If a game against the mighty Jaguars of Jacksonville can't get your chat engine running, I don't know what to tell you. As is custom around these parts, I'll be here tonight, standing by to field your questions with nonsensical answers. So be here at 9 p.m. CST to share in the goodness that is my awkwardness. Should you not be familiar with what we're doing, allow myself to quote myself:

In terms of what exactly we'll be doing, it's simple. I'll get a post up shortly before 9 p.m. tonight, and then we'll start chatting in the comments. You ask questions about the Texans, I give answers, we swap recipes, we share our boldest dreams and our deepest fears, whatever. Easy peasy.

The official Live Chat post will go up at 8:45 p.m. CST, and I'll be along at 9 p.m. sharp to start dispensing merriment. Hope you can join me. Otherwise, it's Tony Hollings fan fiction for the lot of you.