If you're reading this, you might have a question for me to answer. Maybe you want me to infuse you with confidence about the Texans' chances in Indianapolis on Sunday afternoon. Perhaps you wish to brainstorm some solutions for making the Pro Bowl slightly more meaningful. In the mood to talk about food, drink, pants, the commercialization of Christmas, or something else that grinds your gears? Whatever your question, I'm here to wildly speculate, horribly misinform, and generally be a poor excuse for entertainment until 9:30 p.m. CST.

Leave any questions you have in the Comments, and I'll start answering/chatting promptly at 9 p.m. CST. Or, if no one wants to chat, I'll just answer my own questions until 9:30 p.m. CST.