Let's do this like a mini-2DH.
Number of sacks of Joe Flaccid by the Texans.
Number of passes tipped by the Texans' front seven.
Number of players in the NFL who deserve the MVP ahead of J.J. Watt at this point.
Number of sacks I predict for J.J. Watt in the second half of this game.
Number of INTs I predict for the Texans' D in the second half.
Where I'd like to fire Joe Marciano.