....let's cut the field in half
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Arena League!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
The Illuminatti fixed this game
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Even the Illuminatti couldn't pull this off.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Worst option run ever.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Schaub woulda done better.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Matt Schaub and Peyton Manning
could run a better veer option. this is sad
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
This makes Tebows offense look good.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
I'm sorry but this kind of sacasm is just hilarious
ArianFoster Arian Foster
@vleach44 what’s up bro? I’ll be in Baltimore this weekend on a business trip, you wanna meet up for some grub?
by WhiskeyR on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Just awesome
rec’d
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
It would be better in shitty poem form.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
by Colts Homer on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope that doesn't affect the creation of his beautiful poetry.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
How about Haiku?
What is up brother?
In Baltimore this weekend.
Want to grub it up?
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
by TexaStunna on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Haha it's like the haiku bot on Reddit.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Every time I turn this game back on somehing derpy happens...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
LSU Crossing The 50 For The First Time With 7:30 Left To Play
Beautifully sums up how wretched and unwatchable this game has been.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Baby, please I am NOT from Havana!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
Oh, fuck.
If I watch any more of this shit, I’m gonna develop a pathological aversion to football.
I’m outa here.
I'm telling you, watch Blazing Saddles.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Shut the fuck up
ReemBoi25 Kareem Jackson
I told y’all… Them boys playing lights out 2nite!!!!
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions
That's.... that's....
ReemBoi25?? No, this is a joke right?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
he does. he runs around with his eyes closed.
by NSNpartDeux on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
lolololololololololololololololololololol
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
He may suck
but he’s the partial #2 corner on the #3 pass D.
He is no where near the liability he was last year.
True that.
Therefore he doesnt suck.
We can say that all we want, but football is a team sport and he’s a piece. Could we have a better piece, yeah. But Kareem has played MUCH better and actually had a decent game last week.
I think Hightower, Chapman, or Kirpatrick could come on down and talk RollTide with him all day long.
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm glad he's not on my team.
/probably still better than what we got
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Keep talking K-Jax
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It's still lame as hell that Bama got another chance against LSU.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
fuck this.
im gonna go elbow deep in some muff.
/grabs air compressor
/blow up doll
/turns on barry white
/gets x rated
/done 10 seconds later
/cries self to sleep
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
All That's Left For Jordan Jefferson To Do
Is to cop a squat in his own end zone and get sacked for a safety.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I read pop a squat....
and considering his performance is the representation of a turd…
"Lord, beer me strength."
I read this as...
Is a cop to squat in his own end zone and get sacked for a safety.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Mongo only pawn in the game of life...
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dammit! Now it looks like Bama scored three touchdowns!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions
the missed PAT is just perfect
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Still should have unanimous title
OK State
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Champions beat Iowa State.
lulz
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Unfortunately they now have an out to give it to Bama only.
Even though LSU still has a better record.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
hate split titles but agree
For those that argue “best loss = best team”, LSU still champ
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Won't stop Alabama from claiming it as their own.
They’ve claimed every championship since 1943.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
I'm so glad I'm hammered.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
Why not?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
No.
I like to party.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Family probs to inspire it over here.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Not anymore!
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
wow. Our 5th string qb could go in for LSU and win them the game. This is sad.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
wellllll yyyaaaaa....
don’t you know Jeff Garcia should have started against the Bengals? TJ Yates is terrible obviously
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Hell yeah.
Jeff Garcia the man.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ya, Jeff seems to be a real man's man
He’d love to dance his way back into a starting gig
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
PatMcAfeeShow Pat McAfee
I turned away to pee in my bedpan and missed 2 fg’s somehow.. #Damn
Free Earl. Occupy Reliant
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That was not offsides
Encroachment or neutral zone infraction. If you’re gonna call a meaningless penalty, get it right.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM CST reply actions
Something to take your mind off of this abortion of a game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wlpBX0f_f4
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Worst Championship Game Ever?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
There was a game?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
There are no champions after this game.
Only losers.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
So is everyone on Bama's defense
“The most pro ready” ?
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
Saban is still #2 though.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Bono is the biggest number two however
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
I'm Angry At Myself
For watching that game.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
who?
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Me too
If the LSU offense was going to waste everyone’s time tonight, I could have…
1. finished pulling a dead palm tree out of my backyard
2. emptied out the freezer
3. shot the neighbors cat (again)
4. clipped the rest of that nagging hemorrhoid off with rusty nail clippers
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
by MeMongo on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec for shooting the cat.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
That was like watching the original dream team (USA Olympics Basketball - just to be clear) beat the crap out of
Papua New Guinea
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
No, that would have been 306-0.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
and the dream team would've hit more 3s
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
by TexaStunna on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So explain how this win wipes away Bama's earlier loss to the same team?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
It was in January!
Plus 1 is definitely going to happen now. No question.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
I know it's going to happen.
I am trying to apply logic to NCAA FBS Div1 whatever football.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
from what I'm hearing
this year was a good year to boycott the National SHAMpionship
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Dont know if this has been said
But Donta Hightower Josh Chapman or Chris Genrty would look awfully good in Deep Steel Blue or Battle Red!
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Ready to try the Bama experiment again?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
If Hightower, Chapman, Gentry are there in the HIIIIGH 20's (or 30's?)
Hell yes. BPA amiright?
I mean Hightower could be Demeco’s (eventual) replacement.
by YohannDookeyblue on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Is it over?!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
So on the show Pawn Stars...
they bought some shit, then attempted to sell it for a profit. very interesting. Y’all watch anything interesting tonight?
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
use it to soak up the beer, piss, vomit, etc that covers bourbon street
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
Burn it for Satan.
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
Draft season has begun.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Every time I think about the first step I ever took alone made me realize this prince was made for the throne / Defeated the beast, sword from stone, smoking so much weed I'm better off alone... / I guarantee you I will win / If I was ever wrong this moment ain't it
there's 2 or 3 "all-star" games
but yes, last game
I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?
everyone is either
1. arranging their gun collection by barrel flavor
2. trying to wake up their significant other to try and do what LSU couldn’t do tonight
3. passed out and/or vomiting in celebration / disgust
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
Interviewer to Coach Miles: "Offense never could get it going, what was the biggest problem?"
Some guys wearing #60, #9 and all the WRs?
"Never Never Never Give Up!" Winston Churchill
The coach
And everyone else on LSU. Honey Badger don’t care, of course.
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
happy
I didn’t waste 3 hours of my life watching that game.
by ElSurge on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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