Desperate to get the horrible truth of being on the receiving end of an unadulterated arsekicking from the Patriots in front of a national audience out of their heads, your Houston Texans welcome the Colts to Reliant Stadium on Sunday afternoon. Win, and the Texans clinch the AFC South while keeping the dream of the No. 1 seed in the AFC Playoffs alive. Lose, and the psychiatric industry in the Houston area experiences a profound boom. Where will you be watching the game?
Will you be part of what should be a raucous crowd at Reliant Stadium?
Will you be watching at home, alienating all those within a four block radius?
Will you be holed up in a pub, having someone bring you libations as you scream incoherently at the television?
Will you be at a watch party at a buddy's house, not really able to enjoy the game because you're too worried about the outcome and thus generally being antisocial to everyone despite their attempts to make small talk? "Yes, Monday night was awful. How about we never speak of it again, Mr. Collinsworth?"
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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