If you're reading this, you might have a question for me to answer. Maybe it's about Johnathan Joseph's cranky groin. Maybe it's about custard. Maybe you want to know what madness lies beneath. Whatever your question, I'm here to wildly speculate, horribly miss, and entertain until 9:30 p.m. CDT.
Leave any questions you have in the Comments, and I'll start answering/chatting promptly at 9 p.m. CDT. Or, if no one wants to chat, I'll just talk about whatever I'm watching on TV until 9:30 p.m. Choose your own adventure.