Never in the history of the known universe has anything occurred that is as earth-shatteringly exciting as tonight's Thursday Night Football matchup.

That statement is a lie.

But that statement is the truth. And that, friends, is what we call a paradox.

Anyhoo, tonight's game features two of the three professional teams that Kurt Warner once piloted to the championship game. This thread is your place to discuss the game, Kurt's time with the Iowa Barnstormers (the third team that he led to the championship game), or the myriad reasons that your Houston Texans are better than either the Rams or the Cardinals.