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On the list of things I'd rather watch than the remainder of this game, you'll also find video footage of BFD's vasectomy.
I'll be honest with you: I'm writing this post right after the sixth touchdown pass. I don't need to see the remainder of this sh#tshow to know that the Texans lost the game. Hell, I barely needed to see the second half. The Texans came out flat on defense, unable to run the ball on offense, and still possessed of terrible special teams. It was as bad as you could have hoped against.
Ok...let's look for some positives, just because that seems like a helpfully contrarian thing to do.
1. Schaub-to-Andre looked good.
2. We're still 5-1.
3. The Ravens look entirely beatable.
4. No one contracted syphilis (as far as I know).
5. J.J. Watt.
That's all I got. Have at it, kids.