With a little thing like the one seed in the AFC Playoffs at stake, I'm sure you're not freaking out about today's game at all. Nope. Cool as a cucumber. Nothing to worry about.
/cranks up Rage Against The Machine
//pounds Red Bull and Vodka
////bursts into tears
As we wait for the clock to strike noon here in the Central Time Zone and the Texans to decide if they're going to be the No. 1 seed in the AFC Playoffs or not, I invite you to pass the time in the Comments. Chat about Texans-Colts, your feelings about the Texans' playoff chances, whether you believe the Texans could win in New England and in Denver if necessary, and anything else Texans-related. The first open thread for the game will post at 11:45 a.m. CST.
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