Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...I guess that covers most of you...welcome to Thursday Night Football, where the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will collide with the Minnesota Vikings. Why should you be excited about this matchup? No, I'm asking, why? Oh, I know, because it's FOOTBALL, and it's only around for a limited time so we should enjoy it while we can, right? Right?
Well, I did my best. Here's your open thread to comment on the game and, more importantly, mock the various players/announcers/coaches/livestock that may or may not appear during the game.
Y'all have fun, I'll be too busy getting home from work to enjoy it with you. The usual open thread rules apply.