Careful, J-Jo. You could get put on the cover of GQ. - Bob Levey
The good news is that you don't have to wait until Sunday or Monday night for the Texans to play this week. The bad news is that you still have to wait.
I never thought I'd be so happy to see another noon kickoff on the Texans' schedule as I am today. Sunday night and Monday night games are great and all. Yet there's something to be said for waking up on Sunday morning and only having a few hours instead of an entire day or nearly two full days before Texans football.
Secure in the knowledge that noon CDT is a mere four hours (and counting) away, air your Texans laundry in the Comments below.