Repeat after me: Monday night did not happen. Monday night did not happen. Monday night did not happen.
Now drink a pint of trash can punch. Repeat at least 11 times before the Texans kick off against the Colts. Upon completion of that task, I am confident you'll be convinced anew that the Texans are bound for New Orleans.
As we wait for the clock to strike high noon and the opportunity to get the bad taste of Monday night out of our collective mouth, I invite you to talk about your Houston Texans in the Comments. Chat about Texans-Colts, playoff positioning, playoff hopes, the awesomeness of talking about the playoffs as a foregone conclusion in Week 15, and anything else Texans-related. The first open thread for the game will post at 11:45 a.m. CST.