You'd be wrong.
Fifteen minutes separate the Texans and a sweep of the Titans in 2012. Fifteen minutes between us and MCM's tears of inbred sadness. Fifteen minutes between now and when you can email August West and mock his very existence.
So let's win this and bask in the Schadenfreude.
(Unrelated, but the lack of Titans fans in seats makes me think that Maury started early today, and he's doing another paternity test episode.)